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I have one big exemple of IA that is better than this : assasin screed black flag AI , the worst part is that they literaly have the same stealth mécanique while assasin screed has a more développed one 😅.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming still trying to find any proof that this game was advertised as AAAA. Literally no mention of it being that from any one from ubisoft
I remember reading someone's comment that they like to pretend that the MC isn't actually an outlaw but rather, some high-official's daughter who pretends to be one. The official heavily spoils them, so everyone just goes along with it in fear of being punished.
Dude, I kinda did the same thing 😅😅 like practically every character you meet has way more main character energy than the actual main character... It makes it soooo hard to get into the story cause Kay is constantly whining about all the fucking up she does (not the player, cause Kay only fucks up in the cut scenes, and frankly in every single one) and how terrible her situation is, and all I can think is "just enlist with the empire!" She's practically dripping in stormtrooper energy, and she's a completely terrible person in her own narrative, so why doesn't she just BECOME a stormtrooper and actually get a steady paycheck to ruin everyone's life! A buckethead would absolutely fix that unchangeable haircut 😮💨😮💨 How you gonna design a game where cosmetics are the only incentive to engage with the allegiance "moral choice" meta game, but the player can do NOTHING about that AWFUL rats nest 80s perm!?
Splinter Cell, Double Agent: "Whistling is risky, since it attracts enemies to your position, and should be a last resort." (2006). Star Wars, Outlaws: "Whistling always attracts exactly one enemy for safe and easy dispatching." (2024)
Whistling is so OP in 'Outlaws'. Not only does it always attract exactly one enemy for an easy takedown, but it doesn't even attract the closest one! It attracts the closest enemy YOU'RE LOOKING AT! So you could have someone 5 meters behind you, and whistle to attract a guard in front that's 10 meters away.
@Legoman775 It's mostly Nepotism and DEI diversity/activist hires. Anybody that was truely passionate about making great games in the past has left the game industry because they aren't for the magical mythical "modern audience".
What's more stupid is that Storm Tropper armor is supposed to help protect against Kinetic attacks like blasters, so it would be even more harder to take a trooper down with your hand xD
@@anto2620 It's pretty comical that stormtroopers in Outlaws can tank like 6 blaster shots to the chest before dying, but they can be knocked out with a single bonk to the head from stealth or 3 punches in direct melee combat. This means that Kay's fist deals more damage than a blaster shot from her pistol 😆
interest in this wholeThis is one of those lack of logics that would be funny if the game was good like gta pedestrians geting run over by an abulence or minecraft blocks floating when you break a tree. But the problem is cuz theres not alot of qualitys to this game, the funny game logic turns into a wtf moment unfortnetly
Kay takes down a squad from behind a container, Princess Vespa killed the same amount of stormtroopers standing out in the open Rambo style. Which way is more badass?
I love the way the stormtroopers just drop their guns before she even touches them, so she can grab them by the hand for the takedown. Someone needs to test Kay's midichlorian count, because I think she's using jedi mind tricks here.
It's literally too slow for that kind of "throw" to knock anyone out, and I know a Vulcan neck pinch when I see one! This is clearly a Star Trek crossover, nothing else makes sense
Luke stopped using the force and started to whistle, so easily could trick Darth Vader to his demise. There after, Luke whistled again and he knew he now possessed the power to take down the emperor Palpatine him self.
@@dylangodofwar I like how 'Outlaws' is supposed to be a stealth game, but you can clear entire squads of stormtroopers by whistling from behind cover and taking everyone one by one 💀
Not gonna lie, if 'Outlaws' had a different story, different main character, better movement, better stealth, better AI, better combat and better progression system, it could be really good!
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Does disabled camera attract security personel? 🙂(Obviously I don't own this game, neither I made an effort to pirate it) Who Am i kidding, of course it doesn't.
@@GreyDeathVaccine No. No one will investigate destroyed cameras. Enemies can hear the shot if you destroy the camera that's very close to them or if they hear your blaster being fired. The hearing radius is pretty small, though. If they're about 30 meters from you, they won't hear you.
@@zephyrerazortail5478 StealthGamerBR. Yeah! I saw his video. Even a master of stealth games can't make this game's stealth look impressive 😂 I think it works way better as COMEDY!
I can't help but wonder why someone who looks like a petite young woman but can punch out armored enemies barefisted in rapid succession even bothers with stealth when she is clearly some sort of cyborg or demi-god.
As everyone knows, the first step in ballroom dancing is to drop your gun, so your partner can take your hand. These are very well trained troopers, and they know to do this on reflex.
Just crazy that the so called pinnacle of gaming, the first AAAA game, is just an unpolished, non-immersive game from 2013 that they threw a skin on & said ship it, we can’t afford another moment of development. I can’t imagine how frustrating it was as a game tester/designer to see your ideas & adjustments get shot down only to have this be the outcome in the end. The only thing “AAAA” about it was it’s marketing campaign and the sheer number of people working on what must be spaghetti code
All they had to do was copy some of the ideas and mechanics from older stealth games like Splinter Cell: Blacklist. I am actually a huge fan of the stealth genre. I love games like Dishonored, Splinter Cell, Hitman, etc. But the stealth systems in most modern games are just laughable. It's like the AI is evolving backwards compared to what we had 10, 15 or even 20 years ago.
@@RachmatRL There is a food stall in my town. A few years ago, the stall was packed with customers. I also used to buy from there sometimes. Then one day, I noticed that the cook was different. The owner and the food stall name were still the same, but I noticed that the food taste was not quite as good as before. Now, there are not many customers. Ubisoft, the company that created OG Assassin's Creed and Splinter Cell, is not the same as the current company. Clearly, all the old staff either retired or found better jobs. And they probably didn't teach enough to the new recruits before leaving. Maybe the HR department also picked the wrong criteria for selecting new people.
