Today is my birthday, so it’s quite appropriate that I upload an animation explaining how it all started. Thanks for your support, everyone. TH-cam money is pretty much dead for me at this point, so thanks for keeping the channel alive and kicking, if not through patreon and subscribestar, then by all your sharing and liking (which helps spread to people who become financial backers on the aforementioned sites). It really helps and I really appreciate it.
Maybe they should have showed God think of balls after Jeffrey asks like "and exactly how are they suppose to make millions of seeds in their wands, yet alone store them?", to which God says "hmm....that's a good point Jeffrey. I got it" God then draws on the chalkboard and then appears two little balls on the body right underneath the 'wand'. "You see Jeffrey below the wands they will have these two magic sacks which will be constantly producing seeds for the wand users, about several million a day. The more they fill up the more the sacks fill up with seeds the more the person wants to release them. But if they waste any of the seeds, the penalty will be death" (Genesis 38:9-10) at which point God gets all red and scares Jeffrey.
Actually, this video is very biblically accurate by not addressing that possibility at all. Considering how the Bible treats women as property, it wouldn't make sense for it to acknowledge the idea of two baby making holes touching because property doesn't have its own feelings, its just there for the owner (the Hebrew word for "husband" literally means owner. Idk how can Israeli feminists accept it (just the language, not the idea of husbands actually owning their wives), but they somehow do). Idk about Christianity, I was never a Christian myself, but Judaism later does forbid lesbians, but that only happens in later sources. Not that I agree with any of those sources, or attribute any authority to them, if I did, I'd be fasting, not using electricity, and generally torturing myself until sunset (Yom Kippur) for forgiveness.
@@davidhatcher7016 Well, considering what we did to nonhuman life, guess women are lucky not to have gone extinct. jk God: "I give you dominion over the land, sea, sky, and all life therein." Man: "OK, so I'll go wipe all that out." Jeffrey: "WHAT?"
"It will have a bunch of skin on the end of it that I'll demand that they slice off" This is absolutely genius. Lololol. The best ever since "God's God".
I don't think circumcision was popular in the United States until Kellog promoted it in an attempt to stop masterbation along with numerous false facts.
Back then circumcision was only partial and cut off only the tip. The modern circumcision today is usually the removal of ALL foreskin. Strange that God cares so much about genital mutilation.
@@Optimaloptimus *_Trump voters and others are assholes. The Democrats are assholes. The Republicans are assholes. Trump is an asshole. Hillary is an asshole._*
My Teacher: atheists are fools Me: I’m sorry the invisible omnipotent omniscient omnipresent spaceless timeless benevolent deity doesn’t sound real to me.
But you believe in a spaceless timeless beginning where time is different for everyone but for some reason it's fixed between 0 to 10^36 (if I recall correctly). But then you say this universe is in a multi-verse so we repeat the previous to find an begining of this... and what happened to no time before the big bang?
@@saiyanc137 God is just a starting point just like science makes it's own starting point. Although if God created this reality then the starting point of God would not be in this reality... It doesn't point to God being real or not that is on your faith... The same way atheist have their faiths on the major scientist, theist also have their faith on the major religious leaders... hardly anyone follows any holly book word for word society is simply created from it and this decides and modifies the rules based on their culture...
@FACE GALLON Which statistic and which one did I claim to be true. Here they retract two thing the universal clock hence you can't say 10^-32 and no time before big bang via M theory, bubble universe theory etc. th-cam.com/video/K8gV05nS7mc/w-d-xo.html
Me: yeah, like asexual reproduction, mitosis, or self fertilization! Comments: chickens? They lay eggs so that means they don't fuck, right? Me:...no... just no...
For the Lord said, "Any two persons who touch magic wands together shall be put to death. However, if the two avoid eye contact and say 'No Homo' prior to touching, they shall be spared. I am the LORD Your God."
@@dptat2 where i live (netherlands) lord in reverse = drol. and that means shit when translated. god in reverse is dog, so i see dogshit when i read lord god :O jesus cries?
An artist said "God is an artist, see all the beauty" An scientist said "God must be a scientists, look at all the complex the systems of life." A civil engineer said" Nah he's a civil engineer, who else would run a sewer system through a theme park."
Not to mention it triples as a construction plant. And the first nine months the new theme park/ waste plant support unit has to be kept inside in a special area, but the civil engineer only made the opening doors just barely large enough to get the whole thing out at once. Oh, and you can't just add on new parts once it's out, all the parts have to be brought in piecemeal and assembled on sight.
Ok, so my dear INTELLIGENT designer Where do u think u want your penis and annus to be U come up with a better design i will accept your logic, not God And u must know this rule U cannot simoly stick ur penis to the forehead just because it looks cool like unicorns The organ has to be functional, i.e, all the viens, has to be connected to the organ with the brain so that it can pass blood and etc etc Prove me u r as INTELLIGENT as u claim ???
TH-cam videos do a better job of explaining LGBTQ+ issues (assuming you pick the right ones) too. There is a popular one in the UK that is used in schools that equates consent to making someone a cup of tea.
I love how the board started with a simple stick figure, and then by the end of it, it's so convoluted that it looks like a conspiracy cork board. You should print it out and sell it as a poster. lol
"it will only be acceptable to stick your chemical waste rod into someone else's people making hole, if they both sign an exclusivity contract, and have a ceremony with friends and family" -God
Yeah, because kids grow up perfectly well adjusted when mom and dad have absolutely no time for them because they're constantly out with their f--k buddies!
Man Satan has you doesn't he and you dont even know it. Dont worry God loves you enough that at youre very worst moment in life you will fall to your knees out of true respect and ask him for his help, he will give it and you will be changed. Do you not see Gods rules are for our own good not his gain. The old testament went by the laws of Moses but the new testament Christ eats all sin past, present and future for you, your family, for all. All you have to do is accept him and love your Neighbor thats it. Read Colossians 2 16,17 good luck.
@@ourlifeinwashington4114 "You don´t worship god? Must be Satans work, definitly NOT good reasons!!!" -------------- Sounds like a cheap excuse which allows you to reject any atheistic position or argument without having to think about it. After all, if you don´t think about it, there is no chance you can realize that it makes sense. This is the main reason why theists almost never convert atheists, because subconsciously you are scared by us, because you have no real answer to our questions, only cheap excuses...
Yes, very funny and very true, I love your channel, keep making more of your videos, and so modern and current. Keep up the great work. Awesome channel
The joys of sexist history. it wasn't even outlawed in the UK/Britain (different times, different names). Thanks, Queen Victoria for your narrow view of human sexuality :-).
