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  • @DarkMatter2525
    @DarkMatter2525  7 ปีที่แล้ว +1015

    Hey, everyone, here's a link to that collab I did with Logicked. If his sub count doesn't increase dramatically, it will reflect poorly on me, which is highly unnatural since my reflection is usually quite good looking: th-cam.com/video/Mryer2JwlvE/w-d-xo.html

    • @virnalinebrida-sunga7748
      @virnalinebrida-sunga7748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      anakan mo ako

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm pretty sure that 99% of your audience is already subscribed to Logicked... ;-)

    • @devintheone7534
      @devintheone7534 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Do I have to click the bell button. Pressing more than one button confuses me.

    • @Greenbd100
      @Greenbd100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DarkMatter2525 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Greenbd100
      @Greenbd100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DarkMatter2525 you sir, have earned one sub....having only one sub to give, I giveth thee

  • @keifla12
    @keifla12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

    Don’t you find it funny that they call people who get hand outs as low lives but yet the church begs for money from those same people.

    • @verng8864
      @verng8864 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      And then the Church pays nothing in taxes on their handouts

    • @john-ic5pz
      @john-ic5pz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      🤯 🤣 I never thought of that. ty

    • @sheilastutz6436
      @sheilastutz6436 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You got that right, and they treat unfortunate women like whores!

    • @thatfatman6978
      @thatfatman6978 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      The most wealthy people in the USA rely on the government to subsidize their workers food and health care.

    • @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw
      @AndriyValdensius-wi8gw 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It all depends on who is doing the begging.

  • @froztbytes
    @froztbytes 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2142

    god is the alpha and the omega
    *and jesus is the beta*
    *dies laughing

    • @fredrickgoodwill285
      @fredrickgoodwill285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      FroztByte Gamer Why is jesus brown in this video?

    • @SpectreAce5
      @SpectreAce5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Fredrick Goodwill he was born in the middle East he wasn't white

    • @fredrickgoodwill285
      @fredrickgoodwill285 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ace Mantis The bible is a work of fiction. Thus all its characters are also fictional. We can assume that jesus was not a brown character due to the only depictions of the character as white by white societies. Although all abrahamic mythologies including christianity are destructive Jewish ploys, jesus is a white character in the novel of the bible.

    • @SpectreAce5
      @SpectreAce5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Fredrick Goodwill I'm the Bible it describes him that his feet were like burnt brass and his hair like a sheep's wool sheep wool is closer to black people's hair

    • @lilithpierce5359
      @lilithpierce5359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      no, that isnt debated we know factually he lived and died, the argument is if he rose from the dead.

  • @tubian323
    @tubian323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    I've thought for a long time that if conservative Christians met the historical Jesus( if he really lived) a lot of them would hate him.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      He is their worst enemy- not only is he middle eastern but he's also a socialist and gives away free health care 😅

    • @marshbowicorn
      @marshbowicorn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jesus was a real person, if he was the prophet/person he was in the Bible however is what’s debatable

    • @Ponera-Sama
      @Ponera-Sama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@PraiseTheFSMonster and a Jew

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You say that butits just an assumption base on Your own prejuices.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@PraiseTheFSMonster - Except They aren;t all Racist against Middle Easterners and Jesus was not a Socialist...

  • @PaleGhost69
    @PaleGhost69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2518

    Yet another, perfect example of the "Read your damn holy book" argument.

    • @cavv0667
      @cavv0667 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Yeah, but only the parts that your particular sect of christianity accepts ... all that other stuff just ignore.

    • @JordanBeagle
      @JordanBeagle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      PaleGhost69 Yeah, lol

    • @kimsland999
      @kimsland999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      +cavv0667
      Yesterday I was debating with a Christian about the sexist verse of women are not allowed to speak and must be silent (This after his verse quote of Jesus is love nonsense).
      He replied and said, OUR church does not accept that verse we feel all people are Gods children and can be saved etc etc etc.
      I said, What? You don't even agree with your own bible verses? So I suppose you also don't agree with spilling blood on the homosexual and his partner either?
      He didn't reply as yet!
      If they don't even agree with their own bible verses, then how can they even say they are Christians? Their delusions sometimes frustrates me so much.
      1/2 of them believe in Genesis, the other 1/2 don't!
      Most don't agree with any of the 1st testament, and as I always say, So are you calling your Jesus a liar when he said to uphold the old laws? Plus if you don't agree with the 10 commandments why does your own church advertise them????
      Be a Christian, be a hypocrite!

    • @Horvath_Gabor
      @Horvath_Gabor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I work at an old folks' home in Hungary. We are not a particularly religious nation (40 years of communism kinda hampered the church a little), so I never really understood the religious fervor of the average US christian and how frustrating it must be to be an atheist over there.
      However, due to old people being more religious around here, I actually had to help organize events with the regional preacher present and giving his blessings et all, and holy shit, there were times I really had to avoid the guy because I was afraid I would not be able to stop myself from facepalming in public.
      The most recent one during our early Christmas event was especially egregious, as the entire half an hour long speech was about how Jesus was all about the family, that the family was the most important thing in the world, and that since Jesus said so, modern times are so horrible because families are being torn apart by ideologies.
      So yeah, what can you expect from the average bible-thumper when the people whose job is supposed to be to convey the "message of the Bible", didn't read their holy book? I mean, Luke 14:26 anyone? Hello?

    • @kimsland999
      @kimsland999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes I'm glad you quoted that Jesus exact quote verse, about how jesus himself said from his own mouth: “If anyone comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters-yes, even their own life-such a person cannot be my disciple."
      WHAT AN ASSHOLE.
      But, I should let you know what my daughter was told by her Professor in Uni (she is doing Psychology).
      Her whole class was informed that if your client is religious you cannot say they are wrong or contradictory even if their verses confirm the contradictions! You must help them in a way that does not go against their own religious beliefs.
      And THIS is just another reason why even a small amount of Christian belief poison can actually effect the support you receive.
      They need to curb their support to not infringe on the client's religious beliefs (unless of course its critical or illegal obviously).
      Therefore their support is limited and likely not fully comprehensive. These Christians are hurting themselves. Maybe one day doctors will be told not to operate a certain way on religious people! Its absolutely horrendous. Plus this method extends to the children who are dependents on the religious nuts.
      Thus religious belief is confirmed as disadvantageous to any believer even when science is involved to try to support them!