@@RRRRRRRRR33 Oh you mean entire trees made into battering ram traps. Yeah, and everyone sure does list Ewoks beating Storm Troopers in their Top 10 favorite Star Wars moments, don't they?🤭🫣
@@bloodysimile4893 C'mon now, such a ridiculous scene. Teddy bears using crude traps, sticks and stones to beat a sci-fi army who shoot lasers? Lucas was always a manchild, he tried to correlate that scene with the Vietnam war, but failed in the process. Return of the Jedi sucks, honestly, the ending is so good, amazing climax, that salvages the whole thing. Star Wars itself doesn't make sense, as a movie franchise, 12 movies or so and only the two originals are solid, everything else is flawed, why the hell you people love and defend such a inconsistent series?
I guess it's a joke? Developpers put tons of efforts, you can't even start to imagine how much work such a game requires. Yes, the stealth system is bad, but that doesn't mean developpers did not put efforts. First, because there are plenty of other aspects in the game (such as world building). Second, because often a bad system is not the result of bad coding but bad level design. The fact is game studios think players are bad and need a dumb AI, because otherwise they would not beat the game. I'm not saying outlaws is a great game, I am myself very disapointed. But I feel like most gamers don't get how hard it is to make a game and how much work it requires. That being said don't get mad at me 😅, I know you probably don't want to be disrespectful towards dev work (and I say this without anger or disrespect, don't get the work idea I'm not targeting you!), but I read this kind of comment everywhere and I needed to say what I think for once.
@@Chromwel-A I don't know how you find pride in being disrespectful to others. I wonder how you would react if people spit on your past 4 years hard work.
Kay's absurd super punch even had an easy solution, straight from the films: use regular Imperial Army or Navy troopers that were numerous, had little armour and less training, instead of putting Stormtroopers everywhere. Just reserve Stormtroopers for key Imperial installations that appear later in the game and make them impossible to take out quietly without the taser which Kay does obtain at some point.
This is a really good idea! I wish 'Outlaws' used the Empire the same way 'Andor' did. This would work for 3 main reasons: 1. Kay is a regular person, so it's a bit of a stretch that she mows down Imperial Stormtroopers like it's nothing. 2. Using stormtroopers sparingly would make their presence more significant. 3. It would make 'Outlaws' more unique. We are used to killing stormtroopers in games like The Force Unleashed, Battlefront or Jedi games. But we never see the Imperial Army.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Andor is exactly what I had in mind. Plus it makes no sense wasting supposedly loyal, elite Stormtroopers and Biker Scouts on backwater worlds with little interest to the Emperor. Except Kijimi, perhaps, and that's a stretch.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming And the Death Troopers should be like mini-bosses. They're supposed to be beyond-human elite soldiers, as if they'd be so easy to kill.
do what partisan 1941 did. make them react to body, make them do round call, make them interact with each other. make it so a stormtrooper takes time to stealthly dispose of in melee (and that a random peon does not)
Maybe try it out first before you dont play it at all. Its a big problem nowadays. Everyone is complaining about games and didnt even played it. For me it makes fun. The only thing that is bad are the knock outs of stormtroopers. The ki in my game is not that stupid. They literally see everything. Dont know why its so different to this video.
@@Sebby23 When you're like me and have very limited free time to play games, you don't wanna feel like you wasted time downloading and trying a game you didn't think you'd like anyways. I'm not out here critiquing the game, I'm just saying even for free I'm not interested in giving it my time
Most of the people she punched were wearing helmets. Most of them didn’t even look like they got hit that hard. I’m not the strongest guy, but even I could take most of those punches without a helmet.
Yes! It's because the game doesn't expect you to knock him out. Enemies are conveniently positioned in such a way that you can easily walk around everyone undetected like I showed at the very beginning. This particular officer is barking orders at the Pykes and rushing them to be faster. If you knock him out before he finishes his lines, he'll continue speaking, even while unconscious.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming That seems to be a pretty big oversight that the devs didn’t even anticipate the player knocking him out. I’ve seen a game (Ultrakill) where you can skip an entire boss fight by tossing a coin to the boss to pay the toll like a normal person. Also, that one moment had me thinking of a Transformers One clip I saw on TH-cam promoting the film, which explains my comment being a series of quotes.
it's funny how the same company that makes games about assassins makes a game where pleople don't notice unconscious bodies right in front of them, and npcs can talk while knocked out
@@Friendlyfirefish 'Ubisoft have marketed Star Wars: Outlaws as a AAAA experience. And I whole heartedly agree. It absolutely is… if AAAA stands for Absolutely Atrocious And Abysmal. In fact, if Concord and Dustborn hadn’t already released to shockingly bad reception (or a lack thereof), Outlaws would perhaps be getting way more flack than it currently is.' -- the review geek
In Outlaws, enemies have extremely tiny cones of vision and they can't hear anything past about 20-30 meters. So you can shoot your blaster right outside this zone and they won't notice
Taking out the entire company of storm troopers, one at a time, to Strauss’ Blue Danube was quality old-school lulz (dare I say, it was topkek). This video was far more entertaining than any of my time playing the game.
@@harryb.3940 cos star wars was amazing before yeah? "Let's hope disney can redeem star wars" you all were saying when it was bought. Redeem it from what?
If You ever feel useless, remember that imperial soldiers wear full body armor and helmets. Remember Aiden from Watch Dogs (game from Ubistoft by the way)? He used telescopic baton as melee weapon. So in Star Wars universum some kind of collapsible stun baton or glove/knuckles would fit better instead of bare fists.
Honestly, it's such a bizarre design choice. Hundreds of people worked on this game and no one was sensible enough to say that bonking stormtroopers in the head with bare fists is lame??? They could have given Kay some electric baton or a taser. It's so obvious
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Of course it is bizzare and honestly idiotic - this universe is not about competetive/sport fighting where both sides must be somewhat balanced. As an outlaw main protagonist should use a lot of concealed tools, especially weapons. Fighting with bare fists is not lame in my opinion but when character is like Kratos from God of War or something like that. But for an not-so-buffed-woman? It looks ridiculous. I guess she has the powers of "strong independent woman" and "confidence".
