This Christian Knockoff of SAW is God-Awful

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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  ปีที่แล้ว +13673

    MY BRISBANE SHOW IS SOLD OUT BTW!! FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER & IG TO BE UPDATED IF I ADD ANY MORE SHOWS!

    • @Belelelekake
      @Belelelekake ปีที่แล้ว +62

      KURTIS !!!!!!!!!

    • @_tomiichi
      @_tomiichi ปีที่แล้ว +31

      hiiii mister mayor kurtis

    • @cavemicepencil
      @cavemicepencil ปีที่แล้ว +12

      mayor 💝😍🤓

    • @Feryalbadran
      @Feryalbadran ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Kurtis…. what are you doing here

    • @tom_j.
      @tom_j. ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WE NEED YOU IN EUROPE

  • @CreeToner
    @CreeToner ปีที่แล้ว +33088

    I'm actually crying at how unintelligible Laurie's boss is, he talks like an angry Sim

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger ปีที่แล้ว +1597

      Dirndl matzah? Yonchiwanadu. Monta!

    • @damiengonzalez7263
      @damiengonzalez7263 ปีที่แล้ว +907

      It was Rowdy Roddy Piper!

    • @steecheeful
      @steecheeful ปีที่แล้ว +99

      @@damiengonzalez7263 hell yeah

    • @patiolunch
      @patiolunch ปีที่แล้ว +444

      @@damiengonzalez7263 surprising more people didnt catch that, he was also really funny in It's Always Sunny

    • @razkinzmangowurzel
      @razkinzmangowurzel ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Im doing the exact same ive been in tears for 10 minutes its hilarious

  • @Raicheru13
    @Raicheru13 ปีที่แล้ว +6384

    "I'm only alive because God used me as a carrier pigeon." I nearly spit out my coffee.

    • @whenmushroomsattack3303
      @whenmushroomsattack3303 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      It be feeling like that sometimes

    • @Noob10346GD
      @Noob10346GD ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@whenmushroomsattack3303 thats rough buddy

    • @malevolentsnow9867
      @malevolentsnow9867 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      She should be honoured, carrier pigeons are extinct lmaaaoooo

    • @CL-je6sv
      @CL-je6sv ปีที่แล้ว +34

      My Christian father walked in at that part and called it disgusting haha

    • @matthew_natividad
      @matthew_natividad ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Every Christian be like:

  • @b4tmandy
    @b4tmandy ปีที่แล้ว +13899

    a killer with the entire motivation of "i wish everyone could get along 🥺" is so hilarious

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver ปีที่แล้ว +529

      I think that’s a minor plot point in danganronpa v3 lmao

    • @holysoup2954
      @holysoup2954 ปีที่แล้ว +597

      ​@@JaraelMoonsilver seeing a danganronpa reference in 2023 gave me such intense whiplash i got slingshot into space

    • @JaraelMoonsilver
      @JaraelMoonsilver ปีที่แล้ว +283

      @@holysoup2954 whoa like in danganronpa

    • @maneskingirlie
      @maneskingirlie ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@JaraelMoonsilver WAIT IT IS WHAT- I FORGOT ABOUT THAT PART

    • @JoshuaDuncan-o1u
      @JoshuaDuncan-o1u ปีที่แล้ว +95

      ​@@holysoup2954 Woah!!!! Danganrompa reference!!!! 11037, Mondo butter, wooooooo!

  • @Jay-rk7us
    @Jay-rk7us 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +376

    I have Auditory Processing Disorder. I feel like for once in my life my talents of deciphering what in the hell people are saying are useful. The boss says, "Good and evil-- Hey, look at me."

    • @ALittleMessi
      @ALittleMessi 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

    • @a_bland_sandwich7422
      @a_bland_sandwich7422 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      🫡🫡🫡

    • @hybeentertainment5759
      @hybeentertainment5759 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      i have the same disorder and the only conclusion i came to is that that’s how o hear people randomly on the daily and at least finally others can understand

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You dont need to have a disorder to understand him lmao wtf are you talking about? I understood him because I have earbuds in. Its that simple.
      You are not special just because you can understand someone talking poorly.

    • @Historia_Europae
      @Historia_Europae 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      @@I_am_a_cat_ literally not what they said but alright

  • @lucidheller
    @lucidheller ปีที่แล้ว +17966

    i was not expecting this whole movie to be the plot point of like every fanfiction where the characters get locked in a closet until they confess their feelings

    • @kinsato6500
      @kinsato6500 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lol

    • @lavndr8038
      @lavndr8038 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      SCREAMING AT THIS LMAOOOO

    • @mileysreputation5608
      @mileysreputation5608 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      the hurt locker in glee be like:

    • @handsoap3346
      @handsoap3346 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@mileysreputation5608 IM CRYING

    • @Pptat0
      @Pptat0 ปีที่แล้ว +357

      Taking "7 minutes in heaven" to a whole new level

  • @angelinaf.2423
    @angelinaf.2423 ปีที่แล้ว +15829

    The co writer rating HIS OWN MOVIE 10/10 made me cry laughing

    • @izabellafulop476
      @izabellafulop476 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      'Are you sure that you aren't the co writer?'

    • @nicolegillymore8403
      @nicolegillymore8403 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucid5393q

    • @80o8i35
      @80o8i35 ปีที่แล้ว +627

      the fact that he didnt even use a throwaway account is driving me insane

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      How can he even do that when we can so easily see that it's him, no shame at all OR no brains rather.
      Wtf is wrong with this guy....

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Chad 007
      Bots are a F plague!!
      Holy s**t only on this video there are multiple accounts repeating multiple comments.
      And why so people Like these? I saw some with 5 and 10 thumbs up on other videos: thumb them down!!!

  • @svtless12
    @svtless12 ปีที่แล้ว +17978

    As someone whose first language is not english, Laurie's boss is exactly what english sounded like to me before I learned

    • @MizzzFizzz
      @MizzzFizzz ปีที่แล้ว +840

      I think the boss is saying "Good and evil, ok, look at me." 4:57

    • @sspsp6545
      @sspsp6545 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      This comment is underrated, that’s hilarious and a sign that you’ve obviously mastered the language better than a native English speaker.😂

    • @tokyoghoulmamamia5099
      @tokyoghoulmamamia5099 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MizzzFizzz you can hear a rat scratch its ass a mile away

    • @KaelWrit
      @KaelWrit ปีที่แล้ว +134

      it's Rowdy Roddy Piper, a dope wrestler and actor, he has that accent but other productions have been able to make his speech come across, like on Its Always Sunny. He also starred in They Live.

    • @rantsinarobe4099
      @rantsinarobe4099 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the 666 thumbs up on a comment made towards a Christian movie! HILARIOUS! (I am a Christian too so im not trying to be a edgy douche with this.) KURTIS THE TIME WILL COME WHERE CHRISTIANS WILL BE PERSECUTED AT THE BARREL OF A GUN IN AMERICA AND GLOBALLY. ITS GOING ON ELSEWHERE CONSTANTLY. IT IS OUR FATE.
      GOD DOESNT ADJUST TO THE WORLD, THE WORLD MUST ADJUST TO GOD. i.e. LGBT/BLM FLAGS ON THE CHURCH SHOW THE FORMER - EVERYONE NO MATTER THEIR IDENTITY OR POLITICAL LEANINGS ARE ACCEPTED IN THE CHURCH, BUT WHEN FLARE OF THESE BELEIFS START BEING LAID BY THE CROSS✝ THAT'S A DIFFERENT STORY ALTOGETHER. MOCK ME IF YOU WILL - I EXPECT YOU TO.

  • @Mollyarty
    @Mollyarty 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +711

    The line you couldn't understand, "good and evil; hey, look at me" because she looks away when he says that. I had to go find the actual movie and watch the scene unedited for it to make sense but she's sitting there making eye contact with him the whole conversation and then she looks away right as we says, "good and evil" so then he interrupts himself with, "hey look at me"

    • @bloodystatic4156
      @bloodystatic4156 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That’s what Kurtis was looking for this whole time?!?

