In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter
I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.
William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book
Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.
The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo
just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree
41:23 The scene where Bella's mom starts crying and Alice pulls out a tissue so fast is actually really funny to me. Alice can see the future, so she knew that she was going to need a tissue; she probably had that thing on standby
@@etherealluvers8111 not just bellas..in eclipse the whole Rosalie make up is just bad..not to mention that in the scene where they hunt Victoria, there is a screenshot and you can see it's not even Nikki, like wtf..
@@shawol5253 that's not a feeling that's reality..i mean..Emmett? He looks..well..dead..i mean..like solomon grundy style dead..and Rosalie also..they have like a giant amount of make up and powder on..considering how well normal they looked in the first two, and in the last two..that was like a huge fail..
@@shawol5253 there’s different directors calling the shots in different movies and unfortunately that lead to character appearance and personality changes that are sometimes good and often bad 😬
A blessing is not someone who has no life and decides to binge watch a movie series again just to record it and make fun of all the actors in it. "What a blessing" you fkn goofy
Bro you probably don’t even know he did a whole marathon of him watching the entire Harry Potter series. That was like around 22 hours worth of movie but it’s only 22 minutes 😂
I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.
Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮
Virginia Fernandez yeah I know. That’s why him saying “you fell in love with a month old semen” doesn’t make sense. If anything he was in love with the egg which still doesn’t make sense. But he didn’t fall in love with the semen cause if he did he would have been in love with Edward which is my point I know sperm die off.
@@hechernandez Do you think that means if Bella had a child with anyone else Jacob would imprint on the kid anyway? Cause in the book he said they had an intense romantic bond but after Bella had her daughter it was like gone, meaning he was attracted to the reproductive organs inside her and not actually her. Wait.... If Jacob had a kid with Bella..... would he imprint/love his own kid in a gross intimate way? Dude I was not expecting to think about something like this so hard.
Sam The Lion I really don’t know which is why that whole I was in love with your child and not you was so messed up. I don’t even want to think about it like that, even tho I have cause it’s so messed up. It’s such a messed up solution for the whole Bella and Jacob relationship. Stephenie should have just left it alone and not make Jacob imprint on her.
In defense of bella, she's being manipulated by EVERYONE in these books. She's not manipulating jacob when she asks him to kiss her, he's threatening suicide to get her to kiss him and "give him a chance". He's not a good friend at all...
He doesn’t do it to get her to “give him a chance” he does because it’s the only thing he has left he hopes that if he can get Bella to admit that she has feelings for him then maybe it will change her mind from becoming a vampire he thinks maybe if she realizes she has feelings for him (which she does) maybe it would change her mind
@@desaririaz1302 it's still really manipulative and toxic, and doesn't respect her choice or boundaries. Plus, he goes on to basically fall in love with her CHILD. Talk about awkward at least...
@@SamIAmWichyeah Jacob messed up he made mistakes he’s a human he’s a TEENAGER it was wrong but he had a reason and Jacob always was there for Bella and Bella said it was like home sickness when she wasn’t with him he always respected her and knew what she wanted she says it was like he could read her mind even though he couldn’t if you wanna talk about boundaries though Edward constantly going against what she wanted never respected her never cared about her thoughts wants and needs he was very controlling and somehwhat abusive Edward stops her car from working just to stop her from seeing Jake even though that’s what she wanted Edward held her back when trying to hug Jake he said he would give alive a Porsche to literally hold Bella hostage while he was gone hunting to not see Jake she was being held against her will wasn’t allowed to use a phone and was basically like a little doll to Alice it even says in new moon when they were voting Edward go so mad he grabbed her face and pulled it toward her and he was holding so tight her words came out distorted so yeah Jacob messed up it wasn’t right but at least he understood her and respected her knew what she liked payed attention and liked her for her but you wanna talk about respecting boundires let’s talk about the 100 year old mine constantly manipulating her controlling her and never respecting her
@@SamIAmWich oh yeah and it wasn’t his fault at all for the imprinting it wasn’t in his control and Stephanie meyers was honestly really messed up doing that to him but it’s not like he chose to do it and it’s also not falling in love it’s whatever she needs him to be protector guardian friend brother it’s not always romantic
And edward telling her to stay away from him then constantly going after her and trying to talk to her 🤦♀️ didn't put any effort to stay away himself and then right after she got attached he escaped
In the book from Edward’s perspective apparentely talks about it and they don’t react to it, because it’s ‘dead’ or something. Saw that somewhere... :)
Anna Jovita Smet to be scientifically correct, period blood can be blood that is “old” which would be darker. It is never “dead” though as the cells only die when they dry out
That would explain the moment when he looked repulsed at her when she entered the science lab room. Hahaha she started puberty and it got awkward from there.
@@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."
She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao
The only part that actually made me feel something was in the first movie when she hurt her father when she was leaving. The way he was saying he knows he’s not that much fun to be around, man that part got me.
One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?
i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?
he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao
He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires
Yess I like that joke hahah . He forgot to say that Edward , other vampires are white cause they dont go in sun soo much and have cold hands they are white skin , cause they have cold blood cause they vampires and they dont like sun . I didnt think watching again twilight , I watched this video cause I found his reaction to twilight movie. I like twilight movies and vampires , I watched twilight and Harry potter movies when I was younger in puberty , but maybe i like more twilight , vampires , Bellas and Edwards love ......
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.
The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.
@@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work
Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing
it really hurt to rewatch as an adult and find bella has 0 character development, she constantly hurts her dad, ignores boundaries edward and jacob put in place for her/their safety, and ultimately is just the placeholder for stephanie meyer to insert herself a story about men fighting over her.
The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn
If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies. I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."
@@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.
@@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.
Also their first kiss was so awkward and slow because Robert Pattinson thought the script said Bella makes the first move... so he was just waiting lol (I may or may not have listened to the dvd commentary)
@@rhiannenlmao4401 directors really prize catching the first kiss take in one take, so it feels more like what a first kiss actually looks like. That awkward ness is more like how first kisses are in real life
Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00. Bella: "I don't want you." Jacob: "you don't know what you want" Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-" Jacob: _kisses Bella_ Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her. And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl. Still bothers me.
Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍
@@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol
@@littlemissmello and who's contesting that? Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too. God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.
I think the reason why no one wants to watch movies with me, is that I always act like Dylan reacting to a movie and give my opinion on like every little scene😂
I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.
Growing up is realizing Edward was a bad choice, maturity is realizing Jacob was also a bad choice and wisdom is realizing the healthiest choice was Bella's platonic female friends and her relationship with her dad.
@@mariambarry9269 @Mariam Barry I think the Writters made him into that cause... well... in my opinion, when we first saw him, he wasn't such a inscel or a "Nice Guy" until the turning twist, making it think "Oh hey, then Edward's the best choice" which is not right.
@@JamesChessman Or...Bella gives both Edward and Jacob the boot, called them both out for the toxic a**holes they are (for different reasons) and ran off with Dakota Fanning's character. Does it make sense? No. Do I care? Hell no!
the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college
Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.
actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine
@@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees. The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.
I love the fact that Rami Malek's character is hands down one of the most powerful vampires in the whole series and this is never addressed. He literally controls ALL four of the elements???!!!!
@@Oneasianpersuasion exactly, they shouldn’t have given him so much power if they were just gonna brush him to the side. if anything, they should’ve just let him control one of the elements.
In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!" Good times... I loved that class.
While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away
My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬 Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.
Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.
Yup, the only reason I hate Romance Novels or movies is the toxicity of the relationships Hey, I just stated my opinion. Not everyone is going to agree with me and I respect that. It's just my opinion, not a generalisation. Maybe I am just not a romantic person
I am 23 years old I liked twilight in puberty .Now watching him react to this movies is both weird and nostalgic ...Today I like vampires , just like then watching twilight movies ....
@@shanayazaveri2620I find that as I get older, I realize that all the relationships I read about in books and see in movies are romanticized. Now, when I look over it again, I think,"Why is this considered romantic?"
Shanaya Zaveri edward and bella weren’t toxic like are couples not allowed to fight anymore with out being called toxic😂 he never abused her mentally or physically, he let her make her own choices, he RESPECTED HER, he waited till marriage to have sex, all he wanted to do was PROTECT HER, he DIDNT GET ALL MAD AND JEALOUS WHEN BELLA KISSED JACOB HE FORGAVE HER AND MOVED ON, He loved her for who she was, etc...
Sophia R. fr edward was only gonna off himself if she was✨ dead✨he was never gonna u know if she didn’t want him anymore he said that in the book which i read in one day- yeah that’s my flex
What else would u really do, in the books they alternate their lifestyles, we got the period of time where they act like school kids to match their ages at time of death
I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).
I still lowkey get angry at Bella for even entertaining the idea that she'd let her dad think she was dead....just so she could be with a boy. Like, I'm glad it worked out differently, but DAMN. That man has the patience and forgiveness of a saint.
@God Understandably! He's fascinating to watch on screen and I guess it helps when you're a real-life angel playing a fictional angel with David Tennant by your side 😂 I hope you get to meet him some day, he's very talkative and so pure hearted. His eyes actually DO twinkle 😂
In today’s world these vampires could pass as normal humans like they’d sparkle in the sun and we’d all think they were wearing some kind of expensive highlighter
This made me laugh more than it should have.
😂😂
Pffft fr Lol
😂
they could go to coachella and have 0 issues
Billy : "Something terrible is coming.."
Dylan : "Winter."
Madi, not maddie winter is coming
Winter has come
GOT.
"are we even sure she's italian?"
"her name is bELLa"
Emmet logic.
My names Bella and last I checked I wasn’t Italian😂
I'm italian and there is litterally no italian named Bella ahahaha it's not a name we use
@@madapigi1 vero😂😂
bella is french...
@@aarafsharita2565 Belle is French, Bella is Italian
I never noticed till now but its so funny how Edward calls Romeo an idiot for killing himself because he thought Juliet was dead and then he does the EXACT SAME THING.
That’s…that’s the point I think…
@@alexisd6106 I honestly dk I've never seen it pointed out before lol
"You're pale white and ice cold.. you never go out into sunlight. I know what you are."
"Say it. _Out loud_ "
" *snowman* "
😂😂😂😂😂
I giggled in the weirdest way when I read this.
Omfg 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
I did not expect that😂😂🤣
"Is he moved? I can't tell, his acting isn't good enough"
DEAD
It's Camilla Taylor 😂👌🏾
It's Camilla Taylor 😂
hahahah
I reas this right when it happened lmao
Lmao
"She is so manipulative "
10 sec earlier
Jacob says he will kill himself to emotionally manipulate her
Lowkey made me mad
He is so Team Jacob he can't see he is the manipulative one.
I don't know if you have ever read the books. But Jacob is such an manipulative person.
In the book he says "I won't killyself if you kiss me"
William H actually, that's only like 1/20 percent of that. Official people who study the affects of abuse literally said that he emotionally manipulates her in every way in the book
Nah after watching this again she was hoeing both of them Edward just smarter cause he old she said “kiss me” when he gave up finally. Jacob truly loves her so he’s gonna manipulate she just depressed.
The mental image of Edward going home and frantically googling search terms like "what can give a person super strength" and "can a human stop a car" the evening after the parking lot incident to create a cover story and make sure it's google-able is funny enough to rescue the whole movie imo
Wait why would he like totally do this 😂😂
Release the syntheticat-3 cut
"WAS IT ALWAYS THIS TRAUMATIZING?"
yes, yes it was
You misspelled it 😆😂😁
Good job 👍👏
SQUIREKILLER 34 ok but did you understand what i was saying? 981 people did, so looks like it doesn’t matter at all
Obviously I understood it I'm not an idiot and it does matter there Henry 🤔
SQUIREKILLER 34 i can’t imagine caring this much about a typo in a comment on a youtube video
"She's ignoring every red flag." This part. OMG the accuracy.
