I Enrolled In Jake Paul's Business School

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  • @fenbyrat
    @fenbyrat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12245

    "they say we're entitled and lazy."
    no Jake they say YOU are and they aren't wrong.

    • @grahamturner2640
      @grahamturner2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      stinky rat kid Jake does have to “work” a lot to keep his position on TH-cam.

    • @thehazardousenviorment7885
      @thehazardousenviorment7885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@grahamturner2640 so hes a shit ass

    • @BillClinton228
      @BillClinton228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Successful people don't sell courses. You don't see Warren Buffet selling "secrets to getting rich quick", people who sell these kinds of courses arent very successful to begin with. Jake Paul isn't making as much money as he used to, that's why he's constantly coming up with these schemes.

    • @hayakaki2442
      @hayakaki2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Antenna Wilde e

    • @arjunarun3033
      @arjunarun3033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kartik they flaunt with their stocks

  • @GoldenJayTime
    @GoldenJayTime 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9489

    "quit school, quit your job" is just straight up something cults tell you to do. this is uncomfortable for so many reasons.

    • @adri5333
      @adri5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      It’s not a cult it’s just a scam

    • @brookeb2227
      @brookeb2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      Reminds me of Amway. My college roommates were in Amway, aka pyramid scheme and very much a cult. And there were a lot of people telling my roommates to drop out of school. One of them got very sick, like in and out of the hospital having surgery sick. She decided that something in her life needed to go so she could continue seeing doctors, while also continuing her masters, and her job as a TA. Her upline kept telling her to drop out, then switched to telling her she didn’t really need to go to the doctor. They did a lot of weird culty things. But the quitting their jobs, quitting school, thing was thrown around A LOT.

    • @cronky802
      @cronky802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      “Thought leader” like wtf

    • @loveisinfinite1997
      @loveisinfinite1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I fired my boss as Father Jake hath wanted and now I am without employment, but it's ok I'm sure the money will come flowing in soon :^D

    • @megrae9022
      @megrae9022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes I noticed that! I literally paused the video and took a moment when he said that.

  • @unicornalq11
    @unicornalq11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8459

    The implication that Jake thinks he’s smarter than people who’ve actually had an education...

    • @OkayJournayDay
      @OkayJournayDay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If your goal is to have a lot of money then he is smarter. If you think about Overall intelligence then ofc not

    • @Jack-rk7jc
      @Jack-rk7jc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      @@OkayJournayDay I mean he makes videos for children. It doesn't take a genius to know they're the biggest demographic, therefore the most profitable. It's the way the movie industry has been for years, and a large portion of the entertainment industry in general.
      He should be grateful for whoever took him out of Ohio and got him on Disney. That could have happened to any white-bread kid from middle-America with mild good looks. So it's a combination of luck and someone else's good business decisions that led him where he is today. Which is scraping the bottom of the barrel, ethically and artistically.
      If he was smart, he would've just stayed on Disney until a better project came up to propel him. Either that or he could've done the same thing he's doing now, but instead of being an asshole and a bad example to kids across the nation, he could be setting a good example, even if it's fake and not who he is. He's already choked out his morals, so he'd benefit more from portraying a positive, chill or fun role model for kids. That way he'd get way more brand deals and he'd easily make friends with the big brands and rub shoulders with industry giants by now. He'd be everywhere, brands would be fighting over getting him on their products and ads. Which is why you probably saw him everywhere more like 3 years ago when he was still that guy and still working for disney. I remember seeing some of his modeling photos on the back of a menu at downtown Disney around 2017 lol instead he took bieber and miley's career path and sped it up by x10

    • @luwaki
      @luwaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      unicornalq11 the thing is i wouldnt define intelligence over how much you know, but more about how good you are at learning and adapting to things, intelligence is more the ability to gain knowledge than the knowlegde itself, but i also dont think that jake has a lot of that ability tbh

    • @Salmonella_18
      @Salmonella_18 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The audacity*

    • @winterbonnie7500
      @winterbonnie7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OkayJournayDay not really since jake had a machine behind here from jump.if he had done all this alone,then maybe he could have a class but thats not the case

  • @Nick-lz5lx
    @Nick-lz5lx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1097

    Jake genuinely triggers me. Like I can’t even look at him without feeling anger, dread, and disgust. He looks and acts just like some of the people who bullied me in high school. And to know how successful he is, and how much of an influence he has, scares the shit out of me.

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      just be glad that even if you are not as famous or "successful" as him. you know there are people liked you for who you are. jake lives in the moment where still people go with him because he is still clawing for relevancy but when all of that runs out, he will know that nobody liked him for who he was. his lifestyle is the only reason that people even admire him.

    • @delusion5867
      @delusion5867 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@farlonmuentes6004 jake paul is a master manipulator too. Why do you think he's good at selling shit to kids?

    • @marvinkem3201
      @marvinkem3201 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He actually was a bully in high school.

    • @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack
      @neckbackcripplinganxietyattack ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@marvinkem3201 doesn’t surprise me lol

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fr he definetly gives me those vibes and there's such a sense of entitlement from him and I don't just mean because of his TH-cam success, he seems likes he was very privileged and middle-class entitled before he even started TH-cam. I'm British but to me he looks exactly like what a Trump supporter and I can't help but think this every time I look at him

  • @Hitchcock00Starlet
    @Hitchcock00Starlet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    Hey, so a "movement" with a paywall isn't a movement, it's a scam.

    • @isabelgonzalez4662
      @isabelgonzalez4662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Hitchcock00Starlet maybe we can get some Movement Marler Boss babes or Huns trying to show you a new opportunity for financial freedom all from the Internet

    • @TelkaP
      @TelkaP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@isabelgonzalez4662 that would be the most interesting and terrifying cross-collab.

  • @jackhumann8270
    @jackhumann8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7249

    “Why are there rich 20 year olds and broke 40 year olds,” cause some people have the integrity not to take advantage of children jake.

    • @mikegarcia339
      @mikegarcia339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      that intro was top notch. imagine being a person who's never watched kurtis for this to be their first video.

    • @chrisgomez860
      @chrisgomez860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      👍👍

    • @carolinepage4830
      @carolinepage4830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmfao lmfao im dying 💀

    • @shikadragon
      @shikadragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      PERIOD

    • @xilitla.
      @xilitla. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Fen Vulpeus lichrally !!!

  • @maddietaylor7748
    @maddietaylor7748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3245

    “Are your parents happy are they living the life they wanted?” Um yes? They have a farm to retire to in less than five years and still love their jobs 🤷🏻‍♀️ not everyone who isn’t famous hates their life sir

    • @leahdavis9434
      @leahdavis9434 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Money increases happiness up to the point that you can afford the things you need and don't have to break yourself to save for the things you want and then it rapidly decreases the more you have after that.

    • @buzzbee4874
      @buzzbee4874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Leah Davis Money can help you gain happiness but money doesn’t = happiness

    • @011mph
      @011mph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @indp. iv exactly. There's been numerous psychology studies that show that money can increase happiness only to a certain point. Like if your money brings you out of poverty then of course it can make you happier, but after making a certain income, it no longer has an affect on happiness.

    • @IamLegendAnon
      @IamLegendAnon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, the only disappointment in my parents' lives is me.

    • @Delta806
      @Delta806 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@leahdavis9434can’t confirm but I remember hearing somewhere that the amount is around $200,000-$240,000

  • @calvinhache6307
    @calvinhache6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1741

    The worst part is Jake Paul assumes everyone goes to college/university to get a job. I study at university because I am passionate about what I'm learning.

    • @sahafchowdhury308
      @sahafchowdhury308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      i doubt jake paul knows much about learning 😭😭

    • @Heather-ip8sd
      @Heather-ip8sd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@sahafchowdhury308 fr

    • @aurora610
      @aurora610 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      What are u learning?:)

    • @goldenwolfae
      @goldenwolfae ปีที่แล้ว +43

      over the years he looks like he hates his life and career but realistically he cant do anything else so that's why its so difficult to understand for him

    • @nopenotatall397
      @nopenotatall397 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hell yeah!!

