@@quae6843 Thing is ork units could be very shooty, but the worst offenders used to be the lootas. You rolled to determine how many times your lootas would shoot that turn. So if for example you brought 30 lootas and rolled 3(the maximum number they could get), well that meant you had to roll 90 dice. And any of those 90 dice that rolled a 6 had to be rolled again for the bonus shot. And that's not including the core of any ork army: the boyz. Add another 30-60 shots/dice... You think they'd fix things in the new version? Hell no. Lootas may be locked at only 2 shots per unit, and their mobs have been shortened, but the amount of dakka you can fire still means you're gonna need a bucket.
"Question!" "What's your question Thrak'mar?" "I'z rolled the dice!" "What?" "Youz told me to." "How much?" "I'z dun nuffin' but roll dice for three dayz."
Orks learned war of attrition and thought it meant whichever side shot the longest was the side that wins and now it takes decades for pitched battles to finish.
Hey not to take away from your comment or to be “that guy” but that’s a guardsman not a space marine. No disrespect towards you, I’m just weird and neurodivergent.
@@MrHikari13don’t want to be “that guy” either, but that’s not a guardsman, but a Tau warrior, most likely from the Fire Caste Love you, have a nice day
@@sirpancherto with all due respect, I was aware of that, but for more comedic effect, I decided to ignore that obvious fact and react as if my dear fellow Hikari13 was referring to the guy in the second part
@@droslizard You can fall back from a melee in your movement step, but it comes with quite a few drawbacks. You can't fall back then shoot or charge or whatnot unless you have a special rule, you have to roll to not lose models when falling back if your squad's morale broke, so on and so forth. If anything, falling back just to fall back can entirely mean just giving the enemy a fresh charge their next turn.
@@veszimardalath2969 I mean, thats why you use multiple small units to lose less, and have more units to retaliate with. Tau have always wanted to either never get caught, or lose in a single turn so they can delete the offending unit and then close the gap in the line, at least during my time with the game as a Tau player. I understand there was also an entire edition where jetpack units could fall back and shoot, but that isnt the case now.
@@arandomkobold8403when orks get bigger they also get stronger and smarter. An 6 meters (18 foot more or less) tall Ork is smart enough to conquer several solar systems with his army.
@@Crimson_Sun2486 Tau have presence in the Warp. They just don't have Psyker abilities so they presence isn't as strong as Human or all Psyker species like Eldar. Only Blanks may not have presence in the Warp, and even that depends on how you define it. Soul is just a reflection of your mind in the Warp, so arguably Blanks/Pariahs have negative presence/reflection in the Warp instead of positive one like most beings in the galaxy.
@@hsalfesrever3554 Holy shit, you have my old profile picture. It's so surreal because I'm half expecting that to have been something I wrote a while back and then I realize "wait a minute, I haven't had that pfp in years!"
The funniest part about this is that the Ork probably hasn't hit any of the shots fired so far, and doesn't anticipate hitting any of the shots he's got left. In true ork fashion, he's committed to firing as much as he can, simply for the pleasure of shooting the dakka, rather than to actually achieve anything.
Ah az an ork main myself, i always find it best when dealing with one of 'those' sort of players ta do da same strategy the one depicted in this animation does. Roll each of ya buckets of shooting or melee dice, one by one.
Orks being massive trolls to the Tau is lore accurate. Once, the Tau sent a diplomat who spent time learning Orkish to try and convert them to the Greater Good. The Orks promptly laughed in the diplomats face, collectively took turns bitch slapping him, then sent his mangled corpse back to the Tau Empire with a note that basically said "fuck you, you're next".
The orks were also confused that the Tau were upset that they used the pulse rifles given to them as a peace offering. Why give someone a gun if you don't want them to use it?
"STOP ROLLING THE DAMNED DICE XENO MY ENTIRE ARMY IS REDUCED TO ATOMS!" "Hold on iz get anotha' roll to see if I can legal'e strangle ya' 2 death." "Wait what?" "Crit-e-kal success." (sounds of windpipe collasping)
The best part is, that's specifically Orks during the shooting phase. They roll literal buckets of dice only for 99% of all the shots to miss, then the one shot that doesn't deals 6d6+STR Mortal Wounds.