She doesn't the flags are actually red, just stained from blood
Big ol red flag
@@how2497 lol
@@how2497 😂😂😂😂 music plays in the background . God ,l love Alex 😂😂
@@how2497 u watch Alex Meyers
You forgot the part where she's like "YoU nIcKnAmEd My DaUgHtEr AfTeR tHe LoCh NeSs MoNsTeR?!?!"
The amount of cringe... Yeeeeesh!!
also the bit in new moon where she’s like ‘pLeAsE, sToP pLeAsE’ while weirdly putting her hands on her head like she’s shampooing it like wtf 😂
Loser _ HAHAHA or when Jacob comes into her room and she did that thing where she bumps the hair on her forehead
PeopleCallMeGrassy LMAO yes and she just like has these weird twitch spasms when she’s talking 💀
Loser _ 💀😂
The fact that the actors themselves hate these movies so much just says everything 😂
I hate these movies too cringe asf
@@tabithaguidry4698 fr but I don't hate it its just too much cringe 💀
Compared to movies these days....this is the good kind of cringe lol
This is what I watch when I feel like watching the twilight series but not like spending 8+ hours on it
Same tbh
@Liz Piotrowski It's my 8th time😂
Sameeee
I’ve watched the full twilight saga films this week 8 times took 80 hours...
CHARLIEBO987 omg 😂 I watched it once this week and it felt like forever haha
am I going to watch a man re-watch the whole twilight series for an hour? Yes.
Yes
y e s
And that's what quarantine does to you
I'm already 18 minutes in and I didn't even realize that's how long this video is.
My exact thought clicking on this vid
"She is 17 and you are like 117."
DEAD
I loved that line
@@sunniedae2031 um no, 100% DEFINITELY no.
Don’t worry guys, he’s only 109.
@@sunniedae2031 that's not what I said lmao
@Randi's Random it's true either way lmao
Being a fan of Twilight when it came out and growing up means accepting that you're now more attracted to Charlie than Edward or Jacob :P
Charlie was the real prize all along.
Legit laughed/giggled out loud when I read this
FACTS
just yesterday i watched the first movie for the first time with my roommate who had a whole twilight phase. my roomie was adamant that charlie is the real catch, and i have to say i agree
Indeed
Bella: *dead on the table*
Dylan: “gurl you don’t look so good XD”
Why did I read that in Jenna Marbles' voice?
you know Anna Kendrick herself forgot that she was in this movie.
Yeah, I think that was the joke
@@teaukeri no it wasnt she actually forgot n was like oh yeah ahaha i was in twilight
@@tashivinci896 I think you're not understanding lmao I'm saying that was the reference he made.
& everyone else
This movie started her career
"If he wasn't a vampire, he would just be... like, an abuser."
I mean
Very true & Bella would likely try to avoid him.
talissa almeida can’t he be both?
@@takkycat she's saying if he wasn't a vampire
Malani Clark that...doesn’t change what I asked...
talissa almeida Christian Grey???
41:23 The scene where Bella's mom starts crying and Alice pulls out a tissue so fast is actually really funny to me. Alice can see the future, so she knew that she was going to need a tissue; she probably had that thing on standby
The fact that Bella is less pale as a vampire than as a human doesn’t seem right to me
the actor's skintone changes alot for some reason
@@etherealluvers8111 not just bellas..in eclipse the whole Rosalie make up is just bad..not to mention that in the scene where they hunt Victoria, there is a screenshot and you can see it's not even Nikki, like wtf..
@@BookwormsHaven i feel like everyone looks bad in eclipse
@@shawol5253 that's not a feeling that's reality..i mean..Emmett? He looks..well..dead..i mean..like solomon grundy style dead..and Rosalie also..they have like a giant amount of make up and powder on..considering how well normal they looked in the first two, and in the last two..that was like a huge fail..
@@shawol5253 there’s different directors calling the shots in different movies and unfortunately that lead to character appearance and personality changes that are sometimes good and often bad 😬
Fun fact: Taylor Lautners yearbook quote was _"I dont like shirts."_
😂😂Ofcourse it was.
XD
Carson?
@@vector12yearsago41 thats what i thought
Claudia Spence omg lmaoo
Damon Salvatore once said: "I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun."
Haha yeah
😂😂
except none of them does because they all have rings to protect themselves. Well, at least they don't glitter.
He says on the hottest summer day recorded in Mystic Falls
the most hilarious thing about it is the actor who played Damon Salvatore married the actress who plays Rosalie lmao
"When you stop liking music that's when you're at rock bottom" wise words by a wise man.
“If he wasn’t a vampire he would’ve been just an abuser”.
My man... have you heard of 50 Shades of Grey?
Komila Rakhimova FACTS
He did a reaction of the triogy and said the same thing
Did you know 50 shades was fan fiction for Twilight?
@@katemccrea6963 is this a sarcastic question? haha
@@diana-db8wf yeah I remember :)
A WHOLE 4 movies for a girl to choose between bestiality or necrofilia LMAO
Lol
NOOOO 😂😂😂😂
LMAOO
Whatever the choice, she's a monster fucker. XD
Common white woman struggles 😔😔😔
**Literally sparkling like glitter**
“tHiS iS tHe SkiN oF a KiLLeR!!1!”
If they wanted that scene to be serious and dramatic they failed.
Says tinkerbell hahahaha
😂😂😂😂😂
No, no, of KILLER QUEEN!
No no a hello kitty sticker
Bro how did bella who has the personality of a wet paper bag get 2 INCREDIBLY attractive men to WANT to die for her. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.
She has brown hair and is not like the other girls. Duh!
She's a mary sue
@Kristian Alexis obviously🙄
Bella is an obvious stand-in for Stephenie Meyer
biggest example of how some boys dont care about personality just looks
Bella’s options:
1. Edward
2.Death
3. Jacob
25:01
sophie louise gonzalez birchall 😂
ma that was sad lmao 😭😭
*"This is family size. I don't have a family. Just me."*
This man can't be more iconic
Irina E didn’t he say he had a sister who he stole the books from?
@@nou9636 I think the point was that he doesn't live with his family. So he buys family size just for himself.
