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I enrolled in Jake Paul's online business school to see if I can become a business mogul, and I think it's safe to say...I regret doing it. I finally completed my writ of passage as a commentary TH-camr by making a video about Jake Paul, and it feels good! Please enjoy the video I am begging you!
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I'm 100% sure Jake Paul was the Nigerian Prince that used to email me
I haven’t laughed at a comment so hard in such a long time lol this was good
How do I retweet a TH-cam comment
He’s the Nigerian Princess that Michael Scott was paying for
indp. iv :/
@indp. iv thank you
"they say we're entitled and lazy."
no Jake they say YOU are and they aren't wrong.
stinky rat kid Jake does have to “work” a lot to keep his position on TH-cam.
@@grahamturner2640 so hes a shit ass
Successful people don't sell courses. You don't see Warren Buffet selling "secrets to getting rich quick", people who sell these kinds of courses arent very successful to begin with. Jake Paul isn't making as much money as he used to, that's why he's constantly coming up with these schemes.
Antenna Wilde e
@Kartik they flaunt with their stocks
The worst part is Jake Paul assumes everyone goes to college/university to get a job. I study at university because I am passionate about what I'm learning.
i doubt jake paul knows much about learning 😭😭
@@sahafchowdhury308 fr
What are u learning?:)
over the years he looks like he hates his life and career but realistically he cant do anything else so that's why its so difficult to understand for him
hell yeah!!
Jake genuinely triggers me. Like I can’t even look at him without feeling anger, dread, and disgust. He looks and acts just like some of the people who bullied me in high school. And to know how successful he is, and how much of an influence he has, scares the shit out of me.
just be glad that even if you are not as famous or "successful" as him. you know there are people liked you for who you are. jake lives in the moment where still people go with him because he is still clawing for relevancy but when all of that runs out, he will know that nobody liked him for who he was. his lifestyle is the only reason that people even admire him.
@@farlonmuentes6004 jake paul is a master manipulator too. Why do you think he's good at selling shit to kids?
He actually was a bully in high school.
@@marvinkem3201 doesn’t surprise me lol
Fr he definetly gives me those vibes and there's such a sense of entitlement from him and I don't just mean because of his TH-cam success, he seems likes he was very privileged and middle-class entitled before he even started TH-cam. I'm British but to me he looks exactly like what a Trump supporter and I can't help but think this every time I look at him
"quit school, quit your job" is just straight up something cults tell you to do. this is uncomfortable for so many reasons.
It’s not a cult it’s just a scam
Reminds me of Amway. My college roommates were in Amway, aka pyramid scheme and very much a cult. And there were a lot of people telling my roommates to drop out of school. One of them got very sick, like in and out of the hospital having surgery sick. She decided that something in her life needed to go so she could continue seeing doctors, while also continuing her masters, and her job as a TA. Her upline kept telling her to drop out, then switched to telling her she didn’t really need to go to the doctor. They did a lot of weird culty things. But the quitting their jobs, quitting school, thing was thrown around A LOT.
“Thought leader” like wtf
I fired my boss as Father Jake hath wanted and now I am without employment, but it's ok I'm sure the money will come flowing in soon :^D
Yes I noticed that! I literally paused the video and took a moment when he said that.
“Are your parents happy are they living the life they wanted?” Um yes? They have a farm to retire to in less than five years and still love their jobs 🤷🏻♀️ not everyone who isn’t famous hates their life sir
Money increases happiness up to the point that you can afford the things you need and don't have to break yourself to save for the things you want and then it rapidly decreases the more you have after that.
Leah Davis Money can help you gain happiness but money doesn’t = happiness
@indp. iv exactly. There's been numerous psychology studies that show that money can increase happiness only to a certain point. Like if your money brings you out of poverty then of course it can make you happier, but after making a certain income, it no longer has an affect on happiness.
Yeah, the only disappointment in my parents' lives is me.
@@leahdavis9434can’t confirm but I remember hearing somewhere that the amount is around $200,000-$240,000
The correct attitude toward college in my mind is that it is absolutely necessary for some professions, but it is not absolutely necessary to attend college to have a comfortable life.