"There are way too many penises being inserted into the wrong orifices for this place not to be burned to the ground, so... I'ts gonna happen." - Gomhorra, 2000 BC
Wildman Samurai I know he's supposed to be a god and all, but have you tried snapping your fingers the same number of times as the number of people who have ever lived?
J: "What will the person with the people making hole and the baby feeders find attractive about the person with the chemical waste rod?" G: "Absolutely nothing." Ouch.
@@jieevz6551 a man's average body isnt that attractive to the average woman. He has to achieve muscle mass to be attractive. On the other hand the average female body is considered universally appealing.
Blake Blast Not quite. Consider ants and how only the queen can make babies? A gay person can help take care of the kids of his siblings, and thus help his own genes to survive.
@@ChillstoneBlakeBlast , that only applies if the rest of that organism's species cannot produce enough offspring. Considering that overpopulation is a serious problem in today's world, the gays are doing everyone a favor by not contributing to the overpopulation
@@mercurialsilver5688 ok. I don't think it would be a good idea to have a person that is not bioligically related to the offspringtake care of it. There is a reason why Humans grew up with woman taking care of the child and men going out to hunt. I know orphans or other circumstance that seperates the parents from childs exist but I give that a pass since they are unnatural occurences and I would like it for those children to live then to die off like they normally would in the wild. People dying off is not my concern. The concern is the fact that people have their bloodlines die off just because they are attracted to circumstances that does not allow reproduction. I know there have been exeptions with Artificial insemination but Children usually end up broken or with issues just by missing or overextending parent figures .
Everyone is saying its funny and it for sure is but it also gives an important perspective shift. This really depicts how ridiculous it is to believe the "grand design" is perfect. If this design were created by an omnipotent being, then that being is very flawed in reasoning. No, with this in mind evolution makes a lot more sense. Much more likely that random mutations, cells trying to survive, led to where we are now. Its also done in a great comedic way so its easy to digest for most people. Keep doing your thing darkmatter2525 good content!
I once asked a religious nut, how he logically and morally got the "divine" design of the food chain; with the only way for most beautiful, cognisant, emotional beasts to survive being ripping other beautiful, cognisant, emotional beasts to pieces. He... seriously... said it was man's fault for fucking up in the garden of Eden. I think atheists need to be more radical. These god maniacs are truly insane.
@Hilmar Zonneveld Beats me. That's just what I've heard from some of the U-Tube creationists. It impressed me with it's level of idiocy. Science = faith?
@TheLoneBit makes sense, Geoffrey is an angel therefore God created him directly and technically He is his father...same for Adam and Eve before they ate the apple
@@zz-krivxx-zz4875 so we should trust God, we don't understand him, he didn't give us a smart enough brain to understand him, so we should blindly worship him because he wants us to. He made us so we would worship him, we don't understand, but we gotta trust that what he says, from a book human wrote, is the truth and good. Let's not question anything he says, he doesn't like it because he wants us to blindly follow his religion, using our brain to question the world and our existence isn't ok. Also he made it so there are hundreds of religions but only one is right and it's pretty much just a guessing game, and geography would determine whether you go to hell or not because people all over the world have different beliefs
Disgust D ok ok I know how u feel I felt that way before too so u are saying trusting a book wrote by “human” first of human inspired by the “Holy Ghost” they were connected with the almighty God Num 2: Why I have to worship God ?why I have to do that well my brother I will give u the answer when u go to night club to have fun u can have all the fun u want but something will miss, u can use any drug u want for satisfaction but something will miss, u can have sex everyday but something will miss, u can have all the money but something will miss “Salomon” the wiser man he explained in the Bible “Eclesiastés : 1 and 2 he asked the same question that we asked he had everything in the world 🌎 even 1000 woman just for him all the money,kingdom all the ppl served him but guest what? “HE KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING” I go to church almost everyday and I see ppl “CRYING OF HAPPINESS” u think worshiping God is bad in na fair but is the best thing for human beings bc nothing will miss u feel full when u worship God’s of Israel 🇮🇱 because he Created us for that GALATAS 6:1-8 If u go and read those the I put here u will understand everything how the devil works trust me like a brother that wants the best thing for u bc i was lost trying to understand the universe just like u.🙏🏽💖✨
@@zz-krivxx-zz4875 me personally I think what is missing is people aren't happy with themselves, they focus too much on the outside world and not within themselves, they don't know themselves, they don't know what would actually make them happy. Society gives a false image of what happiness is, but loving yourself, being able to be comfortable with yourself so you don't feel lonely, being your own friend, is what makes people truely happy (not saying you should be isolated). Loving yourself and loving others, giving to others and making your own life healthy. But humans are very rarely satisfied, if we believe in god or not, almost everyone has an empty feeling. People may be so happy about religion because they have a loving community, they feel they won't be alone because they have God, they feel in the end, they will be ok, they feel safe, and in a world that can be horrible, people will reach out for something so positive and reassuring. People want something to believe in, maybe they can't find happiness anywhere else and religion can give them a sense of belonging and feeling loved, in the end, that's usually what a human wants. Plus not having something to believe in can make people uncomfortable and is a scary thought for many, having something to believe in can make someone feel satisfied that they understand why they are here. You don't have to believe in God to be satisfied with life, and maybe that's why so many people don't wanna leave or believe something else because they want to be satisfied with life and don't wanna risk losing it, so they don't even question because they're scared and want what's best for themselves (which is ok) but they become less open-minded
Disgust D Today God of Israel and creator of the world is giving u a opportunity to meet him is up to u to look forward to him he love u more than anything that’s why he created us by image of him and the devil 👿 don’t like that and he will keep u going blind if u just for 10 min go a read the book of “Eclesiastés” just 10 min trust me like a brother that wants the best for u bc today I’m telling u the true and the true love 💕 of our creator and tomorrow u can tell the same the I’m telling to the ppl that u love 💕 and u will remember this conversation for the rest of ur life trust me like a brother that wants the best for u go a read “Eclesiastés” just for 10 min pls do it for a brother that want u to know the only true a world of confusion bc of the devil 👿
The reason it "feels" like that has something to do with the way the anus receptors work. The Anus wants to push out anything it feels, hence the sensibility.
Going apeshit over two wands touching for absolutely no reason is as well. Being religious requires this level of reasoning, which is why it is always harmful. It doesn't lead to correct answers nor to a better society. All it does is slow progress and harm billions even by only normalizing and perpetuating it.
After 50 years I am still livid over getting mine sliced in infancy. I'll never know how it would have been with all the nerve endings I was cheated out of. Religion poisons everything.
