@@unstoppableExodia I highly doubt they would being the die hard atheists they are unless they were really desperate for money as well as chick fil a being desperate
@@unstoppableExodia oh no I meant this channel. Adult swim is iffy. The producers and voice actors in the shows seem to be atheists and agnostics but the audience seem to be a different story.
+SOHR Minnesota LOL you're complaining about anti semitism? The bible blames the jews for killing jesus! In fact, the new testament is written in antisemitic language and blame the jews for a myriad of things! Hitler used NT as an example about the jews! What they did to christ, etc. Don't start, SOHR Minnesota lol. Its right in the bible!
***** well no, I'm just pointing out the hypocritical if you are a believer in christ or islalm cause they all hated Jews. Making a joke about a Jew bargaining. Hardly antisemitic. It'll be like joking about white guys not knowing how to dance. Very blah. However what's not chill is blaming Jews for the death of Jesus. It's what inspired Hitler.
***** I guess you never watched any comedy growing up? Racism can be funny , depend on the context. Get a grip dude. You're making this guy out to be sound like Hitler. Chill.
I was taught this story in Church as a small child, down to the last detail. I was old enough to understand how warped and twisted it was. The most disturbing part was that the minister taught this story as a good and moral thing, in that the girls were selflessly saving humanity by getting their father drunk and raping him. As I got older, I realized it was a parable and not history, but the ministers believed every word of it was "inerrantly true" and historically accurate. My question is, how can you believe this actually happened and is good and virtuous, and still maintain your sanity? My opinion is, you can't. Teaching this as good and moral to children is inflicting child abuse on them.....
@@AttitudeforQA , I don't know, dude, you tell me. The bible is perfect and inerrant down to the last detail. The Church says so. If you believe in the bible and its teachings, then you must believe in this too.
When I was a kid I was forced to attend church every Sunday morning and Thursday night. As a child, I was put into a Sunday school program. We were NOT supposed to read ahead in the Bible, and we also skipped certain verses. Needless to say, I didn't follow that rule. On the week we discussed Sodom and Gomorrah we barely even opened the Bible. Basically, we were just told that the people of Sodom were sexually depraved. Men were "kissing" men and women were "kissing" women, etc., and it made god sad. For disobeying him, god destroyed the city, saving only those who were righteous. Thus, homosexuality is bad. I went home and read the full story. I was only ten at this time, but I fully understood the concept of rape and homosexuality. When I went back the next Sunday I spoke to my Sunday school teacher about it. I pointed out the hypocrisy, the rape, and the inconsistencies. Instead of getting answers to my questions, I received 10 demerit points and punishment for reading ahead. -_-
***** Atheist. I was more agnostic when I was a child, but now I'm an atheist. Until I see some evidence I'm quite certain there's no god(s), and I live my life as though there isn't.
***** Atheist and agnostic are quite different. An atheist lacks faith in God, believes there is no god, or lacks awareness of gods. An agnostic either believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a god or is non-committal on the issue. The difference may seem small, but atheism and agnosticism are actually vastly different worldviews.
***** Religion is definitely toxic, but it's more a question of whether you think there might be a God or gods, or if you're convinced there's no hint of a supernatural anything. If you think there _could_ be a god or afterlife or anything of that nature, you're probably agnostic. If you believe there's no such thing as any supernatural existence or entities, you're an atheist. Atheists require proof for their beliefs, and if it isn't presented they don't believe it. Agnostics tend to hold the idea that we'll never know if there's a supernatural universe. They don't follow any set religion, but they believe there _could_ be something out there. Atheists are convinced there's nothing.
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
Actually there was apparently one part up to debate, where the crowd wanted to "explore" the angels. The actual quote was that they wanted to "know them" or something vague like that.
There are many inuedos in the bible that we as modern people just don't get. For example 'look upon a man's nakedness' means to rape someone. Noah's son Shem looked upon his fathers nakedness. In other words Noah was raped by his own son. Noah then cursed Shem. Whether that story is a story teaching against incest or homosexuality I'd up to personal hermanuetics.
Pedro Junior Ezekiel 16:49-50King James Version (KJV) 49 Behold, this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. 50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.
I watched this video when I was really religious (and homophobic) and at first I was REALLY angry. But it also set me down a path of skepticism that culminated in me breaking free of intense Catholic indoctrination and internalized homophobia, so thank you.
I also started actually reading the Bible at the time because I bought a really nice one from some missionaries from Israel and I thought it was pretty fucked God would kill a guy for offering the wrong goddamn bird.
Yet another atheist from reading the "Good Book". It's no wonder christians won't read it. I think I'm up to 99% on people changing from christian to atheist. It's so funny when they tell me I should read it. LOL. That which has been seen cannot be unseen.
maybe go research the actual remains of Sodom and Gemorrah. Yeah, it really happened and the pieces of brimstone (pure sulphur) are nothing like any found around the world. Oh and the crumbling remains are, pure ionized ash and gypsum.
I hate when people use this story to demonize gay people. This story is sooo dumb, like why not just use the new testament passages against it. It's waaay more clearer
What really struck me about this story when I first read it (I guess I was about 12 or 13 at the time), is that God turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for merely looking back at the city, yet there was no punishment at all for Lot and his daughters committing incest......
Lot died in poverty and misery being the father of two wicked clans. Perhaps God let them be so that we can see the outcome of their choices. I guess he regretted deeply the choice he made when splitting from Abraham. Lot's wife didn't just merely looking back, she felt sorry they left their home and riches. She valued the life in Sodom more than morality and God. God gave her a chance by forcefully drag her out of Sodom, but her heart was still there.
@@robert123ro it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
Noomi Blumquist But is he not bound by the morality he sets forth? Wouldn’t it be better to lead by example? If God created morality, then morality is arbitrary and he should follow it. If morality is something beyond God’s control, then morality doesn’t require God, and should still follow it (credit to DarkMatter for that argument).
I found you in college and disliked your video because of my christian brainwashing. 5 years later I since have become an Atheist for reasons unrelated to your content. Truthfully finding out Christianity has no place in my heart and life, due to the cycle of abuse I was experiencing. Anyways thank you for this content it hurt when you shit on Christianity back then, but honestly it just made me stronger. People can believe what they want but you can't ignore that God did a lot of shitty things
@Ticobot nope, that video wasn’t truth in the slightest. What I said was truth. If you guys don’t repent, after death your soul will not see God’s face. It will see the devil’s and his demons.
@Ticobot Creation itself is good enough evidence. Also, who are you to judge God’s actions? He created you and not the mother way around. Don’t get caught up in your self righteous thoughts thinking your so smart. God is the one who created all things. He’s smarter than every human being combined. He’s the Alpha and Omega.
This was so much fun to make! I'm glad you all like it. The finished product is even better than I thought it'd be! Sorry to DarkMatter for making him listen to quite literally an hour of us doing the lines. He really sifted through shit to find gold for this one. Bravo sir!
DarkMatter2525 Sure thing. I'm sure we'll work together again. We have some things "in the works" and a few of our ideas seem like a lot of fun. Also you're fucking hilarious, which helps haha
Sodom was on the shores of the Dead Sea. The Dead Sea - actually a lake - has an extremely high salt content and as it dries leaves salt deposits on its shores of various shapes and sizes. Tour guides routinely point out ones that might have been "Lot's wife." There's no deep symbolism. It's just that the ignorant scribes who wrote that story lived in an area with unusual geological formations that they couldn't understand so they invented a miracle story to explain their origin. It got included in the bible along with dozens of other fairy tales with no historical basis whatsoever.
Leakycheese it's because it happened near the dead sea and there's a lot of salt there so it's supposed to be evidence for the story or something, keep in mind that people wrote this so they had to make it make sense...
at East West South Slavs United - i believe giants and the Leviathan did exist long ago.. not now though. i think the lochness monster in Scotland might have been sea dinosaur , a leviathan and the lady of the lake in king author... I think that the Leviathan will exist again in the future in the year 3000 to 3500, and the Leviathan is a beast of the far future in the book of revelation...its only revelation 3 right now. The Leviathan creates a new religion called the religion of the Sea, and does the mark of the beast , every one needs this mark in there hand to buy and sell things , its like a chip and a scanner . The Leviathan is a computer its a distant descendant of our computers like D-wave or skynet. .. i noticed a 3000 year pattern in our history.. 1000 years of light age, then 2000 years of dark age.. the Leviathan will appear in the middle of the next 1000 year light age.. the current dark age goes from 500 AD to 2500 AD... then the next dark age goes from 3500 to 5500.. the New Jesus and his Light age will be from 5500 to 6500 AD.
As someone who was indoctrinated with this garbage, I recall this entire story except the sons in law. I do, however, remember this is the same man whose daughters thought God had destroyed the world so they got their father drunk to have sex with them in order to help repopulate the earth. Which makes no sense an old an could get it up drunk. It's like the story just keeps getting worse. Aaaaand I spoke too soon. Should have waited until the end. If I'm being totally honest, this particular story is one of the main reasons I lost faith. It made me sick learning it as a kid and as I got older I kept asking my family to explain how that is righteousness. Disgusting. Also, Lot threw down his concubine who was gang raped all night and left dying at his doorstep the next morning. And no, no one gave a shit.
Lot didn't do the concubine thing, that was a different tho similar instance (which I guess reflects how this was just a folkloric myth that the bible writers put in the book)
Not really Islam as far as i know the kill the infidels shtik is a hadit wish can be true if you find it in one of two books (Muslim.bo5ari) and most others are false plus the quran is the law of Islam not man made rules that are self serving anyways please read the book (preferably isn't arabic)before saying the whole religion is barbaric Yes their are some f up shit allah does like the flood and yes I am an atheist
@@jshearar245 yeah that is f up but it was in a different culture at a different time and they say the reason he married her at that young of an age was to protect her from her shitty living situation but that's still f up i agrer
Seriously, if that shit was written today, parent groups would start picketing any book store that sells smut like this! Sex, rape, murder and an omnipotent megalomaniac being that kills people like he doesn't give a shit about them but claims to love them. Seriously, I sure as fuck don't want to be god's shrink.
+0x777 The Bible is a pretty good read though if you read it as a dark fantasy novel and if you consider Yahweh a villain who is a sadistic megalomaniac who has a superiority complex.
This needs more views. Period. You can't deny the blunt ridiculousness of the writings. No matter how angry it makes you, you gotta admit to yourself... This religion is a joke... I can't be forgiving with religious people anymore. Sure I want everyone to be happy but they're lying to themselves and I no longer think that it's a blessing to be this stupid. Religion is a trend. Every good it may seem to have done for you at some point of your life becomes reversed. It's literally a toxic relationship. How can they live with themselves choosing to lie to themselves their whole life... It saddens me. These people will never truly engage in real life. Never truly have the responsibility of their actions and moralities. Because they have skipped on one of the most important parts of life. Realising the desperation and loneliness of it all. Only then you find true strength in yourself. These people are afraid of their freedom. Okay I vented I'm good.
I love that God promise that if he founds one good person, he will spare the city. He finds exactly one person that he thinks is moral, and destroyes the city anyway.
It ends at 10 righteous man. Because, there were no more than 10 righteous man in the city, even though only 1 is righteous, the city was destroyed. except the one righteous man and his daughter.
(some) Christians: "Homosexuals are confined to hell!" Refuter: Look at Lot's daughters. (some) Christians: "Well, you just don't understand the context!"
I read the bible and it felt much darker and creepier than the video. Like, Lot's daughters are basically just 11-13 years old. And he's kinda like Josef Fritzl, murdering his wife, leading kids into a cave and indoctrinating them with the whole bullshit story.