Don't get me wrong - the US needs a major reform in our education system from the ground up at every grade level, but being blanket anti-college is just stupid.
If you think US education system needs reform you should take a look at Indian education system. I can rant about it all day long.
@@vibepolice499 yes but it does make it relatively better
@@shivanipathak5380 As an Indian, the Indian education system sucks, but the American one is definitely worse. The good ones are Sweden, Norway etc.
I mean people do things like anthropology and expect to make money like....nah fam
@@futurehofer1564 You can make alot of money from Anthropology though. And it's interesting too.
Jake Paul didn’t even earn the fame himself, he got all of that from his brother. His brother happened to get famous on the vine by luck and Jake Paul happened to be his brother so that’s the only reason why he’s even famous.
And then JP also managed to get a contract with Disney for one of their cheap crap teen shows, which he also managed to get himself fired off of.
We also have that in Brazil. Which is the case with Felipe and Luccas Neto. Felipe was gaining a crap ton of fame, which he deserved, he had a style that was preety close to Kurtis' with the commentary videos and then his brother started a TH-cam channel that also gained a lot of fame. I'm not saying his brother is untalented today, because he has like 7 kids movies on Netflix, a load of toys and merch in circulation, and is one of the biggest names in Brazilian kid's TH-cam, but in the beginning of his channel, it was preety crappy. Now the both of them have a couple of the highest subscription counts in the world, and Felipe was on the new york times' 100 most influential people in the world. Anyway, I just like sharing random Brazilian trivia
@@kalreynolds5829 imagine being fired from a show that nobody watches and what's worse is he's not even the lead actor in it.
@@farlonmuentes6004 Truly a spectacular performance. That's why they're such scum with their fake course nonsense, they're failing upwards. They already had money, they came from money, that's how they get more of it. Getting dropped by DIsney doesn't matter, because they already had money. And they got that money from having money.
Thank god we were spared a Paul going full Ariana Grande and actually becoming a success off of Disney. For once, I feel I don't live in the darkest timeline.
Hey, so a "movement" with a paywall isn't a movement, it's a scam.
Hitchcock00Starlet maybe we can get some Movement Marler Boss babes or Huns trying to show you a new opportunity for financial freedom all from the Internet
@@isabelgonzalez4662 that would be the most interesting and terrifying cross-collab.
y’all know this was a scam meant for kids when he has a whole aSS LETTER FOR PARENTS SECTION💀💀
This comment fits your pfp so well
He didn't even need to have to scam the kids cuz the TH-cam commenters are doing it themselves🤣🤣
Yes, well I know it is
Being an influencer isn’t an essential “job”. If you are lucky (and YES luck is a BIG PART OF IT), you can make a living. But it sucks that Jake Paul is just trashing on valuable careers. YES, our college debt is crazy high, and we do need to solve that problem and the other financial problems that our generation has inherited. But the solution isn’t to just stop pursuing those careers. While in a perfect world we would all be doing careers that we absolutely love doing 100% of the time and making a shit ton of money, life isn’t like that. We need people to do the 9-5 jobs. And we need to value and show appreciation to the workers who do what society considers “low skill” like fast food employees and retail workers. Those are some of the hardest and least paid jobs that are absolutely essential to a productive society
Beautifully said
I’m gonna need a fanfic about Kurtis and that chair
Same
Me, someone who has never written any sort of fanfic: *seriously contemplates writing a short story about this*
@@soapthesoap do ittttt
thinking of shocking my 70 wattpad followers (even tho i restart my whole acc lol) who only knows me bcs of my serious bl ff with kurtis x chair satire ff...
kurtis always felt tied to his chair. this made sense, since he was a youtuber- a lot of his time was spent in this chair, filming, scriptwriting, editing -it was part of his job to sit in this chair.
this is also true for many other people. many jobs involve sitting still for extended periods of time, and kurtis was glad that he knew for sure that there would always be some people who related to this part of his life.
perhaps less relatable, however, was the fact that this chair talked.
kurtis supposed the chair was infatuated with him, for a reason known by no one except the chair itself.
when he was away, its voice haunted his thoughts, constantly asking, begging to be sat on.
needless to say, it was off-putting. he tried his best to ignore it at first. as that proved to be increasingly difficult, he would then start to strike up conversation with the chair. this, however, always resulted in a confusing and unpleasant experience. kurtis learned things he knew he was never meant to learn.
as you can imagine, he soon became tired of this chair.
one night, while all the world was quiet and the sky appeared as deep as the ocean, he dragged the chair out of his house, wrapped and tied up inside a large garbage bag, and drove away with it as far as he could.
he dropped it off on the side of a road somewhere he was glad he didn't remember.
