Imagine You are taking a shower when suddenly you hear a noise. It's Justin Bieber he is in your ear, you tell him to get out but he is in there constantly asking 'Did you buy my song?'
Pottehs i thought that was a joke? Like a hypothetical joke the first time i saw this comment? Then halfway through the video i saw it was REAL...whewwww chileeee the fuck dude
That little girl he was talking to...the way he was talking to her felt like he didn't even see her as another person...dude seems pretty detached from reality
Cliff racer he’s been famous since he was very young and for a very long time. I can’t prove it, but I’m almost certain his amount of fame and fortune affects your development in some way. Usually negative, imo
He is just trash at this point ! I can handle him being a douche to the people that is his age and runs in his circles. But the fans don't deserve to be treated like that. He is going broke and its no ones fault but his own. Most famous people wait till 10 years pass and go on some reality TV show to make a quick buck. But he has no shame.
seeing him posting pictures of babies with the caption "Yummy" and wondering which meaning it contains is literally the embodiment of "pick your poison". there isn't a good option...
I was assuming he was doing it since babies are pretty universally loved?? And he wanted people to associate them with the song to like it more?? Idk still weird
@@fart63 yeah, i doubt (or hope not) that justin is a full blown pedophile, just that he marketed his song terribly. although after everything else he did in the yummypocalypse, i wouldn't be too surprised
he literally didn't even say the bare minimum to that girl on live who bought his shit song, ANY positive interaction like "hi how are you, thanks so much for supporting me, did you like the single?", just "did you buy it. did you purchase it tho." :( that poor fan
@@micahrv4405 This is probably mad irrelevant, but I’m pretty sure they said that because in his music video on a plate he put a picture of himself of when he was a child sort of indicating that he was the “meal” and in the video they’re wealthy or adult celebrities eating. That’s what I believe that he meant by posting pictures of babies with the #yummy.
He is probably very tired out from his mental health and trauma. All this video proved was that yummy was confirming that pizzagate is true and you can see more analysis about pizzagate and his mv but yt tries to hide them. It's very important please go watch Out of Shadows and understand why Justin is actually acting this way!
@@heyosj9705 Bro, if he was truly abused, then he would have come out and said something! He's a grown man at this point, and he's got so much money and power, that he can do whatever he wants. Nobody is keeping him silent, there's just nothing to tell! I have gone down the rabbit hole and found NOTHING that would prove that Pizzagate is real or that Justin's shitty video would suggest that he's trying to tell a story about his abusive past. And I mean, get real!! Of all ways to expose what supposedly happened to him, he decides to write a song called "Yummy"!!!! It just doesn't add up. Stop trying to make something out of nothing. Even if he WAS abused at some point, that still doesn't give him the right to act like a selfish prick and treat his fans like garbage. There is no justifying his behavior, he's just an asshole who wrote a garbage song about his wife's hoo-ha.
Justin's wife: "I want a divorce. I can't continue like this." Justin: "DO YOU HAVE YOUR LAPTOP??? HAVE YOU BOUGHT YUMMY ON ITUNES?? REFRESH DONT REPLAY!!!"
Y’all so dumb omg I’m getting a headache. He gives y’all hints to the “pizzagate” theory and the pedophiles in this industry. Look up at his music video. At the beginning how kids playing instruments for the evil adults, or his satanic hand moves or that at the least scene he was only with two guys who looked exactly like his ex-managers who are accused for pedophilie etc
@@nottoday7204 Woah bro, you're such an intellectual! You tower over the rest of us, who fail to see this shallow song as the whistle-blowing scandal breaker it completely is. Lemme just copy-paste a reply from a different section: " _Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song._ "
idk how much i believe it, but some people in the comments of that video were saying that he was trying to point out the pedophilia of the music industry, because he showed a pic of him when he was a kid with yummy written on it with a plate. it might also explain the baby pics. idk do with that what you will.
Honestly the live he did with that girl broke my heart. She was so excited to be talking to her idol and all he wanted was a few more streams. That’s disgusting.
justin singing about other girls: cause if you feel you’re sinking i will jump right over into cold cold water for you justin singing about his wife who he plans to spend eternity with: *mmm you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy*
Mayana regardless of whether or not that was the intended message, the song could’ve been written (or coded, if that’s your position) more artistically and it would’ve made much greater impact. The lyrics are really putting people off, not to mention the way he’s marketing the thing is like icing a cake with dog shit
To be honest, this just confirms what Selena said about him emotionally abusing her. Saying things like "i'm doing everything i can on my end" and "you're doing great as a fan" then placing responsibility for his success on his fans and setting a punishment (not being a good fan/him being dissapointed or angry) for not buying his shitty ass music is manipulative as fuck.
He's exposing Pizza gate, that's why he wants the world's help. Everyone is going to realize this eventually, unless they are super dense and totally controlled by TV propaganda.
@@PS-qn4oz What could be achieved with subliminal messages when trying to expose pedophiles? It's not evidence, or testimony, it doesn't help any type of investigation. And don't say visibility because in any case (real or not) everybody knows about pizzagate, i'm not american and i fucking know about it. There's no need to "spread the word". So please, entertain me, why would he do this? What's the point?
Thanks to Kurtis, I subconsciously started saying "dude" all the time. I call my friends dude. I call my boyfriend dude. I call my mom dude. Thanks a lot Curtis, I can't stop
But oh no, Roddy Ricch is making a good debut album, so Justin Bieber is basically irrelevant at number fucking 2 with a trash ass song Like just be happy with #2 dawg
@@koldskalbanden7991 I think because he has been around since he was 12 years old. That's 13 years of stardom. Most artist don't say relevant for that long.
also, why is no one talking about the fact that he literally said «i would’ve left you a long time ago if you weren’t so hot» to hailey. like, wtf ??? is he trying to get into the 22 convention or what?
Kurtis managed to call out Justin Bieber for being awful and cringe, yet somehow was able to be very nice about it throughout the entire video. Kurtis is peak Canadian.