@@DiabloOfGod By all means, go ahead. I recommend starting small, and choosing whatever faction appeals to you the most. Then buy the Combat Patrol. Unless it's Admech, at which point just stop and wait for your faction to be fixed.
@@DiabloOfGod I'd actually advice you against it, unless you start with paper minis and slowly grow your army from it. Look for poorhammer first for your minis and look up the rules which is already free from the warhammer website.
It's a delight to see your animations again. Loved the Darkest Dungeon animatics and I remember the "Give me dreams and i'll animate them" project. Good art, good voice acting, and I hope you're holding out well amidst whatever is requiring your attention. Wish you well and good luck where needed, and fun where you can find, make and share it. 'N may da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! be wif' ya.
The later is pretty lore accurate for the Orks. They're not just around for war and conquest, they're around to have the time of their lives and lots of shooting.
I have a homebrew Ork Clan called the Damokleez Ray-dah's (Damocles Raiders, for anyone not fluent in Orkish). They get their name because they almost exclusively dwell in the Damocles Gulf, and have a LOT of beef with the Tau. They love their flashy gubbinz though, so more often than not you'll notice Battlesuit parts attached to Meganobz or a Grot-piloted drone as part of their WAAAAGHs. They boast about having the best Mekboys and vehicles (though Orks are known to brag so who knows how valid this claim is), considering that their foes are incredibly technologically advanced the Raiders get plenty of chances to steal and salvage some fancy dakka for themselves. That's really it. Their Warboss uses a Kustom Mega Armor derived from a Crisis Suit, and their Big Meks all have various miscellaneous trinkets and gizmos they found among whatever was left of their enemies, but that's really just a modeling thing I want to do that has no real impact on the lore of the clan.
Reminds me how I wanna run multiple Ork Klans at once. (Bad Moons for Shootas and Meks, Evil Suns for a Biker gang, Goffs for a Punk Rock band, and Blood Axes for Deadly Kommandos. Aswell as stuff like Stormboyz and what ever else I can think of.)
pretty flippin epic if I do say so myself
I kinda hope "Day in the Life of a True Ogryn Geezer" gets adapted someday
NO WAY, MR ORK DUDE MAN HIMSELF
You noticed it hooray!
This is epic
This is cinema
What an insane maniac that ork is, holding the bucket of dice but only rolling ONE DIE AT A TIME.
How do you think that Tau has been suffering for 9 hours?
I bet that ork throws a new dice every step
@@Ashraff-vt1kl he has like 2 or 3 more buckets under that table
@@quae6843 Thing is ork units could be very shooty, but the worst offenders used to be the lootas. You rolled to determine how many times your lootas would shoot that turn. So if for example you brought 30 lootas and rolled 3(the maximum number they could get), well that meant you had to roll 90 dice.
And any of those 90 dice that rolled a 6 had to be rolled again for the bonus shot. And that's not including the core of any ork army: the boyz. Add another 30-60 shots/dice...
You think they'd fix things in the new version? Hell no. Lootas may be locked at only 2 shots per unit, and their mobs have been shortened, but the amount of dakka you can fire still means you're gonna need a bucket.
That ork has gone a little krorky. It's all mental warfare, pushing the Tau to his limits.
"Dis is a dice bucket" "By the Greater Good..."
"But dere's more" "Nooo...."
Team Fortress 40k
“Dis Buket containz da DAKKA of every boy on dis table.”
@@Lambdas2 "An' ev'ry single one of dem is gunna miss"
"I'z ave dun nufing but roll da dice for three days."
"Question!"
"What's your question Thrak'mar?"
"I'z rolled the dice!"
"What?"
"Youz told me to."
"How much?"
"I'z dun nuffin' but roll dice for three dayz."
Orks learned war of attrition and thought it meant whichever side shot the longest was the side that wins and now it takes decades for pitched battles to finish.
But will they be having as much fun ?
You asked if an Orc is having fun Firing Dakka for 9 hours?? @@tatoulino515
@@tatoulino515 A decade of just letting rip with their shoota's? Sure it ain't Krumping but it is a close second.