Conser pov Never think about age in old literature Different times different standards of when you are considered an adult In some non first world countries this still exist First To frame this better Juliette in Romeo and Juliette is 14 and could marry any man of any age
I know. But I have to point out that no matter how low the age of marriage in biblical times was, Lot's daughters were *much younger than even that* (which is exactly why they weren't married off yet). Portraying them as grown-ups with big boobs is very misleading.
It's too bad DM didn't highlight how this is basically a xenophobic origin story. Lot's sons, Ammon and Moab, are the names of Israel's hated neighbors to the east. So the Bible is saying those nations came from a drunken incest. It even explicitly says they were the fathers of the Ammonites and Moabites, so the Israelites would have had a hearty racist laugh whenever they heard this story.
***** That's true. Nobody knew why exactly inbreeding was bad until Gregor Mendel's work was rediscovered in the 20th century. But the Israelites did still have rules against it, which are laid out in Leviticus. Virtually all societies have a strong taboo against incest, because it helps them survive, even though they don't know why.
God can't stop people from interacting with the world they live in. When we were introduced to consciousness through the "tree of good and evil" it gave us the knowledge of what it means to be conscious about our actions such as what "Good and Evil" means to each individual. If you had two sons you held from birth and watched them grow and develop personality and one kills the other would you have that son killed for your own sense of justice? would you give him a chance to truly learn himself? Or would you try to make everything perfect? If everything is perfect there is no concept of good and evil. Set laws are the only thing that can make a conscious world perfect yet how long can a world be Orderly before there is a rebellion for freedom from set laws? Without the duality of Good & Evil, Order & Chaos, Connected Spirituality & Free Individual desire, you would have robots walking around without taking any conscious decision about their actions since you have nothing to expect when you already know perfection. Everything would always feel the same and appreciation would not exist since we would live forever . Would you like to live an eternity like that?
@@albertsantiago2069 Except that i m not omnipotent, so your whole argument falls. If i was tho, i would know he was about to kill his own brother and i would have prevented it.
Jesus... is there a single old testament story that doesn’t have either rape, incest or genocide and puts at least one of these horrible things in a good light?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I guess the bit where God was creating the Earth is pretty family friendly. Although that's just one part of a larger story. And one part of that story included the children of the only two humans in existence in a scenario where one murders the other and yet despite both being boys humanity manages to prosper...somehow. Let's not speculate.
All this shows is that even back then, Man was more moral than the Judeo-Christian God. Because it took a man to bargain God down on how to spare the city. Why would God need a human to convince him to show some mercy? Wouldn't he know that Abraham would bargain with him before he did, and just give him the "5" from the start?
stevewondy I loved this! I'm christian and open to learning any way I can. Reading is boring..I need funny cartoons. I love it. Thank you. :))) The Christians youre thinking of ..would call this mockery bc god is no joke. These things are serious problems in the world today...that need fixed.
@@noomiblumquist2450 I don't think you understand the point of this video. This isn't about modern issues, this is a story that supposedly occurred back then. The contradictions, the fact god thought of a man who would offer his daughters to rapers to save himself was worth saving, or the fact he later committed incest but was still considered the one good guy worth getting out of that depraved city. The fact there are virgins in a depraved city. The fact they think being gay is the worst but literally selling or rather gifting actual people for others to SA is fine... Your God is certainty a joke. It would only take to read the bible to understand, so did I before becoming an atheist. Reading isn't boring. The Bible is. But if you only took the time to read the book that literally guides your life and way of living and that will literally take thousands and thousands of hours off your life because MAYBE you should check into the most important text in your actual life instead of just watching cartoons or taking for granted whatever the priest tells you at church before asking for your money, which, by the way, Jesus hates according to the new testament. But the priest doesn't tell you about how Jesus got all mad about people asking for money and selling at a sacred place, does he? That's why you need to read especially the book that determines your whole mindset and life in general.
When Abraham, the guy willing to murder his own child and owned a sex slave, is the good guy compared to god then there's a huge problem with this supposedly all loving/all good god.
Honestly, I think the story completely loses me when it gets to _all_ of the men in Sodom wanting to rape the angels. It's fantasy, so fine, angels exist, but _every guy in a city wanting to have a mass gang rape of two guys_? That's a bit more than my suspension of disbelief will allow.
MrGreyjeep Lot may be the best man (debatable, what about the sons-in-law who didn’t want to fuck the angels and didn’t offer up their fiances to be gang raped) in Sodom, but that doesn’t automatically make him a good person.
Man seriously, your videos helped me to get out of the shackles of religion even though I was a Muslim, please make suvh satire content on Islam, I would love to see such content!
So when the angels were threatened with gang rape, that earned God's wrath; but when Lot offers his daughters to be raped, God saves him and his family... The Bible's Moral Gymnastics: men raping men (technically angels who are neither male or female, but facts don't matter) is BAD! (But raping women, well... at least its heterosexual! So, it's GOOD!... I guess???). ...yeah, the HOLY Bible, ladies and gentlemen.
Andrew Rendon Lot knew that UnNatural sex is an abomination before God, even the demons of hell find it revolting to witness, Lot was choosing a lesser evil was all. Moses gave the jews the ability to Divorce their wives because He know God di not sanction any divorce, but as Jesus explained it was to avoid a man killing the wife he would divorce if needed, that Moses made the Mosiac Law permit divorce. Jesus clarified this and told His followers that Divorce is always a sin, and any who marry a divorced person commit and are Guilty of the Mortal Sin of Adultery. Your post only demonstrates your ignorance of the Bible, and how to read what its tells you.
NaYawkr So... the Bible is full of contradictions. Your God is the antithesis of evil but he would accept "lesser" evils. Um... I thought sin was just sin. Choosing a "lesser" evil is still choosing evil. God saved a man willing to facilitate a heinous act. God of the Hypocrites, that is your god.
Andrew Rendon God takes no pleasure in you going to hell, but if you make that choice He honors your free will. I warn you of the abyss you are heading for, and from which there is no escape. A wise man would seek while he still can, the goodness and mercy of God. It is creepy to watch people who seem determined to spend eternity in unrelenting torment, justify their destruction.
I have been in Bible study sessions and such where these passages are read, and nobody even bats an eye about the daughters being offered for gang rape, nor was that particular part discussed in any way. It's like they just pretended that it was just a small, inconsequential thing that's not even worth mentioning. As an "apologist's advocate" I could come up with a rationalization: The situation was so scary and dangerous, with an angry mob outside the house kicking the door and ready to do anything, including burning the house down, that Lot panicked, did not think straight, and did the first stupid thing that came to his confused mind in that situation, and it was to try to appease the angry mob by offering his daughters in order to save the dignity of his guests. He might have only later realized how immensely stupid that was. I'm sure many Christians who struggle with this particular passage would buy that. The problem is, however, that the event is not framed like that in the narrative. If it were, there would be mentions of Lot panicking, him regretting his offering later, and some kind of reminder that what he tried to do was wrong. However, it's not framed like that at all. Instead, it's framed in such a manner that what Lot did was the right thing (or, at the very least, not wrong.) There's actually a different part of the Bible where a very similar situation happens and a man offers his own wife to be gang-raped, and this time she is raped and killed. The story only goes downhill from there. (Yes, this is really there. Look it up.)
The relevant point is that women in those times were property. They were GIVEN in marriage ( often against their will and at ridiculously young ages ). Lot's guests had MUCH higher status as MEN and Lot had hospitality obligations towards them.
Spartacus You are right. And this in no way means it wasn't wrong. I think it's wrong to think of any human being as property, but that's just my modern point of view. This is why I don't understand how anyone could argue for objective morality.
in my catholic elementary school we had mandatory confession once a year, and our teachers made us bring bibles to read while we waited for our turn. i remember randomly flipping through the pages out of boredom and stumbling upon this story. and judging by this video, it's just as fucked up as i remember -_-
I just imagine this story being told in front of a modern judge. "I swear, your honor, I'm innocent. My daughters got me drunk and raped me in my sleep. That whole charge that I molested my daughters is just ridiculous."
That would totally fly in the Muslim Middle-East. I heard a story where an 8 year-old girl was sexually assaulted by an older man and, since she couldn't prove the sex was not consensual, he walked. Fuck Islam.
Judge: Hmm, that's quite understandable. Still, we have on record that you offered up your Daughters to be Gangraped by a mob of homosexuals! Do you have an explanation for that?
Jabroski Lmao you act as if it says that specifically in the Quran. If those people are fucked, they’re fucked. The religion has nothing to do with the decision of whoever decided the guy is innocent. Fuck you.
@@danielramsey6141 yes it was a different context in a different culture or something... god, could you help me out here with all these sinners daring to say i did something wrong just because i nearly allowed my daughters to be raped to death?
@@ShastraDuganBut how dare they infringe on my free will to effectively sell out my own daughters to appease the horny mob to save my own skin (and some angels that could’ve stopped it anyway)
Do you know what's wild? It's how crazy these stories sound until I fact check it from the Bible then become even more mind blown how accurate these videos are. Have I been living in a lie this entire time???????
@@Zorax2144 so you can't give examples? Fyi I'm a theology student. I betcha 99% of the people who thumbs this video never actually studied the Bible. Casually reading a verse here or there while you're sitting on the toilet is pretty much 99% people consider as reading the Bible lol. It's ridiculous. You imbeciles do realize that Jewish people grow up reading the Old testament right. Have u wondered why they control so much wealth and they're so damn smart? It's because they follow teachings found in the old testament. Ok let's say the stuff in the Bible is 99% garbage. There's 99% chance there's no hell. Ok. But u follow the Bible and live a good life like not screwing your business partner. What have you got to lose??? If you're wrong though..that 1% chance you're wrong..you're fcked eternally
This is their father, "Lot", the only righteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah... And this is their grandfather, "Lot", the only righteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah XD
if we believe that god is omniscient and omnipotent, he knows beforehand this will happen... why the hell did he still created mankind..he must be a sadist..
MagnificentXXBastard Not a troll of any size. Merely offering a logical opinion. Last time I looked, this was legal, and did not warrant personal insults, least of all from Christians.
God can't stop people from interacting with the world they live in. When we were introduced to consciousness through the "tree of good and evil" it gave us the knowledge of what it means to be conscious about our actions, such as what "Good and Evil" means to each individual. If you had two sons you held from birth, you watched them grow and develop their personality then one kills the other would you have that son killed for your own sense of justice? would you give him a chance to truly learn himself? Or would you try to make everything perfect? If everything is perfect there is no concept of good and evil. Set laws are the only thing that can make a conscious world perfect yet how long can a world be Orderly before there is a rebellion for freedom from set laws? Without the duality of Good & Evil, Order & Chaos, Connected Spirituality & Free Individual desire, you would have robots walking around without taking any conscious decision about their actions since you have nothing to expect when you already know perfection. Everything would always feel the same and appreciation would not exist since we would live forever . Would you like to live an eternity like that?
SUPERNATURAL MAN Bullshit. If Yahweh existed and was omniscient/omnipotent free will wouldn't be a thing. It already isn't-- it's an illusion per se. The brain processes the decisions we make moments before we realize we _have_ made a decision. Ergo, it isn't really "free will".
Alex dude do you watch these videos. Open your mind to the true meaning. God wrote disgusting shit in his Bible with disgusting morals. Are you going to deny that Lot didn't offer his daughters to be gang raped. I feel like smashing the brainwashing out of you. But I guess it would happen when humans start living on Mars.
