Are Men Really Trash?

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    I've seen so many tweets and memes lately about men being "trash", so I figured I would make a video to see if we could finally get to the bottom of this whole thing. Come along as we take a look at some prime examples of guys being the absolute worst, and we'll see if there is any hope for dudes out there.
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  • @pascal9394
    @pascal9394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6375

    STOP asking lesbians who the man is in the relationship. it’s Kurtis Conner

    • @elizabethtomlinson867
      @elizabethtomlinson867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      HAHAHAHAHA

    • @sambibambi5409
      @sambibambi5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      [crossin my heart] the gf, the other gf, n the kurtis conner spirit. amen

    • @fay5772
      @fay5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      as a lesbian i can confirm this

    • @sunshine2198
      @sunshine2198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Or Hozier

    • @annaeddleman3476
      @annaeddleman3476 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Sunshine you right. You right

  • @spookyho5994
    @spookyho5994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15483

    E-Boys ❌
    Soft Boys ❌
    Country Boys ❌
    Extra-Greeting Boys ✅

    • @sakura9959
      @sakura9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      giulia luane 😻😻

    • @meowimg
      @meowimg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      girls don't want an e-boy they want an *extra greeting*

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      We all want an eg-boi

    • @ToxicSkull0
      @ToxicSkull0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Press that sweet little subscribe button
      *F O R A N E X T R A G R E E T I N G*

    • @hambonefakenamington69
      @hambonefakenamington69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao.

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4939

    "not all men"
    you're right. bibble from barbie fairytopia would never disrespect me like this

  • @dvmpw33d
    @dvmpw33d 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3895

    "Not all men"
    You're right, the Pringles mascot would never treat me like this

    • @carvrooom127
      @carvrooom127 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      honestly man

    • @emilymartin7864
      @emilymartin7864 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr

    • @BanJoe104
      @BanJoe104 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Neither would Mr. Clean

    • @RavenclawNimbus
      @RavenclawNimbus 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      PGPRPTOTOTKJOSJAIS THIS IS THE BEST ONE

    • @pinkdragon4830
      @pinkdragon4830 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Also that tiger from Zootopia

  • @itsbunnz5295
    @itsbunnz5295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5808

    11 year olds who just found out about the word simp commenting on this video because he’s defending women is my cringy life source

    • @ezranian
      @ezranian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

      Like, it’s possible to just genuinely respect women as human people? what??

    • @gymnasticsedits_7789
      @gymnasticsedits_7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      &Ezra Gans-Crocker what?? that’s crazy

    • @applebutter1151
      @applebutter1151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Ezra Gans-Crocker not possible

    • @mica8701
      @mica8701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      tbf its adult men who are showing awful example to kids online. i see it in online gaming constantly /:

    • @gymnasticsedits_7789
      @gymnasticsedits_7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mica true that

  • @trikitrikitriki
    @trikitrikitriki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3118

    "Chances are I'll pay more attention to my car than to you." So... why... would anyone... wanna... date you?

    • @roshnipatel2000
      @roshnipatel2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      Exactly!! Why would anyone invest in a relationship with them if it's a one-way street? It's so clear that that guy just wants a maid rather than a girlfriend

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I'm looking for a boyfriend who's gonna completely ignore me 😍💕

    • @addwasabitomycoffee5811
      @addwasabitomycoffee5811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@pissapocalypse that's a joke, right?

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@addwasabitomycoffee5811 Yessir

    • @addwasabitomycoffee5811
      @addwasabitomycoffee5811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@pissapocalypse I tried to assure cause internet has spooked me out a lot,😂 sorry for that

  • @izzy8684
    @izzy8684 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    “not all men”
    you’re right, the horny weasel from barbie as rapunzel would never treat me this way

    • @mountaindewbajablast4794
      @mountaindewbajablast4794 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      GIVE HIM TO ME UGHHHH

    • @modernghost0
      @modernghost0 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      i beg to differ

    • @mountaindewbajablast4794
      @mountaindewbajablast4794 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@modernghost0 then beg

    • @sneha.png_
      @sneha.png_ 19 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@@mountaindewbajablast4794 PUKICHO REF RAHHHH ‼️‼️‼️🐭🐭🐭

  • @Radioheadfan245
    @Radioheadfan245 ปีที่แล้ว +733

    "Not all men"
    You're right, Santa Claus would never.

    • @gummipop
      @gummipop 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Ok but the Vinnie pfp I love it

    • @valerieserio-adkins1201
      @valerieserio-adkins1201 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      But Santa absolutely would. He just would.

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@valerieserio-adkins1201DON'T DISRESPECT MY MAN CLAUS LIKE THIS

    • @sophwhossoph
      @sophwhossoph 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@BoxOfToasters you better watch out... you better not cry...

    • @yogurtblah
      @yogurtblah 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@gummipopradiohead?

  • @CorinneStephens
    @CorinneStephens 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5528

    "Not all men"
    You're so right Kurtis Conner would never do this

    • @nightowl8477
      @nightowl8477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hilarious. You know, men don't have to hate themselves to not be dicks. There's a little thing called "respecting yourself." You'll find it right next to "respecting your fellow man." And guess what? "Man" refers to men and women, which is a little sexist but you see the point. You don't have to hate men to be a decent human being. Men ain't trash. People are trash.

    • @crybabybimbo
      @crybabybimbo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      @@nightowl8477 super butthurt

    • @elsagranquist9755
      @elsagranquist9755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1000th like ayyoo

    • @karim____
      @karim____ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@nightowl8477 exactly, now imagine if he swapped genders and said women are trash, his career would have probably ended lol.
      I'm just joking but the double standard is strong on this issues especially lately, it's not even funny.
      I just think it was a bad way of expressing what he wanted to say, I get it it s a joke but I don't like the double standard he would have never said anything like that toward women, I think being a man does not get you a pass on saying stuff like that.
      I think at the end it's a matter of being consistent with oneself.
      Obviously this is a comedic video and Noone should take offense but it makes you think about our biases

    • @strwbymlk
      @strwbymlk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      nightowl Men acknowledging that a lot of other men are scummy is *not* them hating themselves. You sound hurt though, so if the shoe fits… *wear it*.

  • @dulcineaofvenus4653
    @dulcineaofvenus4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3944

    in middle school, a boy wrote a smutty terraria fanfiction about me as a sexy druid and sent it to me. he asked me to roleplay it with him. i wish i was joking.

    • @quinn6846
      @quinn6846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +244

      o..... o god

    • @bl00dp0p5
      @bl00dp0p5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      what?

    • @MercurialIris
      @MercurialIris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Did you do it?

