Doctor Reacts To Harry Potter Injuries

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    Harry Potter is one of the biggest book and film franchises of all time, and over the course of such a long story, you better believe I found some medical scenes to react to. We look at scenes from The Sorcerer’s Stone (The Philosopher’s Stone for my UK friends), The Chamber of Secrets, The Prisoner of Azkaban, The Goblet of Fire, The Order Of The Phoenix, The Half Blood Prince, and The Deathly Hallows. Between Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Snape, Dumbledore, Dobby, Belatrix, Malfoy, Neville, and Voldemort himself, there was plenty of medical criticism to go around. Specifically we talk about Harry’s scar, Z-plasty, salmonella, broken wrists, concussions, trauma, quidditch accidents, broom falls, Phoenix tears, gillyweed, holding your breath, the bends, bleeding out, vaping, drawing blood, chest compressions, and even splinching! Are there any scenes you think I missed from JK Rowling’s epic?Harry Potter is one of the biggest book and film franchises of all time, and over the course of such a long story, you better believe I found some medical scenes to react to. We look at scenes from The Sorcerer’s Stone (The Philosopher’s Stone for my UK friends), The Chamber of Secrets, The Prisoner of Azkaban, The Goblet of Fire, The Order Of The Phoenix, The Half Blood Prince, and The Deathly Hallows. Between Harry, Ron, Hermione, Hagrid, Snape, Dumbledore, Dobby, Belatrix, Malfoy, Neville, and Voldemort himself, there was plenty of medical criticism to go around. Specifically we talk about Harry’s scar, Z-plasty, salmonella, broken wrists, concussions, trauma, quidditch accidents, broom falls, Phoenix tears, gillyweed, holding your breath, the bends, bleeding out, vaping, drawing blood, chest compressions, and even splinching! Are there any scenes you think I missed from JK Rowling’s epic?
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  • @kalebnolan8343
    @kalebnolan8343 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6216

    “That’s obviously a terrible medical condition”
    Yes, that condition would be death. I hear it’s pretty fatal

    • @Camila34322
      @Camila34322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      😂

    • @haramansari0904
      @haramansari0904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😂

    • @hermionegranger1703
      @hermionegranger1703 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Only known person to have survived it was Harry Potter, and he cheated.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The curse of the fatal death.

    • @-VFlower-
      @-VFlower- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That does seem quite fatal

  • @MapleBizz328
    @MapleBizz328 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3610

    You mean this whole time, they could've gotten rid of Voldemort by sending him to Antartica?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME-?

    • @thegreenplant9724
      @thegreenplant9724 2 ปีที่แล้ว +99

      Underrated comment🤣

    • @ayu8994
      @ayu8994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Couldn’t he just apparate out or just use portkey.

    • @xeenproof2024
      @xeenproof2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty sure, that’d f**k up his snake too

    • @Cllocopine
      @Cllocopine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      No cause he’s still got the horcruxes so his soul would survive while his body died. He would be less than the meanest ghost but he’d be alive.

    • @shadowwolf2730
      @shadowwolf2730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@Cllocopine He'd be alive-ish

  • @selectivepontification8766
    @selectivepontification8766 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +658

    I love that Doctor Mike is concerned about the basilisk bite causing a salmonella infection, because while that's definitely a possibility, the info given about it indicates you probably wouldn't live long enough for that to be a problem

    • @letsreallytalk9482
      @letsreallytalk9482 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Lol that what I said

    • @sarahglover3286
      @sarahglover3286 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Did no-one tell him basilisk's are venomous snakes?

    • @bmxrichard21
      @bmxrichard21 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@sarahglover3286 to be fair, Plumed basilisks are not venomous.

    • @13suns955
      @13suns955 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@bmxrichard21lol

  • @annaolsen1
    @annaolsen1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    "Is that Voldermort? ... Where's his nose"
    ~Doctor Mike
    2022

  • @joseantoniobatac6322
    @joseantoniobatac6322 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4640

    The part with Dumbledore cutting his hand makes sense. His hand is already showing symptoms of the curse from Marvolo's ring that looks like gangrene. The nerve endings in it are already dead.

    • @madhavmp8558
      @madhavmp8558 2 ปีที่แล้ว +345

      That's actually a great point.

    • @gabiluch87
      @gabiluch87 2 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Yeah but Dr Mike doesn't know that 🤣

    • @Rainears129
      @Rainears129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      That hand has been like that since before the school year started. Honestly, it should have probably been cut off long before. If they can grow back bones, shouldn't they be able to regrow amputated limbs... I just remembered Mad-Eye's wooden leg.

    • @user-rr6cl3vs7y
      @user-rr6cl3vs7y 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rainears129 it was a horcrux poison, the darkest of anything in the wizarding world, it cannot be healed fully, and mad eyes whole leg got cut off by a major curse, that's why there was no way to regrow it, just like our science can't heal everything the magic can't heal everything

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 2 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      He's a muggle, he don't know

  • @eline_van_dijk
    @eline_van_dijk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13312

    This is just pure gold. Never in my life had I imagined there would be a day where a real life doctor would react to injuries from a fantasy movie about magic

    • @kamoogy
      @kamoogy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +182

      And clearly hasn't seen the movies. Maybe it's just my mood today.

    • @Tuna_lord
      @Tuna_lord 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      MAGIC

    • @BladefireA
      @BladefireA 2 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      @@kamoogy it seems like he maybe saw at least some of the movies once when he was younger but doesnt remember much, which is fair if he wasnt much of a fan.

    • @jeffreysetapak
      @jeffreysetapak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Dr. Mike, please don't forget that Harry Potter movie characters are NOT humans in the first place. Especially Valdemort. PS: No 911 hotline in Harry Potter's magical world.

    • @eline_van_dijk
      @eline_van_dijk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      he did say he saw them when he was younger. He is just treating the injuries as if they were actually real. Everyone here taking this way too serious 😅

  • @madelinegarber7860
    @madelinegarber7860 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +257

    I was reading Goblet of Fire recently and Wormtail did nothing to stop his bleedinh once he cut his hand off except wrap the stump in his robes. He was just sitting there for like 10 minutes at least while Voldemort was reborn and preaching to his death eaters. I was like bruh put a turniquet and some pressure on that!

    • @mushroomsrcool1449
      @mushroomsrcool1449 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      ... Blood clotting incantation? Idk. :P

    • @user-js1sn2de7e
      @user-js1sn2de7e 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@mushroomsrcool1449when Voldemort finally finished his speech to the Death Eaters, he turned to face Wormtail (who was literally dying on the ground the whole time) and gave him a magic silver hand to replace his original one. Wormtail started praising Voldemort and kissing his feet and I’m like “ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS MAN WHOS FEET YOU ARE CURRANTLY SOAKING WITH SALIVA TOOK HIS SWEET TIME BEING LIKE ‘YO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MACNAIR! HOW U BEEN? ANY RECENT KILLINGS? TELL ME WHOS DEAD AND WHOS ABSENT, WILL U?’ WHILE U WHERE BLEEDING OUT IN FRONT OF HIM!?!?!?

    • @RaeRaenicorrrn
      @RaeRaenicorrrn 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      WILLINGLY SCRIFICED is the key phrase, tho.