@@Maxio1606 Oulaws lacks interesting gear in general. There are no mines, throwable lures, mini cameras, sleeping gas grenades, poison darts, throwing knives or anything of that sort. Splinter Cell Blacklist from 2011 has 10x more gadgets and interesting things you can do in stealth.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Indeed, aldo Metal Gear Solid 5 is one of the best examples how gadgets should look and work. That disc with inflatable decoy is the best, especially when later upgraded to do an electric shock when it pops. I didn't play SW Outlaws but I see that game creators instead of being creative just added Nix and called it a day.
@@Maxio1606 MGSV has amazing stealth features that let the players be very creative. I'm surprised that in almost a decade since its release, there weren't any similar games.
Okay but actually how in the world were they okay with that being the melee takedown animation on PEOPLE WEARING HELMETS?!? ITS NOT LIKE THIS GANE TAKES PLACE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT NON LETHAL WAYS OF TAKING PEOPLE DOWN EXIST THAT COULD EASILY GO THROIGH A HELMET?!? JUST BASH YOUR FIST INTO EM THATLL WORK CALL IT A DAY.....A LITERAL BIG STICK WOULD LOOK BETTER HAVE MORE FLARE AND MAKE MORE SENSE, BUT NAAAAAHHH WE MADE ONE ANIMATION, WHO NEEDS ANYMORE THAN JUST THE ONE?!?
@@Friendlyfirefish In lore ewoks are supposed to be REALLY strong physically. And at least they had some kind of weapon, it's not like they were punching through their helmets. This is completely lazy and impossible to defend. Like it or not, everything woke turns to shit.
@fedemonzon9494 you know a stick is only as strong as the arm that swings it yeah? Get a light stick, swing it fast it will hurt skin but gonna do nothing against padding. Get a club and swing it with little force and its not gonna do much. And lore established after the fact because of the criticism of the ewoks winning. You can't write a story, have the story criticised in a way you don't like so write later "btw, this here explains why that happened". Thats not how stories work. Things need to be established during, not after. Where in the movie does it establish they are strong? When Han easily moves the end of a spear pointed at him with one hand? Doesn't set up a strong being at all does it. Or the need for them to set up traps/have weapons in the first place. Doesn't really set up that they are innate physically strong being at all. We use tools and our brains because of our physical short comings. Unarmed you arent doing too well against a bear. They need tools and traps so can't be too physically powerful.
The more I see of this game, the more glad I am that I didn’t buy it. It’s just bad. Without the Star Wars logo on the box, this game would already have been forgotten about
@@paddy1993 even with a name attached why does it live free in your heads? You know what I do of I don't like something. I forget it exists almost immediately. Band releases a bad album, I just don't listen to it again. Bad movie, I don't watch it again. Bad game, I stop playing it. Bad book, I stop reading it. I watched the prequels once as a teen and thought "meh" and didnt think of them again (revisited them again as an adult thinking maybe a mature mind will view it differently but nope, still meh) yet you geeks are still whining daily about the sequels. Why?
(1:27) if you think about it, with them squirming so much she could actually punch high when they bend over. Considering she kills stormtroopers with just a fist, that could result in a pet in powdered form...
The takedown animations in Watch Dogs Legion are some of the best in the business. Look up a compilation if you haven't played the game. So how come they are so awkward and weak in this game?
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It's getting hit with the weird gun from the 1993 Mario Brothers Movie.
I have one big exemple of IA that is better than this : assasin screed black flag AI , the worst part is that they literaly have the same stealth mécanique while assasin screed has a more développed one 😅.
We need comparison of Star Wars Outlaws and Half Life Npc
its called devolving but hear ya 😂
@@CinematicSeriesGaming still trying to find any proof that this game was advertised as AAAA. Literally no mention of it being that from any one from ubisoft
I remember reading someone's comment that they like to pretend that the MC isn't actually an outlaw but rather, some high-official's daughter who pretends to be one. The official heavily spoils them, so everyone just goes along with it in fear of being punished.
This actually makes so much more sense than the actual game.
bruh out here just revealing the true story line of the game.
Dude, I kinda did the same thing 😅😅 like practically every character you meet has way more main character energy than the actual main character... It makes it soooo hard to get into the story cause Kay is constantly whining about all the fucking up she does (not the player, cause Kay only fucks up in the cut scenes, and frankly in every single one) and how terrible her situation is, and all I can think is "just enlist with the empire!"
She's practically dripping in stormtrooper energy, and she's a completely terrible person in her own narrative, so why doesn't she just BECOME a stormtrooper and actually get a steady paycheck to ruin everyone's life! A buckethead would absolutely fix that unchangeable haircut 😮💨😮💨
How you gonna design a game where cosmetics are the only incentive to engage with the allegiance "moral choice" meta game, but the player can do NOTHING about that AWFUL rats nest 80s perm!?
Or Maybe they too believe in DEI hires
😅
This "game" makes skyrim guards look like a omni-aware elite force.
Then there's Oblivion where the guards detect you doing crimes from across the entire map and swiftly arrive out of thin air to arrest you.
@@coltonwilkie241 well...
Those actually are an omi-aware elite force^^
"I used to be an outlaw like you, but then I took a laser to the knee..."
I was gonna comment that it’s like they set out to out-do Bethesda’s version of “Must have been the wind…”
@@MrChase115 "must have been the force"
The fighting animations were 100% made by people who never threw a punch in their lives
The game*
How can a 130 lb woman can have that power in the hands?
