God is Punishing Us!

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  • @alirezamosadegh2044
    @alirezamosadegh2044 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4068

    I'm Iranian and an earthquake happened recently and all the religious people are saying "there has been an earthquake because women aren't wearing hejab and this is happening because there are so many sinners" 😑😑

    • @mannysong1752
      @mannysong1752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +515

      Alireza Mosadegh As a person who comes grew up in a religious Fundamentalist environment...I hear stupid shit like this all the time when something bad happens.So I feel your pain man.😁😁😁

    • @nobodyfromnowhere3597
      @nobodyfromnowhere3597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Oddly enough though religion does spread across former soviet republics but right here we all kind of get it that Earthquakes have nothing to do with God, but than again we kind of were hardline atheist.

    • @jkm7983
      @jkm7983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Was anyone hurt

    • @joanmumi146
      @joanmumi146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Justin Mielke unfortunately yes the aftershock of the earthquake hit north iraq too and we had injuries and deaths

    • @austinhernandez2716
      @austinhernandez2716 7 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Be careful, you could get killed there just for saying that.

  • @crazyprayingmantis5596
    @crazyprayingmantis5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1012

    God - So what's the most important thing about being me?
    Jeffrey - Pretending like you don't exist. 😂

    • @ericx6969
      @ericx6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@claudioestrella1160 don't have children

    • @dinamosflams
      @dinamosflams 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@claudioestrella1160 that is only the Second one, but he was learning xD

  • @TitusRedwind
    @TitusRedwind ปีที่แล้ว +207

    After hearing about Pat Robertson's passing, I felt i had to come back to this video. It's one of my favorites and the portrayal of him is a big reason for that.

    • @strcopy
      @strcopy ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too 😂

    • @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798
      @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny I had to hear of his passing from a
      Toon!!

    • @AllanMogensen
      @AllanMogensen ปีที่แล้ว

      Somehow i don´t think he went "home to God" He might be in for a surprise, even if he knew what he was indoctrinating@@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798let me guess, a fish told you

    • @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798
      @jonjacobjingleheimerschmid3798 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Pharoax why no....
      I didn't hear it from CNN

  • @AntiCitizenX
    @AntiCitizenX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2499

    "God doesn't do drone strikes. God does NUKES!"
    Awesome! :D

    • @ericklopes4046
      @ericklopes4046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Glad to see you here. I appreciate your content, very elucidating, that content. We got someone to translate your videos here, too bad we can't get anywhere beyond hundreds of views ;-;
      Edward Current called you a racist btw. Nice dude, that Edward. I appreciate his content as well.

    • @gutchutavov2812
      @gutchutavov2812 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Upload a new video

    • @elduende367
      @elduende367 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      esp in S and G-String Fling Season

    • @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs
      @FiendMatadorSlayerOfNoobs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know someone who does nukes better than God.
      Gandhi.

    • @ricardoalves9605
      @ricardoalves9605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I get that reference

  • @adambarrett6907
    @adambarrett6907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    “It’s the creator of the universe, changing the climate because teachers no longer tell school children to mumble to me.” Lol

    • @blu4085
      @blu4085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I laughed at everything, but that one in particular made my day today..A laugh a day keeps religion away.

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blu4085 sad

  • @retrollennialdungeonz2451
    @retrollennialdungeonz2451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "ISIS IS ICED!"
    I'm done. 😂

  • @eriXD_1510
    @eriXD_1510 7 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    "God doesn't do drone strikes; God does nukes!"
    That one killed me, I couldn't stop laughing XD

    • @jimscobie6646
      @jimscobie6646 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      eriXD you were laughing after you were killed? did you finally stop laughing?

    • @BRH0208
      @BRH0208 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "That one killed me" Nukes do that

    • @markfindlay8636
      @markfindlay8636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yeah he prefers the machine gun to the snipers rifle!

  • @Night-ec7ef
    @Night-ec7ef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1876

    I'd be down with Jeffery taking over as god.

  • @unitic6378
    @unitic6378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1648

    I think Jeffery makes a better god than God.

    • @kate-sf6lo
      @kate-sf6lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      Plot twist: Jeffery is the real god

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      @@kate-sf6lo if Jeffrey was the real god, then I wouldn't mind worshiping him and he'd probably show evidence that he exists and not "test us by making the earth look old"

    • @redcowcat8705
      @redcowcat8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@lisahenry20 yeah. And he probably wouldn't allow people to steal organs from a living person, or kids being raped.
      Actually even hitler knows better.

    • @bladbbbb927
      @bladbbbb927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agree!