@@pewds2493 Jesus is exclusive John 14: 6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. “; All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY
You can always get a frantic tap dance if you point out that if there was such a god it would have both created lucifer and knew what he would do, and so is responsible for his actions.
You forgot the part where the magic wand person also has a feel-good-seed-ejector button that's only accessible if you put something in their chemical waste hole xD
God clearly never understood that he was creating real, living things, he clearly thought of it as a game, so he set out to make the most absurd decisions possible, just for the hell (heh) of it. Like a sadistic Sims player. Except, as far as we're concerned, it's real.
"Oh, and get this Jeffrey. All this stuff i design for them will start breaking and falling apart just as they are learning how to live life and have enough wisdom to appreciate and enjoy it" -God
"And I'll make it so that a young girl who makes a single pre-marital mistake will be far more likely to get pregnant than a woman repeatedly trying to have a child with her husband"
The "wands will not touch" thing has really stuck with me, both because it just sounds ridiculously funny and that it really destroys the concept of god hating "sexual sin" but also being such an idiot in the entire conception of sex and reproduction.
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 so we either worship a god for the rest of our life or burn for eternity? and being sent to an eternity of torture is somehow justice?
@@FuneFox Look ill share something personal. I’ve personally seen Jesus (Not worthy), Heaven and Hell. Hell is worse than what you think (I was shaking after that experience), and Heaven is better than what you think. I have also received a personal healing miracle, I can go into details if you want. This is how God works. If you give Him the benefit of the doubt, He gives you more and more. Would I spend even 2 minutes preaching if I had an ounce of doubt? (I’ve experienced way too much)
@@dominicmarshall1189 WORSHIP JESUS OR GO TO HELL Every sin/crime has a consequence and because it’s against an eternal God the punishment is Eternal. You don’t go to hell for lack of belief in Jesus, you go to hell for your sins, Jesus gets you out of Hell. Jesus paid your fine and can dismiss your court case; you should be thankful you are alive with the chance to repent and Believe in Jesus Christ to have your sins forgiven. Otherwise, you will pay for your own sins in Hell for all eternity (ouch to say the least)
Sad nobody ever feels bad for poor Steve. He has needs too does he not? Gosh. Hell I officially ship Adam and Steve. Eve can go fuck herself. Though I imagine pornhub is already quite full of that name ironically.... Oh well. Maybe her better ship should be.... Noah? 😉😏
@@aubreyackermann8432 Hmmm since now I remember I think Noah is married... yah a mixed threesome can work. Or Adam and Steve would live happily ever after while Eve gets her rightful position in the kitchen.......................... ........because she became director of and owner of her own self made competitive porn site and is currently working on Adam and Steve's "cooking show". This aint biblical era. Stop thinking so sexist and get with it yall. Gosh.
You missed something. God: Let's make it so the wand people are physically stronger than the hole people, so that if they want to make a baby, then they can. Jeffrey: WHAT? But then that negates what we said about them making an agreement. God: Oh yeah, they're definitely supposed to make an agreement. But, after that agreement, *shrugs*.
Yeah, but according to the babble, the people with the baby making hole are suppose to obey the people with the wand once they enter into the agreement. Sooo. Loophole?
"Geoffrey! I just invented a disease that **snicker** makes immune systems not work and I made it so they can **snicker** transmit it when they **snicker** stick their chemical waste rod into the people making hole AHAHAHAH! **wheeze** Oh! Oh! and get this: the new person can get the disease from the people who made them AHAHAHAHAH!"
@@rancorjoy5412 ... Yep. Just idiots who hypocritically laugh at the video and enjoy it, and somehow reaffirm their delusions. This goes right into my cabinet as "proof that religious people should be fed to woodchippers as they can't ever be cured".
@@davidk7529 They are very much present if you look close enough, though they aren't offering anything new, just the usual "you are mocking God!", "You need Jesus", "You are evil" et cetera, et cetera.
3 years late but I'll give it a shot. I'm a weird evolutionist Christian so I see our evolution as part of our free will. I think Genesis is a figurative story to teach us about temptation and sin (like any story with a moral). Our reproductive organs just happened to evolve this way because while they weren't perfect, I guess they ended up being effective. As for sexual morality it's a transcendental choice between a wife and husband to strengthen their bond (I failed btw I had sex b4 marriage) :(
And yet, still incomplete. How astounding that sex Ed in our country almost always avoids any mention the clitoris! I’ve seen this in dozens of sex Ed books. Diagrams showing everything but the primary sexual organ of half the human race!
"And even though WANDS WILL NOT TOUCH OR U DIE, Ima make some wand-people attracted to each other" "But... why--" "AND... some people will be attracted to children" Flawless design, as always.
Today is my birthday, so it’s quite appropriate that I upload an animation explaining how it all started. Thanks for your support, everyone. TH-cam money is pretty much dead for me at this point, so thanks for keeping the channel alive and kicking, if not through patreon and subscribestar, then by all your sharing and liking (which helps spread to people who become financial backers on the aforementioned sites). It really helps and I really appreciate it.
Happy birthday bald head! :D
Oh wow, it's my birthday today! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday man
Happy birthday man
Happy magic stick event
God is so creative, he should write a book.
Deep Black 🤣 But . . . that would be too much like hard work! Better get lots of someone else to do it for me . . . !
Sir Meow The Library Cat And make them not agree with one another
He made one its called
God made the integers
Deep Black 😂😂😂😂😂😂
No shit😂
"I'll make them shout out my name"
Top 10 suspect things God has said
Best comment
Your name's a bit long, too much work.
Ohh gooood
“Oh God, fuck yes~”
When god went ballistic about 2 wands touching ... laughed so hard 😂
I was terrified
Avarus Surava the reason some people are anti lgbt
Jesus Christ lol I am
TWO MUTILATED CHEMICAL WASTE RODS TOUCHING!
SWORD FIGHT!!
Its kind of a letdown how god didnt talk about balls, and how they dangle around like pinatas.
Maybe they should have showed God think of balls after Jeffrey asks like "and exactly how are they suppose to make millions of seeds in their wands, yet alone store them?", to which God says "hmm....that's a good point Jeffrey. I got it" God then draws on the chalkboard and then appears two little balls on the body right underneath the 'wand'. "You see Jeffrey below the wands they will have these two magic sacks which will be constantly producing seeds for the wand users, about several million a day. The more they fill up the more the sacks fill up with seeds the more the person wants to release them. But if they waste any of the seeds, the penalty will be death" (Genesis 38:9-10) at which point God gets all red and scares Jeffrey.
That was covered in "High stakes intelligent designing".
ding-a-ling
You should also make a claim that they will also be very prone to pain if hit
Which Jeffrey question why God would ever do that.