  • @SomeKiddo
    @SomeKiddo 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +130

    In terms of the candies, they have another half that gets rid of the symptoms. In the books they were purple and orange candies, the orange making you sick and the purple aiding you.

  • @jmp_jayperproductions
    @jmp_jayperproductions ปีที่แล้ว +3063

    Harry: I survived the killing curse and got this scar from it
    Mike: No, you just had a bad plastic surgeon

    • @main442
      @main442 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      🤣🤧

    • @qinshihuang4966
      @qinshihuang4966 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      they should try to remove extra collagen from the dermis, and than make the gap grow back fast, in theory that would remove the scar

    • @jessa5521
      @jessa5521 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @kamyagupta4030
      @kamyagupta4030 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @mohelmi4618
      @mohelmi4618 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahah so funny

  • @gailasprey7787
    @gailasprey7787 ปีที่แล้ว +3161

    I never thought somebody would call Voldemort an “elderly gentlemen” 😅

    • @lordshardik
      @lordshardik ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I mean, he's not wrong; the guy's pretty elderly.

    • @fandomgaymertransgirl2.0
      @fandomgaymertransgirl2.0 ปีที่แล้ว

      Voldemort is basically a nazi.

    • @Pitbullnamedprincess69
      @Pitbullnamedprincess69 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@lordshardikain't no gentleman tho

    • @plantainsame2049
      @plantainsame2049 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dude is in his seventies and call a debilitating injury to himself
      Cutting up pieces of your souls probably not healthy for you

    • @alimousatabets5751
      @alimousatabets5751 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@lordshardik ain't a gentleman tho

  • @user-yb3vj2ro9q
    @user-yb3vj2ro9q 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    I love the line “is this Voldemort, where’s his nose?”😂😂😂

  • @BPJD2004
    @BPJD2004 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I think the reason Neville's injury in The Sorcerer's Stone wasn't worse is because, in canon, when he was a baby, he was dropped from a balcony to see if he had magic. He did, thankfully, but I'm guessing that's why he didn't get more hurt.

  • @goldengorilladilla3267
    @goldengorilladilla3267 ปีที่แล้ว +1904

    Voldemort: I will live forever!
    Doctor Mike: Not if you lived in Antartica

  • @THEMamaVicky
    @THEMamaVicky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11115

    The way Mike totally misses the point of so many things is priceless, but educational 🤣

    • @TheSteam02
      @TheSteam02 2 ปีที่แล้ว +549

      High intelligence
      Low wisdom

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Hahaha true 💜

    • @anniel4357
      @anniel4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Yeah. Like just sitting here, remembering the healing properties of Phoenix tears and Essence of Dittany from the book lore. I mean, I won’t hold it against him if he doesn’t know the book lore, he is looking at it through the muggle perspective

    • @darlenebuck7825
      @darlenebuck7825 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      he clearly has not seen any of the Harry Potter movies to make a correct medical conclusion.

    • @user-mk4cn6rt8w
      @user-mk4cn6rt8w 2 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      True. He *is a muggle.

  • @Xboxgamer_Neo
    @Xboxgamer_Neo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    I love how dr Mike just starts by insulting Voldemort

  • @taylorsisk533
    @taylorsisk533 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    The reactions from him are priceless, especially when he said the basilisk is a dragon lol. Also the walking cane one ha

  • @mrlavin9037
    @mrlavin9037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

    “Did harry just take away that old mans walking stick “ class absolutely class

    • @yelenauali6030
      @yelenauali6030 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I laughed so hard at that bit

    • @nihaaraadilras4805
      @nihaaraadilras4805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Elderly gentleman *
      I'm laughing so hard....jeez

    • @Itania333
      @Itania333 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      OK this one had me CRYING WITH LAUGHTER

    • @hammartyme4859
      @hammartyme4859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah

    • @eleven9357
      @eleven9357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha

  • @btsfangirl2905
    @btsfangirl2905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4252

    Just watching 15 seconds of the video I can say that he is a muggle 😂
    But creativity I have to say I have never thaught about Harry Potter injuries in a medical perspective 👍

    • @TheQuestionmarkstudi
      @TheQuestionmarkstudi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Indeed. Like a flying car and motorcycle are possible but yeah suddenly removing bones..yeah no..

    • @tiananesbitt7156
      @tiananesbitt7156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ha Ha what House is he in? This is so FANTASTIC BEASTS right now!

    • @theirishslyeyes
      @theirishslyeyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm a potter nerd and a medical coder, so I often read the books and watch the movies through that lens (although I'm certainly not a doctor!). I did laugh a lot through this reaction, because Dr.Mike seems to be viewing this just as a doctor.
      Funny video! 💛🖤

    • @djebdjdob12
      @djebdjdob12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Totally off topic but also an army here 👆💜

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loool

  • @harryfunk5156
    @harryfunk5156 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Rest in peace Sir Michael Gambon, actor of Dumboldore, as he has died.

  • @ItsGabbylol531
    @ItsGabbylol531 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    1:09 Madam Pomfrey: I’m here you know Dr Mike 2:03 like a concerned teacher 2:08 Mr Malfoy: it’s just a scrape Draco walk it off 6:38 🥲his reaction is just lovely

  • @groofay
    @groofay 2 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    Dr Mike: "Why isn't anyone calling 911?"
    Arthur Weasley, muggle studies expert and middle-aged man: "What is the function of a rubber duck?"

    • @Liutgard
      @Liutgard 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And What makes airplanes stay up?

    • @malle5955
      @malle5955 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Wouldn't they also have to call 999? As far as I remember that's the emergency number in England.

    • @shainaannx17
      @shainaannx17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hahaha ! I love that line

    • @dollybear2809
      @dollybear2809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's only a quarter of the way through his life maybe by the time he reaches 200 he will finally find out the function of a rubber duck lol

    • @Wildlink123
      @Wildlink123 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@malle5955 I think you're right, but, if someone's all the way out at Hogwarts, a muggle officer would take the call as a prank call because Hogwarts exists in it's own little magical bubble, protected from prying eyes of muggles. I remember reading it has a charm all the way around castle grounds to avoid aerial muggle spotting.