    • @swiftlymurmurs
      @swiftlymurmurs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Honestly though, he put in the work.
      I'd do a guy who wrote Terraria fanfics about me

    • @dulcineaofvenus4653
      @dulcineaofvenus4653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      @@MercurialIris a little bit, not very long over text, id be lying if i said no. i was curious what can i say

  • @GiDD504
    @GiDD504 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    As a dude I just wanted to thank Kurtis for being progressive in his points of view and for calling out this toxic behavior. It’s a nice change from the typical TH-camrs that just add on and promote it. It is especially awesome for the younger guys that can watch Kurtis and can see an example of what Non toxic masculinity is. Aka being a good human. We need more Kurtis’s in this world!!

    • @ugotjinxxed7846
      @ugotjinxxed7846 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      yesssss

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tradutorajuliana Agree completely!!! Another creator I love is Chad Chad aka my favorite human lol. She's the best!

    • @WorldWeaver
      @WorldWeaver ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If you watch more of his videos, you're bound to find yourself in a bubble of people who are like this :D
      It's a lovely bubble! (I can suggest a few youtubers to you if you want to see a glimpse of the bubble I'm in)

    • @flowersforyouu
      @flowersforyouu ปีที่แล้ว +17

      yeaa omg I love love seeing queer/poc/women commentate on it but sometimes it really sucks that men won’t pay attention to them so it’s sweet to have a guy like Kurtis who speaks against it

    • @keith_is_tired2864
      @keith_is_tired2864 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      maybe the plural for Kurtis is Kurti haha
      but I agree, there needs to be way more Kurti in the world

  • @BonseyJonsey
    @BonseyJonsey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    Call back to when I had terrible opinions and commented about Kurtis being a simp or something on this video.
    I'm glad I'm no longer stupid and wrong
    Internalized bigotry (misogyny and anti-sjw bs) is a hell of a drug

    • @kr_sh_
      @kr_sh_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      this comment made me smile :)

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      @casper
      You've levelled up.
      I'll never understand why good men gets called 'white knight' or 'simp' for doing the right thing and being genuine.
      Just as I'll never understand that good women defending men NEVER gets recognised by those men.
      I was defending a female once, online, and some dude drops by and starts writing, ''I HATE warriors like you'', obviously he thought I was male and a white knight'.

    • @Brunette_2005
      @Brunette_2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Most people stay low levels but you are different

    • @zosienka.0617
      @zosienka.0617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      proud of you 💚

    • @nabaaziz9150
      @nabaaziz9150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      DUDEEE you upgraded congrats!!

  • @megschwartz2461
    @megschwartz2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7894

    Entrepreneur is a strange way to say “unemployed”

  • @fer10190
    @fer10190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2488

    *"My uncle is an executive for Sephora.."* ... If you think money or status impresses me this much, than just give me your uncle's contact..

    • @hananightsilver7400
      @hananightsilver7400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      im wheezing lmao

    • @irisvirgilio7821
      @irisvirgilio7821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Thats so true. Its not even direct wealth, its money that its not even yours. I will never understand how trust fund babies think flexing having money is impressive when clearly they did nothing to earn it.

    • @skylol7042
      @skylol7042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lmaooooo i’m rollinggggg

    • @saraistwr6802
      @saraistwr6802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You made my day lmaaooo

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Real big "my uncle works at Nintendo" vibes

  • @SoManyRandomRamblings
    @SoManyRandomRamblings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    I once refused to send a guy nudes, and he said that meant I liked to be in relationships where I get hit. 🤦🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️ like how does that correlate at all???

    • @Brunette_2005
      @Brunette_2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      These are called "niceguys". Men like this are strongly convinced that they are nice people and that women shouldn’t reject them because they should be thankful for their kindness.
      Also, every man that acts more masculine or more confident than them is automatically an abusive prick in their eyes

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Brunette_2005 yes....that is how they are for some strange reason.

    • @randomnerd3402
      @randomnerd3402 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I still have a complete lack of comprehension of why someone would even send nudes

    • @beng.5067
      @beng.5067 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@randomnerd3402 you figure it out yet?

    • @Light_Dies_07
      @Light_Dies_07 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@randomnerd3402 you figure it out yet?

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    'Not all men"
    You're right, Sportacus would never treat me like this

  • @Juliana-gb1nj
    @Juliana-gb1nj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16449

    these men really think they're the greatest gift to women, when it is in fact that extra greeting

    • @catie5403
      @catie5403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

      As a female person, I can say this is definitely the case

    • @janes8714
      @janes8714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Juan Cortez Muro begone b o t

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Juliana best comment

    • @femaleserialkiller
      @femaleserialkiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      women are the greatest gift to not only men, but mankind. women are literally a gift from heaven.
      - ur friendly neighborhood lesbian

    • @williamsthysteve5551
      @williamsthysteve5551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      👏👏👏👏

  • @joeebiden_
    @joeebiden_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8773

    "not all men" you're right. kurtis conner wouldnt treat me like this.

    • @cool.6701
      @cool.6701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Yes- agreed.

    • @nuggetlovesgilliananderson
      @nuggetlovesgilliananderson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I just made it 666 liked you’re welcome

    • @pistashio_lord8918
      @pistashio_lord8918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      #not my kurtis

    • @GeoNeilUK
      @GeoNeilUK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He called all men trash, told them to leave and then immediately announced his sponsor... a cooking website that I'm sure has plenty recipes for sammiches!

    • @mariamkhaled2649
      @mariamkhaled2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      or harry styles

  • @lesbian_frogs_1632
    @lesbian_frogs_1632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “Not all men”
    Your right, Gandalf would never treat me this way

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      As someone who is basically never into men I'd absolutely marry Gandalf lmao, he's the best

  • @caidalee1994
    @caidalee1994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I never understand the persistence thing. She said no. “But what if she isn’t serious and wants me to keep asking and actually wants to say yes? Do you really want a girl like that? One that refuses to communicate with you outside of these riddles she’s creating to start fights? Either way, it’s better to just keep waking, bud.

    • @Brunette_2005
      @Brunette_2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Fr, people who are trying to be hard to get are just potentially emotionally abusive and that’s a red flag

    • @michaelschneider8201
      @michaelschneider8201 ปีที่แล้ว

      Because there are actually girls out there who believe in this thing and want to make a guy persist them in order to get the guy emotionally attached to them and dependant on them emotionally to keep him from dumping them. It's the classical scenario of grooming when a girl's tactic is to make a man "fall in love" with them while making him think that it was his idea all along.
      In oast times, it used to be the only strategy available to girls.
      I mean, most men are trash, but then most women are trash too. All humans are basically trash unless they try to improve themselves.

