WATERTOK: The Strangest Community on TikTok
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- The Watertok community on TikTok is really strange!!! Let's talk about it!!
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Theres this one chick who pretends to be a part of watertok but shes just making alcoholic drinks lol.
I love her
Don't want to waste down the water!!!!
What's her tag?
She's the best
bloop bloop ✨splash✨
In 1986 a girl at my school brought her hot dogs in a thermos because her idea was she'd eat the hot dog and then have a nice refreshing drink afterwards. It is 37 years later and I still remember the look on her face afterwards, and how she just quietly closed up her thermos and never mentioned it again.
Omg 😂😂
Hot dog water... nice
Live and learn 😂😭
WHY
bro...😭
For me its the fact that you can naturally flavor water. Cut up some strawberries or cucumbers and let it sit in a pitcher. These adult women literally forgot that fruit exists
Like pineapples are so strong it would be great in water
But this requires planning ahead and doing things
It actually taste very bland, you’ll just get a diluted taste with most fruits
@@HC-nj3bs i think that's kinda the purpose, at the end of the day its JUST WATER. if you want something hydrating and that has a sweet taste just buy a carton of juice or something, don't just throw a packet or artificial flavour like you're putting chlorine into a pool 💀
Those ppl will consume everything that comes in packets instead of natural stuff
I just realized that the Stanley cup craze started on Watertok. You can add lead to their list of ingredients I guess
Sonic birthday cake surprise lead water 💕
To be fair, looking into it apparently the vast majority of reusable water bottles/ cups have a lead pellet in the vacuum seal. They're not exposed to the water unless it's been damaged.
I thought it was spelt led lol
@@user-iv3jz9nc7y led is the thing that shines, lead is a toxic metal
I was distracted by the fact that this community didn't adopt Reddit's r/hydrohomies name instead of "WaterTok".
It's crazy how all of us as a society collectively forgot that punch existed and then re-invented it and decided it was actually water.
but punch drinks don't require water tho (it's either alcohol or soda) and only add water as dilute solution to lighten up the otherwise strong taste
@@_uwu_9992 : Punch as in fruit punch, Hawaiian Punch, berry punch are not sodas or alcohol. I live in the USA, perhaps this is a cultural perspective.
@@bartho5212Unless it’s like school homecoming in the gym, making your own punch you’d usually add soda or alcohol to punch and folks do regularly here (the US) otherwise it’s just fruit juice or water with some kool aid powder in it. Not that that’s bad or not punch! I guess put it in a bowl and call it punch and folks will say it’s punch, doesn’t seem to be too defined or need to be.
@@florpleborp2275- Allow me to clarify. My initial response is to the idea that plain water when combined with powder/flavorings or etc can never be punch. This is incorrect. I am not suggesting that soda/alcohol are never ingredients in punch, I am only expanding upon the original commenter’s statement.
@@_uwu_9992 There's water in soda though. So if theres soda in punch and water in soda then theres water in punch
Watertok is just when you brewed “potions” in your backyard as a kid with berries and leaves but it’s for adults
Hold up, what the fuck you on about lol
omg literally
You can say the same thing about cocktails.
@@bluishwolfcompletely different but fair enough
Except as kids we at least called them "potions" and not "water"...
when kurtis made the "give that to a baby" joke he probably already knew about danny and laura expecting a baby thats hilarious
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. At first he said "your baby" but stopped himself. V cute
yeahh i just realised he corrected himself
"give that to your fucking- give that to a baby" so smooth
The "Water you talking about" joke is legendary, comedy diamond.
Water you tokking about?
i was looking for this comment, thats the funniest thing ive ever heard
Humans are 70% water right?
Imagine being on trial for cannibalism and being like : your honor, it is just water😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The irony that your username is 'Arsenic' is what does it for me..🤣
Imagine being a cannibal trying to have a nice dinner and eat kurtis and then you see that stray mustache hair and you have to throw him out! What a waste!!!
This is so creative 😂😂😂
@@MissyGail4eva how in the living fuck is that “ironic” 🤦♂️ you kids just be saying anything nowadays.. you need to go google what that word means before you use it again
honestly adding all of those chemicals to water and still calling it water is like making coffee and calling it hot water
Coffee is literally more water than some of these Waters
its basically a mocktail or juice, not water though.
