What in the Caucasian Hell
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ธ.ค. 2023
- Jennifer and Pumps are here today to deliver some of the most ridiculous news stories on the World Wide Web today. From 'break-up photoshoots' to man-handling live opossums in a Christmas tree. We also layout our new business plan for 2024 - Karens For Hire LLC -where we redirect karenism for the greater good, led by our very own repurposed karen, Judge Judy Diana.
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I love that these episodes drop so early because Jennifer and Judge Judy Diana are definitely listening to this at the crack of dawn as they keep Wordle alive.
this is so true oml
This is the best podcast in the world. No self improvement no philosophical nonsense. Just pure petty bullshit. Love it.
You know what I really need? I need an “I’ve had it!” Advent calendar and each day is a grievance from judge Judy Diana and Jessica
That's an EXCELLENT idea.
Nothing is more Caucasian than saying “I have my trees up” as in plural. 😂
Nah, my sister (we're African American) has a major tree in each major room (living room, study, den, dining room), plus small fake trees in the bedrooms. Hmmm, though she does live in a mostly Caucasian neighborhood, so...
As a caucasian myself, I do put up trees. Plural
when jen called the first grade a whistleblower i LOST IT
Jennifer's Mom needs to make a guest appearance, she sounds hilarious 😂
Please!!!!! Jen, please listen to this plea.
☝️☝️☝️
These ladies would THRIVE responding to reddit AITA
Omfg yes 👏 this needs to happen
Pleeeeaaase get Jennifer's mom on the pod!
Omg yes
We’ve had possums live under our shed for years now. I looked them up and found out that their body temperature is so low that they never carry rabies. So anyone else that has a possum in their Christmas tree can breathe easier and just allow the poor innocent animal to live there throughout the holiday season.
To pretend they never have rabies is idiotic. It’s just uncommon.
@@naytewilsonWell, you’re wrong. 😊
Is the premier time a test of dedication?
😂😂😂
The Karen Squad need a name tag that says, “I’m the Manager” 😂
"Hello, my name is Manager!"
😂😂😂
The Karens for Hire idea is BRILLIANT 💡
I disagree 😬 Karens do not deserve respect, authority over people, or lucrative jobs in this economy. Not when they’re willing to browbeat people (POC people at that) for free.
i much preferred this episode over a guest situation
i agree! i love when it’s just them looking at funny stories from the internet
Most soothing podcast voice in history (without being boring while being hilarious). While pumps has the friendliest voice. You don’t understand how I hear voices like Corinne Fischer and immediately switch to the next podcast. Obnoxious without being funny. I can actually put you guys on first thing in the morning or last thing at night and not have my eardrums blasted out.
Pumps not liking christmas music playing when she walks into an Aldi's and then on the other hand having Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas is You" on her regular all year round playlist, is very on brand for her.
Stay strong, Seth! 😂
My dad lived in a rural area. One very cold night he felt something curled up against his back and thought it was his cat until he woke up and saw it was a possum.
He figured that it had come in where the pipes came in under the bathroom. Luckily a nephew who lived nearby was able to fix it.
That's a smart possum wanting to spoon on a cold night 😁
Welcome Seth!! 💕
Kiley is an expert on all things couples photography! She’s always bringing up a new photography trend 😂
Such a good episode. Love you girls and now Seth too 😂❤
The incest story, I don't really understand how it's her dad, not his dad, therefore sharing mothers I guess? ... so how'd the baby leave mom's control and get back into the dad who left, and mom never saw or brought up her other child again?
Omg!! I was searching for this comment. 😂😂 I knew I wasn't f*** crazy!! I was like something isn't adding up.
@@d.m.7696 literally! Doesn't make any sense to me at all.
What? It's his mom, her (they thought only hers) dad. They were cleaning out his mom's attic and found the pics and took it to girls dad and he had gotten his mom preggo and freaked out and bailed. So they share the dad, different moms.
@@sempressfi very strange for the article/son to not mention at all that he just found his birth father for the first time in his life. Didn't talk about step dad, single mom, mom never brought up his dad I guess, just her dad "got a girl pregnant and ran away" like.. very weird for me!
Also I think the driver Mr. Chin knew … those weed gummies literally have big red warnings symbols (not words) & a picture of a weed leaf lmao
How did he call 911 if he didn't speak English?
Ohhhhhhh, I love it: "I'm afraid he's not real, either, darlin'." So true. I'm just picking up this episode in June 2024, but it's a great foray into child psychology. Thanks for this episode!
I’m obsessed with the “repurposing” Karen’s. Love it! 😂
I'm with Pumps. I am ready for all the decorations to get put away and I have barely got them out. I didn't unpack 3 of the 4 boxes. It's so much work to disrupt your house for a few weeks of STRESS. UGH.
"he's the dumbest mf in the whole wide world, we found him" - JudgeJudyDiana
I about fell off my chair
Jennifer, you look so cozy in that beautiful ivory sweater x
I suck at Christmas. I just put out our 12 inch tree, yes, 12 inch tree, I didn't even want to do that. It was in a bin all by itself. I gave my grown kids everything after they got married and started having babies and now all that crap is gone. I'm so happy! I hate clutter!