@@nottoday7204 Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song.
Not Today nah, it’s called make a useless catchy pop song and adding “hidden” meaning in it for views and money, of course they wanted people to believe that shit
I’m much older than Beiber’s general fanbase. In fact, when ‘Baby’ was released in 2010, my daughter had just turned 5 and was one of the biggest Beliebers on the planet. So, it’s safe to say that I’m not even close to being a member of his target demographic. BUT, having been a musician of 30+ years, I do recognize actual talent when I see/hear it. And it’s safe to assert that Justin’s level of talent, especially as a young kid, is and always has been next-level. HOWEVER, I think what Justin has experience over the last few years is what I like to call “new puppy syndrome”. Because when people get a new puppy, they quickly fall head-over-heels in love with how cute, cuddly, bouncy, and clumsy it is - which, let’s be honest, is endearing af - but...about 9 mos to a year on, the “puppy” enters its awkward teenager phase. And I think we all remember those years for Justin. Now that he’s a fully-formed, fleshed-out (sorry, sounds weird, I know) grown ass man, a lot of people don’t know where to put him in their minds. Like, do they still perceive him as this uber-talented child prodigy whose hair practically has its own career..or can they shift their perspective to accept that he is this much more mature, sometimes sexually explicit, heavily-tattooed “bad boy” type who embraces weed culture and pisses in occasional mop buckets in random restaurant kitchens? Aaaaand who now looks and behaves vastly, vastly different than that adorably talented TH-cam prodigy who was discovered by Usher?
Bro seriously, the yummy promotion campaign, specifically the livestreams with fans was the equivalent of a five year old: "you got games on your phone?" "games? you got games? You got games on your phone???"
it's sad that justin doesn't even care if people like his song, he just wants the streams and number 1 spot as if he wasn't already famous and rich enough
OMG, all the Spanish speakers know what Justin is trying to say with this music video, please pay attention to the details, it's about pedophiles in the music industry and Hollywood, all the elites, OMG it's so sad that English speakers are being so ignorant about this he's literally trying to unmask the biggest pedophile red!! Do some research y'all please! This is why Justin is posting baby pictures with the #Yummy hashtag! At the end of the music video when he finishes his food the empty dish has a picture of him as a child with a text "yummy" It's so obvious!! I just hope more English speakers investigate about this P1ZZ4G4T3. Once you have this in mind the video is so sad an obvious, he wants people to know the truth, probably he was abused as a child by this people, another clue is that in the video there are women with crowns and Gabriela Rico had a shirt that said "Yum Yum" When she confessed being abused as a child by the elites and she also said that the queen has cannibal rituals etc, Do some research please!
as someone who isn't a huge bieber fan and didn't pay this song any attention when it came out, thanks for catching all of this. It's really helpful to see how desperate he was to get this song out, especially now in the light of all of the P Diddy controversy. Even though that wasn't your intent, it was helpful for someone like me to easily be brought up to date with your video. so.. thanks! lol
11:00 This is one of the reasons why I find incredibly pointless to idolize (to that level) someone who doesn't know you exist and doesn't care. She'll never get back the time, effort and energy she's dedicating to this boy who couldn't care less about her. And I know he has too many fans, that sometimes can be quite a burden, but he could be a bit more empathetic, I guess.
honestly i don’t care when artists clearly want a number one (of course they do… who wouldn’t want their song to be the number one song in the us?) as long as they’re honest about it. like Kurtis said if it’s more of a “hey! i’m really proud of this song and it means a lot to me and it’s close to being number one, it would mean a lot to me if y’all could stream it extra to try to get it there!” it’d be fine. cause that’s so understandable and it feels like it’s coming from more of a “proud of and excited about my work” place than a “i wanna be number one cause i’m the best and i want bragging rights” place.
Exactly! There’s nothing wrong with wanting your work to be popular because you think it’s great and you’ve put effort into it. It only passes as wrong when you only want it to be popular so that you can be popular.
@@haydenchristensen9278 Sidenote it is very disgusting because he knows the power he has and he sits there and keeps on asking them the same question “did you stream my music”. It’s textbook manipulation when you know the power you hold, so yes it’s disgusting. He’s also making people feel bad for not streaming his music which is weird. It may not be a big deal to you but that does not mean it’s not disgusting/weird.
Stop telling Kurtis this aged poorly. 💀 We knew what we knew at the time and we know more now. This was bizarre at the time and it was good of Kurtis to document it. He knew something was off and made a video. How could we have known? I also hope he addresses it again because i remember finding this commentary really funny when yummy was released. I thought it was creepy strange behavior from Bieber marketing that way but he was calling attention to how HE was treated. Oof 😥
that made me so mad when he kept asking that fan if they bought his music. like they're obviously super excited to talk to him and instead of even really trying to have a conversation he's just like, did you buy my song? disgusting! wtf
Justin: now go to your nearest Walmart... AND BUY THE ALBUM 5 TIMES . SEND A PIC OF RECEIPT FOR PROOF OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MEME FOLDER ON YOUR DESKTOP.
My boyfriend and I just broke up (ik I look ten in my pfp but I’m 18) and I came straight to your videos cuz they always make me feel a little better :) thank you Kurtis 💛
idk how much i believe it, but some people in the comments of that video were saying that he was trying to point out the pedophilia of the music industry, because he showed a pic of him when he was a kid with yummy written on it with a plate. it might also explain the baby pics. idk do with that what you will.
for real. I'm glad i stopped being a fan of his once his true colors started to show in late 2012. now seeing this just proves how deluded fans become thinking these artists care about them at all. not that they have to though bc they're literally artists and they're here to make music not be people's emotional support, but the thing is he does leech off the artists having bonds with their audience thing, so the least he could do is pretend to care about them when interacting.
