As a 64 year old white guy I gotta admit that I'm learning a LOT about assholes on this podcast! (They didn't teach us this stuff in Catholic school) 😁
Many years ago after coming home from working my retail job during the holiday season, I stayed up to watch Wanda Sykes. She was talking about going to her friend’s salon and getting a Brazilian wax. Her friend then proceeded to wax her ass. I’m watching this late at night. Everyone asleep. I’m laughing so hard w tears running down my face. I think I drank a bottle of wine too and woke up w such a hangover. 😂😂😂😂. Wanda had me in tears. Then I had to laugh quietly because kids were young and asleep. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dad and aunt bought a Costco casket in 2019 flin Cherry Wood for my grandmother. Her favorite color was red. Flash forward to the funeral. The casket is BRIGHT red. Fire engine, shiny enough to blind an astronaut, RED. We had a really good laugh.
Kylie, PLEASE let our gals know that they should be looking into Lume before continuing to promote them! They are very involved with right-wingers! Please! I attempted to contact you guys via Twitter a few weeks ago, yet Lume is still being promoted on this podcast. I know that Jessica and Princess Diana are often saying that we shouldn't take them too seriously, but I feel this is a different scenario, because our wonderful gals are frequently saying that they draw the line at people who attack human rights.
@@Bipperboppermost certainly has done more harm than good…far too few people realize that-while a really good, qualified therapist can do wonders for a person-an UNQUALIFIED therapist (there are ways of getting a “license” online that would make someone eligible for better help….all of them should absolutely HAVE to have completed a certain number of in-hospital hours spent face to face with patients-and with an advisor in the room-before they should ever be allowed to actually have patients/“clients”…..oh oops-didn’t finish that sentence (blame it in tha ADHD) ANYWAYS, just as great therapists can do wonders, bad therapists can actually cause serious *PROBLEMS* with someone’s mental health-more than they had when starting therapy. Any past traumas can be intensified with added trauma to it when the approach by the therapist isn’t correct. I’m all for affordable mental health care-I’m MORE for FREE universal mental health health care-especially since pretty much everyone in this country is now facked in the head due to the years of 2016-now. There are those of us who are in some weird state of astonished shock and likely have trauma from all the TRULY INSANE SH/T that has occurred, and then there are also those who were the CAUSE of said TRULY INSANE SH/T, who were indoctrinated into believing the most outlandishly dangerous ideas and “facts”-most were preyed upon due to being shockingly ignorant adults who spent far too much time behind screens…and OH. THEY THOUGHT THEY’D FOUND SOME NEW FRIEND WHO THEY COULD CHAT WITH. OOPS. Hahaha, so they also deserve hella therapy…and unfortunately that apparently makes up ~40% of the population according to recent polling? Truly mind blowing. Well we’ll welllll this REALLY turned into an ADHD stream of consciousness comment on the World Wide Web. Tends to happen only when I’m on social media post 1am…..hmm…. Excited to hear some chat about anal bleaching and the like!🙃
And besides that, what kind of medical ethics let's a "Dr" turn around and tell everyone that they are disgusting and smell bad and should put chemicals in their cracks where the chemicals can get up inside and cause cancer. Can you imagine being a patient of that horrible woman? I think that quite a few of them probably have a case for malpractice. I feel sorry for any people that have fallen for her b.s.
Recently discovered a car jumpstart kit I bought did not work when my battery died. My review: "1 star: Won't start a car. Has usb outlets, but doubt it's even strong enough to charge my vibrator. Maybe I can use it as nipple clamps."
Jen has the energy of the mom who is intimidating at first but then you find out how funny and fun to provoke she is. You give them a little sass just to hear their amazing clap backs😂
Hilarious show today. Wtf why with the a bleaching? I’ve seen signs for that at malls.. oh I better stop here and get the old bung hole bleached, ya never know when there may be a party down there 🎉 y’all invited, no gifts please
“I don’t talk about politics “ means “I tolerate the intolerable to avoid social/family conflict”. If you maintain a relationship with someone who supports deplorable thinking, behavior and people- you’re in a relationship with a horrible person.
My daughter is a Canadian ICU nurse who could make bank in the u.s. But I wouldn't Dare let her go there Ever cuz of the Guns among Many other things. How pathetic and crazy
this, too! in addition to the point that he didn't start his company from nothing - he had a lot of money from family/friends. and amazon workers are treated terribly.