It’s koolaid
@@ranchustars3050 highly recommend making them with tequila instead of water
People add creamer and syrup to coffee and still call it coffee
AirUp would've been the perfect sponsor for the vid
That's what I've been thinking!!! 👍🏻🤣
i think he mentioned this video in an airup sponsorship lmao
that glorified hunk of plastic? right
The repeated bartender spins made me actually cry from laughing for like 3 minutes omfg 🤣
You would never call a mocktail water, but these people are literally making mocktails.
Just add vodka! 😂
Literally this LOL
it seems to be closer to cordial, something we drink commonly here in australia, only we all see it as the same as a soft drink, and not water. coke is like 90% water anyway lmao
@@hvrbros8730 im aussie dude I know what cordial is 💀
@@shyers3667how??
New rule of thumb: if the name of the syrup you’re putting in your water could also be the name of a weed strain, it’s not water anymore
Perfect number for the comments topic
I feel like vape juice flavor name might be more on the nose. Although weed strain’s definitely have the most unhinged names I have ever seen, green crack, gorilla glue, cookies and cream (sexual style), black widow, criminally negligent homicide, princesses peach. Literally only three I’m of those did I make up and TWO turned out to be real strains
Actually if you are putting syrup I. Water you are making sugar water aka hummingbird food..
lmfao
@@alyshalanders7590I wouldn’t even give that chemical water to an animal
They could just call it “drinktok” and “drink of the day”
These guys had a better time mixing powder into water than I have literally ever had in my entire life. 10/10.
was with a friend when we walked out of a shop and there was a drunk guy just jamming to his tunes on the side walk. my friend walked straight up to them and said with a straight face: "I envy you happiness"
Nah its fake happiness, most of them are hype for the camrea because appearing happy is more important
@@deezboyeed6764 Nah dude you can tell that was just 2 friends goofing around and genuine
@@nx2120 Sure buddy, sure thats why channels like that have rampant abuse problems lmao.
@@deezboyeed6764 What the fuck are u talking about?
The woman pointing out that this has roots in toxic diet culture is spot on.
No, it started by someone who had undergone bariatric surgery, and it mixed wi the Stanley cup people and then it took off from there. It’s not “toxic diet culture,” it’s a trend started by someone who had undergone surgery.
@Jimmy as toxic diet culture (which encourages bariatric surgery which has a tremendous rate of regret and suicidality) has shown us with everything from Keto (which was developed by doctors as a last resort to treat seizure disorders) to taking diabetes drugs (which has led to a national shortage), what something started as and how it spreads is disconnected.
@@AntheanCeilliers saying something has roots in something means it started there. Watertok didn’t start because some woman wanted to go on a water only diet, it was started because she needed to stay hydrated after a surgery.
@@Jimmy-xe5jd sure, and no shade to that woman, or every single person on it (in it?) or watching it. There's definitely shades of gray in everything
@@AntheanCeilliers totally agree, there is some nuance to it, though I don’t think it’s as malicious as some people in the comments seem to think. Is
I honestly feel like it’s human instinct to just mix a bunch of the most random shit ever together into some strange concoction, like this is basically just the drinkable version of mixing a bunch of shampoos and soaps and stuff into a cup as a child.
when I was 12 I decided to make my own perfume by adding just anything that fucking smelled nice to it that wasn't soap (so, extracts, those True Lemon packets, soaking lavender in water, some of my dad's old cologne etc) and brought it to school proudly and all my friends were nice enough to say it smelled good when I'm pretty sure it just smelled like I dumped a bunch of things in it
I called it Eau de Mo (my nickname) ._.
ya i remember mixing leaves n dirt as a kid
I used to mix shampoos hahahaha i thought i had some special mix hahaha
this is why i think content like this is so popular on tiktok (like cleantok, watertok, skincaretok, etc) because tiktok is targeted at children and children love mixing shit together.
the primal instinct to make Potions.....
this is genuinely my comfort video 😭
SAMEEE lmaoo
FR I LOVE REVISITING THIS VIDEO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE ITS SO GOOD
valid
U guys good??