Carolina De Vasconcellos that’s the saddest thing about it, many people depend on the fucking song being a hit for the longest time possible. That says a lot about the preassure and expectations that music industry puts in one single artist. (Sorry about my crappy English)
Unfortunately now it seems like he was desperate for everyone to wake up and read further into the song and realize what’s going on with Diddy and the industry.
I'm watching this at 2:30 am after coming home from a Harry Styles' show because I was overwhelmed and wanted to relax, and that Harry Styles' mention made me really happy and nervous at the same time
through the glass justin bieber stares you in the eye and says in a cryptic voice "have you purchased yummy on itunes yet?" ~cue screams and horror movie title the yummy boi~
Three AssKateers It’s funny bcs I just realized Justin was in his most popular song and it was really good and had a deep meaning but idk what happened with this
Fan: **confesses love to Justin**
Justin Bieber: but did you like, buy yummy yet?
bruh, I hope he doesn't treat his wife the same way he treats his fans😔💔
Lerato Morapela babe did you buy my new album yet?? Babe??
@@jaquie7916 Yes I promise I did! I even listened to it in my sleep
@@archishasrivastava689 please don't busy out the Larry stans please 😂
@@archishasrivastava689 I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend you I meant that as a joke but I see how I could have framed that better
Imagine
You are taking a shower when suddenly you hear a noise. It's Justin Bieber he is in your ear, you tell him to get out but he is in there constantly asking 'Did you buy my song?'
You pull out an UNO reverse card and ask "have you bought MY song?
You're Katy Perry, and your life, is al little crazy
_imagine niall horan crawling inside your ear. you tell him to stop but he is in there_
Why did this make me think of the "actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf" song???
Thats terrifying lmao
@@madeleine_exe102 HAHA I THOUGHT OF THIS TOO
he sounds like a phone scammer. 'are you on your computer?" do you have your computer with you'
Lmao 😂
Pottehs i thought that was a joke? Like a hypothetical joke the first time i saw this comment? Then halfway through the video i saw it was REAL...whewwww chileeee the fuck dude
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"buy yummy and the virus will be removed"
HAHAAH
DADSDASD
Justin has the energy of a teacher who found out the entire class failed a test and still blames the students.
This is unbelievable accurate
He’s the main teacher after the substitute complained about how badly the class behaved with them
@@Modernwriter_2bro same
@@Modernwriter_2 Sorta topical, but in high school my chemistry teacher's name was Dr. Dick. Sounds like a porno supervillain.
Physical chemstry! Class average was 30 and he called us. A group of over achievers, dummies. Lmao
Justin: “hey, have you bought my song??”
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”
true story
Justin: “Prove it to me! Sing it!”
i was this comments 1k like
Cr3ator 🙏🏼
"We get it Justin, you want me to stream yummy. Now who do you wanna be in mario kart?"
That little girl he was talking to...the way he was talking to her felt like he didn't even see her as another person...dude seems pretty detached from reality
Cliff racer he’s been famous since he was very young and for a very long time. I can’t prove it, but I’m almost certain his amount of fame and fortune affects your development in some way. Usually negative, imo
@@saintt9044 not to mention the heroin
He is just trash at this point ! I can handle him being a douche to the people that is his age and runs in his circles. But the fans don't deserve to be treated like that. He is going broke and its no ones fault but his own. Most famous people wait till 10 years pass and go on some reality TV show to make a quick buck. But he has no shame.
I’m was your 1000th like
janan rashid that must’ve been satisfyinggg
“Today we’re going to be talking about everybody’s favorite Canadian Boy,” but Kurtis, that’s you
Colin Mochrie
Zach Rollins damn you’ve got em there
literally the first thing that came to mind-
haha i was your 1000th like. i felt very happy when it turned from 999 to 1K 😂
#PizzaGate
Plis talk about it
seeing him posting pictures of babies with the caption "Yummy" and wondering which meaning it contains is literally the embodiment of "pick your poison". there isn't a good option...
cannibal or pedophile 🤨🤨
😬😬😬
Pedophilia
I was assuming he was doing it since babies are pretty universally loved?? And he wanted people to associate them with the song to like it more?? Idk still weird
@@fart63 yeah, i doubt (or hope not) that justin is a full blown pedophile, just that he marketed his song terribly. although after everything else he did in the yummypocalypse, i wouldn't be too surprised
i feel like he’s being held hostage and his kidnappers will only let him go if yummy makes #1 justin blink twice if you need help
#pizz4gate #pedowood
LMAOOO
And this so-called kidnapper is most probably his record label.
It's not uncommon for record labels to hold artists hostage to shitty contracts.
You might not be wrong man...the music industry is a cutthroat place
I think it's pretty obvious his contractors told him he needs to get to #1 for whatever reason
Justin Bieber: Why isn’t “Yummy” number one yet?
Roddy Rich: *EEE* *URR*
😕
@@refvte5974 What
Doctor Swetch lmaooo
Looool
This shouldn’t have made me laugh as hard as I did
he literally didn't even say the bare minimum to that girl on live who bought his shit song, ANY positive interaction like "hi how are you, thanks so much for supporting me, did you like the single?", just "did you buy it. did you purchase it tho." :( that poor fan
I can't even watch it, it's absolutely disgusting
How embarrassing for him
Wow i always knew he was terrible.
Exactly, Its disgusting.
That is why Harry Styles rules.
"It was not yummy, it was yucky" loved that line.
I read this the same time he said it 🤣😭
@@RomanticRose111 me too
Kurtis: today we’re gonna talk about everybody’s favorite Canadian boy
Finally he’s gonna talk about Kurtis Connor
mark lee
Shawn Mendes
drake
Ryan Reynolds or Deadpool
Cody Ko
he's such a jerk. that girl was so excited to see him and he just didn't care and was like "yeah whatever just buy my song ok"
DUDE HES TALKING ABOUT PIZZA GATE
@@jizzywizzy3610 I don’t...think so? How would that make sense?