“Why are there rich 20 year olds and broke 40 year olds,” cause some people have the integrity not to take advantage of children jake.
that intro was top notch. imagine being a person who's never watched kurtis for this to be their first video.
👍👍
Lmfao lmfao im dying 💀
PERIOD
also because the current system means some people are born rich, while others have to claw their way up to not being destitute
does Jake Paul realize that not everyone wants to be an influencer
the cup RM throws in the Run MV
Probably not tbh.
Does Jake Paul realize anything?
Nothing Happens
He realizes he has money and...yeah that’s it I think
In his world other forms of income don’t exist
Just imagining a future where there are more influencers than nurses and doctors scares me
Woooow. The 'Letter to Parents' is wild. Smh. Have kids guilt their parents into signing up for a scam. Another level of low.
How does one fire their boss, Jake? How do we fire the person that hired us, Jake? How do we find someone to replace our boss, Jake?
Jake? Jaaaake?
Billie Gene is not my lover
He’s just a guy who’s tryna scam me for 400 bucks
Who said I am the thought leader...
Who should quit college and watch Jake Paul.
Billy Gene is not a con artist. He's just a dude with a really cool naaaame.
But the DREAMSSSSSS NOT MY STYLE
am i the only one who sang it-
Ngl I read "billy gene is marketing" in tune with the song
Hee hee
The implication that Jake thinks he’s smarter than people who’ve actually had an education...
If your goal is to have a lot of money then he is smarter. If you think about Overall intelligence then ofc not
@@lailapachkov8006 I mean he makes videos for children. It doesn't take a genius to know they're the biggest demographic, therefore the most profitable. It's the way the movie industry has been for years, and a large portion of the entertainment industry in general.
He should be grateful for whoever took him out of Ohio and got him on Disney. That could have happened to any white-bread kid from middle-America with mild good looks. So it's a combination of luck and someone else's good business decisions that led him where he is today. Which is scraping the bottom of the barrel, ethically and artistically.
If he was smart, he would've just stayed on Disney until a better project came up to propel him. Either that or he could've done the same thing he's doing now, but instead of being an asshole and a bad example to kids across the nation, he could be setting a good example, even if it's fake and not who he is. He's already choked out his morals, so he'd benefit more from portraying a positive, chill or fun role model for kids. That way he'd get way more brand deals and he'd easily make friends with the big brands and rub shoulders with industry giants by now. He'd be everywhere, brands would be fighting over getting him on their products and ads. Which is why you probably saw him everywhere more like 3 years ago when he was still that guy and still working for disney. I remember seeing some of his modeling photos on the back of a menu at downtown Disney around 2017 lol instead he took bieber and miley's career path and sped it up by x10
unicornalq11 the thing is i wouldnt define intelligence over how much you know, but more about how good you are at learning and adapting to things, intelligence is more the ability to gain knowledge than the knowlegde itself, but i also dont think that jake has a lot of that ability tbh
The audacity*
@@lailapachkov8006 not really since jake had a machine behind here from jump.if he had done all this alone,then maybe he could have a class but thats not the case
Jake seems like the kind of person where if you had to have a genuine conversation with, you'd just slowly wither away from how stupid he actually is.
Naw as soon as he speaks, you turn into dust.
8:42 personal timestamp cuz this gets me everytine
Just quoting Noel Miller here:
“MOST PEOPLE CAN’T AFFORD TO BE THIS DELUSIONAL!!!!!”
michelle21617 Hahahaha I love Noel. My favorite thing he’s said about Jake Paul is when he was talking about Jake Paul’s teacher diss song and Jake Paul says: “Why can’t you teach us something we can use? Like how to drive a Lambo.”
