Shit, fuck the hate comments. Here's a goddamn love comment. This podcast has quickly become a favorite for me. It instantly eases my anxiety. I just know my fellow drivers on my daily commute to work see me absolutely cackling at red lights and think I'm insane and I don't care. I'm in a better mood because of y'all. You are boosting morale 😂
Ross Mathews! He and I went to high school together in Mount Vernon, WA. He was just as funny and sweet as a teenager as he is on TV. He's not fake nice, he really is nice. He always had a group of girlfriends around him that were just as funny. Hi Ross from your fellow 1997 MVHS Alum! 😊😅
The way that I’ve absolutely had it with potty talk and yet I couldn’t help but laugh through every shit filled minute of this ep🤣💀 loved loved having Ross on!!!❤❤❤
Quotables from the episode: "I don't dilly and I refuse to dally." "The moral of the story is the power of Styrofoam." Jennifer ate it up with new kid lingo 😂😂
I had a horrible Delta experience this year which began with me vomiting on the plane and ended with me getting stranded in seattle. (im an east coaster)
Seriously LOVE you both!!! This episode had me dying. Who doesn't love a good sh*t story?!? People are liars if they say they don't. And then to finish the episode with Frenchie talk! I love my French Bulldog Harvey so much! So I always love when the Frenchie talk happens. Thanks for being real and making my work days better!
I recently had to go get a TB test and they said they couldn’t do the full test so I got the blood test done. They kept telling me how the doctor would come in soon, but yet the office called me to tell me it would just be a nurse visit. I was in that office over an hour for a blood test that took less than 5 minutes
Every time I have to get blood work done and they send me to quest diagnostics. Not only do I wait for over an hour to two hours. They never give me the results of the blood work that I’m paying for! You have to go online and login and don’t try calling them because you will never get a human being on the phone. Health care in this country has gone to hell in a handbasket!
I’m going to get on my knees and manifest Carson Kressley as a future guest. Ross is so delightful that it’s great to receive his “I’ve Had It” energy.
Lol the 80's were tragic yet iconic when it came to fashion. Stirrup pants, sun-in for your hair, poodle perms, jean jackets, Levi's jeans, frost lipstick, light blue eyeliner lol , we were babes!! Would love to see your high school graduation pics!! Much love from Chilliwack, British Columbia!!
Ross Mathews is the funniest human being ever. I could not stop laughing at his jokes & hearing pumps laugh simultaneously just made the laughter go on harder & longer 😂😂💀
Omg I'm reliving my childhood right now. The heart necklace came from the Annie movie. The hairspray was white can Aqua net aerosol ofcourse!!! My mom Always told me that I looked stupid but she was Old and wrong lol!!!
31:00 | You know… Pump’s insistence on having her industrial beverage apparatus on her at all times now seems pretty damn convenient in the event of an emergency back door breach. Whether on a flight to Barcelona or on the side of the highway. Doubles as a Stanley Steamer.
omg pumps- YES! and to add to that appointment reminder ...needing to fill out 70 forms and then not only one reminder 7. its like plane sign, smoke signal. like stop stalking me
I’d like Jen and Pumps to know I am currently in the hospital 4cm dilated about to birth my first child and I am watching the current episode on TH-cam. I think they may find my dedication impressive? 😂 touching? PS I did not have a gender reveal and my baby will have a normal name spelled correctly! ❤❤❤
An actual rabbit's foot?! With nails? Absolutely not 😂 We had little pom-pom looking things made to resemble a rabbit's tail... But the foot? Gurl, no 😂
When my mother lived out in the boonies of Oklahoma she told us to always leave both the lid and toilet seat up? I asked why and she said because the scorpions 🦂 would crawl up under the seat .Just thought I’d give you guys one more thing that could be up in those black toilets 😮
I once flew to an interview after having had 4 days of the worst stomach flu I’ve ever had. The plane reignited the nausea and I kept having to get up to go throw up in the bathroom. Thankfully, I made it every time, but I had the window seat and the guy on the aisle wouldn’t switch with me.
Love everything about your show/podcast, but I have a request for your studio set designer: the titles on the spines of two of the travel books on the shelf behind Jennifer ("Dubai" and "Gstaad Glam") face the opposite direction compared to the other titles... to ease my perfectionist compulsion, could these two books be put right side up? Whenever the camera is on Jennifer, those two books with the opposite facing titles are all I can focus on! Yes, I know, I probably need help! Thank you, Joanne from Canada
Dr/GP appointments are only 10 mins in the UK and we only get text reminders not phone calls. You're lucky with your 15 mins but not so much with the call reminders!!!
