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  • @itsaboutthattime4425
    @itsaboutthattime4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2982

    “Praise me, worship me, oh yeah that’s the spot!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Octoberfurst
      @Octoberfurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Who knew God is just like Trump! :-)

    • @righthandstep5
      @righthandstep5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@Octoberfurst well there was that darkmatter ep where God felt like he was no different than Trump ... so ... yeah.

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise

    • @DannyConeHeadOnceLer
      @DannyConeHeadOnceLer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      AGREED

    • @rosieroti4063
      @rosieroti4063 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seh mah nem... SE MAH NEM!!

  • @kryptgmd
    @kryptgmd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3931

    The people who need to watch these videos the most will never see them, and that’s what makes me sad.

    • @akaniotevanos9861
      @akaniotevanos9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      And even if they do they'll still say its all lies, even though he's quoting the bibble

    • @anonymousronin7572
      @anonymousronin7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Exactly!

    • @sportsnexus729
      @sportsnexus729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You might be surprised.

    • @Willow4526
      @Willow4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Sad truth mate... Sad truth

    • @inefffable
      @inefffable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      Idk. The internet was where I first ran into an argument I couldnt reconcile. Left the church a mere 8 years later...slow. but it happened eventually.
      The pebble in the shoe is hard to get out without taking the entire shoe off. But the pebble has to get there!

  • @bobspeigel9455
    @bobspeigel9455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1224

    Roman #1: I hear christians are poor.
    Roman #2: How poor are they?
    Roman #1: So poor they can only afford one god! (lol)

    • @michaleandmore5111
      @michaleandmore5111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Underrated comment, up high brother 👍🏻

    • @alxndrmzksm8387
      @alxndrmzksm8387 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ok, good one, here, take my upvote

    • @proculusjulius7035
      @proculusjulius7035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pfffbahahahaha... That got me.

    • @bohemianwriter1
      @bohemianwriter1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      It's not that they're poor, it's because they're stingy.
      Looking for a cheaper god.
      Yahweh was the cheapest one on the market.

    • @TheRealitarian
      @TheRealitarian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I first heard this joke when Mel Brooks said it in History of the World.

  • @genevievemeuniere4047
    @genevievemeuniere4047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1226

    I like how the art style for the humans gets just better and better over time and god and Jeffrey stay the same old clunky self.

    • @haminationaminator6366
      @haminationaminator6366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      And honestly l wouldn't have it any other way.

    • @shakur07
      @shakur07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Humanity can develop but God can't

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      They fixed the eyes, some of the early videos gave all the characters black voids for eyes.

    • @thecaprikid1329
      @thecaprikid1329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      That's bc humans evolve, God (religion) doesn't lol

    • @poli.f.0nia
      @poli.f.0nia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      "God is one and the same yesterday, today, and for centuries to come" Haha

  • @johnfaber100
    @johnfaber100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +611

    11th commandment: You shall not leave the LORD thy God hanging.

    • @sheepyhead0399
      @sheepyhead0399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      😂😂

    • @420frankp
      @420frankp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I said "up high"! 👹

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise

    • @johnfaber100
      @johnfaber100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer Cool story, except: I don't have suicidal thoughts
      I can't go back to christianity any more than you can go back to believing in the tooth fairy.
      I can't just ignore the holes, because I care whether it's true, and holes means it's not true.
      I have all these telescopes, but no matter how long I search the stars, I can't find WHO TF ASKED

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer what if i never was a Christian? i can hardly go BACK then

  • @OmniMale
    @OmniMale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1176

    I had a neighbor who actually said that if he felt that God told him to kill his kid, he'd have to do it. 👀
    I literally walked away and never spoke to him again.

    • @therealmrmago9077
      @therealmrmago9077 3 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      good

    • @mickelodiansurname9578
      @mickelodiansurname9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Just as well, at the drop of a hat this imaginary voice in his head could put you on the hit list!

    • @burningmatch09
      @burningmatch09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Well, Abraham thought like your neighbour and was considered a patriarch of christendom. If your neighbour pulls that shit now, in the 21st century, I doubt he'd be regarded as a holy man.

    • @ddoomsday7313
      @ddoomsday7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wow "if he felt that God told"
      Omg so he can be dangerous anytime. What if he will feel that he told to slap you?

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Stef I read the story of Abraham and Isaac, I asked my mom if she would kill me if god told her to.
      She said yes. Bruh.

  • @benjiboi6669
    @benjiboi6669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    Am i the only one who thinks its weird when the bible basically says god created us so we can worship him

    • @JanieBee
      @JanieBee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Not at all. That rubbed me the wrong way since I was a small child

    • @Lucas_Tulic
      @Lucas_Tulic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      I couldn't tell. The last time I hold a bible was in 1993, and I use it to keep a camp fire going.

    • @Lumumba_00
      @Lumumba_00 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Very disturbing indeed

    • @Lucas_Tulic
      @Lucas_Tulic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @Imperiatoris It all came down to choices. When you have comic books in one hand and a bible on the other hand (which you were using to keep you little fridge leveled in your camper van), well, burning the bible it's a no-brainer really. Although in my particular case, I would've burnt it even if the choices were old newspaper vs bible.

    • @Lucas_Tulic
      @Lucas_Tulic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Imperiatoris Ooh!! Now I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight. 😂

  • @randomusername266
    @randomusername266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5169

    This guy reads more religious literature than actual theists

    • @staceynainlab888
      @staceynainlab888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      the leading cause of atheism is actually reading the Bible

    • @elijahblade3406
      @elijahblade3406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@staceynainlab888 Reading the bible in the wrong way*

    • @GalacticNovaOverlord
      @GalacticNovaOverlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +708

      @@elijahblade3406 Reading the Bible using brain cells*

    • @aabrightlove
      @aabrightlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      Underrated comment. Religious people know nothing about their religion. I have a running joke in my house that we should all go start a church of *[insert religion here]* because we don't actually need to know what we're talking about to make money that way.

    • @Dwayne_Bearup
      @Dwayne_Bearup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@elijahblade3406 I'm pretty sure StaceyNainLab said what s/he meant.

  • @palebluemomma1879
    @palebluemomma1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2219

    This dude is clearly an over-compensator considering his need to wear both suspenders and a belt.

    • @DarkMatter2525
      @DarkMatter2525  3 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      Hey maybe he's just an insurance salesman

    • @joeygentry1400
      @joeygentry1400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      He also has a part on both sides of his hair, and he's been killed before, by the Hammer & Sickle

    • @TheReaverOfDarkness
      @TheReaverOfDarkness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@DarkMatter2525 "Insurance Salesman" indeed. Yes, I see these types of "insurance salesmen" often, trying to sell me books about their "life insurance policy".

    • @JeiJohnson
      @JeiJohnson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness I see what you did there. Well done.

    • @bdf2718
      @bdf2718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@TheReaverOfDarkness Actually, they're selling afterlife insurance. And they have an impressive guarantee. If, after you die, you do not get an afterlife then you can ask for your money back and they'll refund it 100%.

  • @xanderparthenopaeaus7948
    @xanderparthenopaeaus7948 3 ปีที่แล้ว +586

    "Was I addressing you or Jeremiah?"
    "Why would you think it applies to you?" Straight facts 💯

    • @Kuratius
      @Kuratius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard "Oppai"

    • @Elizabeth-ll4tt
      @Elizabeth-ll4tt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@JesusisLord254 shut up meg

    • @veronicafu1089
      @veronicafu1089 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JesusisLord254 no

    • @cillianthestupendous6093
      @cillianthestupendous6093 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@JesusisLord254 that guy gives off some serious lovecraftian vibes. careful. he might step through the screen and vomit tentacles

    • @spaghettispoon8680
      @spaghettispoon8680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ​@@JesusisLord254 Two main points to destroy your rethoric:
      1 - god is absolutly mercifull, so how could he condemn innocent babies to pain and death, even in the name of absolute Justice?
      That's the issue with monotheism: you cannot put in one entity, masculine qualities (justice, strength) and feminine qualities (love, care). They are mutually exclusive.
      That's why any monotheism ends up adding women eventually (virgin mary, fatima, etc.). Because our mind works through duality (night/day, man/woman, evil/good, etc.).
      We need two opposite concepts to process information.
      2 - god is all mighty, so why cannot he use his magic powers to turn the world into a place, where no innocent would turn evil? Or just prevent evil to exist?
      Especially since he is all-knowing, so the end result shouldn't even surprise him.
      Yet he acts as a mere mortal: do something, see it fails spectacularly, rage about it and go kill someone unrelated to his failure to cover it up.
      God cannot even travel through Time, while being allmighty, to fix his shortcomings.
      That's how you can tell this concept of god was written by stupid people, with very limited understanding (or imagination) of the universe.
      No saints or enlighted ones. Just redneck dudes, craving for attention.
      All your arguments have been invented to justify injustice, unfairness and unnecessary cruelty anyone has witnessed all over the world at any era.
      Would it be natural disasters, accidents or, my all-time favorite proof of "god is an absolute d...", genetic diseases.
      Truth is: god has no plan for the greater good, he just made a shitty place so we HAD to submit to him out of despair.
      And if we don't (which we cannot, since god knows the future and acts through History to suit his needs), god pushes us away from him. As far as he can.
      So we end up with 99,9999999999999999999999999999999% of any conscious beings who ever, or will ever, lived: in hell.
      Bonus point: What's in heaven anyway?
      No TV, no movie, no art, no music, no game, no book, no culture, no mean of creation, no food, no sleep, no dream, no future, no hope.
      Only you walking in circles, praying some invisible dude for your eternal ethereal jail.
      Check the bible, it's written in full letters: no mortal activities, only perpetual bliss while chanting your love to your creator.
      Quite as dull as buddhism's nirvanna... but with a jealous infantile divinity, who will kick out you forever the second he decides you don't love him enough.
      Which he already knows before your own birth... since he knows all.
      Bonus bonus point: How can one "feel" bliss... without an organic nervous system to generate the chemical reactions for pleasure?
      Again, written in the bible: you need your full body to go to heaven. That's why jesus has to come back. To resurrect your body, so you could feel the bliss in heaven.
      ...
      ... Notice also jesus has limited powers. He can resurrect the dead, not heal their body.
      Proof 1: jesus still had the stigmas.
      Proof 2: the two dudes jesus claimed to have resurrected, were externaly unscathed.
      Soooooo... what's about all the dudes-turned-skeletons-turned-ash since the last two millenias?
      Yep. No bliss for them. Ever.

  • @mcflyingfury
    @mcflyingfury ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Christian parents: Jealousy is bad, don't wish you had what other people do.
    The Jealous God when people are sacrificing animals to someone else and not him: KILL KILL KILL

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

    • @SergioFlores-xx4sm
      @SergioFlores-xx4sm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I know, now that I think about it, God is like the OG Mary Sue.

    • @mcflyingfury
      @mcflyingfury 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@SergioFlores-xx4sm Fr

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SergioFlores-xx4sm In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

    • @SergioFlores-xx4sm
      @SergioFlores-xx4sm 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Let me ask you this what if you’re wrong?
      I’m an Agnostic, I’m open to the idea of a God existing, I’m a firm believer that there are things humans don’t yet understand. But unless I have enough proof that supports a claim, I can’t bring myself to believe it. I just can’t, lest I delude myself into believing something that isn’t proven. Which isn’t a smart thing to do.

  • @ryann6919
    @ryann6919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2622

    This channel helped me find my way out of mental prison when I was only 15. Thanks a ton for this content.

    • @feitanporter2243
      @feitanporter2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Did u drop the mind soap?

    • @GrrMania
      @GrrMania 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I feel ya Ryan!

    • @verryberryman7655
      @verryberryman7655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Elaborate. After all, you have my attention.