@@micahrv4405 This is probably mad irrelevant, but I’m pretty sure they said that because in his music video on a plate he put a picture of himself of when he was a child sort of indicating that he was the “meal” and in the video they’re wealthy or adult celebrities eating. That’s what I believe that he meant by posting pictures of babies with the #yummy.
He is probably very tired out from his mental health and trauma. All this video proved was that yummy was confirming that pizzagate is true and you can see more analysis about pizzagate and his mv but yt tries to hide them. It's very important please go watch Out of Shadows and understand why Justin is actually acting this way!
@@heyosj9705 Bro, if he was truly abused, then he would have come out and said something! He's a grown man at this point, and he's got so much money and power, that he can do whatever he wants. Nobody is keeping him silent, there's just nothing to tell! I have gone down the rabbit hole and found NOTHING that would prove that Pizzagate is real or that Justin's shitty video would suggest that he's trying to tell a story about his abusive past. And I mean, get real!! Of all ways to expose what supposedly happened to him, he decides to write a song called "Yummy"!!!! It just doesn't add up. Stop trying to make something out of nothing. Even if he WAS abused at some point, that still doesn't give him the right to act like a selfish prick and treat his fans like garbage. There is no justifying his behavior, he's just an asshole who wrote a garbage song about his wife's hoo-ha.
kurtis could've written yummy but justin could never write indoor boyfriend
Dude I’m starting to wonder if the gang did a collab on yummy and sold it to Justin and Justin is actually a huge Kurtis Connor fan.
That is so true
point. blank. period. 👏
Or the bisexual athem Blood Related
what a real banger that was ....😔😔✋
As someone who always hated Justin Bieber and in elementary that was my “not like other girls” trait, this is wonderful
Haha same
I just actually hated his guts and music from the start💀
nah cause at the time I had no reason to dislike him I just did and it turned out to work in my favor..
No same I always found him so fking cringy and I still do
Same I always thought he was cringe and I knew his songs were shitty
“Yucky” by Kurtis Conner would probably be more of a hit than Yummy ever could
ellie loves u FACTS BRO LOL
And Danny Gonzalez yummy
ellie loves u sorry it’s numba two on the charts
ellie loves u PLEASE KURTIS MAKE THIS HAPPEN
ellie loves u *gets #1 on the charts*
Justin's wife: "I want a divorce. I can't continue like this."
Justin: "DO YOU HAVE YOUR LAPTOP??? HAVE YOU BOUGHT YUMMY ON ITUNES?? REFRESH DONT REPLAY!!!"
Lmaoooo
@Saniya Divekar LMFAOOOO
Y’all so dumb omg I’m getting a headache. He gives y’all hints to the “pizzagate” theory and the pedophiles in this industry. Look up at his music video. At the beginning how kids playing instruments for the evil adults, or his satanic hand moves or that at the least scene he was only with two guys who looked exactly like his ex-managers who are accused for pedophilie etc
@@nottoday7204
Woah bro, you're such an intellectual! You tower over the rest of us, who fail to see this shallow song as the whistle-blowing scandal breaker it completely is. Lemme just copy-paste a reply from a different section: " _Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song._ "
doN’T MUTE !
“Listen even when you sleep” sounds like he’s trying to put some kind of secret message in your head lmaoo
idk how much i believe it, but some people in the comments of that video were saying that he was trying to point out the pedophilia of the music industry, because he showed a pic of him when he was a kid with yummy written on it with a plate. it might also explain the baby pics. idk do with that what you will.
Yeah that's some Brave New World type shit right there
Everyone's gonna get hypnotized or brain washed😂😂😂 too late!
Titanic rising I’ll try some day if the biebs leaves any
Subliminal messages
Kurtis’ delivery of “maybe people can’t afford to buy your song about EATING BABIES” gets me every time
“Everyone’s favourite Canadian boy”
Me: Kurtis Conner
“Justin Bieber”
Me: Oh
That's exactly what I thought! Hahaha!
Nathan Fielder. He DID graduate from one of Canada’s top business schools with really good grades after all
For a second I thought he was talking about Cody Ko...
Wait what... OH SHIT that’s not what it’s called!??
Me: Colin Mochrie
Honestly the live he did with that girl broke my heart. She was so excited to be talking to her idol and all he wanted was a few more streams. That’s disgusting.
th-cam.com/video/lS0d9CY8Pb4/w-d-xo.html
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@Kaitlin Delguercio for real??
@Kaitlin Delguercio damn
Lowkey if Justin did a “10 Years Later” cover of all his hit songs from when he was younger, it would probably go viral.
олен he needs to fire his team and hire you
Don’t give him any ideas
• Rosa 'Sunsprite' • but it’s a good idea thoughhh
True.. my inner belieber will surely come out 🤣
Dude I would buy that in a heartbeat
I’m addicted. At first I was like who is this dude in the funky stash. Now I’m deep in the kurtistown rabbit hole and loving every moment.
Justin Bieber turned from many girl's teenage crush to looking like a person who stands outside kindergarten and stares at kids through fences
Oh no
LMAOOO
Best comment
I mean he still has the fangirls, most followed artist on youtube and one of the most on instagram/twitter. and he's married to a beautiful model so?
Even got that creepy moustache
Justin is acting like a person wrapped up in a pyramid scheme desperately trying to sell a product 😂
right
As someone who went to school with a guy in a pyramid scheme, this is SPOT ON 😂
Lmaooo
Justin is a Karen. Confirmed.
Omg 😂
justin singing about other girls: cause if you feel you’re sinking i will jump right over into cold cold water for you
justin singing about his wife who he plans to spend eternity with: *mmm you got that yummy yummy yummy yummy*
Just checked and Cold Water was partly written by Ed Sheeran. No wonder lol
Rajvi Parekh this makes so much sense bc i was genuinely confused
lmao
Sweet Nature imagine not knowing abt pizzagate
Mayana regardless of whether or not that was the intended message, the song could’ve been written (or coded, if that’s your position) more artistically and it would’ve made much greater impact. The lyrics are really putting people off, not to mention the way he’s marketing the thing is like icing a cake with dog shit
It's funny how he took a mental health break and this is the way he shows us that he's improved 💀
"If you're happy doing what you're doing then nobody can tell you you're not successful." -Harry Styles
What a treasure.