My dentist has been working on the same tooth for the last 3 months. And every 2 weeks I’ve got to get off work early just to make some inconsequential appointment where they always claim they’re going to do x-rays, but they never get around to it because he has overbooked his patients for the two days of the week that he’s actually open. So they keep pretending that I need to come in every two weeks. I’ve had it! The dentist office is closed Monday Tuesday and closes early on Fridays. So it’s SRO ON Wednesdays and Thursdays where he tries to fit all of his patients into two days and if I don’t cancel 48 hours in advance, they charge me. Yet he is always late. 🤦🏼♀
I’m brooklinn with back to Eden natural cleaning ❤I’m in okc, if yall need a cleaner. I use all non toxic products! & I love yall! 😂 so glad okc has some representation!!
Collecting the Drag Race gays like infinity stones
What if Rupaul guests......
IKTR!
Who do we have next? 🤔
@@eiephants Thats the one where they nudge pumps off a cliff
Please 😩 lmaoo
I want throwback photos of these two from the 80s!
*They had to turn that bird AROUND* SENT ME TO THE FUCKING FLOOR 😂
I am HOWLING this is my new favorite episode 😂😂😂😂
Being sick on a flight is one of my biggest nightmares.
It is now one of mine too!
Did you catch Jimmy Kimmel’s monologue his first night back after the writer’s strike hiatus? The diarrhea all over the plane? 😳
Bangkok to California
Shit, fuck the hate comments. Here's a goddamn love comment. This podcast has quickly become a favorite for me. It instantly eases my anxiety. I just know my fellow drivers on my daily commute to work see me absolutely cackling at red lights and think I'm insane and I don't care. I'm in a better mood because of y'all. You are boosting morale 😂
As a rabbit mom I appreciate the disgust towards rabbit foot keychains 😂
YES! I like my rabbit feet intact!
the way ross is the perfect guest for this podcast
Saw the thumbnail and was like...these two and Ross I'm gonna be dead flat dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao love that y’all have curated an audience of the girls/gays/theys. but we are the best audience to have ❤
Ross Mathews! He and I went to high school together in Mount Vernon, WA. He was just as funny and sweet as a teenager as he is on TV. He's not fake nice, he really is nice. He always had a group of girlfriends around him that were just as funny. Hi Ross from your fellow 1997 MVHS Alum! 😊😅
Cool comment is cool. Love how small the world is even on the world wide web
Nice! I grew up 30 miles north in B'ham.
Love Ross, the frequent look of disbelief in his eyes regarding all the #2 talk 😂 ❤
The way that I’ve absolutely had it with potty talk and yet I couldn’t help but laugh through every shit filled minute of this ep🤣💀 loved loved having Ross on!!!❤❤❤
Quotables from the episode:
"I don't dilly and I refuse to dally."
"The moral of the story is the power of Styrofoam."
Jennifer ate it up with new kid lingo 😂😂
When she said her biggest regret in life was not putting her dogs in pageants, my soul left my body. I laughed so hard!! 😂😂😂
I've LOVED Ross Matthew's since the DAWN OF TIME..HE IS A HOOT! 😂😂😂😂😂
Pumps laugh is like a chicken clucking and I can’t unhear it🐔
mama hens
I see Jen went full on boat captain as promised! Lol
I love these 2.
I remember having a rabbit foot key chain.
Lol
Ah, the eighties.
NOT THE STYROFOAM CUP 😭😭😭
The probiotic ad after all the shit talk is HIGH ART, museum quality shit
You three have me crying 😂😂😂
I had a horrible Delta experience this year which began with me vomiting on the plane and ended with me getting stranded in seattle. (im an east coaster)
Yikes. Did you have to use that doggie bag they put in the back of the seat pocket? I can’t throw up in front of people.
32:09 Angie's poop-in-a-cup story: i wish somebody asked her what IF instead of coffee cup she had a Stanley cup 😅
This episode had both me and my partner laughing. Love this podcast. 😂😂
15:24, jealous is fiercely protective and vigilant over people's rights and possessions
The collaboration of my dreams! Absolute most perfect blunt rotation! My 3 moms! This can’t get any better
Those weren't actual rabbits feet!! Well maybe in Oklahoma they were. 😂
If y’all aren’t guest judges on RPDR I will riot 👊🏼
Seriously LOVE you both!!! This episode had me dying. Who doesn't love a good sh*t story?!? People are liars if they say they don't. And then to finish the episode with Frenchie talk! I love my French Bulldog Harvey so much! So I always love when the Frenchie talk happens. Thanks for being real and making my work days better!
