Doctor Reacts To Twilight “Medical” Scenes

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  • @riyaanand22
    @riyaanand22 หลายเดือนก่อน +6303

    "Bella dying while Edward hands the baby to her"
    Mike- "Yes, skin to skin is important" 😂😂

    • @margarbieadams8200
      @margarbieadams8200 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

      😂🤣😂🤣

    • @mirandakoenig3090
      @mirandakoenig3090 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      This hahahaha

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Never had kids, I see. The light headedness and weakness after having a baby is pretty close to almost dying.

    • @bumblebee898
      @bumblebee898 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      That was hilarious 😂😂😂

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

      I had a c section and was awake for it. If I hadn't pre requested not to see my child immediately after she was born they would have handed her to me too while still sliced open. Laugh all you want but that part definitely was not the point of the docs commentary

  • @Maria-zk3sw
    @Maria-zk3sw หลายเดือนก่อน +9740

    "oh no she's gonna eat the scalpel"
    "oh is he eating the baby?"
    IM DECEASED

    • @luzytb4681
      @luzytb4681 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      XDDDDDDDDDDDD I CANT

    • @dm4121
      @dm4121 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Ask doctor Mike to perform chest compression on you then😨

    • @tyrondacoleman2694
      @tyrondacoleman2694 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dietotaku
      @dietotaku หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      so is bella 🥁

    • @akshen92
      @akshen92 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Someone call the ambulance. Imma perform chest compressions. 👩🏽‍⚕️

  • @KH-gj3ih
    @KH-gj3ih 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +682

    I probably drove my entire family nuts as they were trying to sleep and I was roaring with laughter over the entire c-section scene. “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he just spit on her and bring her back?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SashaThePhoenix
    @SashaThePhoenix 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +655

    -the placenta detached by accident when Bella tried to pick something up by bending over, so they had to do an emergency c-section
    -the placenta has the same level of invulnerability as vampire skin, so the only thing that can cut through it is vampire teeth, hence the stomach biting.

    • @mykajones2308
      @mykajones2308 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +31

      Ohhhhh

    • @WeAreThePerfectStorm
      @WeAreThePerfectStorm 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +42

      Magical teeth versus very sharp scalpel 😅 but yeah that makes more sense to me now too.... in a way

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Well yes, the placenta AND embryonic sac yes

    • @d.5432
      @d.5432 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      Oh thanks for clearing that up. I was so confused

    • @khushbuluhar11
      @khushbuluhar11 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Yes

  • @covidfeverdream
    @covidfeverdream หลายเดือนก่อน +2827

    “Is she okay? She looks frail.” as Bella dies sent me.

    • @lisa_vxng
      @lisa_vxng หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Same

    • @biancaoxo02
      @biancaoxo02 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      😂😂😂😭

    • @natalielawyerchick
      @natalielawyerchick 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      I screamed with laughter 😂

    • @ClaudiaReneFuentes
      @ClaudiaReneFuentes 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      this comment made me laugh about it all over again

    • @BoxOfToasters
      @BoxOfToasters 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Bella: Dying
      Dr Mike: HMMM SHE LOOKS FRAIL

  • @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb
    @VeronicaGarcia-hf7jb หลายเดือนก่อน +1761

    “Aren’t vampires worries about blood-borne diseases?”
    Gives a whole new meaning to “Drink responsibly.”

    • @andriannalu4991
      @andriannalu4991 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +36

      Honestly I never considered that they could get blood-borne diseases. Now I can't help but consider this a possibility

    • @daniverdusco9452
      @daniverdusco9452 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      Okay, but their bodies just regenerate constantly, so would it be a problem?

    • @silasthesnail
      @silasthesnail 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      In ‘Only lovers left alive’ they actually mention this a lot, talking about “bad blood” and how they can only get blood from a specific source

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

      They are dead.
      The diseases aren't catching. 🤷🏿

    • @marianelachiu7582
      @marianelachiu7582 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@daniverdusco9452 maybe it would be like getting food poisoning?

  • @chicvintage1736
    @chicvintage1736 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +355

    Of course Carlisle is in desperate need of a transfusion. He’s a vampire. He literally had almost all of his blood sucked out of him before he became a vampire.

    • @garbage69353
      @garbage69353 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      That is canonically inaccurate. The vampire who turned him did so accidentally and hastily, so not much blood was removed.

    • @pamhernandez6565
      @pamhernandez6565 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I laughed too hard at this comment! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @TiaTaya
    @TiaTaya 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +444

    I love how he said the long hair doesn't look good on the actor that played Jacob, I've been saying that forever and nobody agreed 😭 thank you doctor i agree 😂❤

    • @Meimoonei
      @Meimoonei 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      You mean taylor lautner

    • @IAMYOLO2020
      @IAMYOLO2020 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I agree, Taylor Lautner looks way better with short hair

    • @Galaxy_wolfy14
      @Galaxy_wolfy14 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Yeah short hair definitely suits him better

    • @rileysjonger4192
      @rileysjonger4192 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      How about let's not comment on people's appearances lmfao.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Lol, yeah he looks much better when he gets to lose the wig he had to wear for a while.