  • @insanityganon1300
    @insanityganon1300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1200

    I love how the cameraperson was just like "It's a basilisk, I shouldn't have to explain this to you!" and Doctor Mike's like "a basilisk...dragon? :D"

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      There is an actual basilisk lizard. They can run on water

    • @thomasfplm
      @thomasfplm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      To be fair, many of the older représentations of dragons were either snakes or lizards.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thomasfplm and dinosaurs

    • @hamzaghazi
      @hamzaghazi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cameraman* but whatever

    • @cathcall6564
      @cathcall6564 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Technically Dr. Mike is half right lmaooo :3 when you see the anatomy of basilisk it’s more likely to be a lizard (legless) than a snake. And yes, we have a lizard that’s called Komodo dragon so lizard = small dragons?? Idk man k bai lol

  • @SpecklesTeeV
    @SpecklesTeeV 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

    I love Mike’s reaction to basically everyone cutting off their hand to get blood 😂

  • @jessikagonzalez1033
    @jessikagonzalez1033 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This episode was the CUTEST! Thank you so much for your lightheartedness. ❤

  • @theshreyanshisahoo
    @theshreyanshisahoo ปีที่แล้ว +2188

    Voldemort: A creature so bad that people don't even say his name. Has murdered a number of people in the past.
    Dr. Mike: "Did Harry Potter just take away an elderly man's walking cane?" "He's like a snake fish, a cat fish. NO, an eel fish!
    *calmly discussing his health issues and how he wouldn't survive in Antarctica*

    • @gailasprey7787
      @gailasprey7787 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Tell me you’ve never seen Harry Potter before without telling me you’ve never seen Harry Potter before. 🤣

    • @terskataneli6457
      @terskataneli6457 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Oh man oh man Harry Potter with that Z scar didn't age to well

    • @impressivesmirk
      @impressivesmirk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gailasprey7787 wat

    • @gailasprey7787
      @gailasprey7787 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@impressivesmirkDr Mike described Voldemort as an ‘elderly gentlemen’. If he had seen the movies or books he would know that Voldemort is a vile being (if you can even call him one) who ruined and destroyed many lives.

    • @impressivesmirk
      @impressivesmirk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gailasprey7787 uh ok

  • @peskybird3736
    @peskybird3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    I love how right away when he sees voldemort he’s “like where is his nose?” And then proceeds to talk about medical mumbo jumbo 🤣

    • @maybenotsolittlegamingdude644
      @maybenotsolittlegamingdude644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      he ran into a wall at the train station and now the injury is forever

    • @peskybird3736
      @peskybird3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644 ahhh I see

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@maybenotsolittlegamingdude644:
      Nah, a cat scratched it off when he tried to pet it's belly.

    • @soyon9352
      @soyon9352 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂

    • @MHGFTW
      @MHGFTW 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Called him an eel too.

  • @beanbean9364
    @beanbean9364 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Magic injuries: Exists
    Dr. Mike: NOT MEDICALLY ACCURATE

  • @user-oi4kq9wc7m
    @user-oi4kq9wc7m 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i haven’t watched the video yet, but just by the title i already lover it.
    i love when some of my favorite content creators makes a video featuring harry potter

  • @radgamerrach
    @radgamerrach ปีที่แล้ว +1796

    “You need to call 911 Harry” and “Voldemort with no nose would not do well living in Antarctica” both had me lol 😂

    • @rainbowcats19
      @rainbowcats19 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same lol!!! 😂

    • @katearcher8514
      @katearcher8514 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Who would've thought that was a way to thwart him. A rebel base in Antarctica.

    • @tomasflatharta
      @tomasflatharta ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did Harry Potter just make away this elderly mans walking stick 😂

    • @poehbeertje7729
      @poehbeertje7729 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @poehbeertje7729
      @poehbeertje7729 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tomasflatharta XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @sophie_creations
    @sophie_creations 2 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Mike was so chill when Snape got cut through the throat he was like "there's no saving that person" he was so blunt and honest about it

    • @Themrine2013
      @Themrine2013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Honestly I would rather have blunt honesty when it comes to medical issues instead of sugar coating it or beating around the bush

    • @allenl5960
      @allenl5960 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Mike: There's no saving that person.
      Also Mike: Do chest compressions Harry!

    • @frederiqueschouteren
      @frederiqueschouteren 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And just for good measure, Voldy has his giant magical snake tear open Snape's throat further. Oh, and the snake has this weird venom that makes it basically impossible to close the wound as it's perfectly capable of melting muggle stitches.
      Just lovely, isn't it? *Cough*.

  • @janepigliacelli6564
    @janepigliacelli6564 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    honestly incredible. some of your best work so far

  • @WompMeow
    @WompMeow 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how Mike was so so pro und of himself for remembering their names❤❤❤

  • @sandstorm3277
    @sandstorm3277 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1309

    I love how the first thing he says about Voldemort is "where's his nose?" there are like thousands of memes about how Voldemort doesn't have a nose. And also he is just in complete disregard of Voldemort. He's just like "not if you go to Antarctica." It's just so funny. Voldemort is being roasted. :)

    • @ElFrogge
      @ElFrogge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Unlike his air

    • @williamhogrider4136
      @williamhogrider4136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Voldermort: Only I can live forever..
      Doctor Mike: Introduces Antarctica.
      Antarctica: Imma end this man's whole career.

    • @stevenrasche3159
      @stevenrasche3159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah, he's being left out in the cold. Being roasted is what Voldie would want in Antarctica.

    • @Animelover15606
      @Animelover15606 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@stevenrasche3159 he could just use magic like incendio

    • @mohammadalmoustafa6446
      @mohammadalmoustafa6446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thats what i was going to say

  • @unirarhissa7697
    @unirarhissa7697 2 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    7:28 Don't worry Mike, there are two parts to the candy, the orange part makes you sick and there's a purple part which immediately cures you after you get out of class

    • @Cllocopine
      @Cllocopine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @niddg viiut I would love to see his reaction to when Draco was KILLED by Buckbeak or when Luna fixes Harry’s nose because how different is a nose from a toe, really?
      Mike would be furious babbling about all the differences between toes and noses

    • @louisthelemur1238
      @louisthelemur1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Cllocopine It's killed meh! It's killed *MEH* !!

  • @HeatherNickless-vt8zr
    @HeatherNickless-vt8zr 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    @Doctor Mike; It was mentioned "vaguely" in "Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them" film that witches/wizards have a higher tolerance for injures and most forms of maladies than muggles do.

  • @lolabloo
    @lolabloo 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Dr. Mike's reaction to Voldemort is priceless 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sarswatidevi
    @sarswatidevi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +671

    You know, I'm surprised that he didn't comment on the fact the medical issues that couse arise from a 1 year old being left on a doorstep at the end of October. Practically died with laughter when he said "Did Harry Potter just take away that elderly gentleman's walking stick"

    • @lorelei887
      @lorelei887 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      My thoughts exactly ! It also would have been great to hear about lycanthropy from a medical point of view because I think I’ve read something about it once, like people getting sick or something 🤔
      Yet, there are so many moments in HP that could be interesting to hear about and so little time. Maybe a part 2 about Sirius’ death, Dumbledore’s death (and how old he was, the effects of such an old age on the body etc), Tonks possibility to change her face/hair, Moody’s eye, Sectumsempra/Endoloris, etc. Gosh, I wish I went to med school instead of Law school 😅

    • @chrystpick7741
      @chrystpick7741 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially in the UK where it can freeze over night.

    • @dcle944
      @dcle944 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We don’t know the exact time Harry was left on the doorstep though. It could be 4-5AM, and I imagine aunt Petunia woke up pretty early in the morning. Beside, they might have put some heat generating spell on him since Hagrid was able to carry him flying on motorcycle in the cold air.

    • @SirRiceBurger
      @SirRiceBurger ปีที่แล้ว +1

      YES!

    • @Slayboreddances
      @Slayboreddances ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dcle944 Yes that makes sense and they could have put a lot more protective spells on him. You can practically do anything with magic, even keep a baby safe and warm on a doorstep

  • @lauriesmith4575
    @lauriesmith4575 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    "Is that Voldemort? Where's his nose?" The question ALL Harry Potter kids have been asking since the books came out.

