What the Hell Is Wrong With You?
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ค. 2024
- Jennifer and Pumps will never be the same after listening to your voice memos today. From SAHM scrub abuse to grandparents not accepting their gay canine grandchildren, this episode drives the girls to pure insanity -because if you can't beat 'em, join 'em. And make sure to be on the look out for new I've Had It Podcast Scrubs, soon to be available at a Walmart near you
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Putting forward that all 'forced listeners' of this podcast, from this day on, refer to ourselves as hostages...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Listen here hostage"
The Had it Hostages
I can get behind that.
I have Stockholm Syndrome!
"Hey, you're at work, not in a bubble bath." 🙂 I'm going to borrow that at work if you don't mind.
TIP FOR ALL- cancel the card that they have on file. Lol that’s what I do when I’m not trying to go cancel anything
I did that and they turned me in to a collection agency. 20 years later I got a call from some dude with a middle eastern accent trying to bully me out of $120. I said that I didn't want anything bad to happen to me so I asked for instructions on where I should send the money. He gave me the info. I said I will send it today. Hung up and never gave it a second thought.
I am so glad someone else said it. I have had it with Go Fund Me. Two grown women I know started a go fund me for their European vacation, and got tons of donations. Bitch, I can't afford to go to Europe, I'm not paying to send you to Europe. If you can't afford it, don't go!!
"its worth it $100 not to go" is actually psychotic, sorry Kylie 😂
I just managed to stop my head from spinning after I heard her say that, I actually had to rewind just to make sure she said it, totally psychotic n privileged lol love these ladies but that's insane n super privileged
Like this was totally an unhinged and illogical take but also makes her so relatable 😭
I love that they’ve had it with subscriptions they don’t know how to cancel when the sponsor is Rocket Money 😂
Call me a masochist, but I thoroughly enjoy being a "forced listener" to these ladies.
It hurts so good, what more can I say?
Y'all are my favorite gals with grievances ❤
I feel like when Pumps has a bad clap, the episode is really good.
Hey now, no need to bring Pumps' gonorrhoea into this.
And when she has a good clap the episode is also really good! The gift that keeps on giving
@@kevanmcdougallmphdaddy
Pumps has the clap? Say it isn't so!
"It's worth $100 to not got"... how much are these ladies paying you?!
Can we have an episode where we dive into all Josh's tattoos?
Yes I need to fully process the random Chinese characters, tramp stamp, & “tribe” tattoo I think 😳
Both of their laughs are intoxicating
I think it should be illegal not to put the cause of death in an obituary - and there should be a follow up when the toxicology reports are completed
Pumps! You look amazing! Whatchu up to girl? 🔥❤
My ex actually brought up in counseling that I didn’t thank him when he took out the trash. I said I would start doing that when he praised me every time I had to clean the shit out of the toilet bowl.
As a concerned listener, may someone do a wellness check on Angela. The inconsistencies in the clap recently has me worried. Maybe the pressure from being princess diana is getting her... it’s a lot of pressure being the star of the show. I think better help is a good option for her.
These womennnnn, absolutely on fire today! Gorgeous. 🤗❤️ thank you guys for being beacons of chaos and turmoil in this bullshit world. It seriously warms my decrepit heart.
I love the episodes where it’s just the 2 of you the best!
Don’t forget Kylie!
Ladies i cannot continue to listen (while being forced) without mentioning how great you look in your autumn-y coloured outfits!
Totally with Pumps about the DMV. I often wonder if the employees are trained to be rude or do they gradually evolve into miserable public service workers. Remember the old lady who worked at the DMV in “License to Drive” when she says “Don’t Fxxx with the Dept of Motor Vehicles” as she informs Corey Haines that he failed his driving exam? She is textbook DMV employee material.
The last time I went to the dmv, the lady had literally just sat down for her shift to begin, and was already crabby 😂😂
Ok. I’m gonna defend DMV workers a bit. I worked for the Post Office for a couple of years. It was around Christmas time! I’m telling you, the public is fucking INSANE! I had so many customers mad at me for the price of stamps going up. They had so many weird requests and demands. They would had me a letter or package and say, it will get there tomorrow, right? You can only take so much abuse and insanity before you get crabby. I left to go back to working with kids. I think the public and bureaucracies will drive you nuts!