This is my first time watching this video, hope I like it as much as you guys
Edit: LOL OMG Yeah i see it, this is iconic.
watertok is 7 y/o me in the shower using my mom’s shampoo to make potions 😂
WaterTok is just the gentrification of Kool-Aid. Literally drinking Kool-aid is seen as "broke behavior" but spending $30 to make highly customizable zero calorie Cake Water is totally different.
That sounds like the name of a video essay. "Watertok: The Gentrification of Kool-Aid"
Perfectly said omg
i was looking for this comment, literally almost every single person on watertok is yt 😭
@@ivanayala9248 what does that have anything to do with this
@-nightcore_shakira-5000 idk but they're all southern women who remind me of the ones I went to school with lol
The inherent awkwardness and hilarity of watching two people who are used to filming alone try to film together is just so endearing.
Their friendship is so wholesome :D
@@dari2409 It really is, the hug, the silly snickering, the bad jokes. All of it is actually just so sweet, they're so earnest in their friendship.
It’s so good😭😭😭
The inherent awkwardness of that stray mustache hair burning a hole in my retina. Comb it!!!!!
@@pixam345 hey dont be mean!!!
I think I’ve rewatched the Barbie vs Bratz series at least 5 times now, and I will NEVER get sick of the “EEEEWWWWWW” or “BALLS”
If you make tea, it’s called tea. The process of adding tea to the water, whether you drink black or white tea, means it is no longer water. It is tea. And this is juice.
The pure amount of artificial coloring they're consuming alone is concerning
I knew immediately the mermaid syrup would never be allowed in our country given the very strict food guidelines
Their poor kidneys
At this point im convinced their insides are blue
they maybe just like having green shit
the blue syrup made that water look like Nuka-Cola Quantum, like that is not water, that shits from 2077
I'm sorry but just imagine you are at these girls’ houses and you ask for “Just water please.” and she responds with “What flavour?” 😂
and they have like 15 each of the packets and the syrups so there’s an endless amount of combinations to choose from
Great, now I'm afraid to ask for water at the house of someone else's house-
@@aiecrypt"vanilla"
"Do you have vinegar flavor?"
help
“It’s a mirage, this water doesn’t taste like skittles at all” 😂
The hot dog water skit surprised me at how much it felt like a legit horror movie. I don’t gag easily but seeing those hot dogs jostle in the water as Kurtis drinks did it 🤢
"You would assume that a group on Tiktok that refer to themselves as 'Watertok' love the taste, texture, simplicity, and beauty of water" The community you're looking for there is the hydrohomies subreddit. They just talk and post memes about drinking water and it's so funny to me. They've found the simple things to to celebrate in life.
Omg they sound so chill I love it
Hydrohomies is fantastic on every platform
I love r/hydrohomies
they are hella wholesome ngl
to to to*
Kurtis calling frappuccino's "really, really wet cake" just ruined my entire life. It's all I'm going to be thinking about now when I'm drinking my really, really wet cake.
i usually just say they're basically ice cream, which they are
I didn't even hear that so thanks for repeating it for me. I was just offended (/s) that he said they weren't coffee. I mean they are basically coffee milkshakes, but I still consider them coffee because they're my fav thing at starbucks.
@@whisperwillows your comment just vindicated me cause when I was in high-school our cantina started selling those limited Frappuccinos, I loved them but when I called one a coffee milkshake people kept telling me I was wrong when I clearly had a point
@@kalpic11 do they even have coffee in them?
i always considered them like a milkshake but instead of ice cream it’s ice
You must bartender spin 399,000 times. You've signed your will away to the contract, abide by it.
when u guys mixed all the syrups together I was genuinely crying laughing holy shit
i had to keep reminding myself he wasn’t actually drinking hot dog water to be able to mentally endure that sketch
Usually I love putting his vids on loop while I do stuff but I genuinely dont think i can rewatch this for that 😭kgkhkgkh
OMG SAME
I'd try hot dog water. I mean, it's just watery soup?