    • @habibahahmad9632
      @habibahahmad9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you see plasma in your 3 eye?

    • @jamesBFC1887
      @jamesBFC1887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Bruh same

  • @captainsealed
    @captainsealed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2237

    Convincing horrible people to commit horrible acts is easy.
    Convincing good people to commit horrible acts, you need religion.

    • @ddoomsday7313
      @ddoomsday7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dangerous who fck with his EGO, so who fck with his high self.
      Balance is the answer.
      Answer is constant work, not only one problem solving.

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ddoomsday7313 nope

    • @ravencassidy1979
      @ravencassidy1979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bingo

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      @@ruaraidh74 do you tho? so eating shrimp is a bad act? circumcision is a good act? how about all the racism and bigotry that stems from abrahamic texts? btw, there's a shit ton of pretty awesome stuff that they teach in buddhism and hinduism - are those good acts now? what happens when religions disagree with each other? do we get to see a religious deathmatch somewhere?

    • @shaunlopes1778
      @shaunlopes1778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ravencassidy1979 so being pro life is immoral because religion tell them not to have abortion. The same Christains ban abortion by using bible.
      That is faulty logic that guy made.
      By his Logic Pro choice is morally good sincere secularism support abortion rights. Planned parenthood is secular organization.

  • @zombeats2160
    @zombeats2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    The "you are not the father" joke was hilarious

    • @abbabeththehamster4320
      @abbabeththehamster4320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I think that line was recycled from his early video "Jesus, Maury, and Joseph".

    • @djk1288
      @djk1288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU! I T-

    • @ghghetto2888
      @ghghetto2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Maury show is so fucking funny

    • @chrissonofpear1384
      @chrissonofpear1384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And the ending may just be the most creative, ah, blasphemy I've ever seen...

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the music that was playing in the background during that?

  • @2l84me8
    @2l84me8 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    This video was a real eye opener for me when I first saw it.
    It’s scary how people will base their morals on a subjective book that they can’t even verify is true and is subject to interpretation.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corks-wr1uc Look ill share something personal. I’ve personally seen Jesus (Not worthy), Heaven and Hell. Hell is worse than what you think (I was shaking after that experience), and Heaven is better than what you think. I have also received a personal healing miracle, I can go into details if you want. This is how God works. If you give Him the benefit of the doubt, He gives you more and more. Would I spend even 2 minutes preaching if I had an ounce of doubt? (I’ve experienced way too much)

    • @arnimzola1139
      @arnimzola1139 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine thinking this trash is eye opening

    • @rest1585
      @rest1585 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The god I believe in doesn’t do such things

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rest1585 Jesus is strict when it comes to sin but He is very loving and forgiving to all those who repent
      Enjoy
      I have some underlying health issues which can lead to premature death, so I heard about fasting can help fix many issues so I decided to give it a go by dry fasting (no food or water) I could only do it for 1-2 days a week without feeling too weak, but a few months in my heart started racing and it let weaker and weaker. When I would eat something unhealthy it would race hard.
      One night it was racing hard and a tall figure in white appeared and was praying towards the picture of Jesus in my room, he said something like “please don’t let him die from a heart attack”, then soon after he disappeared and I heard the audible voice of God tell me some stuff then that voice stopped then I felt my body being lifted and life being pumped back into my heart and I was healed thank God, Jesus is God and He is very loving and a miracle worker.

  • @qq1153553921
    @qq1153553921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +513

    "YOU are NOT the FATHER!"
    I told you! I told you!😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vlk2457
      @vlk2457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Biblical Maury😭😭😭

    • @whitodev3472
      @whitodev3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      **cue Guile's Theme**

    • @christophercarey3232
      @christophercarey3232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Biblical Wilcos: We asked, "Did you cheat on your Husband with Chad?" You answered, "No." The bitter water you drank suggests, "you did not tell the truth."

    • @robaleamente3411
      @robaleamente3411 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It look liked somekind of TV show

    • @jcherrax
      @jcherrax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jimmiedmc1
    @jimmiedmc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +663

    Oh I love Jeffery.... "welcome to heaven jackass" made me rofl,
    So genius mocking the hate commenters hes expecting about old and new testimate...

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @God الله Allah lol jeffery is yahwehs examiner

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Abortion should be mandatory. Childbirth is fascism. Black Lives Matter ✊✊

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @God الله Allah umm no its yahwehs test , it would be the equivalent of your driving examiner driving your car for your test lol watch the darkmatter2525 ...17 part power corupts series and you'll get it

    • @LM-jz9vh
      @LM-jz9vh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The Israelite religion evolved out of the Canaanite religion. Yahweh was some minor deity from the southern Levant who over time took on the imagery and attributes of the older mythical Canaanite deities El and Baal. He only became the one "true" god when some Yahweh only Israelites pushed that agenda.
      * Jews and Arabs Descended from Canaanites - Biblical Archaeology Society
      www.biblicalarchaeology.org/daily/ancient-cultures/ancient-near-eastern-world/jews-and-arabs-descended-from-canaanites/ *
      Dr Christine Hayes who lectures on the Hebrew Bible at Yale University outlines this in lecture 7 from 30 min onwards.
      * th-cam.com/video/h_UmuEBmS5k/w-d-xo.html *
      Also, inscriptions were found in the form of blessings, referencing Yahweh and his Asherah. Asherah was originally the wife of the Canaanite deity El, so the merging of Yahweh with El is obvious.
      * www.seeker.com/amphtml/gods-wife-edited-out-of-the-bible-almost-1766083399.html *
      You can also watch Pagan Origins of Judaism that outlines this as well.
      * th-cam.com/video/ZECezMYug8c/w-d-xo.html *
      Also watch Atheism: A History of God (A) by a former Christian.
      * th-cam.com/video/MlnnWbkMlbg/w-d-xo.html *

    • @kingsolomon7553
      @kingsolomon7553 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LM-jz9vh Who was the father of the Canaanites?

  • @uprightape100
    @uprightape100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1048

    Don't forget the First-Born-Egyptian-Passover-Babies......that was a hilarious joke on them. Such a jolly joker, that God.

    • @Gomenred
      @Gomenred 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Also I like to point out that the all knowing all seeing good needed the Jews to mark their homes so that God didn't accidentally kill their children

    • @lilygirllisa
      @lilygirllisa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Gomenred They were not Jews they were Israelites but I get what you're saying

    • @SoWe1
      @SoWe1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      the story obviously implies killing babies is wrong tho

    • @serpentine8124
      @serpentine8124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@SoWe1 if it's wrong, then god can't be good for killing them?

    • @digitalbookworm5678
      @digitalbookworm5678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@SoWe1
      You have a dictionary app? Look up hypocrisy. 😀

  • @MrAuskiwi101
    @MrAuskiwi101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    Q: Who is the most prolific abortionist in the history of fact or fiction?
    A: Bible god

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY

    • @aurorafauna4195
      @aurorafauna4195 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 God isn't real and the Bible is a bad work of fiction

    • @shadrachemmanuel1720
      @shadrachemmanuel1720 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      How about choose neither heaven nor hell.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shadrachemmanuel1720 Look ill share something personal. I’ve personally seen Jesus (Not worthy), Heaven and Hell. Hell is worse than what you think (I was shaking after that experience), and Heaven is better than what you think. I have also received a personal healing miracle, I can go into details if you want. This is how God works. If you give Him the benefit of the doubt, He gives you more and more. Would I spend even 2 minutes preaching if I had an ounce of doubt? (I’ve experienced way too much)

    • @leifcasanova3097
      @leifcasanova3097 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Counterpoint, thanos

  • @NBC1232014
    @NBC1232014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Jeffrey has clearly been there too long.. He's done..

    • @GUSTAV1CC
      @GUSTAV1CC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Checked out

    • @LanceHamright
      @LanceHamright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Riding the clock

    • @madmadge2532
      @madmadge2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Their dynamic is hilarious
      Like Rick and Morty if Morty had all the power

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I start hoping Jeffrey's Last Name is Lucifer and he'll one day have enough and kill Yahweh out of Heaven ;)

    • @mysticalkeyblade759
      @mysticalkeyblade759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jeffery is the best character

  • @bodyhairpositive9485
    @bodyhairpositive9485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1682

    I really love how this channel isn't saying "the Bible isn't proof that God isn't real".
    Instead, they say, "okay, let's say that the Bible IS proof that God is real and let's take the Bible seriously. Here are things in the Bible that prove God has THIS mindset and not the one that some Christians think God has, that some Christians really just want to believe God has so that they can have an excuse to harass and abuse people."

    • @lynxfirenze4994
      @lynxfirenze4994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Yeah, I love how it basically just takes the bible and goes with it then points out that that's insanity

    • @Ohne_Silikone
      @Ohne_Silikone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, you do know god is absolute, so there is no way to redraw him on pain of destroying reality itself. And no, I didn’t watch the end.

    • @ScorpioHR
      @ScorpioHR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@Ohne_Silikone username checks out

    • @ScorpioHR
      @ScorpioHR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      That's the best way to debunk someone:
      Show that you understood them by repeating what they said and then put yourself in that logical reference frame and continue the thought and see if there are any inconsistencies.

    • @kristiankopera
      @kristiankopera 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      God is just a sick narcissist 😄

  • @rooseveltNovember
    @rooseveltNovember 3 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    ""I SAID UP HIGH!!!!!!" funniest thing God has said yet

    • @jarrod752
      @jarrod752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You're both wrong it was you're not the father.

    • @brimestonelewis8775
      @brimestonelewis8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I say terrifying

    • @rooseveltNovember
      @rooseveltNovember 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jarrod752 BUT...Wut if i AM THE FaTHER!!!!!!!

    • @jarrod752
      @jarrod752 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rooseveltNovember god has a gas mask for the fetus. If it's yours.

    • @ShadowFoxSF
      @ShadowFoxSF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I dunno ending credits double standards was pretty funny.

  • @AliceSpeltRight
    @AliceSpeltRight 3 ปีที่แล้ว +947

    “Welcome to heaven, jackass” best part

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shit, you have 69 likes, I'll be back when someone ruins it.

    • @fudgen.a1249
      @fudgen.a1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@synthemagician4686 That time long passed.

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@fudgen.a1249 Thanks for the heads up!

    • @fudgen.a1249
      @fudgen.a1249 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@synthemagician4686 No problem.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@fudgen.a1249 Mind if i recommend you some
      atheist-youtuber-dudes you may not know yet?

  • @antoniohernandez6590
    @antoniohernandez6590 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    SAY it all together: BUT IT WAS THE OLD TESTAMEEEEEENTTTTTT

    • @mommyisla
      @mommyisla 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Why would god want to be like that in the first place?

    • @pixelart418
      @pixelart418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh god I heard this so many times 😂 !!

    • @jaycahuenga6416
      @jaycahuenga6416 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      One of the most trite cop outs ever heard 😊

    • @PROtoss987
      @PROtoss987 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      we're taking notes from Marcion for this one

    • @EmmaSquire-ks9nu
      @EmmaSquire-ks9nu 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@mommyislamysterious ways

  • @nikste23
    @nikste23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    Biggest joke is that that guy went to heaven

    • @respectfullyrazerian2154
      @respectfullyrazerian2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Not if the Bible is true, the most evil of people can make it in just through seeking forgiveness from, believing in and accepting the vicarious sacrifice of Jesus Christ.

    • @madmadge2532
      @madmadge2532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Twice.

    • @xstatic-ow5mz
      @xstatic-ow5mz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      the biggest joke is that children are born. No fetus should develop past one week. Childbirth is fascism.
      Sign the petition to make abortions mandatory for all pregnancies comrades!
      Starting with white pregnancy. Black Lives Matter ✊✊✊

    • @nefarioustoast
      @nefarioustoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@xstatic-ow5mz ok, wtf lol

    • @amplelola23
      @amplelola23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@xstatic-ow5mz seconded. What the actual fuck?

