I'm seeing a lot of, "but stormtroopers missing is lore accurate!" if you're joking I get it, but this is not only stormtroopers but all of the AI in the game other factions, bandits etc. have the same aim, same AI and they're just as stupid, just wanted to point this out.
For real. It's like they designed a game for an over-sensitive group of people... I'm not saying this should be like Ninja Gaiden or Ghost and Goblins (NES) but man, what a joke.
Yeah, I was going to make the "but stormtroopers can't shoot" joke too. But I agree with you that the AI is horrible and just not acceptable for a game of this budget. It's like that bush was a magic invisibility cloak, just bad game mechanics.
In Star Wars outlaws you play as Kay. Kay, the daughter of the local governor, likes to pretend she is an outlaw, fighting the empire and doing jobs for the crime lords. The soldiers and guards play along because of her father, doing fake searches and pretending to fall when she hits their helmets 😄
Yes, Ubisoft must have some Storywriters who really know exactly how physics work, otherswise this game couldn't be this accurate! In their next game you can smack a tank about 20 times and it will explode!
@@percival1907 Yes, and then the meme about inaccurate storm troopers came and they abandoned that completely. On the other hand, it the bad guys were competent, they would not lose the fight so....
True. In Far Cry 2 enemies on higher difficulty had better tactics, flanked you, rescued and revived their comrades, searched the area and threw grenades to lure the player out of cover. In Far Cry 6 there’s just increased health bar, such a downgrade.
I miss the 2000-2010’s developer era. DLC was actually worth it, products were a creation of an artist’s vision rather than a quicksand money pit designed to addict you. Investors came in and sucked the magic out of gaming.
Doom 2016 Ai was so good. The big demons would go at you head on while the smaller ones hurled projectiles and surrounded you. They didn’t just all come at you in a straight line.
It was the same thing in the first Watch Dogs, you could just walk up to every enemy in the game and beat them up, and avoid the entire gameplay. Ubisoft has learned nothing
One thing I can't stand about this is the punching animation. It's how someone who has never thrown a punch in their life, would try to punch. They could at least make it so you start like this and as you level up, your character throws proper punches.
Its similar to the Disney "trilogy" having horrible fight choreography. Rey looked idiotic with the lightsaber. Emo Ren looked rediculous with a lightsaber. Such trash.
I think what they were trying to do with the punch animation was to immitate Harrison Ford's punches in Indiana Jones (and as Han Solo) for old-school star wars effect
1:15 I love the way devs think storm troopers armor is made out of cheap plastic. And also why does the main character look like the crazy crack head that lives down the road from me.
actually, I think I saw that in the lore the stormtroopers armor was made of the equivalent of cheap plastic in the universe, and they just used heat insulators if the environment needed it, but it's no excuse to make such horrible game lmfao
The idea that they can mass produce rapid fire laser weapons for everyone, but their armor is completely for show, not even the equivalent of real world armor... Is just wild. And the amount of people saying it kills me. They have robotic limbs for people. They have space ships, goddamn planet annihilating weapons... But armor that would protect from a punch? - Too much. It should be like the scene of Kenobi kicking General Grievous.
@@TheVanillatech No Mans Sky had the best redemption arc that has happened in modern media, and turned out to be one of the best games ever made, Cyberpunk, while not quite a great game, at least had all the bugs fixed and got tons and tons of content, and Starfield was pretty damn amazing with uncharacteristically few bugs right on launch, the only thing it is lacking in is that it's not star citizen. But to be fair, not even star citizen is star citizen for now.
i doubt people actually defend it without being aware of their flaws. they just enjoy it while being annoyed with it unless you're some twitter dork who thinks that criticizing this game means you're a sexist racist or something. idk why
This is what it looks like when adults play with kids and pretend to get punched and miss shots. Ubisoft captured that perfectly, an amazing first in history Parent Roleplay Game!!
In another Ubisoft game, Watchdogs 2, the main character was given a melee weapon for non-lethal take downs on unarmored enemies. Ubisoft learned their lesson and decided to just give their protagonist Hulk hands.
Watch Dogs 2 made the protagonist weaker, gave the player only 2 free weapon slots, and a stun gun you can’t unequip to encourage stealth… Then dangled Light Machine Guns, Grenade Launchers, and an arsenal of other goodies to blow people away with! (And even then just using the jumper is the key to 99% of interactions so it’s all just a big load of piss anyways)
I remember that in the older Ubisoft games, it's intentional where enemies don't just all gang up on you, to help give the player an edge. But it was a lot more convincing back then. Here, it's just ridiculous.
"Shall we have melee combat?" "Nah, just have 'melee' be an instant takedown" "Well, shall we have stealth gameplay?" "Nah, just have hiding in long grass be invisibility"
You see, it's to fit in with the Star Wars theme, that always has fisticuffs. Elegant sword fighting? pff, that's Star Trek. Tactical gun play? You're thinking something Marvel. People are just mad because it has a woman as the lead, every other star wars entry has been a man punching men in blast-resistant helmets.
@@smalltime0 nah people are mad because the game is just bad. Doesn't really matter how "on-theme" it is, 95% of people who play this game aren't even going to be able to recognize that, and odds are even those who will have grown out of being able to enjoy this obviously fake looking, childlike combat, especially in a game that otherwise seems to be directed towards a slightly more mature audience. Even ignoring this, the game itself is just lazily thrown together Ubisoft slop with bugs galore, incredibly poor AI, mediocre mission and level design, terrible stealth mechanics, ugly looking graphics and animations, and even for Star Wars standards, complete lack of logic and impactful realism. Also, not sure if you'll see this edit but your last point isn't even true, name one Star Wars game where a non-force powered protagonist has been able to punch through fully armored stormtroopers
@@smalltime0 Suspension of disbelief, it's not about the realism behind the punch, but about how ordinary it looks and how bad it is at convincing that it should knock out goons so easily. Even movies with bad fight staging know you have to dissimulate with camera shots. In other "shooter" kind game you don't use melee, because the enemies will retaliate with guns and kill you faster than you could knock them individually, here you can stand around at close quarters and they will act like braindead potato sacks. No matter how much you love strong jawed women, it just looks dumb af.
To be fair, that’s a general game design thing. It’s the standard “stronger short-range” vs “weaker long-range.” It’s not realistic, but games do it for balance reasons.
It's not just the AI, even the animation is bad. Look at 0:53, the storm troomper reacts incorrectly everytime. Ducks her head twice from horizontal punches & then turns to her right from a left hook, bare hands on a helmet mind you. Who made this shit?
This girl is such a freak of nature, her punches knocked that stormtrooper out cold and the officer behind him simply perished along with him from the sheer shock wave created by her fists.
I am unimpressed with the game but this is such a weird criticism. Did you guys not watch Star Wars? They're defeated by teddy bears with wooden spears...
Over 12 is a bit generous... so why don't we test it? You could make a juicer video from it. Imagine: "I punched 100 people aged 0 to 100 to see how easily they went down!".