  • @DrNJ-km3tt
    @DrNJ-km3tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5490

    I'm 100% sure Jake Paul was the Nigerian Prince that used to email me

    • @toripayne1802
      @toripayne1802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I haven’t laughed at a comment so hard in such a long time lol this was good

    • @mamakbear1154
      @mamakbear1154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      How do I retweet a TH-cam comment

    • @amy1799
      @amy1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He’s the Nigerian Princess that Michael Scott was paying for

    • @wuestion9473
      @wuestion9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      indp. iv :/

    • @DrNJ-km3tt
      @DrNJ-km3tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @indp. iv thank you

  • @polkadotgum
    @polkadotgum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16142

    should've titled this video as "I Joined Jake Paul's Business School So Drew Gooden Doesn't Have To"

    • @realitymuzic357
      @realitymuzic357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      Hidayah you mean Danny?

    • @ngocto3290
      @ngocto3290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      Watch him do it anyway

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      SalvatoreBallistics you mean Denny?

    • @norceenhamdi
      @norceenhamdi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@bellaelleira nah he definitely means Danny.

    • @J_U_N
      @J_U_N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@bellaelleira You mean Zayden Longzan?

  • @thishappenstobehere
    @thishappenstobehere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7889

    Jake Paul, having achieved success at a young age, is immensely disconnected from the working class (the parents of his viewers) and is still stuck in that high school mindset of dunking on teachers and people with 9-5 jobs. I'd like to see him work a 9-5 lol

    • @Magy09able
      @Magy09able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      He'd be insuffarable. I bet when he was kicked out from Disney he said that he "went to achieve his passion projects".

    • @Jkjoannaki
      @Jkjoannaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not really. Shitting on low paying with little to no insurance slave jobs isn't "not understanding the working class" you capitalistic pig. With ai we could actually have a system where people don't have to be slaves for basic needs, food and mediocre health care. But ofc such thing doesn't benefit the geographic division of the world into separate countries, nor capitalistic corporations. It only benefits the working class and people in poverty. But who gives a shit about that right? Some people are fine with their jobs, so that means that the situation is perfectly fine. Just like people used to be fine with 12-18 hour jobs and didn't agree with the may first revolution. There were people in the working class thinking this revolution was done by entitled shits who "don't know what the actual working class needs" too.

    • @Jkjoannaki
      @Jkjoannaki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Jake Paul obviously doesn't really care about people, however the statements were 100% correct. Judging the statements is different than judging him for saying things he doesn't truly believe

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      @Idontknow Wholam Why did you call them a capitalistic pig, just to go on some inane rant about something you obviously have surface-level knowledge of? You realize the best way to convince someone that their current system is flawed isn't by childishly insulting them, right?

    • @SleeperGuy23
      @SleeperGuy23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hecking Bamboozled actually I don’t know about that. The best way is to make them realize the different contradictions of the system and it’s harm to the majority of people.

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    The correct attitude toward college in my mind is that it is absolutely necessary for some professions, but it is not absolutely necessary to attend college to have a comfortable life.
    Don't get me wrong - the US needs a major reform in our education system from the ground up at every grade level, but being blanket anti-college is just stupid.

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you think US education system needs reform you should take a look at Indian education system. I can rant about it all day long.

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vibepolice499 yes but it does make it relatively better

    • @medinirajan5702
      @medinirajan5702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@shivanipathak5380 As an Indian, the Indian education system sucks, but the American one is definitely worse. The good ones are Sweden, Norway etc.

    • @futurehofer1564
      @futurehofer1564 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean people do things like anthropology and expect to make money like....nah fam

    • @nottobetakenseriousjustjok6308
      @nottobetakenseriousjustjok6308 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@futurehofer1564 You can make alot of money from Anthropology though. And it's interesting too.

  • @maab9446
    @maab9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3738

    y’all know this was a scam meant for kids when he has a whole aSS LETTER FOR PARENTS SECTION💀💀

    • @appleglassjuice11
      @appleglassjuice11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      This comment fits your pfp so well

    • @tiffymarie0305
      @tiffymarie0305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He didn't even need to have to scam the kids cuz the TH-cam commenters are doing it themselves🤣🤣

    • @lifeoftalise4390
      @lifeoftalise4390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, well I know it is

  • @user-qz4bn2ui5t
    @user-qz4bn2ui5t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15881

    “Go to college! Get a job! Retire at 65! How’s that working out for us?”
    I don’t know Jake I’m 9 years old.

    • @parasuicidaldaughter
      @parasuicidaldaughter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      xD

    • @noahismail3884
      @noahismail3884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      hahaha

    • @ahmedshousha1958
      @ahmedshousha1958 4 ปีที่แล้ว +207

      That's got to be the funniest comment I have seen in a long while

    • @user-yp1dy2iq5j
      @user-yp1dy2iq5j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      yeah, I'm 10. I'm just trying to do good in math right now

    • @QueerAndHunger
      @QueerAndHunger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +213

      I dunno Jake, I'm an eldritch abomination from the firey depths of Hell.

  • @kaitlynfulmore6402
    @kaitlynfulmore6402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3228

    the extra greeting just hits different when you’re feeling down

    • @ajones2367
      @ajones2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Kaitlyn Fulmore I’m having the worst day of my life and that extra greeting made my heart go Z O O M 🤸🏾‍♀️

    • @mariamkhaled2649
      @mariamkhaled2649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      sth just doesn't feel right this year

    • @kaitlyn9213
      @kaitlyn9213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Em this is irrelevant but I've never seen someone with the same spelling as me 😂

    • @slowyourroll1146
      @slowyourroll1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm on my period and it makes ne feel so happy to watch a Kurtis vid 🥰

    • @kayladenette5872
      @kayladenette5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For real it legit makes me smile like every time

  • @Alicia19652
    @Alicia19652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Jake Paul didn’t even earn the fame himself, he got all of that from his brother. His brother happened to get famous on the vine by luck and Jake Paul happened to be his brother so that’s the only reason why he’s even famous.

    • @kalreynolds5829
      @kalreynolds5829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And then JP also managed to get a contract with Disney for one of their cheap crap teen shows, which he also managed to get himself fired off of.

    • @pandabear8862
      @pandabear8862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We also have that in Brazil. Which is the case with Felipe and Luccas Neto. Felipe was gaining a crap ton of fame, which he deserved, he had a style that was preety close to Kurtis' with the commentary videos and then his brother started a TH-cam channel that also gained a lot of fame. I'm not saying his brother is untalented today, because he has like 7 kids movies on Netflix, a load of toys and merch in circulation, and is one of the biggest names in Brazilian kid's TH-cam, but in the beginning of his channel, it was preety crappy. Now the both of them have a couple of the highest subscription counts in the world, and Felipe was on the new york times' 100 most influential people in the world. Anyway, I just like sharing random Brazilian trivia

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@kalreynolds5829 imagine being fired from a show that nobody watches and what's worse is he's not even the lead actor in it.

    • @kalreynolds5829
      @kalreynolds5829 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@farlonmuentes6004 Truly a spectacular performance. That's why they're such scum with their fake course nonsense, they're failing upwards. They already had money, they came from money, that's how they get more of it. Getting dropped by DIsney doesn't matter, because they already had money. And they got that money from having money.
      Thank god we were spared a Paul going full Ariana Grande and actually becoming a success off of Disney. For once, I feel I don't live in the darkest timeline.

  • @AlmostAlice
    @AlmostAlice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3968

    He sounds like someone from your high school 40 years later trying to sell you a pyramid scheme over facebook

    • @jiya5445
      @jiya5445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      It’s me. I’m “he”

    • @Saibellus
      @Saibellus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Jake Paul has a huge ego, and it doesn't permit him to admit that he got famous on pure chance or that he makes content for 8 year olds. He keeps trying to make these unsuccessful "business" moves that are about 15 years out of his demographic age range, and they have to be costing him money when you consider effort/time/getting websites coded/graphic design/etc etc vs his more popular videos. And yet he keeps trying! He just cannot accept that he isn't a psychological genius that cracked the success code, and that his child fand give zero shits about it.