My mom and I have our own phrase for when I’m a “forced listener”. She says I’m a “captive audience”
Dog groomer here. Please don’t shave your double coated dogs. They don’t love it. The double coat helps them insulate cool and hot air. If you don’t want shedding, don’t get a dog.
Additionally double coated dogs are at higher risk of overheating because they can’t regulate their body temp after you shave them. It can also make them develop alopecia because it messes up their coat.
As a dog groomer I’ve very much had it with people that have dogs and hate the shedding and want to shave their double coated breeds 😂
I commented the same thing (not as good as yours tho lol), hopefully she sees this and learns! Love her and all owners make mistakes so of course no hate
No! We have to acknowledge normal behavior, especially when it involves being courteous because we need to tip the scales back to normalcy and bring good behavior back into favorability.
I used to write obits in the newspaper of a mid size city (Louisville KY) - In the late 90s. Back then, obits weren’t paid ads like they are now but we’re done as a courtesy by the newsroom’s news clerks. - and for anyone who died under 60, it was required that the funeral homes (who called in the obits) reported cause of death that would then be included in the obits …
Kylie hear me out!! Merch!! You guys can sell scrubs with the 'I've had it' logo on one side & then have "Blessed" embroidered on the other side.
I think they will sell like crazy! Plus seeing Jennifer wearing something with "Blessed" on it is worth it all! 😂
Needs to be #blessed
Hey girls, I was paying on a gym membership forever. Best way to get out of it, cancel that credit card it’s on. I had it coming out of my debit card. The gym said I had to write a letter to the company that was in TX. I’m in PA. It was freaking annoying. This was yrs ago now. But I just went to my bank, canceled that debit card and got a new one. Done. Yes, they make it impossible to quit. Somehow I ended up on some shipping payment plan for ELF after I ordered something. Here, they started to charge me $12 a month. No idea what the deal was. I canceled that card too. I have no idea what that subscription plan was. Don’t recall signing up for it either. These happened a number of years ago.
This podcast is such a great release of anger for me 😂 love you both!
2:18, that is a major recurring theme of humans in the workforce.
Thanks for all the laughs ladies.
It’s the best part of my week!!!
You ladies never fail to make me laugh each week! Scotland should be in your next tour, hint hint
Another awesome pod. I think I smiled the whole way through. Love it 💕
here for my mandatory listening
I love this podcast!!! I look forward to Tuesday’s and Thursday’s love you ladies ❤
You two bring me life! Thank you for saying what we are all thinking. You should have Tony Talks on your guest list. Thank you Jen, thank you Pumps ❤
PERIODT Get it done! You must write that affidavit
I just need to make a call to action here, we desperately need to get Jessica Kirsen on here, not only has she had it with literally everything, but she’s also a HILARIOUS comic, and a Jewish lesbian to boot. I don’t know what else I can say to make this more compelling, but I have got to see this happen or else I’m gonna implode.
i've watched so many of these episodes and i just noticed that the wall behind them is fuzzy and not stone.... i would be absent-mindedly petting that wall constantly if i were in one of those chairs
love u ladies thanks for making my days brighter 🥰
Yay!!! Can’t wait to see you in Vancouver!
I actually love every thing about you two girls love to hear you talking
Watching yall's show is like an anticipated weekend hanging with your best gals in person
im so glad other people have this opinion about obituaries, me and my best friend have done deep dives to find causes of death for YEARS and its so frustrating
LISTEN!!! The obituary part is SPOT ON!! That’s the kind of tea that I want spilled in my newspaper…but I live in a small town so word gets around quick 🤣🤣
I have to tell you, you both are hilarious, happy I found you, you have my sense of humour!!🇨🇦
We got rid of car tags for our vehicles in Alberta Canada.
These ladies have kept me sane
I’ve had it branded scrubs on your Podcasts store… I would totally buy them!