You know it's sad when . . . you don't even need to alter the story to make it comedy. When I read stories like this, I am baffled that people in 2014 actually believe this happened. For all that our society has advanced, we are truly still in the dark ages. I hope I am alive when people realize how utterly ridiculous this stuff is and mankind can finally start working on the real problems we face.
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
+Nasafiyel Paige When I was 9, Holy Trinity made me buy a bible at an exorbitant price ($84). I said "I'm reading THIS!" Never give me something you don't want me to read. I WILL read it. I went from being a catholic to an atheist in the first part of Genesis. This is why Christians worship the bible, but never read it. That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.
That's great! I actually watched loads of these about three years back when I was depressed! Guess it just gets you thinking about life, religion and all that stuff.
Not my point at all. What I said was, if you think the Bible is a collection of morality lessons, you haven't read it. It portrays people - sinners - in an unapologetically factual manner. What kind of stupid "man-made" religion goes around giving out books that tell all about how their "founding fathers" were a bunch of philandering, hypocritical, scheming, bribing, murderous, idolaters? As for your question, please understand one thing. We're talking about a people group some 3400 years ago that wandered the Negev Desert (one of the most inhospitable climates on earth) for FORTY years, and then were able to very deliberately march into Canaan and DECIMATE the indigenous populace living in fortified cities. Do you suppose the two sides were armed equally? Where might an essentially nomadic culture produce a foundry? Perhaps they borrowed one! No, it was stone age vs. bronze at first. And, yes, "Moses" did order the slaughter of men, women, children, cattle, sheep, donkeys, you-name-it, not on the basis that they were "worshiping a different god", but that they were performing absolutely detestable rituals *in the name of* those gods. Look up Molech, and how that mother-effer was worshiped. Or the "cremation of care" ceremony. So my answer is, it was not Moses who gave the order, but God. Because as soon as the fledgling nation got half a chance to join in the pagan fun (and we're talking a sex and fertility cult, so it was fun!), they did. These were not spiritual giants, but flesh-and-blood men and women, subject to weakness and temptation. But as long as they remained faithful to God, they kicked ass and took names. But does your question have more to do with the disparity between the Bible and the Constitution? As in, how can a "Christian" nation condone the worship of other gods? I don't know. I do know that this has never been a "Christian" nation, despite what the religious Right says, and that the parallels that they draw between Israel and America, and the co-opting of the ancient land-based Covenant promises of Israel by American Evangelicals, is wrong. Make no mistake: America was created by men, for one purpose and with one goal in mind - PROFIT. Don't believe the George Washington "cherry tree" stories. Was the Providence of God at work? Most definitely. But for what purpose? His, not ours. Our prosperity is based on derivatives and leveraging, i.e., credit. When our chicken come home to roost, we'll have exactly nowhere to run.
Well, this video depicts what's written in Genesis pretty well, it doesn't try to say that all these people are moral. I don't quite understand what you take issue with. But is God not supposed to be the perfectly moral being? If so, why does he do all those blatantly immoral things all the time?
Well it's no wonder rape is never mentioned in the Bible as a bad thing.. The writes clearly thought the opposite. Can anyone explain to me how exactly this book is supposed to be a good moral compass again?
This coming from a conservative Christian. Those who interpret the scriptures fundamentally believe all of that is true. I interpret the bible contextually. Who believe in the bible contextually generally believe in evolution and reject a significant portion of the old testament since some stories have been disproven by science. Jesus in the new testament is more of how the bible is a moral compass.
+Peter God is supposed to be mysterious. That means, god doesn't give a crap. As long as it's the Jews, god seems to approve of everything they do except it they don't lick his ass quite properly. Then he kills butt loads of them. LOL
+Patrick Cunningham (Patrick5568) "Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill." Matthew 5:17. This alone proves that the OT is relevant to christianity. Too many christians like you defending their religion by cherry picking pretty and feel-good verses especially from the NT and disregarding OT verses when proven wrong or unacceptable, too make their religion seem more moral and acceptable. Little do people like you realise that you're following secularism instead of christianity, fortunately.
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
You know, the last city I was fleeing because Yahweh was hailing down fire? You know, with my hot preteen virgin daughters? (Well, maybe 13 tops...) The FIRST thing I instructed them to grab out the house was the wine. After all... ... you... ... need wine. Right? Who's with me?
.AFTER DEATH...WHAT??? You know we’re just passing through this world to get to The next, whether it be Heaven or Hell. Most people do not want to know this BUT IT’S TRUE. Like it or not, there is a HELL! And “YOU” make the choice. You may think to yourself: I’ve never hurt anyone. I am no different than anyone else. I do good things for people. Heaven and Hell are on Earth. “Nice try!” I’ve heard them all! But the bible says “THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GET TO HEAVEN! But there are many ways that lead to HELL! and You can try to say that no one ever warned you about Hell, BUT YOU HAVE JUST BEEN WARNED WHEN YOU READ THIS AND NOW YOU ARE HELD ACCOUNTABLE. Now it’s too late to act dumb. You will be held responsible for being warned about Hell !! WE ARE ALL SINNERS….sin is anything that separates us from God. The bible tells us that any form of idolatry, witchcraft, murder or murderous thoughts, stealing, lying, adultery (sex outside of marriage), same sex marriage, hatred, unforgiveness, etc…. are all sin. God has seen every sin we have ever committed. You Must accept Jesus Christ for your sins or HELL!! I know you may not like it, but it’s true. You ask yourself, “How do I stay out of Hell? Admit that you are a sinner because we all are. Be willing to turn from sin and REPENT. Believe that Jesus Christ died for our sins and rose from the dead as the ONLY atonement. He took your punishment for your sins. Through prayer invite Jesus Christ into your life ....Please don’t go to Hell. You won’t like it. You can’t just try it for a weekend...ITS FOREVER! You are not promised another day on Earth. And it’s up to you which one you’ll choose. I tell you this not because it’s my law, but because it’s God’s law Sorry there’s no sugar coating this! “But” the truth will set you free. I’m not asking you to go to my church or give me one thin dime, I’m just asking you to turn to .. GOD..
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
The second part of Lot's story - that the daughters seduced their dad - that's the classic sexual predator/pedophile defense... "But officer! That little 3-year-old SEDUCED me!! I couldn't help myself!!"
ALTERNATE ZER0 It's true. How can you be everywhere, see all the horrors and do nothing. God's there watching every rape, every murder,every theft, every bully, every arson, every assault, etc.. Yet fails to do anything, that's not omni-benevolence.
ALTERNATE ZER0 Either way, god knows everything that's happening, but doesn't care. Or he can help, but doesn't know everything. No, it will not, unfortunately.
- OdysseuS - honestly, if he exist, he's just watching and doesn't care or somethin, honestly that whole plan thing argument they use isn't really a good reason
when I was like 11 12 I heard this story I flipped my shit and told everyone. I talked to some of the adults and they said well you need to take the Bible with a grain of salt that's when I realized how bull shit the storys in the Bible are and soon after found all the other bs storys and by 13 I was 100℅ done with the fucking Bible but I didn't know about being an atheist until I heard my science teacher talking about it then in the middle of class I was thinking oh so that's what I am
One correction though; alcohol actually causes erectile dysfunction by preventing penile vasodilation. Vasodilation *is* how penises get hard due to blood filling the corpus cavernosum. In conclusion, correct conclusion, but opposite reasoning. Doesn’t change how ridiculous this whole story is though.
Religious people know this too. Martin Luther, leader of the protestant church, said: “Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has; it never comes to the aid of spiritual things, but more frequently than not struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God.”
johnflux1 .... SSSSoooooooo you're saying God wants us to be stone age idiots, because with reason we can see what he is up too? Note: I am TERRIBLE with internet sarcasm, so if that is what your comment was, nuke mine from orbit.
Brandon Bricker I'm an atheist. Martin Luther was being totally serious, and he's my favourite theist because of all of these "wonderful" quotes that show how silly religion is.
Ugghhhh. That story scarred me when I read it. Christians are always going on about depravity and a loss of morals or whatever, but there is nothing that thoroughly disgusted me on the level that half the shit in Genesis did, and this story in particular.
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
I never understood why Lott's wife turned into salt when she looked back. Why salt? What's the correlation between NaCl and looking at a city going up in flames?
Longing for the past will make you forget to live in the present and compromise your future; all because table salt is a good preservative and illustrates the idea very well. Also, that pillar of salt couldn't have lasted long (unlike a pillar of stone) because of the rain - so the purpose was clear:absolute wiping out of her very existence. Scientifically speaking, there is no correlation (I think).
soupflood you see? That's the big rift between Muslims and Christians, Muslims don't bend their preachings, Christians like you do all the time. That is why Christians are the biggest hypocrites on the earth and we have more videos like these addressing Christians.
Christians are told over and over and over again that the bible is the word of god--by people they trust. Perhaps they were brought up in a christian home, so from their earliest moments heard, "God is good" and "the Bible is the true word of God" from parents, pastors, youth ministers, church camp counselors, elders, deacons, and fellow church members. Or perhaps they were down and out and a Christian reached out to them during their time of need and made them feel wanted, offering them forgiveness in an unforgiving world. So they left drugs or alcohol or a life of crime or whatever situation was bringing them down and entered into a loving and supportive community. So why wouldn't they trust the people that helped them when they say, "God is good" and "the Bible is the true word of God." This indoctrination goes way deep into the believer, deeper and more firmly rooted than logic or reason. Thus, the Christian has lost the ability to step outside themselves and think objectively about stories such as Sodom and Gomorrah. After all, they've already been "saved," so they are already on the "right" side. Any effort to point out the atrocities and cruel behavior by the god of the bible is wasted since Christians are so indoctrinated by the "God is good" belief, so obviously "God" did the right thing. I mean, he is god, so it's got to be right, and we just can't understand his mysterious ways--or so the argument goes. Finally, it seems that the whole "Jesus dying for our sins" argument overrules any objection to cruelties in the old testament--in the Christian's mind. Unfortunately, very few Christians will then be able to comprehend the obvious atrocities that the unbeliever so easily sees. I know; I used to be a born-again Christian.
orrrr maybe they believe it's the word of God because they've actually experienced its power in their lives and began a relationship with Jeus Christ? not because they were "brainwashed at a young age." Just a thought. Also, if you're gonna make such a biased statement, why not direct it at all religions? Why just Christianity?
Chickylala, let me ask you this: Why do people convert to Islam or Buddhism or Jainism or any other religion? Perhaps they've seen its power work in their lives. Perhaps they have even established a relationship with their creator. Also, why do most people follow or convert to the dominant religion in their culture? What do you make of a person who from childhood has heard over and over again, "God is good," The Bible (or Qu'ran or whatever holy book) is the Word of God. Don't you think these would have at least some biasing effect? How do you think a person who did not grow up hearing these things would react to the claims of Christianity (or Islam or whatever religion is being presented to them)? And as for discussing Christians, well, I grew up in a conservative Christian household and accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior at the age of 8. Rather than being biased, I spoke from my personal experience. Hmm, and what is biased about my statement--other than your belief that I am singling out Christians? Your personal experience does not address the issues I brought up; don't you think that repetition of doctrine from trusted authorities from an early age has at least some effect on the outcome of a persons's belief?
Chickylala and just to add, regardless of however biased you might think my statement is, what do YOU think of the claims of this and other videos that your God is barbaric and immoral? What is YOUR understanding of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah--especially in regard to the behavior of Lot and his daughters?