    • @Hi-dx5jt
      @Hi-dx5jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Saibellus um yah…so many youtubers have pointed this out…..nice discovery

    • @ranniwolves
      @ranniwolves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Hi-dx5jt u realize that comment is over a year old bruh

    • @Hi-dx5jt
      @Hi-dx5jt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ranniwolves mmmmmmmm

  • @brithany2022
    @brithany2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5864

    Therapist: the kurtis chair doesn't exist.
    The kurtis chair:

    • @AnnastaciaC
      @AnnastaciaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      "Sit that handsome ass on my face and talk to a camera"

    • @rzwaida6839
      @rzwaida6839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      My mum thought I was watching porn

    • @rocio7450
      @rocio7450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *T H E K U R T A I S*

    • @brithany2022
      @brithany2022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rocio7450 lmao i didnt even notice thank you 😂

    • @leigha.3098
      @leigha.3098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I feel honored that I was here for both “kurtais” and “kurtis”

  • @emilyb.8219
    @emilyb.8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8085

    I'm so glad Jake Paul, who dropped out of high school, is telling college graduates what's wrong with our lives. Definitely the most qualified person to give advice on this topic!

    • @syahznni
      @syahznni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lmfao 😂

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I’m not a fan but he is a millionaire

    • @josephthegod3514
      @josephthegod3514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And is more successful than probably 98% of college graduates

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      @@josephthegod3514 If your only measurement of success is wealth, sure, though 98% is a gross exaggeration. Let's see how longterm his success is.

    • @katies5356
      @katies5356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Joseph Vernon thats such a lie omfg

  • @katemiller3796
    @katemiller3796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    Being an influencer isn’t an essential “job”. If you are lucky (and YES luck is a BIG PART OF IT), you can make a living. But it sucks that Jake Paul is just trashing on valuable careers. YES, our college debt is crazy high, and we do need to solve that problem and the other financial problems that our generation has inherited. But the solution isn’t to just stop pursuing those careers. While in a perfect world we would all be doing careers that we absolutely love doing 100% of the time and making a shit ton of money, life isn’t like that. We need people to do the 9-5 jobs. And we need to value and show appreciation to the workers who do what society considers “low skill” like fast food employees and retail workers. Those are some of the hardest and least paid jobs that are absolutely essential to a productive society

    • @M00NH4X
      @M00NH4X 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Beautifully said

  • @vurity399
    @vurity399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3157

    “Quit your job and *fire your boss* “
    ... Jake I don’t thi-.. I don’t think that’s how it works.

    • @Tanner_Shelton
      @Tanner_Shelton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      Move out of your house and convict your parents

    • @gracieisokay6879
      @gracieisokay6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

      @@Tanner_Shelton escape jail and arrest the guard

    • @Tanner_Shelton
      @Tanner_Shelton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@van-hieuvo8208 I know what I said

    • @SotonskaTamburica
      @SotonskaTamburica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I CANT DEAL THIS SENT ME

    • @Bobby_Duggy94
      @Bobby_Duggy94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Take a shit and flush your ass.

  • @michelle21617
    @michelle21617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7595

    Just quoting Noel Miller here:
    “MOST PEOPLE CAN’T AFFORD TO BE THIS DELUSIONAL!!!!!”

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +333

      michelle21617 Hahahaha I love Noel. My favorite thing he’s said about Jake Paul is when he was talking about Jake Paul’s teacher diss song and Jake Paul says: “Why can’t you teach us something we can use? Like how to drive a Lambo.”
      And Noel goes: “Yeah why can’t you teach us hyper obscure knowledge about the one percent?”

    • @angie-pk4jq
      @angie-pk4jq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I read this as nick Miller from new girl 🤪😳

    • @isaaccoughlan9365
      @isaaccoughlan9365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Always appreciate a Noel Miller quote

    • @gs2656
      @gs2656 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Noel Miller’s words are my bible

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@angie-pk4jq Sounds like something he would say.

  • @ellamills5716
    @ellamills5716 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3586

    Billie Gene is not my lover
    He’s just a guy who’s tryna scam me for 400 bucks

    • @catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815
      @catscoffeebookslesbianuwu5815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Who said I am the thought leader...
      Who should quit college and watch Jake Paul.
      Billy Gene is not a con artist. He's just a dude with a really cool naaaame.

    • @felixsubakti6907
      @felixsubakti6907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      But the DREAMSSSSSS NOT MY STYLE

    • @jasira2142
      @jasira2142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      am i the only one who sang it-

    • @nickirkland1347
      @nickirkland1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ngl I read "billy gene is marketing" in tune with the song

    • @Nana_nanaiscool
      @Nana_nanaiscool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hee hee

  • @jupiteristhecoolest
    @jupiteristhecoolest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I’m gonna need a fanfic about Kurtis and that chair

    • @dahyun1036
      @dahyun1036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @soapthesoap
      @soapthesoap 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Me, someone who has never written any sort of fanfic: *seriously contemplates writing a short story about this*

    • @jupiteristhecoolest
      @jupiteristhecoolest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@soapthesoap do ittttt

    • @gallezya
      @gallezya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      thinking of shocking my 70 wattpad followers (even tho i restart my whole acc lol) who only knows me bcs of my serious bl ff with kurtis x chair satire ff...

    • @koiifsh
      @koiifsh ปีที่แล้ว +22

      kurtis always felt tied to his chair. this made sense, since he was a youtuber- a lot of his time was spent in this chair, filming, scriptwriting, editing -it was part of his job to sit in this chair.
      this is also true for many other people. many jobs involve sitting still for extended periods of time, and kurtis was glad that he knew for sure that there would always be some people who related to this part of his life.
      perhaps less relatable, however, was the fact that this chair talked.
      kurtis supposed the chair was infatuated with him, for a reason known by no one except the chair itself.
      when he was away, its voice haunted his thoughts, constantly asking, begging to be sat on.
      needless to say, it was off-putting. he tried his best to ignore it at first. as that proved to be increasingly difficult, he would then start to strike up conversation with the chair. this, however, always resulted in a confusing and unpleasant experience. kurtis learned things he knew he was never meant to learn.
      as you can imagine, he soon became tired of this chair.
      one night, while all the world was quiet and the sky appeared as deep as the ocean, he dragged the chair out of his house, wrapped and tied up inside a large garbage bag, and drove away with it as far as he could.
      he dropped it off on the side of a road somewhere he was glad he didn't remember.

  • @jesussaves6625
    @jesussaves6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3387

    I love how he starts with "They call us entitled and lazy?!" and then finishes his speech with "Our generation DESERVES to have a lot of money without a lot of work!"

    • @winterzealot
      @winterzealot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      Didn’t even notice that. Good and fine and hilarious observation, thank you

    • @zoelavenderlilypad7863
      @zoelavenderlilypad7863 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Its because he's a fucking hs dropout he literally is entitled and lazy and thinks he deserves everything

    • @tor4472
      @tor4472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@zoelavenderlilypad7863 He's an asshole, and you can be upset that you've done everything right but people still give him money, fame everything he wants. You need to break the rules, I'd much rather have his job haha

    • @theincrediblebreeb3030
      @theincrediblebreeb3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Right? People like him are why they call us that lmao

    • @blackwolfrules56
      @blackwolfrules56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Well we do, just as the next generation deserves even more than that and so on.

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6354

    jake paul is going to be that 30something guy who pretends he’s still a relatable teen, scamming children so that he doesn’t have to acknowledge the failures of his life

    • @tree8210
      @tree8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      he's 23, it's already happening i-

    • @bsmith7
      @bsmith7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      You mean Onision?? Lol

    • @despicablyawesome
      @despicablyawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      aspen ahmed 23 is really not that old yet lol, we’re both technically still the same generation as his fans (gen z). it’s when gen alpha grows up....

    • @despicablyawesome
      @despicablyawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brigid Smith lmao you’re _right_

    • @teav5857
      @teav5857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don’t think he’s a failure given his wealth and success...