@@msjkramey please grow and change as a person 🙏 ♥️ ❤️
@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 nah. I drink the brine out of Vienna sausage cans with no regrets
Edit: the funny thing is that I'm simultaneously a bit of a food snob. Idk how to reconcile those two parts of me
This feels like a group of people trying desperately to be a niche community but they've unfortunately failed by basing their liquid fandom on the one drink literally all people who lived ever drank
AND trying to gaslight us into thinking water fandom never existed before, BUT I WAS PART OF THE HYDROBROS! THEY WERE A THING BEFORE WATERTOK!
the one thing that makes up 80% of everyone too, how are they even considering that they have an exclusive interest
It's just some people who wanna slurp its not that fukin deep man
@@Gustoberg hydrohomies*
It feels like the world is ending: everyone is going insane..... Take something healthy and make it as unhealthy as possible: like everything else most people consume.....
And this isn't even the worst of social media. I am not even on all those platforms because people make me want to NUKE THE EARTH.
God this might be the funniest video I’ve seen dude, I’ve watched it like 3 times and it still hasn’t gotten a little old, laughing like a maniac dude lol
i put this video on every night to go to sleep to. it’s like a comfort video for my ADHD brain to shut off to even though it’s a busy chaotic video
Can't believe Kurtis had a piece of hair sticking out of his mustache the whole video and didn't even address it.
HE TRUSTED YOU
His trust was misplaced.
I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out and then I couldn't stop noticing it for the rest of the video 😭
sorry i kept liking and unliking your comment I was the 1000th comment and i liked seeing the number go up and down
he did around the 3 minute mark and it killed me XD
referring to a frappe as a *really really wet cake* is worse than any of the horrific concoctions in this video
True!!! I cant believe he misgendered my frappe, i was so disgruntled i went to drink a really solid frappe
Yes!!! He really effed me up with that!! Someone call Portillos!!!
Watery cake
nah bro u wilddd
but true
16:03 “What is safe to put in our bodies” and then grabs Crystal Light 😭 (Btw crystal light has been proven to contain a high number of carcinogens and has been widely deemed unsafe)
The American Cancer Society says it’s safe in normal doses.
Watching the 8:12 cup amount is funnier after the Stanley drama 😭
Water tok just feels like wasteful rich people behavior. Stanley cups are great, but they're expensive. I can’t imagine owning that many.
it’s definitely ‘i’m bored and have too much money to waste’ behavior 🥸 also they all just want attention even if they look like dorks getting it 💀 not to mention all the plastic they waste 👩💻
The best ones are when they pour a plastic bottled water into their Stanley cup. First time I saw it I was like 🙃
This definitely makes me a hater but I do not comprehend the Stanley cup trend. They’re fine but the only real advantage I can give them is they fit in cup holders. But they accomplish that by having tiny bases so they tip easily which is an issue because just using my eyes I can tell they leak. I use a generic insulated water bottle it doesn’t fit in a cup holder but that also doesn’t matter because it’s leak proof and still has a straw. And keeps stuff cold/hot slightly longer cuz no leak. Are these Stanley cup people aware that there are a million brands offering the same features for at least a little bit cheaper. Fuck I can’t believe I just had a 2 paragraph rant about how a water bottle is just fine 😂 They’re actually not even that expensive for the product, just like 5-10 bucks more than average
USA has weird problems.
We don’t own any stanley cups but my wife has 2 water bottles, one for work and one for home. She has ADHD and will easily forget to bring water with her/stay hydrated, so having them both in specific places helps her stay healthy. I cannot IMAGINE owning more than 2 though. Or like, maybe you keep a second one for when the other is in the wash, or so that you can fill both to take on a trip or something? But nobody could possibly need 8+ on their own.
Watertok started off as a way for bariatric surgery patients sharing the recipes to get adequate hydration. Most who get bariatric surgery get water nausea. "Dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, the difference in acidity in the stomach or part of the surgery process have been suggested as reasons why plain water isn't tolerated" then it got ruined by the "almond moms" and those deep in diet culture.
I’m old, what’s an almond mom?