  • @amritaraghunathan6050
    @amritaraghunathan6050 หลายเดือนก่อน +9167

    It's Edward literally throwing Bella into a wall and making it so much worse that gets me like he really just went the extra mile and sliced off half of her arm lmaoo ✨

    • @claireallen-qd9bb
      @claireallen-qd9bb หลายเดือนก่อน +99

      frrr 😭✋🏽

    • @thepubknight6144
      @thepubknight6144 หลายเดือนก่อน +168

      To be fair, Jacob is a werewolf and he was taking it easy with his chest compressions as he would of crushed her sternum if he would of went all in
      Same as Edward

    • @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX
      @XxZeldaxXXxLinkxX หลายเดือนก่อน +124

      ​@@thepubknight6144I hate that trope, it's called control. That's like saying strongmen can't do chest compressions or recommending EMTs to not weight train 🙄

    • @lauraladyll
      @lauraladyll หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      It’s not out of the ordinary for ribs to break during CPR. It’s more important to keep the person alive than it is to protect their ribs.

    • @lich109
      @lich109 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​@@thepubknight6144That doesn't make sense, you don't have to give it your all, just push enough to get the chest two inches down.

  • @Itsjustjazzduh
    @Itsjustjazzduh 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2092

    “Is he disgusted at the situation that she’s dying or his chest compressions? I can’t tell”
    I CAAAAAN’T.

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Jakob is in love with Bella too and hates that she chose Edward, he is disgusted that she is dying because of that choice.

  • @er4148
    @er4148 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +141

    "You'd think the bags under her eyes would go away too"
    "...oh they do. SpOkE tOo SoOn" sent me

  • @Justlov4
    @Justlov4 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +29

    "FANCY RESIDENT COMING IN WITH THE TEAL SHIRT AND TEAL TIE AND PALE SKIN!" I love that Doc Mike was like everyone is anemic LMAO I really wanted Doc Mike's reaction to the horrible cgi baby LOL

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah หลายเดือนก่อน +4786

    “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @andreea_sayuri
      @andreea_sayuri หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Samee😂

    • @ageisyanejc
      @ageisyanejc หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Me too hahaha

    • @Theunicorn2012
      @Theunicorn2012 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “Isn’t he a vampire? Can’t he like, spit on her and bring her back??” I laughed for way too long at this.

    • @GhostKingDeAngelo
      @GhostKingDeAngelo หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Why are people copy pasting the original comment?

  • @courtneymarti8199
    @courtneymarti8199 หลายเดือนก่อน +5756

    All these horrible injuries, and the grossest thing in this video was that SALIVA SHARING CLIP - WHAT ON EARTH!

    • @covidfeverdream
      @covidfeverdream หลายเดือนก่อน +144

      It’s from Not Another Teen Movie

    • @courtneymarti8199
      @courtneymarti8199 หลายเดือนก่อน +351

      @@covidfeverdream Apparently I will never be watching that, lol.

    • @sheryll1536
      @sheryll1536 หลายเดือนก่อน +160

      Yea that was gross omg

    • @amandag8194
      @amandag8194 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

      Agree. I started gagging.

    • @courtneymarti8199
      @courtneymarti8199 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@amandag8194 Saaaaame - I had to look away!

  • @LlannaaJorgan
    @LlannaaJorgan 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +60

    As a note, he bit the placenta open because (according to the book) they had previously discovered through trying to get a sample of amniotic fluid that the placenta was as solid as their vampire skin meaning no knife would be able to break it. Only vampire teeth (or I guess werewolf teeth) are strong enough to break through, so biting her open was actually always the plan, they were just expecting it to not be an emergency c-section with Carlisle not even on site yet

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Considering Edward is Bella's husband in the birth scene, she wouldn't want Jacob to be the one using his teeth for the c-section.

  • @duh2042
    @duh2042 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Since he's been a doctor for such a long time, Carlisle is so used to working with people and blood that he's able to ignore that thirst.

  • @Tammisherry
    @Tammisherry หลายเดือนก่อน +3161

    Dr. Mike: "I hope I don't regret this."
    Everyone, all at once: "You're going to regret this."

    • @Snorlaxiian
      @Snorlaxiian หลายเดือนก่อน

      I never read the books but the movies are absolutely retarded

    • @ZippedUpKitz
      @ZippedUpKitz หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

    • @jlerrickson
      @jlerrickson หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Addie from AHS: you're gonna regret it, you're gonna regret it...

    • @emelialartey2973
      @emelialartey2973 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Literally that’s exactly what I said

    • @tyrondacoleman2694
      @tyrondacoleman2694 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Right

  • @minnathesinna
    @minnathesinna หลายเดือนก่อน +1517

    *Bella on the table like half eaten*
    Mike: oh yeah so skin to skin is important, we definitely recommend that.