Grett Hucht what a FOOCKING angel 🥺
I love him sooooo much I'm such a stan there are no words 🥺
We stan
Grett Hucht and that's how you know someone's making music because they genuinely love it.
MAN IS A GOD I STAN 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
Therapist: Kurtis with a british accent isn't real, he can't hurt you
Kurtis with a british accent: 14:27
Succyeelent Milk 😂😂 I've never met you, and I already love you
Love your profile
14:16 I’m English and tbh, it isn’t half bad.
@@justsomeguy8029 im english and its honestly not great hahahah
it’s not the best but we’ve seen worse from others tbf 💀
To be honest, this just confirms what Selena said about him emotionally abusing her. Saying things like "i'm doing everything i can on my end" and "you're doing great as a fan" then placing responsibility for his success on his fans and setting a punishment (not being a good fan/him being dissapointed or angry) for not buying his shitty ass music is manipulative as fuck.
He's exposing Pizza gate, that's why he wants the world's help. Everyone is going to realize this eventually, unless they are super dense and totally controlled by TV propaganda.
@@PS-qn4oz What could be achieved with subliminal messages when trying to expose pedophiles? It's not evidence, or testimony, it doesn't help any type of investigation. And don't say visibility because in any case (real or not) everybody knows about pizzagate, i'm not american and i fucking know about it. There's no need to "spread the word". So please, entertain me, why would he do this? What's the point?
Pothos PREACH QUEEN 👑 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
P S you are an idiot.
Pothos God... Justin fucking sucks
All those weird baby photos were rageposting/venting and none of us clocked it.
His fan girl sounded so sweet and innocent, and he talked to her like a scammer in Kitboga's videos. Damn sociopath.
Have you bought his album tho?
are u on your computer rn tho?
@@meowimg just wait a moment, sir
Have you bought yummy on iTunes?
have you streamed the mv tho?
Therapist: British Kurtis isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
British Kurtis: Just watch the video mate.
Lol underrated comment
Thanks to Kurtis, I subconsciously started saying "dude" all the time. I call my friends dude. I call my boyfriend dude. I call my mom dude. Thanks a lot Curtis, I can't stop
Barney, cheers dude (mate). Danielle, same here dude.
14:17
@@daniellerocha2808 didn't you copy and paste that
the funniest part of this is if he just made a song that didn’t suck, it probably would have went to number one without him even trying
But oh no, Roddy Ricch is making a good debut album, so Justin Bieber is basically irrelevant at number fucking 2 with a trash ass song
Like just be happy with #2 dawg
For real. Because he's super popular already AND it's a comeback; people have been waiting. He would have done find if he actually tried.
@@supernova9563 She said "if".
Well I mean duh. That’s the whole point
Savannah Mackie exactly
18:06 Mother Mother writing Hayloft II
Yess
Hailey: justin let's have a kid
Justin: ok but have you bought and streamed Yummy
I-
Wh-
Ye-
Jf-
Lmao
I can’t believe he’s only 25. I feel like I’ve been hearing about him my entire life. It feels like he’s 35 or something
Yeah he feels like this immortal being that just pops up every few years for eternity
@@koldskalbanden7991 I think because he has been around since he was 12 years old. That's 13 years of stardom. Most artist don't say relevant for that long.
Also I can’t believe he has young fans or that he’s still relevant.
He looks older too
Wait what I thought he was in his 30's
The only "yummy" I'll be listening to is by Danny Gonzalez
cal but if that was true, why profit from it? Why not just expose it?
Ok but will u buy it on itunes and play when ure sleeping👀
@@cal293 stop copy and pasting the conspiracy shit
I'm not gonna lie Danny's was better than the original
@@Emily.Russell agreed!
This is why we shouldn't go throwing children into the spotlight. It leads to broken and entitled adults.
Honestly, really sad.
if my wife isn't well seasoned, I send her back
if they don’t boil her with chicken stock i’m so gone.
Is this an Office reference lol
if my wife don't got that chicken parm i GOTTA send her back,
SHE BELONGS TO THE STREETS
"If her seasoning comes on the side, i send it back"
also, why is no one talking about the fact that he literally said «i would’ve left you a long time ago if you weren’t so hot» to hailey. like, wtf ??? is he trying to get into the 22 convention or what?
do you know what the song is about?
I'm gonna assume that was a joke
@@성이름-s5v9n shes just confused.......
Joke or not, that’s a pretty messed up thing to say. Cause she will have to wonder if that was one of half true-half joke jokes or not.
The fuck.. where and when did he say that?
Kurtis managed to call out Justin Bieber for being awful and cringe, yet somehow was able to be very nice about it throughout the entire video. Kurtis is peak Canadian.
And Justin is a trough of a Canadian
@@nottoday7204 Well, continue to have a headache because that "theory" isn't true and nobody believes it. Also, Justin has been promoting the song way more than the music video anyway, since downloading and streaming the song is what will get him to #1, which is what him and his label really want. Everyone knew about pedophiles in Hollywood long before Justin's bizarre marketing of this song.
Not Today nah, it’s called make a useless catchy pop song and adding “hidden” meaning in it for views and money, of course they wanted people to believe that shit
as a canadian person i can say we accept him as our own
Except when he literally said "fuck you Justin" (but it's ok because he was being a manipulative sleaze lmao)
I’m much older than Beiber’s general fanbase. In fact, when ‘Baby’ was released in 2010, my daughter had just turned 5 and was one of the biggest Beliebers on the planet. So, it’s safe to say that I’m not even close to being a member of his target demographic.
BUT, having been a musician of 30+ years, I do recognize actual talent when I see/hear it. And it’s safe to assert that Justin’s level of talent, especially as a young kid, is and always has been next-level.