    • @pogoknight428
      @pogoknight428 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      That can’t possibly be it. Like I’m sorry but nobody pronounces “hey, look at me” like “heelukootmee”

    • @kadenwood5292
      @kadenwood5292 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      hey says “good and evil keep em company”

    • @cinnarollinq
      @cinnarollinq หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      GOOD AND EVIL⁉️‼️ IS THAT A TALLYHALL REFERENCE‼️‼️‼️

    • @pogoknight428
      @pogoknight428 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @kadenwood5292 that makes WAY more sense! He still doesn't say it right but it sounds more like "keep em company" than "Hey look at me." I'm still not sure that's exactly it though 🤔

  • @kylee5967
    @kylee5967 ปีที่แล้ว +14983

    I love how the twin who doesn’t go to church is also wearing a leather jacket, so the audience knows he’s the “bad” twin lmao

    • @dinkyboss
      @dinkyboss ปีที่แล้ว +696

      I’m so glad they did that because I would’ve been SO lost as to who is who. Thank God 😉

    • @bellathesuperpoms
      @bellathesuperpoms ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@dinkybossim a twin to see me apart from my sis look at my very curly hair and darker skin lol

    • @Thegoatone23
      @Thegoatone23 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      The dark evil messed up twin

    • @rwntree
      @rwntree ปีที่แล้ว +306

      i think he also mentions that they shouldn't use he/him pronouns for the reconciler bc they don't know their gender, i think they were just trying to paint him as a "left wing atheist" to make fun of him 😭😭

    • @teddycinema
      @teddycinema ปีที่แล้ว +168

      it’s like how doofenschmirtz doesn’t realize perry is perry unless he has the hat on.
      “twin brother? oh, BAD TWIN BROTHER😮”

  • @stelf420uwu
    @stelf420uwu ปีที่แล้ว +7836

    Im absolutely sobbing over this random guy that kidnaps people just to be like “why cant we just get along 🥺”

    • @best_username6846
      @best_username6846 ปีที่แล้ว +504

      "I kidnyapped you c-c-cuz I wannya be fwiends you w-want t-to go back t-to wife and youw famiwy *walks away* but I wannya be youw fwiend can't we just *whispers to self* cuddwe uwu what do you mean you don't wike *whimper* me and dont w-want t-to be fwiends with me but I wike *screams* you"

    • @Maria-wu6en
      @Maria-wu6en ปีที่แล้ว +127

      @@best_username6846 this gave me whiplash, thank you🤣

    • @rolyatinsonia
      @rolyatinsonia ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @@best_username6846 puking and crying rn what an inspiration

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@best_username6846 stop it.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I know you’ll love it here. Stop overreacting.

  • @futile5496
    @futile5496 ปีที่แล้ว +10228

    The line "you wanna pray a game" is way funnier to me than it should be

    • @seanfussa3076
      @seanfussa3076 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Pray again

    • @bananaguard454
      @bananaguard454 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      my cheeks hurt from laughing at that my humor is so broken

    • @mask938
      @mask938 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      That one skit was better than this whole movie.

    • @steamed_hamsters9170
      @steamed_hamsters9170 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Heard this in Mr Kim's voice

    • @emmastothart9073
      @emmastothart9073 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      STOP I LOVE THIS

  • @RenegadeDesigns
    @RenegadeDesigns 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +426

    The Reconciler kidnaps the wrong person and sticks them in a room with their abusive parent and gets to watch the now adult kid take their revenge and figure out what to do with the corpse. I don't think this guy thought through his plan all that much

    • @Wolfgang8-Y
      @Wolfgang8-Y หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      Ngl, that would make a sick as hell saw movie. In a perfect world, /that/ would be Amanda's backstory

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Nope, but that's a movie I'd definitely watch!

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 ปีที่แล้ว +8544

    The fact that the actor wrote the 10/10 review was a bigger plot twist than the actual plot twist

    • @mercygoddd
      @mercygoddd ปีที่แล้ว +20

      😢😂

    • @Sunnythreee
      @Sunnythreee ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Really tho 💀

    • @bjones8470
      @bjones8470 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So true…and sad

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Those reviews got removed from the site, bet Scott deleted them. 🤣

    • @BlackCover95
      @BlackCover95 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Deuteromis
      Disappeared them with his magic trick. 🪄 ✨✨

  • @evanstark4823
    @evanstark4823 ปีที่แล้ว +23540

    kurtis conner is the person to say “don’t mind me if i do” while wiggling his fingers near donuts

    • @cavemicepencil
      @cavemicepencil ปีที่แล้ว +562

      im sure there’s a clip of it out there

    • @sp00n3gg
      @sp00n3gg ปีที่แล้ว +1275

      hes the typa person to say "catch me if you can" during tag 💀

    • @Pine_apple
      @Pine_apple ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ok

    • @Fringebaitx
      @Fringebaitx ปีที่แล้ว +337

      Drake kurtis
      🫱🏽‍🫲🏻
      Wiggling their finger and saying “don’t mind if I do”

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      The real question is... who puts the holes in the donuts and how?

  • @ashbruv8590
    @ashbruv8590 ปีที่แล้ว +6559

    The constant smile on the reporter’s face has done more psychological damage than any Saw movie ever could

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The real saw

    • @MoonsShadows
      @MoonsShadows ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Even when she’s crying

    • @sail4170
      @sail4170 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      RIGHT

    • @pastaslut
      @pastaslut ปีที่แล้ว +3

      REAL

    • @tomboyraider1015
      @tomboyraider1015 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Then.... technically wouldn't that make it a better movie than Saw? 🤔

  • @saucebird6355
    @saucebird6355 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +106

    after very close inspection i am proud to confidently confirm that the boss said “ko(dle) ne bho he blklebee”

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5098

    I love that Schmitty is the “bad twin” when he literally is making valid points. Like going to church doesn’t make you a good person and not going to church doesn’t mean you don’t believe in god or are a bad person. Alex is just angry at him for no reason. It literally is black and white with him.

    • @knuxtoastOFroblox
      @knuxtoastOFroblox 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +472

      "Bad twin": Frankly, this matter of me not going to church is a very black and white way of thinking.
      "Good twin": It's not black and white!
      *Proceeds to make a very black and white statement*

    • @KirbyIsCute
      @KirbyIsCute 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +200

      @@Lyddy-Draws I know, right? He was never pushy or forced people to believe. As far as I know, one doesn't have to go to church to be a believer according to the Bible (there are other ways to worship and one can't deny that there are many churches are pretty corrupted.)
      I wouldn't be surprised if Jesus hears the 'good' twin yelling this, would just go, "Dude, lay off your brother, will ya?"

    • @KirbyIsCute
      @KirbyIsCute 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +34

      @@LJCG777 ??
      I thought I was saying that you don't need to go to church to be close to God?
      And if there's anything I can't stand more is people using their religion to prove how 'good and much better' they are than other people. If there's anything I learned from in and out of church is that people are jerks. No matter where you are sometimes...

    • @Lyddy-Draws
      @Lyddy-Draws 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      @@KirbyIsCute legit though. Pretty sure Jesus would not approve of a lot of Christian churches right now

    • @KirbyIsCute
      @KirbyIsCute 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Lyddy-Draws It's true that there are quite a few churches out there that are good and try to help people. But often times these days I hear so much corruption going on and the people attending don't seem to see it.
      Like the pastor who advised people who trusted him to go into crypto and stole a lot of money - just for these same people to forgive and trust him because he said it's God's doing. Or the pastor who molested an underaged girl - said girl confronts him in church but he says God forgives him and quite a few church goers forgive and seem to side with him - one even hugging him.
      The corruption disgusts me, and a lot of churchgoers seem to believe just as long as they go to church then they are in God's grace no matter how horrible some of the pastors are. They just need to say, "God forgives me so why can't you?"

  • @Trigger_is_based
    @Trigger_is_based ปีที่แล้ว +4635

    Kurtis is the type of guy to run off a cliff, float for a second, look at the camera, look down, and then fall with a cartoon crash sound effect

    • @makemesmile1839
      @makemesmile1839 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      He definitely holds a “uh oh” sign before falling too

    • @Trigger_is_based
      @Trigger_is_based ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@makemesmile1839 oh definitely

    • @kateinthegrass
      @kateinthegrass ปีที่แล้ว +25

      what an iconic insultcompliment

    • @jasltube4566
      @jasltube4566 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the slipping sound too, like the one from tt 😭 (yes ik its not from tt but thats the only place i can think of)

    • @peachfnta
      @peachfnta ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jasltube4566 I could hear your comment

  • @mel0dicHarp
    @mel0dicHarp ปีที่แล้ว +6077

    “I’m only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon” is a masterpiece of a sentence

    • @notmyname1208
      @notmyname1208 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Lil girl: why didn't u just text her?
      Jesus: she blocked me

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yes

    • @kavya71954
      @kavya71954 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@notmyname1208😂😂😂😂😂

    • @burningpileofshakespearean
      @burningpileofshakespearean ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Little Girl: Now that i'm in heaven i can see my grandpa!
      Jesus: hehe no go deliver this message

    • @yuki97kira
      @yuki97kira 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      So if she was just a carrier pigeon..did she die after??? She fulfilled her role after all

  • @devilszxe2983
    @devilszxe2983 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    4:58 it sounds like he's saying Good and evil and then I cannot understand what he says after that

  • @DAngeloWallace
    @DAngeloWallace ปีที่แล้ว +91782

    the fact that kurtis' audio/video is clearer than that of this feature film... y'all didn't ask god for a budget ❓😭

    • @imminentlitch9267
      @imminentlitch9267 ปีที่แล้ว +4340

      Hey! It’s that guy! From those videos!

