An Exit-Only Hole for Me
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 7 ก.พ. 2025
- We all know Jennifer and Pumps love a good dramatic reading and this time we’re taking our talents to the review section of Amazon. From depressing cookbooks for one, jumping the gun on a bulk order of condoms and a great gift idea if you’re looking to get rid of your in-laws, Amazon has it all. Pumps also has a shocking revelation about what’s really going on with a***** bleaching.
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Pumps really playing in our faces and lying that it's an exit-only hole. NOBODY has forgotten the spoon incident
OHMYGOD I just watched that episode yesterday😂😂😂😂😂
And we know she just LOVES it from behind
“I’m completely innocent and not going to jail. 6’3” 215lbs” 💀
“Are the bleachers turned off by the non bleachers…”
This is the exciting content I need in this troublesome world.
as a black woman i cant tell y’all how much i appreciate y’all speaking up on all of these real ass issues. thank you.
As a 64 year old white guy I gotta admit that I'm learning a LOT about assholes on this podcast! (They didn't teach us this stuff in Catholic school) 😁
As a 35 year old “Mixed-ican” i live for these two anti-Karens.
I was in tears listening to this episode. My co-workers told me to stop laughing. I told them to go bleach your ass holes. 😂
😂😂😂nice one
😂😂😂😂
Maybe someone wants a casket for a Halloween decoration. 😳😉😵💫😬
Many years ago after coming home from working my retail job during the holiday season, I stayed up to watch Wanda Sykes. She was talking about going to her friend’s salon and getting a Brazilian wax. Her friend then proceeded to wax her ass. I’m watching this late at night. Everyone asleep. I’m laughing so hard w tears running down my face. I think I drank a bottle of wine too and woke up w such a hangover. 😂😂😂😂. Wanda had me in tears. Then I had to laugh quietly because kids were young and asleep. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
My dad and aunt bought a Costco casket in 2019 flin Cherry Wood for my grandmother. Her favorite color was red. Flash forward to the funeral. The casket is BRIGHT red. Fire engine, shiny enough to blind an astronaut, RED. We had a really good laugh.
Kylie, please get all the millennials you know in Oklahoma to register 💙 and help us turn Oklahoma Blue ASAP💙
Millennials. And FABULOUS idea. ❤
I love this podcast so much, I’m currently on a 4 am deep dive 🤪
Kylie, PLEASE let our gals know that they should be looking into Lume before continuing to promote them! They are very involved with right-wingers! Please! I attempted to contact you guys via Twitter a few weeks ago, yet Lume is still being promoted on this podcast. I know that Jessica and Princess Diana are often saying that we shouldn't take them too seriously, but I feel this is a different scenario, because our wonderful gals are frequently saying that they draw the line at people who attack human rights.
@@Bipperboppermost certainly has done more harm than good…far too few people realize that-while a really good, qualified therapist can do wonders for a person-an UNQUALIFIED therapist (there are ways of getting a “license” online that would make someone eligible for better help….all of them should absolutely HAVE to have completed a certain number of in-hospital hours spent face to face with patients-and with an advisor in the room-before they should ever be allowed to actually have patients/“clients”…..oh oops-didn’t finish that sentence (blame it in tha ADHD) ANYWAYS, just as great therapists can do wonders, bad therapists can actually cause serious *PROBLEMS* with someone’s mental health-more than they had when starting therapy. Any past traumas can be intensified with added trauma to it when the approach by the therapist isn’t correct.
I’m all for affordable mental health care-I’m MORE for FREE universal mental health health care-especially since pretty much everyone in this country is now facked in the head due to the years of 2016-now. There are those of us who are in some weird state of astonished shock and likely have trauma from all the TRULY INSANE SH/T that has occurred, and then there are also those who were the CAUSE of said TRULY INSANE SH/T, who were indoctrinated into believing the most outlandishly dangerous ideas and “facts”-most were preyed upon due to being shockingly ignorant adults who spent far too much time behind screens…and OH. THEY THOUGHT THEY’D FOUND SOME NEW FRIEND WHO THEY COULD CHAT WITH. OOPS. Hahaha, so they also deserve hella therapy…and unfortunately that apparently makes up ~40% of the population according to recent polling? Truly mind blowing.