    • @ethabn4
      @ethabn4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      he ran into the wrong wall at the train station

    • @du_hu4731
      @du_hu4731 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ethabn4 lmao

    • @loser8742
      @loser8742 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ethabn4 he dives too deep into dark magic, chajging his appearance

    • @lil_duck_XD
      @lil_duck_XD ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Platform 9 ½

    • @Eeveeismypatronas
      @Eeveeismypatronas ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *ahem* He-who-must-not-be-named.

  • @Casterspellproductions
    @Casterspellproductions 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    What happened to Ron is known as "splinching". When wizards apparate (teleport) they can leave parts of themselves behind if they're not careful

  • @emmsy_san
    @emmsy_san 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    okay fine i'll rewatch and reread the whole series again

  • @gavbbs8594
    @gavbbs8594 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    "is that Voldemort?.... Where's his nose?"
    This had me on the floor laughing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @beth5860
      @beth5860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Didn't know I was waiting for this but I was

    • @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN
      @JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER!
      GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS!
      MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR TH-cam STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE!
      JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU!
      Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6
      "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33
      “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

    • @jessy3612
      @jessy3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His first question to Voldemort... 😂

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *proceeds to start explaining why it'd be detrimental to Voldemort's health*
      I was laughing so hard D

    • @davidduellman7339
      @davidduellman7339 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      me 2🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sailspo
    @sailspo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +908

    Fun Fact about Neville: in the books it is explained that his family thought he was not going to have magic and so they were trying all kinds of messed up stuff to trigger his magic. So one day his uncle dangled him out of the window and kinda FORGOT and so Neville fell, but magic children kinda have this thing were their magic shows intuitively, so instead of going SPLAT Neville bounced a while like a basketball and his family was so glad that his magic finally showed.

    • @myahitt1247
      @myahitt1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lol yes I remember that!

    • @alilcasias5562
      @alilcasias5562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I saw in a video about Neville that apparently his blanket shifted (from his magic ig) when he was just born, but no one noticed except that book that records people doing magic.

    • @kylem9830
      @kylem9830 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don’t get how he broke his wrist from falling then

    • @alilcasias5562
      @alilcasias5562 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kylem9830 I thought about it for a bit and it's probably so that the teacher would have to leave with Neville, so that Harry would start chasing Draco and stuff

    • @myahitt1247
      @myahitt1247 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@kylem9830 I think when younger wizards are like 3 and 4 like toddlers their magic manifests in ways that are different than when they can control it better. Look at us debating magic😂😂

  • @kerenolivero7097
    @kerenolivero7097 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    There is so much more in Harry Potter & injuries. Please react to more harry potter injuries. I loved this. Too funny! :)

  • @Yo5463
    @Yo5463 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    That was incredibly interesting. Could you look at the mental health implications of the Prisioner of Azkaban? I feel there is a lot to say there

  • @medo5417
    @medo5417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    Doctor Mike asking "Is that Voldemort? Where's his nose?" genuinely made me laugh properly for the first time in ages 🤣🤣

    • @jessicaolmstead4069
      @jessicaolmstead4069 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same I belly laughed

    • @Mary-zj9jz
      @Mary-zj9jz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      even more when mike called him a fish

  • @Hajra509
    @Hajra509 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    I died laughing when Doctor Mike said “Did Harry Potter just steal this elderly man’s walking cane?” I’m a big fan of Harry Potter so this had me laughing.

    • @shauryagamertv2108
      @shauryagamertv2108 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Well u need a doctor 😂

    • @harleneaulakh2017
      @harleneaulakh2017 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Same! As a true Harry Potter Fan I was laughing my head off! 😂

    • @LizLuvsCupcakes
      @LizLuvsCupcakes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mean, to be fair, he did. The elderly man in question is the most evil wizard to ever live but still.

    • @SSGoatanks
      @SSGoatanks 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Producers at HBO Max need to reconsider a Harry Potter animated TV series because it would allow more resources for storytelling and scenes from the books. Please don't dishonor the original cast members by replacing/recasting them 🙏

    • @catlibal9906
      @catlibal9906 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He is like 150 years old or something like that so pretty old.

  • @katiekatt5359
    @katiekatt5359 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Is this Voldemort? Where’s his nose?” Had me in literal tears

  • @andyknotek1123
    @andyknotek1123 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I will never forget the one with Neville riding the broomstick

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    *Suffers an injury that would be life threatening in real life*
    "Tis' but a scratch"

    • @scottd.delano2810
      @scottd.delano2810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "A mere flesh wound."
      -Monty Python

    • @jason_anderson_mcyt2705
      @jason_anderson_mcyt2705 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You again

    • @damielarthur2494
      @damielarthur2494 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      my guy here every day again how much ms do you have you must have lightning speed notifications and brain thinking to comment this fast

    • @NemesisFromResidentEvil
      @NemesisFromResidentEvil 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jason_anderson_mcyt2705 It's a bot

    • @sandpaperunderthetable6708
      @sandpaperunderthetable6708 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@NemesisFromResidentEvil pretty sure bots dont have this level of intelligence.

  • @H.Wotton
    @H.Wotton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +490

    „You need to call 911, Harry“ had me rolling lol so true for the whole series. I need that on a shirt asap

    • @zmrandom
      @zmrandom 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice

    • @vidyasagardaud8518
      @vidyasagardaud8518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But ain't Harry a Brit?

    • @cheyennewiedemann1028
      @cheyennewiedemann1028 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would totally buy that shirt

    • @H.Wotton
      @H.Wotton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vidyasagardaud8518 good point, but I’m just imagining a US fan sitting in front of their TV, binge watching HP, throwing popcorn at the screen while continuously yelling „YOU NEED TO CALL 911, HARRY!“

    • @leahoplinger9771
      @leahoplinger9771 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah I need this on a shirt NOW

  • @iris.holmes
    @iris.holmes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    'HARRY CALL 911!!!'
    I just snorted, laughed, stopped breathing yet inhaled way too much air all at once. Priceless. I want more. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @skoonify
    @skoonify 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You just need to call 911 Harry" caught me so off guard

  • @reyfin4922
    @reyfin4922 ปีที่แล้ว +1273

    Dobby is by far the most tragic loss for any potterhead, and you're telling me we could have saved him!? 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @seany1856
      @seany1856 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Ikr, I am so sad 😭. Dobby was a good, and the best house elf

    • @mango5happygolucky293
      @mango5happygolucky293 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      If only Harry hadn't removed the knife :

    • @Slayboreddances
      @Slayboreddances ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mango5happygolucky293 yes dobby was a good free elf he could have lived😭 Dobby the elf who lived

    • @marymcelroy8025
      @marymcelroy8025 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'll miss him

    • @sparklemaggie1584
      @sparklemaggie1584 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poor Dobby

  • @lee-annenavin3391
    @lee-annenavin3391 2 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    Fun fact.
    The basilisk isn't actually a snake, it's a legless lizard (genuinely a thing) - some differences are:
    ear holes, fused jaw, pearled scales & visible eyelids.