  • @ThungStudios
    @ThungStudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1582

    nothing says "freedom movement" like being required to pay someone $20 a month to be a part of it

  • @justjulie1113
    @justjulie1113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    8:42 personal timestamp cuz this gets me everytine

  • @ac4601
    @ac4601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3681

    really telling that he has a “letter to parents” and his entire marketing strategy is based on the assumption that the people buying into this course will all be young enough to need their parents permission.

    • @stephanieg9004
      @stephanieg9004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I'm wondering if this was before or after he went on the creepy uncle of TH-cam's video and said he doesn't manipulate children

    • @pongo1342
      @pongo1342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@stephanieg9004 what are you on about

    • @pilar8323
      @pilar8323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pongo1342 I think the creepy uncle is Shane Dawson

  • @lexi5345
    @lexi5345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4561

    “Quit your job and *fire your boss”*
    F I R E Y O U R B O S S

    • @irritation_at_the_nightclu1016
      @irritation_at_the_nightclu1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      F I R E T H E M

    • @shronkler1994
      @shronkler1994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +364

      CANT FIRE THEM FROM THEIR JOB? S E T T H E M O N F I R E

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Say that again but *slower.*

    • @anonuser5632
      @anonuser5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      fire him out of the company or does he mean actually *fire* his boss? Like literally burn him with a blowtorch?

    • @arandomuser9459
      @arandomuser9459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      • c i n n a m o n •
      The questions that we need answered but will forever go unanswered

  • @ohhfree5952
    @ohhfree5952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    lol, the fact that he has a letter to parents on his website shows that it's literally targeted to kids

  • @a.peach.02
    @a.peach.02 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    i love how he said “how are there teens with millions of $ and broke 40-50 year olds” as if every teenager is a millionaire and every older person is broke and as if a lot of the teenagers who are millionaires didn’t get very lucky or get privilege from the older people in their lives

  • @kamkam1a334
    @kamkam1a334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9050

    It’s the fact he dropped out of hs, but tells 12 year olds college is useless...like, buddy u didn’t even make it to college.

    • @louloudaki_
      @louloudaki_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      right?! like he’s one of the few that has way more than enough money for it and he’s saying it’s dumb and bad like dude shut up

    • @kamkam1a334
      @kamkam1a334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      tHe moSt pRoffEssiOnaL mAn ?? I can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not

    • @Crochetems
      @Crochetems 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Unfortunately that's his point: he didn't need school and he's successful so why doesn't everyone else do it too?

    • @kamkam1a334
      @kamkam1a334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Eeeee Ik, he just doesn’t realize that he’s literally a grown ass adult telling preteens to drop out.

    • @SM-qv2om
      @SM-qv2om 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He just got lucky

  • @stupididiot5678
    @stupididiot5678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5562

    Why is nobody talking about how Jake said “fire your boss”? Clearly he doesn’t know how jobs or bosses work.

    • @JellyBB
      @JellyBB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Firing your boss is all a job is

    • @Supreme_Lobster
      @Supreme_Lobster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it's a *m e t a s t a p h o r i c* duuudee

    • @millennialsareallergictono6829
      @millennialsareallergictono6829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Stressful Star child well maybe he lives In Soviet Russia

    • @michaelgilpin2334
      @michaelgilpin2334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Supreme Lobster metastophoric? Fucking what?

    • @Maddie-fb5kg
      @Maddie-fb5kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      i'm sorry- a metastaphoric??

  • @annashaju4219
    @annashaju4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11643

    I’m waiting for Jake’s “Kurtis is a Bully“ video.

    • @silverjetplane
      @silverjetplane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

      Lol that'd be a great channel boost. And impossibly hilarious haha can u imagine

    • @ronvernicamarie6050
      @ronvernicamarie6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      HAHA YEEESSS!!! 😂

    • @yamoyams6625
      @yamoyams6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Just chow he did with Cody Ko

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      *has Vietnam Flashbacks*
      We all know how that went down

    • @FishCop22
      @FishCop22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The fact that he confronted someone who just got a fresh cut too lmao

  • @jeannethibaut4826
    @jeannethibaut4826 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The fact that I'm spending my life savings to go to college, and this dude just says that college is useless and I'm dumb for wanting this way in life is just... a wonderful feeling... (I'm not American so it's not as expensive as an american college tuition, kudos to you my fellow college kids, stay strong)

  • @naz4488
    @naz4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8041

    "Thought Leader" sounds straight out of a dsytopian novel.

    • @alextheasparagus6675
      @alextheasparagus6675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      an overworked student or a cult leader

    • @naz4488
      @naz4488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@alextheasparagus6675 yeah that too

    • @hail9794
      @hail9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +225

      Sounda like the Thought Police from 1984 by George Orwell.

    • @vamshidarisi8400
      @vamshidarisi8400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      straight outta oceania

    • @blandymcblanderson7745
      @blandymcblanderson7745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I didn’t know I was joining a cult

  • @AllLifeIsTravesty
    @AllLifeIsTravesty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2997

    "our generation is better than this. we deserves better, we're smarter."
    given we're the generation who made Jake Paul famous that's gonna be a big *doubt* from me

    • @harperreeson41
      @harperreeson41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AHA omg you're so right

    • @cosmosisrose
      @cosmosisrose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Well, we definitely played a part. But I think it's the generation after us that makes up most of his actual fanbase.

    • @evelynt9582
      @evelynt9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _x pressing intensifies_

    • @Mb-eg8co
      @Mb-eg8co 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I read this comment exactly when he said it and im quite satisfied

    • @BreeAngel143
      @BreeAngel143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're gonna have to specify which generation you are because as a millennial I need it specified that the ZOOMERS made jake paul possible. But if you wanna get technical it's the gen x ers who hired him at disney so

  • @Phd366
    @Phd366 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2176

    It's ironic how he says that "society demands us to whatever" but he is the one flexing his cars, etc to young people hahahaha he is ridiculous

    • @DevilManN111
      @DevilManN111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      But that doesn't fit the narrative Jake was trying to paint so ignore that, right?

    • @purpleactivist6810
      @purpleactivist6810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DevilManN111 what narrative? The dude is incoherent.

    • @tylerthedeleter
      @tylerthedeleter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@purpleactivist6810 yeah that's what he's saying

  • @mikaylaharcourt1042
    @mikaylaharcourt1042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    How does one fire their boss, Jake? How do we fire the person that hired us, Jake? How do we find someone to replace our boss, Jake?
    Jake? Jaaaake?

  • @SemiIocon
    @SemiIocon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    "He got fired from Disney, weird to put it onto your website" I guess it's just like when you have to beef up your application papers, so you list any and every job you ever had, no matter how it went.

    • @nevermindgaming6848
      @nevermindgaming6848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well I mean who doesn't want to work for Disney

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't think anybody wants to work at Disney anymore

    • @Not_Pie
      @Not_Pie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Dani Boy people unaware of Disney’s issues such as kids probably do. Can’t imagine anyone else would

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@daniboy4153 I would only work for Disney for the clout

  • @shaf2317
    @shaf2317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10228

    that intro was top notch. imagine being a person who's never watched kurtis for this to be their first video.

    • @weewoo2306
      @weewoo2306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      jelly bunny i am a new viewer. i am impressed.

    • @ImNotTheOriginal
      @ImNotTheOriginal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@weewoo2306 sames lollllll

    • @yamoyams6625
      @yamoyams6625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Lauren Drawbaugh welcome to kurtisland!!

    • @janemccarthy1848
      @janemccarthy1848 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Kurtis make you wanna subscribe twice

    • @izabella4823
      @izabella4823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      That's my first video and I have no clue of what's happening

  • @wienieboi7287
    @wienieboi7287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7421

    You’d literally be paying $20 a month for the basic tips you see in a loading screen

    • @sharkprisoner1909
      @sharkprisoner1909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      iNsErTiNg ThE gAmE DiSc ReSuLtS In ThE gAmE BeGiNiNg

    • @nebula2578
      @nebula2578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +199

      @@orbeezeater aMmO aLlOwS yOu tO sHoOt pLaYeRs

    • @kroseandpen4671
      @kroseandpen4671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      CoLeCt CaSh AnD bE tHe FiRsT tO 1 MiLliOn

    • @CrazyGuyoftheWest
      @CrazyGuyoftheWest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@kroseandpen4671 pReSsINg BuTt0ns doEs ThINgs

    • @Merpsicles
      @Merpsicles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      My personal favorite from Overwatch: Try to die

  • @Aleezakq
    @Aleezakq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Jake seems like the kind of person where if you had to have a genuine conversation with, you'd just slowly wither away from how stupid he actually is.