Here's my issue with Bezos: He needs to give his money away. Bill and Melinda Gates, for example. When Warren Buffet needed to give money away, he gave it to Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
I Loved your show! So happy to see you again, need to know if Pumps kids can drink out of regular glasses yet?🤣🤣 Loved the sippy cups!! I Hate when I go to Target and the isles r Full of workers shopping for ppl online! I dont have kids, and I have time to shop at Target and Love it. Until I go to check out and see that there's 1 employee checking out ppl and I know there r 30 others shopping for you lazy F**#$! 🤣🤣👍 I dont want to be a cashier! I pay alot for crap, at least someone can ring me up and bag it!!💜
Let me say something you probably don’t know about Jeff and his girl. So she and her husband were very close friends to Jeff and his then wife. They started having an affair and divorced their spouses to be together. So they are both cheaters. The ex wife of Jeff is the one who gives a tons of the divorce money she got for charity.
Ladies, you really knocked this episode out of the park! Hilarious, thank you. And I think the asshole bleaching craze started with the porn industry along with bedazzling their vaginas
Pumps really playing in our faces and lying that it's an exit-only hole. NOBODY has forgotten the spoon incident
OHMYGOD I just watched that episode yesterday😂😂😂😂😂
And we know she just LOVES it from behind
“I’m completely innocent and not going to jail. 6’3” 215lbs” 💀
“Are the bleachers turned off by the non bleachers…”
This is the exciting content I need in this troublesome world.
as a black woman i cant tell y’all how much i appreciate y’all speaking up on all of these real ass issues. thank you.
As a 64 year old white guy I gotta admit that I'm learning a LOT about assholes on this podcast! (They didn't teach us this stuff in Catholic school) 😁
As a 35 year old “Mixed-ican” i live for these two anti-Karens.
I was in tears listening to this episode. My co-workers told me to stop laughing. I told them to go bleach your ass holes. 😂
😂😂😂nice one
😂😂😂😂
Maybe someone wants a casket for a Halloween decoration. 😳😉😵💫😬
Many years ago after coming home from working my retail job during the holiday season, I stayed up to watch Wanda Sykes. She was talking about going to her friend’s salon and getting a Brazilian wax. Her friend then proceeded to wax her ass. I’m watching this late at night. Everyone asleep. I’m laughing so hard w tears running down my face. I think I drank a bottle of wine too and woke up w such a hangover. 😂😂😂😂. Wanda had me in tears. Then I had to laugh quietly because kids were young and asleep. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dad and aunt bought a Costco casket in 2019 flin Cherry Wood for my grandmother. Her favorite color was red. Flash forward to the funeral. The casket is BRIGHT red. Fire engine, shiny enough to blind an astronaut, RED. We had a really good laugh.
Kylie, please get all the millennials you know in Oklahoma to register 💙 and help us turn Oklahoma Blue ASAP💙
Millennials. And FABULOUS idea. ❤
I love this podcast so much, I’m currently on a 4 am deep dive 🤪
“Where’s baby’s as$h0le?” Iconic
They can’t put that picture on the cover, so I’d venture to say they could bury the lead.
you could tell by Kylies face after that she knew it'd be an iconic moment.
Kylie, PLEASE let our gals know that they should be looking into Lume before continuing to promote them! They are very involved with right-wingers! Please! I attempted to contact you guys via Twitter a few weeks ago, yet Lume is still being promoted on this podcast. I know that Jessica and Princess Diana are often saying that we shouldn't take them too seriously, but I feel this is a different scenario, because our wonderful gals are frequently saying that they draw the line at people who attack human rights.
also better help is a scam that takes advantage of vulnerable people!
@@Bipperboppermost certainly has done more harm than good…far too few people realize that-while a really good, qualified therapist can do wonders for a person-an UNQUALIFIED therapist (there are ways of getting a “license” online that would make someone eligible for better help….all of them should absolutely HAVE to have completed a certain number of in-hospital hours spent face to face with patients-and with an advisor in the room-before they should ever be allowed to actually have patients/“clients”…..oh oops-didn’t finish that sentence (blame it in tha ADHD) ANYWAYS, just as great therapists can do wonders, bad therapists can actually cause serious *PROBLEMS* with someone’s mental health-more than they had when starting therapy. Any past traumas can be intensified with added trauma to it when the approach by the therapist isn’t correct.
I’m all for affordable mental health care-I’m MORE for FREE universal mental health health care-especially since pretty much everyone in this country is now facked in the head due to the years of 2016-now. There are those of us who are in some weird state of astonished shock and likely have trauma from all the TRULY INSANE SH/T that has occurred, and then there are also those who were the CAUSE of said TRULY INSANE SH/T, who were indoctrinated into believing the most outlandishly dangerous ideas and “facts”-most were preyed upon due to being shockingly ignorant adults who spent far too much time behind screens…and OH. THEY THOUGHT THEY’D FOUND SOME NEW FRIEND WHO THEY COULD CHAT WITH. OOPS. Hahaha, so they also deserve hella therapy…and unfortunately that apparently makes up ~40% of the population according to recent polling? Truly mind blowing.