Dude's metabolism must be faster than Usain Bolt.
can we all just appreciate how he had to watch all the movies again to edit it.... he's a blessing we don't deserve
And spend 3 days editing it for us. We stan!
Watch out he's a hero
True
A blessing is not someone who has no life and decides to binge watch a movie series again just to record it and make fun of all the actors in it. "What a blessing" you fkn goofy
@@squirekiller3438 lmaoooo fr
“I hate my haircut, just know my barber f-ed me up” *4 years later, it is his most popular video*
Yeah his hair is fine.
@@CityInTheStarsI agree, I never said I disliked it. He’s the one who says he has a problem with it. In the video.
@@gettingbetterfromhere ok. I agree with you.
"if he wasn't a vampire he'd just be an abuser" wow dylan's got no printer but he's got fax
Nah, he's still an abuser if he's a vampire lmao.
@@James.Stark.Ben.Edition True!
where's the lie tho
This comment is GOLD
Im dying
" Get the CGI baby out of my sight "
😂
that's funnier than it should be
😂😂😂😂😂
get that cg baby THE FUCK OUTTA MY SIGHT
Better then the nightmare puppet from Hades!😣
Or as some would say “Chucky and Slappy’s Demon spawn”
can we all just take a minute to realize how long this took him to edit.
He's a rule trooper
I tried to edit a 10 minute video and it got me 1 hour +. Imagine Dylan. He was actually in trouble
I appriciate it
respect for him
Bro you probably don’t even know he did a whole marathon of him watching the entire Harry Potter series. That was like around 22 hours worth of movie but it’s only 22 minutes 😂
I just...realised..."if it's a boy, EJ" that baby almost had Jacob's name he imprinted on a baby that literally almost had his name alongside the actual father's name. All these years later and this singular plot point continues to haunt me.
if the baby turned out to be a boy would jacob still imprint on him and be queer then?
@@egygizda Who knows or cares. This is a franchise about vampires and werewolves. Not like they can control who they imprint on
Honestly it’s disgusting how the creator of Twilight didn’t see anything wrong about Jacob imprinting on a literal BABY, it’s so f***ed and they try to pass it off as cute🤮
Well, I always thought EJ stood for Emmett and Jasper which makes it a hundred times less terrible.
@@quota3734 dude seriously I feel like Stephanie’s search history should be searched because huh….
dylan: **pointing out robert pattison** “he would be a good joker”
**robert pattison being cast as batman**
honestly can't wait for that movie
@@sarah-jl8cr yeah he’s actually a really good actor! I loved him in tenet and the lighthouse
Get chu a man who can do both
@@sarah-jl8cr same here I just can't wait I hope he does better cause he is such a good actor
@@ardakulacoglu2768 I love him acting in remember me
"You fell in love with a month old semen."
You see, I never thought someone would take that perspective on this scene
@@hechernandez fair point, well made
@@hechernandez exactly, just like how you wouldnt call plant fertilizer the plant itself
Virginia Fernandez yeah I know. That’s why him saying “you fell in love with a month old semen” doesn’t make sense. If anything he was in love with the egg which still doesn’t make sense. But he didn’t fall in love with the semen cause if he did he would have been in love with Edward which is my point I know sperm die off.
@@hechernandez Do you think that means if Bella had a child with anyone else Jacob would imprint on the kid anyway? Cause in the book he said they had an intense romantic bond but after Bella had her daughter it was like gone, meaning he was attracted to the reproductive organs inside her and not actually her. Wait.... If Jacob had a kid with Bella..... would he imprint/love his own kid in a gross intimate way? Dude I was not expecting to think about something like this so hard.
Sam The Lion I really don’t know which is why that whole I was in love with your child and not you was so messed up. I don’t even want to think about it like that, even tho I have cause it’s so messed up. It’s such a messed up solution for the whole Bella and Jacob relationship. Stephenie should have just left it alone and not make Jacob imprint on her.
one thing we can all agree: the twilight series' soundtrack is bombbbb
andressa I only like this movie for the soundtrack honestly
so true. i even started listening to other bands like Paramore because of twilight.
Im your 200dth like.
Yes agreed, it will rain by bruno mars is really my fave.
I KNOW RIGHT?
In defense of bella, she's being manipulated by EVERYONE in these books. She's not manipulating jacob when she asks him to kiss her, he's threatening suicide to get her to kiss him and "give him a chance". He's not a good friend at all...
He doesn’t do it to get her to “give him a chance” he does because it’s the only thing he has left he hopes that if he can get Bella to admit that she has feelings for him then maybe it will change her mind from becoming a vampire he thinks maybe if she realizes she has feelings for him (which she does) maybe it would change her mind
@@desaririaz1302 it's still really manipulative and toxic, and doesn't respect her choice or boundaries.
Plus, he goes on to basically fall in love with her CHILD. Talk about awkward at least...
@@SamIAmWichyeah Jacob messed up he made mistakes he’s a human he’s a TEENAGER it was wrong but he had a reason and Jacob always was there for Bella and Bella said it was like home sickness when she wasn’t with him he always respected her and knew what she wanted she says it was like he could read her mind even though he couldn’t if you wanna talk about boundaries though Edward constantly going against what she wanted never respected her never cared about her thoughts wants and needs he was very controlling and somehwhat abusive Edward stops her car from working just to stop her from seeing Jake even though that’s what she wanted Edward held her back when trying to hug Jake he said he would give alive a Porsche to literally hold Bella hostage while he was gone hunting to not see Jake she was being held against her will wasn’t allowed to use a phone and was basically like a little doll to Alice it even says in new moon when they were voting Edward go so mad he grabbed her face and pulled it toward her and he was holding so tight her words came out distorted so yeah Jacob messed up it wasn’t right but at least he understood her and respected her knew what she liked payed attention and liked her for her but you wanna talk about respecting boundires let’s talk about the 100 year old mine constantly manipulating her controlling her and never respecting her
@@SamIAmWich oh yeah and it wasn’t his fault at all for the imprinting it wasn’t in his control and Stephanie meyers was honestly really messed up doing that to him but it’s not like he chose to do it and it’s also not falling in love it’s whatever she needs him to be protector guardian friend brother it’s not always romantic
And edward telling her to stay away from him then constantly going after her and trying to talk to her 🤦♀️ didn't put any effort to stay away himself and then right after she got attached he escaped
“He’d actually be a good Joker”
Gets cast as the new Batman.