They get to spend most of their waking hours shooting their dakka in the vague direction of their enemies so I bet they're having oodles of fun.
They actually ran out of ammo months after they started shooting things, they’re just too dumb to actually notice it.
Ork face is just: when you hacked Pentagon with a spoon, and can't spell word "hack"
I’Z’ACKED DA PENTA FING WIFF ME PET SQUIG NAMED SPOON! (Brutal Kunnin reference)
hah, nice
@mechanicsmokems9718 the mighty machine of the god emperor vs a dumbass ork by ork standards and his pet squig named princess.
The face of a ork who has just made a improvised shoota out of some rocks, a bit of spare scrap metal, and a fully intact shoota
Tau Player: Into round 4 and waiting for the Ork player to WAAAAGH!
Ork Player: Forgot he could WAAAAGH!
Let him roll his dice!
Agreed
Ol on ol on lehmme get annotha rol
For another 5 hours
one at a time...
Should have painted your dice red, we all know it'll make your turn comes faster xD
Blue dice would be much better for luck
@@spine_apples2193why not green? Green is the best!
Ever seen purple dice? Exactly
No, use yellow dice to show how rich you are
3x times faster in fact
you know that ork is rolling 30 dice, getting 10 hits, for 1 wound and could not give less of a shit
Indeed!
Accuracy doesn't matter, filling the air with more lead than oxygen _does_
As an Ork player only melee Matters. Cause 95% of the time those ain’t gonna hit.
@@Realfoxz_ as a fellow ork player, i simply believe that it wasn't enough dakka
@@Realfoxz_ GW needs to remember that Space Orkz were meant to rock both Choppas AND Shootas.
Not JUST Choppas and Choppas alone...
Marines: (extreme depression)
ork: this is the most fun I had in weeks
Hey not to take away from your comment or to be “that guy” but that’s a guardsman not a space marine. No disrespect towards you, I’m just weird and neurodivergent.
@@MrHikari13don’t want to be “that guy” either, but that’s not a guardsman, but a Tau warrior, most likely from the Fire Caste
Love you, have a nice day
@@zakh_frei Yeah I deserve that.
@@zakh_freiclearly they're talking about the guy in the first part
@@sirpancherto with all due respect, I was aware of that, but for more comedic effect, I decided to ignore that obvious fact and react as if my dear fellow Hikari13 was referring to the guy in the second part
a 90% casualty rate for a month? wow that regiment is doing REALLY well with such low casualties!
This is a veteran regiment.
Luckiest Imperium regiment
All the other regiments are jealous 😂
That's like four time the survival rate of other regiments. I understand why they are suspected of colluding with the forces of chaos.
The existence of high casualty missions implies the existence of low casualty missions
Things haven't been the same ever since the Emperor's revelation on lemons 😢
The 90% casualty rate was because the other 90% of the platoon said they liked limes more than lemons in a survey.
Now THATS a callback!
Lemons are a mighty fruit.
We invented them OURSELVES! (cue triumphant hip thrusting)
My strategy is to make my opponent rage-quit cause my movement phase takes 2-3 business days.
Ah yes, the CfNA gambit
Me with 200 rats on the table
@@ogrynmod1765 me with 300 gants on the table
@@return4887 Me with 150 Boyz on the table (and that's just the troop units).
And now, this unit of Gaunts will conga line and spread like peanut butter to make the entire board unwalkable
Wait until the Tau realises that all of those shots get rerolls
And that those two units of fire warriors can't shoot, because they're still in melee with 3 grots
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 cant you just walk away from melee now? 8th onwards kinda ruined, well, everything.
@droslizard
Ah
Right
I think so
Tbh I haven't really followed a lot of the specifics of 8th edition rulings cuz they're dumb
@@droslizard You can fall back from a melee in your movement step, but it comes with quite a few drawbacks. You can't fall back then shoot or charge or whatnot unless you have a special rule, you have to roll to not lose models when falling back if your squad's morale broke, so on and so forth. If anything, falling back just to fall back can entirely mean just giving the enemy a fresh charge their next turn.