    • @piranhaz
      @piranhaz ปีที่แล้ว +1891

      At this point kurtuses budget is higher than the movies hes reviewing

    • @fightvale57
      @fightvale57 ปีที่แล้ว +676

      Mysterious ways and shit

    • @bellamy-
      @bellamy- ปีที่แล้ว +114

      💀💀

    • @jessicag821
      @jessicag821 ปีที่แล้ว +970

      D'Angelo 😲😃 I hope you're doing alright and taking good care of yourself

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon ปีที่แล้ว +3585

    I love the idea that they could afford to ask if they could use a real office as a set, but weren't allowed to actually use the computers which is why they had to keyframe that stuff in.

    • @9786oof
      @9786oof ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @Chad 007 scam

    • @I_am_a_cat_
      @I_am_a_cat_ 6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ... have you seen what screens look like in pictures or videos? It looks awful. Especially if the shutter speed lines up with the refresh rate.
      They can't just show the normal screen, it would be far too distracting and amateur. Keyframing would definitely look better... If actually done correctly.

  • @charlierosesmith3807
    @charlierosesmith3807 ปีที่แล้ว +9446

    the true horror of this movie isn't the kidnapping, it's the controlling abusive idea that you always have to forgive everyone and that holding onto any negative emotions or looking for accountability makes you a bad person.

    • @rwolfheart6580
      @rwolfheart6580 ปีที่แล้ว +1320

      You've hit the core of what makes a lot of Christian denominations dangerous places to grow up.

    • @koutsioj4762
      @koutsioj4762 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rwolfheart6580 Let's be honest tho, the vast majority of christians aren't actually christian anyway. They usually don't acknowledge THEIR wrongdoings while judging everyone else for how they live their lives.

    • @ninevehgrey
      @ninevehgrey ปีที่แล้ว +574

      God I've always hated that idea, I'm happy more people are pointing out just how cruel it is.

    • @SlushFiend
      @SlushFiend ปีที่แล้ว +34

      thats the kanye situation in a nutshell

    • @imrizzkhalifa
      @imrizzkhalifa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      its a religion dont say rude shit like this even if you dont like christians

  • @phewgangslomo2478
    @phewgangslomo2478 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    “Goodenie Vlokeed A’Clupablee” is what he said 4:45
    Which is actually French for “I’ve drank too much, now I have diarrhea.” But idk why he just randomly started speaking french 🤷‍♂️

    • @NutheadComedy
      @NutheadComedy หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      he says "good and evil... hey, look at me"

    • @tommylordfr
      @tommylordfr 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      As a French person, I can confirm I am a French person

    • @NutheadComedy
      @NutheadComedy 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tommylordfr baguette

    • @tommylordfr
      @tommylordfr 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ HONK HONK

  • @nataliejoestar2584
    @nataliejoestar2584 ปีที่แล้ว +3701

    “Water under the bridge, piss in my mouth” was better written than the plot of the movie.

    • @9786oof
      @9786oof ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @don't be surprised scam

    • @blueroses4767
      @blueroses4767 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      timestamp 16:57

    • @reganb3769
      @reganb3769 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Your cute

    • @nataliejoestar2584
      @nataliejoestar2584 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@reganb3769 thank you lol

  • @dayer69
    @dayer69 ปีที่แล้ว +2441

    Female Cop: "I can't believe you got the promotion"
    Male Cop: *Skill* *Issue*
    Female Cop: "You're right, I just need to try harder."

    • @dummyyogurt5375
      @dummyyogurt5375 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ​@@Snake3417she didn't seem mad at him tho. she was just venting to him cuz they're partners.

  • @skepticalshrek
    @skepticalshrek ปีที่แล้ว +3210

    I am not going to lie, when Kurtis mentioned that the little girl told Laurie that Jesus misses her, I undestood it as the kid saying “hey Jesus wants you back to heaven so probably you’ll die soon”, it wasn’t until he mentioned the attending church part that I realized it wasn’t as creepy as I got it LMAO

  • @rainbow_unicupcake
    @rainbow_unicupcake 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +181

    5:06 “good and evil, hey look at me”

    • @BadDrawer
      @BadDrawer หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I heard "good and evil keep company"

    • @dragonvonwolf5978
      @dragonvonwolf5978 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Good and evil can’t look at me”

    • @talyahr3302
      @talyahr3302 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Is bro drunk on set 😂😂

    • @ChronixLucid
      @ChronixLucid หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I heard “he won’t even look at me”

    • @emilsinclair4190
      @emilsinclair4190 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I think he wanted a cookie

  • @lucassam4999
    @lucassam4999 ปีที่แล้ว +2432

    Kurtis is the type of guy to say "no more mr nice guy" after getting mad at someone

    • @emilyyyIRL
      @emilyyyIRL ปีที่แล้ว +148

      kurtis the type of guy to say “woopsie dasies” after bumping into someone

    • @box0choco593
      @box0choco593 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      NO MORE...MISTER *NICE* GUY
      NO MORE...MISTER CLEA-HE-HEAN!

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The type of guy to say "how do you like these apples" when he throws a punch

    • @dprdenny
      @dprdenny ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm going to give you a knuckle sandwich 😤

    • @taquitosdechora
      @taquitosdechora ปีที่แล้ว

      @@box0choco593 hell yeah man

  • @XxCastlegirl_07xX
    @XxCastlegirl_07xX ปีที่แล้ว +3609

    Props to Kurtis for actually cutting his arm off for a skit! Real determination!

    • @stacie7766
      @stacie7766 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I KNOW!!!! That was so crazy that he ACTUALLY did that. Hopefully it grows back before his next video.

    • @Abaddon..
      @Abaddon.. ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It was insane!!!

    • @charliehigginson7990
      @charliehigginson7990 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Such a craftsman, honestly

    • @immmthee1_4uu
      @immmthee1_4uu ปีที่แล้ว

      @Secret This is the clip u have been worried about : th-cam.com/video/xjXnXK7cFbI/w-d-xo.html

    • @cybergutz
      @cybergutz ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @yes maybe…..your the bot🧍‍♀️

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty ปีที่แล้ว +2172

    Kurtis is the type of fellow to rub his hands together when he’s about to do something nefarious

    • @halatiny6537
      @halatiny6537 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Grubby little hands

    • @ionlydodior3452
      @ionlydodior3452 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Agreed

    • @vwomp
      @vwomp ปีที่แล้ว +27

      to fishy fishy fish, makin' it stinky

    • @pastelk
      @pastelk ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kurty boy up to nooooo good

    • @O_O.The.Commenter
      @O_O.The.Commenter ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kurtis is the type of fellow to ask "Can I be nefarious?" and not wait for an answer

  • @KennySouthPark
    @KennySouthPark 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +128

    This ain’t jigsaw it’s puzzle piece

    • @oxeyemoth
      @oxeyemoth หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I scream laughed at this

    • @BuryTheLight-tds
      @BuryTheLight-tds 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@oxeyemothSame, it would've had a lot more likes if they commented it back when the video came out

    • @BlankA.D
      @BlankA.D 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      thank you kenny mccormick

    • @ArloKnudsenFit
      @ArloKnudsenFit 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂

  • @andyArt5
    @andyArt5 ปีที่แล้ว +4935

    “I’m a messenger, I’m a guardian…”
    Gets tired of explaining.
    “…I’m other things as well”
    Top tier script and acting.

    • @Anna-qo5th
      @Anna-qo5th ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He's also an actor, a screenwriter and a magician.

    • @saintsomnia8030
      @saintsomnia8030 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      "I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother"

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +29

      he's a legend, he's an icon and he IS the moment

    • @F1areon
      @F1areon ปีที่แล้ว

      C'mon now! @@Random-sk6hm

  • @sznnitty
    @sznnitty ปีที่แล้ว +1063

    The actor who played Ed giving the movie HE STARRED IN the only positive review is fucking hilarious

  • @CarterInosencio
    @CarterInosencio ปีที่แล้ว +8855

    So this dude wrote a movie, cast himself as the secret hero with godlike powers, and then wrote a 10/10 review and complimented himself on main 😭😭

    • @Shsudejdufuruf
      @Shsudejdufuruf ปีที่แล้ว +438

      Chad move ngl

    • @burningpileofshakespearean
      @burningpileofshakespearean ปีที่แล้ว +274

      imagine if ryan gosling or margot robbie did that for barbie 💀

    • @AbigailAutumn
      @AbigailAutumn ปีที่แล้ว +186

      ​@@burningpileofshakespeareanthey'd be right to

    • @sproductionsinc
      @sproductionsinc ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The writer/creator of Saw is in the movie

    • @raymondlaspina7870
      @raymondlaspina7870 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      ​@sproductionsinc yeah but he gets shot then is left to Rot in a bathroom then gets suffocated with a bag

  • @batwithahat312
    @batwithahat312 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    oh my god that "What's The Cure?" joke had no right to be this funny

  • @mollyharrison6860
    @mollyharrison6860 ปีที่แล้ว +1832

    I literally thought the clip of what Lori was typing on her computer was a joke Kurtis was making in editing, not the LITERAL SCREEN THEY MADE IN THE MOVIE

    • @lavenderbeach8684
      @lavenderbeach8684 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      STOP ME TOO LMAOO

    • @beckchapman7237
      @beckchapman7237 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      NO LITERALLY I reminded the video cuz I thought he put some little joke on there

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. It's so bad

    • @Zoe-tw1kd
      @Zoe-tw1kd ปีที่แล้ว

      @Lyndsey 79 13:10 😊

    • @jasjas4356
      @jasjas4356 ปีที่แล้ว

      ME TOO!!!!!