    • @clairer342
      @clairer342 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I laughed out loud for like a whole minute at that 😂

    • @JStep-tl8zx
      @JStep-tl8zx 11 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I’m wheezing 😅 I’m gonna remember this every time I watch that part of the movie now

  • @stephsaguudefan1753
    @stephsaguudefan1753 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +59

    For some more context on the baby delivery scene. The baby's placenta detached which made the baby freak out and start kicking. It's very strong, like way stronger than an adult human, and in the process of kicking it broke her spine. The part where Edward is biting her wound is actually him trying to break the amniotic sack because it's also stronger than usual and won't just break on its own. The part where he lays the baby on her chest and you hear a weird sound and she says "ow" is the baby trying to latch onto her breast, but it has teeth and it bit her, so it hurt her. If you have more questions let me know.

    • @star_baker
      @star_baker 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Why did the make the latch bite so loud 😭

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@star_baker So you could tell what's happening without them having to show her breast. And also because the baby has fangs.

    • @mb-sb5ever
      @mb-sb5ever 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      First thought: The baby has teeth?
      Second thought: oh yeah fast ageing
      Third thought: but still?

    • @stephsaguudefan1753
      @stephsaguudefan1753 22 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +3

      @mb-sb5ever Before Bella and Edward, the way these half vampire half human babies got out of their mothers was by eating their way out of the amniotic sack. Bella is the first person to have "survived" birthing a creature of this kind. The movie doesn't go into this much detail though.

  • @Zay_istocoolForu
    @Zay_istocoolForu 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    “Oh look it’s that same dude”😂 4:19….😅

  • @ESkye91
    @ESkye91 หลายเดือนก่อน +1899

    "That's bad vampire health care!" -- Too funny

    • @tjmcavoy-jensen871
      @tjmcavoy-jensen871 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Yo he’s funny as hell without even trying 😂

    • @michellestreater3296
      @michellestreater3296 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂

    • @cynless6489
      @cynless6489 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amandagould2596
      @amandagould2596 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Busted out laughing at this!

  • @lorelisromancastro4457
    @lorelisromancastro4457 หลายเดือนก่อน +774

    “THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE HEALTHCARE” had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tracyleesmith781
      @tracyleesmith781 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Nooooo I was deeeeaaad!!😂😂😂😂
      And congrats for his response to u. ❤❤❤❤

    • @lorelisromancastro4457
      @lorelisromancastro4457 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@tracyleesmith781 Thank you! I gotta admit I freaked out a little when I saw it!!😭🥹🥹🥹

    • @BrooklynSaunders718
      @BrooklynSaunders718 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Right 😂😂😂

  • @Galaxy_wolfy14
    @Galaxy_wolfy14 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

    8:18 "oh, she wants vampire" help im dying 😂😂😂😂

  • @pedrostormrage
    @pedrostormrage 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +50

    4:39 "They (the vascular surgeons) do their little stuff, and by little stuff I mean they actually fix the injury" One might argue that's actually big stuff 😛

  • @JustaBladeofGrass
    @JustaBladeofGrass หลายเดือนก่อน +1048

    “You’re not circulating the GODDAMN MEDICATION”
    -Doctor Mike

    • @agapeeternal
      @agapeeternal หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I lost it at this omfg 😂

    • @mylifewithmarmalade4624
      @mylifewithmarmalade4624 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Right? I love how passionate he his about this ACLS vampire edition sequence. I also just envision Dr Mike as an attending saying this to a med student who completely flipped out during a code and forgot all the protocols.

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      You're not circulating the venom which is transforming her!!!!

    • @Shad0wst3pz
      @Shad0wst3pz 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Sounds like if Gordon Ramsay was a doctor instead.

  • @susand2729
    @susand2729 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +774

    *Edward monches Bella's incompetently C-sectioned abdomen*
    Dr. Mike: "I've delivered 30 plus babies. I've assisted dozens more. Never seen a surgeon do that."
    Help I'm crying 😂

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      The reason Edward is doing that is because Bella's abdomen is very hard and is beyond any normal doctor's help, Edward has to use his vampire teeth to do the c-section.