@@danielblitzke3909 She got massive knuckles
@@Finn-r1x massive bloody knuckles from all of the dents in the helmets she made
@@phillipc1819 lol
Truly a ‘AAAA’ studio experience.
the number of A's overflows so it comes back to zero
I think AAAA only refers to the pointless costs of developing. I mean, it took them 6 years to make a naval battle game
Don't get to excited, Ubisoft is known at best for only AA titles. They are half baked and buggy, and boring generic.
@@travisv6408 I disagree on the far cry and Assassin's Creed series. Both are great
should be hAhAhAhA
“I wonder everyone keeps wondering over to that corner?”
*Hears Whistle*
“Huh, what was that? Better go check it out alone.”
@@M8OfTheNorth ubisoft logic😂
there's someone prowling around here must've been the wind
Splinter Cell, Double Agent: "Whistling is risky, since it attracts enemies to your position, and should be a last resort." (2006).
Star Wars, Outlaws: "Whistling always attracts exactly one enemy for safe and easy dispatching." (2024)
Whistling is so OP in 'Outlaws'. Not only does it always attract exactly one enemy for an easy takedown, but it doesn't even attract the closest one! It attracts the closest enemy YOU'RE LOOKING AT! So you could have someone 5 meters behind you, and whistle to attract a guard in front that's 10 meters away.
In Splinter Cell, you whisper 3rd time in that game they'll alert.
i swear ubi has developed other games where whistling attracts EVERYONE in sound range. Why its different here idk, incompetence i guess
@@CinematicSeriesGamingnow thats what I call AAAA^2 game design
@Legoman775
It's mostly Nepotism and DEI diversity/activist hires. Anybody that was truely passionate about making great games in the past has left the game industry because they aren't for the magical mythical "modern audience".
I like how stormtroopers wear high-tech full body armor and still get knocked unconscious with a single bare fisted punch.
Having an electric baton or a taser would be too cool. Ubisoft had to tone it down so 'Outlaws' doesn't overshadow MJ missions in Spider-Man 😄
What's more stupid is that Storm Tropper armor is supposed to help protect against Kinetic attacks like blasters, so it would be even more harder to take a trooper down with your hand xD
@@anto2620 It's pretty comical that stormtroopers in Outlaws can tank like 6 blaster shots to the chest before dying, but they can be knocked out with a single bonk to the head from stealth or 3 punches in direct melee combat. This means that Kay's fist deals more damage than a blaster shot from her pistol 😆
girrrrrl power , in DEI dreams.
@@andre-7423 bro, don't say "DEI" cuz I might die of cringe 💀
Love it how the commander is just like, well, over half of my squad just walked off and disappeared. Seems legit.
I like even better the last stormtrooper just standing there alone in the end. :)
He has seen the E4 mafiaat work before. They are probably off just napping or doing vehicle maintenance.
Breaking formation in front of your CO is a big no no
No "permission to speak, sir?" or nothing, just walk right out from the formation.
This girl must have the force if she's straight up bare-knuckling full armor stormtroopers.
And it doesn't even *look* like a good punch
in this case, she's "straight up" doing enough damage as a blaster
She has the power of woman
In Sand Land you take down guards by scaring them. Somehow it is less absurd than this and the stealth parts are actualy STEALTH!!!
interest in this wholeThis is one of those lack of logics that would be funny if the game was good like gta pedestrians geting run over by an abulence or minecraft blocks floating when you break a tree. But the problem is cuz theres not alot of qualitys to this game, the funny game logic turns into a wtf moment unfortnetly
So whistling always lures *exactly* one guy towards you. So realistic
@@AlexPBenton yeah I want to aim my whistles like that.
@@AlexPBenton its the AAAA experience
If this game was made after Space Balls and not Star Wars it could have been a masterpiece 😂
"You idiots, these are not them, you captured their stunt doubles"
LOL. Old-school reference.....
Kay takes down a squad from behind a container, Princess Vespa killed the same amount of stormtroopers standing out in the open Rambo style. Which way is more badass?
“I knew it, I’m surrounded by a**holes!”
I'm surrounded by ASSHOLES!!
This is one of the best uses of classical music in a montage of fail
Thanks! I love editing to classical music and I think most of my best edits use classical compositions.
It’s the juxtaposition
I love the way the stormtroopers just drop their guns before she even touches them, so she can grab them by the hand for the takedown. Someone needs to test Kay's midichlorian count, because I think she's using jedi mind tricks here.
I'm actually surprised you remember her name
She mastered Steven Seagall's art of bullshido
It's literally too slow for that kind of "throw" to knock anyone out, and I know a Vulcan neck pinch when I see one! This is clearly a Star Trek crossover, nothing else makes sense
Turns out Luke never needed the force. If he wanted to defeat the empire, he just needed to learn how to whistle.
Luke stopped using the force and started to whistle, so easily could trick Darth Vader to his demise.
There after, Luke whistled again and he knew he now possessed the power to take down the emperor Palpatine him self.
3:26 when an incredibly soft glancing blow from someone half your size, knocks you out through a helmet
@@McNab1986 He just wanted an excuse to get some sleep
Adding to this, the stormtrooper just stands there and lets it happen. It doesnt have any impact or anything
@@2lazy2type2 Maybe Adione6269 is right, he just wanted an excuse to go sleep
These takedows are so braindead omg
I punched a man wearing a full head helmet once..... and now I have to wank left handed... real bugger to be honest. 😂
The hand hold punch around the corner looks like something you'd learn from a fake self defense class lol.
:26
These guards are so moronic it's beautiful. And their voice lines:
"Uergh"
Oscar-worthy
the aerial takedown is just her pressing their shoulders into the dirt
3:25 😂 bro just drops his gun
Imagine going through rigorous training just to die by a slim woman's fist
While wearing full armor.
@@JohnDog-bb4nrThose helmets aren't for protection. They have advanced optics to help with their aim.