he said this SPECIFICALLY because Pattinson is going to be the new Batman, it's not a coincidence
The comment i was looking for hahaha
Marcella Argollo He already knew it, that’s why he said it
Archarya Galleyneigh I just pointed it out because it was funny if he knew it great, if not it doesn’t really matter
YES
you forgot the most important question: what does edward do when bella is on her period?
paulina camarena great question! I don’t even know
In the book from Edward’s perspective apparentely talks about it and they don’t react to it, because it’s ‘dead’ or something. Saw that somewhere... :)
Anna Jovita Smet to be scientifically correct, period blood can be blood that is “old” which would be darker. It is never “dead” though as the cells only die when they dry out
I don't wanna think about it...eww
That would explain the moment when he looked repulsed at her when she entered the science lab room. Hahaha she started puberty and it got awkward from there.
the best bit about twilight is the fact that Anna kendrick completely forgets she was even in it.
Really?????? Yikes.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I did too until I watched it again
@@catelynnbrown8464 Yeah, I saw the interview a few years ago. They asked her something about the Twilight series and she said, "oh yeah! I forgot I was in Twilight."
Vampire thralling
Honestly I didn't know who tf she even is before this article 😐💀🙄
She might be big in America but 🤷🏻♀️her movies aren't exactly international hits
I love how he’s like “this movie isn’t bad” while also criticizing pretty much every thing
haha fr
According to Anna Kendrick, Anna Kendrick forgets she was in these movies. regularly.
Wouldn't you?
I didn't know Kendrick was in these movies. I first became a fan after Pitch Perfect.
She does. But shes mostly in the 1st and 2nd ones and even then hardly ever. She's done so much shit since then and twilight is so old it isn't that surprising to be honest. I've got medals in sports I forgot I forgot I did and I spent months training in them. Humans aint shit lmao
@@Alex-jd3bs Except for me Alex. You remember all the stuff I've hooked you up with.
@@DerekThomasLirio Dude I don't even know who tf you are. Wrong Alex.
*these aren't sour patch kids, these are sourpatch teenagers*
why tf did i laugh so hard
I looost iitt 😂😂
Ikrrr 🤣
Perfect description of the Cullens hahaha
same XD
Same
The only part that actually made me feel something was in the first movie when she hurt her father when she was leaving. The way he was saying he knows he’s not that much fun to be around, man that part got me.
Her father is the only interesting part of the movie and the books.
Aniket Narvekar he’s the only one that made me laugh.
made me wanna cry, she takes her father for granted. i wish i had a dad like him 😕
Aniket Narvekar fr doe
Yeah that one scene really hurt my soul pretty bad. I felt so sorry for Charlie💔
One thing that ALWAYS confused me in the last film is how did Charlie not question or get freaked out about how quickly his granddaughter was growing up?? 😂 I know he makes a comment on how much she’s grown when they turn up at his house, but come on, she had developed to a grown child in a few months right!?!?!?
i think in the books it's implied he knows it's something supernatural but knows not to question it because Jacob warns him when he reveals himself. he saw the boy turn into a wolf, what is a child growing years in a few months?
he's like... completely dazed and broken down especially after Jacob revealing his wolf form, I think. but yeah it makes no sense but that's how I justify it lmao
out of everything in twilight this is the one thing that never made sense to me. like..? 😭
He was told he didn't have to know everything so he stopped questioning it
Plus the Vulturis would've killed him if anyone had told him they were vampires
It's not like it didn't seem completely insane to him, it obviously did
but he just went with it lol
He had to
I just love the way he keeps calling Taylor “Jacob Lautner” 😂
Hahaha same
I didnt even notice XD
Ikr I did a double take 😂😂😂😂
sue prestan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the cullens: we don’t want to stick out
also them: **lives in a town with 3000 people**
In their defense, that is a reallly small town, though you do still have a point
Alkora C yea its a small town, why would they live there
That what I was thinking. Like just move to new York and you will find people acting like that on every corner
thisiskyle fromladybird maybe because it rains a lot so their skinny doesn’t glitter as much idk
Yess I like that joke hahah . He forgot to say that Edward , other vampires are white cause they dont go in sun soo much and have cold hands they are white skin , cause they have cold blood cause they vampires and they dont like sun . I didnt think watching again twilight , I watched this video cause I found his reaction to twilight movie.
I like twilight movies and vampires , I watched twilight and Harry potter movies when I was younger in puberty , but maybe i like more twilight , vampires , Bellas and Edwards love ......
“If he wasn’t a vampire he’d just be an abuser”
*Christian Grey has entered the chat*
YESSSSS😂😂😂😂😂😂
So true to be honest didn't he only like her cause of the way she smelled and the fact that he couldn't read her mind
Lolll
Christian grey is Edward only even more cringey and just completely odd
50 Shades started as a Twilight fanfic so it makes sense lol
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I want a version of this movie where the dad realized his daughter was messing around with vampires and werewolves. Going full doom slayer on them.
The worst thing about the CGI baby is that they did have a real baby on set, and it was a super cute kid. They thought facial continuity was more important than a baby that looked even close to real. Odd choice.
Did they first have some creepy animatronic thing? And that just WAY didn't work, so only then did they get the super cute kid and decide to use CGI?
they had an animatronic doll or whatever but the cast was so creeped out by it they refused to stay in the same room as the doll
literally nobody notices when babies don’t look like their parents in movies... why would they do that??
Apparently the real baby didn't look "ethereal" enough so they settled on the cgi one instead
@@aaaaaa1955 and that thing was supposed to look ethereal?? I don't know what they were thinking
Her dad being like “I know I’m not that much fun, but I can change” just kind of broke my heart.