  • @Morganlily23
    @Morganlily23 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +51

    Dr. Mike I have answers to your questions 😅
    • They are fine around blood because they drink animal blood instead. However the one vampire reacted because he hasn’t been without human blood long enough so he is still fighting the craving.
    • they aren’t worried about about blood illness because they heal
    •it’s not ginger ale she is drinking blood
    •he was biting her to give her venom and also get the baby out I would assume. But it’s so if she did die at least she has his venom in her so she can come back as a vampire. And he gave her extra to help her but she was already dead so the extra wouldn’t have worked.
    • there probably isn’t any bacteria from Edward because they heal and stuff but idk. Also the baby bit her.
    •Jacob wasn’t disgusted he was like he knew it was gonna happen, he warned her.
    • the doctor technically would have gotten his training hundreds of years ago so that may have explained some of his mistakes.
    • he didn’t stomp on the leg he grab it and broke it with his strength.
    I think that was it 😅
    I have watched these movies too many times 😂

  • @AnushaMoondra
    @AnushaMoondra 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    2:29 to this is I say
    Carlisle Cullen is a vampire with amazing vision and can move really fast
    I actually liked that bit because it show how he uses his vampire abilities to help ppl

  • @sveltetread447
    @sveltetread447 หลายเดือนก่อน +1920

    Remember Guys. If a werewolf is injured. always ask them Howl' they're doing

    • @user-gc5wu1mm3z
      @user-gc5wu1mm3z หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Lol

    • @Pizzashahark
      @Pizzashahark หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      This should get top comment

    • @user-nonxx
      @user-nonxx หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      LOL-

    • @naadiyaorrie1180
      @naadiyaorrie1180 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      stop the jokes don't make me in a bad mood i loved this vid

    • @furkanbozdag8198
      @furkanbozdag8198 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@naadiyaorrie1180how

  • @kaleighbell6797
    @kaleighbell6797 หลายเดือนก่อน +1048

    I was hoping you’d react to the “drowning” scene after Bella jumps into the water, hits her head on the cliff, and gets pulled out by Jacob, who proceeds to do even worse chest compressions than in the post-birth scene 😂

    • @AriVirtual
      @AriVirtual หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      please i so want a react to this

    • @tracyleesmith781
      @tracyleesmith781 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      Oh yeah I agree!

    • @MasochistMouse
      @MasochistMouse 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      Yes, we NEED that reaction!

    • @quaseumhomemrenascentista6911
      @quaseumhomemrenascentista6911 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      Petition for a part two while he also does the RIDICULOUS hospital scene in the first one where the cannula keeps moving

    • @r.altman6458
      @r.altman6458 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      The girl is a walking accident, there are so many possibilities!

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    0:59 it’s part of the fight or flight response. It’s the less talked about response called the freeze response.

  • @an9358
    @an9358 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    “Hope I don’t regret this.”
    Everyone who’s seen the series: “Oh, but you will.”

  • @turtleduck9198
    @turtleduck9198 หลายเดือนก่อน +1254

    Dr. Mike is the best/worst person to watch something with, he would break down everything.
    “Aren’t vampires worried about blood borne diseases? These are problems you should think about as a vampire!”

    • @sandiesandholm1236
      @sandiesandholm1236 หลายเดือนก่อน +112

      My first thought when he said that was "dude, they're already dead!"

    • @AngelJuliet
      @AngelJuliet หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@sandiesandholm1236 plus they rapidly heal so it probably wouldn’t matter

    • @Lane_y0195
      @Lane_y0195 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      @@AngelJuliet he makes a really good point though because how quickly could they heal from blood borne diseases?

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      ​@@Lane_y0195 Vampires don't have blood anymore.

    • @anishawoods8443
      @anishawoods8443 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mike, they're already dead… What's a disease going to do? Kill them again?

  • @reddale5952
    @reddale5952 หลายเดือนก่อน +1018

    “She’s gonna eat the scalpel “
    “Is he eating the baby?”
    IM SNORTING LAUGHING RIGHT NOWWW😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leahhalfpenny3335
      @leahhalfpenny3335 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Right after that moment
      “ I felt like that was not just unethical but unconstitutional as well” 😂

    • @reddale5952
      @reddale5952 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@leahhalfpenny3335 😂😂

  • @andreinalopez7876
    @andreinalopez7876 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    10/10 laughed so hard it triggered my asthma 😅 now I'm wheezing 😂

  • @natalierose2686
    @natalierose2686 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    2:15 Dr. Mike saying that carlise can't just slap on a coat and pretend he's a doctor.
    I'm like excuse you he's been studying for 300 years 😂

  • @jaredp653
    @jaredp653 หลายเดือนก่อน +857

    Hearing Dr Mike saying "You're not circulating the goddamn medication" caught me so off guard it is the hardest I've ever laughed at one of his videos 😂

    • @Tooncesthecatwhodrives
      @Tooncesthecatwhodrives หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      Just the randomness of him saying that is what’s so funny!🤣

    • @gingerhowe5247
      @gingerhowe5247 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      I think that was one of the funniest parts. 😅

    • @Hiiiiiiii879
      @Hiiiiiiii879 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Staying alive

    • @erjusik
      @erjusik หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I literally choked on my tea😂

    • @han.nah.
      @han.nah. หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Would really appreciate it if he didn’t use God’s name that way though 😔

  • @_The_Archive_
    @_The_Archive_ หลายเดือนก่อน +1964

    Fun Fact: Before casting, Robert Pattinson had never heard of the Twilight novel. He only attended casting because his American agent persuaded him and he liked Kristen Stewart's performance in Into the Wild.