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@michaelschneider8201 I don’t think you understand my comment. If she *does* play games, then why would you stick around? She’s just gonna play more games, and do you really want a girl like that?

    • @michaelschneider8201
      @michaelschneider8201 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caidalee1994, I would not. But many guys would want her for this very reason. That is, if she plays games, she probably doesn't sleep around, because only a few would brave through all her machinations.
      Yes, I don't quite get how would people trade their mental health over a feeble guarantee of a girl's virginity, but that's just how it is.

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@michaelschneider8201 who would make the connection between a girl playing games and her not sleeping around? That’s a new leap in logic, I haven’t heard that one yet.

  • @fryingpanman1250
    @fryingpanman1250 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10099

    “Not all men” yes. Jeremy from Phineas and Ferb would never treat me like this.

    • @CorinaBriggs1209
      @CorinaBriggs1209 3 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      Candace what're you doing on TH-cam

    • @maxrigg172
      @maxrigg172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +612

      I think you mean Dr Doofenshmirtz

    • @dyingrat2439
      @dyingrat2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

      Max Rigg mk if we are honest he was never evil, jus a lil broken

    • @fryingpanman1250
      @fryingpanman1250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      Max Rigg dr doofenshmirtz wouldn’t either

    • @gaboh226
      @gaboh226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

      Ferb would never

  • @eeleyes
    @eeleyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8443

    Who needs porn when you have videos of men respecting women

    • @jayneb6053
      @jayneb6053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Like Sally face 😏

    • @maripaura4945
      @maripaura4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      IKR

    • @Darcactusofficial
      @Darcactusofficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      Men respecting women is sexc

    • @druwzeigrwileu4482
      @druwzeigrwileu4482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      Impossible. Porn is at least partially realistic. Men respecting women is all staged.

    • @RnKLr-jh6ff
      @RnKLr-jh6ff 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Men respecting woman doesn't erect me so it's just not real

  • @Punipunpi_panda
    @Punipunpi_panda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    It’s sick because as a woman even when I was only 15 I’d deal with this almost everyday. I was even offered money for sex at 15 as if I was an object (I said no)

    • @blinkeuisaswiftie8397
      @blinkeuisaswiftie8397 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That must've been traumatizing if it was me

    • @Punipunpi_panda
      @Punipunpi_panda ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@blinkeuisaswiftie8397 ya I still get really creepy “sugar daddy” requests and It hasn’t even been a year since I’ve turned 18

    • @blinkeuisaswiftie8397
      @blinkeuisaswiftie8397 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Punipunpi_panda it's ok. just try to be away from social media, it helps a lot but never let em take you down.

    • @ardenalexa94
      @ardenalexa94 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Punipunpi_panda I’m 28 but I look younger so I can understand dealing with creeps. I usually just don’t comment and block them.

    • @daigosanchez5453
      @daigosanchez5453 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm pretty sure that's illegal. Thank god for your rights.

  • @laurenquinn4716
    @laurenquinn4716 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Not all men”
    You’re right, Mr. Darcy would never treat me like this

  • @double-mint4157
    @double-mint4157 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8494

    “Not all men”
    Yeah ferb would never

    • @krunchykat9249
      @krunchykat9249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      Ik people aren't putting enough respect on my boi ferb

    • @sukakillz
      @sukakillz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      yes thats my boy

    • @michaelst2848
      @michaelst2848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@krunchykat9249 hell yes

    • @sagejennings4342
      @sagejennings4342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      YES. I knew I was bi when I was simping for Ferb AND Vanessa.

    • @C.a.s265
      @C.a.s265 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@sagejennings4342 Yesssss Ferb and Vanessa are the best couple I could ever imagine- sErIoUsLy

  • @hershey4079
    @hershey4079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6637

    'not all men'
    youre right heinz doofenshmirtz would never

    • @heatherm8920
      @heatherm8920 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      doofenshmirtz is just wholesome dad material that we all love

    • @apocalypse8346
      @apocalypse8346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@heatherm8920 I keep forgetting he's a dad

    • @elstonngunn4193
      @elstonngunn4193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      @@apocalypse8346 I keep forgetting he’s the villain man is the best cartoon dad, he gives Vanessa huge birthday parties and even tho she finds him embarrassing he backs if he never goes out of his way to be with her he gives her space and they’re better for it also his relationship with his ex wife is one of the most realistic and mature

    • @matilde_5
      @matilde_5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Omg please we need to appreciate dr Doofenshmirtz more

    • @sunnylapis6584
      @sunnylapis6584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This

  • @Couldntcomeupwahandle
    @Couldntcomeupwahandle ปีที่แล้ว +88

    It’s honestly disappointing how I find Kurtis to be so “rare.” I just wish there were more people (particularly guys,) like him. Like it’s just crazy how seeing him just treat women like normal people and just being such a human in general is mind-blowing to me.
    You’re absolutely amazing, bro. ❤ You’re the best person I could ever have as a role-model. I’m beyond grateful to have found you out of everyone on TH-cam. I hope lots of others feel the same. Just keep doing you! :)

    • @loca2035
      @loca2035 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      exactly and this is why hes married bc he actually sees girls as people and no some object

    • @elsvaughn7959
      @elsvaughn7959 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He's not.. you just need to change the kind of ppl ur talking to. And NEVER settle!

    • @Couldntcomeupwahandle
      @Couldntcomeupwahandle 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@elsvaughn7959 you’re right. I’ve REALLY grown from this comment. When I saw the notif from this reply and reread this I definitely don’t agree anymore

  • @lillith-0909
    @lillith-0909 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "not all men"
    you're right, kurtis would never treat me like this

  • @flowersoffrogs
    @flowersoffrogs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5386

    "Not all men" Yeah, Perry the Platypus would never

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I mean, he’s a Platypus, so he never counted in the first place.

    • @richa4847
      @richa4847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Yep, Perry's ✨perfect✨

    • @obliviousfantasy633
      @obliviousfantasy633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hdfkjhdkdhfdkf Perry is a Platypus wait a minute-

    • @goretrance99
      @goretrance99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i had to like this so it’d be at 669 sorry

    • @SafirAksel
      @SafirAksel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Perry is a real gentleman, ngl

  • @unhingedfrogspawn6715
    @unhingedfrogspawn6715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5920

    "Not all men" you're right, my imaginary boyfriend would NEVER treat me like this

    • @lyonhill8589
      @lyonhill8589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Imaginary boyfriends for da win 😌

    • @prekshashah141
      @prekshashah141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      most fictional boys wouldn’t either

    • @hugs4cupid
      @hugs4cupid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      Or did you mean...
      Indoor boyfriend

    • @quillix9811
      @quillix9811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Anime boys 2020

    • @hatefullysick
      @hatefullysick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      totally YES
      my imaginary boyfriend is da best 🤝❣️

  • @deli_bread
    @deli_bread ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Not all men"
    Oh yeah, koolaid man would never treat me like that.