I know! Charlie is the best character throughout these entire series
@@diamondbaker5331 I agree with you!
@@diamondbaker5331 he's a sweet dad but he clearly has his own problems. He didn't move on from his ex for years and possibly has a drinking problem. (Dudes drinking damn near every scene he's in aside from the ones were he's at work
Fay Coleman Still better than some of the characters, though.
Fay Coleman, he's not a drunk. The movie just portrays him like that. And it's true he didn't move on for years, but a lot of people are like that and he was always a very quiet and reserved person, so it's easier to get depressed when you are always acting and thinking like that. Like Bella, he doesn't have good self confidence and dislikes a lot of attention. But overall, he's a sweet and caring father who is underrated in both the books and the movie, because unlike his daughter he has self-respect and standing
B: -"Who is he?"
D: -"That's Batman , bishhh"
🤣🤣
it really hurt to rewatch as an adult and find bella has 0 character development, she constantly hurts her dad, ignores boundaries edward and jacob put in place for her/their safety, and ultimately is just the placeholder for stephanie meyer to insert herself a story about men fighting over her.
“Who’s he?”
“That’s Batman”
He literally is Batman now 😂😂😂
YES 😂😂 when he made the joker comment 😂😂😂
Came to the comments expecting to read this
And he repeats the "c'mon" and says "That's his batman's voice" 🤣🤣
That’s why he said it Batman
XD
Dylan: The University of Alaska?! Is that even a thing??
Me, a student that actually goes to that school: ... barely
Do you study snow 😂
Rosemary Valenzuela only during freshman year 😅
Ayyyy fellow UA student! Glad to see someone else lol 😂
Omg 😆
omg
"God, if he wasn't a vampire, he'd be an abuser"
@ 50 Shades of Grey
For that they say - "if he wasn't rich af he'd be an abuser"
The weird thing about the Vampire babies is that just because they look older doesn't mean they have the knowledge of their visual age, which means the Vampire hybrid baby probably shouldn't be able to talk. Since they didn't learn
If I recall, in the Illustrated Guide Smeyer says that hybrids are born with the mental capacity of a human adult (ew), so they learn things super fast compared to human babies.
I just checked, and it says this: "The hybrid mind develops much faster than the physical body; a hybrid has the mental capacity of an adult human by the time of her birth. Hybrids learn quickly to communicate with their caretakers, picking up their first language mere weeks after birth."
@Dóra Kálfári So this baby hybrid decided the best way to be born was break it's moms back and whatever else it did?? 😱😱😱
@@betterpinkthanbloody Eww. Pfúj. That's disgusting - also pretty tragic; missing out on emotional and developmental milestones, as well as being essentially trapped in your helpless body while being fully aware of it. Awful.
@@rkah6187 no that genuinely terrifies me 😭😭 imagine being 2 months old and having the capacity to talk & understand EVERYTHING but you still cannot defend yourself or even remotely take care of yourself… yeah I hate it.
@@honeygalvez2724 It is a genuinely horrifying concept
Bella: *fidgets around in sleep*
Dylan: iS sHe ORgasMinG???!!🤭
monserrat soto 😂😂
Actually expected him to say that
Also their first kiss was so awkward and slow because Robert Pattinson thought the script said Bella makes the first move... so he was just waiting lol
(I may or may not have listened to the dvd commentary)
Wait, seriously? That's fucking hilarious lmao
WHY would they not cut that and just reshoot UH
Cause the lazy or they thought it didn’t matter????
@@rhiannenlmao4401 directors really prize catching the first kiss take in one take, so it feels more like what a first kiss actually looks like. That awkward ness is more like how first kisses are in real life
Brooke Ashley lol
"These are, like, classic abusive relationship signs" 👌
I came here for this. Thank you.
Called out the abusive relationship signs but not the very uncomfortable sexual assault. 36:00.
Bella: "I don't want you."
Jacob: "you don't know what you want"
Bella: ....... "But I just told you th-"
Jacob: _kisses Bella_
Bella: Doesn't kiss him back angrily shoves him away from her.
And in the book she breaks her hand trying to punch him and Jacob just laughs and is like hahaha Eddy I kissed your girl.
Still bothers me.
jake's just as abusive honestly
Me too! I came here for him to say just that. I can't believe so many people adore their relationship considering how abusive it really is. Dylan is woke 👍
@@Ayaforshort This is why I almost threw that book across the room. I fucking hated Jacob lol I never understood how girls thought he was better or romantic. Everything he did in the book was basically a guy who wouldn't take no for an answer, like a rapist. lol
@@littlemissmello and who's contesting that?
Both male characters are as bad as a shitty ootome game, only that the main female is a selfish bitch with a complex that wants to have her cake and eat it too.
God damn it, it's been 10+ years and they still ruined love triangle plots for me.
It’s weird how when Bella hits Paul in this movie, her hand is fine but when she hits Jacob in eclipse, it breaks her hand
Oh man I never realized that. Thanks for pointing that out.
paul turned his head so the open slap would not hurt him. with jacob he does not do this and she uses a closed fist.
Difference between a slap and a punch tho no?
"This is the skin of a killer"
No, that's the skin of a disco ball. That's the only reason why people invite you to parties.
This comment is honestly too good for this place.
Savage
XDD
Lmao
Too funny. XD
I find this quite funny because she literally didn’t want to marry Edward, until she had confirmation of sex.
And getting to turn into a vampire.
priorities
valid
Lol, clever girl
Bella didn't want to be a Virgin anymore😶 all she wanted is sex😳
I think the reason why no one wants to watch movies with me, is that I always act like Dylan reacting to a movie and give my opinion on like every little scene😂
Bro me to
Same
Fr and there like shhh or shut up 😂
sass reaction: I know when I’m like bro, how am I not supposed to talk
Ensley Riley right !!! Bahahh 😂😂
I gotta give you cred- you nailed exactly why I liked Twilight as a young teen. Like Bella, I was a boring, average looking, reserved teenage girl. The idea that some godlike boy could find me desperately interesting, beautiful, and special (ie not like other girls) was like crack to me. Of course, with some maturing and self-esteem I learned I didn't need someone else to drop into my life and validate my worth. The world is quite hard on teen girls- I appreciate you mocking the material while acknowledging why young girls would find value in it.