    • @muhabbetkusukavun4292
      @muhabbetkusukavun4292 หลายเดือนก่อน +255

      The fact that that would be the worst and the best decision of his career

    • @maketycry3952
      @maketycry3952 หลายเดือนก่อน +88

      And he had burned through all of his Harry Potter money

    • @hamsanandini7647
      @hamsanandini7647 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      Those two must have such a fun time dissing on that series lol

    • @mxbubbles4753
      @mxbubbles4753 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

      and he's regretted it ever since 😂

    • @aiden3627
      @aiden3627 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      His interviews talking about how stupid these movies are is hilarious

  • @lamiadollers2020
    @lamiadollers2020 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Your Reaction & Your Detailed Describing Words are so Practical & smooth & detailed..it's Refreshing to Witness your Reaction & Talk about Them...keep up the Awesome Work

  • @ashleywawrzyniak2402
    @ashleywawrzyniak2402 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    This was EVERYTHING I needed. Best reaction!

  • @wmdkitty
    @wmdkitty หลายเดือนก่อน +464

    Okay, the "baby-eating" was Edward opening the amniotic sac with his teeth because the scalpel wouldn't cut it.

    • @snowflakechoirox
      @snowflakechoirox 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +85

      Yep. It had diamond strength just like vampire skin. This is the skin of a killer.

    • @reneeluv1986
      @reneeluv1986 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      @@snowflakechoirox 😅

    • @daniellespencer5026
      @daniellespencer5026 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@snowflakechoirox the amniotic sack of a killer lol

    • @lizm5303
      @lizm5303 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I think someone needs to read the story to understand it.

  • @error-titan-speakergirl
    @error-titan-speakergirl หลายเดือนก่อน +528

    “I’d say she’s under acting” 😂😂 Dr Mike, you couldn’t be more on point even if you tried.

    • @CountryBuff08
      @CountryBuff08 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Either under or over. Kristen had no middle ground in these movies.

    • @grandmabecky7984
      @grandmabecky7984 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@CountryBuff08 Was this her debut movie

    • @AnniCarlsson
      @AnniCarlsson หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Well Bella is not really a charismatic person

    • @lgt_jne
      @lgt_jne หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂

    • @arianavail
      @arianavail หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      @@AnniCarlsson I personally like to argue that Bella was written this way, it's not Kristen Stuart's fault, she played what was written.

  • @bella96000
    @bella96000 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    9:58 Her placenta was impenetrable because her baby was half vampire. Meaning they couldn't find out how she was doing because they couldn't get imaging done. Imagine a giant crystal mass being right there, and that's what they would see.

  • @biancaherminapetra5653
    @biancaherminapetra5653 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Thank you so much Dr. Mike!! I haven't laughed so hard in ages and I really needed this.

  • @shannona3613
    @shannona3613 หลายเดือนก่อน +364

    "I felt like that was not just unethical, but unconstitutional as well" I am dying. the quotes in this video are too much

  • @hermionehp1100
    @hermionehp1100 หลายเดือนก่อน +580

    “Vampires should be worried about blood borne diseases!”
    That’s literally how I learned about HIV in 5th grade. We watched a cartoon about a vampire that contracted HIV.

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Aight what's the name of the cartoon

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Daaang we need to know the name.

    • @itsdune079
      @itsdune079 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @hermionehp1100 please tell us the name of the cartoon

    • @srehtodnacipE
      @srehtodnacipE หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      C'mon don't be shy now just drop the title & it's all good 👿🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @renskerotjes1349
      @renskerotjes1349 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      okay butttt arent vampires dead? whats the worst that could happen, die again? lol

  • @vickyburdick
    @vickyburdick 21 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

    I'm gonna use that as a pickup line.
    Luv it, Dr. Mike!

  • @glendajeankumi-woode8422
    @glendajeankumi-woode8422 9 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "What about her bladder?! You gotta be careful!"😂😂😂😂

  • @MADDIE-fw8mi
    @MADDIE-fw8mi หลายเดือนก่อน +476

    "my simple human mind is thinking like AMBULANCE. And they're like *we're just gonna fly*"
    Got me crying with laughter. Dr Mike's humour Is hilarious 😂 😂

    • @izzafizza339
      @izzafizza339 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Michael Burnham - let's flyyy

  • @MissFisher20
    @MissFisher20 หลายเดือนก่อน +206

    Not Doctor Mike ALREADY diagnosing them with deficiencies at the beginning of the movie😂😭

    • @dutchkel
      @dutchkel 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      To be honest we are quite deficient up here but usually it's Vit D. It's legit ha.

  • @NeyMessiFCB
    @NeyMessiFCB 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    I haven’t laughed this much from one of your videos in a while.

  • @iloivar
    @iloivar 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I was ENTERTAINED. thank you for this video.