Well we’ll welllll this REALLY turned into an ADHD stream of consciousness comment on the World Wide Web. Tends to happen only when I’m on social media post 1am…..hmm…. Excited to hear some chat about anal bleaching and the like!🙃
And besides that, what kind of medical ethics let's a "Dr" turn around and tell everyone that they are disgusting and smell bad and should put chemicals in their cracks where the chemicals can get up inside and cause cancer. Can you imagine being a patient of that horrible woman? I think that quite a few of them probably have a case for malpractice. I feel sorry for any people that have fallen for her b.s.
"where's baby's a-hole" 😂😂😂 I'm on the floor😅😅😅
Me too. The funniest unintentional line. 🤣😂😂
I laughed HYSTERICALLY at the beach ball. 🤣
Recently discovered a car jumpstart kit I bought did not work when my battery died. My review: "1 star: Won't start a car. Has usb outlets, but doubt it's even strong enough to charge my vibrator. Maybe I can use it as nipple clamps."
HAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD AT PUMPS’ blooper, I was crying at my desk.
Jenn your style KILLS IT everyyy time. I would love a closet tour!! 🤍
This was hands down one of the funniest episodes 😂😂
Love you ladies , all the way in Johannesburg South Africa 🇿🇦
I love you for being here 😂❤
ladies, my face hurts after this episode. there is truly no higher compliment.
Jen has the energy of the mom who is intimidating at first but then you find out how funny and fun to provoke she is. You give them a little sass just to hear their amazing clap backs😂
I literally fell over laughing when she accidentally said "where's baby's asshole?" 😹 The fact that it was completely on accident made it 10x funnier
My favorite Amazon review was for a bulb douche that was "5/5, I didn't leave a mess on him, but he left one in me" 😂
Omg, yay
I was watching the US Open mens final and the camera quickly panned the crowd. I saw two familiar faces, Jen and Josh!
😳cool
😳cool
AHH, CUTE! And CHIC AF
PUMPS I thought it was bleaching the hair too 🤣🤣
Hilarious show today. Wtf why with the a bleaching? I’ve seen signs for that at malls.. oh I better stop here and get the old bung hole bleached, ya never know when there may be a party down there 🎉 y’all invited, no gifts please
You've got me cracking up at the office. This ep is so good!
You guys crack me up. A wicked sense of humor and a wicked laugh. 😂
Pumps “what the fuck did you say” has me crying!!!
I’ve never cried so much from laughing at a TH-cam video, thank you so so so so much ❤
so thrilled to catch the primere of this.... this is the content i needed rn
Wow😂 ladies the belly chuckles from this segment. 🎉 thank you so much.
The Bic Pen for her reviews went viral back in the day. Soooo many satirical reviews happened. All of them were great.
...Bezos started his company with the help from friends to the tune of about $400k
came here to say this - he had a lot of help/privilege.
I love you ladies,I am hooked on your great show😍
HILARIOUS!! So glad I am not the only one who appreciates humorous Amazon reviews!! 😂😂
Yall need to read the reviews of the 55 gallon drum of sex lube!!! Would be the best dramatic read ever 😂😂😂😂
OhPumps!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 16:20 you are inconic!
😂😂😂😂 took me out
All I'll say is that I've never seen Jeff Bezos and Dr. Evil in the same room
You two are so funny. This episode had me howling!
So happy for this two amazing ladies 😂😂❤
Pumps hair looking FAB and angelic. Captain Jenny looking nifty and nautical.
We have to vote BLUE
I read my lawyer his bad reviews in a sexy voice while waiting for court.
Pumps said “I was getting sugared” 🤣
Pumps's baby pooper blooper gets an A-plus! And her compromised vocal cords added dramatic effect.
'enLIGHTEN us on the process of asshole bleaching"
“ITS NOT THE HAIRS”😂😂😂
we all know pumps is lying about it being an exit-only hole given the spoon incident
51:21 HOW CAN Y'ALL DARE TO SAY JEFF BEZOS ISN'T BAD WHILE KNOWING THE WORK CONDITIONS OF HIS EMPLOYEES?! WTF
Thank you. I was so confused and like whaaaat ? 😢 plz tell me they’re joking.
Please get Nick DiRamio on the podcast!!! You guys will love him.