  • @bendorman2930
    @bendorman2930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1940

    I'm glad you pointed out the bible is pro abortion

    • @raistlinmajere7149
      @raistlinmajere7149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Also pro infantcide, forced sterilization, and murder in general

    • @ChillstoneBlakeBlast
      @ChillstoneBlakeBlast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Yeetus The Fetus

    • @KingMickeyMouseOoO
      @KingMickeyMouseOoO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What a plot-twist! I didn't know that the bible itself was "pro abortion"! I love you! ^_^

    • @johnharding4444
      @johnharding4444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@michaelakomolafe8407 you are about 16 years out of date, thats how long ago cells were created in a laboratory from non living material.

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      The entire bible is a loaf of debunked dog excrement.

  • @Tell-me-more-75225
    @Tell-me-more-75225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    "Genius, was I addressing you or Jeremiah?" 3:13, So funny!

  • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
    @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I loved the "life begins at splooge" sign.
    I definitely need that one 😂

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      What should I care what you need when you're ok with killing the human unborn? Oh wow, you got a chuckle from the vid. Is it ok for you to be ripped apart as the unborn are? Is that funny to you?

    • @dymondlegss5398
      @dymondlegss5398 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too! 😅😅😅

    • @corks-wr1uc
      @corks-wr1uc ปีที่แล้ว

      That's correct mortal man. God can do all these things to your insignificant life and a few days ago you saw how easily your life could have ended. That fear you felt mortal man was the fear of death which is the fear of God. Your mockery is insignificant to the almighty. You were brought back to status of just mere mortal man from a single lightning strike.

    • @philjameson292
      @philjameson292 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is true" with respect to Monty Python

  • @skydragushan2852
    @skydragushan2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    if everything is a part of gods 'plan' then wouldn't every single abortion be a part of gods plan too?

    • @chrisweit3982
      @chrisweit3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      That is why accoring to the bible there couldn't possibly be free will. So by that logic nobody could be held accountable for anything.

    • @mischarowe
      @mischarowe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Pro life people don't understand that logic.

    • @GarwenK
      @GarwenK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Huh so Hitler was gods plan too.

    • @SyntheticFuture
      @SyntheticFuture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@GarwenK absolutely.

    • @margaretbarrett6087
      @margaretbarrett6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Garwen And Satan too ; it seems that god was bored so created his own horror movie - well I suppose even gods must get their entertainment somehow !

  • @atenraakhu7416
    @atenraakhu7416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +952

    The Old or The New Testament, the Same Sadistic God.

    • @Peter_S_
      @Peter_S_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Some "Christians" simply discard half the Bible and say only the New Testament matters but in Matthew 5:17-18 Jesus is quoted as saying, “Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. I tell you the truth, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished." Given that, I have yet to meet a Christian who can explain why Numbers 5:11-31 should suddenly be irrelevant because it's convenient.

    • @leeeastwood6368
      @leeeastwood6368 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@Peter_S_, they're all odd numbers?

    • @Peter_S_
      @Peter_S_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@leeeastwood6368 LOL!

    • @sandmans5980
      @sandmans5980 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@leeeastwood6368im dying lol🤣

    • @britishmgtow7251
      @britishmgtow7251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      God is Love
      Abortion is murder

  • @Katzykeens
    @Katzykeens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +888

    God: "I drowned pregnant women"
    Dude: "gOD WOULD NEVER ORDER ABORTIONS"
    #ChristiansDontListen

    • @Infernal460
      @Infernal460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Now imagine you wrote.
      #MuslimsDontListen
      Would that be ok, if the context was no female Iman's.
      But it's ok cause they identify as being male.

    • @DerAltruist
      @DerAltruist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Infernal460 yes, it would be ok

    • @RobotNinjaDestroyer
      @RobotNinjaDestroyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Want your suicidal thought to go away? Then go back to Christianity. Simply ignore all the unexplainable holes in Christianity. When you wonder why the Bible says something you can't explain simply say "I DON'T KNOW!!! NOR DO I CARE!!! IM GONNA KEEP WORSHIPPING GOD NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Do that and you won't have anymore suicidal thoughts and at the end of your life you'll be rewarded with an eternal paradise.

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@Infernal460 uhm... what has this to do with anything?

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@RobotNinjaDestroyer i cant tell if you are sarcastic or not. And that is scary

  • @IronDogger
    @IronDogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    How far could humanity evolve if spiritual knowledge wasn’t held back by those using it for power and control?

    • @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล
      @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      so much...

    • @hansjurgen4567
      @hansjurgen4567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @James Smith Well, glad white people never comitted multiple genocides. Also the only reason why we live in a political system where we can express our anti theological rhetoric is becouse we fought against Christianity (christian authority).

    • @IronDogger
      @IronDogger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @James Smith Your ignorance of history especially theological history should be embarrassing 😳

    • @justnothing8692
      @justnothing8692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @James Smith without religion there would be a million genocides less and world would probably be united by now ignorant fool

    • @warriorwatch2406
      @warriorwatch2406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @James Smith You mean the same religion that started countless wars through out history and scrubbed many cultures from the face of the Earth?

  • @josephmartins8882
    @josephmartins8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +728

    I’m disturbed by the idea that dead fetuses in heaven basically stay half-baked reptile worms for all eternity.

    • @paulthepainter2366
      @paulthepainter2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Are they conscious and able to sing praise for eternity?

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Iunno that sounds like a pretty sweet deal to me, I'd love to be a nonsentient blob that spends forever literally just vibing.

    • @paulthepainter2366
      @paulthepainter2366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@Mae_Dastardly christian music is the worst though

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@paulthepainter2366 They're fetuses they don't care

    • @polasamierwahsh421
      @polasamierwahsh421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      For me it's the idea that fetuses are there to begin with , if the heart hasn't beaten the eyes hasn't opened and the lungs didn't start then they should've reincarnated or something like that idk , so they can actually know life
      The idea of unborn undeveloped beings not ever experiencing life yet forced by the "god" to never have an alternative is something horrifying

  • @iwatchstufftrolol7943
    @iwatchstufftrolol7943 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    “Babe wake up Darkmatter2525 posted another video”

    • @jimmiedmc1
      @jimmiedmc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh I stopped what I was doing too, lol

    • @NivekTheEnigma
      @NivekTheEnigma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was watching a DM video when I saw he uploaded.

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      BABE HE UPLOADED, WAKE UP WE DONT HAVE MUCH TIME

    • @sarenareth689
      @sarenareth689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      comin' right up hun, if you go pick up granpa I'll wake up the kids

    • @IaMaPh1991
      @IaMaPh1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "DAMMIT! I SAID IM BUSY!"

  • @smji5269
    @smji5269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    "They have double the standards" 😂😂😂😂

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      The bible is full of hypocrisy and contradictions.

    • @philip8498
      @philip8498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I dont even think you could justify the actions of the bible using only two standards

    • @maxpayne930
      @maxpayne930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacksonheathen2092 Yup just like human race : )

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@maxpayne930 I'll give you that.

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jacksonheathen2092 name one that you are absolutely sure is contradiction.

  • @Wordsmith00
    @Wordsmith00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    We need more channels likes this about other religions.

    • @daddyfett9857
      @daddyfett9857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Why is christianity always the template for these kinds of videos? i wonder what he could do if he ripped on islam

    • @Wordsmith00
      @Wordsmith00 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@daddyfett9857 I guess I could answer that with some speculation. Christianity is more common in the English speaking world. Our friend here might have been raised christian. Personally as an ex-muslim I would love to see more funny content about Islam. However, the stupid TH-cam algorithm and policies are not friendly with such content. I get a hate speech warning from Instagram every time I post sth anti-jihadist or some joke like that. You can however find content about Islam but it's more common in Arabic. There are so many great ex-muslim Arab TH-camrs.

    • @reieguiang8
      @reieguiang8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@daddyfett9857 ​ Uh... but he did made a few videos ridiculing Islam. He's probably not focusing on Islam just as much because he hasn't fully read the Quran. It's better to discuss things that you're knowledgeable about rather than giving opinions on subjects that you know little about.

    • @PediatricsVolunteer
      @PediatricsVolunteer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The quran reloaded. From the bible reloaded peeps.

    • @Wordsmith00
      @Wordsmith00 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PediatricsVolunteer thanks bro

  • @Kilmoran
    @Kilmoran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Jesus literally instructed that not a single word or letter of the Old Testament be dismissed... And yet some how it is fine in their mind to ignore it. It amazes me how following the desires of their own God with their own book that tells them how to do so can be so easily disregarded when it is convenient.

    • @Horus666
      @Horus666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Horus : Okey 😁

    • @santerikuusela865
      @santerikuusela865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      In what verse was this? Please I need to know.

    • @Kilmoran
      @Kilmoran 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@santerikuusela865 Matt 5:17-18 apparently.
      Also, some old school satire about keeping the covenant from a modern perspective. th-cam.com/video/5mLOUWl-L-s/w-d-xo.html

    • @santerikuusela865
      @santerikuusela865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kilmoran Thanks!

    • @alanb8884
      @alanb8884 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not one jot or tittle

  • @jkvdv4447
    @jkvdv4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    Every time you tell me an old testament bedtime story I shudder to think they actually endorse that unholy book to children.

    • @darrekworkman8685
      @darrekworkman8685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And still do.

    • @Fuzz82
      @Fuzz82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Imagine if the Bible had to go to a PG rating like movies and videogames. Not to mention checked for hate speech. That would be funny.

    • @desperadox7565
      @desperadox7565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bible should be PG X rated.

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Still waiting for the fully illustrated children's bible that covers those parts specifically.

    • @diegobrando1960
      @diegobrando1960 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@davidk7529 Oh yeah! I had The Action Bible. And even in there, the drawings were gory and the stories were still filled with misogyny and junk. It's terrible. I mean, I still enjoyed reading it as a kid. I was never theist. My mother, even though she is Christian, doesn't believe it is right to force children into religion, but rather allow the kids to grow up and choose for themselves. So I have always been an agnostic-atheist. But I just really enjoyed reading the book because the illustrations were really cool and the stories were interesting. Plus, I'm a comic book nerd.....and any book for that matter...

  • @brimestonelewis8775
    @brimestonelewis8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    Imagine if this God was the one in charge our world. That is Lovecraft level scary!

    • @thoticcusprime9309
      @thoticcusprime9309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I would destroy it. I already have plans of destroying reality

    • @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล
      @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I think he's even far more worse than Cthulhu and all his great-great-grandparents.....

    • @AT-vp8qw
      @AT-vp8qw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Technically he does exist in the minds of millions of people. We are living in a Lovecraft novel 💀

    • @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล
      @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@AT-vp8qw Don't worry. Buddhism and Gnosticism trying to find a way to defeat or destroy him/it once and for all LOL

    • @shaggystoner5235
      @shaggystoner5235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thoticcusprime9309 well?......I'm waiting.

  • @neonfroot
    @neonfroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The Judeo-Christian God isnt the tender-hearted, mature daddy-husband that the church portrays Him.

    • @thunderpooch
      @thunderpooch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nor are His followers. Coincidence much? Nope, assholes project asshole gods onto everyone else

    • @neonfroot
      @neonfroot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thunderpooch
      Well, Protestantism is white Boomer zionism at it's finest.
      People wanna shit on Catholic church, but they overlook the amount the shit done by Protestants.
      Protestantism was what advocated for slavery of blacks.
      Protestantism was what advocated for America's "manifest destiny."
      Protestantism is what brought about crony capitalism.
      Protestantism is the core of anti-science.
      Protestantism is what allows pastors to cheat on their wives with secretaries, allow fathers to molest their daughters "to protect their purity", etc.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

    • @Bashbekersjiw
      @Bashbekersjiw 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You prove his point​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363

    • @mattmorehouse9685
      @mattmorehouse9685 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I guess you're not Catlick, since their fanwank says Mary was born without sin. Weird that an all powerful god can't pull that trick off twice, or, you know 7 billion times, since he's got infinite power.