Yea the slim woman part isn't even as big an issue as the full body armor
Yes, it is. Those are the worst animated cartoonish punches i jave ever seen@@talmanes4589
@@DavidLee-vi8dsplease tell me you’re joking or this is the most insane level of cope I’ve ever seen
This game’s AI is so broken that it feels like a fever dream
Knocked out officer on the ground: IS THIS AS QUICKLY AS YOU CAN GO???
@@CinematicSeriesGamingDead body existing:
Stormtrooper: *”Nothing to report”*
@@dylangodofwar I like how 'Outlaws' is supposed to be a stealth game, but you can clear entire squads of stormtroopers by whistling from behind cover and taking everyone one by one 💀
Aliens colonial marine comes to mind
It broke since watch dog that if single one alerted but you kill em before he react, a whole place alerted for no reason..
The officer that wouldn't shut up, even after being knocked out, was the perfect touch to the comedy of the situation.
"My lord! our stormtroopers are getting knocked out very easily!"
"Have they developed a new weapon?"
"Fists"
Not gonna lie, if 'Outlaws' had a different story, different main character, better movement, better stealth, better AI, better combat and better progression system, it could be really good!
"If this game was completely different it'd be good" No shit Sherlock.
@@PardamLima1027 That's the joke you low IQ fool
It's opposite day again
It is the best StarTrek game that EA published this year.
@@PardamLima1027You don’t get sarcasm I see.
they can travel through space at lightspeed but they have no security cameras
Actually there are cameras in this game! You can disable them with an ion shot
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Does disabled camera attract security personel? 🙂(Obviously I don't own this game, neither I made an effort to pirate it)
Who Am i kidding, of course it doesn't.
@@GreyDeathVaccine No. No one will investigate destroyed cameras. Enemies can hear the shot if you destroy the camera that's very close to them or if they hear your blaster being fired. The hearing radius is pretty small, though. If they're about 30 meters from you, they won't hear you.
@@GreyDeathVaccinelike in splinter cell? No, they don't
@@CinematicSeriesGamingwhich implies nobody is watching the cameras in the first place
I can't get over the fact that someone looked at this and said: "Yeah fuck it, good enough, release this shit!"
"And we'll charge them 70 bucks for it, then make an ultimate edition and sell it for twice that much."
Someone looked at this and said to marketing "promote that as AAAA, not just triple-A"
You laughed but that is exactly what happened according to their latest interview and statement they made
Not just one either 😂😂😂
Just close this shit company...
Those stealth takedowns were actually unsatisfying to even just watch.
They're like a fucking car crash - I can't help but wonder what the actual hell
A "Psycho Stealth" YTber played this and even he couldn't make it look good...
@@zephyrerazortail5478 StealthGamerBR. Yeah! I saw his video. Even a master of stealth games can't make this game's stealth look impressive 😂 I think it works way better as COMEDY!
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Indeed
@@CinematicSeriesGaming lol, even him can’t make it look good. That’s how trash the game is xD
Wearing armor and still going out in one strike without a blunt object
Heavier blunt object, technically your fists are blunt.
@@insertname3977 yeah if they had no nerves and were made of steel instead of flesh.
her bare fist is a blunt object
"Get that thing away from me!" - walks right to it...
I can't help but wonder why someone who looks like a petite young woman but can punch out armored enemies barefisted in rapid succession even bothers with stealth when she is clearly some sort of cyborg or demi-god.
Kay's built different 💪
Alex Pereirra’s sister probably
@@bigheadrhino chama
The sound department put no effort into making her punches sound like they actually have weight and power to them 😂
@@hokutoshinken-chrisarmstro131 The punches don't even actually connect.
The way she grabs their hand as if to invite to a dance and they just go with it. 🤣
Ngl, this animation is the main reason why I chose classical music 😂 That + classical music is fun to edit to.
That is bloody silly 😂. Acolyte is a bloody joke
Already dropped their gun before it even started
They drop their guns before she even grabs their hands. So funny.
Like giving up on life a second before being handled.
As everyone knows, the first step in ballroom dancing is to drop your gun, so your partner can take your hand. These are very well trained troopers, and they know to do this on reflex.
Just crazy that the so called pinnacle of gaming, the first AAAA game, is just an unpolished, non-immersive game from 2013 that they threw a skin on & said ship it, we can’t afford another moment of development.
I can’t imagine how frustrating it was as a game tester/designer to see your ideas & adjustments get shot down only to have this be the outcome in the end.
The only thing “AAAA” about it was it’s marketing campaign and the sheer number of people working on what must be spaghetti code
All they had to do was copy some of the ideas and mechanics from older stealth games like Splinter Cell: Blacklist. I am actually a huge fan of the stealth genre. I love games like Dishonored, Splinter Cell, Hitman, etc. But the stealth systems in most modern games are just laughable. It's like the AI is evolving backwards compared to what we had 10, 15 or even 20 years ago.
„Get that Thing away from me“ - proceeds to walk near the thing
Even a Bethesda game has more depth in their stealth. Enemies at least react to a body.
Now that is just depressing... what happens to the game industry
@@NekoLilium2012 and even sadder because this game was made by the same company who made assassin's creed and splinter cell
@@RachmatRL Shit, this is indeed sad news...
@@RachmatRL There is a food stall in my town. A few years ago, the stall was packed with customers. I also used to buy from there sometimes. Then one day, I noticed that the cook was different. The owner and the food stall name were still the same, but I noticed that the food taste was not quite as good as before. Now, there are not many customers.
Ubisoft, the company that created OG Assassin's Creed and Splinter Cell, is not the same as the current company. Clearly, all the old staff either retired or found better jobs. And they probably didn't teach enough to the new recruits before leaving. Maybe the HR department also picked the wrong criteria for selecting new people.
DEI incentives for hiring sindicalised developers instead of good ones
This game should be call One Punch Woman.