HOWEVER, I think what Justin has experience over the last few years is what I like to call “new puppy syndrome”. Because when people get a new puppy, they quickly fall head-over-heels in love with how cute, cuddly, bouncy, and clumsy it is - which, let’s be honest, is endearing af - but...about 9 mos to a year on, the “puppy” enters its awkward teenager phase.
And I think we all remember those years for Justin. Now that he’s a fully-formed, fleshed-out (sorry, sounds weird, I know) grown ass man, a lot of people don’t know where to put him in their minds. Like, do they still perceive him as this uber-talented child prodigy whose hair practically has its own career..or can they shift their perspective to accept that he is this much more mature, sometimes sexually explicit, heavily-tattooed “bad boy” type who embraces weed culture and pisses in occasional mop buckets in random restaurant kitchens? Aaaaand who now looks and behaves vastly, vastly different than that adorably talented TH-cam prodigy who was discovered by Usher?
He pisses in mop buckets?? Who does that
@@pizza-skeleton i dont like justin but pissing in shop buckets is pretty badass
I don't believe you can recognize talent as well as you think you can.
Maybe. Maybe not. It’s all subjective anyway.
@@riddhisingh5466 he went to jail MULTIPLE times?!
Justin Beiber's Bizarre Desperation is my favorite anime
Yea
That anime is fire bro
fuck man this is so true and so fucked we got desperate GioGio
Part 4: weird fucking crimes are unredeemable
We really are everywhere I see.
Bro seriously, the yummy promotion campaign, specifically the livestreams with fans was the equivalent of a five year old: "you got games on your phone?" "games? you got games? You got games on your phone???"
Yo wassup dude? Can I like borrow your Nintendo DS dude
Only for like a little bit dude *gets grease on phone*
@@caletot *Gets every disease known to man plus 30 new undiscovered diseases on the phone*
@@tallic967 *also somehow puts an ancient mayan curse on the phone*
11:24
Is so sad, how weak people have to be to believe in this BS and do this..... and be proud of it.
HOW can you NOT see the deception....!?
when Danny’s parody is way better and catchier than Justin’s song
When you have been listening to Danny's song with a vnp, on repeat, on low volume, while you sleep.
King shit
Lunar Gravity imma eat your fuckin shirt
I love that you commented this under Kurtis's video 😂
Naomi Santana you’re killing it as a fan.
When Kurtis said "Everyone's favorite Canadian boy!" I thought he was gonna say himself 😭
I love how Kurtis is high-key a Harry Styles stan
Ikr
aren’t we all lmao
@@maddi4699 hahahha ly
HONESTLY
Thats why we stan Kurtis \_('=')_/□ *We stan Kurtis on the paper*
it's sad that justin doesn't even care if people like his song, he just wants the streams and number 1 spot as if he wasn't already famous and rich enough
His ego speaking instead.
He knows with this song alone and the "promotion" he can make enough money for the rest of the year.
I think it’s just his marketing team.
@@lydia1630 most probably, but thb I will feel very embarrassed if this is how my marketing team sold my track to fans
OMG, all the Spanish speakers know what Justin is trying to say with this music video, please pay attention to the details, it's about pedophiles in the music industry and Hollywood, all the elites, OMG it's so sad that English speakers are being so ignorant about this he's literally trying to unmask the biggest pedophile red!! Do some research y'all please! This is why Justin is posting baby pictures with the #Yummy hashtag! At the end of the music video when he finishes his food the empty dish has a picture of him as a child with a text "yummy" It's so obvious!! I just hope more English speakers investigate about this P1ZZ4G4T3. Once you have this in mind the video is so sad an obvious, he wants people to know the truth, probably he was abused as a child by this people, another clue is that in the video there are women with crowns and Gabriela Rico had a shirt that said "Yum Yum" When she confessed being abused as a child by the elites and she also said that the queen has cannibal rituals etc, Do some research please!
that video of him talking to his fan is the most uncomfortable thing i’ve ever watched
I cringed so hard I thought I was turning inside out lol
It was so sadddd
as someone who isn't a huge bieber fan and didn't pay this song any attention when it came out, thanks for catching all of this. It's really helpful to see how desperate he was to get this song out, especially now in the light of all of the P Diddy controversy. Even though that wasn't your intent, it was helpful for someone like me to easily be brought up to date with your video. so.. thanks! lol
It’s always JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, never Justin Bieber’s Bizarre Desperation 😔
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT OF😔🖐
I was thinkin of JoJo. Actually just finished part 2 with my dad earlier this night. Gonna start Part 3 tomorrow.
Bruh the title made me think of JoJo too lmao
@@flesh.c0nsum3r ah yes, my people
layla_hi yes.
"Justin Bieber's Bizzare Desperation" sounds like a horrifying video game.
Sounds like a jojo parody
@@lucak707 finally
i was waiting for a comment like this
Justin bieber's bizzare adventure
Ah yes my favorite anime, Justin’s Bizarre Desperation
A better game than the Yummy game...
11:00 This is one of the reasons why I find incredibly pointless to idolize (to that level) someone who doesn't know you exist and doesn't care. She'll never get back the time, effort and energy she's dedicating to this boy who couldn't care less about her. And I know he has too many fans, that sometimes can be quite a burden, but he could be a bit more empathetic, I guess.
Thank you for this comment.
“today i’m talking about everyone’s favourite canadian boy”
me: ...so you’re talking about yourself?
I thought drake but then i thought about the Camp flog gnaw incident
@@domiwilson8007 i thought he would say drake as a joke, obviously a lot of people don't like drake, have you heard the story of adidon?
@@manaspradhan8041 no?
@@domiwilson8007 Please listen to it if you think everyone likes drake lmao
Tae Tae no he’s talking about the Toronto doody flinger
Why did I read the title as "Justin Bieber's Bizarre Depression"
Omg me too!! I thought it was depression until I saw your comment and checked it again 😂
Same
Me tooook
Me too!
me too hehe
petition for kurtis to meet the love of his life, Harry Styles
Omggggg I'd love that bromance tbh 😂😂
His long lost soulmate.