  • @ducktelepathy8352
    @ducktelepathy8352 ปีที่แล้ว +5531

    The “hurt leg” joke hit too close to home as someone with lifelong knee pain who, after months of tests and x-rays, was officially diagnosed with “bad knees” 😅

    • @nicoaha8426
      @nicoaha8426 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      real

    • @shanksandtanks240
      @shanksandtanks240 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yep, same. Knees are all turned inwards.

    • @maxwashere.
      @maxwashere. ปีที่แล้ว +229

      very relatable for probably most chronic pain patients 😂 they send you through thounds of dollars worth of tests and then just shrug their shoulders and suggest a vitamin d supplement 😭😭

    • @shanksandtanks240
      @shanksandtanks240 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@maxwashere. omg, yessss. I can still taste the chalkiness.

    • @quandaredevil
      @quandaredevil ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@maxwashere. my family's insurance allowing 5 year old me to undergo several complicated tests that are now illegal to do on children and then years later denying a simple genetic blood test that could actually gives us answers after over a decade

  • @Ninterra
    @Ninterra ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    I absolutely thought that the dad saving his son from falling would count as them reconciling, causing the handcuffs to unlock and the son to fall to his death.

    • @toxicsugarart2103
      @toxicsugarart2103 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      Oh that would’ve been such a good twist!! Maybe not good enough to save the movie but

    • @rbitrary
      @rbitrary ปีที่แล้ว +41

      THATS SO GOOD. CMON.

    • @egg4666
      @egg4666 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      F

    • @firewolfandrewb
      @firewolfandrewb ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @hope. My dad left for potato wedges?
      Sounds about right

    • @thenocturnenarrator
      @thenocturnenarrator ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same honestly lmao

  • @MrAbdullahi701
    @MrAbdullahi701 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    4:46 *_"Good and Evil. Hey, Look at Me."_*

    • @thatname7298
      @thatname7298 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      DUDE I SAW THIS VIDEO WHEN IT RELEASED, AND ONLY TODAY I LEARNED WHAT THIS MF WAS SAYING WTF 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @sarahlovee4229
    @sarahlovee4229 ปีที่แล้ว +1974

    Seeing the saw puppet say "you're not in any danger I just miss the way it used to be" was amazing lol

    • @lazersneverdie3561
      @lazersneverdie3561 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That shit genuinely made me crack up

    • @DollfaceLizkah
      @DollfaceLizkah ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What timestamp lol I missed that part

    • @hotterthanu1240
      @hotterthanu1240 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DollfaceLizkah 12:42

    • @SeveralLizards_
      @SeveralLizards_ 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Billy had a change of heart

  • @DonHallCoach
    @DonHallCoach ปีที่แล้ว +621

    Kurtis is the type of guy to say "Why I oughta!" before he beats someone up

    • @Gyspoon
      @Gyspoon ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DAWG💀

    • @magnuslikestanks6044
      @magnuslikestanks6044 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bro these comments are killing me

    • @MindBuisness_Yes_You
      @MindBuisness_Yes_You 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      But first he has gotta roll up his sleeves and clench his fists

  • @delionmoon
    @delionmoon ปีที่แล้ว +2932

    dude, reconsiler guy wanted to be a therapist SO BAD but instead of studying psychology in like college or smth, he accidentally went to serial killer church

  • @HappyBirddi
    @HappyBirddi 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I love how this serial killer is just the embodiment of a mom basically punishing you for fighting with your sibling. "You can get the Playstation back when you learn to share it with your brother."

  • @catabat49654
    @catabat49654 ปีที่แล้ว +3323

    Im now gonna use the phrase “putting the silly in reconciliation” around my Catholic parents any chance I get. Thank you, Kurtis

    • @classicclassi6146
      @classicclassi6146 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Oh they will love it

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I hope you get many chances to do that.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby ปีที่แล้ว +4

      perfect.

    • @awoo0992
      @awoo0992 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bro same omg

    • @annwethenorth
      @annwethenorth ปีที่แล้ว

      Congratulations on being a great child. You're very ungrateful

  • @jordanr.2120
    @jordanr.2120 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    20:09 Can't believe they thought "You see everything as black and white while in reality the world is very nuanced" was actually the losing argument here

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust ปีที่แล้ว +64

      ironically the world right now wished it was nuanced.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby ปีที่แล้ว +28

      so it was written by twitter.

    • @helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78
      @helpmegetto1k4channelnotab78 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouldnt expect anything else from a 'religious' media remake tbh

    • @mariagrader10
      @mariagrader10 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      @@ddjsoyenby close, its a common flaw of people in general to see things black and white

    • @arandomhashbrown3756
      @arandomhashbrown3756 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@angel_of_rust What do you mean?

  • @nimitasiju4723
    @nimitasiju4723 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    the kidnapper guy is like a mad parent forcing their kids to get along after they fought 😭

    • @Byryles
      @Byryles ปีที่แล้ว +104

      The Get Along Shirt with extra steps

    • @WakkaMadeInYevon
      @WakkaMadeInYevon ปีที่แล้ว +82

      "What, the two of you can't agree whose turn it is with the XBOX? Famine it is, then."

    • @lavacaqueri5454
      @lavacaqueri5454 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      The kidnapper is just a corporate HR department

  • @emmadilemma5274
    @emmadilemma5274 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Stacy, with her street smarts, couldn't figure out that it wasn't a joke.

  • @sadplatinum6786
    @sadplatinum6786 ปีที่แล้ว +3570

    I love that instead of putting the victims in mortal danger forcing them to fight for survival like Jigsaw, Reconciler is literally like "okay be nice to each other or continue to be mildly inconvenienced.

    • @scotrick3072
      @scotrick3072 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I was discussing the ‘drown them with kindness’ method of revenge with a friend: it’d be an odd world if we all loved on each other when there was a problem until finally the offending party was just all: fine! fine! I’ll stop murdering people and eating them! fine!

    • @Robster-insertabunchofnumbers-
      @Robster-insertabunchofnumbers- ปีที่แล้ว +31

      To be fair, that would work on me.

    • @Laserface99
      @Laserface99 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Psst!!! Hey!! If anyone is reading this I’m 13 and I have a really cool idea for a Christian horrer movie!! What about a guy who goes crazy trying to figure out if Christianity is real because he gets a dream about god telling him smth and he goes crazy trying to believe in him and stuff. like he kills people etc etc… then he dies from insanity!! CREDIT ME PLEASE!!!!!! (Also I’m a Christian sooo… hi)

    • @StoneyBaloney69
      @StoneyBaloney69 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@Tired-hm4tw lmao that's definitely a child so idk why you expect them to be realistic when it comes to making up a movie plot. Also lots of people have done insane shit in the name of religion so it wouldn't surprise me at all if someone in real life had a mental episode and started killing others because "god talked to me in a dream" lmfao.😂😂

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      “He’s given us enough food for a week. He’s not messing around.”

  • @talithaanastasiabinos
    @talithaanastasiabinos ปีที่แล้ว +2137

    the "you're not in any real danger, i just miss the way things used to be" is absolutely fucking killing me

    • @mikip282
      @mikip282 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i CACKLED

    • @placeholderdoe
      @placeholderdoe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love this comment, but I mustn’t ruin the 420 likes

    • @parisouu
      @parisouu ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@placeholderdoe well someone ruined it for you anyway

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IM CRYING

    • @FabianFleitas1989
      @FabianFleitas1989 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I laughed so much at that. And I don't laugh at YT videos ever 😂

  • @TheKSH991
    @TheKSH991 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2520

    What's so gross about this movie is there is no reconciliation, just submission, the twin just capitulates to the other and goes back to god or w/e and the police partner is forced to be ok with misogyny.