    • @veryferalthing
      @veryferalthing ปีที่แล้ว +3

      oh yeah

    • @Tommedian
      @Tommedian 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Unless you’re a wall

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    "But not all men-" you're absolutely right, Andrew Garfield would never

    • @abbycadabby975
      @abbycadabby975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SHE WAS LIKE A SHOT OF EXPRESSO-

    • @nabaaziz9150
      @nabaaziz9150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@abbycadabby975 PLEASE I CANT-

    • @veryferalthing
      @veryferalthing ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i skimmed a little too fast and thought that just said Garfield.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@veryferalthingonly on Mondays

    • @kestreldomann2787
      @kestreldomann2787 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@veryferalthing To be fair Garfield wouldn't either

  • @yanishkaquinones850
    @yanishkaquinones850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3366

    Literally i was venting to a guy friend of mine about my bipolar depression and how my therapist isn't sure what it is yet and he LITERALLY goes "oh ive heard bipolar girls are super freaky. Is that true". Like yes please try and take advantage of my mental illness

    • @yanishkaquinones850
      @yanishkaquinones850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      @HonestlyTho1503 dude seriously? Guys can be so fucking gross holy shit, im sorry that happened to you

    • @yanishkaquinones850
      @yanishkaquinones850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @HonestlyTho1503 thank you! ❤ were not so much friends anymore thankfully 😂 i hope you get another roommate soon

    • @aishat6838
      @aishat6838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Ew wtf- why do guys have to be so toxic ;-;

    • @christopherdejesus3005
      @christopherdejesus3005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Im a dude I know I'm horrible but I am truly sorry for peices of shit like that those people ruin the name man for the good people out there I'm really sorry

    • @yanishkaquinones850
      @yanishkaquinones850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @BedazzledPotato i know some people are so selfish with their intentions its insane. But thank you sm ❤

  • @PossiblyAlena
    @PossiblyAlena 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11631

    “No don’t get in a car accident you’re so sexy uuhh 👅🤙”
    *car crashes drop to 0%*

    • @matty_daddy
      @matty_daddy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Babe don’t kill ur self u fine aha 😚😉😫

    • @sarahy4813
      @sarahy4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      “You’re going to divorce me without me?” -C.K.

    • @evaricci1478
      @evaricci1478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      "don't be depressed you're so THICC"

    • @dennistran2933
      @dennistran2933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sarah Younan Cody ko?

    • @user-rm3iy4ye2l
      @user-rm3iy4ye2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@dennistran2933 yup. that's a cody ko quote. our favourite short king

  • @PossessedTornado
    @PossessedTornado 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    "Not all men"
    You're right, Zane from Ninjago would never hurt me.

    • @NFrealStan
      @NFrealStan 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      real

  • @bebop1536
    @bebop1536 2 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Not all men"
    Your right, Camilo Madrigal would never do me like that.

    • @chocochatter8480
      @chocochatter8480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's an animation but yessssss 😂😂

    • @xx_MatteoUwU_xx
      @xx_MatteoUwU_xx 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Camilo my beloved

  • @ARCArmy
    @ARCArmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3348

    One man’s trash is another man’s man

    • @iluvmun3y
      @iluvmun3y 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ARC I love this so much

    • @ninetiesgirlkatie
      @ninetiesgirlkatie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Best comment

    • @MachoTaco
      @MachoTaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ARC Woah! Didn’t think I’d see you here arc. small world lol

    • @MachoTaco
      @MachoTaco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ARC also congrats on 1k subs!!

    • @ARCArmy
      @ARCArmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Macho hello! And thank you! Hopefully my channel keeps growing so that you can brag that you’ve been there since “day 1” 😂

  • @mollyrueckel
    @mollyrueckel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8855

    “not all men” you’re right Kristoff from Frozen would *NEVER*

    • @graceholland5770
      @graceholland5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      This is the ultimate comment right here

    • @user-pu2xu2iq9o
      @user-pu2xu2iq9o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

      Hans on the other hand...

    • @savannahgassiot
      @savannahgassiot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      &;&; don’t even Hans is my mans

    • @graceholland5770
      @graceholland5770 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@savannahgassiot I read that pronouncing 'mans' like 'hans' is so it was like 'hans is my mahns'

    • @sydneydowns3225
      @sydneydowns3225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I prefer you in leather anyway 😉 🤢🤧

  • @_khloe
    @_khloe ปีที่แล้ว +47

    ty for saying we are actual people Kurtis. It’s crazy how women are still fighting for basic rights. 💔

    • @daigosanchez5453
      @daigosanchez5453 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah get over it. Where women are fighting for basic rights men are just sucking up their lack of rights in the shadows and I could give you a million examples of that if you wanted.

  • @e4rio
    @e4rio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “Not all men”
    True, Kermit the frog wouldn’t treat me like that

  • @hazel6728
    @hazel6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4844

    A jerk guy in my class texted my friend saying that he liked her and she rejected him and then he said “sorry my cat stepped on my keyboard” I-
    Edit: just so you know he wasn’t a jerk because of this. He was just a rude guy and we didn’t like him. Also thanks for 4.8k lol

    • @whytho8856
      @whytho8856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      wha-

    • @ibrahimabdoullah5906
      @ibrahimabdoullah5906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Seems like a joke to me😂😂😂

    • @idothehustletoomuch9431
      @idothehustletoomuch9431 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      That is the first time I've heard that tho...but I've always heard the "Shut up,ugly bitch I didn't ask you."

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That’s actually hilarious tho

    • @cellostrings565
      @cellostrings565 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I’m dead XD

  • @eatkarrots940
    @eatkarrots940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5681

    kurtis got a degree in self awareness at yee yee university

    • @adrenalineactivate
      @adrenalineactivate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      In Kurtis Town

    • @ciarakolb4627
      @ciarakolb4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hello 2.0 no 😡

    • @Courtneyt364
      @Courtneyt364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro my name is Indi so we rlly close in names lol

    • @eatkarrots940
      @eatkarrots940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @weeby weeb howdy, how ya doin?