Wait. Kurtis and harry are 2 diff ppl? I thought.... damn.
I'd soon that petition
Sign*
honestly i don’t care when artists clearly want a number one (of course they do… who wouldn’t want their song to be the number one song in the us?) as long as they’re honest about it. like Kurtis said if it’s more of a “hey! i’m really proud of this song and it means a lot to me and it’s close to being number one, it would mean a lot to me if y’all could stream it extra to try to get it there!” it’d be fine. cause that’s so understandable and it feels like it’s coming from more of a “proud of and excited about my work” place than a “i wanna be number one cause i’m the best and i want bragging rights” place.
Exactly! There’s nothing wrong with wanting your work to be popular because you think it’s great and you’ve put effort into it. It only passes as wrong when you only want it to be popular so that you can be popular.
justin has the same "where my hug at" energy LMAFOO
💀💀💀
He does!!!
"left it at home"
can’t believe kurtis didn’t mention that justin said when he ended the live w that girl, “okay go cry yourself to sleep okay?” skfkekf
michelle mclaughlin why did he say that??
Lmaooo I was just thinking that 💀💀
are you serious!!! Holy Crap that is so horrible.
michelle mclaughlin did he really said that i- THE AUDACITY
YUCKY
More like "Desperate-cito" ft. Justin Bieber
Solid pun. Approved.
What if someone made an actual song called that and made a parodyyy. 🤔😯
I hope this comment gets pinned and Kurtis makes it a reality.
More like bore Ragnarok
Virginia Malone 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
I don't even listen to Harry Styles but Kurtis has just made me respect him as a person so much more
Kurtis Conner saying that Harry Styles is perfect is all I needed in my life
wait until you see all his vines about harry 👀
Kurtis is every directioner
Exactly
Justin bieber makes a sequel of baby named “dinner”
Eve Speredelozzi omg whhhhhh 😆 😂
i will make that a reality
Lmaoooo
Isn’t baby already dinner?
Abbie Anderson 😧
Someone needs to make a compilation of Kurtis saying “dude” and “man” haha
Folks 👏
Don’t forget “my guy”
it's gonna be a 10-hour video
And "buddy"
Pardon?
actually, Kurtis if I meet you irl I expect you to treat me like this. hold me responsible for being the bad fan that i am
🥰🥰 same
2020 has been so bizarre that I actually *_forgot_* that yummy existed
Same!
It's okay, I didn't even know it existed till I saw this video. Which I'm kinda thankful for 😩.
fr
You bet.
only 4 months left
ew the way he’s manipulating his young fans is so disgusting...
do you know what this song is about?
@@Erika-ex8so stfu it's not about paedophiles Karen
it’s not disgusting in the slightest it’s lame yeah but y’all blow everything out of proportion lol
@@haydenchristensen9278 Sidenote it is very disgusting because he knows the power he has and he sits there and keeps on asking them the same question “did you stream my music”. It’s textbook manipulation when you know the power you hold, so yes it’s disgusting. He’s also making people feel bad for not streaming his music which is weird. It may not be a big deal to you but that does not mean it’s not disgusting/weird.
When your song is so bad you know the only way people will listen to it is if they are dead asleep, and maybe not even then.
Gotta mute it son
He’s Long expired. Tryna make himself relevant
Look up the meaning behind it and you won’t think the same
mel chang He can manipulate the meaning to suit his own fancies and I couldn’t care less. Belieber fan no more.
@@kzm9741 Facts lmao
Stop telling Kurtis this aged poorly. 💀 We knew what we knew at the time and we know more now. This was bizarre at the time and it was good of Kurtis to document it. He knew something was off and made a video. How could we have known? I also hope he addresses it again because i remember finding this commentary really funny when yummy was released. I thought it was creepy strange behavior from Bieber marketing that way but he was calling attention to how HE was treated. Oof 😥
idek what happened... pls enlighten me
that made me so mad when he kept asking that fan if they bought his music. like they're obviously super excited to talk to him and instead of even really trying to have a conversation he's just like, did you buy my song? disgusting! wtf
I know your angry and all but, did you use a vnp to buy his song?
Ok, but did you buy his song yet?
I was upset for the little girl. If that was my daughter...how dare you.
Ik ur angry but their was a reason behind he was telling everyone what the government was truly doing now he’s life is in danger
that’s justin bieber for you
lmao he sounds like a scammer like “are you by your computer”
Justin: now go to your nearest Walmart... AND BUY THE ALBUM 5 TIMES . SEND A PIC OF RECEIPT FOR PROOF OR SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR MEME FOLDER ON YOUR DESKTOP.
why did i read that with an indian accent
"money me. money now. me a money needing a lot now" - justin bieber
I hope people understand where this reference is from 😂
LMAO
@@PacoRobbins its always sunny?
@@TheTiesThatBind88 yep lol
this is one of my go-to iasip references so i’m ecstatic to see it under a kurtis video~
My boyfriend and I just broke up (ik I look ten in my pfp but I’m 18) and I came straight to your videos cuz they always make me feel a little better :) thank you Kurtis 💛
Aw, I'm so sorry. I was broken up with recently as well and Kurtis helped me too
How are yall now :]
therapist: british kurtis isn't real he can't hurt you
british Kurtis: just wotch thae video
copied
Time stamp ?
@@hi-sp8fi 14:17 😊
Night Jewel thankss:)
Camon mate
Plot twist: This is Justin and Hailey's pregnancy reveal for their baby, Yummy Yummy Baldwin Bieber
Emma Bunch-Benson you do know that’s how babies are made right
idk how much i believe it, but some people in the comments of that video were saying that he was trying to point out the pedophilia of the music industry, because he showed a pic of him when he was a kid with yummy written on it with a plate. it might also explain the baby pics. idk do with that what you will.