  • @diptarkadas5193
    @diptarkadas5193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    "It is extremely difficult for rich to enter the kingdom of heaven", where are those prosperity gospel preachers at?

    • @silverwolf2676
      @silverwolf2676 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      They can't hear this in their private planes.

    • @a1mi551
      @a1mi551 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Not in heaven

    • @Jimstar7616
      @Jimstar7616 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I’m Christian and I don’t believe they are headed to heaven

  • @SilentForceX
    @SilentForceX 7 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Was this video made in hell? Cause those were some insane burns.

    • @FKAAYA
      @FKAAYA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Are you in hell? Cause that was a fire comment

    • @TheTeufelhunden68
      @TheTeufelhunden68 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Jesus Christ Herpes is sore and itchy. The clap. Now that burs... so I've heard.

    • @33s60
      @33s60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jesus is the beta🤣🤣

    • @Generic_Gaming_Channel
      @Generic_Gaming_Channel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _thou art quite the roosterblocker_

  • @mug9591
    @mug9591 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1225

    “Thou art quite the roosterblocker.” Lol good one.

    • @raelonewolf
      @raelonewolf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I also liked the public prayer with "tags of hash".

    • @darkenergy8318
      @darkenergy8318 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      DM2525 is the master of sexual metaphors .

  • @hamo1701
    @hamo1701 7 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    I laughed so fucking hard when that guy spun around like that.

    • @BaeYeou
      @BaeYeou 7 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      *"oooooOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOHHHHHHhhhhHHHH"*

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jon hammond best part sides him begging at the end

    • @OceanRedux
      @OceanRedux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Me too. He broke his fuckin' back.

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #YesYes #Ytmnd

    • @CassandraPantaristi
      @CassandraPantaristi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "Get a job, freeloader!"

  • @edricaldones9639
    @edricaldones9639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Conservative Christianity in a nutshell, excellent.

    • @skwills1629
      @skwills1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Conservative Christianity is not The Alt-Right.

    • @tailsprowerfan2729
      @tailsprowerfan2729 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Ain’t the Orthodoxy Christians conservatives too the church that hasn’t changed since the very early church?

  • @logicked
    @logicked 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Hey Darkmatter, the collab was fun. Thanks for taking part.
    P.S. It took six years but I got my Darkmatter shout-out! BOOM, BITCH!

    • @ShadinCore
      @ShadinCore 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      congrats, you're almost as cool as Steve Shives now ;D
      keep up the good work

    • @TheNecropolis20
      @TheNecropolis20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      getting ready to be 4 years ago / 4 year old video and going on 5 year old , 3 years now but then its 5 year old video in the year 2022 in the real world universe.
      i always loved this video
      Jesus , i am not some bum
      Oh yeah sure, good point umm not a bum person.

    • @swyrm616
      @swyrm616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg it's him it's the other atheist who's content I was recommended by the youtube gods

    • @truelingoism
      @truelingoism 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And now it has been 6 years since

  • @mustaki7620
    @mustaki7620 7 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Darkmatter2525 posted? Number one priority.

    • @amojak
      @amojak 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i was going to head for bed.. then a DM notification!

    • @fox8340
      @fox8340 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correcto

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I dropped Dragon Ball Z for this... Worth it.

    • @darkenergy8318
      @darkenergy8318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here .

  • @Francisco23997
    @Francisco23997 7 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "Do not reject those who want to borrow from thee". Ned Flanders interpreted this literally, lol!

    • @carultch
      @carultch 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ned Flanders is such a gullible doormat.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@carultchNed Flanders is a giga chad

    • @DanielBuhagiar-u2g
      @DanielBuhagiar-u2g ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kroneexe true

    • @AlexanderDonahue
      @AlexanderDonahue 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@carultch Ned Flanders actually reads the bible, unlike most christians

    • @alexconn7473
      @alexconn7473 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@AlexanderDonahue honestly my idea of the perfect Christian would be someone who is exactly like Ned Flanders but at the same doesn't let themself be treated like a doormat basically they love God and their neighbor but also respect themself like they follow Jesus's teachings to the letter but also aren't completely blinded by them like they legitimately will help people because that's what god and Jesus would want but they aren't gonna let others push them around

  • @stuchly1
    @stuchly1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Yeah, what Jesus said about loving your family being less important than loving Jesus never sat right with me. That's such a cult leader thing to say...

    • @forgetful9845
      @forgetful9845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Reminds me of leaders like Stalin.

    • @rochie589
      @rochie589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Never read the Bible. But that sentence is quite the contrary to how people describe our benevolent omnipotent omniscient

    • @dougware5649
      @dougware5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@rochie589 I grew up getting my Bible stories second hand, like most Christians. Then I got bored at night when working long distance, and started reading it for real. The first time I read it (as a serious effort) cover to cover I was like, "wtf?!?", so I read it again, and then again (over a one year period). That's when I started researching other aspects of it - origins, translations, interpretations by various religious scholars. Many things stood out as "artificial" and "fabricated", and then, finally, I started looking at the opposing views. It didn't take long to become an atheist at that point.
      So my advice: read it, for real - it's the best tool for revealing the insanity of the Christian religion ever produced. One small example: if the voice in your head is telling you to sacrifice your baby on an altar, and you still believe that voice is from god, stop kidding yourself into thinking that said god is in any way loving or just. Now, I realize that even a relatively sane person can explain away single items like that one here or there - but such an attempt will suffer a death by a thousand cuts when faced with the full list of nonsense found in the Bible. But the way it is taught makes this difficult because they get you emotionally invested and thoroughly indoctrinated so you are too busy seeing each tree in it's own "special light" to see the forest you've gotten lost in. The techniques used don't just resemble brainwashing from a distance, it's a full on case study of how to do it right.

    • @dougware5649
      @dougware5649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @RF Gaming I kind of get where you were going, but I would put it more like this: it's like buying a new "Holy Ammo" product, rebranded from countless previous versions but now made with a "blessed metal casing" that has been specially christened to remove all imperfections. You can't wait to try it out, but when you get to the range it seems to behave exactly like all previous ammo from the premium faith based (tax-sheltered) company, which is to say - poorly at best, and nowhere near as good as the cheap ammo that has no religious affiliation sold in discount ammo stores. So you take the ammo back to the Holy Ammo dealer and they blame you for your lack of faith in the ammo, your gun for it's heathen design, and the target for living in the world, not in the spirit. Footnote: sadly, attempting to get your money back is fruitless, too - as the legal system gives faith based ammo companies an explicit exemption from truth in advertising claims. (That was actually rather fun...)