And Noel goes: “Yeah why can’t you teach us hyper obscure knowledge about the one percent?”
I read this as nick Miller from new girl 🤪😳
Always appreciate a Noel Miller quote
Noel Miller’s words are my bible
@@angie-pk4jq Sounds like something he would say.
“Quit your job and *fire your boss* “
... Jake I don’t thi-.. I don’t think that’s how it works.
Move out of your house and convict your parents
@@Tanner_Shelton escape jail and arrest the guard
@@van-hieuvo8208 I know what I said
I CANT DEAL THIS SENT ME
Take a shit and flush your ass.
i love how he said “how are there teens with millions of $ and broke 40-50 year olds” as if every teenager is a millionaire and every older person is broke and as if a lot of the teenagers who are millionaires didn’t get very lucky or get privilege from the older people in their lives
Kurtis , as a San Diegan and film nerd i feel like you should be made aware that the “whale vagina” thing is from Anchorman and people feel the need to quote that to you every time you leave San Diego and tell people where you’re from.
Wait I'm a native San Diegan and I've never heard this in my life ahaha. Thank you internet stranger for this new bit of knowledge.
nothing says "freedom movement" like being required to pay someone $20 a month to be a part of it
Aiden Studios Roach jr???
@@muggz7752 my dad blazes hard
america bby
“Go to college! Get a job! Retire at 65! How’s that working out for us?”
I don’t know Jake I’m 9 years old.
xD
hahaha
That's got to be the funniest comment I have seen in a long while
yeah, I'm 10. I'm just trying to do good in math right now
I dunno Jake, I'm an eldritch abomination from the firey depths of Hell.
The fact that I'm spending my life savings to go to college, and this dude just says that college is useless and I'm dumb for wanting this way in life is just... a wonderful feeling... (I'm not American so it's not as expensive as an american college tuition, kudos to you my fellow college kids, stay strong)
Jake: We shouldn't be working 9-5 jobs! Let's live a millionaire lifestyle!
Also Jake: Let's do this by forcing people to work 9-5 jobs for our company and we can take the profits!
He sounds like someone from your high school 40 years later trying to sell you a pyramid scheme over facebook
It’s me. I’m “he”
Jake Paul has a huge ego, and it doesn't permit him to admit that he got famous on pure chance or that he makes content for 8 year olds. He keeps trying to make these unsuccessful "business" moves that are about 15 years out of his demographic age range, and they have to be costing him money when you consider effort/time/getting websites coded/graphic design/etc etc vs his more popular videos. And yet he keeps trying! He just cannot accept that he isn't a psychological genius that cracked the success code, and that his child fand give zero shits about it.
@@Saibellus um yah…so many youtubers have pointed this out…..nice discovery
@@Hi-dx5jt u realize that comment is over a year old bruh
@@ranniwolves mmmmmmmm
should've titled this video as "I Joined Jake Paul's Business School So Drew Gooden Doesn't Have To"
Hidayah you mean Danny?
Watch him do it anyway
SalvatoreBallistics you mean Denny?
@@bellaelleira nah he definitely means Danny.
@@bellaelleira You mean Zayden Longzan?
Seeing him announcing his show dates at the beginning of this video broke my heart
yup :(
His viewers are a different generation than him, why is he acting like he's the same generation?
Stunted developement. He’s like almost if not already 30 and he’s still acting like the high school class clown trying to impress fellow kids
I’m waiting for Jake’s “Kurtis is a Bully“ video.
Lol that'd be a great channel boost. And impossibly hilarious haha can u imagine
HAHA YEEESSS!!! 😂
Just chow he did with Cody Ko
*has Vietnam Flashbacks*
We all know how that went down
The fact that he confronted someone who just got a fresh cut too lmao
jake paul is going to be that 30something guy who pretends he’s still a relatable teen, scamming children so that he doesn’t have to acknowledge the failures of his life
he's 23, it's already happening i-
You mean Onision?? Lol
aspen ahmed 23 is really not that old yet lol, we’re both technically still the same generation as his fans (gen z). it’s when gen alpha grows up....
Brigid Smith lmao you’re _right_
I don’t think he’s a failure given his wealth and success...