@@parrotperson I think it’s a reference to Yolanda Hadid, there was an episode of Real Housewives where Gigi calls her and says “mom I feel really sick” and Yolanda’s advice is to have “a half an almond and see if that would fix it”
@parrotperson almond moms are the moms who only offered almonds for snacks instead of cookies and were always on a diet and trying to convince everyone else to also go on a diet
@@rach_laze thanks for explaining
@@evil-hag what is half an almond going to do lmao, perfect term for describing these tiktok ppl
This would be perfect with an airup sponsorship
Probably unwanted but really helpful tip: our body literally counts any other beverage as food, not water, and digests it differently than pure water. You literally can't satisfy thirst with sodas and other plastic beverages, so drink water once in a while pls (you can INFUSE it with real fruits/berries at home if you don't like the flavor, just cut some up and throw in your water for some time to get the juices out). That's why the "stay hydrated" memes are so popular. Also many people confuse thirst with hunger because they can feel the same sometimes!! So if you're underhydrated and have problems with constant hunger, you might wanna check how much water do you drink!! Please eat and drink healthily and love urself ^^
Do you have a source for that? Because I couldn't find one
@@bread8465I suspect it came to them in a dream
That's not true.
It's not as hydrating but The water in soda and juice does still hydrate you, along with the other bad health effects.
This is not correct and I've yet to find any credible source that even suggests this.
Your body digests any form of liquid as liquid. The chemical make up of solids and liquids are so vastly different that it's beyond stupid to claim your body would confuse them.
Flavored water, even by artificial means, still hydrates you. It just also has a large amount of sugar, which is the actual concern. It's still primarily water, though. There's also things lik caffeine, which is a diuretic, which increases urine production that can lead to more dehydration.
In short- flavored water is scientifically the same as regular water. It just has extra sugar and can make you pee more.
Lmao WHAT? How did you even come up with that? Your body is hydrated from any liquid whether it’s from a drink or the water in the fruit you eat.
kurtis and danny are very funny people on their own but when they’re together they just ascend to an even higher level of comedy genius
no literally you’re so right
I'd like to misquote one of the men in black movies.
Person is smart. People are stupid.
Ong I love watching them together
IDK if people know this, but unless your metal-lined reusable cups very specifically and EXPLICITLY tell you that you CAN use anything other than water, you're slowly giving yourself aluminum and other metal poisoning.
Aluminum cans actually have a thin layer of PFOA plastic on the inside that keeps the cans from degrading into the highly acidic soda.
Almost everything we consume is more acidic than water. That includes bacteria and its waste.
Aluminim--when *properly* prepared and left entirely smooth--is stable at the pH of water. If it has any scratches from any kind of abrasive--including ice, sugar, spoons, dish cloths or sponges, etc.--it will break down no matter what.
These people should be mass reported for encouraging people to poison themselves.
i like danny and drew better
“He’s been doing that a lot, just saying something really mean and griddying away.” Is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and is easily the best thing Kurtis has ever said
agree dude i was crying laughing
what is the time stamp I have been SEARCHING
@@ari_chap 25:28
danny doing that made me laugh so much because my niece and little brother keep doing the same thing
they say the meanest shit then off they go hittin the griddy lmao
Typical Danny
He does that when his bones get squishy too
Currently going through my first ever heartbreak, and your channel is helping me a lot. Always manages to make me laugh, thank you :)
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U good??
the bartender thing of them holding the bottles and doing a little turn made me piss my pants for the first time since i was 6 (also "pour them both at the same time like youre fucking crazy" killed me)
genuinely the little spins are my favourite parts of the video
It’s my understanding that WaterTok started among people who have had bariatric surgery. A known side effect is water nausea, which makes their already high risk of dehydration even higher. That’s why the focus is on sugar free powders and syrups. Then I guess it met up with Stanley cup mania and exploded all over the live laugh love universe.
He mentions this around 6~7 minute mark
I never had such surgeries and still I’m nauseous of water for as long as I remember myself. There are people like me in the world.
As someone who had bariatric surgery, never heard of it
More like it met up with bored housewives who don't have anything to do all day.
The Live Laugh Love cinematic universe out here colonizing like they’re the British
Hearing Danny call Kurtis 'Kurt' is an equal revelation to finding out Robert Downey Jr's family call him 'Bob'
Bobert
@@skizzpulsebobert Bowney br
WHAT THEY DO?