Jodi Zee Jesus who is God, who never lies, said that the devil, satan, the evilone is the ruler of this world, and the father of all lies. You and many others have accepted the lies. People convert to false religions, heresy, Protestantism etc. because the father of lies is smart and cunning , he sees to it that enough truth is mixed with the lies that will cost people their souls, so they swallow the evil. Without God's grace and protection, each person is powerless to resist, you happen to be just one such person. I do pity you. Christ founded only 1 church. FACT ! There are about 40,000 'protestant churches' that never existed until about 500 years ago, and each and every one was founded by men and women, NOT Jesus Christ. Jesus did pray to His Heavenly Father we who trust in Him be one, as He and the Father are one, and so there is still one, holy, catholic and apostolic church, not 40,000 heretic started churches. 1 versus 40,000 ? Satan tears apart, God unites. You belonged to the heretics, try the one true church next time. Jesus promised that the gates of hell will not prevail against it.
Lot displays poor judgment again when he abandons the town of Zoar, where he and his daughters have taken refuge. Fearing that it will be destroyed-despite the angels’ assurances that it would be spared on his account-he takes his two daughters to live alone in a cave in the hills. Isolated in the cave with their father, the daughters mistakenly conclude that they are the last people left alive on the earth. If Lot knows that only a few cities were destroyed and that soon the family can go out and find a new place to settle, he surprisingly fails to share this information with his daughters.
I do have to admit, growing up as a twelve year old boy in Catholic school, turning Lot's wife into a pillar of salt seemed.......so damned random to me. Like. WTF was that about anyway?
when I was a Christain, I was too brainwashed to question any of it, even the details... but now... yeah, it is kinda random now that you mention it, and God is omnipotent, so he KNEW it would happen
actually salt was a rare commodity in the ancient world. in this regard it was not just random. in several cultures at the time salt was considered a holy commodity as well.
***** Heh, well, now that you put it that way, I suppose that makes some sense. But if you think about it, it's still kinda random. I mean, imagine this scenario: You and your wife are in Las Vegas, and God decides to destroy it, but allows you to escape. Your wife looks back, and is turned into a pile of diamonds.
Mike Morrison i get what you are saying just , saying its not totally random. turning her into a pilar of salt was liek a "clear sign" that god did it. salt being the rare commodity it was back then is also why the superstition of tossing salt over your left shoulder when you spil it it. the idea was that salt was so rare only the devil would cause some one to spill it , so you toss salt over your left shoulder to ward him off. sounds rediculous to modern people especially in light fo teh fact that salt is actually one of the most common minerals on the planet ancient man didn't know this though.
***** All-powerful god can't come up with a way to get salt other than turning some bitch into salt, and the fact that he's supposedly all-knowing means he knew she would turn around, and he still turned her into salt. Legit.
The story of Sodom and Gomorrah should be taken with a pillar of salt...
Underrated
This joke would be making Christians salty as fuck
Samuel Adesanwo *undersalted
@@unstoppableExodia ohhhhh wow that's good
Ha, good one
They took the salt shaker with them?
I lost it.
NonStampCollector To top that " Can you pass SOME of your mother, Thank you".EVERYTHING about the sentence has me lost. 😂😂
NonStampCollector
hey angel. A human is gonna get you.
I don't even understand this story...
Just run them over with jeers?
Star Trekken' across the Universe ... the Gods must be Crazy!
This is disturbing. And yet this is a story from a holy book
There is genocide, rape, shaming your ancestors, a lot of immorality in what is suppose to be holy
Oh yeah it is
Sherbet_Bomb this is the world today. Hello oo. Let us wake the fuck up
Sarahmint god doesn't like unholy ..so he wiped it out. Message. Hello ooo.
Smile doge free will.
This honestly deserves it's own show. I think it would be a perfect fit for Adult Swim.
A Pale Blue Dot as long as they're not banking on advertising dollars from chick-fil-a
@@unstoppableExodia I highly doubt they would being the die hard atheists they are unless they were really desperate for money as well as chick fil a being desperate
Sapphire Burns adult swim are die hard atheists?
people will bitch if it got a show. .because people love there bs god
@@unstoppableExodia oh no I meant this channel. Adult swim is iffy. The producers and voice actors in the shows seem to be atheists and agnostics but the audience seem to be a different story.
"Did you honestly think THE original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?"
LOL
+SOHR Minnesota LOL you're complaining about anti semitism? The bible blames the jews for killing jesus! In fact, the new testament is written in antisemitic language and blame the jews for a myriad of things! Hitler used NT as an example about the jews! What they did to christ, etc.
Don't start, SOHR Minnesota lol. Its right in the bible!
***** well no, I'm just pointing out the hypocritical if you are a believer in christ or islalm cause they all hated Jews. Making a joke about a Jew bargaining. Hardly antisemitic. It'll be like joking about white guys not knowing how to dance. Very blah.
However what's not chill is blaming Jews for the death of Jesus. It's what inspired Hitler.
***** yup. Lol
***** I guess you never watched any comedy growing up? Racism can be funny , depend on the context. Get a grip dude. You're making this guy out to be sound like Hitler. Chill.
***** Mel Gibson is a funny deranged individual.
I was taught this story in Church as a small child, down to the last detail. I was old enough to understand how warped and twisted it was. The most disturbing part was that the minister taught this story as a good and moral thing, in that the girls were selflessly saving humanity by getting their father drunk and raping him. As I got older, I realized it was a parable and not history, but the ministers believed every word of it was "inerrantly true" and historically accurate. My question is, how can you believe this actually happened and is good and virtuous, and still maintain your sanity?
My opinion is, you can't. Teaching this as good and moral to children is inflicting child abuse on them.....
You have a point right there
Randy Bobandy First of all, clarify your pronouns cuz they make no sense.
Not child abuse but the story is wrong
dude so you really think the bible is telling you to do this in real life.
@@AttitudeforQA , I don't know, dude, you tell me. The bible is perfect and inerrant down to the last detail. The Church says so. If you believe in the bible and its teachings, then you must believe in this too.
When I was a kid I was forced to attend church every Sunday morning and Thursday night. As a child, I was put into a Sunday school program. We were NOT supposed to read ahead in the Bible, and we also skipped certain verses. Needless to say, I didn't follow that rule. On the week we discussed Sodom and Gomorrah we barely even opened the Bible. Basically, we were just told that the people of Sodom were sexually depraved. Men were "kissing" men and women were "kissing" women, etc., and it made god sad. For disobeying him, god destroyed the city, saving only those who were righteous. Thus, homosexuality is bad. I went home and read the full story. I was only ten at this time, but I fully understood the concept of rape and homosexuality. When I went back the next Sunday I spoke to my Sunday school teacher about it. I pointed out the hypocrisy, the rape, and the inconsistencies. Instead of getting answers to my questions, I received 10 demerit points and punishment for reading ahead. -_-
*****
Atheist. I was more agnostic when I was a child, but now I'm an atheist. Until I see some evidence I'm quite certain there's no god(s), and I live my life as though there isn't.
*****
Atheist and agnostic are quite different. An atheist lacks faith in God, believes there is no god, or lacks awareness of gods. An agnostic either believes that it is impossible to know whether there is a god or is non-committal on the issue. The difference may seem small, but atheism and agnosticism are actually vastly different worldviews.
*****
The world-views are entirely different.
*****
Religion is definitely toxic, but it's more a question of whether you think there might be a God or gods, or if you're convinced there's no hint of a supernatural anything. If you think there _could_ be a god or afterlife or anything of that nature, you're probably agnostic. If you believe there's no such thing as any supernatural existence or entities, you're an atheist. Atheists require proof for their beliefs, and if it isn't presented they don't believe it. Agnostics tend to hold the idea that we'll never know if there's a supernatural universe. They don't follow any set religion, but they believe there _could_ be something out there. Atheists are convinced there's nothing.
*****
That's the definition of an atheist. My definition is correct.
"Could you please pass some of your mother? Thank you."
That killed me.
It killed lots wife too
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@@silasr20 you obviously didnt watch the video
@@silasr20 basically you ignored the video
@@julbiot9768 I did and it’s not worth watching anymore
In defense of the men of Sodom, the angels are rocking some pretty tight abs
:3
*Insert obligatory Lenny face here.*
their oiled abs quiver with God's voice
Robert Donofrio, sounds hot!
lol
The astounding fact is that this video is actually 100% accurate with what the bible tells.
Actually there was apparently one part up to debate, where the crowd wanted to "explore" the angels. The actual quote was that they wanted to "know them" or something vague like that.
***** Sounds about right.
There are many inuedos in the bible that we as modern people just don't get. For example 'look upon a man's nakedness' means to rape someone. Noah's son Shem looked upon his fathers nakedness. In other words Noah was raped by his own son. Noah then cursed Shem. Whether that story is a story teaching against incest or homosexuality I'd up to personal hermanuetics.
Pedro Junior
Ezekiel 16:49-50King James Version (KJV) 49 Behold,
this was the iniquity of thy sister Sodom, pride, fulness of bread, and
abundance of idleness was in her and in her daughters, neither did she
strengthen the hand of the poor and needy. 50 And they were haughty, and committed abomination before me: therefore I took them away as I saw good.
Pedro Junior darkantics is an expert o.o I was schooled excessively and can confirm it!
I watched this video when I was really religious (and homophobic) and at first I was REALLY angry. But it also set me down a path of skepticism that culminated in me breaking free of intense Catholic indoctrination and internalized homophobia, so thank you.
How does it feel to finally be free?
I also started actually reading the Bible at the time because I bought a really nice one from some missionaries from Israel and I thought it was pretty fucked God would kill a guy for offering the wrong goddamn bird.
or picking up sticks on a saturday lol
Yet another atheist from reading the "Good Book". It's no wonder christians won't read it. I think I'm up to 99% on people changing from christian to atheist.
It's so funny when they tell me I should read it. LOL. That which has been seen cannot be unseen.
maybe go research the actual remains of Sodom and Gemorrah. Yeah, it really happened and the pieces of brimstone (pure sulphur) are nothing like any found around the world. Oh and the crumbling remains are, pure ionized ash and gypsum.
my grandma showed me this story in the bible to prove why gays are bad after i came out to her as bi LOL
I hate when people use this story to demonize gay people. This story is sooo dumb, like why not just use the new testament passages against it. It's waaay more clearer
"Some men wanted to non-consensually rape men, then God killed them. That's why consensual non-rape sex between men is wrong." ... ... ...um, huh?
gEE THANKS grANDMA
That Paige refers to pedos a man shal boy lie with boy
@@masonlou855 No, it's Genesis 19: www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0119.htm
What really struck me about this story when I first read it (I guess I was about 12 or 13 at the time), is that God turned Lot's wife into a pillar of salt for merely looking back at the city, yet there was no punishment at all for Lot and his daughters committing incest......
Lot died in poverty and misery being the father of two wicked clans. Perhaps God let them be so that we can see the outcome of their choices. I guess he regretted deeply the choice he made when splitting from Abraham.
Lot's wife didn't just merely looking back, she felt sorry they left their home and riches. She valued the life in Sodom more than morality and God. God gave her a chance by forcefully drag her out of Sodom, but her heart was still there.
@@robert123ro So God punished them for being the slightest bit homesick
@@robert123ro it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@@silasr20 It's not hard to understand if you actually read the bible, God is a psychopathic mass murderer after all.
@@silasr20do you not feel a little medieval saying stuff like that?
/gen
like you sound ur a sentence away from starting a witch hunt icl
"Did you honestly think THE original jew wouldn't know how do drive a hard bargain?" LMFAO
"Daddy tried to have us gang raped" "Haha, yeah I did!"
point taken
ha!!!!!