    • @warriorandchildofgod2425
      @warriorandchildofgod2425 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@dougware5649 That's because your trying to understand it without any spiritual discernment or holy spirit. These animations are a mockery and very blasphemous. You all will not like yourselves when the time comes when he returns. You don't have to understand it as there is much you dont obviously. You all will see.

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock 7 ปีที่แล้ว +933

    Yee have heard that it was said, _"God is the Alpha and the Omega."_ But I say unto thee, _"Jesus is the Beta."_
    LMFAO

    • @ourladypeace3
      @ourladypeace3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      God is Alpha and Omega so god is a furry
      Is this an acceptable reason to not go to church (or not believe in an omnipotent god in the first place)

    • @adams13245
      @adams13245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What exactly is bad about being beta anyway? There's a whole Greek alphabet of people lower than you, and a single person higher. So if authority is good, wouldnt beta be a whole lot better than, say, gamma, or epsilon? Come to think of it, wouldnt being alpha and omega mean that Jesus' net place is the exact middle of the hierarchy and therefore a fair few steps lower than second in command (unless the group consisted of 4 or less people.)
      I guess that's what I get for logic from a movement headed by a cartoon amphibian.

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@adams13245 r/whooosh

    • @Ricocossa1
      @Ricocossa1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cv4809 No no no, whooosh yourself. ;)

    • @kevinmunger1842
      @kevinmunger1842 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it odd that Beta is prototypical in association?

  • @Hillers62
    @Hillers62 7 ปีที่แล้ว +332

    The point of the video is that the religious right do not follow the scriptures that they profess to believe in...while what jesus says is pacifistic and communistic, the religious right claim that their views on morality and justification are based on jesus's teachings while condemning (and ignoring) what he actually taught...

    • @tribequest9
      @tribequest9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You are making an assumption that people on the conservative right are Christian.....there are many atheist, hindu's and muslims etc. are are also on the right.

    • @butkusfan23
      @butkusfan23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      tribequest9 lmao most people on the modern right are Christians, and this video is speaking about them in particular. It never said everyone on the right is automatically a Christian.

    • @tribequest9
      @tribequest9 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@butkusfan23 whats your point son?

    • @butkusfan23
      @butkusfan23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      tribequest9 the point is that this video is obviously not talking to those of other religions.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      stalin was jesus second coming confirmed for bible 2

  • @fabianthegreat10
    @fabianthegreat10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    These animations appear difficult and annoying to make.
    Which makes it so much better when they're used for mockery x3
    "Can I get thy pigeon number?"

    • @Lugo428
      @Lugo428 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FabianTheGreat yeah right...

  • @HomelessOldMan9000
    @HomelessOldMan9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    Turn the left cheek and tell them "slap me more daddy!"

    • @timmy18135
      @timmy18135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Christians died for that Faith

    • @leifewald5117
      @leifewald5117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Timothy Morrison that’s right, the blood of the Martyrs is the seed of the Church.

    • @Gia1911Logous
      @Gia1911Logous 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Jesus is Libertatian Left confirmed

    • @JadeKitsuneuwu
      @JadeKitsuneuwu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😳😳😳😩😩😩

    • @davidbrown8763
      @davidbrown8763 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@timmy18135 I do not think that Jesus really thought this one out.
      One way to promote violence is to encourage it by inviting further violence - by offering the other cheek, so to metaphorically and/or literally speak. If somebody punches me, it would be morally wrong for me to encourage his violent urges to bully others by inviting him to carry on punching me until I am either hospitalised or dead. It would be far more moral for me to stop him by apprehending him, or even striking him, and thereafter teach him that unprovoked violence is at all times wrong...even if that meant hurting him to show him what its like to be bullied.

  • @marvelousmeh2077
    @marvelousmeh2077 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    If Jesus really exist today, those right wing lunatics would hate him and will try to get him crucified for having a radical left mindset. XD

    • @CarmelWox11
      @CarmelWox11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      True, they’d absolutely despise him for promoting socialism

    • @FruityHachi
      @FruityHachi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      the end of the video summed it up - they hated him when he was alive, they cried when he died so they could profit off of him

    • @dylanwight5764
      @dylanwight5764 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "Wash your damned hands!" Jesus 2020, probably

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dylanwight5764 james 4:8 Wash your hands, you sinners
      I remember seeing a picture of a church that had this verse on one of those boards at the start of the pandemic

    • @PanosPitsi
      @PanosPitsi 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CarmelWox11 this is the most autistic thing I’ve heard in a while, socialism wouldn’t be a concept for thousands of years later.

  • @lordlammi1562
    @lordlammi1562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    "Hypocrites love to pray upon the books of face, and upon the tags of hash."
    - Jesus Christ.

  • @mcruz1120
    @mcruz1120 7 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    I lost it a JLM

    • @-haclong2366
      @-haclong2366 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      #JewishLivesMatter (a tag of hash)

    • @BenjaminAdebowale
      @BenjaminAdebowale 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hand up don't crucify. Lmao 😂

  • @matthewbittenbender9191
    @matthewbittenbender9191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When people tell me that they’re Christians I have to ask: Are you Classic Jesus or Republican Jesus?

  • @plasticbutler
    @plasticbutler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Jesus is such a soy-boy!
    - PJW

    • @miamiwendigo
      @miamiwendigo 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ethan my brothers name Ethan he's a freeloading twat that dropped out

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *was

    • @TheCutePyro
      @TheCutePyro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do not trust the soy supplement merchant

  • @canaryimpulse989
    @canaryimpulse989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    To be fair, Jesus saying only hypocrites pray in public is basically him throwing shade at virtue signallers...

    • @WolfieboyMachi
      @WolfieboyMachi 7 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Virtue signaling and hypocrisy comes in many forms. Left, right, black, white, liberal, conservative, whatever.

    • @Mariomario-gt4oy
      @Mariomario-gt4oy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Daz lol someone is butthurt

    • @Mariomario-gt4oy
      @Mariomario-gt4oy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Or Christians who bash everyone for not being Christian enough?...

