Omg I do actually the same and I really feel your pain. Especially when I have my back turned to my phone while I’m trying to sleep and an add comes on and I have to turn around to skip it... these are like my goodnight stories haha
Ah yes. The good 'ol existentialism breakdown. When I was about 7 or 8 I watched some documentary about entropy and they discussed different theories about how the universe would end. That kicked off a series of multiple-a-week panic attacks that I hardly had the capacity to understand, let alone the language to explain. I would just start crying and shaking and telling my mom I 'was scared'. When pressed as to why, it would take a lot to coax the reason out of me as I was so terrified. I'd say, "The big rip!" And just hug her. ...That's when my parents realized I needed to see a psychologist. Lol. 13 years and a crap ton of medication for anxiety, OCD, and AD/HD later; and I still didn't fully get over my own mortality until I was about 17. Even then, my solution was just to start pretending the problem didn't exist.
I stay up an hour or two after when I'm supposed to go to bed. I wear headphones and I'm quiet whenever I watch anything on my tablet, but my mom recently told me that she knew I stayed up late, but since I woke up well rested in the morning and her good grades, she doesn't mind. I thought I was good at pretending to be asleep, I guess I need more practice.
When I was like four, I had this string tied to a wooden rod at my grandma’s house because she did not have any toys. I found some tiny glass fish (definitely hand crafted, expensive, she still has them) and tied one to the end of the string. Pretended to cast the rod and *shatter* Glass fish met glass light bulb and made a glass mess. The fish won, it was intact, the light bulb cover wasn’t so lucky. About ten years later, my brother gets a bullwhip from our other grandma (he was 5 and really into Indiana Jones). Shows off his whipping skills at first grandma’s house, breaks the same part of the fan that had been broken and replaced ten years earlier
At thanksgiving my son (3) got put on timeout because he wasn’t listening to grandma and grandpa and refused to take his shoes off at the door and put them away. We eventually got the shoes off but he still refused to put them away so he had to sit next to me on timeout until he put his shoes away. My daughter (2) really wanted to play with her brother so she just grabbed his shoes and took them to put them away. We told her thank you for offering, but her brother had to put away his own shoes. He relented shortly after and put the shoes away but then my daughter started fake copying her brother’s tantrum about the shoes, pouted and put herself in timeout. We were all laughing so hard that she eventually started laughing too, let herself out of timeout, and went to play with her big brother.
My mom is a heavy sleeper and often forgets when I tell her stuff. One time I went to see a movie with my friend and left while she was asleep. I came home and scared her. She thought I was an intruder. She told me she forgot I was seeing a movie, woke up while I was gone and checked my room earlier. I have a lot of blankets and pillows so it constantly looks like I'm in bed. She thought I was home the whole time. 😅 So in a way I tricked my mom. If I wanted to be to be sneaky, I could have gone through the window and she wouldnt have known.
Reading this, I realize that my boys were exceptionally good kids. My oldest got a detention and didn't want to go to school so rather than try to play the sick card, he drank some epikac to make himself throw up but it didn't work by the time the bus came. As they approached the school he was trying to hold it back but got to the bushes by the door to let go. I was called to pick him up. Years later he told me what he had done. I told him that I pretended to be sick to stay home from school when I got detention but and it worked without me making myself actually sick. He said he didn't think it would work with me.
I have one: I hate cheese covered spaghetti (don't judge) and I always had to eat it or no dessert but one day I just couldn't bring myself to eat the last bits of it so I dumped it in the trash and tried to cover it but my aunt found it and confronted me about it and asked why it was there and I was really nervous as I only had seconds to say something so, off the top of my head I say, "I accidentally spilled some so I picked it up." She actually bought that and I even got dessert
Here's a way I tricked my parents a few years ago when I was 12. I wasn't doing too well in school because I didn't care at the time and was going through some shit but my parents light thought I was stupid. Here's the thing with kids be careful about making promises you can't keep. Because my mother said she'd get me 3ds xl if I passed 3rd quarter, I knew we couldn't afford it at the time. And I asked if she was serious she said yes. That night I was catching up on home work when I overheard my dad saying I wasn't gonna pass, not even a c in half classes he bet. So end of 3rd quarter came around and I had a b honor rule wouldn't believe the look on my parents face, didn't get It until a few months later because we were moving. But it was worth it for those faces.
A daily occurrence with my 2 & 3 year old goes like this: Me: *turns on Netflix* what do you want to watch? Kids: *pick show they want to watch* Me: okay! *puts on show* Kids: *start freaking out because I put on the show they asked for and that’s not what they picked*
My 2 year old throws a fit when she cant put a piece of clothing on. Moat of the time she is putting pants on her arms or several other things on her arms.