    • @lil_cheef123
      @lil_cheef123 ปีที่แล้ว

      Naw as soon as he speaks, you turn into dust.

  • @ramyeonetond
    @ramyeonetond 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3132

    The intro is like a goddamn fever dream wtf kurtis

    • @lucian1985
      @lucian1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      It's goddamn chaotic

    • @cj3802
      @cj3802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was about to comment this

    • @froggyel
      @froggyel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@retardwithfas3745 oh god

    • @idoneakw9996
      @idoneakw9996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha

    • @cas6174
      @cas6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      David Greenleaf that chair was def horny

  • @RatKingShriggy
    @RatKingShriggy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5017

    i hope kurtis never stops doing the extra greeting and saying "folks" because i think at this point i got some sort of pavlovian conditioning that makes my brain release serotonin whenever i hear that

    • @emmask8er944
      @emmask8er944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      *salivates at sight of new upload* gotta get that CONDITIONED STIMULUS

    • @funkylittlenumbers
      @funkylittlenumbers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      all this pavlov talk is so weirdly timed because i just learned about it more in depth today in my psychology class.

    • @elliesteller499
      @elliesteller499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I literally subscribed so the extra greeting would apply to me

    • @laurenvictoria7681
      @laurenvictoria7681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SAME

    • @emmask8er944
      @emmask8er944 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m literally in an advanced psych course in college about behavior principles so yeah this is my ish 😂

  • @salem5646
    @salem5646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1907

    sorry can't spend the 7 dollars on express vpn, i need that money for jake paul's school

    • @jennas9033
      @jennas9033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You don't have any replies when you have over 1.7k likes, so I'm gonna fix that

    • @eliot92
      @eliot92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jen Seedling thanks for taking one for the team

    • @rach1793
      @rach1793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol same energy

  • @PolarisLance
    @PolarisLance 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Seeing him announcing his show dates at the beginning of this video broke my heart

    • @octoisgay
      @octoisgay 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yup :(

  • @chanelletaylor8413
    @chanelletaylor8413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6238

    Why is no one talking about how Jake said “fire your boss” like what?????

    • @acheesesandwich197
      @acheesesandwich197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      Fire your Co workers

    • @GirlDo3
      @GirlDo3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +294

      Fire the owner

    • @zakyra4150
      @zakyra4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      fire the company

    • @PeterGriffin11
      @PeterGriffin11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      Maybe Jake lives in Soviet Russie where you can actually fire your boss.

    • @phoenixchase9271
      @phoenixchase9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Meg Griffin
      In Soviet Russia...
      You fire the boss

  • @uggeugge2304
    @uggeugge2304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1894

    The talking chair part could’ve been part of a Neil Breen movie

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I mean, yeah

    • @beanus7394
      @beanus7394 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ugge Ugge it gave breen vibes

    • @majorodriguez3886
      @majorodriguez3886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      21:42 Is kurtis using a background photo of a Neil Breen movie?

    • @blueghost4769
      @blueghost4769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@majorodriguez3886 FINALLY SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT

    • @naoexistimos777
      @naoexistimos777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's clearly his biggest cinematic influence.

  • @karterstanton
    @karterstanton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3714

    wait this so is scary bruh imagine how many kids have this mindset now

    • @El1society
      @El1society 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      I‘m scared for this generation of kids tbh

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      (I’m talking about how school was before quarantine) Honestly it’s terrifying and it makes kids hold such entitlement that they shouldn’t hold like since I don’t hav a middle school I’m gonna be in 8th grade in a school with his demographic and being around them is so exhausting, they will constantly just call u a hater whenever u ask them to quiet down in a library or they just mock u and then ur always told that u should know better if u ask them more than once, they refuse anything from everyone by just calling them haters and it’s so stressful. Whenever u ask them what they want to be when they grow up the most responses I’ve gotten is youtuber and they always expect that their gonna be as big as Jake or someone like him and it’s almost crushing when u realize how much they’ve been manipulated by the internet, and how sometimes they wanna start a family just so they can be like the ace family (that’s an actual response I’ve gotten) it really sucks and I’m not saying “book good phone bad” What I’m saying is that children are so easily manipulated and they’re being toyed with by adults and they hav no idea and really that hurts

    • @jftemple44
      @jftemple44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@seaofbees783 it's not the most fun thing ever to be more mature than your classmates. It's a surefire way to feel like you don't fit in. Just remember that we all grow physically, emotionally, and intellectually differently. There are many of your younger classmates that will look back in 10 years and cringe just at the mention of Jake Paul, embarrassed that they watched a single video of his. I know I watched some cringey stuff at that age and TH-cam barely even existed when I was in middle school! So yes, some of your classmates will end up cringey, immature, and stunted. But once you exit school you have to deal with people like them less and less. It does get better. Not perfect, but better.

    • @seaofbees783
      @seaofbees783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      John Temple I’m not really talking about my classmates, I’m taking about the kindergartens that we talk to, the people that are being shaped into humans, also I never wanted to mature faster than kids my age, I wish I had a normal childhood but I didn’t and I can’t replace it so I had to grow up quickly to help myself

    • @jftemple44
      @jftemple44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@seaofbees783 I feel that. Concern about the younger generation is important. Just do your best to embody what maturity is to those kids and that's what you can do on your own. If you're not satisfied by that, teaching or working with kids might be a way to help even more. But as for your upbringing, you can't go back in time so use your unwanted maturity to your advantage. Dont waste it like I did enjoying your superiority complex until you realize you're a pretty average person.
      At the end of the day I just heard a lot of my younger self in your first comment and I said to you what I would have told my younger self if i had the chance. If you take my advice or not, best of luck to you in anything you decide to pursue :)

  • @annikam1272
    @annikam1272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Kurtis , as a San Diegan and film nerd i feel like you should be made aware that the “whale vagina” thing is from Anchorman and people feel the need to quote that to you every time you leave San Diego and tell people where you’re from.

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Wait I'm a native San Diegan and I've never heard this in my life ahaha. Thank you internet stranger for this new bit of knowledge.

  • @lou8391
    @lou8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    "Quit your job and fire your boss"
    Fire your boss.
    How, my dude?
    That's not how that works

    • @TheLethalIntrospectionCrew
      @TheLethalIntrospectionCrew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      "Not with that attitude!!" ~Jake Paul, probably

    • @squidny8920
      @squidny8920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lou
      Jake Paul probably just doesn't have enough brain cells to think about how everything works, such as work and school

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah you don’t hire your boss to tell you to make a spreadsheet my guy.

  • @riikkasaa
    @riikkasaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3187

    "We deserve better, we're smarter" I work from 9 to 5 as a secretary and I love my job. I have regular hours and salary, I bought an apartment when I was 25 thanks to my boring stable job. Kinda bums me out when some people talk about normal jobs like it's something you settle for because you're just not good enough to make it as a social media influencer, dancer, singer etc.

    • @bullymaguire9192
      @bullymaguire9192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      i’m in college and i can’t wait to be working my 9-5 job. i would never wanna be an influencer and i think most people my age would agree with me. i just want a normal job with a family, living in a normal sized house in my home town where my parents and siblings are🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      And that's the tea sis ☕☕☕

    • @mrpromotionchance
      @mrpromotionchance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wouldn’t you rather get paid to do what you love? To have the freedom to work when you want and travel? Or never have to worry about not having enough money? You can turn any passion into a business.

    • @averyeml
      @averyeml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      I became a teacher for the love of it, and I’m glad I did, but also sometimes I look at a 9-5 job where you have like a less broad set of tasks and more stability (depending on your state, teaching isn’t as bulletproof a position as you might think) and also lower stakes if you aren’t just amazing at your job with envy. Sometimes something “normal” and “boring” sounds so nice, since your life wouldn’t have to fully revolve around it.