They don't if you're in a cold region
It's the woman who has magic, she can levitate the wand without touching it.
Deep Black 😏Hehehehe
She has magic since she can levitate it without magic? Hm, might want to re-evaluate that sentence. ;)
"By and by they'll defy... a little bit of gravity."
@@Nloveru yeah 😂
@Jesus Christ well, I would have to know what you mean by that first.
Jeffrey: "What if two baby making holes touch?"
God: "Hot."
Lmfao!!!!
Actually, this video is very biblically accurate by not addressing that possibility at all.
Considering how the Bible treats women as property, it wouldn't make sense for it to acknowledge the idea of two baby making holes touching because property doesn't have its own feelings, its just there for the owner (the Hebrew word for "husband" literally means owner. Idk how can Israeli feminists accept it (just the language, not the idea of husbands actually owning their wives), but they somehow do).
Idk about Christianity, I was never a Christian myself, but Judaism later does forbid lesbians, but that only happens in later sources.
Not that I agree with any of those sources, or attribute any authority to them, if I did, I'd be fasting, not using electricity, and generally torturing myself until sunset (Yom Kippur) for forgiveness.
@@liranpiade4499
So, it is like how beasts do not need marriage?
Yes
@@davidhatcher7016
Well, considering what we did to nonhuman life, guess women are lucky not to have gone extinct. jk
God: "I give you dominion over the land, sea, sky, and all life therein."
Man: "OK, so I'll go wipe all that out."
Jeffrey: "WHAT?"
“Maybe they could touch their magic wands together”
God: Creates Hell and becomes the devil himself
It actually took me a moment to get that, ha ha ha ha!
No.
@@anilapeep1747 yes
@@anilapeep1747 nyeeeez
But that’s just a theory... A GAY THEORY
"It will have a bunch of skin on the end of it that I'll demand that they slice off" This is absolutely genius. Lololol. The best ever since "God's God".
I don't think circumcision was popular in the United States until Kellog promoted it in an attempt to stop masterbation along with numerous false facts.
Back then circumcision was only partial and cut off only the tip. The modern circumcision today is usually the removal of ALL foreskin.
Strange that God cares so much about genital mutilation.
While we're on the subject, circumcision is bullshit. Don't do it, please.
You didn't know that God had a sizeable investment in an Onion Ring factory?
That part had me laughing
"A lot of them will be complete dipshits" - Best line the entire video
Hey, you have to get trump voters from somewhere...
I love that you think its just the trump voters that are morons.
Ignorance is bliss, I guess....
@@morpheas768 ---> oh, it's not that don't think there are idiots on all sides it's just that there is a bumper crop of them in the Chump camp...
Keith Wood Trust me, as someone a part of that group, you’re wrong.
@@Optimaloptimus *_Trump voters and others are assholes. The Democrats are assholes. The Republicans are assholes. Trump is an asshole. Hillary is an asshole._*
If magic wands weren't invented yet what's jeffery hiding with that leaf?
what's GOD hiding behind those garbs?
The leaf is Jeffrey's stash.
Thankyou now i cant sleep tonight 😐
A plain ol stick.
God's face
My Teacher: atheists are fools
Me: I’m sorry the invisible omnipotent omniscient omnipresent spaceless timeless benevolent deity doesn’t sound real to me.
But you believe in a spaceless timeless beginning where time is different for everyone but for some reason it's fixed between 0 to 10^36 (if I recall correctly).
But then you say this universe is in a multi-verse so we repeat the previous to find an begining of this... and what happened to no time before the big bang?
@@gamecoolguy619 your point being ...
gamecoolguy619 just because the chance of our universe existing is unlikely doesn’t automatically point to a god.
@@saiyanc137 God is just a starting point just like science makes it's own starting point. Although if God created this reality then the starting point of God would not be in this reality...
It doesn't point to God being real or not that is on your faith... The same way atheist have their faiths on the major scientist, theist also have their faith on the major religious leaders... hardly anyone follows any holly book word for word society is simply created from it and this decides and modifies the rules based on their culture...
@FACE GALLON
Which statistic and which one did I claim to be true.
Here they retract two thing the universal clock hence you can't say 10^-32 and no time before big bang via M theory, bubble universe theory etc.
th-cam.com/video/K8gV05nS7mc/w-d-xo.html
“WAAAANDSSSS WILL NOT TOOOUUCHHHHHH” 2:50
Joe Hinkle 2 homophobes will love that...
It is a safety measure: _"Do NOT cross the Streams"_
Swordfight!!!😂😂😂💝☮️🎃
When I was little the first time I heard cockfighting I thought it was about two guys sword fighting 😂
Yeah
Jeffrey: "Will all the animals use this rod system?"
God: "Nah."
CHICKENS!!!
I wish I was hatched out of an egg, instead
@@notareallin620 chickens have sex... wtf?
@@charliewhite3905 I'm curious. Do you think eggs don't need fertilized? Chickens have sex buddy...
Me: yeah, like asexual reproduction, mitosis, or self fertilization!
Comments: chickens? They lay eggs so that means they don't fuck, right?
Me:...no... just no...
"Maybe they could touch their magic wands together."
I died 😂😂😂😂
I meet you in hell lol
DEATH PENALTYYYYYY
@@SeaOniion With no survivors!
Man if god really made it that way, I'd be pregnant every year...
By stoning?
The bible didnt tell us how god get his homophobia.
now i know
I still don't understand the reasoning
@@Basher.G because they can't procreate oh no so bad
@@kutaiva69 oh the humanity
@@Basher.G Religion is just a man made tool to control people.
@@2_Sturdy Presbyterian doesnt seem to control christians. Its like 100% freedom
“God is a comedian, playing to an audience too serious to laugh”- Voltaire
Damn, Voltaire's grammar was terrible :P
99 people upvoted that incoherent mess of a comment
@@Last_Resort991 I mean... They used "to" too many times. But I got what they tried to say. :/
@@MrSuperbeast92 Two too many "to"s?
There is more wrong than just that.
Okay, magic wands touch = death penalty... But can you avoid death penalty by saying "no homo"?
Yeah basically, lmao
*Eyes start twitching*
Well of course
For the Lord said, "Any two persons who touch magic wands together shall be put to death. However, if the two avoid eye contact and say 'No Homo' prior to touching, they shall be spared. I am the LORD Your God."
@@dptat2 where i live (netherlands) lord in reverse = drol. and that means shit when translated. god in reverse is dog, so i see dogshit when i read lord god :O jesus cries?
An artist said "God is an artist, see all the beauty"
An scientist said "God must be a scientists, look at all the complex the systems of life."
