The wizard yelling about how he's not going to announce his spells anymore is still my favorite. "Y'all can find out what they are when they obliterates the shit out of you!" XD
The fact that this one is titled "Vol.1" leads me to believe that there will be more of these, and I sincerely look forward to it. These shorts are awesome! With that said... FIREBALL!! 😄
Hear me out: 1. Fireball opens a momentary portal into the Elemental Plane of Fire, releasing an omnidirectional gout of flame. 2. Presumably, on the other end, a similar volume of relatively very cool air from the Prime Material Plane enters the Elemental Plane of Fire. 3. The Efreeti, a race of genies, live in the City of Brass on the Elemental Plane of Fire, and often trade with mortals. 4. Fireball is an extraordinarily common spell, and there seems to be a long-standing culture within wizard schools and traditions pushing it as the solution to many of life's problems. 5. *What if the commonality of Fireball is all an Efreeti conspiracy to provide air conditioning for the City of Brass???*
Came out of blue, I got an idea, hear me out: Meme: “Your ex cheated on you for a richer guy, but she forgot you’re a bard and a vindictive little shit” Song: 50 ways to say goodbye
@@theguybehindyou4762 Yeah,but also kinda nah...would be more like fireball rap or sth. too...and possibly the Radioactive song from the short,but all Wizard style...
"I CaST, I CaST, oH I CASt," F-$$( YOU! I'M NOT GOING TO ANNOUNCE MY F($)! ING SPELLS ANYMORE. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT WHEN THEY INFIGURATE THE $#! % OUT OF YOU! (casts powerword Cripple on the paladin in the corner)
My favorite part was when the wizard at 2:27 said "I CAST...IRON!" and then hit the other guy in the face with a frying pan. That part had me laughing.
@@mariaindiasalvatierra2687 Those spells are extremely weak I shall summon the most powerful spell in the book By the light of the stars…. By the shadow of the the moon… REPTILIAN WIZARD CASTS!!!! TUNGSTEN CUBE OF DOOM!!!!!
Math time : $100,000,000 in nickels means 20,000,000,000 coins. Each of these coins weights 5 gramms (roughly 0.011 pounds), meaning you'd get 10,000 metric tons (11023 US tons / 9842 UK tons) of coins falling on your head. an equivalence would be 4.25 Ford F-150.
Interesting point, in that example of one lying guard and one truth teller, since the guard that lies said “the other nothing but lies” it means that he’s either able to tell the truth under certain conditions, or that both of them are actually liars.
To preserve the riddle I think you would have to interpret the "the other nothing but lies" as an independent sentence and not a continuation of what the truth teller was saying. In which case the lying guard would be saying the other guard (the truth teller) says nothing but lies, which is a lie.
casting Tungsten Ballsack on the wizard may SEEM like a good idea until you realize that they are, in fact...A MUSCLE WIZARD at that point, you may as well have cast it on a raging barbarian for all the good it did
last night i was in a session and our two wizard planned to cast fireball at the same time, dm had then both roll. both nat 20. the minor bbeg we were dealing with was nuked by this amplified fireball that left nothing, not even ash.
my DnD character is a sorcerer who eats people and loves goblins, if he caught a wizard doing that hes SOOOOOOOOO died! he can cast silence and darkness centered on him in such a way that he can both still see you AND keep casting, there is no escaping an angry shadowcaster, also he looks like david bowie
FW: *Looks up through half closed 'good' eye* W2: *heals wizard foe* "I must thank you for casting "Forgive Yourself" because I forgave myself for not casting something else. Sooo..." FW: *happiness fades and blinks in confusion* W2 : "... I cast Reveal Dark Secrets!" FW: *admits horrifyingly embarassing secret every time they open their mouth*
You couldn't have chosen a better short to start with. That audio is forever rooted in my brain and *I love it*
And references to the previous spells.
commenter i just saw your channel and i subbed, keep up the weirdness my guy and enjoy your day
I just know volume 2 is gonna have my two favorites, “I cast endometriosis” and “power word: scrunch”
"I have to get the FUCK out of here!"
Power word: scrunch is a all time favorite of mine
Tungsten ballsac gets me every time.
Wear a cup then.
Try to counter with tungsten lego kidney stones ;)
To that, I add a simple spell: heat metal.
@@truth285 and here I tought it couldn't get worse.
Dear Lord.
I thought repel Maidens always got you, seeing that you have no maidens!!! 😂😂😂
my favorite is still
"Nice argument, however...