    • @ginacuba3553
      @ginacuba3553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      mrpromotionchance What if your passion simply doesn’t make you a lot of money? What if you love living in your place of birth? What if you realized that never worrying about money is an unrealistic goal that very few people ever achieve because we live in a capitalist economy (no shade to capitalism I personally support a capitalism/ socialism blended economy) in which flux is inherent and affects nearly all industries?

  • @jsera1533
    @jsera1533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1155

    jake paul in that promo: “we live in a society”

  • @ehrenloudermilk1053
    @ehrenloudermilk1053 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Your skits have an almost surreal quality to them. I have absolutely no idea where they will head next and that is so damn refreshing.

  • @cypressd
    @cypressd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1664

    Dude his speech is literally me giving a presentation in front of the whole class which i just prepared while the other classmates are giving theirs: I don’t know what i am saying but i make it seem like I’m convincing by articulating each word excessively

    • @kaepiper
      @kaepiper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      edwina lai
      right lmfao as long as you say it with confidence and as if there’s a point behind it, you can get away w it😂

    • @rknisple
      @rknisple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Michael Scott style

    • @LINCOLN_LE_HOOD
      @LINCOLN_LE_HOOD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      edwina lai pro gamer move 😎

    • @kingayy9267
      @kingayy9267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      With strong enough confidence, you can convince the audience _they're_ wrong

    • @valhater9000
      @valhater9000 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im the 1k like!!

  • @stitchesandhockey
    @stitchesandhockey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    “Capitalism sucks, give me money and I tell you why”

    • @rhiannon8522
      @rhiannon8522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      sounds like every mlm ever

    • @FreshGirl3000
      @FreshGirl3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Daaaamn. That's a good quote though.

    • @tessa7463
      @tessa7463 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      rhiannon what’s an mlm?

    • @edaeunderthestairs
      @edaeunderthestairs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tessa7463 it means men love men. Wlw is women love women.

    • @knightogourd
      @knightogourd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      UnikornKitty The 3rd there are 2 meanings actually haha. One is Multi-Level Marketing, which is a scam, and Men Love Men which is what you're thinking

  • @blakekeiser4213
    @blakekeiser4213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1412

    Why does it feel so good when Kurtis laughs at his own jokes.....

  • @bl4z3d0ne
    @bl4z3d0ne ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Woooow. The 'Letter to Parents' is wild. Smh. Have kids guilt their parents into signing up for a scam. Another level of low.

  • @nicoleokpala1700
    @nicoleokpala1700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3065

    My sister was just like “isn’t he tired of saying that” and you immediately said “im not tired of saying that” lol

    • @zhnbt
      @zhnbt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Nicole Okpala and then everybody clapped

    • @marinkelepolo5530
      @marinkelepolo5530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Literally the same thing happened to me I was like I wonder if he gets tired of saying that and then I was like did he just read my mind lol

    • @brh.1892
      @brh.1892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zhnbt never gets old

    • @starr1i
      @starr1i 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bruh someone tweeted im so tired while i was reading this lmao

    • @kdimento337
      @kdimento337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahhh I smell cap

  • @stephanief5794
    @stephanief5794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10854

    “our generation” like he isn’t a thirty year old talking to a bunch of twelve year olds

    • @chrismiddleton6962
      @chrismiddleton6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Fact

    • @conphideinme
      @conphideinme 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      He’s 23

    • @chrismiddleton6962
      @chrismiddleton6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      @@conphideinme still not the same generation

    • @donmon808
      @donmon808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@chrismiddleton6962 generation z is from 96 to 2012

    • @chrismiddleton6962
      @chrismiddleton6962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +493

      @@donmon808 your right, I stand corrected. But either way he seems so out of touch with this generation that he just seems older, like he has no clue of any of the problems that this generation actually faces since he got lucky at 15 and became internet famous he thinks everybody can do the same thing

  • @alyssatangren6074
    @alyssatangren6074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5179

    is there even anyone here who hasn't seen drew's videos on team 1000? i just kinda assumed we're all the same audience supporting the holy trinity of drew, danny, and kurtis.

    • @beans7448
      @beans7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

      Name: Greg
      Location: Kurtis Town
      Gender: Guy

    • @autumnskye180
      @autumnskye180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      honestly

    • @gavinmcginnis2177
      @gavinmcginnis2177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I haven’t seen them

    • @redmuffler3186
      @redmuffler3186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      Trinity...? Danny and Drew are two different people ?

    • @stephanielance6025
      @stephanielance6025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Little stinkers

  • @jefferykennedy3655
    @jefferykennedy3655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    you’re right. i shouldn’t bd going to college. i’m just going to walk into an Elementary school and demand a teaching job.

  • @adrianna658
    @adrianna658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3933

    Me: *studying so hard to become a surgeon*
    Jake: quit your school.
    I felt like I just got slapped on the face.

    • @jameskilgour387
      @jameskilgour387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      Don't you get it? You've just got to start operating on people, you don't need a degree.

    • @adrianna658
      @adrianna658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

      @@jameskilgour387 you're right, I don't need a fucking useless degree (¬_¬)

    • @takeyat8840
      @takeyat8840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      Adrianna girl you don’t. Go fire your boss and join us

    • @Vyansya
      @Vyansya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Im a medstud too, i think im gonna drop out, Jake rly changing my mind here wow

    • @charlulu
      @charlulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I hope you successfully become a surgeon! Good luck :3

  • @rainofstars00
    @rainofstars00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1567

    I'm sorry but every time someone says "thought leader" my brain goes: "thot leader"

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Welcome to the thotocracy, motherf*ckers!

    • @MagisterialVoyager
      @MagisterialVoyager 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      better tbh

    • @ReliableTheory
      @ReliableTheory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you wouldn't be wrong

    • @-Manky
      @-Manky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am the leader of the Thot troops....and Ohhhh boy the things we'll do for a dollar

    • @hollyx5772
      @hollyx5772 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’d love to be the leader of all thots. What a title that’d be

  • @jericakez6813
    @jericakez6813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1760

    “Billy gene is not my son” in the searches 😂😂

    • @xavier-hm7ju
      @xavier-hm7ju 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      He's just a guy who claims that I am the one

    • @tperez210
      @tperez210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the kid is not my son

    • @FishCop22
      @FishCop22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      “For forty days and forty nights
      The law was on her side...”

    • @turnoffautoplay
      @turnoffautoplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Billy Gene, is not my lover...she’s just a girl, but she said “I am the one”...but the kid is not my son.

    • @hc2894
      @hc2894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene

  • @Meatle.
    @Meatle. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Queen's concert"
    Yeah, knebworth stadium 1986 really inspired my blog about my face.

  • @eveoairo
    @eveoairo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1159

    I’m actually going to send the “Letter To Parents” to my parents and see their reactions, I’ll update if I get a reaction from them.
    Update: My Mom replied “Do you seriously want to do this?”
    Then when I sent her the link she realized it was Jake Paul and said “lol, is he also teaching people how to be assholes?”

    • @marcar19
      @marcar19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hi, Ieaving a comment so I'll be notified when you update

    • @brookeemken521
      @brookeemken521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this so much 😂😂😂

    • @lilahtawny3002
      @lilahtawny3002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @thedivinezero4117
      @thedivinezero4117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i need to know

    • @aisha4060
      @aisha4060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .

  • @ratboy2164
    @ratboy2164 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9529

    Kurtis laughing at his own jokes gives me life.

    • @canyounot2102
      @canyounot2102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Your profile picture gives me life.

    • @ScoopMeisterGeneral
      @ScoopMeisterGeneral 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      My vital functions give me life.

    • @loezzz491
      @loezzz491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ScoopMeisterGeneral HAHAHQHAHAHHAHAHAHQ

    • @nn7303
      @nn7303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i give me life

    • @dominicmanriquez1645
      @dominicmanriquez1645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can You Not opio

  • @andrewnovak1390
    @andrewnovak1390 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1118

    In the promotional video Jake is basically like "here's what's wrong with the current system, and the solution to that isn't to change the system, it's to give me money!!"