Me thinking the ‘bad accessories’ Christmas decor was about her past marriage. 😂 passive aggressive contrast 😂 Ink blots, I guess 👏👏
I spend so much time in Denver airport and the sink thing is a huge problem. In C terminal woman’s bathroom, there’s a permanent marker arrow to point you to it… PERMANENT MARKER. Not a sign saying “sinks are this way” like any sensible design would have. Anyway, you’re never wrong.
Permanent marker added to the permanent record.
love the solo episodes, not to be a yak mouth but pls do them more often
OK I think it is time for Jennifer’s mom to come on the pod. I still remember her on. Sweet home, Oklahoma prank calling pumps about the cigarette smoke coming from her house 😂😂
What happened to Pump’s clapper?? She was soo happy haha but her own hand clap is iconic lol
😂 i love this for kylie. seth is great!
I’m also a Seth, and felt Seth, felt 😂
That sweater is looking so cozy.
I’ve been watching Kiley contort herself sidesaddle at the round dining table for months now and I’ve had it. What is she, a temp? You’re giving her scoliosis! What a cheap setup.
OMG! I. Thought I was the only one! Thank you! Luckily my daughter is married and 4 kids so I dont have to do the tree anymore!!! And I hate all the music in the stores!! Thank you!
I really don't think the way to fix Karenism is by starting to PAY THEM!!😆😆
Howled at repurposing Karens.
THIS WAS AMAZING!! I love when its just the both of you like old times!!. You 2 are so funny together!!
I suggest you trademark that idea for the reality show repurposing Karen's before Bethany Frankel does
Hearing Pumps refer to something as “clutch”, a delight I didn’t know I needed nor expected.
So glad to find y'all, such a great time.
This is by far one of the funniest and educative episodes ever… I’m all hands up for Karen LLC 😂 love you both, and Kiley 😅
How did they not realize earlier, if they have the same mom???? Like…. The dad said he got scared and peaced out, but he ended up with a daughter and she didn’t know her mom??? Something’s fishy here….
Great laugh! Thank you
Non Christian's don't realize that we are currently in the Christmas season. Pre-christmas time is Advent, a time of quite contemplation, not the frantic shopping!
I honestly had it with the holidays too, I just like the vacation part of it
Remember Kelly Girls? How about Kelly Karens? OMG you have the BEST ideas.
Welcome to the team “Beth” 😂
awww i love how jen said 'subconsciously, someone who is as pretty as you knows when they are around pretty things' SO CUTE
When my daughter sweetly whispered to me that she isn’t sure about Santa bc she “didn’t order any of this shit”
omg jen yr timing on this ep was hilarious. pumps going on about how annoyed she is about xmas music and you go '...ok. anyway happy holidays listeners.'
I am with Pumps on Christmas music specifically. I love gift giving and Christmas trees are fine, but I just cant deal with the constant Christmas carols that start halfway into November.
Trying to study for my neuroanatomy final but I can’t stop watching🥲
I’ve been to that DEN bathroom and totally agree!
December, 26 th is my favorite day of the year🤷♀️👍😂
I was the child who didnt ever believe in Santa, from a super early age I knew it was all elfshit, but my sister is 7 years younger than me, not nearly as smart as me, so I just helped my mom manipulate & drag on the ‘magic’ & it became a job & a lot of pressure with a smile on my face. But hey, Merry Christmas, slap & tickle from Tulsa OK.
I love the episodes with just you two😂🥹
Good luck! You're gonna kill it!
I love the eps when Jen, Pumps and Kylie all just shoot the shit and laugh together. You always have such great guests on but we all know Princess Pumps Judy Diana is the real star 😆❤
I spit my water out listening to the poop ad. 🤣🤣
Opossums don't catch rabies & they usually play dead.
"afraid he's not real either darlin'" LMAOOO
My car app hasn't uploaded the latest eps😢 thank god for TH-cam.
I was about 8 when I realized Santa wasn't real. I put all the pieces together in 2 different ways like Roman did. (1) I realized that everyone is in a different time zone, so "Santa" wouldn't have to hit every house around the world in one night, plus the people who believe in a different holiday that doesn't involve Saint Nick. (2) My dad's name is Scott, so it didn't take long for me to realize the similarities between the handwriting.
I was reading Death Valley by Melissa Broder earlier and thinking how good she would be on your podcast. (The book even contains a pickleball reference.) Her humour totally fits the vibe, and I have seen her appear on other podcasts, so I reckon she would agree.
I'm thankful that my daughter decided not to even start any of the imaginary magical beings' lies for my grandson.
She told me that she wasn't going to lie to him and why start something that later would make him sad for a lie.
Karens Repurposed would be exactly what Hillary was describing when she was suggesting deprogramming of certain people in a certain cult.
I knew a 17 yo young woman, positive pregnancy test, that swore she couldn’t be pregnant because, get this, her 24 yo boyfriend told her “I can’t get you pregnant”. Why did he think this? 🙄 Because “none of my previous girlfriends ever got pregnant!” 😂
We need Jennifer’s mom as a guest on the pod.