I’ve never heard anything more Northern Ontario come out of Kurtis’ mouth than “we got the boys, we got the fuckin fellas 🤪” 8:19
you’re right. i shouldn’t bd going to college. i’m just going to walk into an Elementary school and demand a teaching job.
I'm so glad Jake Paul, who dropped out of high school, is telling college graduates what's wrong with our lives. Definitely the most qualified person to give advice on this topic!
Lmfao 😂
I’m not a fan but he is a millionaire
And is more successful than probably 98% of college graduates
@@josephthegod3514 If your only measurement of success is wealth, sure, though 98% is a gross exaggeration. Let's see how longterm his success is.
Joseph Vernon thats such a lie omfg
I love how he starts with "They call us entitled and lazy?!" and then finishes his speech with "Our generation DESERVES to have a lot of money without a lot of work!"
Didn’t even notice that. Good and fine and hilarious observation, thank you
Its because he's a fucking hs dropout he literally is entitled and lazy and thinks he deserves everything
@@zoelavenderlilypad7863 He's an asshole, and you can be upset that you've done everything right but people still give him money, fame everything he wants. You need to break the rules, I'd much rather have his job haha
Right? People like him are why they call us that lmao
Well we do, just as the next generation deserves even more than that and so on.
"Queen's concert"
Yeah, knebworth stadium 1986 really inspired my blog about my face.
Your skits have an almost surreal quality to them. I have absolutely no idea where they will head next and that is so damn refreshing.
“Capitalism sucks, give me money and I tell you why”
sounds like every mlm ever
Daaaamn. That's a good quote though.
rhiannon what’s an mlm?
@@tessa7463 it means men love men. Wlw is women love women.
UnikornKitty The 3rd there are 2 meanings actually haha. One is Multi-Level Marketing, which is a scam, and Men Love Men which is what you're thinking
"He got fired from Disney, weird to put it onto your website" I guess it's just like when you have to beef up your application papers, so you list any and every job you ever had, no matter how it went.
Well I mean who doesn't want to work for Disney
I don't think anybody wants to work at Disney anymore
Dani Boy people unaware of Disney’s issues such as kids probably do. Can’t imagine anyone else would
@@daniboy4153 I would only work for Disney for the clout
7:44 THATS THE ONE DIRECTION FONT!!!! ITS EVEN CALLED "ONE DIRECTION" WE STAN A HARDCORE FANBOY
He was using the font because it was similar to the font the program had.
3:30 this is literally what MLM recruiters say
Man love man?/j
really telling that he has a “letter to parents” and his entire marketing strategy is based on the assumption that the people buying into this course will all be young enough to need their parents permission.
I'm wondering if this was before or after he went on the creepy uncle of TH-cam's video and said he doesn't manipulate children
@@stephanieg9004 what are you on about
@@pongo1342 I think the creepy uncle is Shane Dawson
Jake Paul, having achieved success at a young age, is immensely disconnected from the working class (the parents of his viewers) and is still stuck in that high school mindset of dunking on teachers and people with 9-5 jobs. I'd like to see him work a 9-5 lol
He'd be insuffarable. I bet when he was kicked out from Disney he said that he "went to achieve his passion projects".
Not really. Shitting on low paying with little to no insurance slave jobs isn't "not understanding the working class" you capitalistic pig. With ai we could actually have a system where people don't have to be slaves for basic needs, food and mediocre health care. But ofc such thing doesn't benefit the geographic division of the world into separate countries, nor capitalistic corporations. It only benefits the working class and people in poverty. But who gives a shit about that right? Some people are fine with their jobs, so that means that the situation is perfectly fine. Just like people used to be fine with 12-18 hour jobs and didn't agree with the may first revolution. There were people in the working class thinking this revolution was done by entitled shits who "don't know what the actual working class needs" too.
Jake Paul obviously doesn't really care about people, however the statements were 100% correct. Judging the statements is different than judging him for saying things he doesn't truly believe
@Idontknow Wholam Why did you call them a capitalistic pig, just to go on some inane rant about something you obviously have surface-level knowledge of? You realize the best way to convince someone that their current system is flawed isn't by childishly insulting them, right?