Well one good blow to the noggin will, you don't need to have a 2/3 round health bar fight. That being said, that's also what armor and ranged weaponry is for. 😅
What I love the most is how Kay got like no visible muscles yet destroys enemies in full body-armor with just a few hits. Silent takedown on 1:00 is my absolute favorite in that regard.
I mean, helmets doesn't do much to stop concussive force from... well, concussing you. what amazes me is that if they are hard enough to stop blasts... what are their fists made of????? I mean, punching someone bare handed strong enough to knock them out has already a big chance of breaking your hand. imagine doing that on someone with a helmet. adamantium bones and no pain receptors I guess lol EDIT: ok, helmets DO much to stop concussive force, what I really meant is that there is a limit to how much it can stop before it knocks you out. I believe a trained fighter with a precise and powerful shot could indeed knock someone out with a helmet, if you don't consider pain and damage (with a boxing glove, maybe?), but that's up to debate. I'm tired and I won't answer anymore
@@gustavogoesgomes1863 nah, A high-quality underarmor can compensate for the impact of blunt weapons to the point of bruising. It hurts, but doesn't incapacitate. What can we say about a woman's fist?
Buyer's Remorse...sometimes you want try to like a game because you spent a lot of money on it. It happened to me with Sonic Frontiers when I bought it at release for full price (the gameplay is better now with the updates, but still...).
I don't know why people are complaining, we've been saying for YEARS there's no way storm troopers can see out of those helmets, ubisoft actually listened.
If you have any expectations about a Ubislop game, you deserve what you get. I'm not even surprised or disappointed at this point. It's exactly what I expected.
She throws punches like it's the first time she's ever done it. Not only that, the punches don't even connect and she knocks down multiple people in seconds... She might be punching prodigy, Mike Tyson in his peak would get humbled by this scrawny lady with no training and she doesn't even know how to punch. Damn.
Some people troll on purpose and ragebait, It's funny to see but unfortunately there's still a lot of people actually trying to defend this game. Like I get it if you enjoy the game I have no problems but saying it's good is another level of delusion, people can't understand that you can enjoy something and still call it bad like a movie so bad that it's actually fun etc.
@@trainerbill2741 i have no problem with people enjoying a bad game that's completely fine, my problem is with people defending the game and denying the problems and on top of that attacking those who point out the flaws, and also people saying "it's blown out of proportion", no it's not it's just that bad.
@@ondrej_hrdina Mace Windu was able to take out almost an entire droid army without his lightsaber in the OG Clone Wars cartoon. In the later Clone Wars series there's instances of Clone Troopers punching droids and taking them out(and a couple of times where that didn't work out so well) so that tracks. A a 120 lbish woman with no Force abilities knocking out troopers by punching them in the helmet is really getting into "much too silly" territory, though clearly there's a lot more issues with this game.
The sad thing is Dinsey took the one scene from ANH where they DELIBERATLY let Leia and the others escape to track them and the memes/myth about storm troopers being terrible aim and made it canon despite that not being the fact. They turned ST who were the elite of the Empire into dime a dozen minons to beat up with ease.
@@Gdsryroxplus, to support what you are saying, the first film literally had Tarkin say that he’s taking a or of risk, letting the rebels go. Vader assures him that the princess will lead them to their rebel base. Meaning the stormtroopers were told to miss on purpose but enough pressure to get them to not realized they would be followed. And it worked. The Death Star was just the other side of yavin…. Not bothering parking the Death Star directly in front of the planet but I digress. Also there’s a video explaining the accuracy of the storm troopers on tantitive 4 where the troopers literally shot everyone dead at the airlock door. They had a super high accuracy compared to our soldiers who had a decent numbers of accuracy but really, in 1 to 3 shots fired from a stormtrooper, ended a rebels life. So yea. Stormtroopers are crazy accurate yet everyone hyper focuses on the moments they were told to miss.
@@TheLuconic I think the death star was not able to light speed to Yavin 4 directly, have to remeber in SW all craft travel along Hyperspace lanes which have been mapped out to be safe. Then their is the fact if they did a small skip to the other side of the planet they would still then have to turn the entire station around and reaim it all over again and make them CLOSER to the rebels. But yeah back to the first point besides the Death Star escape ST are seen being accurate and proficent in blasters.
@@Gdsryrox it's also disrespectful of Leia's intelligence. She points out immediately after their escape that the empire let them go, but Han said 'no way Jose I'm the best there is, time for my reward!' Probably why he felt a little guilty about leaving with the cash at the end of the film, he's the one that brought the empire to Yavin.
I just realized something, her punches are absolutely attrocious. Those "punches" are more her swinging her arm around like a god damn baseball bat. 5 years of wind up, its like a half hammerfist which would have 0 weight behind it and would barely stagger someone in a real stormtrooper outfit and hurt her more. Its like no one in the studio even bothered to look up "How to throw a proper punch"
Yeah, I'm unironically pretty sure that IRL plastic cosplay stormtrooper armor would render a person 100% immune to those extremely weak-looking punches.
Or for that matter, how to take a punch. After some of the punches the troopers hear knocks back in the same direction the punch came from. That's not how getting punched, much less physics, works.
I love how they miss from less than ten yards away while they’re supposed to be the best shots in the galaxy, the sniper shoots into his wall, they literally die to punches, and they actually ask the KNOWN AND WANTED SUSPECT to leave politely, and even will shove her away instead of shooting her.
I almost believed that she could have the strength to knock out a guy when the unarmored officer showed up but nah she used the force of punching a guy in full armor to knock him out
Oblivion has a combat system, and here you just press a button, for a second you go blind from bad animation, and then the enemy is dead. In Oblivion you had about 6 different attacks with different effects, here you have 1 attack with a cringe effect and a taste of budget corruption.
Nah. That's 2nd best. Alien Isolation is 1st. I had almost stopped smoking when I started that game. Never finished it. *lights a cig on the embers of the previous one.*
Crazy how Ubisoft was once, what I would have considered to be, the king of stealth with Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed. Now, they produce "games" like this...
They must've taken the king of stealth moniker to heart. She just needs to find some bushes then they can walk right up to her and be unable to find her...
ubisoft game make up a lot of my ps2 era days. prince of Persia splinter cell ... heck all Tom clancy games beyond good and evil rayman, my early childhood as well on pc 95 or 98 brothers in arms. very upsetting seeing them go from classics like that, to turds like this. oh and speaking of star wars, the other big portion of ps2 games I had were of ea. funny, ea and ubisoft amazing games in the past, failed at star wars
The Multi-Frequency Targeting and Acquisition System inside stormtrooper helmets cannot possibly cope with such tactics as being behind a few feet of light vegetation
@@FrederikSeerupNielsen Being "hard to spot" and being completely invisible are not the same thing. Play the games. In both Horizon and TLOU you are invisible in bushes, even when moving or when enemies stand 30 cm near you for TLOU or when they literally bump you in Horizon. Still in Horizon you can even stand up in front of an enemy if it's to shoot and stay invisible. You can also beat up humongous machines with a tiny spear in one game or play a 19 year old girl overpowering armored adult males without a sweat (she even did it as a kid) in the other. Not to mention other aspects of mockery are well present in other games (like the enemies that won't shoot you if you're too close, doable easily in RDR2). Fact is, all modern AAA games have those shitty mechanics (but Outlaws takes the prize for having shitty mechanics while not having the decency to at least be a decent game) and you're all hypocrites and sheep to criticize them only in certain games because it fits your hating agenda.