Yes my friend, a human being bargaining with an all everything god. How did I miss that? Sounds legit to me. Take care.
Probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while.
GameF0x "daddy"? :/
"Atheists can't have morality because all morality comes from God"
Christians always say this, but have they ever taken a look at their own "God"?
Mythril-Jelly he is the only judge.
Noomi Blumquist But is he not bound by the morality he sets forth? Wouldn’t it be better to lead by example? If God created morality, then morality is arbitrary and he should follow it. If morality is something beyond God’s control, then morality doesn’t require God, and should still follow it (credit to DarkMatter for that argument).
He set it up like that to laugh and crush pussy sensitive emo shitdick bitches N fuckboys . 😀 lord nem been with the shits . Bless
@@roojackaroo8517 Even if it droped to 2 it would still be 1 point higher then his.
@@Dracopyre321 That's called Euthyphro's Dilemma.
I found you in college and disliked your video because of my christian brainwashing. 5 years later I since have become an Atheist for reasons unrelated to your content. Truthfully finding out Christianity has no place in my heart and life, due to the cycle of abuse I was experiencing. Anyways thank you for this content it hurt when you shit on Christianity back then, but honestly it just made me stronger. People can believe what they want but you can't ignore that God did a lot of shitty things
I had the exact same experience!
welcome to the club,
Hell shall be your portion
@Ticobot nope, that video wasn’t truth in the slightest. What I said was truth. If you guys don’t repent, after death your soul will not see God’s face. It will see the devil’s and his demons.
@Ticobot Creation itself is good enough evidence. Also, who are you to judge God’s actions? He created you and not the mother way around. Don’t get caught up in your self righteous thoughts thinking your so smart. God is the one who created all things. He’s smarter than every human being combined. He’s the Alpha and Omega.
This was so much fun to make!
I'm glad you all like it.
The finished product is even better than I thought it'd be! Sorry to DarkMatter for making him listen to quite literally an hour of us doing the lines. He really sifted through shit to find gold for this one. Bravo sir!
I'm glad you liked it. Thanks for doing it. If you want to do a bible reading episode or Chick Tract again, drop me a PM. I had a blast.
TheBibleReloaded DarkMatter2525 Anyone know if a playlist titled "Bible Stories to Fap To" would vio the YT ToS?
DarkMatter2525 Sure thing. I'm sure we'll work together again. We have some things "in the works" and a few of our ideas seem like a lot of fun. Also you're fucking hilarious, which helps haha
TheBibleReloaded DarkMatter2525 Wait, these things are _intentionally_ funny? Shit. I gotta reassess this whole thing up in here.
***** Your either an idiot,or homosexual because those angels obviously aren't gay
Jeffery: What you think the original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?
God: Point taken.
Wouldnt a pillar of salt be worth tons of money back then?
Sure would. Perhaps someone can explain the salt symbolism or if it is just more biblical weird?
Sodom was on the shores of the Dead Sea. The Dead Sea - actually a lake - has an extremely high salt content and as it dries leaves salt deposits on its shores of various shapes and sizes. Tour guides routinely point out ones that might have been "Lot's wife." There's no deep symbolism. It's just that the ignorant scribes who wrote that story lived in an area with unusual geological formations that they couldn't understand so they invented a miracle story to explain their origin. It got included in the bible along with dozens of other fairy tales with no historical basis whatsoever.
Leakycheese it's because it happened near the dead sea and there's a lot of salt there so it's supposed to be evidence for the story or something, keep in mind that people wrote this so they had to make it make sense...
at East West South Slavs United - i believe giants and the Leviathan did exist long ago.. not now though. i think the lochness monster in Scotland might have been sea dinosaur , a leviathan and the lady of the lake in king author...
I think that the Leviathan will exist again in the future in the year 3000 to 3500, and the Leviathan is a beast of the far future in the book of revelation...its only revelation 3 right now. The Leviathan creates a new religion called the religion of the Sea, and does the mark of the beast , every one needs this mark in there hand to buy and sell things , its like a chip and a scanner . The Leviathan is a computer its a distant descendant of our computers like D-wave or skynet. .. i noticed a 3000 year pattern in our history.. 1000 years of light age, then 2000 years of dark age.. the Leviathan will appear in the middle of the next 1000 year light age.. the current dark age goes from 500 AD to 2500 AD... then the next dark age goes from 3500 to 5500.. the New Jesus and his Light age will be from 5500 to 6500 AD.
@@gageblackwood8832 Sums up the whole Bible and Quran
As someone who was indoctrinated with this garbage, I recall this entire story except the sons in law. I do, however, remember this is the same man whose daughters thought God had destroyed the world so they got their father drunk to have sex with them in order to help repopulate the earth. Which makes no sense an old an could get it up drunk. It's like the story just keeps getting worse.
Aaaaand I spoke too soon. Should have waited until the end. If I'm being totally honest, this particular story is one of the main reasons I lost faith. It made me sick learning it as a kid and as I got older I kept asking my family to explain how that is righteousness. Disgusting. Also, Lot threw down his concubine who was gang raped all night and left dying at his doorstep the next morning. And no, no one gave a shit.
I knew about this story too since my family is christian (not me).
@Tim Krigers , The Epic of Gilgamesh an the flood similarities, tell a lot
and as a kid i saw the daughter offering to save the angles admirable, i h8 me self
@Tim Krigers i meant when i was a 6 years old kid
Lot didn't do the concubine thing, that was a different tho similar instance (which I guess reflects how this was just a folkloric myth that the bible writers put in the book)
Is it me, or are all the middle eastern religions ( Christianity, Judaism, islam) scriptures really messed up in a lot of ways.
Wait till you meet scientology
@Randy Bobandy ooh edgy
Not really Islam as far as i know the kill the infidels shtik is a hadit wish can be true if you find it in one of two books (Muslim.bo5ari) and most others are false plus the quran is the law of Islam not man made rules that are self serving anyways please read the book (preferably isn't arabic)before saying the whole religion is barbaric
Yes their are some f up shit allah does like the flood and yes I am an atheist
@@dbyfitness2939 what about 50+ yr old muhammad playing "booty booty" with 9 yr old Ayesha?
Poor girl.. desecrated by that old fart 😢😢
@@jshearar245 yeah that is f up but it was in a different culture at a different time and they say the reason he married her at that young of an age was to protect her from her shitty living situation but that's still f up i agrer
Ok so the moral of this story is uh don't look back i think.
More like... dont look at an angels backdoor cuz its blinding :^)
thats right man! cool guys don't look at explosions, so girls are not allowed either xD
Or maybe it's "Don't live in Sodom".
don't look back, and it does not pay to be drunk.
its dont be gay
Seriously, if that shit was written today, parent groups would start picketing any book store that sells smut like this! Sex, rape, murder and an omnipotent megalomaniac being that kills people like he doesn't give a shit about them but claims to love them.
Seriously, I sure as fuck don't want to be god's shrink.
+0x777 That would be almost as scary as being Samson's shrink! Have you seen TBR's Samson the Barbarion? Hilarious.
GalaxyOfWaffles NEW Still a better love story than Twilight.
lol ikr
he could make a career out of him alone !
+0x777 The Bible is a pretty good read though if you read it as a dark fantasy novel and if you consider Yahweh a villain who is a sadistic megalomaniac who has a superiority complex.
This needs more views. Period. You can't deny the blunt ridiculousness of the writings. No matter how angry it makes you, you gotta admit to yourself... This religion is a joke... I can't be forgiving with religious people anymore. Sure I want everyone to be happy but they're lying to themselves and I no longer think that it's a blessing to be this stupid. Religion is a trend. Every good it may seem to have done for you at some point of your life becomes reversed. It's literally a toxic relationship. How can they live with themselves choosing to lie to themselves their whole life... It saddens me. These people will never truly engage in real life. Never truly have the responsibility of their actions and moralities. Because they have skipped on one of the most important parts of life. Realising the desperation and loneliness of it all. Only then you find true strength in yourself. These people are afraid of their freedom. Okay I vented I'm good.
"Hey.. that's my ear! wait, do it again!" LOL
COM LAG hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahaha
COM LAG trying to make this out of a joke not funny
*RAISES ARMS*
I AM AN ANAL EXPLORER
Like that scene from scary movie
I love that God promise that if he founds one good person, he will spare the city. He finds exactly one person that he thinks is moral, and destroyes the city anyway.
It ends at 10 righteous man. Because, there were no more than 10 righteous man in the city, even though only 1 is righteous, the city was destroyed. except the one righteous man and his daughter.
"I done told that bitch not to look back, didn't I?"-God
Actually, the angel told her that. God = Trump, taking credit for other people's accomplishments. Oh oh, I done got political. Shame on me.
that was funny.
(some) Christians: "Homosexuals are confined to hell!"
Refuter: Look at Lot's daughters.
(some) Christians: "Well, you just don't understand the context!"
watching this i was like Wtf is this shit. then i read the bible and said...wow this actually isn't even a joke
I read the bible and it felt much darker and creepier than the video.
Like, Lot's daughters are basically just 11-13 years old.
And he's kinda like Josef Fritzl, murdering his wife, leading kids into a cave and indoctrinating them with the whole bullshit story.
Conser pov
Never think about age in old literature
Different times different standards of when you are considered an adult
In some non first world countries this still exist First
To frame this better Juliette in Romeo and Juliette is 14 and could marry any man of any age
I know. But I have to point out that no matter how low the age of marriage in biblical times was, Lot's daughters were *much younger than even that* (which is exactly why they weren't married off yet).
Portraying them as grown-ups with big boobs is very misleading.
same for me
Axle Fullbuster
Juliet was 11 not 14
Moral of the story:
Don't look at an explosion, but if you are a male it is perfectly ok to do that!
Can i just go and look at Sodom, please. I know, I was writing lots of rude comments about city on youtube just a one hour ago
That's why action heroes in movies don't look at explosion
It's too bad DM didn't highlight how this is basically a xenophobic origin story. Lot's sons, Ammon and Moab, are the names of Israel's hated neighbors to the east.
So the Bible is saying those nations came from a drunken incest. It even explicitly says they were the fathers of the Ammonites and Moabites, so the Israelites would have had a hearty racist laugh whenever they heard this story.
***** That's true. Nobody knew why exactly inbreeding was bad until Gregor Mendel's work was rediscovered in the 20th century. But the Israelites did still have rules against it, which are laid out in Leviticus. Virtually all societies have a strong taboo against incest, because it helps them survive, even though they don't know why.
City of Amman (Ammon) lives on to this day.
God can't stop people from interacting with the world they live in. When we were introduced to consciousness through the "tree of good and evil" it gave us the knowledge of what it means to be conscious about our actions such as what "Good and Evil" means to each individual. If you had two sons you held from birth and watched them grow and develop personality and one kills the other would you have that son killed for your own sense of justice? would you give him a chance to truly learn himself? Or would you try to make everything perfect? If everything is perfect there is no concept of good and evil. Set laws are the only thing that can make a conscious world perfect yet how long can a world be Orderly before there is a rebellion for freedom from set laws? Without the duality of Good & Evil, Order & Chaos, Connected Spirituality & Free Individual desire, you would have robots walking around without taking any conscious decision about their actions since you have nothing to expect when you already know perfection. Everything would always feel the same and appreciation would not exist since we would live forever . Would you like to live an eternity like that?
What are you even talking about?
@@albertsantiago2069 Except that i m not omnipotent, so your whole argument falls. If i was tho, i would know he was about to kill his own brother and i would have prevented it.