Hecking Bamboozled actually I don’t know about that. The best way is to make them realize the different contradictions of the system and it’s harm to the majority of people.
How to be a sucessfull youtuber i guess:
1. Get lucky
2. Profit
I’ve been rewatching videos from around this time and when anyone shouts out their tour dates for 2020 I’m just kinda like 😬
“Quit your job and *fire your boss”*
F I R E Y O U R B O S S
F I R E T H E M
CANT FIRE THEM FROM THEIR JOB? S E T T H E M O N F I R E
Say that again but *slower.*
fire him out of the company or does he mean actually *fire* his boss? Like literally burn him with a blowtorch?
• c i n n a m o n •
The questions that we need answered but will forever go unanswered
Therapist: the kurtis chair doesn't exist.
The kurtis chair:
"Sit that handsome ass on my face and talk to a camera"
My mum thought I was watching porn
*T H E K U R T A I S*
@@rocio7450 lmao i didnt even notice thank you 😂
I feel honored that I was here for both “kurtais” and “kurtis”
21:18 I LOVE LEAN 💜💜💜
13:20 I find it really funny that unlike pretty much any other subscription, before he puts in the 50% and 70% discount, there's no reason to get yearly access because it costs a little bit *more* than having monthly access for 12 months.
It’s the fact he dropped out of hs, but tells 12 year olds college is useless...like, buddy u didn’t even make it to college.
right?! like he’s one of the few that has way more than enough money for it and he’s saying it’s dumb and bad like dude shut up
tHe moSt pRoffEssiOnaL mAn ?? I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not
Unfortunately that's his point: he didn't need school and he's successful so why doesn't everyone else do it too?
Eeeee Ik, he just doesn’t realize that he’s literally a grown ass adult telling preteens to drop out.
He just got lucky
You’d literally be paying $20 a month for the basic tips you see in a loading screen
iNsErTiNg ThE gAmE DiSc ReSuLtS In ThE gAmE BeGiNiNg
@@orbeezeater aMmO aLlOwS yOu tO sHoOt pLaYeRs
CoLeCt CaSh AnD bE tHe FiRsT tO 1 MiLliOn
@@kroseandpen4671 pReSsINg BuTt0ns doEs ThINgs
My personal favorite from Overwatch: Try to die
the funniest thing about jake paul's career is that it's not even from FIRSTHAND luck, it's secondhand luck from his brother getting lucky and becoming famous
thought leader i hardly know her
sorry can't spend the 7 dollars on express vpn, i need that money for jake paul's school
You don't have any replies when you have over 1.7k likes, so I'm gonna fix that
Jen Seedling thanks for taking one for the team
Lol same energy
is there even anyone here who hasn't seen drew's videos on team 1000? i just kinda assumed we're all the same audience supporting the holy trinity of drew, danny, and kurtis.
Name: Greg
Location: Kurtis Town
Gender: Guy
honestly
I haven’t seen them
Trinity...? Danny and Drew are two different people ?
Little stinkers
16:55 after saying all that shit he probably just got reminded of anchor man so decided to quote it which hey I do sometimes
14:06 when the oof sound effect happened I died in the game I was playing lmao
the extra greeting just hits different when you’re feeling down
Kaitlyn Fulmore I’m having the worst day of my life and that extra greeting made my heart go Z O O M 🤸🏾♀️
sth just doesn't feel right this year
Em this is irrelevant but I've never seen someone with the same spelling as me 😂
I'm on my period and it makes ne feel so happy to watch a Kurtis vid 🥰
For real it legit makes me smile like every time
It's ironic how he says that "society demands us to whatever" but he is the one flexing his cars, etc to young people hahahaha he is ridiculous
But that doesn't fit the narrative Jake was trying to paint so ignore that, right?
@@DevilManN111 what narrative? The dude is incoherent.
@@purpleactivist6810 yeah that's what he's saying
Kurtis has the coolest character design, the tats, the piercing, the Evan Peters skin mask.
Haha I love how Billy Gene just throws out this obscure Anchorman reference that is probably the worst thing from that movie you could possibly choose to say out of context 😂
Why is nobody talking about how Jake said “fire your boss”? Clearly he doesn’t know how jobs or bosses work.