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Simi Hanniel poeple can make judgements on characters based on texts. How do you think people know that Voldemort is worse than Harry Potter? How do people judge morally grey characters like Snape? I think Voldemort and the god of the bible are worse people than other characters for the same reasons, they are both power hungry and kill innocent people.
      In fact, it should be harder to prefer other characters to God than Voldemort because their texts are written for followers and fans of the 'good side', and history is written by the winners, so it should be harder for the character of God to be seen as a villain.
      Ps I would love to read a book where it is all written purely from the perspective of the villain (besides the bible because it's a really boring read)

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Sad thing is, if Jeffery was God, Darkmatter2525 wouldn't exist.
    All Praise the Jeffery!!

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      ...Great. You had to ruin it, didn't you!

    • @madjames1134
      @madjames1134 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Cyber But negating what you see isn't a "different belief", it's plain stupidity.

    • @bat8046
      @bat8046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Cyber He would, but he'd be such a great god that DarkMatter 2525 wouldn't need to criticize him.

    • @GothPrime
      @GothPrime 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aka lucifer

    • @bread2512
      @bread2512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GothPrime dude STFU he's literally morally better than God he can't be Lucifer bitch

  • @Theyownyou
    @Theyownyou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +409

    These videos helped spur the start of my deconverting from a lifetime of Christianity. I'm still confused as hell and emotionally wrecked, but am seeing things much clearer now. Thanks.

    • @Kleo3392
      @Kleo3392 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Sorry you’ve been lied to your whole life.

    • @RoyalRust
      @RoyalRust 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Theyownyou
      I remember being terrified after admitting I didn't 100% believe in god, for a long time it was like ghosts. You *know* they don't exist, but you're still terrified of being alone at night in a creaky house. Bridges were the worst. After a long time of no smitings, I realized it was ok. It gets better.

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Theyownyou **hugs**

    • @Theyownyou
      @Theyownyou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Haha. Yes, I started to notice the smiting thing. No ghosts, goblins or demons have tried to take me out since I deconverted either.

    • @Theyownyou
      @Theyownyou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks conduit122!

  • @darthkenobi66
    @darthkenobi66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +615

    Let's make a new religion, Jefferism

    • @wormbag80
      @wormbag80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Honestly!

    • @apex3683
      @apex3683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I’m Muslim but I think religion shouldn’t even exist

    • @firefox3399
      @firefox3399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@apex3683 so you are an ex muslim like me too ?

    • @givemecaffeine2342
      @givemecaffeine2342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@firefox3399 I certainly am.

    • @firefox3399
      @firefox3399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@givemecaffeine2342 cool

  • @kimandreasheroy
    @kimandreasheroy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    *DROPS EVERYTHING* DarkMatter is out with a new vid!!!

  • @thebrassmonkey100
    @thebrassmonkey100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +832

    Thank god for DarkMatter2525....

  • @metalngames509
    @metalngames509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +255

    I love how Pat Robertson keeps dying and coming back to life. XD

    • @johsiantorres8495
      @johsiantorres8495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Skankerman Studios LMAO I KNOW RIGHT

    • @jameslarimer9211
      @jameslarimer9211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I like the first part. I know it sounds messed up, but it really would make the world a better place.

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1942

    That Pat Robertson portrait is super realistic. It looks just as dead as the real zombie!

    • @bimgraves4551
      @bimgraves4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dam dude, you everywhere.

    • @PaleGhost69
      @PaleGhost69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I Piss On Confederate Graves I know, huh? It's like I don't have a life or something... ;)

    • @bimgraves4551
      @bimgraves4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      PaleGhost69 We are the same, you and I.

    • @HylianOverlord
      @HylianOverlord 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I don't think the real Pat Robertson can raise his arms that high.

    • @antitheist3206
      @antitheist3206 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He looks way too alive, it's scary

  • @nikolademitri731
    @nikolademitri731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Holy Fuck, that illustration of Pat Robertson is fucking genius. I love you ❤️

  • @Artistic_Storm
    @Artistic_Storm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    What’s funny is that even when I was little I always questioned god, but I was too afraid to tell anyone my thoughts because I knew it would be an hour long argument.

    • @Guys_Love_Each_Other
      @Guys_Love_Each_Other ปีที่แล้ว +7

      its just waste of time to talks with people who just want to live normal/average life 😅

  • @WillcraftAnimations
    @WillcraftAnimations 7 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    You made a valiant effort, but you couldn't capture the ancient, trembling, half-dead voice of Pat. Of course, you'd have to sound about 200 years older than you are, so it's an understandable failure as a voice actor.

    • @RichardWatt
      @RichardWatt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Could anyone capture Pat's voice since he does sound like he's as old as Methuselah.

    • @grayemn1409
      @grayemn1409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hello william

    • @ouroboro266
      @ouroboro266 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      he eventually mastered it too hahaha

  • @blakkwaltz
    @blakkwaltz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +781

    I just think the idea of god is sad. Human beings are so afraid of being abandoned that they would rather live in a world made by a abusive father figure. then accept reality for what it is.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      back in the day, conversion to christianity back in the day, wasn't exactly a choice. and after that, it basically has made itself the sole moral monopoly of our civilization. its indoctrination and societal control, not so much of a choice that humans would naturally make from a nutral position.