A civil engineer said" Nah he's a civil engineer, who else would run a sewer system through a theme park."
No, God is a politic. Who else would put the forbidden fruit right in the center of the garden and at hand reach?
Not to mention it triples as a construction plant. And the first nine months the new theme park/ waste plant support unit has to be kept inside in a special area, but the civil engineer only made the opening doors just barely large enough to get the whole thing out at once. Oh, and you can't just add on new parts once it's out, all the parts have to be brought in piecemeal and assembled on sight.
Six's flags would.
@@HypercatZ 🤣🤣🤣
Ok, so my dear INTELLIGENT designer
Where do u think u want your penis and annus to be
U come up with a better design i will accept your logic, not God
And u must know this rule
U cannot simoly stick ur penis to the forehead just because it looks cool like unicorns
The organ has to be functional, i.e, all the viens, has to be connected to the organ with the brain so that it can pass blood and etc etc
Prove me u r as INTELLIGENT as u claim ???
Sex Ed and religion in schools should straight up be replaced with literally just this video
TH-cam videos do a better job of explaining LGBTQ+ issues (assuming you pick the right ones) too. There is a popular one in the UK that is used in schools that equates consent to making someone a cup of tea.
or not
First of all religion shouldn’t be in school unless it’s a private school.
@@saoirse7167 We didn't even learn the word consent in my sex ed.
You mean we should shove atheism down every single children's throat? What the hell, people can believe what they want!
Jeffrey: "Hey, God!"
God: "Huh?
Jeffrey: "Swordfight!"
God:🤯
God: 💣💥
God: Yeah~
@@RcNe-bk3vb *Woah*
Like #666 💜
“Hey God - sword fight!”
I got strange looks from my roommate when I suddenly burst out laughing at that.
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 me too
So you didn't show your roomie what was so funny? Didn't let him into the joy and wonder that is DarkMatter 2525?
Eh, mine is Pentecostal.
“ O M Me” 😂🤦🏽♂️
mahdi2x 😂 darkmatter is brilliant
Zarion 11 but he would say “ me, I needed that” 😂
I love the conversation between Jeffrey and God. They're so good together. I wish there was a real Jeffrey in Christianity.
Yes and there's always real Jeffrey in Christianity and also in all other religions. It's nothing but one's self.
I wish the real jeffrey created christianity or became God himself
Jeffrey is an extend of God and meant to represent humanity's curiosity with the world.
Facts
Just make it a Christian offshoot 😂
I love how the board started with a simple stick figure, and then by the end of it, it's so convoluted that it looks like a conspiracy cork board. You should print it out and sell it as a poster. lol
I'd consider buying it
I’d buy it
I'd buy
the sword fight could be a special variant.
Please tell me he did that? I will steal my moms credit card right flipping now and buy that😂😂😂
“I do not suffer fools who stick their chemical waste rods into chemical waste holes”
-God 2019
More like God 6,000 BC
@@Aashishkebab More like 100.000 BC
😂
-God, Universal day 6
He doesn't like anal sex
Gonna use this next time someone pulls the "intelligent design" argument.
I wanna sea you create a reproductive system inn a lab
Iwkaoy that’s like asking someone in the 1500s to make a phone
@@iwkaoy8758 That's like saying that because I can't make a hurricane in a lab, it can't come about naturally... And yet it happens all the time.
@@haxicle5378 Some one from the 1500s has a better chance of create ting a phone den nature it self.
@Haxicle but they have super heroes like jesus and share this story for nothing its was like facebook
"it will only be acceptable to stick your
chemical waste rod into someone else's
people making hole, if they both sign an
exclusivity contract, and have a ceremony
with friends and family"
-God
@God الله Allah wait people in islam have s** in front of their family?
I'm personally more into the swordfight
*God grows wings and yells angrily*
I got triggered when I heard “exclusivity contract”
megathai I think we all are!
I bet you broke that contract.
Only for women, only for women.
Yeah, because kids grow up perfectly well adjusted when mom and dad have absolutely no time for them because they're constantly out with their f--k buddies!
That's no surprise. Atheists are EASILY triggered. 😂
This video is genius. If the Christian God existed, I imagine Him being exactly like this, haha
Kiril Hristov too bad it doesnt
Man Satan has you doesn't he and you dont even know it. Dont worry God loves you enough that at youre very worst moment in life you will fall to your knees out of true respect and ask him for his help, he will give it and you will be changed. Do you not see Gods rules are for our own good not his gain. The old testament went by the laws of Moses but the new testament Christ eats all sin past, present and future for you, your family, for all. All you have to do is accept him and love your Neighbor thats it. Read Colossians 2 16,17 good luck.
@Zarion 11 Which god?
@@ourlifeinwashington4114
"You don´t worship god? Must be Satans work, definitly NOT good reasons!!!"
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Sounds like a cheap excuse which allows you to reject any atheistic position or argument without having to think about it. After all, if you don´t think about it, there is no chance you can realize that it makes sense.
This is the main reason why theists almost never convert atheists, because subconsciously you are scared by us, because you have no real answer to our questions, only cheap excuses...
@@ourlifeinwashington4114 gtfo bitch
This is exactly how I see god when people try to force religion on me.
The Tiefling Fox man. God forbid i send them this video😂😭
Yes, very funny and very true, I love your channel, keep making more of your videos, and so modern and current. Keep up the great work. Awesome channel
Because that's how the god of the actual Bible does work.
Its happend from thausand years a manipulation
That's sad
didn’t say girls can’t mess with eachother😂
I think I remember a few verses in the new testament of lesbians being thrown off a cliff in hell.
The joys of sexist history. it wasn't even outlawed in the UK/Britain (different times, different names). Thanks, Queen Victoria for your narrow view of human sexuality :-).
God enjoys that
@@saoirse7167 you're either straight or degenerate.
@@milesromanus7041 No, you are either straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual or asexual
It’s always good to see God and Jeffrey back!
And happy birthday! 🎂🎊
"There are way too many penises being inserted into the wrong orifices for this place not to be burned to the ground, so... I'ts gonna happen."
- Gomhorra, 2000 BC
um CoOl?
"Just snap my fingers?".. That's too much work. 🤣🤦♂️
Wasn't too much for Thanos :V
@@bizdaretz8679 👏👏👏 TRUTH.
Wildman Samurai I know he's supposed to be a god and all, but have you tried snapping your fingers the same number of times as the number of people who have ever lived?
@@Primalxbeast 🤣🤣 Right?!
snapping your fingers kills people
J: "What will the person with the people making hole and the baby feeders find attractive about the person with the chemical waste rod?"
G: "Absolutely nothing."
Ouch.