I love when you talk about politics!! Keep it up❤
Great show, as always, to start my Thursday.
“I don’t talk about politics “ means “I tolerate the intolerable to avoid social/family conflict”. If you maintain a relationship with someone who supports deplorable thinking, behavior and people- you’re in a relationship with a horrible person.
I know the right wings are thrilled with this title
I am Princess Diangela's best friend, Jessica Picklewelch's greatest athletic competitor, Kylie's favorite Gen X'er, and 6'3", 215 lbs.
My daughter is a Canadian ICU nurse who could make bank in the u.s. But I wouldn't Dare let her go there Ever cuz of the Guns among Many other things. How pathetic and crazy
I’m at work and god damn it to the babies asshole. 😂😂😂😂 I’m turning red trying to hold in my laughter.
16:33 PUMPS! You did not just say that lmao
Problem with bezos is that he doesn’t pay his workers well hello
this, too! in addition to the point that he didn't start his company from nothing - he had a lot of money from family/friends. and amazon workers are treated terribly.
I... thought they were bleaching hairs too... im shook to my core
How do you reconcile a yacht with environmental concerns, or conspicuous consumption for that matter?
Pumps is looking good!!🫶🏼
Bitches ain't right, which is why I'm here.
Bezos doesn't deserve that much praise. Especially with what he does to Amazon workers who wants to create a union
Hello. Saw you in NYC on Sunday. You both looked fabulous!
“Where do they deliver them?”
“…. To YOU”
As a podcast regular, I always thought they were high-fiving…but no…Pumps just high-fives herself 😂 wtf?
I think it's to sync the audio...
this episode should have been titled "where's my asshole?" instead, lmao oh my god pumps. "where's baby's asshole?" DEAD
Australia has the same travel advisory but for women and people apart of the LGBTQIA+
Im buying several of those balls and turning them loss in The Villiages ... Lol 😮
We got a free treadmill from a guy who closed his gym to start an asshole bleaching company. This was years ago. Hello from Fort Lauderdale.
Lol pumps advocate of the beach balls
Oh wow…I thought they were bleaching the hairs too! 😆
Big black pens, you say? 😂
Tornados are only air too, Pumps.
Here's my issue with Bezos: He needs to give his money away. Bill and Melinda Gates, for example. When Warren Buffet needed to give money away, he gave it to Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
Why did he give it to pedo Bill's fraudulent charity?
The gummy bear review- So great!
pumps as jennifer tilly rofl
i love it
Walmart also sells caskets.
"Where's baby's asshole?!?!" ⚰️⚰️⚰️💀😂
Keep the drum beat going on the need for gun control. The ultimate I've Had It.
🌟 🌟
This is a 2 star review of this episode 😂
Just kidding!
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 all the way on this one 🤣
I almost passed out from laughter multiple times with the asshole talk.
Yea we don’t go. Can’t wait to see New York. When you get your shit together
I Loved your show! So happy to see you again, need to know if Pumps kids can drink out of regular glasses yet?🤣🤣 Loved the sippy cups!! I Hate when I go to Target and the isles r Full of workers shopping for ppl online! I dont have kids, and I have time to shop at Target and Love it. Until I go to check out and see that there's 1 employee checking out ppl and I know there r 30 others shopping for you lazy F**#$! 🤣🤣👍 I dont want to be a cashier! I pay alot for crap, at least someone can ring me up and bag it!!💜
Let me say something you probably don’t know about Jeff and his girl. So she and her husband were very close friends to Jeff and his then wife. They started having an affair and divorced their spouses to be together. So they are both cheaters. The ex wife of Jeff is the one who gives a tons of the divorce money she got for charity.
Best podcast anywhere! Jen and pumps are my spirit animals! I need you both to adopt me as your new gay son!
Sydney Australia loves you xo
8:45, 😆
Ladies, you really knocked this episode out of the park! Hilarious, thank you. And I think the asshole bleaching craze started with the porn industry along with bedazzling their vaginas
Wait if you BLEACH it, wouldn’t you notice the poop MORE??? If it gets messy of course. Hahahaha
Hope Angie's voice is ok. How was New York? Are you planning to podcast there?
Of course Pumps wants to be a Playboy bunny……
pumps sexy new voice is such a highlight
lol.. pastel bic pens.... Pumps, it's a "complasult"
Omg😮. Pumps doesn’t ,like cats. Unnatural
Well I’m 54 years old and I didn’t know that people bleach their skin.
Going to look into a Roku for my sil!😏
Oh you kids.
Hell bears 😂
Don't feel bad Pumps, I'm 69 and had no idea. Do some bleach the hair there?
26:47, 😆