    • @eatkarrots940
      @eatkarrots940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Courtneyt364 epic bro

  • @johnkingbad
    @johnkingbad ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Not all men"
    You're right, Kurtis Conner's identical twin who edits his videos would never disrespect me like this

  • @emmaruth1227
    @emmaruth1227 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    This is why Kurtis is my favorite youtuber. He’s so understanding about these subjects and he isn’t afraid to put this out there. He’s teaching people to not be like the people he makes videos about and I really appreciate that about him

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

    • @daigosanchez5453
      @daigosanchez5453 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yup. It's hard to find people openly being simps.

  • @Oldboyjosephseth
    @Oldboyjosephseth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3406

    “An extremely patient douce bag”
    That’s called a manipulator my dude

    • @beautyfrompainxxx
      @beautyfrompainxxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Woah my dad

    • @luxy2772
      @luxy2772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Men who don't get a abusive until after the marriage... Waaaay too common.

    • @whatsuptaylor
      @whatsuptaylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      my guy*

    • @MyLovebug96
      @MyLovebug96 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s called an e boy

    • @whatsuptaylor
      @whatsuptaylor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      as in instead of saying 'my dude'. not saying 'my guy' is that person...

  • @emilythomason1693
    @emilythomason1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8485

    “Not all men” yeah tadashi from big hero 6 would never.

  • @harpermckernan3033
    @harpermckernan3033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I literally had a guy who I said hi to ONCE while out with a friend because they knew him and was talking to them. I had 10 YEARS of them messaging me just saying hey over and over again 🤣 I didn't even reply to them most the time cause it creeped me out one time he text saying 'you looked so good last night' 🤢 and it would be stuff like that

    • @plooomb_
      @plooomb_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh naaa block that stuff dude

    • @phoebeeeflowers
      @phoebeeeflowers 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      why didn't you block him

    • @harpermckernan3033
      @harpermckernan3033 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I did block him, he made a new profile and when I blocked that he started harassing my friends asking them why I'd blocked him ect so I unblocked him to tell him we weren't friends and to leave me alone... He still didn't so I got a different profile and set it to private

  • @wolfwyvern5334
    @wolfwyvern5334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    @7:00 "Ow weave you awone sowee 😥👉👈"
    doesn't leave her alone

  • @galinapolaradis8824
    @galinapolaradis8824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5198

    alternate title: kurtis proving why he has a girlfriend

    • @koala8083
      @koala8083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Kurtis being a white knight???

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

      koala being a bitter virgin.

    • @Buddhistsocialist
      @Buddhistsocialist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sharksandsheep nope he is just being a pretty big white night and I do like him.

    • @allino7619
      @allino7619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      xxplvb wow I didn’t know white knight was what trash people call good men

    • @karateteacherpouredacidonmycar
      @karateteacherpouredacidonmycar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      koala dude can a guy respect women without being called a white night. It’s like a guy can only be two things: an incel or a white night, there’s no in between

  • @the-treviathan
    @the-treviathan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4260

    "Not all men" Ur right. John Mulaney would never treat me, nor any other woman like that.

    • @suckonmahd
      @suckonmahd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Hazel Levesque
      Because he'd probably blurt out " YA EVER SEEN A GHOST BEFORE???"

    • @archerlim9437
      @archerlim9437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@suckonmahd He even used a John Mulaney phrase in the video. "Hurricanes. You know, like Hurricanes?"

    • @pineapplesbringpain5243
      @pineapplesbringpain5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your dam right, cupcake

    • @megschwartz2461
      @megschwartz2461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      But he SAW what was happening and didn’t help
      He refused to leave the bench!!

    • @gs2656
      @gs2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He’s not a man tho, just a tall child

  • @riveringstuff4935
    @riveringstuff4935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Not all men"
    Correct, Percy Jackson would never treat me this way

    • @Maddy-pw2ot
      @Maddy-pw2ot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You’re absolutely correct

    • @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m
      @th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tyson wouldn’t even dream of being so disrespectful.

    • @NoahDaDudeBroMan
      @NoahDaDudeBroMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@th4nky0uf0rth3ven0m Tyson is so innocent bro.

    • @nabaaziz9150
      @nabaaziz9150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the ORIGINAL book bf

  • @calebhall4722
    @calebhall4722 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    this makes me embarrassed to be a guy 💀💀💀

  • @heirofainted
    @heirofainted 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3168

    " not all men "
    Yeah Fix it Felix from the Wreck it Ralph animated franchise would never

    • @estellesmith4118
      @estellesmith4118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      God this is hilarious

    • @curranfrank2854
      @curranfrank2854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, Ralph from movie 1 wouldn't either.
      Movie 2 on the other hand . . .

    • @yamilerocha1109
      @yamilerocha1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he would tho.. he has “nice guy” vibes 😬

    • @princessjasminegonda7786
      @princessjasminegonda7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mystically MysticTM the only nice guy in the franchise is Ralph from the 2nd movie. He was good at first but he grew obsessive on the second :(

    • @luci.ana777
      @luci.ana777 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      probably because he’s 100% gay

  • @lazysureman
    @lazysureman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4678

    “not all men”
    yeah tadashi from big hero 6 would never

    • @anastasiasviderska3801
      @anastasiasviderska3801 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      He's dead tho

    • @midnightgamer2158
      @midnightgamer2158 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @winnielmao
      @winnielmao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      @@anastasiasviderska3801 exactly. he CANT ever disrespect women /j

    • @funeralruiner
      @funeralruiner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@anastasiasviderska3801 dude you’re crazy you got 4 as in your name laboratory made man said 2 was crazy jesus tarnation

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Tadashi is hella fine tho.

  • @limediamond4595
    @limediamond4595 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Not all men”
    You’re right, Kurtis Conner would never

  • @wesleywyndam-pryce5305
    @wesleywyndam-pryce5305 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this is how I behaved when I was like 14, and I still look back in horror 16 years later. wish I could apologize.
    the text that kept saying sorry and begging that js.

    • @eskarina1000
      @eskarina1000 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Teenagers get somewhat of a pass on some crappy behavior, as they’re emotional control is not fully developed yet. It’s good that you recognize as an adult that your behavior as a teenager was bad, and where possible, apologies should be made. But cut your younger self some slack. You made mistakes and learned to be better. There are a lot of adult men who never learn better.

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Glad you're better now

  • @fionamaack4338
    @fionamaack4338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4218

    "send nudes"
    "i thought you were proposing??"
    is. is this legally blonde

  • @fatinsabrina
    @fatinsabrina 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2924

    “not all men” you’re right. Percy Jackson would never treat me like this.

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      He seriously wouldn’t, he totally stans women. 😂

    • @dinerosainphar8610
      @dinerosainphar8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Neither would Nico di Angelo or Jason Grace.