Firing your boss is all a job is
it's a *m e t a s t a p h o r i c* duuudee
Stressful Star child well maybe he lives In Soviet Russia
Supreme Lobster metastophoric? Fucking what?
i'm sorry- a metastaphoric??
lol, the fact that he has a letter to parents on his website shows that it's literally targeted to kids
I watched that "thought leader" joke like 3 times and it made laugh every time!
That convo between Jake and the parent was absolutely hilarious.
that intro was top notch. imagine being a person who's never watched kurtis for this to be their first video.
jelly bunny i am a new viewer. i am impressed.
@@weewoo2306 sames lollllll
Lauren Drawbaugh welcome to kurtisland!!
Kurtis make you wanna subscribe twice
That's my first video and I have no clue of what's happening
Why is no one talking about how Jake said “fire your boss” like what?????
Fire your Co workers
Fire the owner
fire the company
Maybe Jake lives in Soviet Russie where you can actually fire your boss.
Meg Griffin
In Soviet Russia...
You fire the boss
7:19
I can’t stop laughing cause Flamingo’s character fits that definition, name, and outfit perfectly.
IKRR
at 15:53 i was half asleep and i was sure that i had either gone criminally insane or i had entered a lucid fever dream. My thoughts have not changed rewatching this later.
"Thought Leader" sounds straight out of a dsytopian novel.
an overworked student or a cult leader
@@alextheasparagus6675 yeah that too
Sounda like the Thought Police from 1984 by George Orwell.
straight outta oceania
I didn’t know I was joining a cult
Dude his speech is literally me giving a presentation in front of the whole class which i just prepared while the other classmates are giving theirs: I don’t know what i am saying but i make it seem like I’m convincing by articulating each word excessively
edwina lai
right lmfao as long as you say it with confidence and as if there’s a point behind it, you can get away w it😂
Michael Scott style
edwina lai pro gamer move 😎
With strong enough confidence, you can convince the audience _they're_ wrong
Im the 1k like!!
I swear Kurtis's videos are rotting my brain cells but I LITERALLY CAN'T STOP
The San Diego line is fromthe Will Farell movie "Anchorman". The Main character is trying to impress the lead lady by "citing interesting facts about San Diego" very confidrntly even though what he says is outrageous. Love that flick.
"our generation is better than this. we deserves better, we're smarter."
given we're the generation who made Jake Paul famous that's gonna be a big *doubt* from me
AHA omg you're so right
Well, we definitely played a part. But I think it's the generation after us that makes up most of his actual fanbase.
_x pressing intensifies_
I read this comment exactly when he said it and im quite satisfied
You're gonna have to specify which generation you are because as a millennial I need it specified that the ZOOMERS made jake paul possible. But if you wanna get technical it's the gen x ers who hired him at disney so
jake paul in that promo: “we live in a society”
J Sera get a load of this society
He’s like: eww society! Leave it
Billy gene stole that San Deigo thing from the anchorman
It's called making a reference
My goodness, that Mark Lack part has me laughing for over 10 minutes now😂
"We deserve better, we're smarter" I work from 9 to 5 as a secretary and I love my job. I have regular hours and salary, I bought an apartment when I was 25 thanks to my boring stable job. Kinda bums me out when some people talk about normal jobs like it's something you settle for because you're just not good enough to make it as a social media influencer, dancer, singer etc.
i’m in college and i can’t wait to be working my 9-5 job. i would never wanna be an influencer and i think most people my age would agree with me. i just want a normal job with a family, living in a normal sized house in my home town where my parents and siblings are🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
And that's the tea sis ☕☕☕
Wouldn’t you rather get paid to do what you love? To have the freedom to work when you want and travel? Or never have to worry about not having enough money? You can turn any passion into a business.
I became a teacher for the love of it, and I’m glad I did, but also sometimes I look at a 9-5 job where you have like a less broad set of tasks and more stability (depending on your state, teaching isn’t as bulletproof a position as you might think) and also lower stakes if you aren’t just amazing at your job with envy. Sometimes something “normal” and “boring” sounds so nice, since your life wouldn’t have to fully revolve around it.
mrpromotionchance What if your passion simply doesn’t make you a lot of money? What if you love living in your place of birth? What if you realized that never worrying about money is an unrealistic goal that very few people ever achieve because we live in a capitalist economy (no shade to capitalism I personally support a capitalism/ socialism blended economy) in which flux is inherent and affects nearly all industries?