  • @proud2bpagan
    @proud2bpagan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    I've been asking "How could fetuses be evil?" ever since I first read the Noah's ark story.

    • @dragonhealer7588
      @dragonhealer7588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They are not. At the supposed time of Noah, an unborn fetus had no legal standing, you were not a person until born.
      Arguably, the fetus had the value of a woman's thigh.

    • @KurenaiNanashi
      @KurenaiNanashi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don’t forget the tens of thousands of puppies and kittens that were also drowned. Anyone who seriously thinks such a deity is benevolent has a few screws loose and/or psychotic

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KurenaiNanashi in an argument on another channel, i brought up that i wouldn't want to cause undue suffering. I said i would not have a child or a pet if i thought i could not give them a good life (feeding, medical, etc) and the other person blatantly said that animals are not worth even bringing up. I assume people like him would be all for wiping out all animals for a few human sinners

    • @catelynh1020
      @catelynh1020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ever since i was a kid, i never understood the biblical flood. Like, why couldn't the god who kept cursing people to be barren make all sinners barren? Or just spot clean humanity? In a generation, you'd have only noah and his family left. There you go, no animals killed. If god was feeling charitable, he could have given some infants to noah to raise so they would not be raised in sin. Instead of animals on the ark, it would be children in an orphanage.

    • @InfernosReaper
      @InfernosReaper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dragonhealer7588 The unborn did have a monetary price, but ignoring them, plenty of born babies getting drowned en-masse without being old enough to have actually done anything wrong.

  • @raservesthedinner7620
    @raservesthedinner7620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1001

    I'll always quote George Carlin on this topic: "Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?"
    Edit: Dear reader, I want you to know that this quote has engendered quite a shitstorm in the comment section underneath. Bring your hazmat suit if you wish to delve into it.

    • @ڛٰٱڷے
      @ڛٰٱڷے 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Lmao, George carlin is D LEGEND!

    • @theotheagendashill818
      @theotheagendashill818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      George Carlin is a sociopath and he is ugly and annoying himself lmao

    • @pizzedahff3127
      @pizzedahff3127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "Jesus. He loves you, and he needs a little money." -- George Carlin.

    • @theotheagendashill818
      @theotheagendashill818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Eastern fence Lizard His takes on religion are pretty based but he seems quite sociapathic. And what he said about pro-lifers is ironic given that he is ugly himself

    • @respectfullyrazerian2154
      @respectfullyrazerian2154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @Eastern fence Lizard Ignore him, he's a probably just a pseudo intellectual right winger flat earther.

  • @nsignific
    @nsignific 3 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Just non stop dunking on these idiots by quoting their own book they obviously never read. Classic @DarkMatter2525, I'm loving this.

    • @_shadownotes_
      @_shadownotes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Unfortunately this is true. I say this as a Christian. Most professing Christians have not read 1/3 of the scripture that is in this video.

    • @sallysmith920
      @sallysmith920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The bible is a book of stories agreed upon by a bunch of old men, at various sittings - many books were not included, intentionally not included, as they didn't fit the desired narrative. Just think on this, a 32 year old man died on a cross after a few others when it usually took many days to die. He was carried at night (which Jews don't move dead people at night) to a cave. A woman who was not family, helped clean him up and then they were gone ... him and her.

    • @_shadownotes_
      @_shadownotes_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sallysmith920 Im not really sure what your overall point is, but everything you said is wrong.
      1. Jesus was 33 when he died.
      2. He wasn't killed by crucifixion, he gave up the ghost when he died, meaning that it was under his control. (John 19:30) Also the soldiers impaled him to make sure he was dead.
      3. He wasn't carried at night. The Jewish day starts at sunset, and since the sabbath was the day after Jesus's crucifixion, the bodies had to be off the crosses by then. Luke 23:53-56 explicitly states that Jesus was buried, then the women went back and did work, and then rested because of the sabbath, meaning that the sabbath (and by extension, nightfall) had not yet come to pass before Jesus's burial.
      4. Also in Luke 23, the woman never cleaned the body, she returned and prepared the spices for when she would go back the third day.

    • @fullpentration490
      @fullpentration490 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2 Samuel:12-14

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@fullpentration490 In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

  • @VenomousSoup14
    @VenomousSoup14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    I love how Christians and Muslims call abortion a sin because of 1 verse when there are more verses supporting it

    • @theaplusst
      @theaplusst ปีที่แล้ว +1

      not to smart... are you

    • @zodfanza
      @zodfanza ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's also not even a verse prohibiting abortion in any way - not when you consider all those other verses.

    • @UwU-ok2jr
      @UwU-ok2jr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I'm a pro-life atheist but I hate the hypocrisy of religion being against abortion but advocating for it as a form of punishment

    • @mrcoyote7027
      @mrcoyote7027 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      thou shall not murder

    • @Sweeti924
      @Sweeti924 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@mrcoyote7027but when god does! Special pleading

  • @AntiCitizenX
    @AntiCitizenX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    You're a genius, buddy. Don't ever stop.

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cool.

    • @marypatton1122
      @marypatton1122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DARK MATTER AND WIFE ARE AMAZINGLY GENIUS! I admire them both so very much. I'm a little smart and a little creative but I don't hold a candle to either one of them. I am thankful for intelligent people who make intelligence a law and reveal the crimes of ignorance!

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@idiosyncraticlawyer3400 Know Viced Rhion? And other Atheist-youtubers?

    • @theaplusst
      @theaplusst ปีที่แล้ว

      nottttt really

    • @corks-wr1uc
      @corks-wr1uc ปีที่แล้ว

      That's correct mortal man. God can do all these things to your insignificant life and a few days ago you saw how easily your life could have ended. That fear you felt mortal man was the fear of death which is the fear of God. Your mockery is insignificant to the almighty. You were brought back to status of just mere mortal man from a single lightning strike.

  • @metal665lica
    @metal665lica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I was a catholic till my late teens.
    I went to a strict catholic school that had a mandatory mass at least once a month, not to mention Sunday mass.
    Funny how, in all that time, I never heard them use any of the passages shared by DarkMatter ever.
    It's almost like they were only picking and choosing the ones that sounded ominous or upbeat. 🤔

    • @ddoomsday7313
      @ddoomsday7313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Religions are full of different text so you can pick the one which fit in the culture. Funny thing is that the person of Jesus affected your culture so much. This is why you basically cant kill somebody. In the ancient era it was a common daily event by small, childish issues.

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      as an ex-catholic, even if these verses were used, the framing would've never caused you to see them as anything other than justifying god's glory. it's a religion, which is basically a mainstream cult... did you think you had freedom of thought while you were a believer?
      i remember being so cocky that i firmly believed i could pull up apologetics to answer any doubt that anyone had... and for simpler doubts, i actually could - because the church has amassed two millenia worth of apologetics, each one a giant loquacious self-aggrandising text of extreme bias and propaganda, most likely written by one who was fully brainwashed himself (and yes, >90% of those were written by men until very recently).
      long story short, before deconversion happens, your brain would've been very differently wired and all sorts of defense mechanisms would kick in before you would even accept some of these arguments as somewhat logical, just as an intellectual exercise. the depth of propagandising and manipulation of truth goes quite a bit deeper, since catechism and inculturation begins young... to the point that indoctrination is only skimming the surface.

    • @metal665lica
      @metal665lica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@alveolate wow... VERY well said. I screen shot your comment so it won't get lost in my notifs.
      So what lead you to the path of satanic incests and baby cannibalism?

    • @ouranos9786
      @ouranos9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/6Fewib-ZrZY/w-d-xo.html

    • @irishwristwatch8706
      @irishwristwatch8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@metal665lica cannibalism? Are you being sarcastic?

  • @Booktrovertdiaries
    @Booktrovertdiaries 3 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    I can’t believe I use to think like him a month ago

    • @burningmatch09
      @burningmatch09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Glad to hear about your character development. Welcome.

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      you know what Samantha
      i'ts not important that you USE TO think like him
      Fact is anyone can stuff up in life,......... IT'S HOW LEARN
      and you shouldn't beat yourself up about it , Because that's Counter productive
      what is messed up is.......... IF YOU NEVER LEARN FROM IT
      the fact that you have shows intelligence on your part
      so... Good work
      it's like Flat earth for example
      if you accept the flat earth debate ON THE GROUNDS that you always listened to your school teacher and didn't do the experiments to prove the earth is round
      then IT MAKES LOGICAL SENSE that you would give the flat earth theory the time of day.
      so. if you follow that theory for a while and realize it's not true, ,THAT'S FINE
      so long as you realize it's not true
      same with the god thing
      so long as you understand what is truth and what is not, it means your'e intelligent
      if you don't see it, you MUST go through life living and alternate truth / a Lie

    • @roba231
      @roba231 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Same here. Now that I've been watching all these videos, I can't believe how all these messed up bible verses just went over my head without any thought process. WTF was I even thinking?

    • @helldare777
      @helldare777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Welcome to the other side

    • @maxd3783
      @maxd3783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What made you change to suddenly?

  • @ROCKOCTANE
    @ROCKOCTANE 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    A child below the age of 5 dies every 4 seconds of just bad drinking water . But, your God is mysterious or had nothing to do with it. But, if a baby falls from a build and bounced in the grass, and is perfectly fine, them your God did it.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

    • @paxvlog
      @paxvlog 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 🤣

    • @indiangamerbg8346
      @indiangamerbg8346 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 oh so god isn't in heaven? Than I'll come i guess

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@indiangamerbg8346 Right now you are experiencing some of His goodness like the ability to rest, pleasure,hope,peace. Thid all gets stripped away from you in hell
      People underestimate hell, it is bad because it is separation from God. In a vision I was shown a person who claimed to be Christian but started fornication (premarital sex), He died relatively young and went to hell forever (1 Cor 6:9). God’s holiness means He will not coexist with sinners forever therefore Repent (Luke 13:3) and have a relationship with Jesus

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@paxvlog Creation (puppies, trees, animals and humans) proves there is a creator
      Demons come out in the name of Jesus therefore Jesus is God
      WHO GETS ALL THE ATTENTION?
      Evil is against good, which religion or God is attacked the most? Whose Name gets taken in Vain? There are 2 million gods yet Jesus is attacked the most, why do you think that is?
      Rev 1:18 I am He who lives, and was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore. Amen. And I have the keys of Hades and of Death.

  • @hotbahamasjobs
    @hotbahamasjobs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    Just wanted to say you were an important part of me breaking free of religion. After so many years have past, just wanted to say thank you.

    • @cris_u3616
      @cris_u3616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol thats dangerous. Whoever is behind this channel is leading people to loose faith

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY

    • @kalixaudnari309
      @kalixaudnari309 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@corks-wr1ucoh cool. A malevolent god. Thanks! Youve successfully kept me away from the god of the bible because if he does to me what he wants and sends me where he wants, no amount of prayer or belief will change that.
      Good job helping to keep people away from Christianity!

    • @jere3632
      @jere3632 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@corks-wr1ucthe almighty is in your imagination

    • @aplum4218
      @aplum4218 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363You have did and are still doing sick stuff, huh????

  • @benderisgreat5059
    @benderisgreat5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    This video shows so perfectly that Christians don’t read their own book. My super religious brother got a bible from my mom last Christmas. He says he reads it, and I’m really hoping he actually does. Great work DarkMatter.

    • @_John_P
      @_John_P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably just using it as an armpit spacer.