@@Robynbuggbob is short for robert
Does he call Jarvis "Jarv"?
i’ve rewatched this video an ungodly amount of times please don’t die kurtis conner
"The water's the best part" is, by far, the most vicerally disgusting skit you've ever made. I love it.
as a marine biology student i was so disappointed to learn watertok was not, in fact, about anything ocean, lake or even pond related :(
:( yeah I really wanted it to be about the love of water / water ecosystems as an env. science major 😔😔 we can make our own
Therre are many benefits to being a marine biologist. This is not one of them.
just hyper consumerism.
Should’ve called it drinktok
I thought it’d be about microorganisms in different bodies of water, since a lot of people tend to be afraid of them when they see images of small creatures with large antennae and lots of legs, but really they’re quite harmless. I thought that “watertok” would be educating people about that. Now I’m disappointed.
not gonna lie the hot dog water skit was more disturbing and horrifying than any horror movie i've ever watched
I literally had to mute and look away from the screen lmao
i started gagging it was mortifying😭😭😭
Probably wouldn't have been so horrifying if not for that stray moustache hair!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I looked at it in shock and was literally panicking-
I was eating while watching this and that part made me feel so physically ill that I had to put down my meal for the rest of the video
Kurtis and Danny's energy is like two middle school boys at a sleepover mixing things and daring one of them to drink the concoction
And they're husbands. Love it
I love that energy
drew was the kid videoing it
I bet the energy would be better if not for that stray moustache hair
YEA
When I was a child, I would take a gallon of water, put food coloring in it, and a swirly straw. I called it "juicey".
I would drink JUICEY all the time and everyone would want some but when they tasted it they'd be upset it was just water.
I feel like these people are the opposite of me.
juicey story man
this made me cackle ty for sharing
😂
Chaotic neutral
Gimme a blue juicey on the rocks, please
Look, I think it's great that there is a whole community of people creating their own customized soft drinks. I'm sure some of the "recipes" they've come up with would be really good. I don't think it's great they insist it's still water, or that they promote collecting what is ostensibly an appliance that most people can only justify having a couple of
rewatched this video with my sister and when it got to danny and kurtis reviewing the different "water" combinations she said "why do they look like a gay couple?" and now i cant unsee it
I love when Kurtis pauses the video to point out something on his face that no sane person would’ve ever noticed
Lol
Right? 😂
Didn’t notice till he said something
I don't think anybody does, until he points it out...
Guess I'm not sane then 😭
the ketchup/hot dog water bit was the most anxiety inducing joke i ever came across
*the most nauseating
@@brittbc4215 yeah i HAD to skip that part where kurtis is chugging that hotdog water 😭 he’s probably not doing it for real but still …
Bro don't my friend legit drinks hot dog water from the jar n she genuinely loves it
@@brittbc4215 LMAOO RIGHTT
i turned awaw, i couldnt do it
i’ve rewatched this video multiple times but that bit with danny still has me laughing until i cry
i freeze my hotdog water and give it to my dog as a summer treat
there would be literally nothing wrong with this if they just called it juicetok and called it juice instead of water 😐
How is syrup mixed with water juice? Kurtis called it that as well, so maybe it's an american thing, but usually juice comes from fruit when you squeeze them
@@johanneskarg9541 kurtis is canadian tho. but yeah i agree idk if i would call it juice per se. idek what it would be called lmao
@Johannes Karg most juices nowadays are actually syrup based I think
@@awegcwxgfd6953 in america maybe
@@johanneskarg9541 check your labels, there's barely any juice bud. Doesn't matter where you're at, America, the uk, austrailia, or japan wherever, its mostly syrup. Very very few brands make entirely fruit juice and even then they're adding tonssss of crap to it
Fun fact: even though the packaging says "0 grams of sugar/0 calories" there are still both sugar AND calories in those mixes. It's just low enough of an amount that the companies don't have to put it in the nutritional facts.
Like tic tacs!
Like the spray oils that list "0 Cal! ((((For a 1/8th of a second spray))))"
THIS!!!
If it's that low an amount then who cares other than people with EDs?
not to mention they add sweeteners like aspartame and maltodextrin which are both SEVERLY worse than sugar
Little late but I love the fact that you actually made a long video about something like this. Keep it up this is awesome😂
This video always reminds me to drink water so this is why I must watch it every half an hour of my day which means I need to watch it all day long. Thank you very much, Kurtis!
honestly i applaud the fact that kurtis can rant about the most pointless shit for 30 minutes and still make it make sense
Yeah and you know what, i'll still watch it 17 more times till the next time he uploads. Does anyone else do that? I've watched his video covering Brent Rivera dozens of times already and the sketch at the end genuinely made me cry once...