    • @blakkwaltz
      @blakkwaltz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Even if most people didn't have a choice. I still think it says a lot about what it is like to be human.

    • @thedarkmaster4747
      @thedarkmaster4747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      blakkwaltz i would argue that it's more a fear of powerlessness. many animals are more afraid of being abandoned than humans are. think about it, god/allah litterally has every super power. according to christians he could solo both the marvel & D.C. universes. and he is on the side of his "faithfull".

    • @recellenc4690
      @recellenc4690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ''The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil and no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference. ... DNA neither knows nor cares. DNA just is. And we dance to its music.”
      -Richard Dawkins
      Richard Rorty, a popular atheist philosopher, gives us a different perspective on the same truth: “There is no answer to the question, ‘Why not be cruel?

    • @davidcao3838
      @davidcao3838 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      blakkwaltz I don’t think the idea is sad, especially back in ancient times. I don’t believe in it but it’s a very interesting idea. Living and understanding the world can be very terrifying for people back then. Creating something like a God helps ease that anxiety and dread about the world. Figuring out what reality is and isn’t is not easy and we only get to where we are now in terms of our understanding of the world thanks to thousands of years of scientific and technological revolution. So I don’t think the idea of god is a sad one, it’s actually quite interesting how the human race came up with this idea to deal with existential problems as our intelligence evolved.

  • @fcv4616
    @fcv4616 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I think this is your best video so far, DarkMatter2525. Very intelligent and ironic, and it shows the flawed logic of believers attributing natural disasters to trivial, human behaviour

  • @proudpureblood5073
    @proudpureblood5073 7 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Jeff took over? So that,s why my lifes been so good these past few months!

    • @awertyuiop8711
      @awertyuiop8711 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ann Koontz Uhm... Do you live in Hawaii btw?

    • @proudpureblood5073
      @proudpureblood5073 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No,pa usa. Happy nathan.

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ann Koontz hawaii is in the US 😑

  • @michelleberberich2127
    @michelleberberich2127 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    YOU are the one who finally made me quit religion. Now I have a world view that actually makes sense. Thank you!

  • @surasisansanga9731
    @surasisansanga9731 7 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    I wonder what the Jupiterian did to pissed off god so much that he created a typhoon the size of earth on it for million of years now lol

    • @vitalnutrients744
      @vitalnutrients744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would love to be Jupertian, except it never happened, and never will happen.

    • @margaretbarrett7469
      @margaretbarrett7469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surasi Sansanga I know this is very late, but that was a brilliant comment

    • @CaptFoster5
      @CaptFoster5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Rumor has it that storm on Jupiter is larger than three Earth's ... "God" is a spiteful bastard.

    • @margaretbarrett7469
      @margaretbarrett7469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      David Soll yes, he really needs to take an “anger management “ course

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@margaretbarrett7469 no one has the patience to deal with that angry bastard.

  • @harmdizzle1979
    @harmdizzle1979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    I grew up in a Christian house hold. While I still carry much respect for my family's beliefs, AND hope that they continue to have faith, I myself am an atheist. I became a non believer in the most incredible way. I actually took the time to read the damn book. I would never wish to take something away from someone that gives them such a sense of purpose, however I am perturbed that they continuously try to push they're beliefs on me. When asked questions about my lack of faith I simply tell them: please don't make me answer that. It will destroy the foundation on which you live your life. I am a good person, my morality is based on civility and respect. I don't fear the afterlife, because I don't believe there is one.

    • @davidhopkins917
      @davidhopkins917 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Watch Theremin Trees' video "Respecting Beliefs". :o)

    • @sirmeowthelibrarycat
      @sirmeowthelibrarycat 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Harmony Vizenor 😳 There is some degree of confusion here. If you can live a ‘good life ‘ without religion, why not the rest of your family? Relying on a library of ancient writings that often contradict themselves, as the moral basis of life, is somewhat foolish! Why is their religion any more valid than all of the other supernatural views of life? Religious beliefs are a denial of our capacity for thinking and reasoning using evidence obtained by appropriate means, instead of trusting to faith alone. It was not faith that rescued the astronauts aboard Apollo 13, but one of the most outstanding examples of human ingenuity and inventiveness in all of recorded history. No ‘God’ or any other deity did anything about it! Continue to think for yourself and wonder at the achievements of humanity in the face of religious oppression.

    • @rsspartanz
      @rsspartanz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I agree, I wish more people saw that and stopped being so judgmental against christians.