Anna Blackmore ngl i actually had that theory
Duhlayna Yeah, but at a baby shower you wouldn’t go into full on details about the sexual experience? Ya know
@@mai-ph9yo interesting...🤔
I couldn’t even watch the clip of Bieber telling that girl to buy his song I had to skip that made me sick- yikes
i thought i was the only one lol
I cringed so hard, I can't believe he became like that :/
Me too! I felt so bad for her. She seemed so sweet and excited to meet him and he was just being so mean. 😭😭😭
for real. I'm glad i stopped being a fan of his once his true colors started to show in late 2012. now seeing this just proves how deluded fans become thinking these artists care about them at all. not that they have to though bc they're literally artists and they're here to make music not be people's emotional support, but the thing is he does leech off the artists having bonds with their audience thing, so the least he could do is pretend to care about them when interacting.
I skip it every time.
Ngl the only reason I subbed to you was bc of the extra greeting, but I learned that you actually make really good videos
It sounds like he’s going to get murdered if he doesn’t get his song to #1.
He is going to fire many people
Carolina De Vasconcellos that’s the saddest thing about it, many people depend on the fucking song being a hit for the longest time possible. That says a lot about the preassure and expectations that music industry puts in one single artist. (Sorry about my crappy English)
The whole promotion makes me think hes going broke.
María José Martínez bro that’s scary
María José Martínez that's deep
I read this as "Justin Bieber's Depression" and honestly that seems more accurate
potato meme it took me until the end of the video to realize
I only found out after your comment 💀💀
**Writes song about Selena**
Instant #1
**Writes song about wife**
Justin: Guys please, I really want that spot.
Prash what song is about sel?
Zehn Ja Wasn’t Sorry about Selena? I’m not sure though, I’m assuming.
@@marianarodriguez4857 I think Justin said in an interview that Sorry was dedicated to his fans, his apology to em
@@rffs07 Pretty sure he said 'sorry', 'what do you mean' and 'mark my words' were about Selena on ellen lol
@@jordanlevitt1638
www.glamour.com/story/justin-bieber-reveals-what-sor
Ah okay, my bad:)
Unfortunately now it seems like he was desperate for everyone to wake up and read further into the song and realize what’s going on with Diddy and the industry.
Kurtis a few months ago: I hATE the word vibe dude
Kurtis now: Lets vibe down in the comment section, *dude* 😎
hailey: *has Justin’s baby*
nobody:
justin: has he streamed “yummy” yet??
the way justin talked to those fans is so gross and disheartening
I'm watching this at 2:30 am after coming home from a Harry Styles' show because I was overwhelmed and wanted to relax, and that Harry Styles' mention made me really happy and nervous at the same time
nobody:
random british guy at store: "caMOn just wOtch the vidEEOe"
I have been looking for a comment about this part of the video for far to long.... thank you:))
my eyebrow is itchy
Time stamp ?
@@hi-sp8fi 14:16
@@paigebailey2733 lol np:))
Kurtis stanning Harry Styles is everything tbh
Charlyn Cervantes-Bond in one of the first videos I watched of his as soon as he mentioned Harry I was like yes I must subscribe
@@nothere6963
s a m e
Took me by surprise in the best way.
😍
everyone stan harry styles
Harry Styles is a very respectable guy. i don't listen to him that often but i think he's quite well liked nowadays
Watching him pry is just sad af like lol you’re literally out here crying at children to buy more of your song
Selena was worse tbh, if you didn’t know she went to buy albums at target
I have great Comments what’s that got to do with anything?? u must be a belieber lmao
I have great Comments they’ve both been obnoxious about this. I LOVE Selena, but I’m getting second-hand embarrassment from some of her posts.
Please never delete this
“Play it while you sleep”
Me: *slowly pulls down down my phone and sees Justin Bieber through my window*
through the glass justin bieber stares you in the eye and says in a cryptic voice "have you purchased yummy on itunes yet?" ~cue screams and horror movie title the yummy boi~
Deadpool
T H E Y U M M Y B O I
@@sunflower8227 COMING TO THEATRES NEAR YOU
Deadpool
NEXT FALL
@@sunflower8227 STARRING KURTIS CONNER AS JUSTIN BIEBER
I'm sorry but justin's moustache is making me feel really uncomfortable and i dont understand
ktothebeesknees no same oh my gosh
Me too 🤢
@@eauvive3101 lmao I was abt to comment that
ktothebeesknees
WHEN I SAW HIS LONG HAIR AND MOUSTACHE
AND BEANIE
I WAS JUST SO UNCOMFORTABLE
Because it's _sleazy_
My wife: *exists*
Gordon Ramsey: Delicious. Finally, some good fucking food.
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Brynne Riley women aren’t pieces of meat
ITSMENIKKl r/wooooshhhhhh
@@ITSMERlVER hate to break it to you but
technically.........
it’s the way you use drew’s random sounds as your effects i love it
justin bieber puts out a sequel of baby titled “toddler”
Hahahahahaga
Lol
josh “YEA SHE GOT THAT TODDLER TODDY TODDLER”
Then...
kid
adolescent
teen
adult
elder
dead
@@carlazuzfanclub "yea she got that dead, she's dead, that dead, she's dead"
seeing as this song is partially written by ‘Jason “Poo Bear” Lloyd” I’m not surprised it sounds like shit
Three AssKateers It’s funny bcs I just realized Justin was in his most popular song and it was really good and had a deep meaning but idk what happened with this
that dude helped writing half of justin's discography and ctually is decent....don't know what went wrong with this one
The only thing I truly find *yummy* is Kurtis *extra greeting.*
11:35 justin is as responsive in that video call as my dad is when hes forced to talk to me on my birthday
“Harry Styles is perfect.”
Alright, that’s it, that’s the video.
Yes he is
I agree with that statement 1000%
Agreed
yes 🥰🥰
yes