I recently had to go get a TB test and they said they couldn’t do the full test so I got the blood test done. They kept telling me how the doctor would come in soon, but yet the office called me to tell me it would just be a nurse visit. I was in that office over an hour for a blood test that took less than 5 minutes
Every time I have to get blood work done and they send me to quest diagnostics. Not only do I wait for over an hour to two hours. They never give me the results of the blood work that I’m paying for! You have to go online and login and don’t try calling them because you will never get a human being on the phone. Health care in this country has gone to hell in a handbasket!
Ross is the BEST!! I have been a huge fan since his days on Leno. I love this guy!!!
It's 'Shit-te-rella' for me 😂😂😂😂😂
Ross is the most delightful soul😂
“saggin’ dragons” kills me everytime 😭
I love Ross Mathews! Having him on your podcast just amps up my love for your petty, piss and vinegar topics and comments. Adore this Jen and Pumps!
I’m going to get on my knees and manifest Carson Kressley as a future guest. Ross is so delightful that it’s great to receive his “I’ve Had It” energy.
This shitty episode gave me laugh cramps! 🤣🤣
There is no neighborhood where you can leave your doors open.
Absolutely loved this episode and the dynamic between the 3 of you, absolute 🔥 ♥️🤍
I’ve loved Ross since the Tonight Show! He was a great guest ❤You must have him back soon.
omg yes ross and i had the same thought of 'what did you eat?'
the endlessly funny, ross matthew’s! * in a ru voice*
Lol the 80's were tragic yet iconic when it came to fashion. Stirrup pants, sun-in for your hair, poodle perms, jean jackets, Levi's jeans, frost lipstick, light blue eyeliner lol , we were babes!! Would love to see your high school graduation pics!! Much love from Chilliwack, British Columbia!!
I started a file in my TH-cam so I can just watch all my episodes of I've Had It on a loop. ❤
Ross Mathews is the funniest human being ever. I could not stop laughing at his jokes & hearing pumps laugh simultaneously just made the laughter go on harder & longer 😂😂💀
Please vote for me for Miss New York 😬
That JustThrive probiotic ad hitting right after the bowel movement segment was GOLD 😂😭😭
lol I immediately googled OKC to Dallas.. that is a 3 hour drive for electric blue mascara!
Omg I'm reliving my childhood right now. The heart necklace came from the Annie movie. The hairspray was white can Aqua net aerosol ofcourse!!! My mom Always told me that I looked stupid but she was Old and wrong lol!!!
OMG crying and clenching my thighs trying hard not to wet my pants.😂
“Delta shitter” 🤣 Best.episode.ever.
31:00 | You know… Pump’s insistence on having her industrial beverage apparatus on her at all times now seems pretty damn convenient in the event of an emergency back door breach. Whether on a flight to Barcelona or on the side of the highway. Doubles as a Stanley Steamer.
You better hit give pumps shit for her emotional support water cups ever again. Those cups have seen some shit
not the stanley cup
thanks so much for this, and totally 3 snacks on this show! x
'I don’t dilly and I refuse to dally' ‘I would never order it, only a crazy person would do that' 😂😂 Ross is FUCKING HILARIOUS 😊 LOVE HIM
Without question, the laugh out loud most hilarious episode yet! I just love you ladies!
Yes! We need them in Joplin for a show!
PSA - the ice is to try and minimize drain flys… but how crazy to see Ross have a cis man moment, getting empowered by melting ice with your pee 😂😂😂😂
I KNOW I was like... wow the brotherhood is strong on urinals
This episode was probably the best so far. Hilarious 😂
Love love looooooove Ross!!
jennifer would hate my pink room with pink sheets and pink towels and a pink toilet seat cover LOL
i have black silk sheets and a black shag rug 🐦⬛🐈⬛🦨
omg pumps- YES! and to add to that appointment reminder ...needing to fill out 70 forms and then not only one reminder 7. its like plane sign, smoke signal. like stop stalking me
Trixie and Katya talking about their regular topics with Ross 😂❤
I remember growing up in the 80's we had mice so bad that they chewed all the fur off my lucky rabbit's foot so they could eat the bones😂
Yeah! One off the best episodes! Ross is sooooo hilarious! ❤😂❤😂❤😂
we need to know if Pumps would today, without the option of a Styrofoam cup, use the Stanley cup as a vessel for emergency shitting.