    • @sampanchevre
      @sampanchevre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Andrew Novak sos exactly 😩

  • @solsoman102
    @solsoman102 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    1:26 GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT

    • @jane2517
      @jane2517 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      hawk tuah

  • @alyssariceYT
    @alyssariceYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    This whole thing is worded like an MLM and I'm extremely uncomfortable

    • @orangekitten4894
      @orangekitten4894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      exact thoughts. like 'financial freedom'?? what an mlm phrase to use omg

    • @alyssariceYT
      @alyssariceYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@orangekitten4894 right, and also the tearing down of a "9-5"

    • @itsmoon1996
      @itsmoon1996 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      “If you don’t have the money for this, that’s all the more reason to do it” a Mary Kay lady said that exact same thing to me before lol

    • @lily-pk9ws
      @lily-pk9ws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      read this and thought man love man instead of multi level marketing scheme and I was SO confused

    • @gatorfan556
      @gatorfan556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@lily-pk9ws SAME

  • @maggiej.7816
    @maggiej.7816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    whenever kurtis has those skit arguments with himself i always feel so bad for the sad kurtis

    • @paradiseinretrograde7687
      @paradiseinretrograde7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      He’s just chilling and Mean Kurtis comes and poopies on him :(((

  • @sarahcohn3574
    @sarahcohn3574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +737

    "our generation deserves better, we're smarter" thats bold coming from jake paul

  • @hollberryy
    @hollberryy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    7:44 THATS THE ONE DIRECTION FONT!!!! ITS EVEN CALLED "ONE DIRECTION" WE STAN A HARDCORE FANBOY

    • @Skipsenberg
      @Skipsenberg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He was using the font because it was similar to the font the program had.

  • @tendershipping111
    @tendershipping111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    he incorrectly spelled who's as whose in his "professional grade" marketing video. i think jake needs to invest in some higher education

    • @TwelvetreeZ
      @TwelvetreeZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He should! He has the money

    • @adeer87
      @adeer87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Jakes needs an education*
      If anyone understands that obscure reference I’ll give them a cookie.

    • @imalittlestinker
      @imalittlestinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      It’s almost like he’s a high school dropout or something ahahahaha oh wait

    • @tara_1889
      @tara_1889 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      millie elisabeth first of all he needs primary education

    • @pedrohenriquesilva4182
      @pedrohenriquesilva4182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sick burn

  • @shelby7229
    @shelby7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    i teach middle school and let me tell u, seeing the effects he's caused on a whole generation of kids makes u absolutely hate this man. i was showing my students how to create a resume website, and kids LITERALLY said "why do we even need this stuff when we can just be like jake paul and make millions doing nothing." they don't understand that these things happen because of luck and/or privilege, all they see is his cars and mansions and other shit he's constantly flexing. its horrifying to hear them already feeling apathetic about their education this early on.

    • @bellamckinnon8655
      @bellamckinnon8655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      shelby Man, I totally get what you’re saying. It’s really sad to hear that the kids in your class are so badly influenced by this Jake Paul idiot. I’m in high school and I wanna be a high school _teacher_ one day, but man, do I worry that we’re all just becoming dumber thanks to these idiots that make money via scamming youngsters to buy their merch.

    • @janiahpapaya5988
      @janiahpapaya5988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      As a middle school student actually wtf

    • @shelby7229
      @shelby7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Janiah Papaya good, im glad youre not buying into the BS!! stay smart when dealing with these online personas, cuz they are just selling their soul for clout

    • @shelby7229
      @shelby7229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      justbellaforshort definitely still go for it! youll hear some troubling and worrisome shit, but its good knowing ur in the position to educate them on this stuff, rather than seeing what kind of adults they become, out here thinkin they dont need school. best of luck to ya!

    • @Gobesface
      @Gobesface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      At least children have time to learn, I work with 25 year olds who watch this guy and aspire to be millionaire streamers/online celebs

  • @rebeccapuma9062
    @rebeccapuma9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    This whole time I’ve been stuck on him saying “quit your job, fire your boss” how tf are you firing the boss?? And why am I upset kurtis didn’t even acknowledge it

    • @alien-rat
      @alien-rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      He's saying be your own boss. Fire your boss because you're hiring a new one - that's yourself. But he did say it kind of weird so I hear you and it took me a second to get what he meant

    • @annabellavictoria44
      @annabellavictoria44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Nat-Stew it’s just a dumb vague statement. the whole thing is unsettling and just looks like he’s preying off of people’s desperation.

    • @alien-rat
      @alien-rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@annabellavictoria44 Definitely, I agree 100%. He clearly didn't put any real feeling into it either and frankly I'd be surprised if he wrote any of the script he read off of lol

    • @Duhbella
      @Duhbella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I mean the boss is still making money with or without you soo.. thats an arrogant way to view quitting a job. Im sure they cldnt care less.

    • @alien-rat
      @alien-rat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Duhbella lol true. Though personally my boss would have to do a LOT more work if I quit. Lol

  • @mischa129
    @mischa129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jake: We shouldn't be working 9-5 jobs! Let's live a millionaire lifestyle!
    Also Jake: Let's do this by forcing people to work 9-5 jobs for our company and we can take the profits!

  • @chaotic_libraries2853
    @chaotic_libraries2853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2665

    Jake Paul: No one wants to have a 9-5, cookie cutter life.
    Me: *Currently applying for pre law college programs so I can have a 9-5, cookie cutter life.*

    • @courtneys.7113
      @courtneys.7113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lyla LITERALLY ME

    • @afiqahabdullahzawawi3533
      @afiqahabdullahzawawi3533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      i literally am hoping for a stable 9-5 cookie cutter job after i graduate lmao

    • @alexanon8345
      @alexanon8345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      As somebody who is getting off of a 7-6 shift and has worked hundreds of overnights and random hours at a 24 hour sure, I would kill for a 9-5 that pays what I make here...

    • @youngmagick8554
      @youngmagick8554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I want to be a performer. But its hard to get a following. And i come from nothing. Having a 9-5 cookie cutter life is the dream. Just a step down from the less realistic dream of being famous

    • @sneezu
      @sneezu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      i honestly would love a 9-5 job lmao i love the idea of being financially stable and having a consistent life 💀

  • @enesss7436
    @enesss7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +909

    Jake strikes me as the type of guy who believes in the saying “No more sad shit. Boss up” lmao

    • @BeyondBrii
      @BeyondBrii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      En Esss isn’t that what he basically said with his anxiety tweet? lol

    • @jahnaviraman5411
      @jahnaviraman5411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      funniest part is that he actually has

    • @smiggle_smish
      @smiggle_smish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hilarious

    • @hellbicth
      @hellbicth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read Jake as Jan

    • @enesss7436
      @enesss7436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anytime BB lmao

  • @christianchavez6949
    @christianchavez6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Jake Paul, the guy who dropped out of high school, is telling 8-13 year old's not to go to college. I see nothing wrong with this at all.

    • @micah5641
      @micah5641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did?!

  • @jay98
    @jay98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    13:20 I find it really funny that unlike pretty much any other subscription, before he puts in the 50% and 70% discount, there's no reason to get yearly access because it costs a little bit *more* than having monthly access for 12 months.

  • @goobie92
    @goobie92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1022

    why aren’t there more comments about how the intro feels like a fever dream

    • @xangelsnap8228
      @xangelsnap8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Madi Ross right like wtf was tht

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Was he on something making that

    • @gracieisokay6879
      @gracieisokay6879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i just figured out you shouldn't watch this video while you are sick and fairly nauseous

    • @sarahy4813
      @sarahy4813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he watched a nostalgic movie like Peter Pan or something and that movie gave him the idea to do that intro but the real question is, what movie did it come from?