True.
@@aliveslice huh, are you also going to #killallmen ?
I thought he was going to say "money."
But thats not true though? Theres so much things that are attractive about guys? 😂 Not to prove the creator wrong, i love his videos
@@jieevz6551 a man's average body isnt that attractive to the average woman. He has to achieve muscle mass to be attractive. On the other hand the average female body is considered universally appealing.
I'm going to show this to my hardcore Christian girlfriend. Wish me luck
Emilio Almazo id use normal arguments and reasoning first to explain some of “designs” flaws then show her.
If she doesn't put out with her people making hole, ditch her.
Let us know how it goes. I'm tempted to do something similar.. 😎
@ronald ferguson If you think that "burning for eternity" is a good moral call, then you're either plain evil or criminally insane.
@ronald ferguson Thanks for the tip. I'd never heard of it before. Great song!
Nice to see God's views on homosexuality haven't changed.
Blake Blast Not quite. Consider ants and how only the queen can make babies? A gay person can help take care of the kids of his siblings, and thus help his own genes to survive.
Blake Blast
Do you see humans dying off from lack of reproduction happening anytime soon
@@ChillstoneBlakeBlast , that only applies if the rest of that organism's species cannot produce enough offspring. Considering that overpopulation is a serious problem in today's world, the gays are doing everyone a favor by not contributing to the overpopulation
Gay dude here. Pretty sure I am still physically capable of impregnating a woman if I had to. Whether or not I would enjoy it is another story...
@@mercurialsilver5688 ok. I don't think it would be a good idea to have a person that is not bioligically related to the offspringtake care of it. There is a reason why Humans grew up with woman taking care of the child and men going out to hunt. I know orphans or other circumstance that seperates the parents from childs exist but I give that a pass since they are unnatural occurences and I would like it for those children to live then to die off like they normally would in the wild.
People dying off is not my concern. The concern is the fact that people have their bloodlines die off just because they are attracted to circumstances that does not allow reproduction. I know there have been exeptions with Artificial insemination but Children usually end up broken or with issues just by missing or overextending parent figures .
Everyone is saying its funny and it for sure is but it also gives an important perspective shift. This really depicts how ridiculous it is to believe the "grand design" is perfect. If this design were created by an omnipotent being, then that being is very flawed in reasoning. No, with this in mind evolution makes a lot more sense. Much more likely that random mutations, cells trying to survive, led to where we are now. Its also done in a great comedic way so its easy to digest for most people. Keep doing your thing darkmatter2525 good content!
Exactly how I see this video
I once asked a religious nut, how he logically and morally got the "divine" design of the food chain; with the only way for most beautiful, cognisant, emotional beasts to survive being ripping other beautiful, cognisant, emotional beasts to pieces. He... seriously... said it was man's fault for fucking up in the garden of Eden. I think atheists need to be more radical. These god maniacs are truly insane.
Somehow, having a scientific perspective takes as much or more faith than belief in a bronze-age books fables. (as stated by creationists)
@@TheTomBevis Just no.
@Hilmar Zonneveld Beats me. That's just what I've heard from some of the U-Tube creationists. It impressed me with it's level of idiocy. Science = faith?
But why did god make getting hit in the balls hurt so bad
You want to incentivize people not to get their seeds ruined before they had the chance.
he didn't make shit, guys
So you protect your balls.
Your profile pic is amazing
because men were to OP so he had to nerf them.
Turn the Subtitles on. Every time Geoffrey says "God" the Subtitles say "Dad"
Hmmmmmmmmm...
@TheLoneBit makes sense, Geoffrey is an angel therefore God created him directly and technically He is his father...same for Adam and Eve before they ate the apple
its funny because its auto generated, TH-cam can't understands Jeffrey's "Gawd"
Its Darkmatter’s accent lol
Jeffery comes out as cheerfully, too!
I'm surprised it didn't say Gaaaaahhhd
*"aRe YoU qUeStiOnInG mY PerFecT deSigN??"*
A human trying to understand God is like a ant 🐜 trying to understand humans.
@@zz-krivxx-zz4875 so we should trust God, we don't understand him, he didn't give us a smart enough brain to understand him, so we should blindly worship him because he wants us to. He made us so we would worship him, we don't understand, but we gotta trust that what he says, from a book human wrote, is the truth and good. Let's not question anything he says, he doesn't like it because he wants us to blindly follow his religion, using our brain to question the world and our existence isn't ok. Also he made it so there are hundreds of religions but only one is right and it's pretty much just a guessing game, and geography would determine whether you go to hell or not because people all over the world have different beliefs
Disgust D ok ok I know how u feel I felt that way before too so u are saying trusting a book wrote by “human” first of human inspired by the “Holy Ghost” they were connected with the almighty God
Num 2: Why I have to worship God ?why I have to do that well my brother I will give u the answer when u go to night club to have fun u can have all the fun u want but something will miss, u can use any drug u want for satisfaction but something will miss, u can have sex everyday but something will miss, u can have all the money but something will miss “Salomon” the wiser man he explained in the Bible “Eclesiastés : 1 and 2 he asked the same question that we asked he had everything in the world 🌎 even 1000 woman just for him all the money,kingdom all the ppl served him but guest what?
“HE KNEW SOMETHING WAS MISSING”
I go to church almost everyday and I see ppl “CRYING OF HAPPINESS” u think worshiping God is bad in na fair but is the best thing for human beings bc nothing will miss u feel full when u worship God’s of Israel 🇮🇱 because he Created us for that GALATAS 6:1-8
If u go and read those the I put here u will understand everything how the devil works trust me like a brother that wants the best thing for u bc i was lost trying to understand the universe just like u.🙏🏽💖✨
@@zz-krivxx-zz4875 me personally I think what is missing is people aren't happy with themselves, they focus too much on the outside world and not within themselves, they don't know themselves, they don't know what would actually make them happy. Society gives a false image of what happiness is, but loving yourself, being able to be comfortable with yourself so you don't feel lonely, being your own friend, is what makes people truely happy (not saying you should be isolated). Loving yourself and loving others, giving to others and making your own life healthy. But humans are very rarely satisfied, if we believe in god or not, almost everyone has an empty feeling. People may be so happy about religion because they have a loving community, they feel they won't be alone because they have God, they feel in the end, they will be ok, they feel safe, and in a world that can be horrible, people will reach out for something so positive and reassuring. People want something to believe in, maybe they can't find happiness anywhere else and religion can give them a sense of belonging and feeling loved, in the end, that's usually what a human wants. Plus not having something to believe in can make people uncomfortable and is a scary thought for many, having something to believe in can make someone feel satisfied that they understand why they are here. You don't have to believe in God to be satisfied with life, and maybe that's why so many people don't wanna leave or believe something else because they want to be satisfied with life and don't wanna risk losing it, so they don't even question because they're scared and want what's best for themselves (which is ok) but they become less open-minded
Disgust D Today God of Israel and creator of the world is giving u a opportunity to meet him is up to u to look forward to him he love u more than anything that’s why he created us by image of him and the devil 👿 don’t like that and he will keep u going blind if u just for 10 min go a read the book of “Eclesiastés” just 10 min trust me like a brother that wants the best for u bc today I’m telling u the true and the true love 💕 of our creator and tomorrow u can tell the same the I’m telling to the ppl that u love 💕 and u will remember this conversation for the rest of ur life trust me like a brother that wants the best for u go a read “Eclesiastés” just for 10 min pls do it for a brother that want u to know the only true a world of confusion bc of the devil 👿
Why would god make a mans solid waste hole feel good when another man puts his waste rod in it?