@@tyta.luctuosa idk dude thats a bit concerning, watch some other youtubers
@@cherrybeetree wait you’re telling me there’s OTHER people on TH-cam?
@@tyta.luctuosatotally get that, I do the same lol. there are some youtubers who i comfort watch over and over again, especially when life is shitty.
also nice to meet a fellow hungarian Kurtistown citizen ❤
YOOOO SAME PFP 🤝
this is like that old cake recipe meme where they're like "i made this except i swapped out the eggs, left off the nuts, added sprinkles, and changed the batter from chocolate to vanilla, it was so good" and then someone was like "what you made is an entirely different cake"
lol
Haha
That’s literally every Starbucks customer ever- I once had someone order a peppermint mocha with no mocha sauce, no peppermint and no whipped cream, with caramel instead
THATS JUST A CARAMEL LATE
7:48 not to mention that there’s probably even more cups behind the stanley cups on the shelf
If I were to join WaterTok, it would be because I like making potions. Not cuz I can’t survive without “Super Pepsi Pizza Batman” water
“I love your house!”
“thanks….”
“Hey, um I’m pretty thirsty, can I have a sip of water?”
“Fresh tiger blood jungle or dying Pokémon skittle?”
“Do you have normal?”
“W-what’s normal?”
Taco Bell with French Fries
Birthday cake, obvi 💀
Chick-Fil-A employee remains
obviously 😌
Dying pterodactyl with dog shit and melted syrup obvi
Caramel - microwaved baby, obviously ☠️
Kurtis is the only person that can make me watch a 30 minute video on water
A 30 minute video on juice 🫡
@@taylordeschenes1233 THANK YOU 😂
you should nick and danny’s on water if you haven’t!
😅🎉1😂
Annamarie forcino too
You and Danny’s dynamic is always so entertaining. I hope you guys keep making videos together !!!!
Anybody else notice the one hair sticking out of his mustache?
the hot dog water bit actually made me feel genuine fear
Me too!!
deadass gagged ngl 😭
i had to skip it i was getting so uncomfortable lmao
Terrifying
The Unholy Water
kurtis is really *diving deep* into important topics
*cheesy from inanimate insanity comes and says "HAHA, GET IT??" slaps his knee and runs back to inanimate insanity*
Booooooooooo
@secretudontknowNah
oh BROTHER this guy STINKS
@@tzarg MEMORIES
Im known as work as the "Fruit Water Guy" I always have so many fruits in my water that people ask me if id like any water with my fruit. my fave combo is: 1 whole lemon, an entire boxes worth of strawberry butts, 4 slices cucumber, a handful of mint stalks, and bubbly water, all inna quart cup.
This is my fav video I can't stop rewatching it
Watertok is basically removing the thing that makes water water and being to stubborn to accept that it isn’t water anymore.
It’s the delusion of the modern privileged. They do the same with gender and it’s ruining the world.
PREACH
Wtf are you talking about what are they removing
@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd the healthiness I guess 😭 symplesyrup sucks in ingredients
@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rdhydration is removed when that amount of sugar is added
Kurtis and Danny just goofing together are so wholesome. The phrase ‘boys will be boys’ should refer to this behaviour
frfr this boyish silliness is my gender goals
Fr bro
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 real
fr 😭
Where’s Drew
This is just family friendly candyless lean
it's just water until your kidneys fail
finding out shane dawson is now a water tok girly makes this video even better
WHAT
Oh wow, Shane is just human trash isn’t he?
oh that one guy that uhhh.. likes his cat a lil too much..
@@Desertscorpion116I honestly wish that’s how I remembered him… or the only/first thing I think of when he comes up.
A real throwback lmao
@@sammygecko_ lol
Something about Danny coming out to surprise Kurtis for his birthday, immediately saying he doesn't want to be in the video, and then spending like half an hour fucking around with flavored water and pirouetting just really got me
coming out? 😨
@@jackcough8580 they probably mean going out to see him
its just so…danny
@@PartTimePhillip it was a joke 😭
@@oliverbrown3772 oh lmao!! didn't catch that
'Guys today we try the new URANIUM ENRICHMENT PLANT water!' 'Omggggg this is so go-'
*DIES*
That blue dye is banned in the UK.