    • @legrandliseurtri7495
      @legrandliseurtri7495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      @@dinerosainphar8610 Nor would Nico be interested in you.

    • @andrei3420
      @andrei3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Another random Tristan sad truth lmao

    • @ahe1009
      @ahe1009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      they drink their daily respect women juice

  • @Doodle_Dragon
    @Doodle_Dragon ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "not all men"
    Exactly! Papyrus would NEVER

  • @Nuhuh343
    @Nuhuh343 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Kurtis is a great person with good morals who always has basic human decency.
    He’s how everyone should be, and it’s kinda sad that he’s rare to find

  • @alisakulik7189
    @alisakulik7189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14934

    “Not all men”
    Mr. Clean would NEVER do me dirty

    • @samobrien1470
      @samobrien1470 3 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      THIS IS THE ONE . Kind person I would like to thank you for making this comment 😂😂

    • @0ctopusComp1etely
      @0ctopusComp1etely 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      FINALLY a sparkling example of what this joke should be.

    • @alexbmac8644
      @alexbmac8644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      mr clean is canonically asexual lol

    • @saywhat9538
      @saywhat9538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      omfg

    • @dorowthy2986
      @dorowthy2986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      see this is the joke

  • @nooriman5944
    @nooriman5944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2580

    “You’ll literally ruin your life by not talking to me.”
    Bruh, where does this much confidence come from?

  • @user-ed8tm2wt5f
    @user-ed8tm2wt5f ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I am from Ukraine and I moved to the UK when the war started, got myself a Tinder app just to get these messages from time to time:
    .....
    -Hey, what brought you here from Ukraine?
    -Dude, LITERALLY the war (as my profile says).
    -Omg I am so sorry :( Hope your folks are fine. Do you leave alone?;)
    -Man, I am a refugee..Do you think I brought a fucking flat with me?
    I think if it turned out to be that I live in a tent in the city centre afterwards this guys would want to come over ;) anyway.
    My soul is fucking screaming. How can men be so emotionally deaf?

    • @CarolineCalvano
      @CarolineCalvano 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      jesus christ men have theeee worst timing and self awareness

  • @porrimmaryam101
    @porrimmaryam101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    A guy and I were talking for two weeks trying to meet up. Finally found a time and I was getting ready. He asked if I wanted too fool around after, I said I would like to know him better and he unmatched me. Took my friend out to lunch instead.

    • @MaryamMaqdisi
      @MaryamMaqdisi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Dang that's insane

  • @emmahulse3538
    @emmahulse3538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    "not all men"
    You're so right, my boy Megamind would never treat me like this

    • @nabaaziz9150
      @nabaaziz9150 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      NO BITCHES?

    • @sophiawahdan
      @sophiawahdan ปีที่แล้ว +28

      FACTS

    • @sonetagu1337
      @sonetagu1337 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nabaaziz9150 NAH DONT WORRY M8 TAYTAN HAS NO 2! XDDDD
      BE GR8 GEURL XDXDXD

    • @ugotjinxxed7846
      @ugotjinxxed7846 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@sonetagu1337 my brain hurt while trying to read this

    • @Fortnitetoxicguy0d
      @Fortnitetoxicguy0d ปีที่แล้ว

      Yo stfu please sexist ass mf yet without men phones tvs cars planes apps ppl use nowadays and a lot more wouldn’t exist without men so yeah feminist

  • @numburger
    @numburger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16391

    "Not all men"
    Exactly, Rick Astley would never give me up, let me down, turn around and desert me like other men

    • @lemonange4975
      @lemonange4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1190

      He would also never make you cry and never tell a lie and hurt you

    • @Exeternal_Beyonder_Of_Doomsday
      @Exeternal_Beyonder_Of_Doomsday 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      That's a big LOL there

    • @ImaPizzaK
      @ImaPizzaK 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      He would also never say goodbye to you

    • @lilyg2526
      @lilyg2526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Yeah you wouldn’t get this from any other guy.

    • @lavender2727
      @lavender2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      he’s just tryna tell u how he’s feeling he’s tryna make ur understand

  • @aiyanaking5478
    @aiyanaking5478 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    "Not all men"
    your right, Allen (from the Barbie movie) would never.
    I LOVE YOU ALLEN!!!!!

  • @bumblebee8948
    @bumblebee8948 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    When he talks abt an extremely patient douchebag it reminds me of the guy who didnt write his wedding vows

  • @angelicsynss
    @angelicsynss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16153

    i can’t fathom the fact that when a girl says “no” a guy takes that as “keep trying”

    • @carina3367
      @carina3367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1843

      A guy once told me “no means yes and yes means harder” I was so uncomfortable

    • @strawberryguts8513
      @strawberryguts8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1210

      @@carina3367 haha excuse me THAT IS HORRIFIYNG

    • @isabela6324
      @isabela6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +686

      do u know junko furuta? she rejected a guy then got raped and abused and lit on fire then killed and worse things, all that just because she said no. no one asked but I just felt like sharing

    • @JessieJ93
      @JessieJ93 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Many girls do that too

    • @nazeefa353
      @nazeefa353 3 ปีที่แล้ว +476

      @@isabela6324 omg I remember this case...I was horrified

  • @ella_spang4469
    @ella_spang4469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11252

    If I had a dollar for everytime Kurtis said “dude” I’d have enough money to buy a car that makes me paninis.

    • @kyliegordon3980
      @kyliegordon3980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      un👏der👏at👏ed👏

    • @prettylife6086
      @prettylife6086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      WOOHOOO

    • @hotbunsss74
      @hotbunsss74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      EllaSpaghetti I hate that now I register in my mind everytime he says dude it’s killing me, it’s like becoming aware of blinking, breathing or your tongue

    • @localizeds
      @localizeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I appreciate this joke very much-

    • @mrsjeon9571
      @mrsjeon9571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i’m really dumb so can someone explain cause my brain dumb dumb

  • @RepeatDaily
    @RepeatDaily 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    “not all men”
    you’re right, talking ben would never treat me like this

  • @rachelvilla4813
    @rachelvilla4813 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Kurtis, as a 38 year old man, i find your videos hilarious, insightful and overall helpful to society. You said in your video that 80 percent of the people who watch you are women and i can understand why. Keep it up man. I can only hope to raise my son to have that type of mindset.