@@veszimardalath2969 I mean, thats why you use multiple small units to lose less, and have more units to retaliate with. Tau have always wanted to either never get caught, or lose in a single turn so they can delete the offending unit and then close the gap in the line, at least during my time with the game as a Tau player. I understand there was also an entire edition where jetpack units could fall back and shoot, but that isnt the case now.
At this point Orcs can literally rename themselves Trolls and nobody will get bothered by that.
Well there're trolls in AoS and they are sub-species of the orc family
Ogryn would be angry
Well, the shots are technically meant to happen one at a time so the ork is playing the game correctly.
Who would've geussed that an ork would be the rules lawyer?
@@arandomkobold8403when orks get bigger they also get stronger and smarter.
An 6 meters (18 foot more or less) tall Ork is smart enough to conquer several solar systems with his army.
@@arandomkobold8403 their codex was written in red
The anger of that Tau could rival a Khornate berserker.
Commander Farsight moment
You can feel it, worst of all is that most likely he cant shoot because of a dipshit grot that is 3” away from him or somethin
The only Tau that could ever get angry enough to get Khorne's attention in the Warp
*Even tho Tau have no presence in the Warp whatsoever*
@@Crimson_Sun2486
Tau have presence in the Warp. They just don't have Psyker abilities so they presence isn't as strong as Human or all Psyker species like Eldar.
Only Blanks may not have presence in the Warp, and even that depends on how you define it. Soul is just a reflection of your mind in the Warp, so arguably Blanks/Pariahs have negative presence/reflection in the Warp instead of positive one like most beings in the galaxy.
This video makes Gork happy and Mork also is happy too.
Gork is happy and smiling, while while Mork is smiling and happy
Systematically pissing the Tau player off by taking as long as possible on your turn. Now dat's some brutal kunnin' 'ight there
He missed all those shots btw. But he had a grand old time firing them!
WE'Z DO A LI'L WAAAAGHIN' ON DEM TAU
no way the translation is correct for a FAKE language but cant do Chinese worth git.
@@Johnnyboi-ch8dsOrk language is more important to translate than Chinese
Holy Shit, the google translate SLAGGING worked! How in da jhrbjbjfchbjkarr is this possible?
Google translator is really needed in dark future
@@hsalfesrever3554 Holy shit, you have my old profile picture. It's so surreal because I'm half expecting that to have been something I wrote a while back and then I realize "wait a minute, I haven't had that pfp in years!"
This is the most beautiful thing I have seen in my entire life.
Meanwhile in the background of that comment, The guardsman with one eye and the SoB in Box saying Hersey on the Speaker
Hey, my second favorite warhammer youtuber is here now
That Ork laugh is honestly the fucking best
That looks like a suspiciously low amount of dice for an Ork....
Must be a low point game.
He has two additional buckets under the table.
That's the dice for one squad of boys.
Why yes, he has a unique dice for every boy in his army, how could you tell?
All three of these replies are true at once, along with red being the fastest color.
god i love the way spine animates mouths
"I didn't even bring my competitive list! I just wanted to have a casual match on my day off!"
Tau: Formation , shoot , repositioning , end .
Orcs (with red cap and microphone) :
"Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' , what?
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' , come on !
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' , Yeah !
Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin' !"
I like that little giggle at the end
The funniest part about this is that the Ork probably hasn't hit any of the shots fired so far, and doesn't anticipate hitting any of the shots he's got left. In true ork fashion, he's committed to firing as much as he can, simply for the pleasure of shooting the dakka, rather than to actually achieve anything.
Oh god imagine if the black orcs existed in this setting, everyone would be fucked.
Ah az an ork main myself, i always find it best when dealing with one of 'those' sort of players ta do da same strategy the one depicted in this animation does.
Roll each of ya buckets of shooting or melee dice, one by one.
"That Guy™" is no match for the endless passage of time and good ol' fashioned zoggin' about.
What happens if your opposition is Guard and also does the same.
@elliotyourarobot to qoute the meme "FINALLY, A worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!"
@kaptainmanslaughta7887 and hopefully, our schedule is open for the next few days.
@@elliotyourarobot Bring beer, peanuts and a good audiobook. We're gonna be here awhile.