You ladies are my tribe. #blessed ❤
I have to agree so much about the oldest child. Then each one after had to take more care of themselves and the ones older. I never realized howtrue until my kids as well asnieces/nephews. I have a husband that was oldest,a brother that was oldest and my son. I thought we all were treated the same and we treated our kids the same but even if you think that many do set out to be super mom or dad with the first, including having 20 times more photos or vids of the first compared to 3rd or 6th. Then you wonder why child 4 may have a clean apartment while at 26, child 1 has not done last week's dishes at his/ her place.
Pumps is BUSTED! She ain’t no real attorney, no ma’am! She kept saying “Affadavid” 🙄
Love the pod!!
Michigan has POS machines in grocery stores for all DMV services. I renewed my tags as fast as an ATM withdrawal.
Online POS means something else.
Jennifer, I’m only 3 minutes in but I will just pause the video before I express my opinion and say I’ve had it(!) with memberships you have to go in person to cancel. You might talk about this when I press play on this, but I’ve absolutely experienced this myself with Orange Theory. I said, “Well, I no longer even live in that state. You’re telling me I need to fly to your studio to get out of this agreement?” Ridiculous. They relented and emailed me the documents, as they should. Now I will pop some popcorn and seen if I can discern if it’s the same company or many! 🧡
Agreed I hate announcements....I cleaned the apartment and? lol I never announced when I clean the apartment.
The Hot Shit Tour needs to make its way to Indianapolis 😭
I can’t get a read on Josh. Either he grew up in an ultra rich law legacy family or walked right out of a Dickens story / whatever the American equivalent is.
I am so glad she explained what Josh’s tattoos were about cause it was bugging me what “Broman” was about on his arm when he was on previous episodes
I as well I’m sick of sifting through hundreds of Facebook responses to figure out how that person died. So Agree.
THE OBIT SUGGESTION... BRILLIANT IDEA How can make a lawful requirement.
this is a great one x
We need to get Pumps clap extenders so the slaggin dragons are not preventing the thunder clap!
This was a silly episode I love y’all 😂
As a daily scrub wearer due to employment in an actual hospital, what kind of offender am I if I wear scrub pants on my off days?!! 🙆🏼♀️
I used to have to wear them always, & got so sick of them - especially always white - they have no stretch, not very comfortable unless oversized & you then have a rope as a belt - but yes wearing them casually at home or with friends is a bit weird
You’re clearly a workaholic 😂
Truth is....I try not to wear the pants on my off days but those of us first responders know where to go get the comfortable ones, it's an inside "tribe" sort of thing 😂 so the pants are just as comfy as sweats or shorts!! 🤷🏼♀️ but to the ones who have no affiliation I wonder wtf is going on??!!!!
@@stacynorwood1007 🤣🤣 Honestly, it’s very odd…the amount of loungewear out there is so abundant that I can’t comprehend where their brain goes and how it lands on scrubs lmao!
Another banger ❤️❤️
My stupid gym made me pay for a WHOLE MONTH when I cancelled... Mind you it was the beggining Feb. So I had to pay for Feb. and March 🤦 F-ing scam. $130 gone
I've had it with the police agencies who spend the first 10 minutes of any press conference where they have found the body of a missing woman, child, or person from a marginalized community praising their phenomenal search and discovery (never a rescue). They thank the other agencies for all their hard work when it was community volunteers, family and friends who went ABOVE AND BEYOND to find their missing loved ones. Then you find out that warnings about the killer went ignored for years and families, especially those from marginalized communities, have to enlist their church and hire PIs. Police agencies rarely ever STOP anything before hand. Judges let career criminals who look like them free over and over. Police agencies no longer police the community. They pick the person they like least or who has called them names and do everything they can to prove those people guilty of a crime. This most recent missing little blond girl ( the kind they like to show on TV) who went missing with her dad's Nazi friend who should have been in jail is beyond despicable. I could go on but I will save it for later.
If you wanna cancel and payments, call your financial institution to put a stop payment on all account associated with the auto withdrawal company. If you cancel one they have a second account to withdraw. So the user must request stop payment on all withdrawal from that source.
I’m wheezing at the obituary one 😂
As a fellow Nicole, I second her suggestion. "Enquiring minds want to know!"