That reminds me of my younger brother when he was about four he caught a small green lizard and packed the poor thing full of sand. I rescued it and helped it out and gave it some water, and it came back to life after a few hours, but after he thought that he killed it, he was really really sad because he wasn’t trying to be mean he just was trying to feed it. Lmao
Yeah I knew Santa wasn't real for a long time too. I also drew on the entirety of my rooms walls with pen and marker because I was bored and got mad at my mom and dad for taking my TV away because I wouldn't stop watching cartoons late at night (I was afraid of the laundry room because they turned the light off at night and sonic helped me sleep better) I'm still mad at my dad for giving my mom the idea but he can literally get out of any situation with words so he gets more respect than anger from me as a result
Why is it that in the bad influence/don't trust the other kid or their family member stories at the end, there were so many stories that ended in these poor kids joining the military?
I did the encoding thing but went all out. Not only would the code be really complicated, but the keys would be encoded and the key to those will be too. And a piece of each key was used to unencode the final message. Overall it took minutes to encode a message and even longer to unencode it even if you knew how to so I didn't use it unless I REALLY didn't want someone to find it. I had simpler codes for other stuff too.
Bro one time a kid in my class took a toy of mine I told the teacher I wasn't a good kid btw and he said it was his toy and I never got it back because my parents never picked me up from school
Okay okay I just wanna go to see my mom lol lol I love you you too lol lol I love you too lol lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I
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I listen to these videos while I sleep. I feel true pain every time there is an ad and I’m nice and warm in my bed.
Omg I do actually the same and I really feel your pain. Especially when I have my back turned to my phone while I’m trying to sleep and an add comes on and I have to turn around to skip it... these are like my goodnight stories haha
The ads are like right when I'd start to fall asleep too 30-45 minutes in
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@@lemonzester12 Bruh nah I’m broke I’d rather feel pain than pay
I also listen to them as I sleep. I have youtube premium but for some reason after like 2 videos they just stop playing
Ah yes. The good 'ol existentialism breakdown. When I was about 7 or 8 I watched some documentary about entropy and they discussed different theories about how the universe would end. That kicked off a series of multiple-a-week panic attacks that I hardly had the capacity to understand, let alone the language to explain. I would just start crying and shaking and telling my mom I 'was scared'. When pressed as to why, it would take a lot to coax the reason out of me as I was so terrified. I'd say, "The big rip!" And just hug her.
...That's when my parents realized I needed to see a psychologist. Lol.
13 years and a crap ton of medication for anxiety, OCD, and AD/HD later; and I still didn't fully get over my own mortality until I was about 17. Even then, my solution was just to start pretending the problem didn't exist.
Holy shit that's rough
I stay up an hour or two after when I'm supposed to go to bed. I wear headphones and I'm quiet whenever I watch anything on my tablet, but my mom recently told me that she knew I stayed up late, but since I woke up well rested in the morning and her good grades, she doesn't mind. I thought I was good at pretending to be asleep, I guess I need more practice.
When I was like four, I had this string tied to a wooden rod at my grandma’s house because she did not have any toys. I found some tiny glass fish (definitely hand crafted, expensive, she still has them) and tied one to the end of the string. Pretended to cast the rod and *shatter*
Glass fish met glass light bulb and made a glass mess. The fish won, it was intact, the light bulb cover wasn’t so lucky.
About ten years later, my brother gets a bullwhip from our other grandma (he was 5 and really into Indiana Jones). Shows off his whipping skills at first grandma’s house, breaks the same part of the fan that had been broken and replaced ten years earlier
Those stories about the toddlers make me so happy my son is 10 now 😅
The microwave going **BEEP BEEP BEEP** at 3 AM is a dead giveaway
At thanksgiving my son (3) got put on timeout because he wasn’t listening to grandma and grandpa and refused to take his shoes off at the door and put them away. We eventually got the shoes off but he still refused to put them away so he had to sit next to me on timeout until he put his shoes away. My daughter (2) really wanted to play with her brother so she just grabbed his shoes and took them to put them away. We told her thank you for offering, but her brother had to put away his own shoes. He relented shortly after and put the shoes away but then my daughter started fake copying her brother’s tantrum about the shoes, pouted and put herself in timeout. We were all laughing so hard that she eventually started laughing too, let herself out of timeout, and went to play with her big brother.
My mom is a heavy sleeper and often forgets when I tell her stuff. One time I went to see a movie with my friend and left while she was asleep. I came home and scared her. She thought I was an intruder. She told me she forgot I was seeing a movie, woke up while I was gone and checked my room earlier. I have a lot of blankets and pillows so it constantly looks like I'm in bed. She thought I was home the whole time. 😅
So in a way I tricked my mom. If I wanted to be to be sneaky, I could have gone through the window and she wouldnt have known.