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +306

      Reconciliation? That would require complex interactions where there isn't a clear good guy or bad guy! Way too postmodern for a Christian movie.

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      I think that's incredibly telling about the specific beliefs of the film-makers

    • @shreknskrubgaming7248
      @shreknskrubgaming7248 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Which makes me wonder what the angel reporter would have done if the other twin just never gave in. When the week was over and they were out of food, was he gonna let the other twin, a devout Christian, starve to death for no reason? That would be a bit of a dick move, right? And we can't have an angel being a dick in a Christian movie, right? So, he probably lets both of them go, which means what the fuck is the point of any of it? Christian propaganda is some of the most absurd shit there is, and I'm so sick and tired of them acting like they're oppressed; Christianity is one of the biggest religions in the world, probably the biggest in America, where most of it comes from (at least second, maybe behind Judaism,) you're not under attack. Oh no, gay people can get married, it's basically the Holocaust but against Christians!

    • @ClownHoundII
      @ClownHoundII 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      ​@@anonymouslucario285 Does the idea of women being treated like people upset Christians? There's your answer.

    • @uglyguy2519
      @uglyguy2519 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@megarigged you'd think this movie would have enough time to develop such complex interactions, right?
      Oh, nevermind. They had to keep the subplot of the reporter going around interviewing christians until she decides to reconnect with God, which has nothing to do with the actual movie but was WAY more important than lame character development. Especially the scene with her unintelligible boss.

  • @anthonybrown2781
    @anthonybrown2781 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    What a horrible fate… being locked inside of a bright, furnished warehouse, bathrooms included, free to move around as you wish, with a nice friend to keep you company 😱

  • @totallyarealdoctor6498
    @totallyarealdoctor6498 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    The idea of Jake Gyllenhaal searching for his keys in Zodiac is so much funnier considering the movie takes please over a few years. Help that man find his keyssss

    • @Breexbloodlust
      @Breexbloodlust ปีที่แล้ว +11

      my dad does that with his glasses lol

    • @carolfromhr9900
      @carolfromhr9900 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Honestly, that could’ve been the entire movie and I would still be completely enthralled by it.

    • @SOPHI529
      @SOPHI529 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HELP IT IS 😭
      Edit: holy crap, 1000th like

    • @totallyarealdoctor6498
      @totallyarealdoctor6498 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SOPHI529 Holy shit, I didn't realize this had 1k until you replied xD

    • @Chilloutlilbro
      @Chilloutlilbro ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@carolfromhr9900 INT, NIGHT
      KEYS GUY
      “WHERES MY KEYS”
      EXT, DAY, 2 MONTHS LATER
      THE CAMERA SLOWLY COMES OUT FROM BEHIND A TREE REVEALING KEYS GUY DIGGING A HOLE
      KEYS GUY
      “WHERE DID MY KEYS GO!!”

  • @litchie5836
    @litchie5836 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    Gotta love that the reconciler plots are essentially the equivalent of a fanfic author dreaming up a blizzard to trap two characters in a room with one bed.

    • @tinyblueunicorn7807
      @tinyblueunicorn7807 ปีที่แล้ว +189

      Except that nothing would actually happen unless they were married and the opposite gender. The windows may be covered but Jesus can still see you. I wonder if there's a whole subcategory of Christian fanfic? Sounds like something I'd have written when I was younger lol. 🤔

    • @litchie5836
      @litchie5836 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 Huh, it probably exists?

    • @rainer2034
      @rainer2034 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807bible fanfiction is very real and very prolific

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist ปีที่แล้ว +188

      I think fanfic authors have more creativity in their wild "How do I write this so that these two characters (who are canonically enemies, but ignore that pls) will surrender to their passions and bang?" scenarios than the entire script of this movie.
      Hell, I think they have more depth in arguing what can or cannot be used as lube :'''y

    • @Personwtcats
      @Personwtcats ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@tinyblueunicorn7807 I genuinely can’t tell if you’re joking or not

  • @marcuspittaluga3411
    @marcuspittaluga3411 ปีที่แล้ว +17817

    AYO I WORKED ON THIS MOVIE
    I never thought anyone would see it and production was as much of a shitshow as you would think. Some fun facts for interested parties:
    Scott would make us watch him do magic tricks at lunch.
    Roddy Piper was super nice and drank a shitload of diet coke.
    Half the crew had a background in Christian films, the other half had a background in either horror or porn. Made for an interesting dynamic 😂😂
    Also I'm the dude in the background of the soup kitchen scene and the missing dude in the black shirt lol

    • @lavenderbees
      @lavenderbees ปีที่แล้ว +1793

      Diet Coke is very fitting for someone working on a religious film 😅😅

    • @marcuspittaluga3411
      @marcuspittaluga3411 ปีที่แล้ว +2262

      @@lavenderbees I'm pretty sure he was a recovering alcoholic, all I know is they told me "Don't let Rod's diet coke get less than half full" 😂

    • @ashleyespinoza4893
      @ashleyespinoza4893 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

      @@marcuspittaluga3411 Omg that sounds so ominous, like he's gonna turn into a werewolf without the diet coke

    • @halleys.comett
      @halleys.comett ปีที่แล้ว +706

      @@ashleyespinoza4893 it has a special serum but only works when it’s in his mouth

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      That sounds like an experience lol! Do you know how long it took to shoot the movie?

  • @gameofjones4693
    @gameofjones4693 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    0:43 I actually have watched Saw movies and asked myself "where's jesus?" a lot

    • @ALegoEggo
      @ALegoEggo หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why

  • @PequenoGiant
    @PequenoGiant ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    A true horror twist would be if Ed appeared as a "biblically accurate angel"

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      0/10 not enough biblically accurate angels

    • @ClowncoreisCool
      @ClowncoreisCool ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I mean, technically he did, Thrones aren't the only accurate ones lol.

    • @CanIswearinmyhandle
      @CanIswearinmyhandle ปีที่แล้ว +33

      If christian movies were all you had to go off you'd think all angels looked like schlubby middle aged men

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like a Seraph? That would've been amazing!

    • @zimmygirl777
      @zimmygirl777 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A real twist would be Ed unzips his ugly fat guy suit and reveals he’s actually Castiel, the angel with a devil of a body. Misha Collins with his hot abs.👼😻

  • @kevinandorsusie
    @kevinandorsusie ปีที่แล้ว +3323

    Sad thing is, this concept would work really well as a comedy. Like a company that someone can call to make bizarre bonding scenarios for two people who are fighting, actually sounds hilarious. It'd even be funnier if they woke up thinking it's a saw scenario and they keep escalating or extrapolating what horrifying things they'll have to do from the person in charge's very clear and simple instructions.
    "Take the candy on the counter and-"
    "Oh why, cause there's poison in them and you're going to ask me to choose between him and an innocent baby? Is that why!? You're going to make me give poison candy to a baby!?"
    "What? No! It's supposed to be a lesson in sharing. What the hell is wrong with you people!?"

    • @ZaberZlayer7
      @ZaberZlayer7 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      Ngl, that's honestly such a killer idea.

    • @eatatjoes6751
      @eatatjoes6751 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      See? That's kind of what I expected it to be going in but instead it's toothless and aggravating.

    • @saintdude6032
      @saintdude6032 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Sounds like a community episode

    • @samuelblair1492
      @samuelblair1492 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ummm actually human souls don’t become angels. That is a common misconception brought about by pop culture. Looney Toons did it to me.

    • @islaizzy
      @islaizzy ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@samuelblair1492 ?

  • @LPOW84
    @LPOW84 ปีที่แล้ว +1423

    The twist ending of this video finding out who wrote that review was so much more satisfying than the one in the movie

    • @kayleewobig357
      @kayleewobig357 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      This made me spit out my water 😭

    • @A_Ducky
      @A_Ducky ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah that was an unexpected but very pleasant rabbit hole

  • @digitaldeathsquid3448
    @digitaldeathsquid3448 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    2:23
    As someone who was tentatively diagnosed with "low mood", I felt this joke reverberate through my bone marrow

  • @mrman991
    @mrman991 ปีที่แล้ว +4885

    "making a christian horror movie must be the hardest thing"
    the exoricist, literally the exorcist

    • @RandallHull
      @RandallHull ปีที่แล้ว +96

      The Devils 1978 is pretty intense too

    • @skylernadeem8994
      @skylernadeem8994 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      69th like 💪💪💪

    • @wanderingfordays6635
      @wanderingfordays6635 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LMAO

    • @justyouraverageblackstar3672
      @justyouraverageblackstar3672 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      It’s even funnier when you take into consideration how many people consider the Exorcist the best horror movie ever made.