    • @everyoneswireddifferent1712
      @everyoneswireddifferent1712 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Someone Else That and he didn't want people to use praying in public as away to show off or in other words use it for a sense of upmanship.

    • @KrowwJaeger
      @KrowwJaeger 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He basically bashes all the Christians who go to church

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    the funny thing is that people call the alt guy a strawman
    and it's even funnier because I've heard almost exactly these arguments from right-wingers online

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      not really, i've only seem people saying the left be just as bad, this "people" you talk about, that is a strawman
      you pizza-pineapple degenerate

    • @gladonos3384
      @gladonos3384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@-hello6177 Uhhhh no. People like me say the left is just as bad, 99% of rightwingers think the left is evil or entitled. And while not every libertarian acts like this, this is a very real and very common person.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@gladonos3384 well, most of the big groups from leftwingers ask for the attack on people from other groups, so, yeah that makes sense to be honest, antifa beats up normal people and calls them nazis, black lives matter... I don't know they seem to go after anyone really. And yeah, you're onto one example of the left being entitled, ever heard of the youtube's new wave of the adpocalypse now with extra right wing censoring

    • @adams13245
      @adams13245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Bro9650 Where'd you get these? Also what's your definition of left wing, and right wing, and domestic terrorism?

    • @rationalobserver3675
      @rationalobserver3675 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Do you actually think that because similar arguments exist somewhere online, it isn't a strawman?
      I've seen plenty of arguments online for all kinds of things. I've seen communists, islamists, and CCP supporters say all kind of outrageous shit online. It is still 100% a strawman to say that the most egregious example of a group you can find online (especially because it's often anonymous) represents a significant portion of that group
      Just take atheists for example. It's become a huge internet meme about how stupid places like r/atheism got. And that was actually thousands of real people. Now try and take the single most egregious examples of some anonymous comment. It would be a strawman to say that applies to even a significant fraction of atheists. Yet this is exactly what you're doing with "right wing" people. Representing them with shit that the vast majority have never come close to doing, but hey you saw an anonymous internet comment say something like that somewhere so now you're pretending it's not a strawman.

  • @davidking6242
    @davidking6242 7 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    'arent thou one of those JLM protesters? hands up, dont crucify?' I'm dead hahaha

  • @DANGJOS
    @DANGJOS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1534

    Wow that was brilliant! Shows the hypocrisy of many Christian conservatives

    • @danielessex2162
      @danielessex2162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      DANG JOS too bad so many others can not see what he was doing

    • @DANGJOS
      @DANGJOS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Jeffman12 And that is a good way to live. I believe studies show that secular people actually commit less crime, and children brought up in non-religious households actually do better

    • @ricovali9245
      @ricovali9245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      More reasons to conjure up excuses to sin,and not repent. Have at it.

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      my bigger issue is with progressive and "liberal" Christians who do not engage their fundamentalist and conservative brethren enough on these and theological issues.
      I definitely do not agree with many conservative "values", nor conservative Christian "beliefs/values" however my arguments stem from secular points.
      It's often Atheists and the more secular parts of society that engage conservative and fundamental Religion, because I suspect liberal and progressive Christians have to both defend/excuse the very same Religion they have to debate on with fundamentalist and conservative Christians.
      I also suspect they would get their assess handed to them by conservative and fundamentalist Christians hence you see relatively little public and formal debates between liberal/progressive Christians and "hypocritical" Evangelicals.

    • @ricovali9245
      @ricovali9245 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The way atheists deal with sin, is they pressure politicians to make as many acts of crime legal,so in their twisted logic: if you make it legal,you are not committing acts of sin,since it is no longer against the law to commit it.

  • @Memoreism
    @Memoreism ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "There's a reason I open carry my sword." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @EquilibriumTelevision
    @EquilibriumTelevision 7 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    What a GREAT addition to the WAR ON CHRISTMAS.
    Good vid.

    • @Crazyollie123
      @Crazyollie123 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      EquilibriumTelevision That capitalization is grammatical incorrect.

  • @Greenbd100
    @Greenbd100 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “Can I borrow thy hammer and sickle, Jesus?”

  • @Boss-_
    @Boss-_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    I know it's not the point, but 3:35 is the perfect example of why animation is superior to real actors. That bit was genius.

  • @alleyway2
    @alleyway2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    The music that comes on everytime Jesus speaks 😂😂

    • @marokxy610
      @marokxy610 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steps 2 Protect .
      ..coz he is the maestro/hypnotisor..

    • @sophiepooks2174
      @sophiepooks2174 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      JC and his cosmic Moog/ syn pad, well he was a cool progressive dude .

    • @jmatthewza
      @jmatthewza ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Sounds like the PS2 start music

  • @sevdakocaaliogullar4874
    @sevdakocaaliogullar4874 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    *Tags of hash*

  • @roarinfireball
    @roarinfireball 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When Jesus said “suffer the little children COME ONTO ME” THAT IS NOT WHAT HE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!
    ~George Carlin

  • @danielessex2162
    @danielessex2162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Roy Moore got a majority of his votes from conservative christian women......the guy who has nearly a dozen child molestation accusations against him....is mostly defended by women who would rather vote for a "godly man" than care whether or not the accusations are true.

    • @apollothesungod9832
      @apollothesungod9832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Daniel Essex they still havent been proven.

    • @ChillstoneBlakeBlast
      @ChillstoneBlakeBlast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@apollothesungod9832 still, he was voted for religious bias

    • @inurmomsbedroom123
      @inurmomsbedroom123 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ChillstoneBlakeBlast Prove it.

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Apollo the sun god allegations are never proven to people who are committed to dismissing evidence inconvenient to their agenda. OTOH rational people do not believe in grandiose conspiracy theories.

  • @Atheismo9760
    @Atheismo9760 7 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Well any religion mixes with capitalism like oil with water really.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      do you really think so, i guess there must be a lot of religions that let hard working people keep what they've gotten.

    • @robertchristensen3868
      @robertchristensen3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Atheismo the Bible is for morals not politics kids both two different sides of different coins

    • @Atheismo9760
      @Atheismo9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@robertchristensen3868 Christianity is ancient communism.

    • @robertchristensen3868
      @robertchristensen3868 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Atheismo I wouldn’t use communism so loosely...... communism shares a lot of attributes with fascism. The Bible is how you live a individual life, not teaching of how to run a country. Either way Christianity more or less hold a lot of socialist values. And socialist values in practice of government or economy never work it always fails. Now “some” socialist values living a individual life is ideal.