  • @paranoidlizard6338
    @paranoidlizard6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1443

    Most of the TH-cam success stories I’ve seen is “I got really lucky”

    • @ayekantspeylgud
      @ayekantspeylgud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Paranoid Lizard you owe Jake $20 for having that information

    • @paranoidlizard6338
      @paranoidlizard6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Heather B oh no oh god my hard earned money

    • @MissBuyNLarge
      @MissBuyNLarge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yeah I've heard a lot of "welp, didn't expect that to happen, but it did, so I guess I'm a full time TH-camr now"

    • @paranoidlizard6338
      @paranoidlizard6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      MissBuyNLarge same, a long with people being asked “how did you get famous?” And the youruber’s answer being “yeah I worked my ass off but at the end of the day we’re all at the mercy of the algorithm and it all boils down to luck”

    • @Lily-AnnaFaith
      @Lily-AnnaFaith 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Paranoid Lizard true😭😂

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    I'm currently in grad school for International Peace and Conflict Resolution so that I can work to make the world a better place. I don't think Jake realizes that some people don't pick their career solely on money or even care about being rich enough to afford a lambo.

    • @CPSPD
      @CPSPD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      self made millionaires are a leech on society both mentally and financially

    • @LunatheMoonDragon
      @LunatheMoonDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You're totally right. He doesn't do what makes him happy, he does what makes him money and pretends that money makes him happy. Good on you, my guy. I wish for you the best and i hope you can one day resolve the conflict in your no doubt massive student loans peacefully.

    • @paradiseinretrograde7687
      @paradiseinretrograde7687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I want to be a psychiatrist or work in counseling

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He can't comprehend that some people want careers that help or benefit others in some way, as opposed to something self-serving like fake vlogs

    • @karentrejo244
      @karentrejo244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Literally teachers. And he made a distrack on them

  • @Spidercrab62
    @Spidercrab62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    His viewers are a different generation than him, why is he acting like he's the same generation?

    • @jazwhoaskedforthis
      @jazwhoaskedforthis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stunted developement. He’s like almost if not already 30 and he’s still acting like the high school class clown trying to impress fellow kids

  • @carto4028
    @carto4028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    Thought leader sounds like a nicer way to brainwasher.

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who would be surprised if Jake Paul was like secretly a cult leader

    • @madisonavenancio
      @madisonavenancio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      he was it’s called team ten

    • @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt
      @FirstnameLastname-zq4rt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      rat bastian lmao what do you mean “secretly”?? I thought he already was

    • @ratbastian
      @ratbastian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LMAOOOO y'all right

  • @ShatteredMirror
    @ShatteredMirror 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    The hilarious thing is, Jake Paul's 'inspiring' intro could very clearly be taken as a critique of capitalism, only then his solution is MOAR CAPITALISM BUT LIKE A SMIDGE DIFFERENT.

    • @blue-dabad33
      @blue-dabad33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      exactly! like I was actually kinda with him until he just started pushing out the youtube equivalent of herbalife 🙄

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Crypto but it’s Knowledge-flavored and you don’t get a fun little picture of money, you get Jake Paul

    • @Laura-gd4ku
      @Laura-gd4ku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      It is but I think he doesn’t understand he is just repeating phrases which are commonly said. Like obviously this system is broken but your neoliberal „everyone can do it“ bullshit is the reason

  • @wolfiiu
    @wolfiiu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ve never heard anything more Northern Ontario come out of Kurtis’ mouth than “we got the boys, we got the fuckin fellas 🤪” 8:19

  • @decemberscott1289
    @decemberscott1289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    he’s really trying to pretend that his demographic isn’t literal children.. but reality is reality luv

    • @user-sv5kt8qz3v
      @user-sv5kt8qz3v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He does know that they are children, he's constantly talking about parents etc. The only reason he makes money is because his audience is just kids and he knows that

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whenever people spell love like luv I instantly read it in Tom Harlock’s voice and when they spell hon as hun I read it as some country middle aged wife from the 50’s sadly talking to her husband while he yells at her angrily about his boss

  • @ananawaw
    @ananawaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1134

    Honestly I stan the cheating lesbian business woman with the sticky notes and wife who doesn’t let go

    • @jennacross9785
      @jennacross9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      i saw this right as the part of the video came up, i love this so much

    • @sharenquacker23
      @sharenquacker23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Dont.... Stan.... People who cheat
      I'm just saying aight

    • @sharenquacker23
      @sharenquacker23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Turtuluna I know....
      Butt still

    • @sharenquacker23
      @sharenquacker23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Turtuluna I know... I was making this more bigger than it had to be lmao sorry tho

  • @1grandpa167
    @1grandpa167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    jake paul fan: i don’t have twenty dollars :(
    jake: just have twenty dollars!!!!

    • @littlewhitewulf
      @littlewhitewulf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      JUST STEAL 20 DOLLARS

    • @bellaelleira
      @bellaelleira 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your profile pic is *chef’s kiss* BEAUTIFUL 😭

    • @jacobae
      @jacobae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      jake paul: have you tried not being poor?

    • @1grandpa167
      @1grandpa167 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hella BomBella Elleira thanks i edited it 😎

    • @Zoe_LaRynn
      @Zoe_LaRynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      jake paul fan: i have anxiety :(
      jake paul: then just... don't!!!!

  • @rubarb7711
    @rubarb7711 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    8:09 okay you have no fucking idea what this put me through. i thought hey that kind of sounds like the main theme from interstellar so listened to it, was sad, decided to look up that one scene where the guy is watching the video messages from his kids, sobbed uncontrollably for 30 minutes. thanks kurtis>:0

    • @a_plastic_bag
      @a_plastic_bag ปีที่แล้ว

      This might have been 2 years ago, but I feel you. Interstellar is an incredible movie.

  • @dayglowjoe
    @dayglowjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    jake paul: "wow student debt is bad!"
    yes jake, finally we're getting somewhere. why not ask your millions of followers to call for student debt reforms, it's an election year after all and you could use your platform for goo-
    jake paul: "no way, i just want them to give me money"
    never mind

    • @J4Minnesota
      @J4Minnesota 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean none of his followers are old enough to vote

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You guys above me know that they can vote EVENTUALLY. It's not like the student debt problem will be gone then.

    • @malloryg4251
      @malloryg4251 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@jeltje50 Exactly. Also, according to many of the people commenting on this video, there are a lot of grown adults watching Jake Paul. The main point is, he could use his platform to influence SO many people in a positive way, yet he chooses to be an idiot.

  • @chelseaholman9264
    @chelseaholman9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +945

    College isn’t for everyone, but trust me when I say Jake Paul’s business course ain’t the knowledge you need to succeed kids

    • @TheGong00zler
      @TheGong00zler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Chelsea Holman yes! I would also say that college is for more people than being able to become a successful influencer celebrity is

    • @Duhbella
      @Duhbella 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      College isn't for everyone, but Jake's bullshit is for noone.

    • @user-np8yf8fj2w
      @user-np8yf8fj2w 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No shit

    • @ifazahmed6495
      @ifazahmed6495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine being a parent and trying to explain that to an 8 year old Jake pauler.

    • @pronko4571
      @pronko4571 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      how is college not for everyone? I'm not from US or anywhere of English speaking countries, and not having a proper education sounds like the craziest thing. Yes, school education is cool, but how do u get a job with only school knowledge lol?

  • @MadamMags
    @MadamMags 4 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Kurtis' editing has ascended to a God-like level.

  • @RonHarrisMe
    @RonHarrisMe 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well said, young man. I know it's an older video, but I found you a couple of days ago, and going through your back catalog. Money does not equal happiness. THESE are the steps:
    Find someone who loves you as much as you love them
    For work, so what you got to do, with a focus on moving to what you WANT to do
    DO NOT worry about things you can not control (this is a life long, daily struggle, but you can do it)
    That's it. Sharing your life with someone is more fulfilling than you can imagine. When you love your work, it's not really work. Worrying about things you can not change is the definition of stress. If you can change it, then DO IT, if you can't, it's not a problem you should spend ANY time thinking about, it takes away energy and time from those things you CAN change.

  • @komilarakhimova201
    @komilarakhimova201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Jake: ” Quit your job and fire your boss.”
    I don't know if it works like that Jake. Edit, maybe?

    • @r43rae
      @r43rae 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      the funniest part is that there is no edit here