    • @mrman991
      @mrman991 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@justyouraverageblackstar3672 exactly this, pre-exorcist, most horror was analogy for minority groups to express their lives without declaring they're gay etc.
      Then the Exorcist comes along and goes "what does christian america fear the most.... demons... possessing people. Who's the worst person to get posessed? A SMALL INNOCENT CHILD!!!!"
      job done, ship it

  • @nyx854
    @nyx854 ปีที่แล้ว +3173

    4:58 as someone who already struggles with understanding normal dialogue in movies without subtitles, he may as well have been speaking an entirely different language

    • @nomeayano7757
      @nomeayano7757 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      He was

    • @nyx-of-spades
      @nyx-of-spades ปีที่แล้ว +17

      sick name

    • @pepsi2471
      @pepsi2471 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      The beginning of it sounded like "Good and evil" but past that I've got no clue

    • @TheOctavian316
      @TheOctavian316 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      ​@@pepsi2471 "I was talking to my dad over the holidays, and, y'know, my dad says "God is not dead, we act like he is". Good and evil.... hey, look at me."
      Because she was looking away since she was awkward about this intense God-based convo she didn't want to have with her boss.

    • @aspenarlette
      @aspenarlette ปีที่แล้ว +61

      good and evil, hey, look at me

  • @lexinsherwood
    @lexinsherwood ปีที่แล้ว +2918

    the part where he said “instead of mary shelly’s frankenstein, you can do…virgin mary’s frankincense” is such a good joke like omg 💀

    • @val77701
      @val77701 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      English isn’t my first or second language can u explain it pls lol

    • @N0P3D0U7
      @N0P3D0U7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@val77701 frankenstien is a man made from many other parts of dead humans,and starts nice but becomes evil after getting harmed by everyone else. The other one is just bad in the sense of stupid af.

    • @gumbolord
      @gumbolord ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@val77701 he changed Mary Shelley (author of Frankenstein) to Virgin Mary (mother of Jesus) and Frankenstein to frankincense (often used as an essential oil) because there are some crazy super-religious Christian mothers who don't believe in modern medicine, and they think that "natural remedies" like essential oils and healing stones can cure their children of illnesses/diseases that should, in fact, be treated by doctors because they may be life-threatening.

    • @alicethemad1613
      @alicethemad1613 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @gumbo lord frankincense was one of the gifts brought to Jesus by the three wise men when he was born. It’s pretty well known in like.. Christian communities and it’s in a bunch of Christmas songs

    • @MontgomeryPython4615
      @MontgomeryPython4615 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gumbolord I thought the frankenscense part was a joke combining Frankenstein and abstinence.

  • @consti__music
    @consti__music 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    You’d think that the religion that wrote the Bible could come up with a better script than this smh.

  • @violeternstberger7959
    @violeternstberger7959 ปีที่แล้ว +2777

    I screamed at “my WIFE and I” I’m so happy for them

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +70

      exactly!!!! it's so cute

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @don't be surprised
      Soooo many bots everywhere!!

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @don't be surprised nah i want to miss it

    • @thealivec4t
      @thealivec4t ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I went back and replayed it just to be sure!! Omg!

    • @silverstorm7306
      @silverstorm7306 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

  • @flightedtangerines
    @flightedtangerines ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    "Good and evil- Hey, look at me" was all I could decipher from Lorie's boss. This guy slurred his lines so bad he had everyone utterly baffled with a language puzzle.

    • @chikntendie
      @chikntendie ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Almost. In the context of him talking about his father being religious it sounds more like he says “Good and evil- HE’d look at me” then we don’t really get the rest.

    • @flightedtangerines
      @flightedtangerines ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@chikntendie i can see that, i don't have interest in watching the film or even remembering it, so it was pure guesswork because i thought he was redirecting Lorie's attention back to him after staring off

    • @Vaporwavey
      @Vaporwavey ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I keep hearing "Good and evil- keep 'em company!" Possibly referring to the choice everyone can make in life, good or evil. But the way he delivers the last part of the line is so slurred and lazily enunciated that its difficult to pick up on.

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz ปีที่แล้ว +59

      I hear 'Good and evil? gorhehe''

    • @neptune430
      @neptune430 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I heard “Good and evil, hey c’mon”

  • @plaguedoctorate
    @plaguedoctorate ปีที่แล้ว +2256

    I fear they were very close to making someone "reconcile" with their abuser in the exact way the woman reporter apologized 😐

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Wouldn't be surprised they are like that

    • @Live_Laugh_Loathe
      @Live_Laugh_Loathe ปีที่แล้ว +201

      "you should forgive people who hurt you in horrible and inhumane ways 💗💗💗"

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Can't wait for the sequel where a kid has to reconcile with their abusive and addicted parents!😍
      Or where a woman has to reconcile with her ex, who SAed her!😊

    • @Live_Laugh_Loathe
      @Live_Laugh_Loathe ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@arima_song absolutely ☺️☺️ remember guys you have to forgive awful human beings for all the pain they caused you because you just have to or you're as bad as they are!!

    • @arima_song
      @arima_song ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Live_Laugh_Loathe and don't forget to turn the other cheek, amirite?😉

  • @fighterforger
    @fighterforger 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    "Good and evil? Hey, look at me." Source: A lot of hillbilly family members. You learn to understand the language.

  • @nataliasimental4841
    @nataliasimental4841 ปีที่แล้ว +1319

    My grandma is very Christian and obsessed with Hallmark movies. Something tells me she would love this movie and might even cry.

  • @amaravazquez8591
    @amaravazquez8591 ปีที่แล้ว +3971

    Dude literally wrote himself as God in a movie lol. I know writers can sometimes have a God complex but I expected better...FROM A MAGICIAN 😭😭

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      I think he was meant more as an angel but still probably a sin lol

    • @xixXxxXxix
      @xixXxxXxix ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Imagine portraying yourself as God and not even trying to have a hair cut lol

    • @wallyman292
      @wallyman292 ปีที่แล้ว

      James Randi is probably rolling over in his grave!

    • @aerrae5608
      @aerrae5608 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That adds up. Christians take everything on authority without thinking so makes sense their wet dream is to be that authority and to make atheists stop thinking and feeling. All one race of god puppets, pull the string and they say I love Jesus!

    • @FaiaHalo
      @FaiaHalo ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Not really, he called himself "a helper." Not that it makes it less ridiculously false lmao

  • @violetmeiser4814
    @violetmeiser4814 ปีที่แล้ว +2034

    I FIGURED IT OUT, I went to the movie(free on TH-cam) turn on captions and he said “good and evil-hey look at me” 4:46

    • @zestysword
      @zestysword 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +167

      I’ve watched this video countless times and I could only make out “look at me” so this comment is a godsend (pun intended)

    • @grantmegan91
      @grantmegan91 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

      ​@@zestysword it says good and evil keeps him company.

    • @aviansoul__art8286
      @aviansoul__art8286 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I played it on .5x speed and that seems right

    • @tipennya
      @tipennya 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      I managed to make out the sentence when he sat down:
      "I was talking to my Dad over the holiday, ya know"......
      The next part is a crap shoot:
      "_, _, _, God is not dead " -?
      That next sentence, I only caught the "good and evil"

    • @tsk5328
      @tsk5328 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      to original post: if that's what he says I am even more confused

  • @Moneymaker30005
    @Moneymaker30005 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    7:52 conner thats cabbage water obviously!

  • @missinchoate
    @missinchoate ปีที่แล้ว +3425

    I’m dying at the fact the brother is mad at the other one for not going to church for 2 years. I learned in Catholic school that church is not just a physical thing, or a service specifically. It’s a community. You don’t need to physically attend church to be a good Christian.

    • @corvus1374
      @corvus1374 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      You do if you're an Evangelical.

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      That's what I was taught as well "wherever one or more are gathered in my name... I am there".

    • @gangsterhamster2682
      @gangsterhamster2682 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      I had a friend who said he liked to pray in the forest, where he felt closest to god. The priest that taught us at school said he needs to go to church anyway or it doesn't count, because "that's what churches were built for". What he actually meant you need to come so he makes more money

    • @RemoWilliams1227
      @RemoWilliams1227 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@gangsterhamster2682 correct

    • @zniffl
      @zniffl ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think I just witnessed someone like this comment. Cool.

  • @unnecessaryartwork2955
    @unnecessaryartwork2955 ปีที่แล้ว +1882

    I love Kurtis implying that “Jesus” as a phrase existed before the actual guy and the guy was just named after it

    • @ghandinotsenpai9135
      @ghandinotsenpai9135 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      this made me curious if there were other people named Jesus before Jesus was born, so I looked it up and turns out there were multiple people in the bible with the name Jesus, and the name was common before too. imagine if the phrase is actually about some other dude named Jesus and we're giving credit to the wrong guy?

    • @ripwednesdayadams
      @ripwednesdayadams ปีที่แล้ว +32

      it does go with the established theme. 😂 all the major christian holidays just happen to be on the same day and have similar names to older roman and pagan holidays that were around for much longer than christianity.