How to destroy a tau players morale and will: Ork players making perfect rolls.
That Ork is cooking
Dreadanon skits being adapted is always appreciated. I hope he sees this!
👀
@@DreadAnon HOLY SHIT NO WAY
@@LordCrate-du8zm I guess someone got their wish!
@@Talos55555 Yeah lol
@@DreadAnonHES HERE!!
I can eat that bowl of dices without milk!
Orks being massive trolls to the Tau is lore accurate. Once, the Tau sent a diplomat who spent time learning Orkish to try and convert them to the Greater Good.
The Orks promptly laughed in the diplomats face, collectively took turns bitch slapping him, then sent his mangled corpse back to the Tau Empire with a note that basically said "fuck you, you're next".
The orks were also confused that the Tau were upset that they used the pulse rifles given to them as a peace offering. Why give someone a gun if you don't want them to use it?
@@Lightscribe225 That's just basic common sense 🤦
Least funny Ork story lmao?
@@yakobsoulstorm5187 Nah, there are serious Ork stories. For example, Ghaz's novel.
I mean, War of the Beast has the Orks at their MOST credible/sinister, no?
Perfectly encapsulated an Ork player
Now imagine how Henry Cavill's Warhammer is gonna look like
I hope so but for now it's not looking to good, lots of drama with it rn.
Not looking good knowing Amazon
I don't have my expectations that high.
It ain't gonna happen bro
it won't happen, and it shouldn't happen considering Amazon's involved
Oh this must have been before Lootas were nerfed into the ground.
Spine_apples and DreadAnon, the crossover dreams are made of
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONES, SUBSCRIBERS FOR SPINE APPLE
ah yes
the chad, blood sheddin, dakka havin, endless horde ork
vs
the beta, long range shootin, no dakka havin, weak sauce tau
I would love to see xenos, imperium of man, and the forces of chaos play tabletop.
If you can't club a man to death with your dice bag, you aren't playing Orks right
do *not* let him fire that Railgun
"STOP ROLLING THE DAMNED DICE XENO MY ENTIRE ARMY IS REDUCED TO ATOMS!"
"Hold on iz get anotha' roll to see if I can legal'e strangle ya' 2 death."
"Wait what?"
"Crit-e-kal success."
(sounds of windpipe collasping)
YOU DON'T NOW MUCH ABOUT ORKS, DO YA GREY SKIN?
“GET OUT OF MY CAR RIGHT NOW”
9 hours of ork shooting, and approximately 3 wounds inflicted.
Ork:" They are all 6"
Dice *all roll 6*
T'au: HOW?!?!?
Orkish power of belief right there. He wanted the dice to roll 6, so they rolled 6
I watched this without audio at 2 AM and it was still funny as hell
Once an ork puts his finger on a trigger, he'll NEVER let go off it.
It’s the ork’s laugh at the end that really ties this all together
Dreadanon yaaaas
wooooooo
The ork has already won by getting to roll the dice bucket. Anything else past that is just a bonus
I've never seen a gameplay of the tabletop, but the conviction of this videos teached me in ways that i would ever imagine, thanks
The best part is, that's specifically Orks during the shooting phase. They roll literal buckets of dice only for 99% of all the shots to miss, then the one shot that doesn't deals 6d6+STR Mortal Wounds.
@@LordCrate-du8zm everyday i learn more and more, maybe i should play one tabletop
@@DiabloOfGod By all means, go ahead. I recommend starting small, and choosing whatever faction appeals to you the most. Then buy the Combat Patrol. Unless it's Admech, at which point just stop and wait for your faction to be fixed.
@@DiabloOfGod I'd actually advice you against it, unless you start with paper minis and slowly grow your army from it. Look for poorhammer first for your minis and look up the rules which is already free from the warhammer website.
@@LordCrate-du8zm Tiz deliciously Ironic that the technophile faction requires holy maintenance!
Average Ork player vs Hardcore Tau Player
I love the fact, how the game play describe me and my brother playing 40k so well.
It's a delight to see your animations again. Loved the Darkest Dungeon animatics and I remember the "Give me dreams and i'll animate them" project. Good art, good voice acting, and I hope you're holding out well amidst whatever is requiring your attention.