Jesus... is there a single old testament story that doesn’t have either rape, incest or genocide and puts at least one of these horrible things in a good light?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I guess the bit where God was creating the Earth is pretty family friendly. Although that's just one part of a larger story. And one part of that story included the children of the only two humans in existence in a scenario where one murders the other and yet despite both being boys humanity manages to prosper...somehow. Let's not speculate.
All this shows is that even back then, Man was more moral than the Judeo-Christian God. Because it took a man to bargain God down on how to spare the city. Why would God need a human to convince him to show some mercy? Wouldn't he know that Abraham would bargain with him before he did, and just give him the "5" from the start?
yeah
@Galil Of course it does - the question isn't for me, it's for others to consider the possible answers to the question.
It's funny I see a lot of Christians claiming this is 'wrong' and 'blasphemy' but not one willing to offer up an explanation as to why.
stevewondy I loved this! I'm christian and open to learning any way I can. Reading is boring..I need funny cartoons. I love it. Thank you. :)))
The Christians youre thinking of ..would call this mockery bc god is no joke. These things are serious problems in the world today...that need fixed.
@@noomiblumquist2450 I don't think you understand the point of this video. This isn't about modern issues, this is a story that supposedly occurred back then. The contradictions, the fact god thought of a man who would offer his daughters to rapers to save himself was worth saving, or the fact he later committed incest but was still considered the one good guy worth getting out of that depraved city. The fact there are virgins in a depraved city. The fact they think being gay is the worst but literally selling or rather gifting actual people for others to SA is fine... Your God is certainty a joke. It would only take to read the bible to understand, so did I before becoming an atheist.
Reading isn't boring. The Bible is. But if you only took the time to read the book that literally guides your life and way of living and that will literally take thousands and thousands of hours off your life because MAYBE you should check into the most important text in your actual life instead of just watching cartoons or taking for granted whatever the priest tells you at church before asking for your money, which, by the way, Jesus hates according to the new testament. But the priest doesn't tell you about how Jesus got all mad about people asking for money and selling at a sacred place, does he? That's why you need to read especially the book that determines your whole mindset and life in general.
@@julbiot9768 Some atheist knows more of his book than he lmao
When Abraham, the guy willing to murder his own child and owned a sex slave, is the good guy compared to god then there's a huge problem with this supposedly all loving/all good god.
I always thought the story was unfair in some ways. It was also the main arguing point my mom made when discussing homosexuality.
Honestly, I think the story completely loses me when it gets to _all_ of the men in Sodom wanting to rape the angels. It's fantasy, so fine, angels exist, but _every guy in a city wanting to have a mass gang rape of two guys_? That's a bit more than my suspension of disbelief will allow.
Because raping a female child is okay, but not the ass of a male. Got it.
I'm (somewhat) pretty sure old testament angels aren't males. They don't have either genitalia and are androgynous in appearance as far as I know.
Kiwii
They are described as appearing as men in the Bible.
Meanwhile drunk incest rape is a-okay
I wonder when we're gonna start referring to all of this as "Christian Mythology" along with the other dead religions
well...never.
MrGreyjeep Lot may be the best man (debatable, what about the sons-in-law who didn’t want to fuck the angels and didn’t offer up their fiances to be gang raped) in Sodom, but that doesn’t automatically make him a good person.
@@Dracopyre321 hmm
I think this would be called Hebrew mythology. We don't call other myths pagan mythology.
This isnt "christian" bro.
Daughter: He offered us up to be gang raped.
Lot: Yeah I did!
Gets me every time.
Man seriously, your videos helped me to get out of the shackles of religion even though I was a Muslim, please make suvh satire content on Islam, I would love to see such content!
So when the angels were threatened with gang rape, that earned God's wrath; but when Lot offers his daughters to be raped, God saves him and his family...
The Bible's Moral Gymnastics: men raping men (technically angels who are neither male or female, but facts don't matter) is BAD! (But raping women, well... at least its heterosexual! So, it's GOOD!... I guess???).
...yeah, the HOLY Bible, ladies and gentlemen.
Andrew Rendon Lot knew that UnNatural sex is an abomination before God, even the demons of hell find it revolting to witness, Lot was choosing a lesser evil was all. Moses gave the jews the ability to Divorce their wives because He know God di not sanction any divorce, but as Jesus explained it was to avoid a man killing the wife he would divorce if needed, that Moses made the Mosiac Law permit divorce. Jesus clarified this and told His followers that Divorce is always a sin, and any who marry a divorced person commit and are Guilty of the Mortal Sin of Adultery.
Your post only demonstrates your ignorance of the Bible, and how to read what its tells you.
NaYawkr So... the Bible is full of contradictions. Your God is the antithesis of evil but he would accept "lesser" evils. Um... I thought sin was just sin. Choosing a "lesser" evil is still choosing evil. God saved a man willing to facilitate a heinous act. God of the Hypocrites, that is your god.
Andrew Rendon Only those without the grace of God think those things. It is how you get to hell that allows you to make such ignorant statements.
NaYawkr Wow, almost seems as if you take sadistic pleasure that I will go to this "hell"... creepy.
Andrew Rendon God takes no pleasure in you going to hell, but if you make that choice He honors your free will. I warn you of the abyss you are heading for, and from which there is no escape. A wise man would seek while he still can, the goodness and mercy of God. It is creepy to watch people who seem determined to spend eternity in unrelenting torment, justify their destruction.
Sodom= Sodomy
Gomorrah=Gonorrhea
I can't be the only one who thought of this
I thought of it so many times!
Sodomy did come from that but Gonorrhea is very different from Gomorrah.
Actually, early 16th century: via late Latin from Greek gonorrhoia, from gonos ‘semen’ + rhoia flux (disease.)
Rachel , what age are you ? Three ?
Age is just a number to a real man.
I have been in Bible study sessions and such where these passages are read, and nobody even bats an eye about the daughters being offered for gang rape, nor was that particular part discussed in any way. It's like they just pretended that it was just a small, inconsequential thing that's not even worth mentioning.
As an "apologist's advocate" I could come up with a rationalization: The situation was so scary and dangerous, with an angry mob outside the house kicking the door and ready to do anything, including burning the house down, that Lot panicked, did not think straight, and did the first stupid thing that came to his confused mind in that situation, and it was to try to appease the angry mob by offering his daughters in order to save the dignity of his guests. He might have only later realized how immensely stupid that was.
I'm sure many Christians who struggle with this particular passage would buy that. The problem is, however, that the event is not framed like that in the narrative. If it were, there would be mentions of Lot panicking, him regretting his offering later, and some kind of reminder that what he tried to do was wrong. However, it's not framed like that at all. Instead, it's framed in such a manner that what Lot did was the right thing (or, at the very least, not wrong.)
There's actually a different part of the Bible where a very similar situation happens and a man offers his own wife to be gang-raped, and this time she is raped and killed. The story only goes downhill from there. (Yes, this is really there. Look it up.)
"and nobody even bats an eye about the daughters being offered for gang rape"
Why do you think that the GOP / TP has no problem with rape??
The relevant point is that women in those times were property. They were GIVEN in marriage ( often against their will and at ridiculously young ages ). Lot's guests had MUCH higher status as MEN and Lot had hospitality obligations towards them.
Spartacus Funny thing. The Hebrew word that means "husband" בעל also means "owner." I'm sure it was no coincidence.
Spartacus
You are right. And this in no way means it wasn't wrong.
I think it's wrong to think of any human being as property, but that's just my modern point of view.
This is why I don't understand how anyone could argue for objective morality.
Judges 19, the story of the man who offers his wife to be gang raped
“Jeffery, what’s 50-5?”
I’m done 😂😂😂
in my catholic elementary school we had mandatory confession once a year, and our teachers made us bring bibles to read while we waited for our turn. i remember randomly flipping through the pages out of boredom and stumbling upon this story. and judging by this video, it's just as fucked up as i remember -_-
I just imagine this story being told in front of a modern judge.
"I swear, your honor, I'm innocent. My daughters got me drunk and raped me in my sleep. That whole charge that I molested my daughters is just ridiculous."
That would totally fly in the Muslim Middle-East. I heard a story where an 8 year-old girl was sexually assaulted by an older man and, since she couldn't prove the sex was not consensual, he walked. Fuck Islam.
Judge: Hmm, that's quite understandable. Still, we have on record that you offered up your Daughters to be Gangraped by a mob of homosexuals! Do you have an explanation for that?
Jabroski Lmao you act as if it says that specifically in the Quran. If those people are fucked, they’re fucked. The religion has nothing to do with the decision of whoever decided the guy is innocent. Fuck you.
@@danielramsey6141 yes it was a different context in a different culture or something... god, could you help me out here with all these sinners daring to say i did something wrong just because i nearly allowed my daughters to be raped to death?
@@ShastraDuganBut how dare they infringe on my free will to effectively sell out my own daughters to appease the horny mob to save my own skin (and some angels that could’ve stopped it anyway)
The bible is so moral.
this story is inmoral
Nope. All of it is fucked up!
Sarcasm
Do you know what's wild? It's how crazy these stories sound until I fact check it from the Bible then become even more mind blown how accurate these videos are. Have I been living in a lie this entire time???????
the bible has no clue about human sexuality and it shows throughout
Give some specific examples?
@@charmander777 You read the bible m8?
@@Zorax2144 so you can't give me examples. That's why you're asking another question
@@charmander777 I'm not who you're talking to man, i was just asking if you read it. doesn't look like he's going to answer you though, big shame
@@Zorax2144 so you can't give examples? Fyi I'm a theology student. I betcha 99% of the people who thumbs this video never actually studied the Bible. Casually reading a verse here or there while you're sitting on the toilet is pretty much 99% people consider as reading the Bible lol. It's ridiculous. You imbeciles do realize that Jewish people grow up reading the Old testament right. Have u wondered why they control so much wealth and they're so damn smart? It's because they follow teachings found in the old testament. Ok let's say the stuff in the Bible is 99% garbage. There's 99% chance there's no hell. Ok. But u follow the Bible and live a good life like not screwing your business partner. What have you got to lose??? If you're wrong though..that 1% chance you're wrong..you're fcked eternally
This is their father, "Lot", the only righteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah...
And this is their grandfather, "Lot", the only righteous man in Sodom and Gomorrah XD
In Lot's defence he was raped sooooooooo..
+Harry Swinchin In the defense of the guy who didn't mind if his daughters would get gang raped...
Also he got drunk, that's hardly an excuse.
+Harry Swinchin ....NAWWW..HE WAS LYINGTHERE PRETENDING TO HAVE PASSED OUT while secretle enjoying the veil ......he did it
+SultenZone The only part that confused me was how did Abraham forget who Lot was? Lot is Abraham's nephew so why would he need to be introduced?
VicSidenko That's a good point. Well.. I guess we can say, at least if worked for the punchline.
god wanted them not to look back because bad asses don't look at explosions
and to the ending if were all from adam and eve were all brothers and sisters kind of creepy yup book might need some tweaking XD
Ah, the story of Lot - inspiration for a million "it wasn't my fault, I was drunk at the time - you can't hold me responsible" excuses.
Yep
if we believe that god is omniscient and omnipotent, he knows beforehand this will happen... why the hell did he still created mankind..he must be a sadist..
***** Massive troll
MagnificentXXBastard Not a troll of any size. Merely offering a logical opinion. Last time I looked, this was legal, and did not warrant personal insults, least of all from Christians.
Yet according to the bible-bashers, God is real, and if so He would not get bored!!