    • @fred_derf
      @fred_derf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Even if he reads it, there is a difference between just reading it and reading it critically.

    • @benderisgreat5059
      @benderisgreat5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@fred_derf I feel like reading “violate the wives, and dash the infants against a rock” can only be interpreted one way.

    • @fred_derf
      @fred_derf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@benderisgreat5059 Ah, but if you just read it and don't consider what the words mean, then you're not reading it critically. It's like the difference between memorizing and understanding. You can, for example, memorize the Pythagorean Theorem and be able to pass a test about it, but that doesn't mean you can put it into practice when building something.

    • @benderisgreat5059
      @benderisgreat5059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fred_derf I stand by what I said.

  • @Ponera-Sama
    @Ponera-Sama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    "Do they think the God of the Old Testament isn't the same as the God of the New Testament or something?"
    *LAUGHS IN GNOSTICISM*

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There is no god. Maybe that's the lesson here.

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @God الله Allah Yep. I'll give you that. They are to ignorant to understand the history of their own religions.

    • @riaclerica
      @riaclerica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Gnosticism was a fun course. At least they considered there were inconsistencies and tried to come up with their own excu---ahem, reasons.

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@riaclerica Tbh, to me, they're the only Christian denomination with some appeal to it.

    • @mcpics4448
      @mcpics4448 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Illogical Word it truly a fascinating study to learn

  • @Brunofromaraguari
    @Brunofromaraguari 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Thank you for this video. I'm gay and it made me look to the Bible with less fear, knowing that there are a lot of non-sense issues in the Bible....

    • @lydiapetra1211
      @lydiapetra1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Abortion is not nonsense...it's murder! Sin is a very serious issue!!!

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lydiapetra1211 why are you addicted to sniffing your own crap?

    • @noFate_games2
      @noFate_games2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lydiapetra1211 Thank you sister. This message needs to be spread more.

    • @Ezio-Auditore94
      @Ezio-Auditore94 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@lydiapetra1211 Go to bed grandma

    • @Bashbekersjiw
      @Bashbekersjiw ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@lydiapetra1211 are you sayng that god Is a Murder?

  • @emirbulut2430
    @emirbulut2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    God sayin "CUCK" is best thing ever happend

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Every time I time I type that word you put in all caps my comment gets shadow banned.
      YT algorithm playing favorites again favoring atheists. Figures

    • @emirbulut2430
      @emirbulut2430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@elgatofelix8917 Algorithm may not see mine because it is attached to quotation marks. ie. I "cucked" the system...

    • @lordofthecats6397
      @lordofthecats6397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@elgatofelix8917 The algorithm favors atheists?!?! HAHahaha... you made my night man!

  • @christopherglenn8084
    @christopherglenn8084 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Much love to the entire DM Family

    • @vratyasvakyas6022
      @vratyasvakyas6022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      God bless you! 😉

    • @thethinker739
      @thethinker739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@vratyasvakyas6022 good one

    • @beccaplainfield8545
      @beccaplainfield8545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@vratyasvakyas6022 😂

    • @vegannegan9652
      @vegannegan9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vratyasvakyas6022 AMEN brother 🙏

    • @vegannegan9652
      @vegannegan9652 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@durjam3734 Jesus loves you ❤ 💖 💕 💗 💓

  • @krishvids608
    @krishvids608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Lmao the contortions of that guys body when worshipping God

    • @JCTiggs1
      @JCTiggs1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Clearly he is possessed by... GAWD!

    • @pineapplepenumbra
      @pineapplepenumbra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a reflection of the mental contortions that religious people have to make in order to continue believing in their insane belief systems.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@JCTiggs1 In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

    • @JCTiggs1
      @JCTiggs1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 You do know that liking your own comment is a sin? 😂

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@JCTiggs1 Here is why you need Jesus. You’re like a man about to jump off a plane without a parachute and his plan is to flap his arms to save himself and I'd say “don't do that use the parachute “(Jesus is the parachute).; you are already a slave to your sins- yet God came to set the captives free. (The truth shall set you free- Jesus said I am the way the Truth and the Life)
      Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.

  • @mylerwilson4879
    @mylerwilson4879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Okay this video is now more relevant than ever

    • @jimmythebold589
      @jimmythebold589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ah. thanks for saving me the time to make the same comment...

  • @charisday3846
    @charisday3846 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    “I hath not knocked her up”

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

  • @yemidaramola2675
    @yemidaramola2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Perfect timing. We just talked about abortions in Bible class and being one of the few pro choice people was unpleasant to say the least

    • @2ndPigeon
      @2ndPigeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I bet

    • @unchartedraider7547
      @unchartedraider7547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I bet my ass. Like wow I am just saying someone who is pregnant should have the right to choose what to do with her body for the rest of her life.
      Yoh want to keep a bunch of cells alives and neglect it the second it's out in the open world because "It's god plan"

    • @yemidaramola2675
      @yemidaramola2675 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@unchartedraider7547 Nobody here said anything about being pro life. I'm confused about what you're so mad about?

    • @2ndPigeon
      @2ndPigeon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@unchartedraider7547 I think you misunderstood

    • @spawncampe
      @spawncampe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol. When I used to go to a Christian school. I don't think we ever talked about abortion in Bible class. Probably bc it was elementary and middle school

  • @derpmcgerp8062
    @derpmcgerp8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Anti-abortion-person: "You're killing God's creation! That's wrong!"
    God: "I didn't create that thing, I used protection"

    • @dynamicflashy
      @dynamicflashy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I'm an atheist and I'm against abortion and killing innocent people in general. Life is life.
      Whether it's growing inside a woman, an infant, a toddler, disabled, or elderly.
      The pro-abortion stuff within atheist circles is very strange to me.
      I couldn't care less about religious arguments against abortion. As an atheist, that doesn't persuade me in any way.
      But I wish more people looked at abortions more objectively: the killing of an innocent, unborn child. It makes me sad.
      As a child, I remember the pain my mother felt when she had a miscarriage. It certainly felt like she lost a child, and me a sibling. Heck, it was one of the things that started making me doubt the existence of a God.
      Perhaps, my experience makes me biased, but I think abortions (where there is no medical emergency) is abhorrent.

    • @derpmcgerp8062
      @derpmcgerp8062 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@dynamicflashy that's a respectful opinion. I'm agnostic-atheist myself and personally I have mixed feelings myself. I think if I were a woman, I'd have a better perspective on the experience. Obviously it would be naive to think I know what that's like.
      Honestly, even with the "Life" standpoints, I still support abortion 100%. Objectively, when you're comparing a fully grown person to a fetus that still requires the woman's body and blood to survive and form into a person, then you're really stretching the semantics. "Life" at that point is just a technicality. Yeah, technically a fetus is a lifeform. Insects, plants, and single-cell organisms are also lifeforms too, but if they were growing inside of your body, you'd get rid of them in a heartbeat if it was effecting you in any significant way. Not to be cynical, but life and death are both just a part of life in general. You can't eliminate the concept of death from existence. You could discourage death as much as you'd like, but it is unavoidable. Personally if I were a woman I don't know if I'd ever be able to have an abortion, but I'm not gonna pretend like every woman who would be willing to have one is crazy. Bringing another human into the world is a process. Holding a lifeform in your body for 9 months is just as much a process as getting into bed and doing the deed. If a woman chooses to end the process of creating a new person after becoming pregnant, I really don't think it's as morally abhorrent as you make it out to be. A fetus (and form(s) previous to fetus) is not the same as a person. Not even the same as OTHER lifeforms. It doesn't feel pain (in a way a born human or animal does at least), it doesn't have memories, it doesn't live any kind of real life outside of what's basically a cocoon.
      To get overly emotional specifically ON BEHALF OF the fetus I think is just plain silly. Now, if you're emotional on behalf of the mother, than that is understandable. Abortion could negatively impact the mother, so in many ways it's ok to not support it in your personal life. HOWEVER, not every woman is the same, and some women have various personal reasons for having abortions, they have different viewpoints, they have different perspective and can still be 100% healthy in the mind with or without abortion being a factor. That's essentially why I'm very much pro choice.

    • @ligmaballs36
      @ligmaballs36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derpmcgerp8062 Then, they should not have had sex in the first place. I am against those women who willingly do some "dangerous creampies" and then abort because they aren't able to hold the responsibility (like most pro-abortionists). Seriously, why do you think killing an unborn child is different from killing a 1-year-old child? They both should be granted the right to live. A

    • @ligmaballs36
      @ligmaballs36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@derpmcgerp8062 Furthermore, your "life and death is unavoidable" argument is invalid. It's like justifying the murder of a sick, old, dying woman who still wants to live for as long as she can but is giving the voluntary doctors a hard time.

    • @ligmaballs36
      @ligmaballs36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@derpmcgerp8062 About your "fetuses aren't alive argument", you are also wrong. That fetus is on its way to experience life! It's on its way to experience the joys of living. Perhaps, that fetus has limitless potential to be what it wants to be. And you, even as an atheist, are going to allow the prevention of that from happening? You think it's aberrant to prevent that fetus to experience the life it will only have?

  • @LynnnnnnnnnN
    @LynnnnnnnnnN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    When I was 12 my father's heart stopped for 2 mins b4 the medics restarted it. He'd had a massive heart attack. He said he didn't see anything at all. He used to enjoy telling that story to the JW's when they'd pop by. There was nothing better than listening to my dad debate the JW's lol. He taught me that all that religious nonsense was just horsesh*t. One of the smartest men I ever knew. rip dad

    • @gracehaven5459
      @gracehaven5459 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Technically it still takes like 6 or 7 minutes after death to achieve brain death (true death) because if he was still able to be revived it means he wasn't (truly) dead yet. He sounds like a cool dude though 😊 I am sorry for your loss 😞

    • @Paenjragon
      @Paenjragon ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I can confirm that your dad was right. When I had my near death experience all I could "see" was my body in the hospital room I was in. All I could sense behind me was darkness. Death is just sleep. After we "die" we sleep for awhile before being reborn again. And if you know what you're doing you can have a past life regression to "find" memories that are buried deep in your soul. We are all beings of energy and energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only change form. We are all just the Universe experiencing itself.

    • @LynnnnnnnnnN
      @LynnnnnnnnnN ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gracehaven5459 you're right. I never really thought about that. He was still a smart man though. Thank you for your kind words ❤️🙂

    • @krisaaron5771
      @krisaaron5771 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Paenjragon I much prefer the idea of reincarnation and rebirth going on and on forever than the horror of spending eternity in a heaven worshiping a cruel god who rules over an environment similar to North Korea.

    • @Ezio-Auditore94
      @Ezio-Auditore94 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sounds so badass "I went to death itself to see if there's something but there's nothing there, it's all a lie"

  • @mayflowerlash11
    @mayflowerlash11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Excellent debunking of the "logic" of religion. And humour as well.

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's not debunking anything.

    • @expiredtylernol
      @expiredtylernol 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@martinsoukup562 you’re just brainwashed

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@expiredtylernol why do you think so?

    • @dennisthemenace567
      @dennisthemenace567 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@martinsoukup562 Because he's brainwashed

    • @benceklock4831
      @benceklock4831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@martinsoukup562 Uh yes it does

  • @MrSparklefarts
    @MrSparklefarts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    As an ex jehovah's witness born in, now atheist I was what I would call a radicalized christian in a high control (cult) 10/10 your videos are on point! Thanks darkmatter your videos are cathartic and touch on points that are forcibly ignored through thought control and fear. Everyone's so worried about blaspheming that they're not willing to ask the question is the god I worship evil?