u mega gay
Chaincake ?
🤣
The reason it "feels" like that has something to do with the way the anus receptors work. The Anus wants to push out anything it feels, hence the sensibility.
Lol does that feel good?
The part where he turned into a wrathful demon after Jeffery considered the "wands touching" is so funny
anyone else want to hear the rest of the formula involving the hypotenuse of a dorito chip? I do
I do xD
Aren’t Doritos equilateral? Or isosceles ? What would be it’s hypotenuse?!
I’m gonna die
"I'll demand that they slice off!" This is God level reasoning!
Going apeshit over two wands touching for absolutely no reason is as well. Being religious requires this level of reasoning, which is why it is always harmful. It doesn't lead to correct answers nor to a better society. All it does is slow progress and harm billions even by only normalizing and perpetuating it.
After 50 years I am still livid over getting mine sliced in infancy. I'll never know how it would have been with all the nerve endings I was cheated out of. Religion poisons everything.
To be fair, I think its supposed to be a show of devotion to God, like making a sacrifice, so it makes some sense you'd put it there first.
god freaking hates foreskin 🤣
Omg someone needs to translate that in every language
The world needs to watch that masterpiece
That's how I feel after each video on this channel. I'm so frustrated because I can't share it. Most of my contacts don't speak English.
Subtitles are very hard and tedious to make though. 😔
So True
@@pewds2493 Jesus is exclusive John 14: 6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me. “;
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY
French would be awesome
God is the pinnacle of “I made it the fuck up.”
When every Christian realizes god and satan are the same exact person "Inception horn sound effect"
You can always get a frantic tap dance if you point out that if there was such a god it would have both created lucifer and knew what he would do, and so is responsible for his actions.
so Gnosticism basically
Too bad Satan isn't real.....
Wtf are you even on about? They don't even believe in the devil and no that's priests.
I can't @ you because TH-cam automatically deletes my comment because of your name.
"PERFECT DESIGN"
Human design is a complete and utter mess. lol
that's the joke
Who in their right mind would put a pussy and a asshole so close together?
I wear glasses... perfect design my chemical waste hole!
I love your profile picture. Rem is best girl!
says Rem the demon LOL
' make the magic wand users attracted by the baby feeders '
This is hilarious
You forgot the part where the magic wand person also has a feel-good-seed-ejector button that's only accessible if you put something in their chemical waste hole xD
That's the whole "shout out my name" thing
Why my p spot gotta be all up in there god!?
I was generally scared by God turning metal.
Excluding how he is a homophobe
I would totally see myself worshipping metal-god
*genuinely
@RF Gaming Illiterate spastics are everywhere, and in greater numbers.
@@Bb-xq7gk english is not my first language. How good is your german?
I guess you could say it really “put the fear of God into you”.
This is the kind of quality intellectual content I subscribed for.
God clearly never understood that he was creating real, living things, he clearly thought of it as a game, so he set out to make the most absurd decisions possible, just for the hell (heh) of it. Like a sadistic Sims player. Except, as far as we're concerned, it's real.
GodStillPlays
God is a psychopath.
Yep we are sims programs
@@justanotherpoweraddict7918 OMG-
"wand-touchers" really deserve hell tho
"Snapping my fingers is too much work!"
*proceeds to snap fingers multiple times while just thinking during the video*
"Oh, and get this Jeffrey. All this stuff i design for them will start breaking and falling apart just as they are learning how to live life and have enough wisdom to appreciate and enjoy it" -God
"And I'll make it so that a young girl who makes a single pre-marital mistake will be far more likely to get pregnant than a woman repeatedly trying to have a child with her husband"
Laughing when he said making the waste hole side attractive
"Isn't it romantic?" 😂🤣🤣😂🤣
Yes
"Sword fight"🤣🤣
The "wands will not touch" thing has really stuck with me, both because it just sounds ridiculously funny and that it really destroys the concept of god hating "sexual sin" but also being such an idiot in the entire conception of sex and reproduction.
All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. GOD IS HOLY
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363You mean GODS? Hinduism is just as realistic as Christianity (Or should I say, Judaism 2.0)
@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 so we either worship a god for the rest of our life or burn for eternity? and being sent to an eternity of torture is somehow justice?
@@FuneFox Look ill share something personal. I’ve personally seen Jesus (Not worthy), Heaven and Hell. Hell is worse than what you think (I was shaking after that experience), and Heaven is better than what you think. I have also received a personal healing miracle, I can go into details if you want. This is how God works. If you give Him the benefit of the doubt, He gives you more and more. Would I spend even 2 minutes preaching if I had an ounce of doubt? (I’ve experienced way too much)
@@dominicmarshall1189 WORSHIP JESUS OR GO TO HELL
Every sin/crime has a consequence and because it’s against an eternal God the punishment is Eternal. You don’t go to hell for lack of belief in Jesus, you go to hell for your sins, Jesus gets you out of Hell. Jesus paid your fine and can dismiss your court case; you should be thankful you are alive with the chance to repent and Believe in Jesus Christ to have your sins forgiven. Otherwise, you will pay for your own sins in Hell for all eternity (ouch to say the least)
Love hearts rising from hell. 😂
“...but he loves you...” George Carlin.
Huh
FallenAfterling
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If I ever have kids and I need to have "The Talk" with them this is what I'm going to show them.
Sam Wetherington lmao that’s brilliant
Goddamnit, that was f*cking hilarious!!! Happy Birthday!
"I'll have them shout out my name or something and seeds will shoot out from the chemical waste rod" 💀
2:23 Adam and Steve
LMFAO
Sad nobody ever feels bad for poor Steve. He has needs too does he not? Gosh. Hell I officially ship Adam and Steve. Eve can go fuck herself. Though I imagine pornhub is already quite full of that name ironically.... Oh well. Maybe her better ship should be.... Noah? 😉😏
@@elliotw4606 triad!!!