    • @Atheismo9760
      @Atheismo9760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@robertchristensen3868 Christianity is totalitarian fascism with a dictator "chosen by god". Just look at EVERY SINGLE CHRISTIAN INQUISITION. Every time a theocracy is created it's a fascistic dictatorship and the Abrahamic ones are the most evil. Also Christianity and Socialism have the same values. Who do you think coined the word "bourgeoisie"? Christian priests.

  • @jwinburn
    @jwinburn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    The rotating apostle when he complained about praying in private was one of the most genius pieces of animation I've seen.

  • @erikryan1991
    @erikryan1991 7 ปีที่แล้ว +170

    Hands up, don't crucify!

    • @kamronisaiahjohnson2718
      @kamronisaiahjohnson2718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Erik Ryan lol your profile picture fits so well

    • @sophiepooks2174
      @sophiepooks2174 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Damn one of those pesky JLM activists.

  • @skystonejexel2581
    @skystonejexel2581 7 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I love how the Alt Apostle is wearing a red hat, just like a certain "alternative" group of people these days.

    • @leftylizard9085
      @leftylizard9085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @David Ferguson MAGA hats may as well already be saying that.

    • @BertGrink
      @BertGrink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or maybe "Make Arimathea Great Again"

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leftylizard9085 ...w-what, that doesn't make sense, why... would you... think it makes sense (what the fuck)

    • @hughfisherr
      @hughfisherr 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Skystone Jexel alternative but 😎

    • @412JFury
      @412JFury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leftylizard9085 absolutely right. Israel runs America

  • @whitewarrior4777
    @whitewarrior4777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Apparently Alex Jones had an ancestor that attended the Sermon on the Mount.

  • @nihilisticteddybear3831
    @nihilisticteddybear3831 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "Roosterblocker" XD

  • @MisterRhul
    @MisterRhul 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "God is the Alpha and the Omega, but Jesus is the Beta."
    - Sigma Rule n° 666.

  • @SaxPanther
    @SaxPanther 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    "To any non-Christian conservatives out there: this isn't really about you. You can, at least, be consistent."
    Ha!

  • @Daiyuki117
    @Daiyuki117 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think most people would be pissed if they work 10 hours and their coworker works 1 hour for the same pay. Or if their CEO worked 0 hours and made 10,000x their pay.

  • @AidanAlbano
    @AidanAlbano 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    I am mostly right-leaning (and yet, an atheist). But this video had me laughing so hard. It pokes so much at the most common denominator of pedantic right wingers. Good work. Very entertaining.

    • @Limosethe
      @Limosethe ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Are you still a right-wing Atheist after these four years?

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m curious if you support trans rights

    • @Ericmf08108
      @Ericmf08108 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I also tend to lean toward the right wing, I’m an atheist too, what’s funny is that my very right wing uncles talk about religion a lot

    • @TranswealthyTrillionaire
      @TranswealthyTrillionaire ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@table2.0 Most right wingers do. Most conservatives do too, because most people support human rights, and trans people are human. Most people you call "transphobic" simply don't support trans people getting special privileges.

    • @chewchewtrain
      @chewchewtrain ปีที่แล้ว

      “Special privileges” such as being referred to properly or being allowed to receive medical care. How greedy of transgender people to want to be called by their proper names and not be labelled as pedophiles.

  • @elidolo6993
    @elidolo6993 7 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Brilliant. You destroyed the Religious Alt-Right here.

    • @therianet
      @therianet 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you think we still enslaved under that Jewish superstition death cult? Praise Kek and his smug prophet Pepe, piss and poop be upon you

    • @Matt_Fields_29
      @Matt_Fields_29 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      While many Alt Righters are not Christian, they want the rest of society to pretend to be Christians bc that's "traditional western values." Only Norse or ancient Germanic paganism is preferable.

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Alt-Rightism IS a religion.

    • @Nestalgba92023
      @Nestalgba92023 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      El Idolo Alt-Right IS a religion.

    • @Max-zq4dx
      @Max-zq4dx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alt Right is as much as a religion as is progressivism. Funny all the atheists love logic and reason (I am one) but see the alt right as a bad thing. When you're white and you aren't alt right you're simply naive, "whites" make up 8% of the world population and are dwindling due to low birth rates and mass immigration from the third world. This will change soon, but it's quite hilarious to see all you people arguing over nonsense acting like you're so intelligent for pointing out the faults of religions. It's especially funny when you criticize Christianity so much even though it's going to continually fade into obscurity with or without your input, others like Islam and Judaism won't because they're actually strong religions.

  • @christianvennemann9008
    @christianvennemann9008 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "I love marriage so much, I've done it four times." LOL!

  • @1KeyJee
    @1KeyJee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When Jesus is talking, it sounds like PlayStation 2 start up music

  • @nottherealpaulsmith
    @nottherealpaulsmith 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    REEEEEEE I CAN'T TAKE JOKES AND THIS OFFENDS ME DARKMATTER IS A JOO

    • @lordlammi1562
      @lordlammi1562 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Paul Smith fellow beleevur! We shall put a stop to these Islamic Atheist Joos!!!1!1!1!!!11!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!!1!!!1
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!1!1!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!1!!!1!1!1!)1)!1!!!1!!1!!

  • @victoravila-perez1911
    @victoravila-perez1911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I wanted the more the power corrupts the but this the is good the enough thanks the darkmatter2525

    • @DarkMatter2525
      @DarkMatter2525  7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Thank you. More Power Corrupts is coming. I even started to write a book version of it.

    • @victoravila-perez1911
      @victoravila-perez1911 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DarkMatter2525 thanks I love give me children pls =v

    • @kennethbillings614
      @kennethbillings614 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Awesome.

    • @Dr4gw0rk3r
      @Dr4gw0rk3r 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkMatter2525 I'd be interested in that book

  • @ralphmunn6689
    @ralphmunn6689 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "No wonder the economy is in the feces bucket. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @AxiomApe
    @AxiomApe 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Word to the bird.
    Thanks DarkMatter2525

  • @MrKuritsuka
    @MrKuritsuka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    The funniest part about this is that Jesus literally did meet the right!