  • @elmartell5724
    @elmartell5724 หลายเดือนก่อน +334

    Mike not having a single crumb of context is the best part of this process 😂❤

    • @Marilynefc
      @Marilynefc 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Exactly 😂😂😂😂

  • @strawberryentity3306
    @strawberryentity3306 หลายเดือนก่อน +393

    "I've never seen a surgeon do that :/" almost made me cry laughing, the way he's so serious about it too 😭

  • @catharticdream
    @catharticdream 12 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    8:55 I just wanted to say thank you for blurring the needle 😭🥺

  • @brenna1425
    @brenna1425 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    15:29 “this is like a Gatorade commercial” LMAAO MIKE

  • @SuperYellowcats
    @SuperYellowcats หลายเดือนก่อน +234

    I love the “never seen a surgeon do that before” as Edward is biting her LOL

  • @rylandmarchetti9215
    @rylandmarchetti9215 หลายเดือนก่อน +552

    As a die heart twilight fan, vampires can’t die from diseases or injuries cause they’re immortals. The only way they can die is from ripping their head off. Carlisle doesn’t get the intense craving for blood cause he’s been a vampire for so many decades that it doesn’t faze him anymore. When you’re a vampire, you stop aging cause of immortality. And the reason why the first movie looks like everyone is so pale cause of the filter they chose to use. The reason why Bella’s bones and health in general is so brittle cause since the baby is half vampire; it’s sucking all the nutrients,vitamins and of course blood from Bella.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

      Also there is a special jterine lining around the vampire baby, which might explain why the scans look so wierd, and like all vampire skin ots impermeable with steel etc, which is why Edward uses his teeth.

    • @Greentrees60
      @Greentrees60 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      There's a special uterine lining for the vampire baby which is impenetrable by medical technology (imaging, scalples) which probably explains part of why the scan looks so wierd, and is why Edward uses his teeth to rip it open

    • @Slashycent
      @Slashycent หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I'm pretty sure a Twilight vampire can even survive a decapitation, or any lost body part for that matter, as long as they have a chance to glue themselves back together with their venom.
      Now, if said exposed and highly flammable venom is ignited with fire, they're truly done for. 🔥

    • @lauraelliott6909
      @lauraelliott6909 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@SlashycentYes, that's why when vampires want to destroy another vampire, they rip them apart and burn the pieces.

    • @MsLisa1114
      @MsLisa1114 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Thanks didn't know this❤

  • @lexymartin6841
    @lexymartin6841 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I love how worried he was with every injury.

  • @priscillaippy
    @priscillaippy 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This whole video was everything i didn’t know I needed

  • @brittanyg533
    @brittanyg533 หลายเดือนก่อน +289

    To answer the question on why Carlisle isn't reacting to Bella's arm bleeding: If I recall correctly, he's used to it. Years of becoming a doctor and helping people since he was bitten in the late 17th century has made him learn to control the vampiric urges. Been 15 years since I read the books, but Carlisle's story was the one I remember the most.

    • @MamaMoonHigurashi2023
      @MamaMoonHigurashi2023 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The Cullens are also what the vampire world calls "vegans/vegetarians". They only feed on animal blood, They don't drink human blood.

    • @barborajezkova8393
      @barborajezkova8393 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      since he was bitten in the17th century😭😭😭😭😭

    • @lets.get.intoit.
      @lets.get.intoit. 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

      Also wasn't his 'power' self control?

  • @LeraShoxx
    @LeraShoxx หลายเดือนก่อน +235

    "Oh, is he eating the baby?" 😂

  • @elrehugo
    @elrehugo 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I am a huge Twilight fan and I had a great chuckle now! Thanks Dr Mike.

  • @animemaniacify
    @animemaniacify 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I never knew I needed this video so badly.

  • @shelbswashere
    @shelbswashere หลายเดือนก่อน +240

    “he failed med school 101 in vampire diaries 103” got me dying

  • @The_Catnip
    @The_Catnip หลายเดือนก่อน +137

    "Oh no, she's gonna eat the scalpel!"
    I am dying 🤣

    • @marjorie5098
      @marjorie5098 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That one was too funny 😂

  • @jordynsparling1630
    @jordynsparling1630 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    this is literally something ive been waiting forrrr

  • @JessyIsSoFly91
    @JessyIsSoFly91 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This entire video was just amazing! What a fun ride 🤣

  • @suzie_do_you_copy
    @suzie_do_you_copy หลายเดือนก่อน +216

    You can tell Mike has seen STUFF during his years as a doctor because his reaction to the whole part from Bella breaking her back to her dying after birth was way too calm compared to anyone else. Lol.

    • @LeahB31
      @LeahB31 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I covered the screen with my hand.

    • @galllowglass
      @galllowglass 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      I can still hear her back breaking 🪦

    • @HSMfanatic17
      @HSMfanatic17 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You mean unless we knew what was about to happen and expected it.