@@superking-nicolaslucau7252 That’s not the point… if you are detected in TLAO and you’re in a bush, you won’t be invulnerable to all forms of damage like we see in this video.
I might be wrong but I believe her knuckles actually have blood on them and are bruised From all the punching she does If I’m remembering right it’s a cool detail lol Even if knocking stormtroopers out with basic punches is unrealistic
@@cap8588most vide games at least try to be believable, in AC you have retractable blade, in other games you’ll have knives or some sort of weapon, if not there will be a choking animation of some sort, but a character slapping someone in the back of the head? Overall the animations are laughable, but completely ignoring the fact that ST’s have helmets? You know when you play a game and you think “oh wow, that’s attention to detail!” This game is the exact opposite of that.
Halo lengendary its not even hard if you compare it to some ps1 games, the alien rescuration game is ludiricus even with all the cheats on ( i legit manage to die having imortalaty on). I miss having to actualy have to stratagy and train to win a single player game, even the "hard ones" dont hold a candle to the old video games
The way she swings like a tabs character is so bizarre by throwing the whole upper body with the head stumbling around, if someone modded the punch sound and distortion out you could easily pass it as a gang beast animation
Punching men wearing armor, including the sharp edges on the Scout Trooper's helmet, and not feeling any pain is insane. The graphics look worse than 2012's Mass Effect 3, and the AI looks like easy mode on Star Wars Battlefront 2004. What a freaking joke. $70 my ass.
no, no... you misunderstand. That horrendous aim, that horrendous AI... I don't even own the game and I still refuse to believe this is highest difficulty. It just cannot be this bad.
Retired stormtrooper. I had enough of this sh!t at work. One minute i was watching all my coworkers shoot above the grass where we last saw an enemy as per protocol, the next im falling from a punch that landed on my manager. They didn't even match my 401k and made me buy my own staples for company projects. Iv been eating jims lunch for so long i told myself his wifes cooking is the only reason i kept clocking in everyday, but once that ugly man hiding in the grass killed jim, i knew this wasn't for me
I mean, that's what making AI in games is. Nobody likes to play against robots that hit every shot 100% of the time. The trick is the extent to which they're made flawed, and that's the problem here.
@@flaetsbnort making an ai miss isn't good game design, that just makes the game rng based, you're supposed to make the player dodge instead of standing still and hoping that nothing will hit them
1:20 Thats a FEMALE voice of a "stormtrooper". There were no female stormtroopers. And even if you buy the 7th episode movie "they started recruiting non clones" BS....this game is set in between the 5th and 6th episodes.
"something something....the transfer from the actual model, didn't cross over" no. it was going to be a man as the antagonist. but then SBI got a hold of this project RIP the face model Humberly González. who looks better in real life oh and stellar blade. it was a 1 to 1 match of that woman, face and body
the stormtroopers in mine throw grenades at me constantly, I feel like they've edited this video like look I'm on hard but in reality they're playing on the easiest setting.
@@ReachGG Splinter Cell was good in the early 2000s which is where Ubisoft peaked. Literally as a company they peaked about 2 decades ago and have produced predominantly shit titles since. So ya, people who still give money to them are more of the problem than Ubisoft themselves.
The fact that there are people who do their best to be positive about this game and try to defend it from criticism are the reason why we get releases like this.
I have put like 30 hours in this game (hardest diff) and I have never seen the behaviour in this video. I think they patched it out, if it ever existed at all.
This is what happens when you just crank out a game with a recognizable IP attached, rather than making a game you and your development team are fully invested in
Yeah, but then even less people would play their crappy game that's both terrible AND lacks a popular cultural backing. This was them giving 110%... Literally, as they imported a very small portion of other people's (The people's who once made Star Wars an epic phenomenon) work, thus the extra 10%.
I'm seeing a lot of, "but stormtroopers missing is lore accurate!" if you're joking I get it, but this is not only stormtroopers but all of the AI in the game other factions, bandits etc. have the same aim, same AI and they're just as stupid, just wanted to point this out.
For real. It's like they designed a game for an over-sensitive group of people... I'm not saying this should be like Ninja Gaiden or Ghost and Goblins (NES) but man, what a joke.
Yeah, I was going to make the "but stormtroopers can't shoot" joke too. But I agree with you that the AI is horrible and just not acceptable for a game of this budget. It's like that bush was a magic invisibility cloak, just bad game mechanics.
It would be wise if UBI Soft changed it's name and logo. Maybe a new boss, new game-directors. AND SOME BLOODY NEW GRAPHICS!
Blame wokeness and inclusivity.
Saying "lore accurate" unironically is pure cope.
In Star Wars outlaws you play as Kay. Kay, the daughter of the local governor, likes to pretend she is an outlaw, fighting the empire and doing jobs for the crime lords. The soldiers and guards play along because of her father, doing fake searches and pretending to fall when she hits their helmets 😄
I prefer that story😂
This explanation tracks 100%
Ah yes, nepotism at its finest.
That actually would be an interesting game to play.
I think you mean empire lol, it's alright I'm hyped for space marine 2 as well
her hands must be made of stone they way shes smacking all them helmets around
She can use the force and punch multiple people at once too.
🤣
Her hands have the power of modern female protagonist.
Yes, Ubisoft must have some Storywriters who really know exactly how physics work, otherswise this game couldn't be this accurate! In their next game you can smack a tank about 20 times and it will explode!
It makes sense, just like fires in space.
You know your game's AI is bad when it makes the movie Stormtroopers look adept and effective.
Remember, letting them off the Death Star to track them was the plan. They had to be accurate NOT to kill Luke 😂
lore accurate stormtropper aim AI
orrr lore accurate Stormtroopers
@@percival1907finally someone who knows.
@@percival1907 Yes, and then the meme about inaccurate storm troopers came and they abandoned that completely.
On the other hand, it the bad guys were competent, they would not lose the fight so....
That last clip of him just holstering his sniper rifle, taking out his pistol, just to shove you and not shoot you genuinely pissed me off.
Soldier: GET OUT OF MY FACE ALREADY! I HAVE A PERSONAL BUBBLE. USE IT! :P
Space California's personal defense laws are harsh
he decided that shooting is no use as they just miss
Nowadays, increasing the difficulty only means turning enemies into bullet sponges.
True. In Far Cry 2 enemies on higher difficulty had better tactics, flanked you, rescued and revived their comrades, searched the area and threw grenades to lure the player out of cover. In Far Cry 6 there’s just increased health bar, such a downgrade.
😢😢😢
I miss the 2000-2010’s developer era. DLC was actually worth it, products were a creation of an artist’s vision rather than a quicksand money pit designed to addict you. Investors came in and sucked the magic out of gaming.