When Danny and Kurtis talk it’s a perfect example of how things that are not funny at all on paper can be hysterical between two friends
Real
Two sentence horror story:
“What are you doing with the hot dog water?”
“The water is the best part.”
Post it on the two sentence horror subreddit i dare you
Spine-chilling
I have a friend who genuinely thinks this she regularly drinks the water from the hot dog jar its foul
lmfao 😭😭
@@StercusAcciditMedia what????
I love this video it’s literally just two buddies fucking around and filming it
The ending had me crying!! hahahaha! Reminded me of when I was a snow cone technician over one summer. On the last day, they challenged me to drink the syrup by itself. The ensuing sugar high was almost galactic. Hahahaha. Ive had the flu for days so thanks for the laughs!
I think eating a slice of birthday cake alongside a glass of water would probably taste better than the flavoured water version
And would honestly probably be healthier
I drink plain water with baked goods often actually. I've always thought it was good 😅
@@paulkaehn6203 it cancels out the sweetness leaving you with a clean pallet after a bite of cake or whatever you’re eating so i get that
I'm pretty sure a lot of these people have eating disorders that won't allow them to eat an actual piece of cake...
Side note, I literally can't eat sweets without drinking some water after every bite, especially chocolate ones. It just makes everything taste so much better.
@@bigmeatyclaws28 😊😂😂😂
I also want to put forward that as a person with an ED, who really likes being able to skip meals, this shit is a slippery slope. Flavored nothingness has done nothing but harm our relationship with food.
So sorry you’re going through an ED, hope you get the help you deserve soon(sorry if this is worded badly I’m bad at wording things)
its the same for me unfortunately, and that one product that's like a normal ass water bottle but with smells just seems so dangerous 😭
@@catboy7395 I didn’t even think of that
It definitely sounds like these people are in denial about consuming unhealthy stuff. In their eyes as long as they keep calling it water they’re still being healthy
I know. This shit needs to stop
you can addicted to anything if you really tried. I've always remember that lesson from psych class
Kurtis is so good at pointing out something wrong with his appearance that no one would have noticed or cared about
Watching this after the Stanley cup craze is wild
Makes you wonder how many of these folks were/are (un)knowingly dealing with lead poisoning :'''y
mmmm lead flavor
@@BlackOrderAlchemistas far as I know the lead on Stanleys were both not detectable on the outside of the plug and only used on the exterior of the second wall.... The inside where drinks touch is just stainless \.
Anyways if you want to complain about lead poisoning... Why the hell do we still use leaded avgas... Anywhere near a small airport the blood lead concentration is higher than it was on average in the 70s
@@jaykoerner I mean you can tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better about chugging strawberry syrup mixed with bacon grease out of your lead plated Stanly. We won't judge
@@coloradohikertrash9958 I don't own one, so don't care, but I can use logic to understand that lead can't go through metal to come in contact with something you're drinking
I'm genuinely curious how the watertokers using the syrups got their water to be that color. Kurtis overpoured the mermaid one and you could still see through the water....
I think she put an orange filter over and made everything brighter
actually part of that is likely due to food dye restrictions. you can see that the syrup is lighter in bottle too. the us has very lax registration on food color so food tends to be more vibrant. you can actually look at pictures of products in the us vs Canada or uk and the colors can be drastically different it’s kinda neat to look at. and yeah filters defo play a role too :)
@@quinntrixx3699 true, I didn't think about that
i feel like they just used a blue icee pop
Damn how much do those people put in the water 💀
"Because Canada has rules about what's safe to put in our bodies"💀😭
This video single-handedly improved my hydration level
When Kurtis took a sip from the mermaid drink, you could just tell, his bones were getting squishy.
Ha!
Nice danny reference
I like how Danny and Kurtis are just like young girls at a sleepover laughing and making their potions 😂
TRUE HAHAHA
Me and my bestie at a sleepover:
Same energy yess
Having friends sounds exhausting
@@informitas0117 your existence sounds exhausting and boring