    • @tarysunshine3878
      @tarysunshine3878 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      My eldest maybe close to a vampire baby. He took up a lot of calcium from my body it cost my hair, nails& skin to break. My second cost me.2 of my tooth

  • @shellyoss8754
    @shellyoss8754 หลายเดือนก่อน +175

    The comparison of Jasper dashing for a bit of blo*d and Bear dashing for a dropped crumb- 🤣

  • @slythexrin
    @slythexrin 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "is he eating the baby?"
    I BURST OUT LAUGHING HELP

  • @karenlieberman123
    @karenlieberman123 21 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dude you’re one of my favorite TH-camrs! Can you react to injuries actors/stunt doubles had while making movies next?

  • @Nikki_g87
    @Nikki_g87 หลายเดือนก่อน +140

    “Is he eating the baby?” Nope, he was actually completing the caesarean with his teeth as (if I remember right) the scalpel wasn’t strong enough to cut through the uterus on account of the vampire baby

    • @kayleighandhercat1351
      @kayleighandhercat1351 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      Yup. He bit her stomach open and removed Rasputin

    • @kathleenmusiak1369
      @kathleenmusiak1369 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@kayleighandhercat1351Rasputin 😭🤣😭🤣😭😭😭😭

    • @kayleighandhercat1351
      @kayleighandhercat1351 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@kathleenmusiak1369 🤣🤣🤣

  • @NickZephyr
    @NickZephyr หลายเดือนก่อน +159

    The “hi sisters!!” with Carlisle had me cackling 🤣

    • @Lavenrius
      @Lavenrius หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Omg same I was giggling so hard 😂

    • @lauryn5350
      @lauryn5350 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I woke my mom 😂

  • @CamillaZahn
    @CamillaZahn 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you for this, I’ll be watching it everyday now 😅

  • @amandagould2596
    @amandagould2596 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    This video was hilarious!! Some great commentary here 😂

  • @nolegirl4god
    @nolegirl4god 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +247

    You meant, "Save her, Edward" while saying, "Save her, Robert." 🧛🏻
    "Bad vampire healthcare" is so funny that you got me laughing and "is he going to eat the baby" kept me giggling.

    • @geisyanejc
      @geisyanejc 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      actually edward's name in real life is Robert hahhhahaha

  • @poprostuja8223
    @poprostuja8223 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    I just wanna say that Sam is like an unsung hero of these videos.

    • @Marilynefc
      @Marilynefc 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      He was quick to answer questions too! Twilight fan I bet

  • @sethmiller6128
    @sethmiller6128 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thank you for helping destract me from my pain

  • @RockiinChick11
    @RockiinChick11 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This is probably one of the funniest videos ive seen in a while. Thanks for the laughs Dr.Mike!

  • @ebbsnori
    @ebbsnori หลายเดือนก่อน +123

    "Oh no! She is going to eat the scapel!" Got me laughing sooo hard!! 😂😂

  • @StarRoseDragon5
    @StarRoseDragon5 หลายเดือนก่อน +207

    To their credit, I think the reason why they did an awful job at chest compressions was because they didn’t want to hurt Bella. Imagine having super strength and being so careful you don’t accidentally kill them. When Edward pushes Bella away his strength flings her into walls lol Same with Jacob, Bella punches him and she ends up breaking her hand. So in that sense, their hearts were in the right place but they are ill equipped for the task at hand

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I dunno, I still think they could've controlled their strength better; like how you do compressions on a baby vs an adult. Also ribs breaking is better than being dead.

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      i guess maybe a better example would be pushing an ant depending on how you see their strength, but even then you can gauge force between just pressing and squishing an ant despite how big we are

    • @StarRoseDragon5
      @StarRoseDragon5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@masterjunko hmmm I’m not so sure about that, given what we know about ants. And the occasional experimenting with them as kids haha In this particular instance we don’t know much about vampires. Like Dr Mike said, we would need to know how strong vampires are. Given that vampires and humans are the same size and share our same likeness, strength would be a problem. Carlisle did say it took him years before he could tame his bloodlust. But that was because he practiced. If I remember right, most of the other vampires kept to themselves and refused to socialize with humans. Meaning there was no practice in coping with their strength involved. How would they be able to gauge their strength if they never put it to practice with humans? Flinging Bella like a rag doll throughout most of the story showed Edward didn’t do much practicing haha

    • @masterjunko
      @masterjunko หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@StarRoseDragon5 I guess that's true as well, fair enough.

  • @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt
    @SamsungGalaxy-nm5qt 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

    You were reccomended to me by a customer service agent I was on the phone with.
    This is the first video I have seen by you.
    OMG, you're HILARIOUS! Thanks! 😂

  • @luziel3071
    @luziel3071 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    “ THIS IS BAD VAMPIRE MEDICINE” I died😂

  • @tiggynv214
    @tiggynv214 หลายเดือนก่อน +216

    Don’t forget the mental impact of Edward constantly gaslighting Bella, that’ll do some damage too

    • @ariagrace1857
      @ariagrace1857 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      In books they're better movies cutted scenes which make it look bad

    • @elysecatmull3404
      @elysecatmull3404 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@ariagrace1857and straight up changed scenes (I’m still bitter about the scene in Eclipse right after Bella punches Jacob)

    • @randomperson6433
      @randomperson6433 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Have you seen Cinema Therapy? They go OFF on the films. I enjoyed both the films and the therapist reaction.