@@aubreyackermann8432 Hmmm since now I remember I think Noah is married... yah a mixed threesome can work. Or Adam and Steve would live happily ever after while Eve gets her rightful position in the kitchen.......................... ........because she became director of and owner of her own self made competitive porn site and is currently working on Adam and Steve's "cooking show". This aint biblical era. Stop thinking so sexist and get with it yall. Gosh.
How about Madam and Eve?
Oh my god, this is the funniest shit I've seen all day.
Also, happy birthday, DarkMatter2525.
You missed something.
God: Let's make it so the wand people are physically stronger than the hole people, so that if they want to make a baby, then they can.
Jeffrey: WHAT? But then that negates what we said about them making an agreement.
God: Oh yeah, they're definitely supposed to make an agreement. But, after that agreement, *shrugs*.
Yeah, but according to the babble, the people with the baby making hole are suppose to obey the people with the wand once they enter into the agreement. Sooo. Loophole?
Note that "agreement" does not include hole person _actually_ agreeing.
I mean, Men and Women are different due to evolution.
Bad
@@4r96 I smell a dirty Darwinist over here
I love how god is so immature in this episode
What if I pull the Chemical Waste Rod out of the People Making Hole at the last second, and shoot the Seeds on the Baby Feeders?
......well according to the same book that is that same penalty as touching two wands
Jesus Christ, you can be put to death for shooting your seeds on the floor. Wtf is wrong with this God.
Well if you can somehow record it, you'll have invented a billion dollar industry
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great...
@@TBomb39 If a sperm is wasted, God get's quite irate...
"Geoffrey! I just invented a disease that **snicker** makes immune systems not work and I made it so they can **snicker** transmit it when they **snicker** stick their chemical waste rod into the people making hole AHAHAHAH! **wheeze** Oh! Oh! and get this: the new person can get the disease from the people who made them AHAHAHAHAH!"
it also hurts if someone kicks/punches in the toxic magic wand
I mean it hurts if you kick or punch someone in most places.
"But we will make certian type of people who are into that and make then feel good"
@@TheGamerQuest100 been watching a bit too much "Prison School" ay? 😂
@@elliotw4606 You could probably say that, lol
I mean the female genitals are sensitive too so it also hurts like hell
This is the best part of these animations. God goes ballistic over homosexuality.
2:26 Maybe the wands touch each other?
God:
😂😂😂😂😂 I'm laughing from just looking at the thumbnail.
Worth the demonetization!
*cue Feel Good Inc*
It's like the old Dark Matter is alive again. I love this video!
This is so perfect it hurts
what the hell is your pp
test 1223
Will link to literally anyone trying to talk me into believing in God
More likely this is a simulated life
*sees darkmatter uploaded a video*
*clicks instantly*
Also.
I want a tally on how many people quit religion from this video.
I quit religion when I was 13-14 years old after I read an astronomy book. The Christian Brothers at my school were not impressed.
@@sbalogh53 it is a huge waste of time. IT's emotional mind control. Like crackwhores. they want it, because they want it, the end.
I'm a Christian but I love Dark matters videos
Probably 0 tbh
@@rancorjoy5412 ... Yep. Just idiots who hypocritically laugh at the video and enjoy it, and somehow reaffirm their delusions. This goes right into my cabinet as "proof that religious people should be fed to woodchippers as they can't ever be cured".
WOW God's reaction when Jeffery suggest touching the two wands together. I laughed so hard! LOL
I seriously wonder how any theist would respond to this without making a total fool of themselves
Judging from their thorough lack of presence in the comments, I think we'll be wondering for quite a while :P
@@davidk7529 They are very much present if you look close enough, though they aren't offering anything new, just the usual "you are mocking God!", "You need Jesus", "You are evil" et cetera, et cetera.
3 years late but I'll give it a shot. I'm a weird evolutionist Christian so I see our evolution as part of our free will. I think Genesis is a figurative story to teach us about temptation and sin (like any story with a moral). Our reproductive organs just happened to evolve this way because while they weren't perfect, I guess they ended up being effective. As for sexual morality it's a transcendental choice between a wife and husband to strengthen their bond (I failed btw I had sex b4 marriage) :(
@@ari-ginsberg how Evolution= free Will?
Ironically this anatomy lesson is better than anything I got in school
And yet, still incomplete. How astounding that sex Ed in our country almost always avoids any mention the clitoris! I’ve seen this in dozens of sex Ed books. Diagrams showing everything but the primary sexual organ of half the human race!
Wait, did Jeffrey just invent the "devil's three-way" at the end...?
The devil's three-way it's the best three-way
@@victorhplus I thought that was a drinking game. Brett Kavanaugh told me so.
"Make the people-making hole, prone to infection." Amazing.
This is fantastic.
(Happy birthday~)
"Isn't it romantic?"
I died.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Very romantic
LoL
I just imagine god loves that ad.
" You almost had it. You gotta be quicker than that."
Damn two mins ago. I've been binging your videos from like 6 years ago. You've improved wow
Thank you!
This video needs to be played at every Sunday school.
Challenge accepted :D
I used to watch these videos years ago and I forgot all about them I’m glad I found them again this is great
As a former Catholic school student this is gold
Such intelligent designs we are, thanks GOD
"Oh..em..meee" Lmao love it
Great explanation of God's "intelligent design."
2:52-Asking any gay couple that watches this:
Did anything bad happen after touching wands?
I'm a lesbian so I can't talk on the guys behalf but when I did it with my gf yes, we saw a bolt of lightning right in the middle
@@dratinibrah😂
If you massage your chemical waste rod, YOU'RE GOING TO BURN IN HELLLLLLLLLL.
Cool, now I don't have to have _the talk_ with my kids.
"And even though WANDS WILL NOT TOUCH OR U DIE, Ima make some wand-people attracted to each other"
"But... why--"
"AND... some people will be attracted to children"
Flawless design, as always.
2:32 Hey Darkmatter. I want more god going ham content. It’s always my favorite.
I want to see an origin story for gods wand touching fear 😂
Yes, please!
Now god, show us on the doll where Zeus touched you
@@soulstealer5625 Lol
It happened in the shower back at summer camp back in his real world before he got shoved into a VR placement test in highschool.
This is intelligent design you guys!
Happy birthday darkmatter2525!
Put the sewage with the pleasure. Intelligent design....
"attractive chemical waste hole" That's one hell of a band name!
Or onlyfans account name.