  • @akikoivunoksa635
    @akikoivunoksa635 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "thou art quite the rooster blocker" 😂😂

  • @madcat789
    @madcat789 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "I have the best lawyer in town good luck suing me."
    My sides.

  • @SailorJenova
    @SailorJenova 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    lol....." Jesus, Jesus!"

  • @OgunsMan
    @OgunsMan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "Can I have thy pigeon number" 💀💀💀 how do you come up with these lines

  • @hornetluca
    @hornetluca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    What if there were no religions.
    What would be the world like?

    • @Steven-mk4gg
      @Steven-mk4gg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      hornetluca
      I am not religious, but religion has given us bad AND good. There have been many advances made by religion, hospitals just to name one. So if blm can hypothetically take inventions away if black people were gone, take hospitals away if religion was gone, that would suck.

    • @Steven-mk4gg
      @Steven-mk4gg 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      hornetluca
      Also taking away religion doesnt remove all the bad shit. You would have to take away people to remove that. We would still have wars, people would still try to enslave and use other people. There would still be ridiculous radicals, as religious fanatics arent the only type of radicals that exsist.
      The only real difference is that, people who loose thier minds about other people believing in God, would have to loose thier minds about something else. Also there would be a lot of life-lost momos running around with nothing to believe. Imo😇😈

    • @kenhollis6197
      @kenhollis6197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then science would split into different groups and war with one another, as South Park predicted years ago.

    • @obeywario1
      @obeywario1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Science would be used as the "religion"

    • @keepthewarezfree6612
      @keepthewarezfree6612 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Do you consider Communism to be a religion? It is similar. Plus it's murdered about 250,000,0000 people.
      And HelicopterRides, for science being a religion: global warming is treated as this religious thing with deniers treated like those who don't believe the official story of WWII.

  • @z0e898
    @z0e898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I like that you take on the bullshit of the alt right

    • @TessaBain
      @TessaBain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is what actually made me dislike it.
      While Christians and the alt right are both groups of idiots and I'm sure there's plenty of overlap, not all of the alt right are Christians like the description implies so it just made me confused.
      If he was specifically targeting the alt right it would make some sense, I guess, but that's not what the description says he's doing.
      And the language he uses makes it even more confusing because words like "cuck" just seems to be used by morons or trolls in general meaning those people are neither of the two aforementioned groups necessarily.
      So who is he targeting here? Alt right? Trolls? Morons? Christians? Some combination of the above? I don't fucking know and neither do you because he demonstrably doesn't. This video is essentially making fun of who you, the viewer, wants it to be making fun of and that's not how you political content (unless the point of said political content is to clickbait as people see/hear what they want and share it even though what they took from it mightn't actually exist in the content).
      You can't agree or disagree with a point when no clear point is being made.

    • @DwazeHoer
      @DwazeHoer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Zacc most of these positions aren't alt right. Just right wing. Alt right= ethno nationalism with right wing politics. I'm looking for the ethno nationalism but don't see it. Normally wouldn't care but getting a bit tired of everything being called alt right.

    • @Drake00075
      @Drake00075 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You mean the trolls.

    • @z0e898
      @z0e898 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IamDennis .Ok what about the time he says Jerusalem belongs to us or when he complains about the immigrants. Also alt-right is basically just radical right which this is

    • @DwazeHoer
      @DwazeHoer 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zacc sounded like a comment on immigration policy. Think how many conservatives want to kick out dreamers. Bit of a stretch to reach ethno nationalism.

  • @Guilherme-nv5wq
    @Guilherme-nv5wq ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You are just genius... I'm thinking on translating this to portuguese.

  • @Voyagerthe2nd
    @Voyagerthe2nd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Quote of the day:
    "1776 BC will commence again"

    • @wildreams
      @wildreams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alex Jones reference?

  • @jorgeamadosoriaramirez8953
    @jorgeamadosoriaramirez8953 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "there is a reason I open carry my sword". LOL

  • @mr.outlaw231
    @mr.outlaw231 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I can! But it will cost thee 30 silver."
    "Judas! How dare thee!? I'll do it for 25."
    *Insert canned laughter.*

  • @Mariomario-gt4oy
    @Mariomario-gt4oy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    This sounds like a criticism of right wing sjws. Awesome
    This will trigger the sjws of the right wing

    • @86jpw
      @86jpw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      most right wingers are about justice not social justice.

    • @lavia5521
      @lavia5521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      John, prove it.

    • @86jpw
      @86jpw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      prove that the right believes more in facts then feelings? Every heard of the anti sjws? most are right leaning. feelings over facts are more left leaning beliefs.

    • @lavia5521
      @lavia5521 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah, I have seen some of the anti sjws, they often rely on emotional arguments when anything not sjw related, right wingers.
      Not true, see the religious right, science deniers, ect.
      I would argue the right is less likely to rely on facts than feelings.

    • @86jpw
      @86jpw 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You mean the religious people? Those tend to be both on the left and the right. They aren't just on the right. But majority of the people that argue against facts and try to insert feelings tends to come from the left. The religious right does that but most religious followers do that.

  • @Jacob1611.
    @Jacob1611. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    True Christians tend to be Socalistic, look at Catholic Monasteries, your wage is donated to the functions of the monastery and common good of all monks there, everyone is absolutely equal and dress the same, sing the same hymns, eat the same food, and work together. Monks and Conservative Christians are drastically different is their lifestyles.

  • @MST3Kfan1
    @MST3Kfan1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The best touch was the using of the King James English in the first century CE. Brilliant video as always. Proud to be a Patreon supporter.

  • @john-ic5pz
    @john-ic5pz 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    a 2000 year old doomsday cult wrote a book
    and we been predicting the end every generation since. yeah I'm done with faith in ppl. everyone needs something to argue about. it isn't just social media. it's a terribly boring aspect of human nature throughout history.

  • @wisdomofthetarot8773
    @wisdomofthetarot8773 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I hate hypocrites too, good video.

    • @chrishyde5903
      @chrishyde5903 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Are you against animal abuse?

  • @bluegaming1346
    @bluegaming1346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "A profit for a prophet" lmfao

  • @whitherwhence
    @whitherwhence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That 360 was so beautiful I watched it thrice

  • @redpilledrebel6299
    @redpilledrebel6299 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Im a secular conservative I took my free thinking to the next level

    • @DjZephy
      @DjZephy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That is what I am talking about!