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remove the words god/devil and look at via their names. So, we have Yahweh and Lucifer, so, Yahweh wants you in complete worship, complete obedience to him, sets rules for pretty much everything you can do, wants to control everything you do, orders people to kill anyone who doesn't follow him, kill all the babies etc, ''sends a flood'' to wipe out the world. The case to is Lucifer - who gave humans knowledge (the apple), in order for humans to think and grow, both as individuals and a society. Has no dealings with you, gives you no laws/rules, allows you to learn for yourselves.
      Which of the two is evil, which of the two shows actual care??
      Been saying it for a damn long time - YOU ARE WORSHIPPING THE WRONG BEING. God(yahweh) is pure evil.
      Hell didn't - JC even say that, you are worshipping the wrong father?
      Now go one step further, remove all notions of divine and gods etc - and replace it with biological aliens. Then understand, yahweh broke our highest laws by showing himself to such a primitive society. He was then executed for this, we had hoped that you would have advanced past this primitive BS notion of gods, but humanity is still very primitive (or at least most of you are), so we now have to take action to sort this mess out.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY

    • @MrSparklefarts
      @MrSparklefarts ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 lol I'm good I serve Satan, your god is a fascist.

    • @user-zj9rr6yc4u
      @user-zj9rr6yc4u ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@corks-wr1uc I hope you wrote a bot for that, you actually manually copy and pasting that under random comments would be so pathetic that it gets sad

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corks-wr1uc Look ill share something personal. I’ve personally seen Jesus (Not worthy), Heaven and Hell. Hell is worse than what you think (I was shaking after that experience), and Heaven is better than what you think. I have also received a personal healing miracle, I can go into details if you want. This is how God works. If you give Him the benefit of the doubt, He gives you more and more. Would I spend even 2 minutes preaching if I had an ounce of doubt? (I’ve experienced way too much)

  • @kartavianmacrath7219
    @kartavianmacrath7219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I honestly wish that I could present this information to my family as well as you do bud, I have really enjoyed finding your channel and finally have examples that I can remember for once. Keep up the good work, DarkMatter2525

  • @artemissrijan473
    @artemissrijan473 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My heart twisted at 12:20 😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
    "Fine then, Eat the babies. Dash the babies. Drown the babies. Kill the babies".
    I had never expected to hear those words in my life, and I never want to hear them again.

    • @artemissrijan473
      @artemissrijan473 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Panda Yeah bro that's crazy. 😂😂

  • @cannibal_redneck7109
    @cannibal_redneck7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    0:25 Every Final Destination twist in a nutshell

    • @ADMusic1999
      @ADMusic1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep. Drivers of big vehicles are always speeding and not watching the road.

    • @cyanchaos4490
      @cyanchaos4490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought you ment smash bros FD

  • @accalade999
    @accalade999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I just finished watching the video and it's entirety. This video is absolute genius this video has the believer confessed his views and beliefs of God then after they confess their viewpoints openly the video entraps the Christian into a spider web snare and keeps them locked on to their original beliefs and morals of this specific subject for example and rips them apart using their Bible and their God and asks the believer can they still stand by their loving God which the believer would feel cornered and unable to escape and cannot go back on their original beliefs from the beginning that were openly confessed which makes them continue to agree with God's ways and has them up here contradicting and delusional by that later time. Genius, just genius dark matter

  • @danwic
    @danwic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I always find it strange how some of the most ardent Christians don't even know what their bible really says.

    • @daswasich1147
      @daswasich1147 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      don't you think it's quite the contrary?
      i think not knowing your own book often is what keeps faith alive
      it's almost like knowing the bible discourages belief
      - a person who grew up christian but then read the bible and now is an atheist

    • @danwic
      @danwic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@daswasich1147 no, because many others have read the bible and still believe, thanks to either believing it isn't relevent to them or coming up with confounded contortions to make sense of it.

    • @andrewferg8737
      @andrewferg8737 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the average person can't explain how a cell phone works.... Guess they should throw out their phones.

    • @jethropike1964
      @jethropike1964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@daswasich1147 I was a Christian(Methodist), said my prayers at night, recited the 23rd Psalm, then I read the Bible, I thought to myself, this crap written down, isn't the same crap the Church is teaching me, the Ten commandments in the Bible aren't the same Ten commandments the Church teaches us, the real 10th commandment is “Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.” look it up, thou shalt not kill isn't mentioned anywhere, Exodus 34: 1-28,

    • @AH-vm8yo
      @AH-vm8yo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewferg8737 what kind of argument is that. The difference is I can physically produce to you in real life a cell phone that works I may not know how it works but it is a psychical object that even has a word across it telling you who made it. So if you could physically produce God or find a massive brand across the earth or universe that says made by God that I may not know how it works but I'd probably accept its existence.

  • @Nobody11944
    @Nobody11944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I really love this channel, I especially binge watch his videos a long time ago.
    I couldn't keep up because of having some....life issues.
    However I still consider myself a believer a God.
    Also because with context of history and how the bible has been edited over the thousands of years it existed and we'll never know what it truly said.
    Especially with the constant re-translation of the bible, the corruption of man, and the periods which include the dark ages which was the corruption of the church which led to the constant editing of the bible.
    We will never truly know if the bible we read now is the right one, because there isn't any.
    I still believe in God tho, a believer at best and an agnostic and worst.
    Why? because of.....well paranormal shit happening in my lifetime. Especially encountering things that shouldn't exist. Even if some people believe God doesn't exist, or does.
    It doesn't matter, we're all people in this world.
    Just don't be an asshole, and respect others. Nobodies perfect, we're all human....and that's ok.
    Life will always be complicated, it will be morally grey, and rarely be black and white.
    Note this does not encompass the entire human race, some people really are shitty and evil. This includes murderers, rapist, cartels, gang members and pedophiles, etc.
    It's our job to stop them, or at least do what's right.

  • @donkenkonken6685
    @donkenkonken6685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "A BABY!!!"
    GOD: "Get him!"

  • @DinosaurKale
    @DinosaurKale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Imagine every zygote that ever missed the uterine wall was actually an unknown infant death flushed down the sewer and then resurrected as an immortal celestial being in another dimension. That is a very weird theology.

    • @steelersguy74
      @steelersguy74 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well....damn.

    • @emptyhand777
      @emptyhand777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      We need to start naming feminine napkins and holding funerals for them, just in case. There could be a human in there.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's why reincarnation makes more sense. I personally don't believe in it but if EVERY foetus is a developed spiritual being then what's the point of living couple days at best? Well, to gain karmic exp. After gaining enough exp you can incarnate as a god (this is what certain Buddhists believe in) only to be bored of the existence and try living as an ant
      I like this idea much more than the ethernal heaven. It gives you a room for a change. That is until you reach Nirvana but that's the lame part of the belief

    • @kris_crafter
      @kris_crafter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Every egg is a potential human and every sperm is sacred.

    • @emptyhand777
      @emptyhand777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @N Gaming - Kris crafter may be making a Monty Python reference.

  • @henryviiifake8244
    @henryviiifake8244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    "Save the embryo.
    Yeet the child" - Conservatives.

    • @eddavis9704
      @eddavis9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's more the far right ultra conservative. The moderates are more flexible and will have a discussion with you about it.

    • @nothingatall3432
      @nothingatall3432 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Actually conservatives usually support politicians who want to propose legislation and implement policies that make it easier to raise children such as; lower property taxes, protectionist policies to maintain a certain level of labor jobs, and a flat tax that would only grant deductions for having children or severe disabilities. I have absolutely no idea where pro-choice people got that argument from.

    • @isobelmiller7464
      @isobelmiller7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "I'm here to save the unborn. Once they get out of the vag*na, they can go f*ck themselves"
      -Peter Griffin

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nothingatall3432 because most of those politicians don't do that at all and actually cut most of those things

    • @nothingatall3432
      @nothingatall3432 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yoholup19 Yeah neocons and liberals. Unfortunate but that’s where we’re at.