God can't stop people from interacting with the world they live in. When we were introduced to consciousness through the "tree of good and evil" it gave us the knowledge of what it means to be conscious about our actions, such as what "Good and Evil" means to each individual. If you had two sons you held from birth, you watched them grow and develop their personality then one kills the other would you have that son killed for your own sense of justice? would you give him a chance to truly learn himself? Or would you try to make everything perfect? If everything is perfect there is no concept of good and evil. Set laws are the only thing that can make a conscious world perfect yet how long can a world be Orderly before there is a rebellion for freedom from set laws? Without the duality of Good & Evil, Order & Chaos, Connected Spirituality & Free Individual desire, you would have robots walking around without taking any conscious decision about their actions since you have nothing to expect when you already know perfection. Everything would always feel the same and appreciation would not exist since we would live forever . Would you like to live an eternity like that?
SUPERNATURAL MAN
Bullshit. If Yahweh existed and was omniscient/omnipotent free will wouldn't be a thing. It already isn't-- it's an illusion per se. The brain processes the decisions we make moments before we realize we _have_ made a decision. Ergo, it isn't really "free will".
Get offended all you want Christians, this is what was actually understood from the story of Lot
from a perverted mind and heart, yes, that's the way you understand it!
Alex dude do you watch these videos. Open your mind to the true meaning. God wrote disgusting shit in his Bible with disgusting morals. Are you going to deny that Lot didn't offer his daughters to be gang raped. I feel like smashing the brainwashing out of you. But I guess it would happen when humans start living on Mars.
Emperor Of The Scrubs by you and a few others here for a laugh
Alex Suciu Exactly. Perverted. Im not having children bc the world is backwards
Noomi Blumquist well based on this comment, your probably not Christian.
You know it's sad when . . . you don't even need to alter the story to make it comedy. When I read stories like this, I am baffled that people in 2014 actually believe this happened. For all that our society has advanced, we are truly still in the dark ages. I hope I am alive when people realize how utterly ridiculous this stuff is and mankind can finally start working on the real problems we face.
Then i hope the rate of advancement in medicine increases because i don't think that can happen in a human's lifespan.
"Start with angel sex and then just morph out from there" totally killed me 😅
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
@@silasr20I think it’s clear God’s the one who had something to learn from this story
2:25 "did you honestly think the original Jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?" xD
Damn, the more I think about it, having a child read this SICK SHIT should be considered abuse. Unfuckenbelievable!
+Ben Kim . . . Yes, I see why that mistaken idea would upset you. You see child abuse as NAMBLA's job.
+Nasafiyel Paige When I was 9, Holy Trinity made me buy a bible at an exorbitant price ($84). I said "I'm reading THIS!" Never give me something you don't want me to read. I WILL read it. I went from being a catholic to an atheist in the first part of Genesis. This is why Christians worship the bible, but never read it. That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Read the Bible NON of this is there this spiritual WARFARE many are decieved
used to be christian, until i read the bible.
chrisspray666 oh got Facebook when was it!
chrisspray666 the truth isn't easy to accept. Doing whatever the fuck you want is easy ...it'll get ya
Same. I left when I was ten years old. How old were you?
Star W4rz i left ...went insane....and got back on with jc and god...i cant do life without the love
Noomi Blumquist I was asking chrisspray666
Make some videos on Qur'an man I'd really love to watch it
Rahim Shaikh check his channel. He’s got some not-mohammed videos
@maxx mabemwe I've seen some Ex-Muslims in the comment section so even though most muslims are over sensitive it would be a good vid
Toogaytolift the like to dislike ratio would be so off
😂 right? Would really love to see Mohammed ride a pegasus to heaven 😂
His house would get firebombed 😂😂😂
I suffer from depression but this shit got me laughing.
eliteknowledge
Laughter heals.
That's great! I actually watched loads of these about three years back when I was depressed! Guess it just gets you thinking about life, religion and all that stuff.
eliteknowledge You can claim Darkmatter2525 is the son of god because he healed your depression.
LOL works better then faith healing. Also my name is also Devin :)
Haha interesting to know :)
Um... if you think the Bible is a bunch of stories that portray righteous people doing righteous acts, you need to actually READ IT!!!!!!
Not my point at all.
What I said was, if you think the Bible is a collection of morality lessons, you haven't read it. It portrays people - sinners - in an unapologetically factual manner. What kind of stupid "man-made" religion goes around giving out books that tell all about how their "founding fathers" were a bunch of philandering, hypocritical, scheming, bribing, murderous, idolaters? As for your question, please understand one thing. We're talking about a people group some 3400 years ago that wandered the Negev Desert (one of the most inhospitable climates on earth) for FORTY years, and then were able to very deliberately march into Canaan and DECIMATE the indigenous populace living in fortified cities. Do you suppose the two sides were armed equally? Where might an essentially nomadic culture produce a foundry? Perhaps they borrowed one! No, it was stone age vs. bronze at first. And, yes, "Moses" did order the slaughter of men, women, children, cattle, sheep, donkeys, you-name-it, not on the basis that they were "worshiping a different god", but that they were performing absolutely detestable rituals *in the name of* those gods. Look up Molech, and how that mother-effer was worshiped. Or the "cremation of care" ceremony. So my answer is, it was not Moses who gave the order, but God. Because as soon as the fledgling nation got half a chance to join in the pagan fun (and we're talking a sex and fertility cult, so it was fun!), they did. These were not spiritual giants, but flesh-and-blood men and women, subject to weakness and temptation. But as long as they remained faithful to God, they kicked ass and took names.
But does your question have more to do with the disparity between the Bible and the Constitution? As in, how can a "Christian" nation condone the worship of other gods? I don't know. I do know that this has never been a "Christian" nation, despite what the religious Right says, and that the parallels that they draw between Israel and America, and the co-opting of the ancient land-based Covenant promises of Israel by American Evangelicals, is wrong. Make no mistake: America was created by men, for one purpose and with one goal in mind - PROFIT. Don't believe the George Washington "cherry tree" stories. Was the Providence of God at work? Most definitely. But for what purpose? His, not ours. Our prosperity is based on derivatives and leveraging, i.e., credit. When our chicken come home to roost, we'll have exactly nowhere to run.
Well, this video depicts what's written in Genesis pretty well, it doesn't try to say that all these people are moral. I don't quite understand what you take issue with.
But is God not supposed to be the perfectly moral being? If so, why does he do all those blatantly immoral things all the time?
God is perfectly"moral", as you put it. What "blatantly immoral" things are you referring to?
killing innocent people?
seban678 Right. Define "innocent".
Well it's no wonder rape is never mentioned in the Bible as a bad thing.. The writes clearly thought the opposite. Can anyone explain to me how exactly this book is supposed to be a good moral compass again?
This coming from a conservative Christian. Those who interpret the scriptures fundamentally believe all of that is true. I interpret the bible contextually. Who believe in the bible contextually generally believe in evolution and reject a significant portion of the old testament since some stories have been disproven by science. Jesus in the new testament is more of how the bible is a moral compass.
+Peter God is supposed to be mysterious. That means, god doesn't give a crap. As long as it's the Jews, god seems to approve of everything they do except it they don't lick his ass quite properly. Then he kills butt loads of them. LOL
+Patrick Cunningham (Patrick5568) "Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill." Matthew 5:17. This alone proves that the OT is relevant to christianity. Too many christians like you defending their religion by cherry picking pretty and feel-good verses especially from the NT and disregarding OT verses when proven wrong or unacceptable, too make their religion seem more moral and acceptable. Little do people like you realise that you're following secularism instead of christianity, fortunately.
+Marilyn Newman actually, God is mysterious until something good happens. Then he's responsible for the good thing.
If God is omnipresent then why does he need angels?
he's bored alone..he needs creatures to entertain him
he's narcissistic and needs more beings to worship him
Why does "he" even need a gender, or pronouns? After all they are omnipresent, can just create or destroy life, anything they want at will.
“Could you please pass some of your mother?" :)
I died laughing when God copied Jeffrey. DarkMatter2525 you are awesome!
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
I learned more from this than I ever did growing up going to "sunday school" and church.
as a Christian it's surprising that this is more accurate than most Hollywood spiritual movies 😭😭😭😭
LoL
Your God is bananas
@@licioussamuels it is what it is lol
You know, the last city I was fleeing because Yahweh was hailing down fire? You know, with my hot preteen virgin daughters? (Well, maybe 13 tops...)
The FIRST thing I instructed them to grab out the house was the wine.
After all...
... you...
... need wine.
Right?
Who's with me?
Makes complete since. Gotta forget somehow.
God, I love these videos.
.AFTER DEATH...WHAT???
You know we’re just passing through this world to get
to The next, whether it be Heaven or Hell.
Most people do not want to know this
BUT IT’S TRUE. Like it or not, there is a HELL!
And “YOU” make the choice.
You may think to yourself:
I’ve never hurt anyone.
I am no different than anyone else.
I do good things for people.
Heaven and Hell are on Earth.
“Nice try!” I’ve heard them all!
But the bible says “THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO
GET TO HEAVEN!
But there are many ways that lead to HELL!
and You can try to say that no one ever warned you about Hell, BUT YOU HAVE JUST
BEEN WARNED
WHEN YOU READ THIS AND NOW YOU ARE
HELD ACCOUNTABLE.
Now it’s too late to act dumb.
You will be held responsible for
being warned about Hell !!
WE ARE ALL SINNERS….sin is anything that
separates us from God. The bible tells us that any form
of idolatry, witchcraft, murder or murderous thoughts,
stealing, lying, adultery (sex outside of marriage), same
sex marriage, hatred, unforgiveness, etc…. are all sin.
God has seen every sin we have ever committed.
You Must accept Jesus Christ for your sins or
HELL!!
I know you may not like it, but it’s true.
You ask yourself, “How do I stay out of Hell?
Admit that you are a sinner because we all are.
Be willing to turn from sin and REPENT.
Believe that Jesus Christ died for our sins and
rose from the dead as the ONLY atonement.
He took your punishment for your sins.
Through prayer invite Jesus Christ into your
life ....Please don’t go to Hell. You won’t like it. You can’t just try it for a weekend...ITS FOREVER!
You are not promised another day on Earth.
And it’s up to you which one you’ll choose. I tell
you this not because it’s my law, but because it’s
God’s law Sorry there’s no sugar coating this!
“But” the truth will set you free.
I’m not asking you to go to my church or give me one
thin dime, I’m just asking you to turn to .. GOD..
"They didn't buy it"
I loved that part :D
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
A long time ago, that was my literal realization. Can you imagine people believing in this bs? What a mess this world is.
the Bible at times is literally a story of people being more moral than God
The second part of Lot's story - that the daughters seduced their dad - that's the classic sexual predator/pedophile defense... "But officer! That little 3-year-old SEDUCED me!! I couldn't help myself!!"
I actually never thought of that, but you're right.
Omni-benevolence, omnipresence, and omniscience are impossible together.
nice story...
ALTERNATE ZER0 It's true. How can you be everywhere, see all the horrors and do nothing. God's there watching every rape, every murder,every theft, every bully, every arson, every assault, etc.. Yet fails to do anything, that's not omni-benevolence.
- OdysseuS - i know its true, but that won't stop them blind believers
ALTERNATE ZER0 Either way, god knows everything that's happening, but doesn't care. Or he can help, but doesn't know everything.
No, it will not, unfortunately.