More like One Chin Woman since her big chin is bigger that that her head
1-2 punch women you mean
Punching armor with her bare hand . Iron fists and superstrong because woman.
*Storm Troopers before this game:* My aim, it does nothing!
*Storm Troopers after this game:* My armor, it does nothing!
Let's be fair, they got beaten by sticks in Return of Jedi (one of the worst scenes in the series, talking about a great source of inspiration)
@@RRRRRRRRR33
Oh you mean entire trees made into battering ram traps. Yeah, and everyone sure does list Ewoks beating Storm Troopers in their Top 10 favorite Star Wars moments, don't they?🤭🫣
@@GabrielBoorom Also after the element of surprise wore off and the Stormtroopers regrouped they pretty much started kicking the Ewoks butts
@@RRRRRRRRR33 many Ewoks die in that battle. And thrown rocks are no joke.
Also, Ewoks are a nightmare if you play as the empire in Battlefront.
@@bloodysimile4893 C'mon now, such a ridiculous scene. Teddy bears using crude traps, sticks and stones to beat a sci-fi army who shoot lasers? Lucas was always a manchild, he tried to correlate that scene with the Vietnam war, but failed in the process. Return of the Jedi sucks, honestly, the ending is so good, amazing climax, that salvages the whole thing. Star Wars itself doesn't make sense, as a movie franchise, 12 movies or so and only the two originals are solid, everything else is flawed, why the hell you people love and defend such a inconsistent series?
3:52 They're just dying in the exact same place and the bodies don't even have any form of collision
The imperial officer is actually unconscious, sneering bitching at subordinates is so heavily drilled into them they do it in their sleep
The effort you put into this video is more than what the developers put in their game.
I guess it's a joke? Developpers put tons of efforts, you can't even start to imagine how much work such a game requires. Yes, the stealth system is bad, but that doesn't mean developpers did not put efforts. First, because there are plenty of other aspects in the game (such as world building). Second, because often a bad system is not the result of bad coding but bad level design. The fact is game studios think players are bad and need a dumb AI, because otherwise they would not beat the game.
I'm not saying outlaws is a great game, I am myself very disapointed. But I feel like most gamers don't get how hard it is to make a game and how much work it requires.
That being said don't get mad at me 😅, I know you probably don't want to be disrespectful towards dev work (and I say this without anger or disrespect, don't get the work idea I'm not targeting you!), but I read this kind of comment everywhere and I needed to say what I think for once.
@@dantefilsdespardaI actually want to disrespect the dev
@@Chromwel-A I don't know how you find pride in being disrespectful to others. I wonder how you would react if people spit on your past 4 years hard work.
People just focus on the bad things but there's so much hard work been put into this game e.g.Tatooine is lovingly crafted & true to the movies.
@@dantefilsdesparda lol yeah hard work
the unconscious NPC inadvertently dissing the game lol
0:43 you know this a bad stealth game when the people that are supposed to be knock out are still talking as if nothing even happen
Empire special needs daycare program
-literally sees her teabagging and says "must be the wind"
-Also why is he stick talking while knocked out, even zenitsu cant do that
6:15 no need for him to jojo pose this hard
Bro died in STYLE!
“In case you haven’t noticed I’m. Still. Waiting” had me dead 🤣
I like how kindly everyone drops his weapon and stands still once he comes in range for being knocked out by a gentle touch on the helmet.
It barely registers as a slap, but they just go down.
They are playing along because woman.
All that "Perfect Stealth" to be foiled by a forcefield door, such beauty, such grace....
It's reached a point in these games where I feel all of the guards are legally blind without glasses. And they don't have their glasses.
I like how the stormtrooper lets go of his weapon so he can be xatched by his arm for a knockout.
Kay's absurd super punch even had an easy solution, straight from the films: use regular Imperial Army or Navy troopers that were numerous, had little armour and less training, instead of putting Stormtroopers everywhere.
Just reserve Stormtroopers for key Imperial installations that appear later in the game and make them impossible to take out quietly without the taser which Kay does obtain at some point.
This is a really good idea! I wish 'Outlaws' used the Empire the same way 'Andor' did. This would work for 3 main reasons:
1. Kay is a regular person, so it's a bit of a stretch that she mows down Imperial Stormtroopers like it's nothing.
2. Using stormtroopers sparingly would make their presence more significant.
3. It would make 'Outlaws' more unique. We are used to killing stormtroopers in games like The Force Unleashed, Battlefront or Jedi games. But we never see the Imperial Army.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Andor is exactly what I had in mind. Plus it makes no sense wasting supposedly loyal, elite Stormtroopers and Biker Scouts on backwater worlds with little interest to the Emperor. Except Kijimi, perhaps, and that's a stretch.
@darthrizzen9349 But your idea require actual game design :D
@@CinematicSeriesGaming And the Death Troopers should be like mini-bosses. They're supposed to be beyond-human elite soldiers, as if they'd be so easy to kill.
do what partisan 1941 did. make them react to body, make them do round call, make them interact with each other. make it so a stormtrooper takes time to stealthly dispose of in melee (and that a random peon does not)
That “nothing to report” killed me 😂
R.I.P 🪦
4:21 you literally knocked out the Entire Ubisoft Developers.
As dumb as everything else is, I i think the cart at 7:27 just phasing through the officer has to be the dumbest of all.
The cat and trash sound you made for the guy falling is gold this videos very well edited
The way she grabs their hand before pulling and punching them lol
Yeah. It's like they're going to start a dance. Try pulling that in real life. No way that's possible.
@@conyo985 it might work. On a small child.
Yeah, she really “pulls” them in.
@@conyo985 seen in in dozens of martial arts movies where the hero should have their arse handed to them too. Almost like it's fiction.