FIREBALL!!!"
I cast infinite venereal diseases.
all wizards come across that a time where this is the best answer lol
@@darkcarnage9188
that’s true
But unfortunately
Reptilian wizard casts….
1,000,000 dollars
In pennies
@@goldgamercommenting2990 well i Cast: full body Arthritis !~
@@darkcarnage9188what I made you rich
"bingus bongus ita's time to rip the bongus" i love that line
Reptilian wizard casts….
TUNGSTEN BALL SACKS
I worked 12 hours last night and that's the line that I said the entire time😂
The wizard yelling about how he's not going to announce his spells anymore is still my favorite.
"Y'all can find out what they are when they obliterates the shit out of you!" XD
The fact that this one is titled "Vol.1" leads me to believe that there will be more of these, and I sincerely look forward to it. These shorts are awesome!
With that said...
FIREBALL!! 😄
I CAST PERMANENTLY WARM PILLOW! ON BOTH SIDES!
@@Kokichi_Oma_Official Thanks! My apartment is freezing. 🥶
Wizard: I mean...I'm about to commune with a demon, be real hypocritical for me to ask questions.
I CAST, LEGO KIDNEY STONES
edit: HERE ME WIZARD MOTHER. I HAVE BECOME FAMOUS
Counterspell 😅
I CAST STEP ON A D4 DICE
Hey that's a war crime
The floor is lego.
@@Draga-js1hd 😆
we really need a mod for Skyrim with these spells! cast instant Brazillian Wax on a Werewolf!
😂😂😂😂
And the scream would be heard by every werewolf in the world, and only the werewolves.
You cast that on me and I'll feed you your own oven-roasted thigh. (Seriously, look up "Hannibal Leg Cooking scene.)
And it will be a cat scream from Tom and Jerry
Why limit to Werewolves? How about including bears, sabretooth tigers, trolls and Khajiits.
Hear me out:
1. Fireball opens a momentary portal into the Elemental Plane of Fire, releasing an omnidirectional gout of flame.
2. Presumably, on the other end, a similar volume of relatively very cool air from the Prime Material Plane enters the Elemental Plane of Fire.
3. The Efreeti, a race of genies, live in the City of Brass on the Elemental Plane of Fire, and often trade with mortals.
4. Fireball is an extraordinarily common spell, and there seems to be a long-standing culture within wizard schools and traditions pushing it as the solution to many of life's problems.
5. *What if the commonality of Fireball is all an Efreeti conspiracy to provide air conditioning for the City of Brass???*
... Damn, you have a point.
Yo…
This is going to make it so easy to homebrew all these spells into dnd.
Came out of blue, I got an idea, hear me out:
Meme: “Your ex cheated on you for a richer guy, but she forgot you’re a bard and a vindictive little shit”
Song: 50 ways to say goodbye
So, nat 20 + some buffs vicious mockery?
Reading this in scottish got me rolling in tears😂
50 ways to leave your lover would be epic yeah
This needs to be a music video, stat
So "Just slip out the back, Jack" as a spell?
"Ahh...AHHHH..."
"I cast COUNTERSNEEZE!"
"Ah, damnit."
“Ah you d- I needed those!” Gets me every time!
I CAST....... NIPPLE TWISTER!!!!!
I CAST NUTT CRACKER!!!!!
You monster!!
I cast CONCRETE SUPPOSITORY!!!
I cast skunk attraction
I CAST FLATULENT FIREBALL......
I CAST WET SOCKS
I CAST: "AMAZING WIZARD COMPILATION!"
0:57 I thought he would cast $100,000,000 worth of debt!
Oooooh that’s a pretty good one. I gotta write that down!
Well, that's sounds worse than being crushed by a bunch of nickels
@@RADARMYBRAT32
I cast
100,000,000 dollars
@@goldgamercommenting2990 In nickels or in debt?
Oh man I love these so much. I could watch them for hours. Favorite are the manual breathing and iron. I laugh so much EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
PLEASE MAKE THE WIZARD RADIO A REAL THING❤😂
It be like those 10 hour Monk chant vids
@@theguybehindyou4762 Yeah,but also kinda nah...would be more like fireball rap or sth. too...and possibly the Radioactive song from the short,but all Wizard style...
OH ITS ON YOU SON OF GNOMES! I CAST... UNENDING PAPER CUTS🧙
That's just "Flensing" and it's a warcrime.
You asked for this! I CAST… REGROW WISDOM TEETH!!!