    • @commandercorl1544
      @commandercorl1544 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      What if instead of "Jesus Christ!" it's "Jesus, Christ!"

    • @logicandemma8474
      @logicandemma8474 ปีที่แล้ว

      U do know that Jesus real name isn't even Jesus right

    • @green7449
      @green7449 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Freakin hilarious.😂

  • @ah99019
    @ah99019 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    "I am only alive because Jesus used me as a carrier pigeon" MADE ME CRY HAHAHAH

  • @crossneptune6338
    @crossneptune6338 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "HE SEE'S EVERYTHING IN BLACK AND WHITE"
    "No I don't, I'm just saying either you're with god or without god so CHOOSE"
    ...did they really write that and not once realize

  • @cwcaswell
    @cwcaswell ปีที่แล้ว +3531

    I GOT KICKED OFF THE SET IN THIS MOVIE!!! I was an extra in the office scene, and I was supposed to walk over to a "coworker" and casually hand off some papers and lightly chat. After around take 5, I decided to say something goofy with each take and make her laugh. They didn't like that and I got kicked off the set, even though I was supposed to be in a few more scenes. I swear we spent the whole day shooting that scene. It was so incredibly mismanaged

    • @cez_is_typing
      @cez_is_typing ปีที่แล้ว +498

      NO FUN ON SET. It’s a very serious movie chase.

    • @xofrnkiee
      @xofrnkiee ปีที่แล้ว +145

      that’s honestly so funny lmao. did you get paid? 😭

    • @idoit6776
      @idoit6776 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      WHAT WAS THAT ONE LINE??

    • @davidbjacobs3598
      @davidbjacobs3598 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      You're not an extra if you have a line. That line comes with a pay bump.

    • @aidanocallaghan169
      @aidanocallaghan169 ปีที่แล้ว +269

      @@davidbjacobs3598 it was background chatter, they weren't meant to be heard, but be seen talking

  • @mintee119
    @mintee119 ปีที่แล้ว +3806

    My favorite part of this was when the Reconciler said "it's reconciling time" and reconciled all over those guys

    • @annikornbee743
      @annikornbee743 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Loved when he was like “I’m Joe Reconciler”

    • @Nick-xu7ns
      @Nick-xu7ns ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Dude, spoilers

    • @Sleve-McDichael
      @Sleve-McDichael ปีที่แล้ว

      I fuckin hate this meme! Please just let it die!!!

    • @arthurdurham
      @arthurdurham ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My favorite part is when this joke finally dies

    • @catupatree1786
      @catupatree1786 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@arthurdurham it will never die

  • @highoninfinity
    @highoninfinity ปีที่แล้ว +1758

    i think the funniest part is the villain doesn't even technically kill anyone. the only thing that even hints to him having killed anyone would be the 2 missing guys on the corkboard, but who's to say they just haven't been found yet and won't reconcile and escape? he's not a serial killer, just a really weird kidnapper😭

    • @Lucas-fl6py
      @Lucas-fl6py ปีที่แล้ว +54

      omg I've been trying to find someone else who noticed this 😭😭

    • @BurningAzure
      @BurningAzure ปีที่แล้ว +17

      (joke) But Jigsaw has never killed anybody.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ​@@BurningAzure If Jigsaw hasn't killed anyone then anyone who has ever shot someone and they died has never killed anyone either

    • @BurningAzure
      @BurningAzure ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@blueismylove3128 I literally said in my comment that it was a joke.

    • @blueismylove3128
      @blueismylove3128 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BurningAzure I was also joking so why are you so offended? Because you said you were joking means no one can ever respond to your comment??? Go touch grass or something, just get out the house.

  • @literal-tree
    @literal-tree 4 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    5:06 "good and evil? look at me!"

  • @tiacat11
    @tiacat11 ปีที่แล้ว +3106

    I grew up in a Christian household, had to recover from a lot of religious trauma, and while I am gonna slap an obvious "not all Christians, etc" on here, I think it's really interesting how the Reconciler appeals to a very specific attitude I see in some Christians, including my family. Basically you hit the nail on the head when you pointed out that most of the people in these situations didn't actually reconcile, they just... stopped fighting. And that's because to some Christians that IS what they think reconciling look like. In their eyes, anything that generates Conflict is Bad, and anything that stops the conflict is Good. It doesn't matter _why_ you choose to vocally disagree, or got into a fight with someone, the person who brought attention to the issue and rocked the boat is the one who needs to apologize.

    • @domeatown
      @domeatown ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oh, gosh. yeah. that's the nail on the head right there. complexity and disagreement and open discourse aren't all just stepping stones on the road to genuine emotional intimacy, friendship, reciprocity, or authenticity. that's mainly because authenticity isn't real or allowed. especially if you are female. you are an npc with tits. and then by the time you are an adult even your friendships with other women won't be real because you'll be so fully indoctrinated that you are closed off from what you value and can only connect on a superficial level that usually involves clothes and kids but you'll take it because that's the closest you'll feel to anyone.because there's an implicit shared pain that no one can quantify or acknowledge because no one has the vocabulary but it hovers in the air as women who are sharing space try to connect while also trying relentlessly to become more and more and more and more of a ghost in their own life
      it's true outside of religion, but in those spaces it hovers like a mirage over every surface, like the shiny glint off the exterior of a memory or a partially remembered dream. like holding pinkies but you want to hold hands but you'll do whatever you can today to savor the crumbs of your own love as it hovers in the air, just out of your reach
      and that's why you don't rock the boat. because you'll lose all the droplets of your potable water, which are mainly just the tears that you didn't allow yourself to cry

    • @annyviana21
      @annyviana21 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      I had similar experiences to the ones you're describing, only adding abusive into the mix, and my gods that couldn't be said better. It's like there is this whole wall between them and the root of any problem or conflict. If you try to break the wall, YOU become the trouble or the troublemaker and literally nothing you can do to make them understand you're trying to solve the problem works. So weird

    • @tiacat11
      @tiacat11 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@annyviana21 Yeah, it's really heartbreaking, especially when the reason you're breaking the wall is because you _love_ your family and you desperately want things to be better.
      My family weren't physically abusive, and they tried to show love, but a lot of their "love" really just hurt me in the end. I'm sorry that happened to you too, I know how hard it is to try and unlearn years of abuse.

    • @anneofgreengables9096
      @anneofgreengables9096 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      You’re so right, and it’s so irritating, their intentions are good sure, but it’s just so inaccurate 😭. I’m Catholic and all my family is Catholic, and we’re all chill with discord, y’know, because it’s BOUND to happen and completely normal, even a good thing, that’s how you grow and develop! Disagreement and arguing, finding the right answer!
      But man, it seems like people have such a negative stigma about it, I can’t for the life of me understand it!
      “Different opinions, causing a problem? Shut it down immediately!” It’s such a bad mind set, just let people work out their differences!

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      "Hey mom, my brother is being an asshole." ":gasp: you called him a BAD WORD! punishment for you!" and zero investigation as to why she was bringing up the issue... Everything's fine because the one being bullied doesn't speak about it, who fcking cares that their son is an actual bully. Great job parents

  • @PachiPigeon
    @PachiPigeon ปีที่แล้ว +1607

    That entire scene where Ed shows himself in every situation where he helped the other victims gives off the same energy as the Puss In Boots movie where Humpty Dumpty is explaining his evil plan to Puss

    • @dudeface0890
      @dudeface0890 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      literally my thoughts exactly lol

    • @mercurbee
      @mercurbee ปีที่แล้ว +43

      STOP THATS EXACTLY WHAT IT IS

    • @N0B1tches
      @N0B1tches ปีที่แล้ว +30

      PLEASE SO THAT’S WHY I WAS GETTING DÉJÀ VU

    • @zodiAAAHHH
      @zodiAAAHHH ปีที่แล้ว +49

      NO WAIT IT LITERALLY IS 😭 EVEN THE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS HE WAS DOING WERE THE SAME

    • @An_actual_mothh
      @An_actual_mothh ปีที่แล้ว +17

      SOBBING OMFG THATS SO ACCURATE

  • @Sh4d0w_L1cker
    @Sh4d0w_L1cker ปีที่แล้ว +1793

    “Yeah, I’m gonna put it all in conversion therapy baby, I want my televangelist to fly around in a private jet so Jesus will go down on me in heaven.” Is the funniest line I’ve heard in a while.

  • @Niklejs
    @Niklejs 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I think he says "Good and evil? Hey, look at me".

  • @poissonsumac7922
    @poissonsumac7922 ปีที่แล้ว +2752

    As both a Christian and someone who's seen SAW, this is making me want to pull out my own eye. I don't think I'll find a key behind it, but it'll at least not have to suffer this movie.