- OdysseuS - honestly, if he exist, he's just watching and doesn't care or somethin, honestly that whole plan thing argument they use isn't really a good reason
2400 people deny the fact that this is an accurate representation of what the Bible says...because they never actually read it.
when I was like 11 12 I heard this story I flipped my shit and told everyone. I talked to some of the adults and they said well you need to take the Bible with a grain of salt that's when I realized how bull shit the storys in the Bible are and soon after found all the other bs storys and by 13 I was 100℅ done with the fucking Bible but I didn't know about being an atheist until I heard my science teacher talking about it then in the middle of class I was thinking oh so that's what I am
Eric Burkheimer I didn't even realize looool
Haha no one gives a shit
haha *sharp
arctic cockatiel basically it was the same for me. the bible is a fucking joke xD
East West -- what the hell does that mean? They "approve" of it?
God was no match for the original jew bargaining
One correction though; alcohol actually causes erectile dysfunction by preventing penile vasodilation. Vasodilation *is* how penises get hard due to blood filling the corpus cavernosum. In conclusion, correct conclusion, but opposite reasoning. Doesn’t change how ridiculous this whole story is though.
Lost in translation was that the wine was for the slutty daughters and not dad.
The person who wrote this script deserves to be globally recognized 🙌
So, god? Haha. Everything from this video, is bible accurate 🫠
I love it when logic and reason are applied to the "word of god".
Religious people know this too. Martin Luther, leader of the protestant church, said:
“Reason is a whore, the greatest enemy that faith has; it never comes to the aid of spiritual things, but more frequently than not struggles against the divine Word, treating with contempt all that emanates from God.”
johnflux1 ....
SSSSoooooooo you're saying God wants us to be stone age idiots, because with reason we can see what he is up too?
Note: I am TERRIBLE with internet sarcasm, so if that is what your comment was, nuke mine from orbit.
When applied my friend, it leaves the book with neither. All the best.
Brandon Bricker I'm an atheist. Martin Luther was being totally serious, and he's my favourite theist because of all of these "wonderful" quotes that show how silly religion is.
It's funny because people actually believe this happened.
Because it did.
+Zach Johnson You just proved his point, lol.
+Zach Johnson People are desperate to believe in anything, so sad.
+Zach Johnson Fuck off.
Connor Snowberger
There are no contradictions in the bible
Explain that
Ugghhhh. That story scarred me when I read it. Christians are always going on about depravity and a loss of morals or whatever, but there is nothing that thoroughly disgusted me on the level that half the shit in Genesis did, and this story in particular.
The “Pack yo shitt” had me dying 😂😂😂😂
Dude I was just sitting here and it took me one minute and thirty-nine seconds until I said out loud "...Is that Hugo?!"
Oh and Jake's in it too. I've been watching the shit out if them lately.
Bible Reloaded (and their Quaran Reloaded) is flippin awesome.
I did the same goddamn thing, when I realized it I nearly shat myself. I then scrolled to the info and I was like no shit.
"Just cut to the f*cking chase already!"
LMFAO , I love jeff
6:18 worst thing to say to a couple of dudes in sodom.
"Did you really think the original jew wouldn't drive a hard bargain?"
That literally hurt me from laughing
it’s hard to understand why God would allow these two terrible incidents to occur. We are told in 1 Corinthians 10:11 that the record of the Old Testament is meant as an “example” to us. In other words, God gives us the whole truth about biblical characters, their sin, their failures, their victories and good deeds, and we are to learn from their example, what to do and what not to do. In fact, this is one of the ways God teaches us what we need to know in order to make good choices as believers. We can learn the easy way by knowing and obeying God’s Word, we can learn the hard way by suffering the consequences of our mistakes, or we can learn by watching others and “taking heed” from their experiences.
Action, drama, romance, family values...aah, thank you DarkMatter2525 for this good, moral lesson.
Jesus will come with clouds of fire.
Flying Spaghetti Monster will come with a side of garlic bread.
Choose your messiah wisely.
Mmmm... Garlic bread.
Soul Jazz I know, right?
Don't forget the beer volcano! Ramen.
bee nasty Blasphemer! FSM should be worshiped with a dry red wine. Not too oaky.
Docktor Jim
Touche. A nice red wine would be perfect with his holiness.
"Daddy tried to have us gang raped", "Haha, yeah I did!"
That seriously broke me up!
Lot definitely deserves the Father Of The Year Award.
"Did you really think, THE original jew wouldn't know how to drive a hard bargain?" Priceless!!
Literally.
I never understood why Lott's wife turned into salt when she looked back. Why salt? What's the correlation between NaCl and looking at a city going up in flames?
Longing for the past will make you forget to live in the present and compromise your future; all because table salt is a good preservative and illustrates the idea very well. Also, that pillar of salt couldn't have lasted long (unlike a pillar of stone) because of the rain - so the purpose was clear:absolute wiping out of her very existence.
Scientifically speaking, there is no correlation (I think).
soupflood it's always so convenient for you to twist the bible to fit what you wanna believe huh?
fj14
yes, yes it is!
soupflood you see? That's the big rift between Muslims and Christians, Muslims don't bend their preachings, Christians like you do all the time. That is why Christians are the biggest hypocrites on the earth and we have more videos like these addressing Christians.
fj14
Don't insult me, I'm not a xtian.
Christians are told over and over and over again that the bible is the word of god--by people they trust. Perhaps they were brought up in a christian home, so from their earliest moments heard, "God is good" and "the Bible is the true word of God" from parents, pastors, youth ministers, church camp counselors, elders, deacons, and fellow church members. Or perhaps they were down and out and a Christian reached out to them during their time of need and made them feel wanted, offering them forgiveness in an unforgiving world. So they left drugs or alcohol or a life of crime or whatever situation was bringing them down and entered into a loving and supportive community. So why wouldn't they trust the people that helped them when they say, "God is good" and "the Bible is the true word of God." This indoctrination goes way deep into the believer, deeper and more firmly rooted than logic or reason. Thus, the Christian has lost the ability to step outside themselves and think objectively about stories such as Sodom and Gomorrah. After all, they've already been "saved," so they are already on the "right" side. Any effort to point out the atrocities and cruel behavior by the god of the bible is wasted since Christians are so indoctrinated by the "God is good" belief, so obviously "God" did the right thing. I mean, he is god, so it's got to be right, and we just can't understand his mysterious ways--or so the argument goes. Finally, it seems that the whole "Jesus dying for our sins" argument overrules any objection to cruelties in the old testament--in the Christian's mind.
Unfortunately, very few Christians will then be able to comprehend the obvious atrocities that the unbeliever so easily sees. I know; I used to be a born-again Christian.
orrrr maybe they believe it's the word of God because they've actually experienced its power in their lives and began a relationship with Jeus Christ? not because they were "brainwashed at a young age." Just a thought. Also, if you're gonna make such a biased statement, why not direct it at all religions? Why just Christianity?
Chickylala, let me ask you this: Why do people convert to Islam or Buddhism or Jainism or any other religion? Perhaps they've seen its power work in their lives. Perhaps they have even established a relationship with their creator.
Also, why do most people follow or convert to the dominant religion in their culture?
What do you make of a person who from childhood has heard over and over again, "God is good," The Bible (or Qu'ran or whatever holy book) is the Word of God. Don't you think these would have at least some biasing effect? How do you think a person who did not grow up hearing these things would react to the claims of Christianity (or Islam or whatever religion is being presented to them)?
And as for discussing Christians, well, I grew up in a conservative Christian household and accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior at the age of 8. Rather than being biased, I spoke from my personal experience. Hmm, and what is biased about my statement--other than your belief that I am singling out Christians? Your personal experience does not address the issues I brought up; don't you think that repetition of doctrine from trusted authorities from an early age has at least some effect on the outcome of a persons's belief?
Chickylala and just to add, regardless of however biased you might think my statement is, what do YOU think of the claims of this and other videos that your God is barbaric and immoral? What is YOUR understanding of the story of Sodom and Gomorrah--especially in regard to the behavior of Lot and his daughters?
Jodi Zee Jesus who is God, who never lies, said that the devil, satan, the evilone is the ruler of this world, and the father of all lies. You and many others have accepted the lies. People convert to false religions, heresy, Protestantism etc. because the father of lies is smart and cunning , he sees to it that enough truth is mixed with the lies that will cost people their souls, so they swallow the evil. Without God's grace and protection, each person is powerless to resist, you happen to be just one such person. I do pity you.
Christ founded only 1 church. FACT !
There are about 40,000 'protestant churches' that never existed until about 500 years ago, and each and every one was founded by men and women, NOT Jesus Christ. Jesus did pray to His Heavenly Father we who trust in Him be one, as He and the Father are one, and so there is still one, holy, catholic and apostolic church, not 40,000 heretic started churches. 1 versus 40,000 ? Satan tears apart, God unites. You belonged to the heretics, try the one true church next time. Jesus promised that the gates of hell will not prevail against it.
NaYawkr, I tire of your unsupported assertions. Enough of this. I am happy to be a heretic.
Lot displays poor judgment again when he abandons the town of Zoar, where he and his daughters have taken refuge. Fearing that it will be destroyed-despite the angels’ assurances that it would be spared on his account-he takes his two daughters to live alone in a cave in the hills. Isolated in the cave with their father, the daughters mistakenly conclude that they are the last people left alive on the earth. If Lot knows that only a few cities were destroyed and that soon the family can go out and find a new place to settle, he surprisingly fails to share this information with his daughters.
Lot has little faith for a righteous man.
@@JohanKylander I keep a copy of the bible in my bathroom. So when I am done taking a shit I can wipe my ass !
'Did you think that the original Jew wouldn't be able to drive a hard bargain?'
'Point taken'
Priceless
I do have to admit, growing up as a twelve year old boy in Catholic school, turning Lot's wife into a pillar of salt seemed.......so damned random to me. Like. WTF was that about anyway?
when I was a Christain, I was too brainwashed to question any of it, even the details... but now... yeah, it is kinda random now that you mention it, and God is omnipotent, so he KNEW it would happen
actually salt was a rare commodity in the ancient world. in this regard it was not just random. in several cultures at the time salt was considered a holy commodity as well.
*****
Heh, well, now that you put it that way, I suppose that makes some sense. But if you think about it, it's still kinda random. I mean, imagine this scenario:
You and your wife are in Las Vegas, and God decides to destroy it, but allows you to escape. Your wife looks back, and is turned into a pile of diamonds.
Mike Morrison
i get what you are saying just , saying its not totally random. turning her into a pilar of salt was liek a "clear sign" that god did it. salt being the rare commodity it was back then is also why the superstition of tossing salt over your left shoulder when you spil it it. the idea was that salt was so rare only the devil would cause some one to spill it , so you toss salt over your left shoulder to ward him off. sounds rediculous to modern people especially in light fo teh fact that salt is actually one of the most common minerals on the planet ancient man didn't know this though.
*****
All-powerful god can't come up with a way to get salt other than turning some bitch into salt, and the fact that he's supposedly all-knowing means he knew she would turn around, and he still turned her into salt. Legit.
Does anyone else's audio in the video repeat after like 15 seconds? Been happening on every video for me.
no but the god figure has ego if thats what you mean
Yep. When I go full screen. Video freezes for a few
seconds and repeats a bit of audio on most vids.
I've noticed that as well. I thought it was me being sausage-fingered. Its been happening on a few vids
hoff54a
That was happening to me for a while, last week or something. No idea what caused, nor what fixed it.
YES OH MY GOD YES
I love how the angels are actually good guys just doing their job.
Do I laugh or cry? The fact that this is the most accurate retelling of the original story I have heard (and I have been raised with this junk!)...