I’d like Jen and Pumps to know I am currently in the hospital 4cm dilated about to birth my first child and I am watching the current episode on TH-cam. I think they may find my dedication impressive? 😂 touching?
PS I did not have a gender reveal and my baby will have a normal name spelled correctly!
❤❤❤
Your child will thank you for how well you’re already raising them 😂 🎉 congratulations!
another absolute banger of an episode.
Watching this while having lunch was a mistake
Fucking Love you Gals!!! I'm soooo Happy I discovered you two! Also I Love Ross ❤😂😂😂❤❤❤
An actual rabbit's foot?! With nails? Absolutely not 😂 We had little pom-pom looking things made to resemble a rabbit's tail... But the foot? Gurl, no 😂
Love Ross! He's so funny.☺
pumps & jenny r GLOWING
Best guest, ever!
OMG I remember having a rabbit foot. Purple!
Everyone had Aquanet 😂😂
Straight talker here ❤️ love this cross over so fuckin much!!
Angie, what I do is review notes that I wrote, and make sure I don't miss anything. I need to know what I'm doing.
When my mother lived out in the boonies of Oklahoma she told us to always leave both the lid and toilet seat up? I asked why and she said because the scorpions 🦂 would crawl up under the seat .Just thought I’d give you guys one more thing that could be up in those black toilets 😮
Great guest
Random, but I’m obsessed with the way Jennifer says tewer (tour)
What is he using on his skin? He's glowing ❤
Australian here.
I had a koala ear keychain. I loved it.
Such a Ross Mathews fan. So talented. To be able to so funny, yet still remain kind, is an art.
YES, I could totally see Jennifer and Pumps, the Princess of Podcasting, judging on Drag Race! Hilarious episode w Ross!!
I need to see you both on Drag Race now! Snatch Game guest maybe?!
I’m 34 and had a best friend bracelet in middle school in 2000-2003. I had no idea it was popular I’m the 80’s 😅
56:50 the HILARIOUS ross mathews
I need a show with both of you dressed in that beautiful 80s style.
I once flew to an interview after having had 4 days of the worst stomach flu I’ve ever had. The plane reignited the nausea and I kept having to get up to go throw up in the bathroom. Thankfully, I made it every time, but I had the window seat and the guy on the aisle wouldn’t switch with me.
Too bad the shit cup wasn't that ridiculous Stanley that pumps carries around 😂😂😂
The cup story is the reason I don’t do roadtrips.
There's a native american stand at my local flea market. I always buy their rabbits foot and I'm only 21. Rabbits feet forever!
Love everything about your show/podcast, but I have a request for your studio set designer: the titles on the spines of two of the travel books on the shelf behind Jennifer ("Dubai" and "Gstaad Glam") face the opposite direction compared to the other titles... to ease my perfectionist compulsion, could these two books be put right side up? Whenever the camera is on Jennifer, those two books with the opposite facing titles are all I can focus on! Yes, I know, I probably need help! Thank you,
Joanne from Canada
Okay now have Alaska or Willam on! Maybe start with Alaska lol
Dr/GP appointments are only 10 mins in the UK and we only get text reminders not phone calls. You're lucky with your 15 mins but not so much with the call reminders!!!
😅😅😅😂😂I'm dead!!!
My dentist has been working on the same tooth for the last 3 months. And every 2 weeks I’ve got to get off work early just to make some inconsequential appointment where they always claim they’re going to do x-rays, but they never get around to it because he has overbooked his patients for the two days of the week that he’s actually open. So they keep pretending that I need to come in every two weeks. I’ve had it! The dentist office is closed Monday Tuesday and closes early on Fridays. So it’s SRO ON Wednesdays and Thursdays where he tries to fit all of his patients into two days and if I don’t cancel 48 hours in advance, they charge me. Yet he is always late. 🤦🏼♀
HighwayGate is a doozy
I’m brooklinn with back to Eden natural cleaning ❤I’m in okc, if yall need a cleaner. I use all non toxic products! & I love yall! 😂 so glad okc has some representation!!
Snicc Snacc Paddy Whack, Give That Pumps a Bone
I have a retroactive ive had it- Hilaria Baldwin. Have you guys done a deep dive on this woman?