"Quit your job and fire your boss"
Fire your boss.
How, my dude?
That's not how that works
"Not with that attitude!!" ~Jake Paul, probably
Lou
Jake Paul probably just doesn't have enough brain cells to think about how everything works, such as work and school
Yeah you don’t hire your boss to tell you to make a spreadsheet my guy.
The fact that Kurtis is the most successful TH-camr within the FFM is just so beautifully poetic
His commercial literally looks like one of the commercials when you watch the channel that has like jerry springer and steve wilkos. You know what im talking about? Like the one for like Devry university or whatever. You know like real tacky and lots of montages of frustrated people. Lolz
The talking chair part could’ve been part of a Neil Breen movie
I mean, yeah
Ugge Ugge it gave breen vibes
21:42 Is kurtis using a background photo of a Neil Breen movie?
@@majorodriguez3886 FINALLY SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT
That's clearly his biggest cinematic influence.
i hope kurtis never stops doing the extra greeting and saying "folks" because i think at this point i got some sort of pavlovian conditioning that makes my brain release serotonin whenever i hear that
*salivates at sight of new upload* gotta get that CONDITIONED STIMULUS
all this pavlov talk is so weirdly timed because i just learned about it more in depth today in my psychology class.
I literally subscribed so the extra greeting would apply to me
SAME
I’m literally in an advanced psych course in college about behavior principles so yeah this is my ish 😂
Thank you for actually editing your videos like you care about your viewers
Hope boss man is somewhere way out there doing great things
jake paul fan: i don’t have twenty dollars :(
jake: just have twenty dollars!!!!
JUST STEAL 20 DOLLARS
Your profile pic is *chef’s kiss* BEAUTIFUL 😭
jake paul: have you tried not being poor?
Hella BomBella Elleira thanks i edited it 😎
jake paul fan: i have anxiety :(
jake paul: then just... don't!!!!
“our generation” like he isn’t a thirty year old talking to a bunch of twelve year olds
Fact
He’s 23
@@conphideinme still not the same generation
@@chrismiddleton6962 generation z is from 96 to 2012
@@donmon808 your right, I stand corrected. But either way he seems so out of touch with this generation that he just seems older, like he has no clue of any of the problems that this generation actually faces since he got lucky at 15 and became internet famous he thinks everybody can do the same thing
I think that video opening is one of my favorites from you, I laugh so much every time I watch this fbdjfjgkhg
“It enables you to be able to do something” always makes me laugh.
I'm sorry but every time someone says "thought leader" my brain goes: "thot leader"
Welcome to the thotocracy, motherf*ckers!
better tbh
Well you wouldn't be wrong
I am the leader of the Thot troops....and Ohhhh boy the things we'll do for a dollar
I’d love to be the leader of all thots. What a title that’d be
whenever kurtis has those skit arguments with himself i always feel so bad for the sad kurtis
He’s just chilling and Mean Kurtis comes and poopies on him :(((
Kurtis is hella creative with his jokes and I’m loving it
i can't believe jake paul considers himself more important and expensive than netflix
He also said he's more influential than the Kardashians
The intro is like a goddamn fever dream wtf kurtis
It's goddamn chaotic
I was about to comment this
@@retardwithfas3745 oh god
Hahaha
David Greenleaf that chair was def horny
"wife doesn't let go"
Wife is a an actual sloth
Don't diss the sloth community like that 😷
sloths do be vibin doe
Woman Love Sloth Lesbian Rights!!
Wife is wife no matter who you are 🙄🙄🙄
15:10
That's the same alarm that plays at work when we get activated to go on a rescue (first responder here) and it made me jump up from my seat and go get the ambulance. Now I know why I shouldn't watch your videos at work.
That chair scene was given me some ed vibes from good burger and he was asleep and then burgers was making him fly, flying around his head n shit😂😂😂😂