    • @ayakanakamuri7599
      @ayakanakamuri7599 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also, a Basilisk is usually bred by using chicken’s egg under the toad until it is hatched. It was illegal in medieval times, but those who were doing this came under serious crime.

    • @mononoke813
      @mononoke813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’m glad you said it because I was about to let loose on Dr. Mike at that point…

    • @LyokoisGreat2
      @LyokoisGreat2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He also missed that it had fangs and had injected him with venom

    • @SidPil
      @SidPil 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I googled this and it said that Basilisks are reptiles and are reputed to be a Serpent king. So this comment seems to be false, do you have a source?

  • @TheDMan2003
    @TheDMan2003 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    In regards to being able to survive a lot of these physical injuries, there is actually a canon reason for it. In the Fantastic Beasts movie, Newt Scamander mentions how wizard and muggle anatomies are subtly different. In that scene, he gives muggle Jacob Kowalski a helmet and set of armour for his protection, but doesn’t have any for himself. This suggests that wizards can survive more severe physical injuries than muggles can, though I doubt they can just brush off all physical injuries. They fall from too high a height without anything to catch them or slow them down, they’re still gonna die the second they hit the ground.
    EDIT: There are actually a few injuries that you didn’t cover.
    In Philosopher’s Stone, Ron gets knocked off a giant knight chess piece as a sacrifice so Harry and Hermione can win and proceed forward. It’s not that far a fall, but he’s still out cold when he hits the ground. The book is even worse, since the white Queen, a sentient statue, hits him straight in the head with her arm.
    In Philosopher’s Stone, when Harry touches Quirrell, Quirrell gets severe burns on his body.
    In Prisoner of Azkaban, Malfoy’s arm gets slashed by Buckbeak the Hippogriff, an injury that he keeps going for months on end.
    In Prisoner, Harry falls off his broom during a Quidditch match. Dumbledore is able to save him, but it’s a close call.
    In Goblet, at least in the book, Harry is dropped by a giant spider onto a leg that he injured trying to kick at the spider.
    In Half-blood Prince, Harry is cut on a rock just past the point where you showed Dumbledore cutting his wrists. This is actually beneficial, as he needs blood to reopen the door that closed behind him.
    In the book version of Deathly Hallows, Harry loses control of the flying motorcycle and crashes into a muddy pond. This one actually does bang him up a bit, as his ribs and arm were damaged in the crash.
    If I missed any, please let me know. I’m going off of memory.

  • @user-wl8mw1lb4k
    @user-wl8mw1lb4k หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Dr Mike questioned the most legitimate question everyone should ask voldemort, where's his nose ??😂😂

  • @BlackHedera
    @BlackHedera ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Almost as bad as watching movies with my mom who is a psychiatrist. "Trauma related behavior here. And you see there, attachment disorder.." and I'm like "please let's just watch the movie" 😂

    • @brookemoore1852
      @brookemoore1852 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Meanwhile I'm over here intentionally watching the Cinema Therapy TH-cam channel. 😅

    • @user-fn3xi6xz3f
      @user-fn3xi6xz3f ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brookemoore1852 Ohh! Cinema Therapy - they are the best!

    • @user-fn3xi6xz3f
      @user-fn3xi6xz3f ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I would really love to watch some of the movies with your mother! I bet it is incredibly hilarious and educational)

    • @angieangie9258
      @angieangie9258 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This comment makes me remember leonard's mother from the big bang theory

    • @CountryBuff08
      @CountryBuff08 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I do the same thing as an animal welfare worker watching animal movies. Cujo - everyone could've been spared if he'd simply vaccinated his dog. Pet Semetary - Church could've been spared had he been kept inside. Lol.

  • @rachelst.pierre1075
    @rachelst.pierre1075 2 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    “Is that Voldemort? Where’s his nose??” Got me rolling on the floor laughing 😂

  • @thisjosiah
    @thisjosiah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:46 A Basilisk is not a snake, it is a weird "hybrid" of sorts. Not actually a hybrid, but that is the closest I can describe it as. It was a chicken egg hatched under a toad.

  • @hiswayservicesblog9288
    @hiswayservicesblog9288 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Doctor Mike, it says in the books that Voldemort has nostrils like a snake instead of a nose. And, yes, Fred and George Weasley gave sickness-inducing candies to kids at school to help them get out of class or detention. Hey, they were heroes for it when Umbridge came along!

  • @francesagtang9534
    @francesagtang9534 ปีที่แล้ว +683

    this is comedy gold.and i love how he said the voldemort was a eel 💀

    • @vinchinzo594
      @vinchinzo594 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love how you said "the voldemort" haha

    • @SomeoneSuffering1823
      @SomeoneSuffering1823 ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember what hermione said “ fearing a name makes you fear the thing itsself”

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@SomeoneSuffering1823 in that case i fear the long wiggly venomous creatures with no legs that sometimes has a rattle on its tail and sometimes doesn't even have venom but is still a long wiggly thing with no legs that i very much do not like and would very much wish to gather every single one of them in the world together into a hole on a deserted island and then drop a nuclear bomb into said hole, and the nuclear bomb would be the TSAR BOMBA

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    In all fairness to the first broom scene: The person doing the diagnosing was not a nurse. However, the boy was brought to the school nurse immediately after, so if there were more injuries, the nurse would probably catch them.

    • @ginnyjollykidd
      @ginnyjollykidd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And Mrs. Pomfrey could magick away his clothes.

    • @meridellwriter
      @meridellwriter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Very true, but would Madam Hooch have been able to identify a spinal injury? If there had been a spinal injury, which would've been likely with a fall from that height, it would've been better not to move him at all (unless of course they used magic to make sure he was kept completely still during transport). They really should have Madam Pomfrey stationed nearby during first years' flying lessons just in case. Neville was really lucky that it was just a broken wrist.

    • @Firemalleoandjelly
      @Firemalleoandjelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@meridellwriter Also wizard are tougher than muggles.

    • @Firemalleoandjelly
      @Firemalleoandjelly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@meridellwriter Magical medicine is largely medieval.

    • @M4x_P0w3r
      @M4x_P0w3r 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Firemalleoandjelly Is that actually confirmed, or is it fanon?

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    To be fair it is confirmed in the Fantastic Beasts series that wizard's have more resistance to injuries so lots of these would severely injure muggles but as they're then healed magically that isn't an issue!

  • @marblee000
    @marblee000 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The video I didn’t know I needed

  • @AustynSN
    @AustynSN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Given how advanced the medicine is for wizards vs muggles, it's likely that some of the injuries Dr Mike considers serious or even life threatening would be considered no worse than a paper cut to people who can do magic.
    Also, fun fact: Canonically, the "Skele-gro" Harry takes to restore the bones in his arm was invented by Linfred Potter, one of Harry's ancestors. (They actually have a family history in advanced alchemy. Their family fortune was originally established by Linfred and dramatically increased by Harry's grandfather, Fleamont, who invented an extremely popular hair management tonic.)

    • @fcasias7
      @fcasias7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Freja Lindberg isn't HP in like the 1900s? Muggle medicine is good, but it's not *wave a stick and bones mend* . It always bothered me how the Wizarding world just hid from the muggers for 0 good reason. Imaging chemistry and potions, mri diagnosis and magic healing, memory reliving for psychological purposes. The two worlds could have bettered each other immensely of they cooperated.