New to this podcast, love it. Thought I'd spit a few cool facts about possums, #1- no need to worry about rabies, they don't get rabies.
They can be bitten by venomous snakes multiple times, and not die. This is the reason why we have shots to save our lives when we get bitten.
They cut down significantly on Lyme disease because they eat ticks.
Contrary to their rat like looks, they are quite docile, and very rarely try to bite a human unless absolutely cornered even then their defense "playing possum" pretending to be dead.
My son told me he knew there was no Santa because his gifts from him were in the same wrapping paper as the other gifts from me under the tree. Great deduction!
Band Aid did the song "Do They Know It's Christmas" in 1984.
I also remember our school choir singing "We are the world" in the 80s too.
My son figured out about Santa the year I got married cause he saw a lot of packages coming in. I didnt lie to him about it but I insisted that he had to keep the secret & not ruin the magic for others.
Welcome Seth!! (My son's name is Seth too!)
Oh my Seth was so upset for years after he found out the other imaginary figures....Only because we had lied to him and he was like a lawyer & split frogs hairs over everything. 😂
Never heard someone misuse "fuck around and find out" before
They're talking about my upbringing?!?!
I like the Christmas Carols. I like the Christmas movies. I hate every other thing about this crappy holiday.
The Karen-idea is GREAT but the shirt should say „Live, Love, Laugh“ ☝️
The gummy bear bus driver never noticed that his gummy bears were way more expensive than a standard bag of gummy bears, lol? 🙃
The possum came in the doggy door.
I don't ever remember believing in Santa or the Easter bunny or the tooth fairy.
I was 7 and I looked my dad straight in the face and ask him if Santa was real and that he cannot lie to me and he laughed so hard and was like do not tell the other kids… and I also yelled THE TOOTH FAIRY TOO HUH 😂
Idk why but the better help ad right after Jennifer’s story about her mom crushing any belief she had on Santa, the Easter bunny, religion, etc. is so fucking funny
Opossums are vicious, especially when cornered! She was lucky that one wasn't. Maybe it was a young one hiding in the tree!
They are far from vicious. That's absolutely not true. And they do not carry rabies.
Did the siblings have a wedding or did they elope? How did the parents never meet before they were married? I'm assuming his mother died but was it before they met?
The elf on the shelf is nothing but an increased risk to the overall secret of Christmas. Eff that little bastard.
Haha! The star of the podcast, Pumps - Judge Judy - Diana - Scrooge.
🤣😂🤣
... Ummmm... Just my 3¢.... BUT.... That as they say "The Math is Not Mathing!!" In regards to the 1/2 sister story!!
As they would both have to have either the same mother or father.... And he talks as though he doesn't know her dad because they go to ask him about the picture.
So that would mean they would have had the same mother. So he would have had to have known his mother had another child. Also him stating that he was older by like 6 years so he would have be aware of his mom being pregnant but seemingly never having a sister from it??!!??
Even if she was adopted after being born, then the dad wouldn't have had her, thus the story of him getting a girl pregnant in collage would have nothing to do with the sister because she was adopted!!
I don't know but that damn story has taking up space in my head rent free!!
Damn you Awesome ladies.... Damn you!!??!!
My thoughts exactly, the math with him being older and the mom being in college doesn’t add up.
@@VLFmovielover Well I glad to know that it wasn't just me!! And that my brain just might not be broken after all!!.... 🤣🤣
My son's friend got a Nintendo DS in his Easter basket one year and my son demanded to know, "Why didn't the Easter Bunny bring me something better than eggs and stupid candy? How come he brought Louden a Nintendo DS? " I knew it was time to fess up!
i love the holiday season, i love xmas. i am a big fat jew but i love it more than any other time of year. THAT being said i have to agree with pumps on the music. they overplay the same songs every single year and it drives me insane just going shopping for a couple hours. when i used to work in grocery stores, you had to hear that stuff for 8 hours straight. i feel terrible for people still working in places like that. i went into the store the other day and they were playing the most obnoxious xmas music and i was like i have to get out of here before i explode.
Where's Richard?
I stopped believing in Santa Claus at about seven, but I knew that I wouldn't get any more toys, so i kept up the facade for about three more years until I outgrew toys.
Afraid he's not real either darling!! 😂😂😂😂
Hate hypocrites! But I’ll pray for them!
I think Seth could capitalize on his role and reframe as Seth's Angels (like Charlie's Angels), out to avenge fuquery and criminal acts of Karenism throughout the land. This would mean never showing his face, just a voice.
Band Aid!!✌️😊🌼
if she's his half sister is that even legal? There are some holes in this story. I'm not sure I believe it.
Pumps tearing down the tree on Christmas Day is fucking hilarious
I have a problem with the bus driver who ate THC gummies. He did his speaking through a Mandarin interpreter. Was this in the United States? Road signs are in English. If he can't figure out a bag of drugged up gummy bears, do you really think he can figure out road signs?!?