    • @MrElionor
      @MrElionor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      +Harmony Vizenor
      You hope they continue to have faith? I mean you can have respect for who someone is but hoping they never change is a little extreme would you really be disappointed if one of your family members came to you and said that they're questioning they're beliefs? How do you know someone hasn't already when you shut down every attempt at a discussion?

    • @harmdizzle1979
      @harmdizzle1979 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I would never shut down a conversation if someone was legitimately questioning they're own, but if they're asking me to justify my own I find they are more or less just looking for an argument. Oddly enough, my wife is a Christian, (though she really just cherry picks what she likes) and her very existence is a contradiction. Good created me gay, but inspired Peter to dictate that Im an abomination, and should be stoned, but I'll listen to the Christian radio and tell you why your morality in the wrong name is your ticket to hell. She has an anxiety problem, and swears that her all knowing god watching her every move and deed good or bad is comforting, which sounds nerve wracking than anything. I just think there's more pressing issues than who's right in that area. I don't push my agenda on anyone unless it's political, and you better believe THIS progressive lesbo never backs down to a conservative bully. Because THAT'S a real issue. If you still believe in Santa clause, Merry Christmas, whatever. 😂. You guys are great

  • @deosaltare2913
    @deosaltare2913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    If theist believe one hundred percent in god why are they so scared of death?
    Shouldn’t they be celebrating?

    • @atheistickhan7216
      @atheistickhan7216 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      DeosAltare
      It's irony ...as much as they delude themselves on the afterlife paradigm to give them a sense of stability and comfort , unfortunately reality can't be completely blocked away ; reality is always leaking thru the creases .The nature of reality stresses the delusional out of their minds and go on to cause fear of anybody who remind them of reality ( we are feared ; that's why we are viewed as Satanist or "unwittingly working for the devil ) .

    • @elephystry
      @elephystry 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/dMaK6k4oZ20/w-d-xo.html

    • @AidenOcelot
      @AidenOcelot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      DeosAltare after my great grandma died we cried that we never would see her again. But then we ate a buffet. Unfortunately as the only atheist, I didn't feel like eating

    • @lowqualityshitposts8860
      @lowqualityshitposts8860 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Because, at least catholics believe that almost everyone will still burn in purgatory for an unknown time

    • @redgreen2453
      @redgreen2453 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That’s a really dark road, actually. A big hang up within the religious circles is what happens to babies if they die, obviously they haven’t had time to “accept” Jesus, so the general consensus is that they just get a free pass to heaven. That sounds nice until you realize that, if you truly believe in all that, the best thing you can do for your kids is to kill them as babies and guarantee they go to heaven, rather than letting them grow up and risk the possibility of their deconversion.
      We’re not the people who need reminding, but, man, Christianity is seriously fucked up when you hold it up to just the slightest bit of scrutiny!

  • @MarkLLawrence
    @MarkLLawrence ปีที่แล้ว +34

    With the first passing of Pat Robertson I had to rewatch this one a few times 😂

  • @SailorJenova
    @SailorJenova 7 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Hasn't God already been on vacation for abt 2000 yrs in the miracles department? XD

    • @charcole400
      @charcole400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SailorJenova haha

    • @Tychoxi
      @Tychoxi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      No miracles? Didn't you see that baby that survived a terrible disaster that killed like 500 others including other babies? Not to mention the Jesus appearing in a toast or two.

    • @MajinDemyx
      @MajinDemyx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He’s been on paternity leave forever, why is he still getting paid?

    • @amojak
      @amojak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3000 years , 2000 would just be he son who is also him or something :D

    • @carybeweary7209
      @carybeweary7209 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's sleeping like beerus. He needs to dream of super Saiyans God or smell good food to wake up.

  • @agiar2000
    @agiar2000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    I cracked up so badly seeing the hideous mess that is your depiction of Pat Robertson. Hilarious! 😆

    • @billasswhole9995
      @billasswhole9995 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Now that's a accurate description of pat. lol

    • @heinleinsignthing6788
      @heinleinsignthing6788 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I fail to understand, comprehend or realise the humour

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aliearia Starr he'd probably use people as pins for bowling, or use them as real chess pieces.

    • @mullm5375
      @mullm5375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought Pat Robertson would never die then they turned around and revived him, what the hell!

  • @dakotanorth1640
    @dakotanorth1640 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Rest in pieces, Pat Robertson.

  • @StephenRoseDuo
    @StephenRoseDuo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Quote to live by "God doesn't use drone strikes God uses nukes"

    • @hyrulecitizen7988
      @hyrulecitizen7988 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen Rose OH NO! GOD IS THE ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY HE CREATED US OR EVEN THE UNIVERSE!!!!! yeah yeah yeah we get it. You may not quite see that but OH MY LORD! GOD IS OMNIPRESENT MEANING HE'S EVERYEHERE AT 1 TIME! OH THE HORROR! why tho?!

    • @wickedness_666
      @wickedness_666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus Christ is the President of North Korea! Haha.