    • @SlopCommentary
      @SlopCommentary ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same

    • @codex3259
      @codex3259 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      W Saw Reference, forgot the exact scene it was in but I think it was the one with that one villian (not jigsaw) in the reverse bear trap

    • @poissonsumac7922
      @poissonsumac7922 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@codex3259 Not exactly, Amanda had to cut the key out of someone else. I'm referencing Saw 2's Venus Fly Trap.

    • @codex3259
      @codex3259 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@poissonsumac7922 ahh, I haven’t watched Saw in a while so I forgot abt that one
      Might rewatch it tbh

    • @poissonsumac7922
      @poissonsumac7922 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Codex Saw 1-3 is great, almost entirely due to the interesting character dynamics and motivations of John Kramer. After that, they sideline Kramer (for obvious plot reasons associated with SAW 3) and the series takes a NOTABLE dip (but anytime Kramer appears he steals the show) in the character and writing department. So I'd honestly just stick to 1-3. Though if you do like police drama, the later installments do have some nice segments and the rebooted Saw movie Spiral is quite enjoyable in that department.

  • @peepnog
    @peepnog ปีที่แล้ว +1880

    Kurtis is the type of guy to leave a bent can with no label, a bannana peel, a crumpled up paper in the shape of a ball, and a fish skeleton in his waste basket

  • @lookoutforburningbuildings5563
    @lookoutforburningbuildings5563 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    when Kurtis said "I feel like if you panned down the camera you'd see two guys fucking sawing their legs off" my brain ended the sentence before the sawing part and I really just accepted that. yeah kurtis understands saw.

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse ปีที่แล้ว +12

      18 naked cowboys in the office at random news publication

    • @oxeyemoth
      @oxeyemoth หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      There’s a post that’s like “the saw franchise is basically some guy going “kids these days…with their depression…..I’ll show them!” And then he makes them have gay sex”

  • @gabriellegunvik4377
    @gabriellegunvik4377 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    14:01 I wonder more what it says ‘bout the male detective if her first thought is that he trapped them there

  • @theblindonesqueaks7887
    @theblindonesqueaks7887 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    The detective duo is 100% their attempt at an analogy for marriage and how the woman doesn’t need to be independent she just needs to submit (all while touting that they are “equal partners”)

    • @blitzvalentine363
      @blitzvalentine363 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +171

      Holy shit, I hate the story with the detectives even more now

    • @morgaena3313
      @morgaena3313 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      I didn’t even realize that but it makes perfect sense

    • @Laura-rm4gg
      @Laura-rm4gg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      its a good theory but I doubt the writers were that smart to make any kind of analogy lol

    • @-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
      @-myharlequinnsapphicarch- 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      while i do truly believe that would fit i dont think theyre amart enough for all that kinda "read between the lines bull"

    • @leparfumdugrosboss4216
      @leparfumdugrosboss4216 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So the 3 guys are an analogy for a good christian incestuous gay trouple?

  • @isabellas3167
    @isabellas3167 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    "I'm sorry for what you did to me" is such a good line and I'm mad that I identify with it so much

    • @tacobellsupremacist
      @tacobellsupremacist ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Same! Too many instances of me apologizing for things I didn’t do, I don’t know why😅

    • @scepticalhyenas5750
      @scepticalhyenas5750 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      _"I'm sorry for what I did to you"_
      "Oh dont worry, I'm also sorry for what you did to me."

  • @Hideotronic
    @Hideotronic ปีที่แล้ว +1649

    The fucked up thing is I’ve read a real Christian horror novel that was genuinely horrific and disturbing called “Boneman’s Daughters” by Ted Dekker. It featured small moments about Christianity, but for the most part, it was a genuinely gripping crime thriller about a serial killer who kidnaps young women hoping they’ll want to be his adopted daughter, and when they inevitably reject and refuse him, he ties them down and systematically breaks every bone in their body before leaving their mangled corpses for the police to find. Where’s THAT film adaptation at?

    • @anthonyruiz1493
      @anthonyruiz1493 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Holy fuck, I'd watch that.

    • @Handlelesswithme
      @Handlelesswithme ปีที่แล้ว +64

      How is that even Christian

    • @timbrown1790
      @timbrown1790 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      ​@@Handlelesswithmemaybe he prays with them before he breaks all their bones

    • @pithaimer7499
      @pithaimer7499 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ted Dekker is amazing

    • @MrDeano-eu9rg
      @MrDeano-eu9rg ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How is that novels existence "fucked up" and also how us that a Christian novel...?

  • @MagsJaz
    @MagsJaz 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i cannot believe that I FINALLY understand what the boss said. It genuinely made me so happy to finally find out. He says “Good and evil, hey look at me”. I’m crying

  • @kier3576
    @kier3576 ปีที่แล้ว +4527

    I HAVENT LAUGHED THIS HARD IN SO LONG THAN AT THE BOSS’S UNINTELLIGIBLE DIALOGUE

    • @AnybodyElseWatchingFunnyVideos
      @AnybodyElseWatchingFunnyVideos ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Ikr i could not stop laughing for few minutes cause of how funny it was 😂🤣

    • @sydneylee6622
      @sydneylee6622 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      He sounds like a water sound effect

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran ปีที่แล้ว +222

      goodeny wookeny cookenly!

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Literally the noises that my stomach makes after taco bell

    • @ZeranZeran
      @ZeranZeran ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Timestamp so I can come back and laugh at this 4:24
      "Fat tree.. _PAR Cars?_ "

  • @gmedina911
    @gmedina911 ปีที่แล้ว +4300

    The "no violence" thing is really funny when you think about how violent the Bible is

    • @zakosist
      @zakosist ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Right. And the fact they're ripping of an extremely violent movie but cant commit to any of it. I dont think a movie absolutely needs violence to be good, but then you need a storytelling that fits a non-violent movie. And it still needs some form of dramatic element.

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Jesus commits literal specicide. Or whatever it is.
      Actually, if you think about it, no offense....why are gods so egotistical and always resort to violence when some things can be solved without killing literally every human????

    • @arthurdossantos6826
      @arthurdossantos6826 ปีที่แล้ว

      I still can't get over Moses human trafficking little girls to be child brides.

    • @jamall7003
      @jamall7003 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      ​@@lambda-m1676 God: oh no Only one family in all of earth actually believes and worships me... welp time to start over and drown em all, except that one family... their alright.

    • @Kacszu
      @Kacszu ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@lambda-m1676metaphor. Killing every single human being, destorying the tower of babel and so on are just methaphors. They are that way because they can speak to us the best when they are that way, or at least to the majority of people. In other words the reason why they are so violent is because of humans in general. Sorry for my bad english not my first language and have a good day.

  • @HuanjianLin
    @HuanjianLin ปีที่แล้ว +3940

    As a Chinese person who grew up non-religious and got a whole lotta religiously charged bullying and trauma for it, watching your videos trash talk these horrible movies is a catharsis second to none

    • @bloodfun2585
      @bloodfun2585 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      im so sorry that you got bullied for it nobody deserves to be bullied for their beliefs

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      ​@@bloodfun2585 Bro, You're literally on a video that makes fun of Christians. You clearly support them being mocked and that's okay, they deserve it.

    • @purukumi4957
      @purukumi4957 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Had me in the first half ngl

    • @kelbrurger
      @kelbrurger ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@@ethandollarhide7943 y do they deserve it? im just curious why one would mock a religion in the first place

    • @ethandollarhide7943
      @ethandollarhide7943 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kelbrurger We're not mocking the religion. We're mocking its Followers for being extremely prejudiced control freaks with both a Superiority Complex and a Persecution F#tish.

  • @Heznoheznohezno
    @Heznoheznohezno 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    If you think about it, every christian is kind of living in a very elaborate saw trap

  • @mel0dicHarp
    @mel0dicHarp ปีที่แล้ว +1570

    Love that Kurtis has gone from “I don’t think there are any bad movies. At the end of the day, I had fun watching a movie” to “This is the worst film I’ve ever seen”

    • @FlorSilvestre12
      @FlorSilvestre12 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Hackneyed and boring Christian Cinema will do that to you

    • @mungdaal9643
      @mungdaal9643 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Christian movies are heavenly compared to the atrocious movie known as Fun In Balloonland

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mungdaal9643yes but of all the demographics Christians for sure make the worst movies lol

  • @TayIllustrates
    @TayIllustrates ปีที่แล้ว +988

    Ed’s ‘what’ needs to be apart of Kurtis’s sounds list 💀😂

    • @val77701
      @val77701 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thought the same!

    • @tryyoncemore383
      @tryyoncemore383 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      🙋 I second this motion

  • @Kenny-jo9qi
    @Kenny-jo9qi ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Kurtis the type of guy to float in the air when he smells a scrumptious pie