    • @GamerM602
      @GamerM602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fcasias7 HP takes place between 1991 and '97, so yes.

    • @meridellwriter
      @meridellwriter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fcasias7 Yes, they would have bettered each other immensely if they cooperated, but that's a big if. The wizards could also completely destroy all Muggles if someone like Voldemort came into power, since wizards have the ability to just wave a stick at someone and that person drops dead. I believe canonically the story perpetuated by the magical community is that the Muggles began to distrust all the people who could wave sticks around and do either wonderful or terrible things at the drop of a hat, and while it was rare for witch-hunts to result in the deaths of actual witches and wizards (who could just magic themselves out of danger), the magical community decided it would be best for everyone if they secluded themselves from the Muggle world. This would lessen the odds both of the Muggles managing to successfully kill witches and wizards (especially children who have not yet learned to control their magic and thus would be more susceptible to being killed), but also reduce the needless suffering and deaths of Muggles (either at one another's hands, at the hands of said children who cannot control their magic and might accidentally kill someone in self-defense, or at the hands of a witch or wizard whose young child was killed by Muggles).

    • @Kratargon
      @Kratargon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@meridellwriter In all fairness, muggles can wave a metal stick and make wizards drop dead: Guns. They need less training, too, I’d think. I suspect a wizard-muggle war would not end in the wizard’s favor, at least in the modern era.

    • @stripeyshrimp6351
      @stripeyshrimp6351 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay the big potter head I am I never knew this..

  • @biscuitaddict
    @biscuitaddict 2 ปีที่แล้ว +808

    8:15 I love how the editor actually made him lean over to see what happened to Ron's arm 🤭

    • @brezzainvernale
      @brezzainvernale 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey, I didn't notice, thank you, it is really cool!

    • @JavaJane87
      @JavaJane87 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣☠️

    • @samanthacarver4081
      @samanthacarver4081 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's awesome!🤣🤣

    • @shevaunvan-hoff4069
      @shevaunvan-hoff4069 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What happened? Ron’s arm got splinched while the trio disapporated from the ministry of magic!!

    • @Slayboreddances
      @Slayboreddances ปีที่แล้ว

      @@brezzainvernale me neither! cool

  • @shellbee5521
    @shellbee5521 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "is he a fish" DO NOT DRINK. i repeat DO NOT DRINK WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO. i almost died 😭😂😂😂😂😂

  • @marblemoon3
    @marblemoon3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the fact I clicked on this video so fast but I'm also laughing so hard bc he's taking it so seriously
    7:05 I'M CRYING HE'S LIKE "where's his nose" 😭

  • @yourlocalrainwing1358
    @yourlocalrainwing1358 2 ปีที่แล้ว +420

    I love how mike is just casually pointing out voldy’s medical problems

  • @ApollosPrice
    @ApollosPrice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    Before watching: This is going to ruin my entire Harry Potter experience, isn't it?
    After watching: It didn't ruin my experience. It made it ten times funnier!

    • @camilaperaltaangeles6548
      @camilaperaltaangeles6548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yesss

    • @Kefka2010
      @Kefka2010 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't get me started on their continued use of a house that encourages racism and encourages kids to join terrorist orgs.

    • @meapyboy12345
      @meapyboy12345 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is nice knowing before i have watch the video
      Edit: and after watching it i can say thats true

    • @fashionablestrawberry8559
      @fashionablestrawberry8559 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was almost going to exit the video but I'm glad I didn't

    • @aliannaburke7584
      @aliannaburke7584 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same!

  • @marcfreiznel3090
    @marcfreiznel3090 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    6:23 decompression sickness is due to the pressurized air in diving tanks, whereas Harry breathes through gills and therefore there is no risk

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    To be fair it is confirmed in the Fantastic Beasts series that wizard's have more resistance to injuries with a stronger physiology so lots of these would severely injure muggles but as they're then healed magically that isn't an issue!

  • @barbiemac5410
    @barbiemac5410 2 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    I feel so validated for every time I have gotten angry at a fictional character for slicing into their hand for a few drops of blood. Thanks Dr. Mike.

    • @antioptimusparty
      @antioptimusparty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh god yes I get so angry every time I watch Supernatural, every single episode

    • @saiyasha848
      @saiyasha848 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      God, yes, even if Dumby can heal it, that one actually does get me angry. Even the back of your hand would be better then the Palm!!!!

    • @quailypoes
      @quailypoes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same!!! That was definitely the best part of the video to me!

  • @irisce2799
    @irisce2799 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    5:25 Fun fact - in the books Harry was supposed to ask Neville how to survive underwater but he never did, and it ended up being Dobby who brought the gillyweed to Harry in the last moment. At the end of the book Barty Crouch Jr was complaining about how Harry was too arrogant to ask for help from his classmates and that he had given Longbottom a book that would tell him everything about how to breathe underwater.
    But in the movies, we actually get to see Harry asking Neville for help, which was how Crouch had planned it in the books.

    • @Slayboreddances
      @Slayboreddances ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yes I noticed that as well. At least harry actually gets gillyweed in both the book and the movie

    • @reneflores5976
      @reneflores5976 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      it was a smart way to cut time in the movie

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reneflores5976 Oh yes so we can see the one hour dragon fight. Because that's not an hour wasted...

    • @reneflores5976
      @reneflores5976 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@DaDunge I just said it was a smart way to cut time, it's not my problem how they managed that time

    • @helenaperez4343
      @helenaperez4343 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@reneflores5976 it was also because house elf’s were expensive & hard to animate in the movies, that’s why Dobby doesn’t appear in any of the post-COS movies before Deathly Hallows.

  • @harperwow9645
    @harperwow9645 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:44 I the huge potter head…LOVE THIS VID!

  • @EmmaVibinFr
    @EmmaVibinFr 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Doctor mike be over-complicating things, it’s magic, it doesn’t need a diagnostic because it’s ✨magic✨

  • @christianmarshal6117
    @christianmarshal6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +442

    No he’s not cheating. Part of the contest was to use magic to find a way to breathe underwater for an hour. Whatever magical method to perform this was considered acceptable. Neville came up with the idea to use gillyweed, a magical plant that would allow him to remain underwater for an hour, so it was just part of the contest.

    • @Neytiri723
      @Neytiri723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      In the books it was Dobby that gave him the gillyweed which he had taken from snapes potion supplies

    • @christianmarshal6117
      @christianmarshal6117 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Neytiri723 I remember that but he’s making comments based on scenes from the movie.

    • @LightMindedJedi
      @LightMindedJedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      technically, it was Barty Crouch Jr who arranged for it in both movie and book. in both cases he managed to indirectly arrange for gillyweed to be given to Harry.

    • @Kevin_Theadore1
      @Kevin_Theadore1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@LightMindedJedi technically it was- *dies*

    • @aishaahmed3736
      @aishaahmed3736 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just saying, in the book it was Dobby who gave Harry the Gillyweed.

  • @LFan-ff4uv
    @LFan-ff4uv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    Pausing the video at 9:50 to try and read as much of the Daily Prophet as possible has me in tears from the giggles. Thank you to the editor for making my night! And thank you to Dr. Mike for always entertaining while informing, too!