  • @JeanLucPicard85
    @JeanLucPicard85 7 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Attributing natural disasters to Acts of God is a perfect example of, by thousands of years, outdated ignorance persisting into the modern world. Long ago people knew nothing about weather and atmospheric phenomena in general except that they were awesome, powerful and could affect their lives in extreme ways and divine personification was the only way to rationalize those things. Today we know what the Sun is and how lightning is created and why eclipses happen yet they still get connected to divine entities.

    • @jkm7983
      @jkm7983 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jean~Luc Picard like how Apollo pulled the sun across the sky everyday. Now we know that it's the earth's rotations making it appear to move across the sky

    • @recellenc4690
      @recellenc4690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atheists scientists believe that the UNIVERSE was created BY CHANCE COINCIDENTALLY RANDOMLY ✖❌>

    • @recellenc4690
      @recellenc4690 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The so called RATIONAL REASONABLE LOGICAL THINKING of atheist goes like this :
      👤Atheist : Who created the beautiful necklaces and the other accessories?
      👨Creationist : A Jewelry DESIGNER must have created them.
      👤Atheist : Who created the Universe and Origin of the Species ?
      👨Creationist : An INTELLIGENT DESIGNER must have created them
      👤Atheist : Impossible, the Necklaces, Jewelry , The Universe, Species etc must have been CREATED BY THEMSELVES .
      NO ONE NONE NOTHING created them!
      Well, perhaps BACTERIA that came from Nowhere and Nothing suddenly appeared COACCIDENTLY to create Them RANDOMLY . That was more reasonable, you stupid Christian !!!
      👨Christian : lol No,
      SOMEBODY created the jewelry.
      GOD created the Universe and Lifeforms
      NOTHINGNESS CAN'T Create Make Produce ANYTHING ( Necklaces, Rings, TV, Buildings, Programs, Products , DNA, Lifeforms,........ Universe...and ALL THINGS )
      0+0+0+0=0
      Which hypothesis MAKES more SENSE TO HUMANS (Not to retarded apes ) ?
      A. If there are CREATIONS, there should be a CREATOR.
      or
      B. If there are CREATIONS, there should NOT be any CREATOR, there should be MAGICAL POWERFUL NOTHINGness

    • @stug6974
      @stug6974 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Present Yess | Alright, standard rebuttal: If God created the universe, who created God?
      If God is allowed to just “exist“, why can't the same argument be made for the universe?

    • @ricardoalves9605
      @ricardoalves9605 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stug About to say the same

  • @girlgarde
    @girlgarde 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    If I was Jeffrey, I'd depose "God" and take his place, "God" here is so inept and evil......

    • @vitalnutrients744
      @vitalnutrients744 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *if* "god" knows the future, then why would he keep jeffrey around, if he's basically lucifer?
      oh wait, god *is not* all powerful.

    • @lucifers.morningstar3805
      @lucifers.morningstar3805 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God is not an administrator.

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@vitalnutrients744 jeffrey isn't Lucifer
      Lucifer is Lucy Fur

    • @kate-sf6lo
      @kate-sf6lo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can he? Is he stronger than god?

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kate-sf6lo In the video god's god Jeffrey killed god ussing a gun

  • @12201185234
    @12201185234 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Dude, the quality of your animations is phenomenal these days. Such a steady improvement over time.

  • @JRPGGUY
    @JRPGGUY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "God doesnt do drone strikes, he does nukes!" LMFAO

  • @shady8045
    @shady8045 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    after pat died I'm not sure whether this aged well or not well. all I know is that I immediately thought of this video when I heard about it.

  • @PlanetAwesomenessProductions
    @PlanetAwesomenessProductions 7 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Jeffery savior of the world!

    • @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
      @RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Planet Awesomeness Productions Jeffrey is the real lord and savior not "GOD"...

    • @owen-cu6gr
      @owen-cu6gr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I am Ki- I mean, Jeffery, God of the new world!

    • @jefferylarson3218
      @jefferylarson3218 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm workin' on it.

    • @darthkenobi66
      @darthkenobi66 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I accept Jeffrey as my Lord and savior

  • @blackswan9645
    @blackswan9645 7 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    Creationism is a synonym for magic

    • @apollothesungod9832
      @apollothesungod9832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black Swan yeah

    • @infinitysalinity7981
      @infinitysalinity7981 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *belief in magic

    • @mikean7074
      @mikean7074 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black Swan
      And intelligent design as a synonym for creationism, much to the protest of some people who try to pretend that there's actual science to intelligent design and it isn't just magical spontaneous formation of whole animals no no just magical nudges in The evolutionary process

    • @noisserc
      @noisserc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      more like mithology

    • @scottgeorge4760
      @scottgeorge4760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mike AN Magic is fun 🎩😀 TA Da ! 🌎

  • @lorenasalas3
    @lorenasalas3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    It’s sad how many other channels have so many subscribers and don’t do anything meaningful. Thank you for making videos I learn new things every time

  • @marcgold4649
    @marcgold4649 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    im not entirely sure, but I think darkmatter2525 is an atheist

    • @Rosa-rr1yd
      @Rosa-rr1yd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      BillNyeThe SciencePie nnnnnoooo way.