How about a Go Fund Me to raise money to donate to other Go Fund Mes!
Omg PLEASE do I’ve had it black scrubs I would wear them to work every day. And I actually work at a doctors office
More fav voice memos' as guests!!!!
Love y’all ❤
Hi hi,from Southern Africa 🇧🇼🇿🇦
The in-house attorney side hustles have me howling.
Love you girls!!!❤❤❤
U do know that dogs have fur for a reason right? To keep warm, keep cool, not get sunburned, ate up by bugs.
I know a woman, who not only refers to her friends as her “tribe” but also refers to the women in her family as…😬…The Wolfpack! I nearly bite through my tongue trying to stop my eye roll, every time she says it. And it’s a lot 😭
The DMV wants to make people over a certain age come in for full testing which few people who have been out of school for decades can pass the first time. After I studied the test and watched tons of driving test videos, I passed. It was incredibly stressful. The DMV woman who tested me was surprised and a little disappointed.
The best way to cancel literally any membership is to call your bank and say you lost your card. Usually they'll even male you a new card
Dear kids, this cancels ALL your memberships.
@@cathyosbourne6986 yeah obviously, lol you just update the info for things you want to keep
Literally the funniest duo 😊😂
MAKE SCRUBS ASAP! I work in a nursing home and need these
I’ve HAD IT with Jada Pinkett Smith interviews. She’s been on every talk show and podcast. I cannot relate, and find her constant “right?” So annoying. No, Jada, it’s not right. Had it.
The entitlement is pretty astounding.
Pumps needs a luxurious lab coat with her scrubs
Nooooo! You shouldn’t shave your Husky. It’s part of how they regulate their body temperature. Especially here in Oklahoma where it can be freezing fuckballs outside in the morning and then surface of Venus that afternoon.
I live in ok-I just go to the tag agency, super short wait.
Not me sitting on a membership to a gym I haven’t attended in 6 months because I have to go in to cancel it 💀.
It’s killing me how Pumps so resolutely pronounces it “affadavid”. 😂😂
Hi mamas 🤭 Quick heads up I think you have a typo on the ad terms in description- Jan 2023 is the listed date on promo expiration instead of ‘24.
Forced listener here! Thank you for forcing me to listen to this podcast! I have been forced to listen/watch on TH-cam every Tuesday or Thursday or both and I have come to accept it! LOL!
That gay dog reference reminds me of South Park about Stan's dog Sparky. Classic episode.
Love Pumps’s lipstick color in this episode
Jennifer, I hear you on your obsession with your dog. I have 2 kids and husband also but my dog… he is my best friend, my son my boyfriend….🤣 He loves me unconditionally and puts me in my place when I’m not paying enough attention to him. 🤣
I agree on the obit thing... I really DO need to know.
Well, you know what they say: “G_d Giveth,
The DMV Taketh Away”
If your husband unloads the dishwasher, maybe he did it to make you happy. You don’t have to praise him, but maybe if you show how happy you are that you don’t have to do it, he’ll keep doing it.
Usually, I agree with your rants but this time I have to differ. I used to go to the DMV, and you had to wait in a long line, and it felt disorganized, and it bothered me. Like why was it so difficult. Then I went a week ago in person to pay for my car registration and they now have it completely organized! You can walk left for "no appointment" or right for "has appointment". There is a guy at the door with a computer who gives you a number and then I only had to sit and wait for ten minutes for my number to be called. The woman cashier was friendly even. I had to compliment her on their new system which is new because a couple of years ago I was there, and it was a mess. This is in Santa Cruz, California. I am now a fan of the DMV because they were willing to change!
I have had mixed experiences. Made an appointment four months in advance, stood outside in a line of people for over an hour, went in JUST to renew my license during the pandemic, and the lady yelled at me, said they didn't do that at that location, and I would have to go into the city, and acted as if I should have known that! 🙄
Months later, went into the DMV in the city and it was a lovely time, they even waived the test!
That is the first time in my long life I've heard a MAN HAS A TRAMP STAMP! I'm gonna pee my pants! Poor Jen.💐
23:02 totally agree.
We love your terrible middle names LOL