Reading this, I realize that my boys were exceptionally good kids. My oldest got a detention and didn't want to go to school so rather than try to play the sick card, he drank some epikac to make himself throw up but it didn't work by the time the bus came. As they approached the school he was trying to hold it back but got to the bushes by the door to let go. I was called to pick him up. Years later he told me what he had done. I told him that I pretended to be sick to stay home from school when I got detention but and it worked without me making myself actually sick. He said he didn't think it would work with me.
I absolutely hate when people say they are babysitting their own child. It is literally not possible
I have one:
I hate cheese covered spaghetti (don't judge) and I always had to eat it or no dessert but one day I just couldn't bring myself to eat the last bits of it so I dumped it in the trash and tried to cover it but my aunt found it and confronted me about it and asked why it was there and I was really nervous as I only had seconds to say something so, off the top of my head I say, "I accidentally spilled some so I picked it up." She actually bought that and I even got dessert
Here's a way I tricked my parents a few years ago when I was 12.
I wasn't doing too well in school because I didn't care at the time and was going through some shit but my parents light thought I was stupid. Here's the thing with kids be careful about making promises you can't keep. Because my mother said she'd get me 3ds xl if I passed 3rd quarter, I knew we couldn't afford it at the time. And I asked if she was serious she said yes. That night I was catching up on home work when I overheard my dad saying I wasn't gonna pass, not even a c in half classes he bet. So end of 3rd quarter came around and I had a b honor rule wouldn't believe the look on my parents face, didn't get It until a few months later because we were moving. But it was worth it for those faces.
I’m listening to this at 11:00 after I snuck to the kitchen to eat some steak. Rn I’m eating leftover steak and some sprite. Lol
eyyyyy the outro works again haha
Every time I would get “sick” and feel better after the bus left even with As I was always taken to school after the bus left :(
There’s a video in ur ads
Kirby is wondering what you have for keeping secrets from your family!
Kirby ma man im hiding the n word pass btw want one?
@@CertifiedWTRPerson What is the “n word”?
If i didnt have the n word pass i would be dead
@@CertifiedWTRPerson Ah. But what is it? Why is it so bad that you would be dead?
Because keep inventory is off
A daily occurrence with my 2 & 3 year old goes like this:
Me: *turns on Netflix* what do you want to watch?
Kids: *pick show they want to watch*
Me: okay! *puts on show*
Kids: *start freaking out because I put on the show they asked for and that’s not what they picked*
My 2 year old throws a fit when she cant put a piece of clothing on. Moat of the time she is putting pants on her arms or several other things on her arms.
That reminds me of my younger brother when he was about four he caught a small green lizard and packed the poor thing full of sand. I rescued it and helped it out and gave it some water, and it came back to life after a few hours, but after he thought that he killed it, he was really really sad because he wasn’t trying to be mean he just was trying to feed it. Lmao
Yeah I knew Santa wasn't real for a long time too. I also drew on the entirety of my rooms walls with pen and marker because I was bored and got mad at my mom and dad for taking my TV away because I wouldn't stop watching cartoons late at night (I was afraid of the laundry room because they turned the light off at night and sonic helped me sleep better) I'm still mad at my dad for giving my mom the idea but he can literally get out of any situation with words so he gets more respect than anger from me as a result
Why is it that in the bad influence/don't trust the other kid or their family member stories at the end, there were so many stories that ended in these poor kids joining the military?
Found out when I turned 18 that my dad knew I was going out to smoke with my friends all the time
7:38 *A* *W* *W*
thank goodness this wasn’t posted during school or my dumbass would’ve watched the whole thing in science
This is all why I'm never having crotch goblins
If my child threw a drink on the floor, I would make them clean it even if it took two hours.
I did the encoding thing but went all out. Not only would the code be really complicated, but the keys would be encoded and the key to those will be too. And a piece of each key was used to unencode the final message.
Overall it took minutes to encode a message and even longer to unencode it even if you knew how to so I didn't use it unless I REALLY didn't want someone to find it. I had simpler codes for other stuff too.
there were 419 likes so I liked it and it became 420 👌
Lol I think I'm on here.
1:25:56 OP is Danny Fenton.
48:00 the names zaboomafo
I love listening to these while I do stuff around the house! (• ◡•)
Why does this have so little comments?
Bro one time a kid in my class took a toy of mine I told the teacher I wasn't a good kid btw and he said it was his toy and I never got it back because my parents never picked me up from school
All my kids try to but I'm smarter cause I done the same stuff as them
I listen to these stories so it reminds me that I never want kids. Kids suck and I don't need that crap in my life.
Childfree right here!
Rein
Okay okay I just wanna go to see my mom lol lol I love you you too lol lol I love you too lol lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I love you too lol lol I
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The entire second section had me saying "Fucking Millinial Parents" Because my dad, a Gen X, would have beat me for almost everything.
9:18 what’s a DS? I’m legit confused what is that?
the nintendo handheld game system