    • @RecordFusionist
      @RecordFusionist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      REAALLY Wow I HAD NO IDEA!

    • @kimikimkimkimkimkim8125
      @kimikimkimkimkimkim8125 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You don't say...

    • @Lizard-813
      @Lizard-813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      BillNyeThe SciencePie Possibly. This will require further experimentation.

    • @FuRyxBleedy
      @FuRyxBleedy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why is that?

  • @mtsgaming5762
    @mtsgaming5762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Respect from tunisia
    To feel my bad luck its an arabic country

    • @mercurialsilver5688
      @mercurialsilver5688 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      gamer boy Ouch.

    • @naly9406
      @naly9406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      At least your not an ALGERIAN FEMALE UNDER AGE 😐

    • @ssuhuss
      @ssuhuss 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      na ly stay safe beautiful

    • @mtsgaming5762
      @mtsgaming5762 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      na ly هاو حالك اتعس من حالي 😪

    • @naly9406
      @naly9406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im trying my best 😥

  • @drkim4077
    @drkim4077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    When God is Kira from death note lol 😂

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't insult Kira like that, at least Lighr wanted to make the world a better place

    • @Pharoax
      @Pharoax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      you mean jeffrey because he basically killed alot of criminals and so did Light

    • @mr.kingkayyy7401
      @mr.kingkayyy7401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least Kira was mostly killing criminals and crime rates actually dropped as a result.

    • @fahtihi
      @fahtihi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think @LoveYourself meant God was more like Kira when Jeffrey took God's place

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too bad God got hit by an ambulance

  • @werewolffamguy8597
    @werewolffamguy8597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    Jeffrey’s movement looks more ecstatic than usual

    • @puns4days
      @puns4days 7 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      maybe he's getting close to escaping

    • @Geronimo012
      @Geronimo012 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Werewolf Fam Guy

    • @laydieelle7069
      @laydieelle7069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Werewolf Fam Guy
      He likes his power trip, I'd say.

    • @elmgtowbacandeguayaquil280
      @elmgtowbacandeguayaquil280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@laydieelle7069 Ohhhhhh my God ja ja ja ja ja 🤣 😃

  • @AmeenAhmed1105
    @AmeenAhmed1105 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Pat Robertson died today.

  • @marcuspi999
    @marcuspi999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    My favorite part. Pat Robertson saying, "Scientismists". So funny.

  • @GanonGhidorah
    @GanonGhidorah 7 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    700 Club? Looks more like 700-Year-Old Club.

  • @UnboxedtvNet
    @UnboxedtvNet ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Looks like they finally couldn't bring him back....

  • @jacobwillhoite5210
    @jacobwillhoite5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "Rookie mistake. There's no good fault lines in Syracuse." I busted out laughing. If there is a God he must be the same one as depicted by Darkmatter2525 🕉

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Every New Upload is Utterly *Worth* the Wait ! :)

  • @Katibree
    @Katibree 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    The end of this slayed me lmao

  • @carpenoctem1577
    @carpenoctem1577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I think this one is by far my favorite episode. The Pat Robertson bit is just gold!! Well done.

  • @tormentor91
    @tormentor91 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "God doesn't do drone strikes, God does nukes!"

  • @LadyEvilest
    @LadyEvilest 7 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Who else paused to read the newspaper stories?

  • @owenmcfetridge1844
    @owenmcfetridge1844 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    RIP Pat Robinson. Sucks we missed his prediction that Boston would be hit by a volcano because a Target employee in Minnesota had a rainbow pin.

  • @dovahking6514
    @dovahking6514 7 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    When i let go of my culture i felt sad, but your vids completely turn my frown upside down :) thanks keep it up!

    • @bimgraves4551
      @bimgraves4551 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Shut up, Meg.

    • @jamesgray7064
      @jamesgray7064 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Shut up Meg

    • @N95_45
      @N95_45 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Shut up, Meg

    • @aditorium1
      @aditorium1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Shut up, Meg.

    • @mommy9934
      @mommy9934 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey honey 'v'

  • @JustVisiting_
    @JustVisiting_ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I'm offended you made Pat Robertson too life like

  • @templeofthemonkeygod9047
    @templeofthemonkeygod9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Macys employee: says happy holidays
    God: T H E R E I S O N L Y C H R I S T M A S

  • @alialsawey7798
    @alialsawey7798 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    from egypt ....love you

  • @drewstillexists
    @drewstillexists 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    So this is the Jeffrey is God episode we've all been waiting for.