Right followed by a modified "create water spell"
CREATE CITRUS JUCE
I cast TEETHING PAIN
"I CaST, I CaST, oH I CASt,"
F-$$( YOU! I'M NOT GOING TO ANNOUNCE MY F($)! ING SPELLS ANYMORE. YOU WILL JUST HAVE TO STICK AROUND AND FIND OUT WHEN THEY INFIGURATE THE $#! % OUT OF YOU! (casts powerword Cripple on the paladin in the corner)
I cast ORIFICE SHUFFLE
i found Bill Cipher
Yeah? Well, I cast PERPETUALLY STUBBED TOE!
Well then I cast TOES STEALER!
Okay calm down
@@genericname2747 Me? Calm Down? I Cast UNSTOPPABLE TANTRUM
I CAST EYE-PAD (proceeds to make all wizards wear double pirate-eyepatches)
*acquires Sheikah Slate*
I cast $24000,0000....... in debt!!
I want more wizard cooking shows
"One, two, three, four, I declare a wiza--"
I cast Gun. *_[BANG!]_*
Never forget "I cast GUN" was the climax of a movie actually called Wizards
Ah... an artificer, I see.
I cast! Agressive sneezing!
Jokes on you…I’m always aggressive with my sneezes
I cast...incomplete sneeze!
I cast... *_EARDRUM RUPTURE_*
@@ishidan01 NOOOOOO!!!
@@ishidan01no you have to cast ETERNAL INCOMPLETE SNEEZE WITH NO RELIEF, because otherwise it runs out after a minute
Casting Instant Brazilian Wax on a werewolf or any similarly hairy creature has got to qualify as some kind of war crime XD
@@nuclear_wizard Noted,i try to bring it through in Geneva.
Have you ever heard of a little spell called "Heat Metal"?
I cast
Uncontrollable Explosive Bowel Movement
Fiery ...
Soooo...you cast Taco Bell?
Cast that one after Mend Buttcrack and it's a fate worse than death
Hope he's not wearing white robes....
5/10. Not enough Fireball.
I got a fever--
No wonder this all ended in a War.
I cast SLINGSHOT SCROTUM!!!!
Why is it that the Total Tongue Awareness always gets me?! Just the face he makes cracks me up every time!
Honestly, Instant Brazilian Wax is a fairly useful spell. If you can take the pain that is. But at least it's fast.
My favorite part was when the wizard at 2:27 said "I CAST...IRON!" and then hit the other guy in the face with a frying pan. That part had me laughing.
I CAST, PERFECT FANFICTION RECOLLECTION!
I cast UNCONTROLLABLE BOWELS!
Man i love youre art style, hope You keep going with the good shit ❤️
I cast! INSIDE OUT FLESH!
I cast permanent Charlie's horse.😂
as an avid fan of wizardposting, i thank you for these animations, these are some of the funniest videos I've seen in recent times
I CAST...
COMBUSTIBLE TESTICLES!!
I CAST
HAND SANITIZER IN PAPER CUT!!
Well... that gives a whole new meaning to fireball...
@@mariaindiasalvatierra2687
Those spells are extremely weak
I shall summon the most powerful spell in the book
By the light of the stars…. By the shadow of the the moon…
REPTILIAN WIZARD CASTS!!!!
TUNGSTEN CUBE OF DOOM!!!!!
I cast "itchy bones"
I cast "total tongue awarness"
Him: "blue bla bla blurgh"
Im ded 😂😂
everyone :I CAST FIREBALL
meanwhile me: I CAST INFINITE DIARRHEA
I cast CONTINUOUS STUBBED TOE!!!
I CAST, BOWLEGGED TIPTOEING!
I CAST
INSATIABLE PALM ITCH
I love how maniacly joyful everyone is in these.
I CAST MOLDY FRIDGE!
Math time : $100,000,000 in nickels means 20,000,000,000 coins. Each of these coins weights 5 gramms (roughly 0.011 pounds), meaning you'd get 10,000 metric tons (11023 US tons / 9842 UK tons) of coins falling on your head. an equivalence would be 4.25 Ford F-150.
Interesting point, in that example of one lying guard and one truth teller, since the guard that lies said “the other nothing but lies” it means that he’s either able to tell the truth under certain conditions, or that both of them are actually liars.
There's actually an episode in Yu-Gi-Oh about that.