Doom 2016 Ai was so good. The big demons would go at you head on while the smaller ones hurled projectiles and surrounded you. They didn’t just all come at you in a straight line.
I agree. For example Elder Scrolls and Fallout series.
Who needs blasters, light sabots, or even stealth, when you can just beat them all up?
Hella trans
It’s so bad 🤣
‘Diversity of choice’
It was the same thing in the first Watch Dogs, you could just walk up to every enemy in the game and beat them up, and avoid the entire gameplay. Ubisoft has learned nothing
@@ReikerForge To be fair in Watch Dogs the enemies werent supposed to be wearing full boy armor and helmets
One thing I can't stand about this is the punching animation. It's how someone who has never thrown a punch in their life, would try to punch. They could at least make it so you start like this and as you level up, your character throws proper punches.
Had to scroll disturbingly far to see this point get brought up.
same energy as every trailer that does slo-mo on a bullet fired out of a gun............with the case holding all the gunpowder still attached
Progression? Character development ? HERESY I SAY!
Its similar to the Disney "trilogy" having horrible fight choreography. Rey looked idiotic with the lightsaber. Emo Ren looked rediculous with a lightsaber. Such trash.
I think what they were trying to do with the punch animation was to immitate Harrison Ford's punches in Indiana Jones (and as Han Solo) for old-school star wars effect
1:15 I love the way devs think storm troopers armor is made out of cheap plastic. And also why does the main character look like the crazy crack head that lives down the road from me.
She looks like the Matt Damon puppet from Team America.
actually, I think I saw that in the lore the stormtroopers armor was made of the equivalent of cheap plastic in the universe, and they just used heat insulators if the environment needed it, but it's no excuse to make such horrible game lmfao
The idea that they can mass produce rapid fire laser weapons for everyone, but their armor is completely for show, not even the equivalent of real world armor... Is just wild. And the amount of people saying it kills me.
They have robotic limbs for people. They have space ships, goddamn planet annihilating weapons... But armor that would protect from a punch? - Too much.
It should be like the scene of Kenobi kicking General Grievous.
Even cheap plastic hurts to punch lol. It’s so weird to watch
@@ChimpFromSpace Damn dude, that so accurate
When a self proclaimed AAAA game is so bad its not even worth pirating, we've hit a rock bottom.
For real I pirated jedi survivor aswell and deleted it after proloque
Well you all pre-ordered Cyberpunk and No Mans Sky and Starfield. What did you expect to happen? :D
@@jmsoarez8090 that shit took so long for the crack to drop lmao
did you call it a braketru when it went tru rock bottom?
@@TheVanillatech No Mans Sky had the best redemption arc that has happened in modern media, and turned out to be one of the best games ever made, Cyberpunk, while not quite a great game, at least had all the bugs fixed and got tons and tons of content, and Starfield was pretty damn amazing with uncharacteristically few bugs right on launch, the only thing it is lacking in is that it's not star citizen. But to be fair, not even star citizen is star citizen for now.
People who defend this game are absolutely out of this universe
they are from galaxy far far away
true
It's they/them
Out of there mind or paid by ubisoft
i doubt people actually defend it without being aware of their flaws. they just enjoy it while being annoyed with it
unless you're some twitter dork who thinks that criticizing this game means you're a sexist racist or something. idk why
This is what it looks like when adults play with kids and pretend to get punched and miss shots. Ubisoft captured that perfectly, an amazing first in history Parent Roleplay Game!!
"Oooooh, you beeeaaat meeeee."
Wow this is EXACTLY how modern gaming feels these days. You nailed it lol
@@contrapasso1539 Even the voices sound like how a parent pretend speaks to a child when getting punched or shot at 😂
That would explain why they keep moaning when they get punched
Games journalists gave this a 7 because it's the first game they were able to get past the tutorial in.
"Nothing to report, stand by". Lol.
it must have been the wind
In another Ubisoft game, Watchdogs 2, the main character was given a melee weapon for non-lethal take downs on unarmored enemies. Ubisoft learned their lesson and decided to just give their protagonist Hulk hands.
At least watch dogs 2 is a good game🤣
I thought the Thunderball was always lethal. The taser has the zzz thing or something when I downed someone with it
@@reimuthemiko5871my interpretation was that the thunderball was a ‘harder’ knockout, like a severe concussion vs just being dazed. Idk for sure
Watch Dogs 2 made the protagonist weaker, gave the player only 2 free weapon slots, and a stun gun you can’t unequip to encourage stealth… Then dangled Light Machine Guns, Grenade Launchers, and an arsenal of other goodies to blow people away with! (And even then just using the jumper is the key to 99% of interactions so it’s all just a big load of piss anyways)
And they weren't even one pinch modest. Two fists to beat someone in a suit designed to fight in space? What in the empowerment is this?
No wonder they found Luke's house in Tatooine so fast, there was no knee height grass in which to hide
I like how the enemies all politely wait for you to finish punching their allies without even shooting you.
I remember that in the older Ubisoft games, it's intentional where enemies don't just all gang up on you, to help give the player an edge. But it was a lot more convincing back then. Here, it's just ridiculous.
"Shall we have melee combat?"
"Nah, just have 'melee' be an instant takedown"
"Well, shall we have stealth gameplay?"
"Nah, just have hiding in long grass be invisibility"
@@thanekrios3211 Yeah the Hyrule Castle Courtyard Stealth section of Ocarina of Time did it way better.
@@Ocedei copium
@@Ocedei This is what a $130 buyer's remorse looks like
5'3" woman punching guards with helmets on to kill them lmao
There's people defending it with "but but but video game", idc it still looks dumb af
You see, it's to fit in with the Star Wars theme, that always has fisticuffs. Elegant sword fighting? pff, that's Star Trek. Tactical gun play? You're thinking something Marvel.
People are just mad because it has a woman as the lead, every other star wars entry has been a man punching men in blast-resistant helmets.
@@smalltime0 nah people are mad because the game is just bad. Doesn't really matter how "on-theme" it is, 95% of people who play this game aren't even going to be able to recognize that, and odds are even those who will have grown out of being able to enjoy this obviously fake looking, childlike combat, especially in a game that otherwise seems to be directed towards a slightly more mature audience. Even ignoring this, the game itself is just lazily thrown together Ubisoft slop with bugs galore, incredibly poor AI, mediocre mission and level design, terrible stealth mechanics, ugly looking graphics and animations, and even for Star Wars standards, complete lack of logic and impactful realism. Also, not sure if you'll see this edit but your last point isn't even true, name one Star Wars game where a non-force powered protagonist has been able to punch through fully armored stormtroopers
@@smalltime0 Suspension of disbelief, it's not about the realism behind the punch, but about how ordinary it looks and how bad it is at convincing that it should knock out goons so easily. Even movies with bad fight staging know you have to dissimulate with camera shots. In other "shooter" kind game you don't use melee, because the enemies will retaliate with guns and kill you faster than you could knock them individually, here you can stand around at close quarters and they will act like braindead potato sacks. No matter how much you love strong jawed women, it just looks dumb af.