  • @mediadunce653
    @mediadunce653 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:04 anyone here after it was announced that the robot won’t actually come to pass?

  • @dantealighieri536
    @dantealighieri536 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Perfect Pat Robertson impression

  • @dantedesilvio8336
    @dantedesilvio8336 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Your channel speaks the truth!
    I'm a Theist but I will still give this video an upvote.

    • @wonderblockstalks3049
      @wonderblockstalks3049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      your converting to atheism by watching this and that's not bad thing.

    • @Karss
      @Karss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WonderBlocksTalks I’m
      More of a theist in the sense that I believe their is a god but we don’t know.

    • @alinastanescu4430
      @alinastanescu4430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@BestoutsidebackOr a deist

    • @evettejoy5518
      @evettejoy5518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Deistic belief

    • @wonderblockstalks3049
      @wonderblockstalks3049 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Karss so your agnostic

  • @danyrae3175
    @danyrae3175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I absolutely love your videos. They are so well-done and articulate. Thank you - please keep them coming :)

  • @adetheheat8657
    @adetheheat8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I'm a Christian and I find it hard to disagree with these videos! Aaah I'm.scared now

    • @Sammie551
      @Sammie551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then stop being one

    • @LOwens-xf8yo
      @LOwens-xf8yo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most importantly, trust your self. All the love and grace you felt from God came from inside your own self. Realize how strong you are. Give yourself the love and forgiveness you used to ask god for. You are not a worthless sinner. You are a human being, struggling with your own imperfections and experiences, just like everyone. So be kind to yourself. And don’t worry about death until you get there. Be the person a merciful god would value: curious, kind, trustworthy, forgiving, etc. Good luck, I’ve been there myself and it does get easier.

  • @burrytellam
    @burrytellam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    One of the funniest so far... "Good point Pat!"

  • @ezrawyvern6795
    @ezrawyvern6795 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can't believe it took me three weeks to discover old Marion passed away.
    Don't worry, I'm not gonna mourn over him.

  • @art4freak795
    @art4freak795 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Apparently Jeffrey is a better God than God

  • @dustinf49
    @dustinf49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    You know you're in for a treat when you see that the legend 'DarkMatter2525' has uploaded. Instantly liked and added to favorites before I hit play.

    • @lordlammi1562
      @lordlammi1562 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dustin Felts you can't favorite videos anymore.

    • @dustinf49
      @dustinf49 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can add it to my favorites. It's in my favorites now. I still haven't had time to watch the video.

    • @infinitysalinity7981
      @infinitysalinity7981 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a bit irresponsible. What if DM uploaded a video saying that the earth is flat?

    • @dustinf49
      @dustinf49 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *Any video by DM is going to be a good video* and y'all know this......man

  • @johansejio9968
    @johansejio9968 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is so hilarious XD greetings from the philippines. i used your videos as an example of how stupid religion is. Aside from george carlin videos :)our country is a very religous country i myself is a former dogmatic born again christian and now i'm using what i've learned in atheism and in my quest for truth to share it to my friends and your videos help me a lot you're one of my favorite atheist youtuber I really love watching your videos thank for your effort and dedication for doing what you love and sharing it to us. Godless us towards a better future. :)

  • @Jukrates
    @Jukrates 7 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    More God and Jeffrey!!

  • @xOkamiOniX
    @xOkamiOniX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Scientismists"

    • @ZhoRZh37
      @ZhoRZh37 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Webster worthy

  • @Silverwind_23
    @Silverwind_23 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Almost forgot to come back, much like pat

  • @colinmaclaughlanweir9670
    @colinmaclaughlanweir9670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Body part P goes into body part A, but only if both partys want it there

    • @emperoralvis6559
      @emperoralvis6559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If that's not literally the most cringy thing I've ever read.....

    • @danwic
      @danwic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It can also go in part V if you're straight or bi:p

    • @MissQue715
      @MissQue715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It also goes in to M when people want it there too....its all about concent

  • @mysterymastermind175
    @mysterymastermind175 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    THEREISONLYCHRISTMAS
    I laughed so hard

  • @guidomista3192
    @guidomista3192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    8:21 when Karen complains to the manager about one of the employees saying happy holidays

  • @nunbiz9137
    @nunbiz9137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I say let Jeffrey run shit

  • @Drosera420
    @Drosera420 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Korath Skullcrusher is an incredible name.

    • @justincaviness
      @justincaviness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mrs Brisby Maybe if you're unoriginal and play as a half orc barbarian.