Well we’ll welllll this REALLY turned into an ADHD stream of consciousness comment on the World Wide Web. Tends to happen only when I’m on social media post 1am…..hmm…. Excited to hear some chat about anal bleaching and the like!🙃
And besides that, what kind of medical ethics let's a "Dr" turn around and tell everyone that they are disgusting and smell bad and should put chemicals in their cracks where the chemicals can get up inside and cause cancer. Can you imagine being a patient of that horrible woman? I think that quite a few of them probably have a case for malpractice. I feel sorry for any people that have fallen for her b.s.
Recently discovered a car jumpstart kit I bought did not work when my battery died. My review: "1 star: Won't start a car. Has usb outlets, but doubt it's even strong enough to charge my vibrator. Maybe I can use it as nipple clamps."
HAHAAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD AT PUMPS’ blooper, I was crying at my desk.
"where's baby's a-hole" 😂😂😂 I'm on the floor😅😅😅
Me too. The funniest unintentional line. 🤣😂😂
Jen has the energy of the mom who is intimidating at first but then you find out how funny and fun to provoke she is. You give them a little sass just to hear their amazing clap backs😂
“Where’s baby’s as$h0le?” Iconic
They can’t put that picture on the cover, so I’d venture to say they could bury the lead.
you could tell by Kylies face after that she knew it'd be an iconic moment.
Jenn your style KILLS IT everyyy time. I would love a closet tour!! 🤍
I laughed HYSTERICALLY at the beach ball. 🤣
This was hands down one of the funniest episodes 😂😂
Love you ladies , all the way in Johannesburg South Africa 🇿🇦
I love you for being here 😂❤
My favorite Amazon review was for a bulb douche that was "5/5, I didn't leave a mess on him, but he left one in me" 😂
Omg, yay
ladies, my face hurts after this episode. there is truly no higher compliment.
You guys crack me up. A wicked sense of humor and a wicked laugh. 😂
I literally fell over laughing when she accidentally said "where's baby's asshole?" 😹 The fact that it was completely on accident made it 10x funnier
I was watching the US Open mens final and the camera quickly panned the crowd. I saw two familiar faces, Jen and Josh!
😳cool
😳cool
AHH, CUTE! And CHIC AF
You've got me cracking up at the office. This ep is so good!
Hilarious show today. Wtf why with the a bleaching? I’ve seen signs for that at malls.. oh I better stop here and get the old bung hole bleached, ya never know when there may be a party down there 🎉 y’all invited, no gifts please
I’ve never cried so much from laughing at a TH-cam video, thank you so so so so much ❤
I love you ladies,I am hooked on your great show😍
PUMPS I thought it was bleaching the hair too 🤣🤣
Wow😂 ladies the belly chuckles from this segment. 🎉 thank you so much.
So happy for this two amazing ladies 😂😂❤
so thrilled to catch the primere of this.... this is the content i needed rn
The Bic Pen for her reviews went viral back in the day. Soooo many satirical reviews happened. All of them were great.
HILARIOUS!! So glad I am not the only one who appreciates humorous Amazon reviews!! 😂😂
Pumps “what the fuck did you say” has me crying!!!
You two are so funny. This episode had me howling!
Great show, as always, to start my Thursday.
I read my lawyer his bad reviews in a sexy voice while waiting for court.
All I'll say is that I've never seen Jeff Bezos and Dr. Evil in the same room
Pumps's baby pooper blooper gets an A-plus! And her compromised vocal cords added dramatic effect.
“I don’t talk about politics “ means “I tolerate the intolerable to avoid social/family conflict”. If you maintain a relationship with someone who supports deplorable thinking, behavior and people- you’re in a relationship with a horrible person.
I love when you talk about politics!! Keep it up❤
Pumps said “I was getting sugared” 🤣
...Bezos started his company with the help from friends to the tune of about $400k
came here to say this - he had a lot of help/privilege.