@@yeet.mp8458 you realise I was being sarcastic right?
When it takes 3 full blaster charges to take down 1 enemy but only 1-2 punches...
This game is so unbalanced it ain't even funny.
"fine, ill do it myself"
COD logic 😁 1 swipe of a knife is all it takes!
To be fair, that’s a general game design thing. It’s the standard “stronger short-range” vs “weaker long-range.” It’s not realistic, but games do it for balance reasons.
“It’s clobbering time!”
It's not just the AI, even the animation is bad. Look at 0:53, the storm troomper reacts incorrectly everytime. Ducks her head twice from horizontal punches & then turns to her right from a left hook, bare hands on a helmet mind you. Who made this shit?
Wow, holy shit. That's so much worse than I first thought
ubisoft XD.
This girl is such a freak of nature, her punches knocked that stormtrooper out cold and the officer behind him simply perished along with him from the sheer shock wave created by her fists.
I just got here.
This is a Dragonball Z game, right?
How is this the FIRST comment I found mentioning this????
Like wtf is going on at Ubisoft??
She uses force punching
@@MultiLimpet nice
I am unimpressed with the game but this is such a weird criticism. Did you guys not watch Star Wars? They're defeated by teddy bears with wooden spears...
ubislop fans are the best at defending their 130 dollar slop
If I was dumb enough to spend money on this crap i'd defend it too 😂 copium max level
Imagine defending multimillion AAAA slop. Why, just why.
@@RaatokalleSunk cost I guess
Shittysoft*
They're terrible at it but your right, they still are the best
The idea of that 3 hit melee combo incapacitating anyone over the age of 12 is absolutely ridiculous lmao
Over 12 is a bit generous... so why don't we test it? You could make a juicer video from it. Imagine: "I punched 100 people aged 0 to 100 to see how easily they went down!".
A 6 year old would stay concious after that
A one hit melee combo is enough to incapacitate most people.
@@kodenich Most people arent special forces soldiers (stormtroopers) And one punch isnt a combo
Well one good blow to the noggin will, you don't need to have a 2/3 round health bar fight. That being said, that's also what armor and ranged weaponry is for. 😅
0:15 it's not Hard mode it's original trilogy mode
When the game is designed for journalists
☝
cuphead journalism
Still too hard for them and not enough diversity
The Word lives in you.
Burned out journalists aren't really the ones to blame here.
What I love the most is how Kay got like no visible muscles yet destroys enemies in full body-armor with just a few hits.
Silent takedown on 1:00 is my absolute favorite in that regard.
The name's Sue.
Kay Sue.
God that looks like such shit
Like come on at least give her like... brass knuckles or something. That would maybe make her character design interesting!
@@TheAntlionGuard An electric baton or something like that would've been so good
In their other flop, Watchdogs legion, the player at least hurt their hand when they punched a guy in full armor. They just get worse and worse.
Stormtrooper Helmet: Stops a Blaster shot
Also Stormtrooper Helmet: Can't stop a punch from an average woman.
I mean, helmets doesn't do much to stop concussive force from... well, concussing you. what amazes me is that if they are hard enough to stop blasts... what are their fists made of????? I mean, punching someone bare handed strong enough to knock them out has already a big chance of breaking your hand. imagine doing that on someone with a helmet. adamantium bones and no pain receptors I guess lol
EDIT: ok, helmets DO much to stop concussive force, what I really meant is that there is a limit to how much it can stop before it knocks you out. I believe a trained fighter with a precise and powerful shot could indeed knock someone out with a helmet, if you don't consider pain and damage (with a boxing glove, maybe?), but that's up to debate. I'm tired and I won't answer anymore
@@gustavogoesgomes1863 nah, A high-quality underarmor can compensate for the impact of blunt weapons to the point of bruising.
It hurts, but doesn't incapacitate.
What can we say about a woman's fist?
average woman???
that is one stunning, brave and independent woman with the power of many
@gustavogoesgomes1863 I guess you’ve never heard of a motorcycle or a football helmet?
There's nothing averagely womanlike about the protag.
1:17 Are her bones made of steel? And also she has no sense of pain? How you gunna punch out dudes wearing armor and helmets and not get hurt?! 🤣
“It is made of plastic!”
-baljeet
>"Uh oh, we're spotted!"
>casually dismantle every single trooper bare-handed
What an """""EXPERIENCE""""" indeed lmao
It's exactly that. An experience. Like a Disney ride. No skill, gameplay, or decisions to make. Just ride it to the end.
@@nulnoh219 do you really defend this garbage, not sure if youre just sarcastic or not...
@@danielwolf6477 he seems pretty sarcastic, yeah, especially with the "no skill, no gameplay, or decisions to make, just ride it to the end" part.
@@danielwolf6477 he probably paid the 130 dollars and is now inhaling tons of coping gas telling himself that this game is worth the money
How could you see that as defending or coping, it just looks like they’re calling the game a “game”
There is no way this girl, who could be 100 lbs soaking wet, can KO storm troopers through their helmets...with her fists.
something something gravity uhm, weather conditions and smog
Strong feminist wet dream lol
She be a Girl Boss™
In their defence: Blunt weaponry is about as effective against armoured opponents as unarmoured one’s.
@@daanstrik4293 NNo it isn't. Lol what the fuck mate? Good luck punchign a kevlar helmet, or a plate carrier.
These should not be considered games, as they're more appropriately classified as "interactive cartoon".
Dont insult cartoons. This is trash. Actually.... Even trash can be better than this game.
Virtual playground.
I fail to see the problem since Star Wars are in general for kids and teens, not 30-40 something incels like most part of this comment section is.
@@vault29a😂 You're right, but at least the criticisms seem valid
@vault29a you’re so mad you bought this game 😂
even in assassin creed game guards will chase you if you shoot using a gun from the bushes
0:55 That 'nothing to report stand by' after getting absolutely annihilated got me good lmao
"you're faking it by putting it on easy"
you can tell these people either wanna buy this game or already did it
Buyer's Remorse...sometimes you want try to like a game because you spent a lot of money on it. It happened to me with Sonic Frontiers when I bought it at release for full price (the gameplay is better now with the updates, but still...).
i paid 18 bucks for it. whoever paid 130 for it is stupid anyway. subscribe 1 month of ubi+ premium & the game feels like an accurate $20 game.
@@ConcavePgonsthe ost is fire at least
"people"
you mean the same "people" that he made up?
nobody told him that
I don't know why people are complaining, we've been saying for YEARS there's no way storm troopers can see out of those helmets, ubisoft actually listened.
LOL
Copium
@@Juggs009it’s a joke bro read the room
And the Ewoks showed it barely even counts as armor.
@@Juggs009 you are slow
Game devs forgot to turn off journalist mode
0:55 She punched that stormtrooper so hard they went in the opposite direction, truely inspirational.
1:07 she punched so hard that her one punch knocked two people down. ONE PUNCH!!!
@@chanwantai6125 Saitama would be jealous.