I love how he’s like “tWIligHT iS sTupId” but he’s the ultimate stan with the books and movies.
The vampire diaries is so much better
Kate Gray This is true
@@kategray2224 the books suck tho
@@kategray2224 true vampire diaries is one of my all time fav vampire series
aren't we all tWiLiGhT iS sTuPiD but still read and watched everything
“If he wasn’t a vampire he’d be an abuser “ this explained a lot of YA books lol
Luckily that has changed a lot over the years
Like being a vampire absolves you of your sins
Yeah its always like if he wasnt hot he’d be an abuser. Literally Noah from Kissing Booth 😑
pfffff
Divergent
Growing up is realizing Edward was a bad choice, maturity is realizing Jacob was also a bad choice and wisdom is realizing the healthiest choice was Bella's platonic female friends and her relationship with her dad.
Jacob was fine until the third or fourth movie
@@mariambarry9269 @Mariam Barry I think the Writters made him into that cause... well... in my opinion, when we first saw him, he wasn't such a inscel or a "Nice Guy" until the turning twist, making it think "Oh hey, then Edward's the best choice" which is not right.
I think what it really boils down to is knowing that everyone is flawed, so Bella should have been dating Edward, plus banging Jacob on the side.
@@JamesChessman I can agree
@@JamesChessman Or...Bella gives both Edward and Jacob the boot, called them both out for the toxic a**holes they are (for different reasons) and ran off with Dakota Fanning's character. Does it make sense? No. Do I care? Hell no!
“It’s the skin of a killer Bella” almost took me out 💀
i love how he is lowkey fangirling while cringing at the same time. 10/10 would watch a movie with him again.
i think this is everybody when rewatching twilight :)))))
I fangirl whilst cringing ALL THE TIME.
That's what I would do💀
100% it sucks but its fucking amazing also. Im a 30 year old lady. Lmao
Pretty sure everyone mutually has a love/hate relationship with the twilight series LOL
Dylan has more feelings for jacob than bella does
we all do
@@indiracg804 fax
Hahaha
Kristen Stewart's bad acting makes Bella's lack of feelings even more obvious.
Indira CG I was just about to say
the most unrealistic thing about twilight is that four people who are frozen at seventeen would choose to go to highschool for all eternity, when they could just as easily go to college
Pretty sure they do both. Go through highschool and college until they start to look too young and switch to new identities. That would make sense as starting younger would allow them to stay with the same identities, in the same place for longer. Plus repeating highschool is probably pretty chill for them. They're too powerful and confident to care about bullies or social drama and they already know everything so it's low effort and they can probably pass even if they frequently skip classes.
actually they go to highschool and college. in the books edward explains that the sooner their lives starts in some place more time they spend in it, he also says that’s why he has 2 degrees in medicine
they did do that whenever they had to move towns quite a lot
@@Evija3000 They do both. That's why Edward has 2 medical degrees.
The books and movies explain why they go to highschool. They younger they pretend to be when they move to a new place, the longer they can stay.
Yes
Dylan: “Jacob, you have no chance just stop.”
Also Dylan: “Team Jacob. We’re in it for the long haul!’’
I love whenever Dylan goes, “eheheh Shutthefuckup”
Lily Bear same.
Hi Bear
I literally read this as he did it😂😂😂
I literally read this and RIGHT AFTER he said that. Omfg.
"These ain't sour patch kids,
These are sour patch teenagers"
I love the fact that Rami Malek's character is hands down one of the most powerful vampires in the whole series and this is never addressed. He literally controls ALL four of the elements???!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen the new Avatar!
@@celianunn2070 ahahahahaha yessssss
I actually made my comment before Dylan mentioned it 😅
I loved his character but I hate how they executed his power. They made his powers so boring and weak.... 🤦♀️
@@Oneasianpersuasion exactly, they shouldn’t have given him so much power if they were just gonna brush him to the side. if anything, they should’ve just let him control one of the elements.
In my second to last year of school, I had a class called "mythology in literature". It was sort of a prep class for university, where we learned how to properly work with sources and write term papers for the humanities. On the first day, our teacher came in: "VAMPIRES do NOT glitter! That encroaches on my worldview!"
Good times... I loved that class.
While hilarious, a mythology teacher should know that mythology in literature is a living canon that continues to be added to. It may be ridiculous, but once Twilight became infamous it became a touchstone in vampire literature just as much as Nosferatu. Vampire and werewolf mythology in particular has no original version that has most of what we now consider staples of their myths; people kept adding to it through literature, movies and media, and some thing stuck while others faded away
"confederate army? you're from the 1400s?"
Dylan, the civil war started in 1861, what the hell? 😂
Yeah, I was like "America was discover in 1492", so...
i thought the exact same thing😂
Maybe, he was unconsciously thinking about the Wars of the Roses from the 1400s.
It was a different civil war, but it still had a Lincoln.
Dead 😂👎
@tintinismybelgian
1. There were no confederates in that war.
2. I doubt Dylan knows anything about England in the High Middle Ages, lmao.
"then hold on tight spider monkey "
me: ew
dylan 3 sec later: ew
Same😂😂😂😂😂
Kinda reminded me of the scene in fifty shades of grey when Christian tells Anna "laters baby" and Dylan says shut the fuck up
Omfg lmao me tooooo
@@tamarmuthama yesss
Why do I always think of the song dance monkey when I hear spider monkey. It makes it extra ew
parker schoen same
bella: “im late...”
dylan: “fOr WHaTtttTtTtT?????”
I'm late; I'm late! For a very important date! No time to say hello, "Goodbye!" I'm late; I'm late; I'm late!
🤣 (Sorry, I'm a dork...)
My favorite cringe scene is, "I used to be...a..good..kid". 😬
Also, that was definitely Jacob manipulating Bella. He told her he was gonna go die. He was literally threatening suicide to get her attention.