  • @COMALiteJ
    @COMALiteJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Awesome video as usual (especially loved the humor in the end credits dialogue)! A few things you missed, though:
    *• Judges Chapter 11* _(the whole chapter)_ - The Lᴏʀᴅ Sabaoth of Hosts makes a deal with a _literal_ bastard named Jephthah to deliver the Ammonites to the Israelites in battle, in return for Jephthah sacrificing _whatever_ first comes to greet him at his return home. Turns out it’s his young virginal daughter. (This chapter is also fascinating because Jephthah tries diplomacy first, and in negotiating with the King of the Ammonites, Jephthah straight-up says that their god Chemosh is every bit as real as the Lᴏʀᴅ YHWH, and has just as much authority to assign lands to his worshipers as the Lᴏʀᴅ does for his - but I digress….) Unlike with Abraham and Isaac, no angel stops Jephthah at the last moment. No alternative animal sacrifice is found trapped in a bush. The young daughter was in fact a *_human_** sacrifice* that was _accepted_ by the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Israel, who, remember, _kept His end of the deal_ *and* supposedly knew what was going to happen before it did. He could easily have caused her to trip or stumble so that one of Jephthah’s lambs or whatever got to him first.
    *What is the penalty causing for an abortion? Exodus 21:22-25* (just a chapter after the most well known version of the so-called Ten Commandments) says it’s a _fine_ unless the _mother_ is harmed. The KJV and some other translations are ambiguous on this point, but many others make it plain: the “further harm” _must_ be to the _mother,_ because the _baby _*_dies_* in this scenario! Some others just say that the baby is born _prematurely,_ but think what that means: this was before we had neonatal ICUs and hyeline membrane treatments. It was before they even understood about human gestation. Heck, back then they thought that the womb was analogous to _soil_ and that the man planted his “seed” in it and a baby grew in it, with the mother contributing only the “soil” (thus the term “barren” used for an infertile woman, and even “semen” which we use to this very day is the Latin word for “seed”). Not to mention that when this Law was supposedly given, the Israelites were in a _desert_ - you know, very hot in the daytime, very cold at night, and very dry all the time - pretty much the _180° diametric opposite_ of a neonatal ICU with precision temperature control and very high humidity to keep the sensitive lungs from collapsing so much before the hyeline membrane can grow. They certainly didn’t know that the lungs (and eyes) were the last things to develop during gestation since they were useless until birth, and the hyeline membrane that keeps the æveolæ open doesn’t form until very shortly before normal full-term birth. They didn’t even know what a “trimester” was! The point is, how would they know whether a baby was premature or not? Simple: *whether it lived or died!* If it died shortly after birth, it was considered premature. If it lived for a week or so, it was considered _not_ premature. *That was how they **_defined_** it!* So there was no need to specify that the baby _dies,_ because the very fact that it was premature at all meant that it died! There was no need to specify what happens if the baby is born prematurely because of violence done to the mother, yet the baby lives, because _that scenario would never happen!_
    Anyway, a fine, for (albeit accidentally) _killing_ an unborn child. This, mind you, in the _same chapter_ and just a few verses after a verse that says that if a son or daughter curses either parent, that’s a *_capital_** offense!*
    *When does Personhood begin* according to the Law of the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob? At age *one month old **_after birth!_* _Seven times_ this is explicitly stated: twice _commanded_ by the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Israel Himself, in *Numbers Chapter 3* (same book as and just two chapters before where that abortifacient herbal tea as a test for marital fidelity thing that you _did_ talk about came from), *starting at verse 14.* This is about a census, a “numbering” (thus the very _name of that book itself!),_ first of the tribes of the sons of Levi who act as priests and assistants (each of the sub-tribes of the sons of Levi is numbered separately and assigned a specific task in the worship), then a second census of all of the Israelites. The other five mentions are these being carried out. In all cases, _only_ those who are aged “a month old and up” (KJV) are numbered. Why? What’s different at that age? (A similar passage is found in Deuteronomy, albeit only one census for all.)
    *(EDITED TO ADD:* We’ll just ignore the whole bit about why a census was such a _good_ thing in the Book of Numbers, but later, when King David was approaching the end of his reign, he wanted to know, as a good king should, how many people he ruled so that he could best plan for their needs so he instituted a census, _that_ was considered an _extremely grievous sin_ that resulted in the deaths of thousands of Israelites due to a God-sent plague over a three-day period, and David had to buy a threshingfloor from a Jebusite and sacrifice a bunch of animals on an altar there to stop the slaughter of innocent people all because David wanted to _count_ them!
    [Bonus: this story is told _twice:_ once in *Ⅱ Samuel Chapter 24* which was apparently written _before_ the Babylonian Exile, and again in *Ⅰ Chronicles Chapter 21* which was almost certainly written _during or after_ the Exile. There are minor differences, but one *_very major_* difference, between the two, yet otherwise they tell the same tale. In the Chronicles version written _after_ the Israelites had become familiar with the Zoroastrian religion of Babylon and its belief in an evil counterpart {Angra Manyu (“Angry Man”) aka Ahriman} of and opponent of the good god Ahura Mazda, verse 1 says that it was *Satan* who tempted David to number Israel {this is the first time, and the only one I know of in the whole Old Testament, where Satan is shown as _tempting_ humans _into_ sin rather than _accusing_ them _of_ it has he did with Job - the only other entity he’s even shown to have tempted to do evil was _God Himself,_ again in Job (God straight up tells Satan after the first round of curses inflicted that destroyed all that Job had, that Job remained faithful unto him “even though _thou _*_movedst_*_ me _*_against_*_ him,_ to *_destroy_** him **_without cause”!)}._* Yet in the Samuel version written _before_ they encountered Zoroastrianism or the whole Ahura Mazda _vs._ Angra Manyu / Ahriman thing, with Satan still being God’s D.A., who tempted David to number Israel? Verse 1 of that chapter straight up says that the anger of *the Lᴏʀᴅ* was kindled against Israel, and *_He moved David against them_* to do the census thing, for which He *_fatally_*_ punished _*_thousands_* of them all because David did what *He’d tempted David to do!* Remember, in Ezekiel, the Lᴏʀᴅ straight up tells Ezekiel that *“I … create evil. I the Lᴏʀᴅ do all these things.”!* The pre-Exile version of the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Israel straight up _admitted_ to being evil _as well as_ good!* But I digress (though children were almost certainly included among the victims of that little three-day pestilence}])
    But wait, it gets _better!_ Earlier, in *Leviticus Chapter 27* (first seven verses) the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Israel assigns _monetary value_ to persons based on sex (males worth more than females, natch) and age group: working / fighting / childbearing age range worth the most, then youth and older children (basically kindergarten through college freshmen), then senior citizens (age 60+), and finally, worth the least, younger children (the dividing line is age five years old) - but unlike the oldsters who have a lower age specified _yet not an upper age,_ so sixty until _death_ - yet for the preschoolers and toddlers and babies, an _upper_ age limit is specified [the aforementioned five years old] yet *so is a **_lower_** age limit* despite it being the youngest age group assigned a value! And guess what this lower age limit is for the youngest range is? Yep: *“from a month old* even unto five years old.” Same as Numbers 3. Babies younger than that have *no value **_at all_* in the eyes of the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob!
    So, according to the Law of the Lᴏʀᴅ, not only are the UNborn not Persons worthy of being counted in a census or being assigned monetary value, *neither are **_NEWborns!!_* He doesn’t _just_ endorse _abortion,_ but also *infanticide!* (Actually, of course, this almost certainly came about because of high infant mortality so ancient societies didn’t bother naming or otherwise getting too attached to a newborn until it’d proven that it could survive. The Hebrew calendar is lunar-based, so what they’d do is, when the baby is born, they look at the Moon at its next appearance and note the phase. Then, when the Moon comes back around to that same phase, then and _only_ then is the baby considered a Person worthy of being counted, valued, _etc._ [one small caveat to all this - male Israelite babies were circumcised at eight _days_ old, but even _that’s_ still _after_ birth].)
    I know you’ve mentioned this one in one of the other videos of yours that I’ve seen (the same probably applies to the above, too, which is why you didn’t bring them up here), but let’s not forget that whole Elisha and the two she-bears who rip 42 “little children” (KJV) to shreds for daring to call a bald man “bald head” thing.

    • @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล
      @กฤษดากลิ่นพิกุล 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      abrahamic religions society are really so f--ked up lol

    • @Hanna-ms6ki
      @Hanna-ms6ki 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You can't be honestly making this case. In Numeri 3;14 f considsering the numbering it says that male children that are 1 month and older should be counted. This is clearly talking about already born 1 month old children since there was no ultrasound or chemical test to determine the sex of an unborn child. In Exodus 21;22 there is mention of an accidental hurting of the unborn not a deliberate harming and killing in an abortion. This undeliberate harming has a penalty of money appointed. Similarily in the law if someone accidentaly killed another person he didn't get the same as a muderer.
      So your whole case about God counting already born children under 1 month and the unborn as unvaluable is ungrounded and ridiculous. May God enlighten you that you see the injustice of defending the killing of the innocent. Man is not God. God can and will righlty take your and my Life. You cannot take rightly another's life, whatever the means would be.

    • @COMALiteJ
      @COMALiteJ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Hanna-ms6ki Missing the point. Babies younger than a (lunar) month old were _not_ counted in the Census, *even though they’d **_already been born_* and they _knew_ what sex they were!
      Why was a male baby that was 27 days old _not_ counted, but one that was 29 days old _was_ counted, in this census? Remember, the Lᴏʀᴅ God Himself _commanded_ this! _Twice!_ Not counting the other stuff I mentioned.
      I never said that they were _unviable.,_ I said that the Lᴏʀᴅ God of Israel didn’t consider them to be *Persons* under the Mosaic aka Bible Law! Personhood is a _legal_ status, both then and now (“Corporations are people, my friend” - then-GOP Presidential nominee and now Senator Mitt Romney in response to a reporter, and legally, he was right).

    • @COMALiteJ
      @COMALiteJ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@corks-wr1uc Nice try, false prophet. We’ve had no rain, let alone thunderstorms, here for months, never mind a few days ago. In my several decades of life I’ve never come close to being struck by lightning.
      *Deuteronomy 18:20-22 *- under Bible Law you’d be put to death for uttering a prophecy in the name of the Lᴏʀᴅ that didn’t happen.

  • @Mswordx23
    @Mswordx23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "You are not the father!" "I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU!!!" Man what a throwback, I'm getting old

  • @PapaKnoxxX
    @PapaKnoxxX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    You know, it's funny, because church never taught me any of this shit. And everyone that walks around with a Bible with some shit to say always got sticky notes on every page... But the ones that talk about this shit. This is the most brutal form of education 2021 just absolutely needs

    • @yuishishido8780
      @yuishishido8780 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That’s why you never let someone else read the Bible. Churches have certain passages they stick to and summarize others. And if that’s not enough, if too much attention is brought on to a certain verse it gets edited and they act like it was always that way.
      Example: originally the New Testament stated Jesus ascended on the back of a unicorn.

    • @gabriellaj2380
      @gabriellaj2380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The church and Christians≠God

    • @lydiapetra1211
      @lydiapetra1211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because this video is evil and vile against God!! People love evil and evil deeds ...

  • @shonenairn5937
    @shonenairn5937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    The sad part is, this video is indistinguishable from real life.

    • @corks-wr1uc
      @corks-wr1uc ปีที่แล้ว

      That's correct mortal man. God can do all these things to your insignificant life and a few days ago you saw how easily your life could have ended. That fear you felt mortal man was the fear of death which is the fear of God. Your mockery is insignificant to the almighty. You were brought back to status of just mere mortal man from a single lightning strike.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@corks-wr1uc In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

  • @zolekamazibuko8764
    @zolekamazibuko8764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Now that Roe v Wade has been overturned, I'm sending this to everyone.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      WHAT IS HE MEANING OF LIFE?
      To have a relationship with God on earth so you can spend eternity together in Heaven. So, what pushes me away from God? Sin (lying, unforgiveness, sexual sins from lust, dishonouring parents, steeling, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) which leads to hell. But Jesus died on the Cross and rose from the dead to give you the ability to repent and Believe in Him as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
      Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "God exists because morality is objective and unchanging. Something is objective when it's ALWAYS that way. No exceptions."
    Like death for picking up sticks on the sabbath?
    "That's the old testament. Our unchanging morality went from one thing to another... without changing."
    Death to the WHOLE city? Even women, children, old people and babies? Even the livestock?
    "God can do things that are objectively immoral and they're moral because he does it."

    • @mickelodiansurname9578
      @mickelodiansurname9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How to play tennis without the fucking net.

    • @FrankCastle-tq9bz
      @FrankCastle-tq9bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      In other words, “morality” is whatever I say it is!

    • @burningmatch09
      @burningmatch09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Talk about circular logic.

  • @elcangridelanime
    @elcangridelanime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    99% of Christians won't even check the bible verse to see if this video is correct.
    P.S. Do it!

    • @mickelodiansurname9578
      @mickelodiansurname9578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They never read it to begin with, what makes you think a reminder of its contents will do the trick?

    • @QuintarFarenor
      @QuintarFarenor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wonder if they (pro-lifers) even get to that part ... or won't agree to what this guy said about "If god says it, it's fine"

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you implying darkmatter is lying about the verses? Cuz if you are saying that, then you haven't read your own damn book.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cdogthehedgehog6923 In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

  • @zonatedspore97acamas
    @zonatedspore97acamas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Some random Christian: the "holy" bible is about peace and love.
    Edit: forgot to say that "GOD" is also OMNI-benevolent... sorry, I mean "OMNI-benevolent".

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      There is no god. Just a book of fairytales embraced by superstitious people.

    • @ezbody
      @ezbody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jacksonheathen2092
      What??? Is you series?

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ezbody Yep.

    • @zoranocokoljic8927
      @zoranocokoljic8927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eastern fence Lizard And the Lizard King - Jim Morisson was his prophet

    • @jacksonheathen2092
      @jacksonheathen2092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Eastern fence Lizard Of course. 😁

  • @stinkyjoe4720
    @stinkyjoe4720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    OH my god I just found this channel again! I used to watch these videos when I was super young, like 11-12, and now I'm in college. Omfg this is crazy I study religion now and I think it's because I used to watch the bible stories on this channel.

  • @MasterTSayge
    @MasterTSayge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Welcome to Heaven Jackass!!"
    LOL

  • @thepower7803
    @thepower7803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Dude i haven't laughed at something so dark in a while lmao up high darkmatter

  • @svartfrasr9755
    @svartfrasr9755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Please bring this character back just to randomly chase Jeffrey around lmao

  • @jakkew5753
    @jakkew5753 2 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Unfortunately this video has recently become more relevant than ever before. The anti-abortion movement was never about protecting the unborn; it is about controlling women. This is just one of countless examples of how religious people pick and choose their religion's teachings that they like, and ignore the parts they dislike. I think it might be time for a sequel to this video.

    • @pythondrink
      @pythondrink ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yk how annoying this sounds? I'm a pro-life atheist and I genuinely care about the life of the unborn. Portraying pro-lifers as blanket wanting to "control women" is stupid.

    • @jakkew5753
      @jakkew5753 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@pythondrink I don't normally reply to comments like this, but I would like to clarify that I wasn't referring to everyone who morally objects to abortion. I generally have no problem with people who instinctively feel like abortion is morally wrong or question whether or not it is, and wouldn't consider most of them part of a "movement". By anti abortion movement, I was referring to the advocacy campaign that seeks only to outlaw abortion without trying to mitigate the circumstances that lead women to seek abortions in the first place. The vast majority of people who object to abortion are not misogynistic control freaks, but many of them have been scammed by people who are.