Storm troopers are men, so no they them nonsense
THIS GAME IS NOT REAL BRO 💀
If you have any expectations about a Ubislop game, you deserve what you get.
I'm not even surprised or disappointed at this point. It's exactly what I expected.
Go look at the Star Wars outlaws subreddit if you want a good laugh. The delusion in that echo chamber is hilarious
But this is worse. Take a look at asscree series. Every game in there is better than this i'd say.
Anyone pre ordering a ubisoft game deserves it, they should seek help for a gambling problem
Sadly true!
It's a AAAA game, An Appalling Asinine Abomination.
She throws punches like it's the first time she's ever done it. Not only that, the punches don't even connect and she knocks down multiple people in seconds... She might be punching prodigy, Mike Tyson in his peak would get humbled by this scrawny lady with no training and she doesn't even know how to punch. Damn.
The punch animations really are pathetic, she's PULLING her fist into them for most of the stroke, there's no power behind it.
Wild sloppy haymakers.
And knocking out stormtroopers who are wearing plasteel armor.
and this makes the game terrible? lol get a life
"Why I oughtta!" ahh punches
lets be fair going into a ubisoft game today expecting a good experience is a long shot at best.
I wouldn't even download it from a torrent site
Yeah why even wasting disk space for bad games like this
lmao exactly
@@ttghhgg1918 LOL. I have both. Lol.
@@ttghhgg1918Oh yes, don't like shitty game = poor people, flawless logic
lol I got a free game code with my RTX card purchase, I don’t even want to play it for free
can't believe there are still people don't believe this game AI bad
Some people troll on purpose and ragebait, It's funny to see but unfortunately there's still a lot of people actually trying to defend this game. Like I get it if you enjoy the game I have no problems but saying it's good is another level of delusion, people can't understand that you can enjoy something and still call it bad like a movie so bad that it's actually fun etc.
I believe that the game has bad AI and things that need fixing but I still enjoy it
@@trainerbill2741 Good for you!
@@muaxh03true
@@trainerbill2741 i have no problem with people enjoying a bad game that's completely fine, my problem is with people defending the game and denying the problems and on top of that attacking those who point out the flaws, and also people saying "it's blown out of proportion", no it's not it's just that bad.
I like how she's able to knock these guys out with punches to the face.
Despite them wearing armor and helmets.
Ahsoka established that you can defeat droids made of metal by punching them in the head barefisted so this tracks.
@@ondrej_hrdinaAshoka is litteraly forced trained she borders superhuman by default and with the force its even more absurd
@@Freedmoon44 I meant the series Ahsoka. It was Sabine who fought droids with fists lmao
Have you ever seen a star wars movie ?
@@ondrej_hrdina Mace Windu was able to take out almost an entire droid army without his lightsaber in the OG Clone Wars cartoon.
In the later Clone Wars series there's instances of Clone Troopers punching droids and taking them out(and a couple of times where that didn't work out so well) so that tracks.
A a 120 lbish woman with no Force abilities knocking out troopers by punching them in the helmet is really getting into "much too silly" territory, though clearly there's a lot more issues with this game.
The branding of this game as “AAAA” really just perfectly encapsulates everything currently wrong with the gaming industry
Missed opportunity to edit in the “C’MON DO IT, KILL ME I’M HERE, DO IT” line from predator.
Love it. 🤣🤣
Or Joker's "C'mon, I want you to do it... Hit me-HITME!"
For some reason, i remembered New Blood games with Big John
this is the hard cannon of star wars, thank you ubi, you do a great job, ''only a stormmtroopers are so precise'' obi lie kenobi
SPOILER
only vader scene are good in this game auehauheua
The sad thing is Dinsey took the one scene from ANH where they DELIBERATLY let Leia and the others escape to track them and the memes/myth about storm troopers being terrible aim and made it canon despite that not being the fact. They turned ST who were the elite of the Empire into dime a dozen minons to beat up with ease.
@@Gdsryroxplus, to support what you are saying, the first film literally had Tarkin say that he’s taking a or of risk, letting the rebels go. Vader assures him that the princess will lead them to their rebel base. Meaning the stormtroopers were told to miss on purpose but enough pressure to get them to not realized they would be followed. And it worked. The Death Star was just the other side of yavin…. Not bothering parking the Death Star directly in front of the planet but I digress. Also there’s a video explaining the accuracy of the storm troopers on tantitive 4 where the troopers literally shot everyone dead at the airlock door. They had a super high accuracy compared to our soldiers who had a decent numbers of accuracy but really, in 1 to 3 shots fired from a stormtrooper, ended a rebels life. So yea. Stormtroopers are crazy accurate yet everyone hyper focuses on the moments they were told to miss.
@@TheLuconic I think the death star was not able to light speed to Yavin 4 directly, have to remeber in SW all craft travel along Hyperspace lanes which have been mapped out to be safe. Then their is the fact if they did a small skip to the other side of the planet they would still then have to turn the entire station around and reaim it all over again and make them CLOSER to the rebels. But yeah back to the first point besides the Death Star escape ST are seen being accurate and proficent in blasters.
@@Gdsryrox it's also disrespectful of Leia's intelligence. She points out immediately after their escape that the empire let them go, but Han said 'no way Jose I'm the best there is, time for my reward!' Probably why he felt a little guilty about leaving with the cash at the end of the film, he's the one that brought the empire to Yavin.
I just realized something, her punches are absolutely attrocious. Those "punches" are more her swinging her arm around like a god damn baseball bat. 5 years of wind up, its like a half hammerfist which would have 0 weight behind it and would barely stagger someone in a real stormtrooper outfit and hurt her more. Its like no one in the studio even bothered to look up "How to throw a proper punch"
Yeah, I'm unironically pretty sure that IRL plastic cosplay stormtrooper armor would render a person 100% immune to those extremely weak-looking punches.
She's hitting them with her wrists
Or for that matter, how to take a punch. After some of the punches the troopers hear knocks back in the same direction the punch came from. That's not how getting punched, much less physics, works.
It looks like when you punch in VR and it’s too dark so the headset can’t accurately track your arm💀
well clearly it's good enough as she can completely destroy 5 storm troopers in full armor with just her hands, even though they have guns
I love how they miss from less than ten yards away while they’re supposed to be the best shots in the galaxy, the sniper shoots into his wall, they literally die to punches, and they actually ask the KNOWN AND WANTED SUSPECT to leave politely, and even will shove her away instead of shooting her.
Their playtesters were game journalists, and they complained it was too hard.
At this point I'm calling them Ubithesda.
oof, imagine if this game had a tutorial where you have to jump and force dash... game journalists would be done
Ubithesdalectronic Artstivision
@@St4rTr3v1Ut10n sounds like a new curse in Harry Potter universe ngl 😂
You can at the very least swim in Bethesda games, so they got that much right compared to Outlaws. 😂
They really need to take a page out of Valve's book.
That stormtrooper shooting seems pretty movie-accurate
That grass never saw them coming!
1:06 she took down two guys with one punch, this is peak development incompetence.
well it is consistent with DisneyWars Throne Room fighting scene
now we just have to find the weapons that poped out of existance
You're just jealous of a strong woman!!!