Wish you well and good luck where needed, and fun where you can find, make and share it.
'N may da WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! be wif' ya.
GET REKT YA GIT
BEAUTIFUL TROLLY ORC
That Ork is using some psychological warfare against that T’au by rolling his dice individually, very on brand.
Ork players: losing to their opponent is still fun
Ork players: tossing their salad on the tabletop is still fun.
Few things are more intense than an ork shooting phase
Knowing ork shooting, he is going to *maybe* get a single wound off
The orks giggle is the best part of this whole thing 🤣
That's some bloodaxe shit if I've ever seen any! Rolling each die one at a time!
The later is pretty lore accurate for the Orks. They're not just around for war and conquest, they're around to have the time of their lives and lots of shooting.
You know I didn't think Orc's understood psychological warfare.
This one seems like a Pro at it.
I shoots the ground cause it's making noises
Hey, the Orks have a lot of Dakka, they just want to share it everywhere and with everyone
Two of my favorite creators fusing into one?
I'm happy !!!!!!!
The second clip is obviously FAR more intense…
this is amazing. i love it, and the ork knows EXACTLY what he's doing.
ive come back to this so many times in the past day or so
I love you spine apples
I’m so happy you animated one of my favorite Warhammer skits
That Tau fella is close to learning how to do melee properly if that ork doesnt hasten his rolling.
Spineapple
Best video in a long while to cap off a night. You do da Great Gork and Mork proud ya git!
Don’t forget the important fact that the ork hit fucking nothing with those shots
What a great way to end my night. Quality content.
Damn,even Angron isn't that angry.
as a Warhammer Ork player myself, I smiled a toofy grin
The inner NG artist coming out with this one
That was really well animated and I got a really good giggle out of it. Well done! 😁
that ork gonna use the rules to break you
Tau, Mr. Bond? I use the Da Big Jump and transfer my 30 Orks right into your defense line. Wagghhh, Mr. Bond.
my first army has started. A squad of thousand sons is the beginning. cant wait to get into this.
As an Ork playah. Datz da mozt orky fing I kan imagine.
I have a homebrew Ork Clan called the Damokleez Ray-dah's (Damocles Raiders, for anyone not fluent in Orkish).
They get their name because they almost exclusively dwell in the Damocles Gulf, and have a LOT of beef with the Tau. They love their flashy gubbinz though, so more often than not you'll notice Battlesuit parts attached to Meganobz or a Grot-piloted drone as part of their WAAAAGHs. They boast about having the best Mekboys and vehicles (though Orks are known to brag so who knows how valid this claim is), considering that their foes are incredibly technologically advanced the Raiders get plenty of chances to steal and salvage some fancy dakka for themselves.
That's really it. Their Warboss uses a Kustom Mega Armor derived from a Crisis Suit, and their Big Meks all have various miscellaneous trinkets and gizmos they found among whatever was left of their enemies, but that's really just a modeling thing I want to do that has no real impact on the lore of the clan.
GREATAH GEWD?! MOAR LIKE GREATAH SHREWD! EHEH!
Reminds me how I wanna run multiple Ork Klans at once.
(Bad Moons for Shootas and Meks, Evil Suns for a Biker gang, Goffs for a Punk Rock band, and Blood Axes for Deadly Kommandos. Aswell as stuff like Stormboyz and what ever else I can think of.)
> when your favorite animator is slowly revealed to be a 40k nerd
Gotta love it
Your channel never fails to make me smile :)
0:15 This image single-handely makes me chuckle every time I remember it. Great video.
Man i really need to get some minis and start playing. (also its good to have you back)
I love your animations, they are very good
Hol on hol on I Gotz 80 more dice to roll
And it ain’t even da charge faze ya git
"Give me some more time! I still need to move the rest of my 50 Cadian shock troops."
I love the samurai jack esc animation on the tau. I immediately thought of mad jack with the tau's facial features.
Wait until the melee phase
Background music for the second part is from kirby mass attack for the people who wanted to know
The faces in this are so good
Every faction has that "come on!" Trait
The best part is the Ork player probably missed every shot.