  • @Randie89
    @Randie89 หลายเดือนก่อน +149

    5:27
    A papercut, the tree's last revenge.

    • @tinytt854
      @tinytt854 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      My paper cuts never bleed.

    • @Awidferd
      @Awidferd 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      that makes me sad😭😭😭😭

  • @fernandabrites453
    @fernandabrites453 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    14:18 Why nobody is asking for”Doctor reacts to Quentin Tarantino”? That would be awesome

  • @SunshineDoodle
    @SunshineDoodle 27 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Doctor Mike, I adore you enough to suffer through watching this much of Twilight just so I can still support your channel.

  • @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse
    @YodaMasterOfTheUniverse หลายเดือนก่อน +513

    6:23
    Carlisle is the Olympic coven's (Cullen family) oldest vampire, basically having more control of his instincts.
    Jasper on the other hand is fresh meat or the newest vampire among them, so he has not completely controlled his blood lust. It was also said Jasper could feel the emotions of people around him so he most likely felt the blood lust of his family towards Bella.
    About contracting infectious blood diseases/disorders, nope, cause they are 'immortals'

    • @orcaletta
      @orcaletta หลายเดือนก่อน

      immortal means they won't die of natural causes, if they got an infectious blood disease they would die just as easily as getting a stake to the heart lol

    • @KitKat-kc3sq
      @KitKat-kc3sq หลายเดือนก่อน +115

      Jasper was the second oldest of the Cullens as he was a confederate and the rest were turned in the 1900s. I think he was just the newest to the "don't eat people" diet.

    • @Eggette
      @Eggette หลายเดือนก่อน +44

      To add to this, their blood doesn't flow, and they don't breathe, which is why they can't get sick

    • @sametheus
      @sametheus หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      not the newest vampire, the newest VEGETARIAN. he was turned at the beginning of the civil war

    • @tjohns25
      @tjohns25 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      ​@@KitKat-kc3sq and he also had a different philosophical mindset than the others. He always believed that the blood-instinct was out of the vampire's control. He never saw it as a choice, a goal that could be accomplished by force of will.. at least not until Bella was able to suddenly stop chasing the human the first time she went out to hunt. This shattered his belief system.

  • @destinygraciani3050
    @destinygraciani3050 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    Non doctors - “oh her knee!”
    Dr. Mike - “oh her patella!”
    😂😂

  • @Khandiee
    @Khandiee 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I love that you did this 😂😍

  • @TYCT777
    @TYCT777 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    HILARIOUS!!!! Best thing I have watched in weeks!!!! 😂

  • @treepotato9273
    @treepotato9273 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

    her being in shock for the entire series would explain a lot tbf

  • @jessicalowe3573
    @jessicalowe3573 หลายเดือนก่อน +55

    Mike's ignorance of the world of Twilight makes this 1000% funnier😂😂😂

  • @oliviarosebeck
    @oliviarosebeck 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    omg the video I didn’t know I needed

  • @Verovero112
    @Verovero112 26 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I’m obsessed this is my favorite video ever. I love twilight. And I love dr mikeeee

  • @screamingchameleon
    @screamingchameleon หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    Props to the editor for giving Carlisle the BGM he deserved 🫡

    • @hanners4895
      @hanners4895 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I feel like Dr. Mike secretly likes Carlisle.

  • @edweefication
    @edweefication หลายเดือนก่อน +301

    Rather than "heal quickly", vampires in Twilight are, you could say, very durable. Their skin is like marble. But yes, in other hand, if they got hurt, they could heal themselves, though I'm not sure how long it takes.
    In other hand, the werewolves (or shapeshifters?) in Twilight do heal very quickly. Jacob needed one night to recover from shattering bones injury. And because he healed rapidly, the healing process was hell of pain.

    • @lottejuulke79
      @lottejuulke79 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Jacob also started healing before his bones were set right, so Vampire Doctor had to break his ribs again to make them grow back the right way :)

    • @edweefication
      @edweefication หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@lottejuulke79 real ouch moment 🤣 btw you mean Carlisle? 😅

    • @alatielinara
      @alatielinara หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He also healed faster than examined, so they needed to break his bones in order for them to properly align and heal

  • @Vicknadhard
    @Vicknadhard 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    WoW 1000% thanks for the laughs !

  • @supersizesenpai
    @supersizesenpai หลายเดือนก่อน +184

    Imagine trying to hid your identity as a vampire by looking like a vampire lord. 1:18 😂😂