  • @beansmcgee9992
    @beansmcgee9992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2077

    “not all men”
    Exactly! Diego from ice age would never treat women like that

    • @chrisxtty9324
      @chrisxtty9324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Diego was my childhood crush

    • @savstinks6847
      @savstinks6847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chrisxtty9324 same 😳

    • @Blablablablabla392
      @Blablablablabla392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Chrisxtty honestly same

    • @moonmoon11111
      @moonmoon11111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Chrisxtty my attraction to bad boys reforming and finding family/love began w diego

    • @ruridabest5621
      @ruridabest5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@moonmoon11111 your name 👀👀 i-
      Also same

  • @sir-dame-sander
    @sir-dame-sander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2087

    “not all men”
    you right gomez addams wouldn’t ever pull that shit

    • @borakurti7
      @borakurti7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      he would N E V E R

    • @dipanwitakabir9878
      @dipanwitakabir9878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I was looking for THIS comment

    • @_monomorph_1411
      @_monomorph_1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      Gomez Addams is the BLUEPRINT dawg

    • @sir-dame-sander
      @sir-dame-sander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      @@_monomorph_1411 as a butch lesbian who literally modeled their entire sense of gentlemanliness after his. yeah

    • @_monomorph_1411
      @_monomorph_1411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@sir-dame-sander I love that for you.

  • @ilenarooney39
    @ilenarooney39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Man if I asked someone out and they said no, I would cringe into non existence and never speak to them again out of sheer embarrassment. Imagine asking another THIRTEEN TIMES 🤣😩

  • @karlketamine8172
    @karlketamine8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Im a more traditonaly feminine gay guy and I got cat called at work by another guy who was driving past, and Im feminist but after that I truly understood where women are coming from, cause that was eaisly one of the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me

    • @Brunette_2005
      @Brunette_2005 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Being cat called is a short and shitty experience. I got cat called by supposed 17-18 year olds when I was 13. I was pretty small and young looking so they can’t tell me I looked like their age :/

  • @di3tPepsi
    @di3tPepsi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2451

    "not all men" you're right. John Mulaney would never.

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who?

    • @soccclown420
      @soccclown420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      he wouldn't be able to.
      he was over on the bench

    • @ViolexiaTnT
      @ViolexiaTnT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      His wife, he has this wife, would agree.

    • @misnomer6345
      @misnomer6345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Also Bo Burnham

    • @partypoison5135
      @partypoison5135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      john mulaney isnt even a guy he's an asian-american woman wtf?

  • @lear4089
    @lear4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3999

    “ not all men are like this “
    yes,, shrek would never treat me like this

    • @saikrobr6496
      @saikrobr6496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The best comment

    • @michoasalways6762
      @michoasalways6762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      rattyrat YES

    • @aishayassy412
      @aishayassy412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah. I bet he would let us be in his swamp 😢 such a dream man

    • @Bananas1745
      @Bananas1745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      and rodrick

    • @Arsonire
      @Arsonire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Uhm...Shrek is gay, didn't you know?

  • @beatrixumlah
    @beatrixumlah ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "not all men"
    ur right, mr pringle would never do this

    • @mossycrown
      @mossycrown ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His rebrand would 😭😭

  • @robynnhoud4001
    @robynnhoud4001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    “Not all men”
    You’re right, literally anyone that doesn’t say this would never.

  • @phil4857
    @phil4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3466

    Baljeet would never treat me like this.

    • @j_thepig
      @j_thepig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      STOP-

    • @gerbycreator
      @gerbycreator 3 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      get you a man like baljeet.

    • @phil4857
      @phil4857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@gerbycreator Fr

    • @drfreudsmom
      @drfreudsmom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Faxx

    • @anika7322
      @anika7322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      who is baljeet lol

  • @graciepar9039
    @graciepar9039 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3611

    “Not all men”
    You’re right, John Mulaney wouldn’t treat me like this

    • @_HuffleProud_
      @_HuffleProud_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Well, his voice is out of the 1950s, so I hope that’s all that came out of that time period...lol (not meaning to suggest that he’s horrible like these people, he’s a beautiful tall child and I love him dearly)

    • @zeynepsevgi5735
      @zeynepsevgi5735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gracie Par AND DAS ON PERIODTTTT

    • @gymnasticsedits_7789
      @gymnasticsedits_7789 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      hello killjoy

    • @LeeLeechLee
      @LeeLeechLee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      That's because he's a proud asian-american woman.

    • @Epialesvibes
      @Epialesvibes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      MCRmy though

  • @idiomatic444
    @idiomatic444 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dude I had a friend of a friend who everytime I talked to him he made advances on me. He kept trying to convince me to send him pictures of myself or convince me to let him send me a d pick. This went on for a while. I had a bf and was very VERY open about it (he responded "hot" when I told him) and kept asking me stuff like that even after I said no. FOR MONTHS. And then I blocked him after he asked 3 times in like 2 hours despite my refusal every single time

    • @CarolineCalvano
      @CarolineCalvano 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ughhh so sorry to hear that

  • @blacktiger2154
    @blacktiger2154 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    “Not all men”
    You’re right! My fictional characters would never! 😤

  • @maiaotaku
    @maiaotaku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +676

    As a female of the human species: guys that are fully aware of these issues like this MAN and speaking up about it are 100% more attractive than the incel send nude ones amen

  • @lawriem7747
    @lawriem7747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    “Not all men”
    You’re right, Uncle Iroh would never☕️

    • @castrogamer7863
      @castrogamer7863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      leaves from the vine
      falling so slow
      like fragile tiny shells
      drifting in the foam
      little soldier boy come marching home
      little soldier boy come marching home
      (i am not crying you are :, C

    • @pickleproductions5736
      @pickleproductions5736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@castrogamer7863 GODDAMMIT, you made me cry.

    • @BATMAN-zw8nf
      @BATMAN-zw8nf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I love you.

    • @mobslanderisnevertolerated633
      @mobslanderisnevertolerated633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EXACTLY!

    • @MRoriz-ls8hg
      @MRoriz-ls8hg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DAMN RIGHT

  • @karnagekarnival5127
    @karnagekarnival5127 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    The thing bros don't get is that the "not all men" aka the "good ones" aren't interested in disproving what other men/majority of men do. Bad people exist, that doesn't mean all people are bad. But you don't feel the need to argue when someone says "people suck". Why? Because when you say "not all men" you are seeking personal gain. You want trust without being safe, and you want sex without being attractive. Stop arguing on the internet and get a personality.