  • @bhsx
    @bhsx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The animation in this is great. You've really developed a skill, and it's been wonderful seeing your progression over the years.

  • @posterman84
    @posterman84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Oh Mai gahd!!1! darkmatter say Christianity fake but also make fun of conservative christans by saying Jesus was leftistt???? My mind cant concieve it!1!1!1111 dankmatter is so hypocrite”
    - Conservative Christian

  • @footsteps2179
    @footsteps2179 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    A video most Christians can watch on this channel that would actually IMPROVE their Christianity

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      by not being involved with politics because the left is also, not following the teachings

    • @swyrm616
      @swyrm616 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ahh shut up

    • @politicamufu648
      @politicamufu648 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@-hello6177 atleast the left isn't as religious as the right is.

    • @norikofu509
      @norikofu509 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@politicamufu648 That's true, but the hipocrasy on the left is hell more prevalent there, this comes from someone who was far-left and was very into the community

  • @MattJDave
    @MattJDave ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Prescient given that now, MAGA parishioners are arguing with their pastors, calling them reading the Sermon on the Mount as 'spewing liberal talking points'.

  • @kalinaribic6383
    @kalinaribic6383 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jesus, if you really existed, how in the heck were you able to last 5 minutes without punching him in the face?

  • @Yourdemise27
    @Yourdemise27 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I laughed way to hard at this 😂 I am so glad I came out of Christianity.

    • @jamiependergast8303
      @jamiependergast8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I found this video to be quite inspiring, because it accurately depicts the wisdom of Jesus contrasted with the ignorance and hypocrisy of the religious right. I am inspired to take heed to his word more from this.

    • @cratonorogen9208
      @cratonorogen9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamiependergast8303 Kindly proceed to give away ALL your wealth and possession, however small or large, to the poor. Also slavery is now ok in your mind.

    • @jamiependergast8303
      @jamiependergast8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cratonorogen9208 Sounds good 👍!

    • @cratonorogen9208
      @cratonorogen9208 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamiependergast8303 I noticed you still have your phone/ computer… and slavery is ok with you?

    • @jamiependergast8303
      @jamiependergast8303 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cratonorogen9208 Best thing ever

  • @HybridGib
    @HybridGib 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hold up, baby. Can I get thy pigeon number?" 😂

  • @eamami1087
    @eamami1087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can't wait till this channel gets to a million subs

  • @anonymousanonymous7250
    @anonymousanonymous7250 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    DARKMATTER IS BACK BABY!!!!!!!!!!1

  • @johnhavel7685
    @johnhavel7685 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Watching these and reading the quoted passages in the Bible is honestly a pretty awesome Bible study technique. I’ve learned so much more about the Bible by looking at stuff from atheist TH-camrs than from all my years as a christian

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      So you've never bothered to even read your own bible to get to know your god, the bible that you have for years?
      Why is that?

    • @johnhavel7685
      @johnhavel7685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 I’ve read parts of it just not the entire thing did Bible quizzing for like 8 years or something so I know about many parts of the Bible but even just reading parts of it things don’t always sink in the same way and it’s been helpful looking at other viewpoints on stuff since it’s caused me to consider things I never thought about and it’s exposed me to parts I never read before as well since we never covered some of the Old Testament books like all the prophet stuff when I was younger. And I just never got around to reading those things until the last couple years I’m only in my twenties though so I don’t feel like that is so bad to have not read the entire thing yet I’ve probably still read more than most Christian’s just not the entire thing yet

    • @johnhavel7685
      @johnhavel7685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@youtubestudiosucks978 also a lot of my faith back in the day was built off my parents faith and those around me it wasn’t until a couple years ago that I decided I better start looking into this more to really make it my own and then now having discovered a whole different viewpoint and one that seems to me to make much more sense in the grand scheme of things and in the midst of some of my own troubles now I question it all more than ever.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnhavel7685 why havent you read the entire book yet? You've had it for years, couldnt even be bothered to read 1 verse per night.
      Do you even believe in god?
      What true believer would never even bother to read their holy book and get to know their god?
      It sounds like you dont actually believe, you could had read your book but appearently god isnt impotant enough to get to know almost like he's whatever you want him to be like an imaginry boyfriend you can dismiss whenever you want.
      You've shown zero signs of somebody who actually believes in god and it looks like you're faking it.
      Read your own book, it's yours, if you cant even do that much then do you really belief in god or are you just faking it because you know you can use religion as a shield to torment those you dont like 🤷‍♂️

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@johnhavel7685 why havent you read the entire book yet? You've had it for years, couldnt even be bothered to read 1 verse per night.
      Do you even believe in god?
      What true believer would never even bother to read their holy book and get to know their god?
      It sounds like you dont actually believe, you could had read your book but appearently god isnt impotant enough to get to know almost like he's whatever you want him to be like an imaginry boyfriend you can dismiss whenever you want.
      You've shown zero signs of somebody who actually believes in god and it looks like you're faking it.
      Read your own book, it's yours, if you cant even do that much then do you really belief in god or are you just faking it?

  • @TheMarkSasuke64
    @TheMarkSasuke64 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Bingeing your videos and happen to see a new one 7 minutes ago. Feels good, man.

  • @lessdragon_5230
    @lessdragon_5230 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Almost a decade later and the points made in this video still hold up 😭

  • @FakingANerve
    @FakingANerve 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    After finishing "The Agenda" on here, I clicked over to this and was greeted with a PureFlix ad that started off with a woman saying, "I'm a boardroom woman, not a baby woman!" OMFG, I LOST it! 😂 These people are truly beyond parody!

  • @MississippiJapan
    @MississippiJapan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    That torso swivel at 3:35 though 😂😂

  • @catsheri1
    @catsheri1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    Jesus: Be a complete doormat.

    • @BoozyBeggar
      @BoozyBeggar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Context will never matter to fedoras.