And that’s not even taking into account the possibility of both of them being capable of both telling the truth or lying like any ordinary person
Due to layoffs, there is only one guard and he lies 50% of the time
To preserve the riddle I think you would have to interpret the "the other nothing but lies" as an independent sentence and not a continuation of what the truth teller was saying. In which case the lying guard would be saying the other guard (the truth teller) says nothing but lies, which is a lie.
the Skulls one is still too damn funny.
- I CAST... EMPOWERED WHACKTHUD!!!
- Wha-
FIVE MINUTES OF DOODLES!? LETS GOOO! ❤
I cast... RECTAL TASTEBUDS!
Lol. Last one always makes me smile.😁
I hope this stays on youtube for a long time, I love these wizard memes 😂😂😂
I cast, Russian sleeping experiment 💀
Dude, yikes
casting Tungsten Ballsack on the wizard may SEEM like a good idea
until you realize that they are, in fact...A MUSCLE WIZARD
at that point, you may as well have cast it on a raging barbarian for all the good it did
God I love those Wizards XD
*casually bends the wizards floppy wrist upwards*
The Wrist: *crasaaasassaaack*
The Wizard: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I cast, GREATER SUMMER FLORIDA HEAT!
I cast LEGO shoes
it is indeed wizard time
last night i was in a session and our two wizard planned to cast fireball at the same time, dm had then both roll. both nat 20. the minor bbeg we were dealing with was nuked by this amplified fireball that left nothing, not even ash.
The way these were edited thogeter is absolute genius
I CAST CONSTANT DOORWAY EFFECT!
i cast...INSTANT SHITTING
"This one liar" is perfection
*Cue Electric Ave*
"... this one, liar" LMAOOOO
The Greybeards only listen to that Real Wizards FM
I cast...splinter under every nail!
I CAST SEE-THROUGH SKIN!
“I CAST… ACID PISS!”
I CAST, PERIOD CRAMPS!!!!
And Manual blinking
my DnD character is a sorcerer who eats people and loves goblins, if he caught a wizard doing that hes SOOOOOOOOO died! he can cast silence and darkness centered on him in such a way that he can both still see you AND keep casting, there is no escaping an angry shadowcaster, also he looks like david bowie
I cast....... STUMBLE OF WORDS!!!!
I CAST FLOOR OF LEGOS AND NAILS!
I cast...*Dio voice * ROADA ROLLA! MUDAMUDAMUDA!!!
WIZARD WAR! I CAST FIREBALL!!!
I cast power word scrunch!!
FW: *Looks up through half closed 'good' eye*
W2: *heals wizard foe*
"I must thank you for casting "Forgive Yourself" because I forgave myself for not casting something else. Sooo..."
FW: *happiness fades and blinks in confusion*
W2 : "... I cast Reveal Dark Secrets!"
FW: *admits horrifyingly embarassing secret every time they open their mouth*
The cleric beast theme made my day
kinda thought he'd say "i cast $100000000... IN DEBT"
I love the 3:22
I Cast My Fist In Someone's Face (and it is a level 19 Fist as well)
I CAST! slightly irritated allergies
0:53 in pennies
Instant Brazilian wax could be very profitable, and less painful than an actual Brazilian xD
4:03 Damn I didn't know wizards could learn vicious mockery.
Tungsten balls gets me every time. 😂🤣
The wizard anti-goblin agenda is hilarious
- I CAST IRON
- Iron wha-?!
*Smacks him an iron pan.* - Meh heh hehe!
You guys all think you're so clever. I cast....NO PROTECTIVE STOMACH LINING!
Oh yeah...
I CAST, ITCHY RECTUM!!!
@@christianalbanito3062 I cast LEGOS UNDER YOUR FOOT AT NIGHT!
@@angrytheclown801 Oh it's on.
I cast FEET FOR HANDS!!
@@christianalbanito3062 Oh you're going to be like that huh? I stomp-cast, CONSTANTLY LOOPING HOUSEWIVES OF AMISH COUNTRY IN YOUR MIND!
@@angrytheclown801 Is that your best?!
I cast ETERNAL ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION WHILE MARRIED TO HOT CHICK!!!
I cast…. POP!
100 million dollars worth of nickles would be 22,046,226 lbs
The start to this video couldn't have been more perfect!
What is the song that lasts a few seconds at 1:41 please I need to know
I think it's not an existing cover :( but I want it for quite some time already as well.
It’s a cover of Radioactive
I CAST..... HOT PLATE WITH COLD FOOD
i cast DOUBLE ASS HAIR LENGTH
Double-ass hair or double ass-hair?
I CAST THORNY BODY HAIR