@@DinoFancellu you got me, slay queen. 👸
I almost believed that she could have the strength to knock out a guy when the unarmored officer showed up but nah she used the force of punching a guy in full armor to knock him out
Also the one she takes down before those, says "nothing to report, stand by" right after being made unconscious. Peak logic!
AI is so polite, they don't shoot while your in combat
It's even funnier that you aren't hearing oblivion *combat* music, bc you truly aren't experiencing any combat
Oblivion has a combat system, and here you just press a button, for a second you go blind from bad animation, and then the enemy is dead. In Oblivion you had about 6 different attacks with different effects, here you have 1 attack with a cringe effect and a taste of budget corruption.
@@RedHorseArcher 6 different attack's, I think they'res only one (oblivion still way better than this crap)
The first witcher is better than this crap.
Point and click combat system.
F.E.A.R. a game from 19 years ago still has the best AI ever made for a video game, let that sink in.
Nah. That's 2nd best. Alien Isolation is 1st. I had almost stopped smoking when I started that game. Never finished it. *lights a cig on the embers of the previous one.*
FEAR’s AI is very simplistic, but it’s implemented very well. You can notice how dumb enemies are in a few open areas, especially in Perseus Mandate.
Bro what about Half Life? Every alien has its own AI. Even cockroaches have AI.
Stalker games are also pretty good when it comes to AI. Especially the modified version called Anomaly.
The sink is in
Crazy how Ubisoft was once, what I would have considered to be, the king of stealth with Splinter Cell and Assassin's Creed. Now, they produce "games" like this...
They must've taken the king of stealth moniker to heart. She just needs to find some bushes then they can walk right up to her and be unable to find her...
ubisoft game make up a lot of my ps2 era days.
prince of Persia
splinter cell ... heck all Tom clancy games
beyond good and evil
rayman, my early childhood as well on pc 95 or 98
brothers in arms.
very upsetting seeing them go from classics like that, to turds like this.
oh and speaking of star wars, the other big portion of ps2 games I had were of ea. funny, ea and ubisoft amazing games in the past, failed at star wars
@@kamo7293 Fallen Order and Survivor were both wins, Battlefront 2 got its redemption before EA stopped support
Calling Assassin's Creed and Splinter Cell "the kings of stealth" is hilarious. Those games were never good.
@@KissyKaede Splinter Cell was better than Metal Gear, but you're not ready for this conversation.
Ah yes, the terrifying 90lb girl knocking out stormtroopers by punching their armor with her bare hands.
working woman fears nothing
wouldnt make sense in any weight or sex unless youre some 7 foot zabrak beast, its bad because its bad.
0:57 when you swing left to right and they fall back right to left...
Even the reaction took full 180° from "Hey, what are you doing here" to "Nothing to report"
The game even has Oblivion physics
0:25 ah yes my fav payday dodge build "Inside a bush skill" also bulletproof
The game is pure trash but the double standards are crazy. When Horizon or TLOU pull the same exact invisible bush shit no one complain.
@@superking-nicolaslucau7252 Being hard to spot when inside a bush and not being able to be hurt in a bush even when detected are not the same thing
The Multi-Frequency Targeting and Acquisition System inside stormtrooper helmets cannot possibly cope with such tactics as being behind a few feet of light vegetation
@@FrederikSeerupNielsen Being "hard to spot" and being completely invisible are not the same thing. Play the games. In both Horizon and TLOU you are invisible in bushes, even when moving or when enemies stand 30 cm near you for TLOU or when they literally bump you in Horizon. Still in Horizon you can even stand up in front of an enemy if it's to shoot and stay invisible.
You can also beat up humongous machines with a tiny spear in one game or play a 19 year old girl overpowering armored adult males without a sweat (she even did it as a kid) in the other. Not to mention other aspects of mockery are well present in other games (like the enemies that won't shoot you if you're too close, doable easily in RDR2).
Fact is, all modern AAA games have those shitty mechanics (but Outlaws takes the prize for having shitty mechanics while not having the decency to at least be a decent game) and you're all hypocrites and sheep to criticize them only in certain games because it fits your hating agenda.
@@superking-nicolaslucau7252 That’s not the point… if you are detected in TLAO and you’re in a bush, you won’t be invulnerable to all forms of damage like we see in this video.
Imagine paying full price for this.
Imagine paying $130 to play it 3 days early.
You know, for that i can buy entire collection of video games on holiday sales.
Imagine paying
Umm...no. I actually can't. I can't even imagine playing this game.
No one even wants to pirate
If this game was a platformer, problably would win the GOTY.
It amazes me that she has fists of steel. I'm sure my hands would be hurting from punching stormtrooper helmets and armor.
stormtroopers act like they are knocked down to not make her feel bad
I might be wrong but I believe her knuckles actually have blood on them and are bruised
From all the punching she does
If I’m remembering right it’s a cool detail lol
Even if knocking stormtroopers out with basic punches is unrealistic
It doesn't hurt because her punchs don't even connect to begin with
Dude she can "assassinate" an enemy with a single slap. Talk about the strongest being in the universe
@@cap8588most vide games at least try to be believable, in AC you have retractable blade, in other games you’ll have knives or some sort of weapon, if not there will be a choking animation of some sort, but a character slapping someone in the back of the head? Overall the animations are laughable, but completely ignoring the fact that ST’s have helmets? You know when you play a game and you think “oh wow, that’s attention to detail!” This game is the exact opposite of that.
It's like watching the North Korean Football Team. You just know there is the pressure of a tyrant behind this, but not much else.
0:53 Stormtrooper with minigun: "hey what are you doing here?"
Kay Vess: 🤛🤜👊
Other stormtrooper: "Nothing to report, standby."
Stormtrooper woman? When, why? Oh yes of course, DEI ESG
@@T7011ytthat would at least explain why a woman is able to slap them unconscious, that is, if they weren’t wearing any armor 😂
If you've ever watched hockey, you know she'd be breaking her hand everytime she punches out of those helmets
1:24 it looks like literally throwing punches like you're faking a fight. Are you a ventrilofist?
lol yeah I've seen more believable choreography in TV shows.. and this is a video game where they can make FULL CONTACT and nobody gets hurt :P
When I saw these punches specifically I laughed so hard 😂😂😂😂 on the second stormtrooper it looks so exaggerated
0:12 lore accurate stormtroopers
In the movies the stormtroopers were pretending to shoot them because they wanted Leia to lead them to the rebel base. What's this game excuse?
@@ramonserna8089That's what OT fans like to pretend to justify the shitty incoherences of the movies
@@maxwellerobini1603 Huh..no. It's pretty obvious if you pay attention to the movie.
Dead joke bro
@@ramonserna8089 cope more
Y'all remember playing Halo on Legendary difficulty for the first time?... how have we come to this
Halo 2 on legendary gave me chest hair
This on any difficulty would probably make me fall asleep
This feels like the infamous "Legendary " speedrun of Halo on AGDQ.