2019: "he would actually be a good joker"
2022: hes batman
He also said “that’s Batman” 😂
I screamed, that joke aged like wine
I'm Vengeance!
I went to go comment this lmao
27:21
“If Edward wasn’t a vampire he would be an abuser”. Well there’s this fanfic called 50 shades something....
Actually the Fanfic is called “Master of The Universe”, I’m sad that I know that.
Yeah but’s it’s basically exactly the same as 50 shades. They just changed a few things. I still could 50 shades as a fanfic and EL James writing “Grey” from Christians perspective is just cruel. She should be able to come up with something by her self.
Claralundqvist it IS Fifty Shades with only superficial differences.
If you took away the supernatural parts,Edward is Christian,Bella is Anastasia and Jacob is José
@@acidicwaifu7687 kind of different because they dont seem to be into the sub and dom stuff
“if a killer says he’s a killer probably believe him” lmao yes
Even if he wasn't a killer and he said that *STAY AWAY*
Hahahahaha
Bro the book is even worse. Characters are 1 dimensional
llBlank Pagel
Twilight: New Moon was basically Edward underestimating how dumb Bella can be.
Dude Anna Kendrick *herself* forgot she was in this movie
Are you serious?!?! LMAO
ellie wait seriously???
she wasnt even an important character so..no shit she forgot lmao
Lmao yeah she tweeted about it 😂😂😭😂
Well, when you're in a movie so terrible, I feel like she'd WANT to forget.
The upsetting part about these movies , is looking back as an adult and realizing both relationships are toxic asf and problematic
Yup, the only reason I hate Romance Novels or movies is the toxicity of the relationships
Hey, I just stated my opinion. Not everyone is going to agree with me and I respect that. It's just my opinion, not a generalisation. Maybe I am just not a romantic person
I am 23 years old I liked twilight in puberty .Now watching him react to this movies is both weird and nostalgic ...Today I like vampires , just like then watching twilight movies ....
@@shanayazaveri2620I find that as I get older, I realize that all the relationships I read about in books and see in movies are romanticized. Now, when I look over it again, I think,"Why is this considered romantic?"
no way these movies are awesome and they are not toxic! Ok?
Shanaya Zaveri edward and bella weren’t toxic like are couples not allowed to fight anymore with out being called toxic😂 he never abused her mentally or physically, he let her make her own choices, he RESPECTED HER, he waited till marriage to have sex, all he wanted to do was PROTECT HER, he DIDNT GET ALL MAD AND JEALOUS WHEN BELLA KISSED JACOB HE FORGAVE HER AND MOVED ON, He loved her for who she was, etc...
when he says that Bella is manipulating Jacob, when Jacob literally threatened to kill himself bc he found out she was engaged... lmao
Jacob is BLATANT TEXTBOOK abusive. He destroys shit when he gets mad, threatens to off himself, and forced himself upon her.
Sophia R. fr edward was only gonna off himself if she was✨ dead✨he was never gonna u know if she didn’t want him anymore he said that in the book which i read in one day- yeah that’s my flex
@@summerprice6651 yes! And he actually wanted her to not like him because he knew he was bad for her...
bella ain’t shit either, she was toying with the both of em
Seeing this in retrospect, someone got me to date him by being this manipulative lol
Young me: "So romantic omg"
Me now: can't stop laughing, "Cringe and comedy"
Edit: thanks for all the likes, y'all😅🤩
I watch the first movie on occasion for a fun “bad movie night” lol
I can't even laugh about it anymore, it's just pure second hand embarrassment xD
yeah
right 😂
Edward: Is a deadly predator who's immortal
Also Edward: Still goes to high school at 109 years old
What else would u really do, in the books they alternate their lifestyles, we got the period of time where they act like school kids to match their ages at time of death
homeboy is two different kinds of predator
a name
Lol
Well he has to do something
They alternate it, one time he went to college and tried medicine but can't stand the blood
“jacob lautner” took me out
Same lmao 😂
Fr fr
Alyssa Archambault “you whittled?” Got me
@@thebrittbratt4641 wha?
HAHHA
Edward: "it's the skin of a killer"
Dylan: "It'S tHe SKiN oF A KilLer"
Breeann Gomez 🤣
I've suffered through these movies. 3 things I can't get over: the totally unrealistic post-Dawson's Creek depiction of teenagers, the cop-out that is making the epic battle jut a vision so none of the Cullens dies and the utter cop-out that is Renesmee (so that Jacob can have a happy ending).
“Jacob Lautner” that went right over my head
facts. i just came back to this video and hearing him say “jacob lautner” i was like.... “right... wait no”
He said Jacob Lautner i went "Yeah Jacob Bl- Lau- wait huh, no-"
It sounded right and wrong at the same time. So I just forgot about it 🤣 until I saw this comment.
i was literally looking for this comment😂
I can't even remember his right name now lmao
Charlie is literally the best character in this series. Him, or Alice.
Agreeeed, I love Charlie
Alice is overacted to all hell, Charlie ftw
I still lowkey get angry at Bella for even entertaining the idea that she'd let her dad think she was dead....just so she could be with a boy. Like, I'm glad it worked out differently, but DAMN. That man has the patience and forgiveness of a saint.
AND JASPER!!
Charlie was the best part and the music too.
Dylan: **complains about Rami Malek not using his elemental powers**
Also Dylan: **literally cuts out the scene where he uses his elemental powers**
56:47 They did not dub over his laugh in the German version. His voice actor knew he could not surpass this
Michael Sheen is probably also the only one who doesn't regret doing these movies, so kudos to him for giving it his all 😂
I freaking love Michael Sheen. What a brilliant actor
@God facts have been spoken! I met him last year and he's such a sweetheart
@@LR-dh9et oh mann you're so lucky, I first saw him in Good Omens and I fell in love
@God Understandably! He's fascinating to watch on screen and I guess it helps when you're a real-life angel playing a fictional angel with David Tennant by your side 😂 I hope you get to meet him some day, he's very talkative and so pure hearted. His eyes actually DO twinkle 😂