    • @SaskiaSketches
      @SaskiaSketches 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      lol oh my gosh yes it's hilarious

    • @Garimaa_Hooda
      @Garimaa_Hooda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ikr, very hilarious 😂

    • @liljeknott6748
      @liljeknott6748 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @pottah life it reads: " The Daily Prophet. Bringing you the best in Copyright sage magic news since 2022 - Two Galleons per issue, or is that a lot? I don't know.
      Voldemort is an eel!
      Turns out that not having a nose and beeing all grey wasn't just because he was super evil. The magical world was rocked today after discovering that Voldemort is not actually the alter ego of Tom Riddle, but is actually a slithery sea creature. When approached for comment, Voldemort said nothing, probably because he's an eel. Seriously though, what where we all scared of? It really seemed like he was genuinely dangerous, but turns out that's just not true.
      Now the magical world is turning to other important figures to ask them, is McGonnagall actually a cat pretending to be a human? Is Filch a raccon?
      Muggle doctor makes strange claims about basilisks
      In a release on a Muggle news platform, You Tube, the Muggle Doctor known as "Doctor Mike" claimed that basilisks were dragons, and that they carried a muggle pathogen known as salmonella. When approched for comment, the head of the basilisk appreciation league said "These are misunderstood creatures, they already have the stigma of killing anyone who looks at them, and now this!?"
      He who must not be named outed ad a sea creature
      Death Eaters have asked if they should refrain from eating fish.
      Turn to page 7 to see what other magical figures are suspected to be cockney fast food.
      Stop cutting your palms for blood!
      Turns out that sticking a knife in your palm when you need blood for a spell isn't as good an idea. Who knew?"

    • @TheRadioknight
      @TheRadioknight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@liljeknott6748 Thank you alot :D Respect that you could read that all.

    • @meowiguess903
      @meowiguess903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@liljeknott6748 Thank you for your dedication

  • @omarhassam7574
    @omarhassam7574 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    mike roasting voldy's nose lol

  • @Audii0605
    @Audii0605 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Omg the best descriptions of Voldemort EVER!!! 😂😂

  • @roryfoster7914
    @roryfoster7914 2 ปีที่แล้ว +722

    As a history nerd, the fact that Doctor Mike said 'phoenicians' as the plural of 'phoenix' has me in stiches 😂😂

    • @turtlepenguinXkizuna
      @turtlepenguinXkizuna 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      SAME 😂 Crying Phoenicians are all you need…?! lmao

    • @DoiInthanon1897
      @DoiInthanon1897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I cracked up so much at that 🤣🤣 And the end was pure gold

    • @zimnizzle
      @zimnizzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That was amazing.

    • @j4xxonl
      @j4xxonl 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    • @DarkMasterofCupcakes
      @DarkMasterofCupcakes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I misheard it as "Venetians". Which was even more confusing.

  • @mrztaylorlautner4evr
    @mrztaylorlautner4evr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Voldemort: "you've been a good servant, Severus. But only I can live."
    Mike: "not if you go to Antarctica cuz you can't warm up the air through your nose" 💀💀

    • @GreatGranger
      @GreatGranger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Voldy knows that and he can easily have small fires under his nose in Antarctica 😂, maybe to avoid it he went to Africa just in case

  • @Anonymous-person8
    @Anonymous-person8 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    *Voldemort dies*
    *meanwhile, in another universe*
    "You should have gone for the head" *snaps*

  • @absolutemalkavian4974
    @absolutemalkavian4974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I mean, Neville's fall kinda stop thanks to the torch so he having just a broken wrist is the best and most logical outcome.
    I love how Mike says that Finite Incantatem is what he says to the patients misbehave and I'm imagine it like "Cease your bullshit"

  • @SpiriitsRoblox
    @SpiriitsRoblox ปีที่แล้ว +149

    Voldemort: "But only I can live forever-"
    Mike: "Not if u go to Antarctica!"
    That had me dead 😂😂😂😂💖💖

  • @DaZebraffe
    @DaZebraffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    7:28 Yes. Yes, they are, in fact, candies that literally get kids sick. But what you didn't see (and maybe wasn't shown in the movie? I don't remember, it's been years since I've watched any of them...) was that each of these treats comes with a cure that gets you all better the moment you're safely out of class.

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      or it could simply be that effect of those treats are temporary. like for couple of hours. Similar as effect of some spells wears off after a time. Simple as that

    • @DaZebraffe
      @DaZebraffe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@MsKeylas Well, I don't know if the movies ever bothered to explain...again, haven't seen 'em in years...but in the books, it was explicitly explained that each treat was part of a pair, one to make you just sick enough to get you out of class, and one to eat after you're safely out of class, containing the antidote to the first treat. (Some of them are even both treats in one, with color-coded ends to tell you which one to eat first.) And you get a bundle of such paired treats with each purchase, 'cause they come in what's known as "Skiving Snackboxes."

    • @MsKeylas
      @MsKeylas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DaZebraffe Yeah, I agree I was more writing comment for this Doctor who was constantly over reacting

    • @retired5218
      @retired5218 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haven't watched them in years?? You are so not a fan lol

    • @JMcMillen
      @JMcMillen ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@DaZebraffe As I recall, in the books the candies were half one color, half another color. One have got you sick, the other half cured you.

  • @linen8231
    @linen8231 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The very first peice of critic is interesting, because the shape of the scar is "lightning shaped" because the wand-movement required to perform the killing curse (or "Avada Kedavra") is in the shape of said lightning shape. So when the forbidden curse hit Harry - presumely where the scar is on his forehead - and rebounded back to Voldemort, the shape remained in form of the scar.

  • @JaxYT607
    @JaxYT607 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    0:50 The scar is actually shaped the same as the hand movement that you do when performing Avada Kedavra.

  • @himavarshachatti8373
    @himavarshachatti8373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +724

    Who would have ever thought Harry Potter would be seen in a medical perspective..huge respects to your creativity sir ! Love Dr. Mike's content 💜

    • @CREEPYPASTA_LUVER
      @CREEPYPASTA_LUVER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah Dr. Mike’s videos are the best

    • @marygoldcastor723
      @marygoldcastor723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Like Lmaooo

    • @khalilahd.
      @khalilahd. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is why I love him 😂

    • @overthinker__
      @overthinker__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just got deja vu from your comment I've no idea how

    • @IAmAnItalianPizza
      @IAmAnItalianPizza 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      heres my view as a reptile interest: its not a snake, its actually a legless lizard, different things, different things.

  • @sem4861
    @sem4861 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    I clicked so fast when I saw "Doctor reacts" and "Harry Potter" in the same sentence lol. Two of my absolute favourite things.