They made every difficulty setting journalist difficulty.
halo2は大好きですが、最高難易度でジャッカルのスナイパーが一撃必殺のレーザーになっていた事だけは許せません。
Halo lengendary its not even hard if you compare it to some ps1 games, the alien rescuration game is ludiricus even with all the cheats on ( i legit manage to die having imortalaty on). I miss having to actualy have to stratagy and train to win a single player game, even the "hard ones" dont hold a candle to the old video games
Gotta say, the sprint into “stealth” takedown truly is a gaming moment of all time
The way she swings like a tabs character is so bizarre by throwing the whole upper body with the head stumbling around, if someone modded the punch sound and distortion out you could easily pass it as a gang beast animation
lol she does swing like a tabs character
It irks me so much that shes able to KO fully armored stormtroopers with her bare hands
Yeah, at least make her hit them with the blaster hilt or something. So lazy
If you want realism, go outside for once.
the power of wahman
@@citizen3000 lmao, nice one bro
@@citizen3000bro thought he was being cool😎
Devs wanted the realistic stormtrooper aim I guess
Punching men wearing armor, including the sharp edges on the Scout Trooper's helmet, and not feeling any pain is insane. The graphics look worse than 2012's Mass Effect 3, and the AI looks like easy mode on Star Wars Battlefront 2004. What a freaking joke. $70 my ass.
the fact he needed to make this video to prove it. There are some irl npcs fr.
Tbh I wouldn't believe it if I didn't saw it
There is one simple rule. Don't go on reddit for opinions. Everyone on reddit is either a bot or is brainwashed to the point the might as well be.
no, no... you misunderstand. That horrendous aim, that horrendous AI... I don't even own the game and I still refuse to believe this is highest difficulty. It just cannot be this bad.
Ironic comment
Retired stormtrooper. I had enough of this sh!t at work. One minute i was watching all my coworkers shoot above the grass where we last saw an enemy as per protocol, the next im falling from a punch that landed on my manager. They didn't even match my 401k and made me buy my own staples for company projects. Iv been eating jims lunch for so long i told myself his wifes cooking is the only reason i kept clocking in everyday, but once that ugly man hiding in the grass killed jim, i knew this wasn't for me
With useless AI like that, you'd think those storm troopers were NPC allies.
The reason I clicked on this video is because the girl on the thumbnail looks genuinely identical to my sim.
I find it hilarious that you can hear the sound of her bare fists breaking against the helmets.
🤣😂🤣
And she just keeps going, what a warrior.
Did not know there was different difficulties in that game, you can’t even tell. The difference from easy of hard
The difficulty is just how many hits the AI ragdoll can absorb before going down.
Fun fact: They had to INTENTIONALLY make the AI miss. Its way easier to make enemies with 100% accuracy than this kind of lobotomy-like npc's.
They probably dumbed the game down for children.
is it that hard to make them lock on and shoot the position you were at a second ago or slightly predict your movement for a "AAAA" game?
@@volcanic_sloth Once again, no one claimed this was an AAAA game.
I mean, that's what making AI in games is. Nobody likes to play against robots that hit every shot 100% of the time. The trick is the extent to which they're made flawed, and that's the problem here.
@@flaetsbnort making an ai miss isn't good game design, that just makes the game rng based, you're supposed to make the player dodge instead of standing still and hoping that nothing will hit them
At least in Battlefront 2 putting it on harder difficulty made the AI smarter along with increasing damage and health, what the hell is even this?
1:32 Been playing through Space Marine 2 and this trooper's "For the Empire!" cry is shameful. Put your lungs into it, brother!
man even Darktide's "For the Emperor!" shouts are better. voice of command goes hard
",sister"
Suspension of disbelief is a thing, but damn. Every bone in her hands would be fractured
1:23
-*stormtrooper getting decked*
-other stormtrooper literally right next to them: "what was that?"
peak gameplay
Must have been the wind
Stealth games be like:
1:20 Thats a FEMALE voice of a "stormtrooper". There were no female stormtroopers. And even if you buy the 7th episode movie "they started recruiting non clones" BS....this game is set in between the 5th and 6th episodes.
1:45 damn that face is probably what is affected by the difficulty because that is hard to look at 🤮
I SO agree with you
Mfs be happy standing in the bandwagon.
"something something....the transfer from the actual model, didn't cross over"
no. it was going to be a man as the antagonist. but then SBI got a hold of this project
RIP the face model Humberly González. who looks better in real life
oh and stellar blade. it was a 1 to 1 match of that woman, face and body
She beat up the stormtrooper with her bare hands...BY THE HELMET
0:34
i cant even make highground joke with this
Right, that belongs to 1:32
This should be called the "Canon" Difficulty
In Ubisoft’s defense, this is accurate for what Disney has done to Star Wars.
1:48 He just couldn't bring himself to do it...
He could have saved us all from the nightmares
The iconic bare-knuckle knockouts of fully armored stormtroopers we have come to love in Star Wars
Theres no way ubisoft claim this is a 'AAAA' game. Its the biggest pile of slop released in a while
Not once did the Stormtrooper AI considered lobbing a grenade at your approximated hiding location. That's so bad.
Yeah after 20 seconds someone should be all "screw this.. THERMAL DETONATOR DEPLOYED". Where's the excitement and intensity?
the stormtroopers in mine throw grenades at me constantly, I feel like they've edited this video like look I'm on hard but in reality they're playing on the easiest setting.
@@SARGER5 Post the clip.
@@aquapendulum they have fall damage protection on that right there should tell you something...
@@SARGER5 I didn't ask you to say more. I asked you to post the clip.
I hate every person that still gives Ubisoft money.
lol Ubisoft vision is good but there delivery is terrible. Few ghost recon games were good. Splinter cell was a masterpiece
@@ReachGG The old ubisoft is nothing alike the modern one
@@ReachGG Splinter Cell was good in the early 2000s which is where Ubisoft peaked. Literally as a company they peaked about 2 decades ago and have produced predominantly shit titles since. So ya, people who still give money to them are more of the problem than Ubisoft themselves.
@@ReachGGit's the old splinter cell games that are good, the newer ones are third person cods
You can hate me, the first thing I buy on Steam is The Crew 2 🤣
The fact that there are people who do their best to be positive about this game and try to defend it from criticism are the reason why we get releases like this.
I have put like 30 hours in this game (hardest diff) and I have never seen the behaviour in this video. I think they patched it out, if it ever existed at all.
@@suejak1 My condolences.
That health bar didn't move at all that whole time
This is why you don't buy Ubisoft games
"This is why you never own UBIsoft games."
Peak technology, armor that can't protect from a punch from a smallish woman.
This is what happens when you just crank out a game with a recognizable IP attached, rather than making a game you and your development team are fully invested in
Yeah, but then even less people would play their crappy game that's both terrible AND lacks a popular cultural backing. This was them giving 110%... Literally, as they imported a very small portion of other people's (The people's who once made Star Wars an epic phenomenon) work, thus the extra 10%.
0:55 What??? Her last punch she swung with her left hand going right, but the stormtrooper fell the opposite direction?