    • @megauser8512
      @megauser8512 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jakkew5753 Sad but true!

    • @cheesyboy1627
      @cheesyboy1627 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@corks-wr1ucare you talking about how dark matters house was struck by lightning? The threat of god isn’t as frightening as you think it is for atheists. If I told you Santa wasn’t gonna bring you gifts this year because you were naughty would you care?

    • @Yourlocalanimenerrd
      @Yourlocalanimenerrd 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@pythondrinkfetus aren’t even alive when their made but okay

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    At some point in my teenage years I'm pretty sure I was the first and only Christian Nihilist. I literally believed and argued that we (as in my denomination at the time) actually shouldn't be against abortion because those children were being automatically spared from both this life and hell.

    • @staceynainlab888
      @staceynainlab888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      some sects say unbaptized babies don't go to Heaven. so according to them, you would be denying a baby a chance to go Heaven by aborting them. But what does that say about God if the reason you shouldn't abort fetuses is because he keeps them out of Heaven?

    • @aabrightlove
      @aabrightlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@staceynainlab888 That's interesting considering the "default" christian belief is that baptism is a simple ritual with no power. Canonically it is nothing except "an outward sign of inward change", so to speak... If John the Baptist baptizes you in whatever sacred river that's different.
      Typically it's Catholics who place emphasis on sanctification at birth and believe that baptism holds power. Or, of course, poorly-read Christians.

    • @elgatofelix8917
      @elgatofelix8917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's not what nihilism is at all. I love how ignorant this channel's audience is. A nihilist wouldn't care one way or the other about abortion because nihilists hold that nothing matters or has any value. You're just a typical incel thinking calling yourself a nihilist makes you"edgy". *Cringe*

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@elgatofelix8917 You know, I'm open to criticism, but the only people willing to criticize me usually lack reading comprehension and/or any sense of irony.
      Beyond that, your arm chair understanding of nihilism is lacking. Good on you for reading books but, in its current form, nihilism in practice accepts that nothing has any *inherent* meaning, therefore meaning is something we assign. So that's the opposite of edgy.
      Either way, the joke is that blending christianity and nihilism in essence causes one to interpret life as a zero sum game about maximizing people who end up in heaven. It takes two ostensibly positive outlooks (god gives purpose + we have no purpose other than what we choose) and creates the ultimate edgelord philosophy of "abortion is the ultimate answer to the problem of human suffering".
      You came so close to getting the joke. Just let your biases and frustrations and whatever else go, and quit being such a reactionary know-it-all.
      tl;dr: nihilism says that *this life* has no inherent meaning, christianity says that we must save everyone we can from hell; combining the two, as a teenager who misunderstood both, meant saving everyone from hell by sparing them from this "meaningless" life entirely.

    • @Pensive_Scarlet
      @Pensive_Scarlet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aabrightlove I'm guessing you're a Christian by your wording? Just so you know, not that I support bothering people, but if you want any kind of inter-denominational discourse with Catholics, it's best to extend an olive branch of basic respect by differentiating your beliefs as "Protestant". Apologies if I've misunderstood.

  • @Moponen
    @Moponen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Darkmatter is everything okay? Yahweh has been getting really malicious lately, not just dumb.

    • @beccaplainfield8545
      @beccaplainfield8545 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Didn’t his son die of cancer like in 2008?

    • @ոakedsquirtle
      @ոakedsquirtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@beccaplainfield8545 That's rough buddy

    • @PartnershipsForYou
      @PartnershipsForYou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@beccaplainfield8545 Yahweh’s son died of cancer?
      Jesus has a son?

    • @michaeldriggers7681
      @michaeldriggers7681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yahweh has always been malicious, just read the Bible.

    • @ADMusic1999
      @ADMusic1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's mad because Trump lost the election despite being "chosen by God" as his supporters say.

  • @sangkalpabhuyan1862
    @sangkalpabhuyan1862 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    When God says "that's the spot"😂😂😂

  • @davidwilson7082
    @davidwilson7082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love these videos,and Numbers 5 11-21 is what i always reference,when people claim that God is against Abortion. Thank You Dark Matter 2525.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Was this your ok to kill unborn humans? Are you ok to be killed? How are you more important than the human unborn?

    • @davidwilson7082
      @davidwilson7082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@2fast2block Ok or not,born life is always more important than unborn life.

    • @2fast2block
      @2fast2block 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidwilson7082 and you can prove this how? Both are human beings, you admitted that. You already lived some years and the baby has not. Like the dolt in this vid, you'll make up any excuse to kill others being ripped apart, as long as it isn't you.

  • @vtron9832
    @vtron9832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    3:05 so basically he is godsplaining.

  • @weldabar
    @weldabar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I wish Christians could read their Bible objectively and see the horror.

    • @sheepyhead0399
      @sheepyhead0399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Me too, the reason I'm an atheist is because I decided to read the bible cover to cover. I saw all the horror and the things that had been censored by religious leaders, all the contradictions etc and I became an atheist.

    • @margaretbarrett6087
      @margaretbarrett6087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The bible should be renamed “God’s Guide to Genocide “

    • @breaktheboxgaming7902
      @breaktheboxgaming7902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@margaretbarrett6087 "Baby Dashing 101"

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sheepyhead0399 could you name one contradiction in the Bible that you are absolutely sure is contradiction?

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Snotty Goth Chick I want one solid

  • @Tribecasoothsayer
    @Tribecasoothsayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    I think Jefferey is great. He is the literal interpretation of “Satan”: the Accuser or Challenger to God. And so necessary! (At least for these tremendous TH-cam videos) 😄

    • @idiosyncraticlawyer3400
      @idiosyncraticlawyer3400 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      DarkMatter has a different Satan that he calls Lucy.

    • @gerardkowalski7683
      @gerardkowalski7683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Im surprised God doesn't banish Jeffery for revealing the truth and playing spoiler.

    • @akai4942
      @akai4942 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gerardkowalski7683 they are pals and they've been together since the beginning, god would be bored without his little flying baby

    • @cozmothemagician7243
      @cozmothemagician7243 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@idiosyncraticlawyer3400 I love Lucy O_o

    • @OriginalAkivara
      @OriginalAkivara ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean a just, sane God would NEED and WANT a Satan to tell him when he's fucking up or at least question if what he's doing is really the best idea. Satan would be like an editor/proofreader/etc.

  • @sarysa
    @sarysa ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "And so sayeth the Lord, delivery's gonna hurt like an mfer."
    - Dark Matter, 13:46

  • @SamWeltzin
    @SamWeltzin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Damn, this is the best video you've put out in a while. So much Scripture to back this stuff up, even.

  • @JaggedBird
    @JaggedBird 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Welcome to heaven, Jackass."
    Beautiful

  • @thedoruk6324
    @thedoruk6324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    God is always pro choice -specifically* when the -cult- chieftains decide that they do not want to keep da babiez(!)

    • @nixon2tube
      @nixon2tube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes it very easy to kill the babies of the enemy tribes...just like lions do, and horses would if the mares didn't do this one neat trick to stop it.

  • @silverwolf2676
    @silverwolf2676 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Another prime example of "Read your own damn book!"

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      WHAT IS HE MEANING OF LIFE?
      To have a relationship with God on earth so you can spend eternity together in Heaven. So, what pushes me away from God? Sin (lying, unforgiveness, sexual sins from lust, dishonouring parents, steeling, taking the Lord’s Name in vain etc) which leads to hell. But Jesus died on the Cross and rose from the dead to give you the ability to repent and Believe in Him as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.
      Romans 6:23 For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.

    • @mattmorehouse9685
      @mattmorehouse9685 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 So which version of God? The lovey dovey, peace and friendship Jesus, or the warmongering materialistic narcissist Yahweh? Come to think of it Jesus did make the ultimate in pointless sadism, hell, so maybe he isn't as nice a guy as you think...

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mattmorehouse9685 GOD’S NATURE
      Jeremiah 9:24 But let him who glories glory in this, That he understands and knows Me, That I am the LORD, exercising lovingkindness, judgment, and righteousness in the earth. For in these I delight,” says the LORD.
      God is loving but He judges all sin for that is right, Hell is judgement of God for your sins or you can repent and believe the Good news of Jesus Christ to go to Heaven instead

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@mattmorehouse9685 Jesus loves you and wants to save you from the fiery pit

    • @mattmorehouse9685
      @mattmorehouse9685 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Then why did he make said fiery pit in the first place? You know, because from the beginning was the word and the word was with god. How come he doesn't use his all powerfulness to close hell from mortal souls, or better yet, rehabilitate the demons stuck there getting tortured. He was with Yahweh when he was messing with Pharaoh, yet the bible doesn't say he raised a peep.

  • @a24396
    @a24396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    Doesn't the "old testament" have the ten commandments in it? How do all the people that think a new covenant applies and the old testament doesn't apply anymore justify their compulsive need to put copies of one of the versions of the ten commandments everyplace if it doesn't apply anymore?

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      sigh... there's a complicated reason to that. but i'm already an ex-catholic so i don't feel the urge to explain it any more xD

    • @a24396
      @a24396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@alveolate There's always a reason... And there's always an exception...
      I know you're a "former" and not a "current" so this isn't a question for you...
      But...
      I also wonder that if death didn't exist before "the fall" then why do Humans have all the "bits and pieces" they have? If we didn't eat we'd run out of energy to do things and die... But before "the fall" we couldn't die, so why be "designed" to eat? Same thing with breathing...
      Either those features were added after OR we had them and didn't need them OR there never was any free will because god knew we'd need those bits eventually so "the fall" was pre ordained and blaming humans for it is just absurd...
      And none of that is explained in religious texts...
      Just a thought, and like I said, not a question for you - just something I've never had anyone answer (except with: 'because').

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@a24396 you see, those are very basic questions that any child would ask when they first hear certain passages from the bible. and what answers will they get? clearly patronising bs like "god knows" or "his ways are not our ways". it's all part of religion's pre-existing tension with curiosity and inquisitive minds.
      if children ask these questions and get non-answers, they will eventually stop asking... and may even lose their sense of curiosity or wonder. and that so happens to be convenient for dogmatic zealots.

    • @willbyrob6582
      @willbyrob6582 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@a24396 🤔 I think this would mean that before the fall, eating was not a basic human need but rather a luxury and was only turned into a basic human need after the fall.

    • @a24396
      @a24396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@willbyrob6582 I'm not sure the same can be said for breathing...

  • @thepaulwalkerexperience8727
    @thepaulwalkerexperience8727 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Damn, this is some George Carlin level material here. Good job, bro.

    • @corks-wr1uc
      @corks-wr1uc ปีที่แล้ว

      That's correct mortal man. God can do all these things to your insignificant life and a few days ago you saw how easily your life could have ended. That fear you felt mortal man was the fear of death which is the fear of God. Your mockery is insignificant to the almighty. You were brought back to status of just mere mortal man from a single lightning strike.

    • @thepaulwalkerexperience8727
      @thepaulwalkerexperience8727 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@corks-wr1uc Are you for real lol?

  • @wolveraspeaks
    @wolveraspeaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I was saving a burning bus full of old ladies stuck in a tree, but I'll do it after I watch this!

    • @zamsyt5322
      @zamsyt5322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was burning a bus full of old ladies stuck in a tree, but I’ll do it after I watch this!

    • @HooverVilleify
      @HooverVilleify 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Praise God

    • @sheepyhead0399
      @sheepyhead0399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HooverVilleify No

    • @martinsoukup562
      @martinsoukup562 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zamsyt5322 xd

  • @ravenandstar
    @ravenandstar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Let's not forget too, that babies where killed when plagued Egypt of the death of the first born if they didn't use sheep blood on their door. That doesn't even include those babies that died after there dad's.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.