    • @devin2445
      @devin2445 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      what are u talking about

    • @karnagekarnival5127
      @karnagekarnival5127 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@devin2445 "if it doesn't apply, let it fly"

    • @jisookim1452
      @jisookim1452 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so are u for the “not all men” saying or not

    • @karnagekarnival5127
      @karnagekarnival5127 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jisookim1452 If you can't tell from reading, you shouldn't have strong opinions

    • @LMA0x
      @LMA0x ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Huh?*

  • @hambergerfriend5768
    @hambergerfriend5768 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Men aren’t trash, those men are

  • @MsKJackson831
    @MsKJackson831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7560

    Did... did he drive to a baseball field for one joke?
    *Forcefully hits like button*

    • @sunnyipanema1812
      @sunnyipanema1812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂

    • @MsCarotty
      @MsCarotty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Are there even baseball fields in Canada :O ? *hits like button forcefulliER*

    • @GlassCastle143
      @GlassCastle143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know 😂

    • @RayWhoops
      @RayWhoops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      MsCarotty it’s actually pretty common to have a baseball field in like 90% of parks at least it is in the Toronto area so it’s not that hard to find a baseball field lol

    • @he.said.teenjiejer
      @he.said.teenjiejer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I almost said it was his green screen but then I remembered he’s not at home here 😂

  • @f3rgaliciouss
    @f3rgaliciouss 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8202

    “Not all men”
    Yeah,
    _Spencer from iCarly would never treat me like this_

    • @hiigghhggg9150
      @hiigghhggg9150 3 ปีที่แล้ว +470

      Yeah, he would just make us spaghetti tacos and tell us how pretty we are. Why can’t all men be like Spencer?

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 3 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      correction, Gibby would never treat me like this

    • @TheMoores07
      @TheMoores07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Underrated

    • @ashnconecookingshow3077
      @ashnconecookingshow3077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂

    • @excuseme5086
      @excuseme5086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Carolina Hernandez Weh

  • @gracehoman225
    @gracehoman225 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    “ not all men”
    yeah, my boy shrek wouldn’t do me like this.

  • @kodi9479
    @kodi9479 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Someone needs to start a counter for how many times Kurtis says *'Dude'*

  • @6a6ey17
    @6a6ey17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7843

    Some men: women are such goldiggers
    Also those men: *flex all their money openly to get a girl*

    • @6a6ey17
      @6a6ey17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Primetime true, money is very important, but I prefer love over money.

    • @jadonquarles5243
      @jadonquarles5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@PrimetimeX What's a love digger

    • @PrimetimeX
      @PrimetimeX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@jadonquarles5243 Idk someone who wants love?

    • @6a6ey17
      @6a6ey17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Steph well I am a woman myself so yeah that’s true. I didn’t mean it in anyway like you thought I meant it.

    • @PrimetimeX
      @PrimetimeX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@6a6ey17 I imagine money is more of a symbol than a concrete measurement. There are plenty of men with money who cannot find a relationship because they are uncaring, rude, and such. Its not necessarily money but work ethic, that women value. A guy who works really hard everyday as an underpaid veterinarian still likely finds a nice girl to be with, because its not his money but his passion that inspires a strong relationship.

  • @avettcore
    @avettcore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4038

    “Not all men”
    You’re right, Doofenshmirtz would never.

    • @claireoverdorf9284
      @claireoverdorf9284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      OK THIS ONE MADE ME CACKLE

    • @wheatywhaffle7344
      @wheatywhaffle7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      he made a respect women-inator

    • @starskii.11
      @starskii.11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Remember when he shot that one dude into space for his daughter

    • @meli1872
      @meli1872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      this is the best one

    • @avettcore
      @avettcore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@starskii.11 and that is exactly why we stan him

  • @crispytim8314
    @crispytim8314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    i wish is male audiance was larger so we have more kings like him

  • @ivipl5346
    @ivipl5346 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    not all men are trash, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try to figure out how to help those who are with changing. The reason they're trash isn't because of their gender, it's because with the way society is structured, they are enouraged to be like that. When we dismantle gender stereotypes, we can work on the current behavior of men

  • @audreyredd5874
    @audreyredd5874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4727

    I love this curly haired feminist man

    • @shereena5696
      @shereena5696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Audrey Redd that’s my mayor😂🥺

    • @6a6ey17
      @6a6ey17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Indeed. Kurtis is so perfect.

    • @aaaaa-cp4nu
      @aaaaa-cp4nu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      wdym man? I thought he was a car

    • @cutepuppy5005
      @cutepuppy5005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A yeah no that would fucking suck

    • @bens7855
      @bens7855 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don’t think it’s feminist to acknowledge that some men are simps (someone who treats women extra nicely and gets far in to a relationship, then thinks that they owe them something) and that some men are incels (someone who instantly thinks that someone owes them sex or a relationship). Lol if your comment was exaggerated or a joke, plz don’t r/whoosh me XD

  • @Starsim99
    @Starsim99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5556

    Kurtis is looking hydrated. Must be all that respecting women juice he’s been drinking

    • @MrJosiegirl
      @MrJosiegirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Best comment ever.

    • @hillaryluvsuu
      @hillaryluvsuu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      WOMEN JUICE

    • @christianw.509
      @christianw.509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I support this, but please never say that again

    • @aliciaw8147
      @aliciaw8147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Christian W. LMFAO

    • @seigeengine
      @seigeengine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I guess you could say... he's a pussy, and he's drowning in his own pandering.

  • @VTPPGLVR
    @VTPPGLVR ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “I’m not kink shaming, I’m just kink asking why”

  • @Echodolly6
    @Echodolly6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Dads to their teen daughter: No dating until you're 21.
    Daughter: Why not?
    Dads: Because young men are disgusting.
    Daughter: Some aren't.
    Dads: ALL OF THEM ARE DISGUSTING!
    Daughter: So all men are bad?
    Dad: Yes.
    Daughter: ALL men?
    Dads: Well..... hold on a minute... not all men.
    Daughter: So not all men? So I can date the good ones?
    Dads: No, better not take the risk.
    Daughter: So I should assume all men are bad?
    Dads: Yes, better to be safe.
    Daughter: All men are bad.
    Dads: Wait.... no!

    • @randomgaming5738
      @randomgaming5738 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Confusing.

    • @beabea5985
      @beabea5985 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's actually the correct assumption to make. Excluding fictional men, of course 💜

    • @caramelmocha_bruh
      @caramelmocha_bruh ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@beabea5985 yeah, i make the same assumption for women to, and its helped me out so much!!! i love generalizing and hating entire groups of people!! because historically that has always ended well and helped the human race advance and become more peaceful!!

    • @weatherman1504
      @weatherman1504 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caramelmocha_bruh fr fr I still don't get why people think this is ok. As an egalitarian, we shouldn't generalize an entire group of people based on their orientation, gender, race, or sex.

    • @Hat-Kid
      @Hat-Kid ปีที่แล้ว

      @@beabea5985 trash opinion