  • @normalchannel2185
    @normalchannel2185 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:35 I love how Mike is worried about salmonella and not about the poison

  • @BrianVison2.0
    @BrianVison2.0 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    this was so halarious
    i like the parts when he says that the charaters are treating hurt bodies wrong😂

  • @christinamatthews5076
    @christinamatthews5076 ปีที่แล้ว +499

    Harry : finally defeats Voldemort
    Mike : that’s a bad skin condition
    Me : dying for the next 3 minutes 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @chaospuppy6730
    @chaospuppy6730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Fun facts about many of the injuries you covered. Warning: Text Wall of Spoilers Ahead
    Movie 1)Harry's scar is considered a curse scar. It was created by the Instant Death curse Voldemort tried casting on him that rebounded on Voldy. And in regards to the flying class, I'm pretty sure Madame Pomphrey, the school healer, get's ignored about her concerns all the time. She probably did suggest head gear and Madame Hooch, the flying instructor and Quidditch Referee, laughed all the way out of the hospital wing. Sounds like something that could've happened.
    Movie 2)The basilisk is called the King of Serpents, but looks closer to a legless lizard. It's also got the deadliest venom in the world. I don't think Harry really cared about putting pressure on the wound (he was also 12 at the time, and 12yos are notorious for their uninformed decisions) when he thought he was gonna die from the envenomation (Until Fawkes the Phoenix comes in and cries on him). A basilisk is created when a toad incubates a chicken egg. Phoenixes are also incredibly rare and afaik there's only 2 known Phoenixes in the HP universe. Fawkes, and another phoenix that's a Quidditch Team Mascot. Phoenixes are very picky on who they like, and after Dumbledore died, he left hogwarts and I don't think he was ever seen again in the books or movies.
    Movie 4) Harry taking Gillyweed isn't considered cheating. It was considered a legitimate method for diving through the great lake. Peter Pettigrew, the man that cut his hand off, had it replaced with a magical prosthetic by Voldemort as a reward for his loyalty
    Movie 5) The skiving snackboxes you saw the Weasley twins showing their classmates were supposed to be eaten in halves. One half will cause the illness, the other will fix it. I believe the fix-it halves were also usable for actual illnesses/injuries. (And Im 100% certain that this isn't the half blood prince, movie 6. The Weasley Twins, even if they hadn't dropped out, were in their last year during Harry's 5th year. They had their own shop in Movie 6 and wouldn't .
    Movie 6) The hand Dumbledore cut into was cursed and in the books is described as blackened and withered. The curse was supposed to kill Dumbledore instantly but he was able to stay alive long enough to have it isolated in that hand. It was still going to kill him within a year of getting it though. So, essentially, cutting into that hand was technically the least painful part for him, cuz the nerves in that hand are already dead.
    Movie 7) Ron got splinched, which is something that happens when Apparition isn't done properly (Teleportation) You end up leaving bits of yourself behind wherever you teleported from(usually an easy fix as long as the bits you lost are able to be found. I believe they have a whole ward dedicated to stuff like that in their hospital, St Mungo's.. Essence of Dittany is kind of a quick fix for external injuries, it'll stop the bleeding and seal up the wounds.
    Harry was being dumb with the dagger. That's pretty on par with him.
    Movie 8) I have nothing to add for this one. I'm gonna be calling Voldemort "Eel-demort" from now on tho XDDDD

    • @herakapnissi1204
      @herakapnissi1204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Well... People like you are the ones I want to call them friends🤣🤣🤣🤣 well done fellow potterhead... You completely covered everything 💖💖💖

    • @lisemander4975
      @lisemander4975 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Mischief managed

    • @Cora.T
      @Cora.T 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Commenting to get you higher 🤗

    • @scottd.delano2810
      @scottd.delano2810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well, Harry took a bludger to the head (all thanks to Cormac McLaggen) in book 6 and came to in the hospital wing afterwards with his head wrapped in bandages, Madam Pomfrey said he had gotten a cracked skull and that she'd mended it, but was keeping him overnight for observation. Nonetheless, she doesn't make any notable objections to how dangerous Quidditch actually is (nor does anyone else, for that matter).

    • @Miasread
      @Miasread 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This was amazing thank you for typing out all my thoughts! My only addition is Bellatrix’s dagger was cursed. I’d rather not have a cursed, or more realistically poisoned blade in me. Maybe Harry thought that by removing the dark artifact dobby might be able to use his latent magic to heal himself.

  • @wesmoran5215
    @wesmoran5215 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    you should react to the documentary about the stunt double. i had no idea that had happened to him!

  • @ShimmerVi14
    @ShimmerVi14 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I was writing a book into my ai about Harry Potter thanks for giving me more ideas

  • @idkbalvan6303
    @idkbalvan6303 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    About Ron's injury, it's called "splinching" in the harry potter world. It happens when you Apparate (teleport) but you're unfocused and in a hurry there's a risk of leaving a part of your body behind, in Ron's case some of his upper arm.

    • @AelOk17
      @AelOk17 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I though he got hurt by a spell

    • @adamcummings20
      @adamcummings20 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it was because Yaxley grabbed him and tried to drag him somewhere else, so his arm was half ripped off

    • @Nem01
      @Nem01 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What the hell...

    • @idkbalvan6303
      @idkbalvan6303 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@adamcummings20 that could be part of it, but I remember splinching being talked about as leaving a part of your body behind when you Apparate incorrectly in the books.

    • @sneakypenguin2861
      @sneakypenguin2861 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Definitely splinched, Hermione even says thats what happened to him

  • @snoopygonewilder
    @snoopygonewilder 2 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    Throughout the years, after reading the books (mostly audiobook), and watching the movies more than a handful of times, I always thought wizards and witches are somehow a little physically stronger than muggles, I mean they do seem live a bit more than muggles, most of them into their early 100s. Them being stronger, and sustaining less injury after accidents was something I often thought about, lol.

    • @Strockshire
      @Strockshire 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The headmaster previous to Dumbledore lived 350 years

    • @izzysabitdizzy6347
      @izzysabitdizzy6347 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      A wizard's average age upon death is 130 - 140. The oldest wizard lived to be 755 years old.

    • @tristanflynn4014
      @tristanflynn4014 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@izzysabitdizzy6347 Well, when you have access to magical stones and unicorn blood... life expectancy is probably going to go up.

    • @CookieCat712
      @CookieCat712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dumbledore is the best example of this. Although, it had to come to an end 😞

    • @CookieCat712
      @CookieCat712 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@izzysabitdizzy6347 yes, Nicholas Flammel, but he had the philosophers stone so… eternal life is what came with it

  • @syddlinden8966
    @syddlinden8966 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Mike should do book injuries too. Cause like, snape gets married by Nagini in the book. It's a way more metal way to go out and out is way bloodier than the film scene.

  • @mel.washere
    @mel.washere 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I’m a scuba diver AND a potterhead so let me jump in a little: the decompression sickness is caused by breathing compressed air and ascending fast.
    To put it simple: The nitrogen in the blood could not “escape” the bloodstream trough the lungs because of how fast you are ascending, causing the nitrogen bubbles to be trapped and, as you ascend, to expand its size causing a lot of problems, even death if that bubble go to a mayor arterie.
    But in here, Harry is not breathing from a scuba tank, and there are no nitrogen in the water, so no, he could not have it.
    The lungs expanding is not the decompression sickness but because you hold your breath while ascending (not involved how fast he was ascending). In that particular scene, Harry was holding his breath as the gilliweed was losing its effect, so is actually possible, as the oxigen in his lungs will expand its size the more he ascends.