    • @truthsetsusfree5096
      @truthsetsusfree5096 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus: Let's all transvestigate and have a good time ^^
      (MrE , your personal transvestigator ;)

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Jesus: Work together and be altruistic.
      Alt-right: YOU MEAN I ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE?
      *angry neckbeard noises*

    • @BoozyBeggar
      @BoozyBeggar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Jesus: Be charitable and help your neighbors. Don't let words get to you.
      Leftists: JESUS SAID YOU SHOULD GIVE UP ALL YOUR RIGHTS, BIGOT, YOU'RE LITERALLY GOING AGAINST YOUR OWN RELIGION WHICH I THINK IS COMPLETE GARBAGE BUT ISLAM IS PEACE AND FUCK YOU YOUR CHILD IS TRANS NOW AND THE STATE IS TAKING XIM AWAY FROM YOU BIGOT OMFG YOU'RE SUCH A NAZI ALT-RIGHT FASCIST!!!
      Me: I'm an atheist, and I support Christianity, but just wish Christians would uncuck themselves and remember that they used to Deus vult. Also, kill all socialists before they kill you and then themselves.

    • @BoozyBeggar
      @BoozyBeggar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly, "Well I personally have only heard literal nazis use that word"
      You are a shitlib. You're not a liberal. Liberals use that word all the fucking time. To you, everyone with any disagreement with your ideology is a literal nazi. Congratulations, you played yourself, commie.

  • @DudeWhoSaysDeez
    @DudeWhoSaysDeez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This video truly exemplifies the fact the Jesus would be a liberal

    • @theimmortal4718
      @theimmortal4718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's dispose the left just as much as the right

    • @randomhuman9672
      @randomhuman9672 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk most liberals aren’t ok with torture either

    • @levtrot3041
      @levtrot3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It is fucking obvious that he is a socialist lol

    • @levtrot3041
      @levtrot3041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mijn24 Yea, we know, it`s just a joke

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Immortal but not you, though. By a convenient coincidence he happens to have landed right in the center of your particular overton window.

  • @gregham1641
    @gregham1641 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I loved this one, really hit the nail on the head

  • @ADEehrh
    @ADEehrh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "GET a job!" 😂 you and your 12 unemployed friends! [ Sam Kinisin]

  • @EmpereurNapoleonex
    @EmpereurNapoleonex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    imagine telling Jesus to get a job XD

  • @gr8kat1
    @gr8kat1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I loved this video, and I enjoyed your collab with Logicked. Thanks for your thoughtfulness, creativity, and hard work!
    P.S. Happy holidays :3

  • @benjaknight8255
    @benjaknight8255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    It's been a while huh?

    • @DarkMatter2525
      @DarkMatter2525  7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Only about a month, as usual. Of course that's an eternity internet time.

    • @Lobos222
      @Lobos222 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "It's been a while huh?"
      Something followers of Jesus will *NOT* say any time soon. LoL :D

    • @benjaknight8255
      @benjaknight8255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DarkMatter2525 Yup :P Keep on making videos, they are pretty funny my dood :)

    • @Galaxia53
      @Galaxia53 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Slightly agitated that he's not making these at lightning speed?

    • @carnivalwholesale9809
      @carnivalwholesale9809 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@DarkMatter2525YOU ARE A BEAST! THIS VIDEO IS AWESOME!

  • @Nudibranch_
    @Nudibranch_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your channel has the crunchiest footsteps I’ve ever heard

  • @qwertykeyboard5901
    @qwertykeyboard5901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I love marriage so much that ive done it 4 times."

  • @hellishhybrid1839
    @hellishhybrid1839 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It is rather interesting how often the political views of professed Christians contrast those of the central figure in their religion.

  • @Pedro-tm6ue
    @Pedro-tm6ue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "And they pray with the tags of hash". Great one, my good sir.

  • @wyldink1
    @wyldink1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Interesting seeing the comments from butthurt RWNJs and religious loons who completely missed the point of the video. But then, Darkmatter is a master of exposing their hypocrisy, either in his videos or the comments sections of each.

    • @apollothesungod9832
      @apollothesungod9832 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason Katz many of them just expressed criticism which does not equal being triggered. I deleted my comment bc ad hominems outliked my comment. And no calling everyone who dissents "right wing sjws" is the equivalent of an anti sjw calling every a critic an sjw. I am sry but thats hypocritical. I mean if you disagree thats fine but stop insulting critics and come up with a counter argument.

    • @wyldink1
      @wyldink1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Apollo the sun god I didn't say right wing sjw, though. I said right wing nut jobs, which is exactly what they are.
      The entire concept of a right wing "social justice warrior" (used as a pejorative, of course) is fundamentally an oxymoron, as right wing ideology is axiomatically opposed to any concept of social justice.
      As for your individual case, deleting a comment because it's getting consistently downvoted is your prerogative, but smacks of lack of faith in your position.
      At any rate, I wasn't intending to criticize outwardly. My initial comment is an observation, and one that is validated by the mere existence of the totality of RWNJ comments to this video that have completely missed the point of the video.

    • @-hello6177
      @-hello6177 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wyldink1 i've only seem people saying to leftists, they're also hypocrites, because the leftists are acting as if there's nothing on the bible that goes against their beliefs as well, it's easy to find a lot of right wing comments, but there are nearly no dislikes, so i'd say, based on the disproportionality of right wingers in comments and dislikes, and the comments content (and myself).
      That the right here, dislikes the left who keeps acting as if they're on some kind of moral high ground and not affected by the, "bible goes against personal belief", when they clearly are, the right dislikes the left in the comments, not the video. Maybe you actually found right wing nut jobs, but i haven't seem one, but I've actually found are right wingers calling out left wingers

  • @hornetluca
    @hornetluca 7 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    Have you ever wondered if goverments were run only by scientists?
    Wouldn't it be a better place for anyone?

    • @kimsland999
      @kimsland999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yes, but a better way of saying that is to say: Only science to be used to find the best people to be elected in Government. As opposed to using fairy tales to get people elected.

    • @bloodymares
      @bloodymares 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I would go one step further: if there was no need for governments or any other artificial type of separation and instead of scientists a functional AI making decisions based on logic and efficiency. Google "The Venus Project".

    • @obeywario1
      @obeywario1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as if Science couldn't have been used as the alternative "religion" to control the masses.
      oh it already does,the fedora tippers.

    • @user-zu1ix3yq2w
      @user-zu1ix3yq2w 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Psychological science? :p

    • @melendilm
      @melendilm 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      hornetluca Absolutely not. Government should make informed scientific policies. But no. It should not be run by scientists. It takes more than that.

  • @matese1912
    @matese1912 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I really love channel’s depiction of Jesus. He’s almost like the opposite of his father

  • @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight
    @PrincessHarmonyMoonlight 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    'A prophet for a profit, am I right *winks* up high!' Looooool