I got this game free when I purchased some PC parts, and I still don't wanna play it. You'd literally have to pay me
It can be quite funny, to be honest. Messing with the stupid AI is nice
@@CinematicSeriesGamingI would gladly play MGS5 again and again instead
Nah if you encourage mediocrity like that you are part of the problem we'll never get good games again@CinematicSeriesGaming
Maybe try it out first before you dont play it at all. Its a big problem nowadays. Everyone is complaining about games and didnt even played it. For me it makes fun. The only thing that is bad are the knock outs of stormtroopers. The ki in my game is not that stupid. They literally see everything. Dont know why its so different to this video.
@@Sebby23 When you're like me and have very limited free time to play games, you don't wanna feel like you wasted time downloading and trying a game you didn't think you'd like anyways. I'm not out here critiquing the game, I'm just saying even for free I'm not interested in giving it my time
Most of the people she punched were wearing helmets. Most of them didn’t even look like they got hit that hard. I’m not the strongest guy, but even I could take most of those punches without a helmet.
thats the problem you are a GUY! only a strong indepedent w0m@n can have such power
love how the takedowns don't even make sense. Like she one punch knocks out armor clad trained soldiers!
4:57 That reaction was straight out of The Sims 😂
I'm not sure whether I should be sad about the state of modern gaming or impressed by the 100% lore-accurate stormtrooper AI.
They're not even lore accurate
The joke is that stormtroopers are dumb
0:39
“He wouldn’t stop talking.”
“Even when he was unconscious?”
“Especially when he was unconscious!”
Yes! It's because the game doesn't expect you to knock him out. Enemies are conveniently positioned in such a way that you can easily walk around everyone undetected like I showed at the very beginning. This particular officer is barking orders at the Pykes and rushing them to be faster. If you knock him out before he finishes his lines, he'll continue speaking, even while unconscious.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming That seems to be a pretty big oversight that the devs didn’t even anticipate the player knocking him out. I’ve seen a game (Ultrakill) where you can skip an entire boss fight by tossing a coin to the boss to pay the toll like a normal person.
Also, that one moment had me thinking of a Transformers One clip I saw on TH-cam promoting the film, which explains my comment being a series of quotes.
A man of duty
2:02 "Nothing to report" jajajajajajaja 😂
"Must've been a wind"
it's funny how the same company that makes games about assassins makes a game where pleople don't notice unconscious bodies right in front of them, and npcs can talk while knocked out
those stormtroopers being picked one by one if pure comedy lmfao
black droid is blown up at 6:18, the head falls white and red... AAAA gaming at its finest.
@@ryanbarker5217 show me where they advertised it as AAAA
@@Friendlyfirefish 'Ubisoft have marketed Star Wars: Outlaws as a AAAA experience. And I whole heartedly agree. It absolutely is… if AAAA stands for Absolutely Atrocious And Abysmal. In fact, if Concord and Dustborn hadn’t already released to shockingly bad reception (or a lack thereof), Outlaws would perhaps be getting way more flack than it currently is.' -- the review geek
@@ryanbarker5217 that's a review. Where is that marketing. I can't find it anywhere. Not one person from ubisoft calling it AAAA
@@Friendlyfirefish probably because they removed it. the shills call it AAAA for a reason, and it's not because they're doing it on their own.
@@ryanbarker5217 ... so you can't find the source of ubisoft marketing calling it a AAAA game?
0:50 Waiting for what? 😆
The sweet release of death
6:32 the whistle before the punch got me 😂😂😂
Tom & Jerry ahh stealth
Somehow this scrawny girlboss can knock out a grown man in full body armor and a helmet with a single punch.
Why not , bat girl withno training wiped the floor with men twice her size
Dark Helmet: I'm surrounded by assholes
To call the AI braindead would still be overselling it.
"Braindead" implies that was a brain to begin with
In Dishonored (2012, I think) if you used the gun the entire garrison would statt looking for you
In Outlaws, enemies have extremely tiny cones of vision and they can't hear anything past about 20-30 meters. So you can shoot your blaster right outside this zone and they won't notice
That offer was knocked out but yet giving orders, that's some dedication to his work. They need more people like him in the empire.
Yooooooo!! A Hat in Time Music for the Stealth music? Nice choice.
4:45 That leap-out-and-punch was telegraphed slower than the goddamn pony express.
Nothing to report. Must have been the wind or rats may be😅
For King and country!! For the Alliance!!
@@collateraldamage4453 like every stealth game in existence
Taking out the entire company of storm troopers, one at a time, to Strauss’ Blue Danube was quality old-school lulz (dare I say, it was topkek).
This video was far more entertaining than any of my time playing the game.
I love how each Stormtrooper just accepts their fate when they get near her and realise
The stealth mechanics are the equivalent to a cartoon villain loudly shushing the camera as they tiptoe past the hero .
I love how when i hear classical music, i know for a fact im in for something gory, violent,obscene, funny or very weird.
What a treat.
I don't even care about these games but your editing was phenomenal
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Looks like a real Disney-Star-Wars masterpiece. Is this the new Rey-Movie?😅
Perhaps that will the next star wars game centering the sequels will be like.
@@harryb.3940 cos star wars was amazing before yeah? "Let's hope disney can redeem star wars" you all were saying when it was bought. Redeem it from what?
4:15 bro is getting pulled a like 3 year old whos being forced to leave the toy shop
I love the "HAUGH?!" noise the enemies make.
6:19 did this droid just change its colour from black to white after he exploded? 🤦
Bro changed sides 😆
I almost made an MJ joke
@@Caine_west I think you just did. Still he put in way more work into turning white then they put into this game
Imagine one slap from this girl can turn Sith Lord to Jedi. Something like brainwashing.
Colors are relative now
If You ever feel useless, remember that imperial soldiers wear full body armor and helmets.
Remember Aiden from Watch Dogs (game from Ubistoft by the way)? He used telescopic baton as melee weapon. So in Star Wars universum some kind of collapsible stun baton or glove/knuckles would fit better instead of bare fists.