  • @queenpatience7524
    @queenpatience7524 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think we all need a friend like Jeffery, always calling us out on our bullshit 🤣

    • @AngelsLOVESSoulMoneyThieves
      @AngelsLOVESSoulMoneyThieves 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think God hates me because I can hear my "match made," "FINANCIAL" Angels having sex with other ppl and police/armed forces/minors/elders/extradimensional terrestrials INSTEAD OF ME 24/7 FO YRS NW he fucked I thought about it and she orgasmed... it's real... I wonder what OF MINE they Gave God... BESIDES THAT PUSSY I think God hates me because I can hear my "match made," "FINANCIAL" Angels having sex with other ppl and police/armed forces/minors/elders/extradimensional terrestrials INSTEAD OF ME 24/7 FO YRS NW he fucked I thought about it and she orgasmed... it's real... I wonder what OF MINE they Gave God... BESIDES THAT PUSSY I Never got any soul money from masturbation BECAUSE NOBODY (NO ANGEL NO DEMOND NOTHIN) APPEARS WHEN I MASTURBATE... no one shows so no one ever drops off money to me.. loneliest person in multiverse.

  • @TheMostCursedSportsShowPeriod
    @TheMostCursedSportsShowPeriod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The animation is outstanding! What an improvement from when I started watching and I liked the old animation to start with!

  • @nataliehill5296
    @nataliehill5296 7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    You should do "Christianity isn't a religion, its a relationship with Jesus"

    • @GrilledCheese_Master
      @GrilledCheese_Master 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Literally my dad

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If Christianity isn't a religion, then it should stop getting tax exemptions

    • @Sammie551
      @Sammie551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, they love to say that crap

    • @sharonreeve7537
      @sharonreeve7537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Jesus saves, not your religion”

    • @Sammie551
      @Sammie551 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sharonreeve7537 Human worshipper!!!!

  • @Marcissus
    @Marcissus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the greatest channel ever, the animation is charming, the videos are clever and thought provoking, but also funny.

  • @superpowerdragon
    @superpowerdragon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    this somehow feels like kira from death note

    • @Axle3000
      @Axle3000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You better mean the anime and not the movie

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Zatchooze Naut and aimed at the wrong people

  • @ShigguDiggu
    @ShigguDiggu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Scientismists.

  • @afifkhaja
    @afifkhaja 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This Channel is GREAT. Just found it today 😆

  • @NeAyumu
    @NeAyumu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Did you just destroyed Hawaii by a volcanic eruption?"
    That one killed me.

  • @sebastiangamez4863
    @sebastiangamez4863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Another great video 10/10 :D

  • @lindstheteacher1611
    @lindstheteacher1611 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a Christian I find this so funny!

  • @lTheBlackGuyl
    @lTheBlackGuyl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "God doesn't do drone strikes, God does Nukes"😂😂😂

  • @Game_Source
    @Game_Source 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:29
    That dude's collarbone game is strong. LOL!

  • @bonafide9781
    @bonafide9781 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:02 It finally happened! ^^

  • @sheextra6570
    @sheextra6570 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The legend is back!!

  • @kenchristiansen2080
    @kenchristiansen2080 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always wondered why "God" needs to punish even the most faithful for the actions of a few who they try to stop from doing the "evil." The all powerful entity doesn't seem able to control its infinite power.

    • @BrassPlayr
      @BrassPlayr 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      God is an evil masochist that's why

  • @bits.and_pieces
    @bits.and_pieces 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hey man, your videos are great. Recently, I shared your channel with my 3 friends. Now they are fan of you.
    Love from Pakistan.

  • @svartfrasr9755
    @svartfrasr9755 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Well DM... I'm glad all your time spent practicing your Pat Robertson on The Goddamn Podcast has finally paid off. xD

  • @dars2837
    @dars2837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    why god shows a globe earth,but the bible said the earth is flat !

    • @yankenbeanstrum648
      @yankenbeanstrum648 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dar S
      EXACTLY!!!

    • @Poseidon6363
      @Poseidon6363 7 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Because god didn't write the bible ignorant dumb people did.

    • @felixrutto1713
      @felixrutto1713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dar S I hear that a lot where does say that

    • @dars2837
      @dars2837 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah,flat earth with the dome firmament above

    • @felixrutto1713
      @felixrutto1713 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dar S where does it say it is flat filaments have to do with spheres actually.

  • @captainjurgh8142
    @captainjurgh8142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It must be god's doing, i just laughed my ass off when Paul said "Hawaii no longer exists"...

  • @minhajul2756
    @minhajul2756 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    God wearing a Fadora is great

  • @EvocativeKitsune
    @EvocativeKitsune 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Came for rectangular Pat Robinson. Was not dissappointed.

  • @Lunictd
    @Lunictd 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:03 Harsher in hindsight after the volcanic eruption in Hawaii a couple of month ls ago. At least it wasn't destroyed.
    A really fun video though!

  • @oddwright7913
    @oddwright7913 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Have you collaborated with Kyle from Secular Talk? If he hasn’t seen your channel, I’m sure he’d love it.