Honestly, it's such a bizarre design choice. Hundreds of people worked on this game and no one was sensible enough to say that bonking stormtroopers in the head with bare fists is lame??? They could have given Kay some electric baton or a taser. It's so obvious
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Of course it is bizzare and honestly idiotic - this universe is not about competetive/sport fighting where both sides must be somewhat balanced. As an outlaw main protagonist should use a lot of concealed tools, especially weapons.
Fighting with bare fists is not lame in my opinion but when character is like Kratos from God of War or something like that. But for an not-so-buffed-woman? It looks ridiculous. I guess she has the powers of "strong independent woman" and "confidence".
@@Maxio1606 Oulaws lacks interesting gear in general. There are no mines, throwable lures, mini cameras, sleeping gas grenades, poison darts, throwing knives or anything of that sort. Splinter Cell Blacklist from 2011 has 10x more gadgets and interesting things you can do in stealth.
@@CinematicSeriesGaming Indeed, aldo Metal Gear Solid 5 is one of the best examples how gadgets should look and work. That disc with inflatable decoy is the best, especially when later upgraded to do an electric shock when it pops. I didn't play SW Outlaws but I see that game creators instead of being creative just added Nix and called it a day.
@@Maxio1606 MGSV has amazing stealth features that let the players be very creative. I'm surprised that in almost a decade since its release, there weren't any similar games.
Okay but actually how in the world were they okay with that being the melee takedown animation on PEOPLE WEARING HELMETS?!? ITS NOT LIKE THIS GANE TAKES PLACE IN A UNIVERSE WHERE A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT NON LETHAL WAYS OF TAKING PEOPLE DOWN EXIST THAT COULD EASILY GO THROIGH A HELMET?!? JUST BASH YOUR FIST INTO EM THATLL WORK CALL IT A DAY.....A LITERAL BIG STICK WOULD LOOK BETTER HAVE MORE FLARE AND MAKE MORE SENSE, BUT NAAAAAHHH WE MADE ONE ANIMATION, WHO NEEDS ANYMORE THAN JUST THE ONE?!?
This game was made by A.I. No way a human game director would let that through.
That's the case with common people, but the protagonist is a STRONG, BRAVE and INDEPENDENT WOMAN.
@@thesunflowerseedenthusiast2481 ewoks?
@@Friendlyfirefish In lore ewoks are supposed to be REALLY strong physically. And at least they had some kind of weapon, it's not like they were punching through their helmets. This is completely lazy and impossible to defend. Like it or not, everything woke turns to shit.
@fedemonzon9494 you know a stick is only as strong as the arm that swings it yeah? Get a light stick, swing it fast it will hurt skin but gonna do nothing against padding. Get a club and swing it with little force and its not gonna do much.
And lore established after the fact because of the criticism of the ewoks winning. You can't write a story, have the story criticised in a way you don't like so write later "btw, this here explains why that happened". Thats not how stories work. Things need to be established during, not after.
Where in the movie does it establish they are strong? When Han easily moves the end of a spear pointed at him with one hand? Doesn't set up a strong being at all does it.
Or the need for them to set up traps/have weapons in the first place. Doesn't really set up that they are innate physically strong being at all. We use tools and our brains because of our physical short comings. Unarmed you arent doing too well against a bear. They need tools and traps so can't be too physically powerful.
It's so fitting that you have waltz music playing, considering those "take-downs"
Just melee everything to background music of Blue Danube is pure genius.
Like how all the bodies stack into each other lol 4:08
Did you expect a Ubisoft game to have body collisions? Pfff...
@@CinematicSeriesGaming or at least 1 alternate animation? :D
@@NoahEX-fh1rf they are a few animations, but this one seems to play most of the time when you're behind a high wall.
In Disney Star Wars? This is completely realistic to how useful storm troopers are.
@@funkydanieluk you act like they haven't been missing shots and being taken out by teddy bears from the get go
The only Time they have been good its in endor and rogue one
Instead of using a weapon, like a guard stick, she punches them once and they get knocked out.
Obviously the empire can afford a death star that can destroy entire planets, but they dont have cctv....
"What is this? An episode of Gilligan's Island? Why is everyone going down in one hit?"
- A wise man from the Venture Bros
This has got to be the best/worst Outlaws demo ever.
The more I see of this game, the more glad I am that I didn’t buy it. It’s just bad.
Without the Star Wars logo on the box, this game would already have been forgotten about
@@paddy1993 so why isn't it? Rent living in the geeks heads
@ read the second paragraph again 🙄
@@paddy1993 even with a name attached why does it live free in your heads? You know what I do of I don't like something. I forget it exists almost immediately.
Band releases a bad album, I just don't listen to it again.
Bad movie, I don't watch it again.
Bad game, I stop playing it.
Bad book, I stop reading it.
I watched the prequels once as a teen and thought "meh" and didnt think of them again (revisited them again as an adult thinking maybe a mature mind will view it differently but nope, still meh) yet you geeks are still whining daily about the sequels. Why?
@@Friendlyfirefish not once did I mention the sequels but okay x
@@paddy1993 nice way of not explaining how just having a name attached means it lives in your head.
1:35 "Huh? It must have been a wind"
2:13 I lost it when he just stood still, paused, for like a quarter of a second and resumed to fall down lmao
Standing over an unconscious body and "nothing to report"
(1:27) if you think about it, with them squirming so much she could actually punch high when they bend over. Considering she kills stormtroopers with just a fist, that could result in a pet in powdered form...
The takedown animations in Watch Dogs Legion are some of the best in the business. Look up a compilation if you haven't played the game. So how come they are so awkward and weak in this game?
Ubisoft keeps evolving. Just backwards
Different people.
7:08 proceeds to close the distance with it.
5:19 What is that goofy takedown!? 😂
Also these are the most oblivious enemies ever.
That little buffer before the stormtrooper fell was gold