“ITS NOT THE HAIRS”😂😂😂
Yall need to read the reviews of the 55 gallon drum of sex lube!!! Would be the best dramatic read ever 😂😂😂😂
We have to vote BLUE
OhPumps!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 16:20 you are inconic!
😂😂😂😂 took me out
I... thought they were bleaching hairs too... im shook to my core
Pumps is looking good!!🫶🏼
Pumps hair looking FAB and angelic. Captain Jenny looking nifty and nautical.
51:21 HOW CAN Y'ALL DARE TO SAY JEFF BEZOS ISN'T BAD WHILE KNOWING THE WORK CONDITIONS OF HIS EMPLOYEES?! WTF
Thank you. I was so confused and like whaaaat ? 😢 plz tell me they’re joking.
Please get Nick DiRamio on the podcast!!! You guys will love him.
we all know pumps is lying about it being an exit-only hole given the spoon incident
How do you reconcile a yacht with environmental concerns, or conspicuous consumption for that matter?
16:33 PUMPS! You did not just say that lmao
Hello. Saw you in NYC on Sunday. You both looked fabulous!
I know the right wings are thrilled with this title
I’m at work and god damn it to the babies asshole. 😂😂😂😂 I’m turning red trying to hold in my laughter.
Walmart also sells caskets.
'enLIGHTEN us on the process of asshole bleaching"
My daughter is a Canadian ICU nurse who could make bank in the u.s. But I wouldn't Dare let her go there Ever cuz of the Guns among Many other things. How pathetic and crazy
I am Princess Diangela's best friend, Jessica Picklewelch's greatest athletic competitor, Kylie's favorite Gen X'er, and 6'3", 215 lbs.
Sydney Australia loves you xo
Yea we don’t go. Can’t wait to see New York. When you get your shit together
Im buying several of those balls and turning them loss in The Villiages ... Lol 😮
Bezos doesn't deserve that much praise. Especially with what he does to Amazon workers who wants to create a union
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This is a 2 star review of this episode 😂
Just kidding!
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 all the way on this one 🤣
this episode should have been titled "where's my asshole?" instead, lmao oh my god pumps. "where's baby's asshole?" DEAD
The gummy bear review- So great!
Oh wow…I thought they were bleaching the hairs too! 😆
Lol pumps advocate of the beach balls
Keep the drum beat going on the need for gun control. The ultimate I've Had It.
I Loved your show! So happy to see you again, need to know if Pumps kids can drink out of regular glasses yet?🤣🤣 Loved the sippy cups!! I Hate when I go to Target and the isles r Full of workers shopping for ppl online! I dont have kids, and I have time to shop at Target and Love it. Until I go to check out and see that there's 1 employee checking out ppl and I know there r 30 others shopping for you lazy F**#$! 🤣🤣👍 I dont want to be a cashier! I pay alot for crap, at least someone can ring me up and bag it!!💜
Problem with bezos is that he doesn’t pay his workers well hello
this, too! in addition to the point that he didn't start his company from nothing - he had a lot of money from family/friends. and amazon workers are treated terribly.
Big black pens, you say? 😂
“Where do they deliver them?”
“…. To YOU”
We got a free treadmill from a guy who closed his gym to start an asshole bleaching company. This was years ago. Hello from Fort Lauderdale.
pumps as jennifer tilly rofl
i love it
As a podcast regular, I always thought they were high-fiving…but no…Pumps just high-fives herself 😂 wtf?
I think it's to sync the audio...
Tornados are only air too, Pumps.
Best podcast anywhere! Jen and pumps are my spirit animals! I need you both to adopt me as your new gay son!
Bitches ain't right, which is why I'm here.
"Where's baby's asshole?!?!" ⚰️⚰️⚰️💀😂
Going to look into a Roku for my sil!😏
I almost passed out from laughter multiple times with the asshole talk.
Australia has the same travel advisory but for women and people apart of the LGBTQIA+
lol.. pastel bic pens.... Pumps, it's a "complasult"
Hope Angie's voice is ok. How was New York? Are you planning to podcast there?
Wait if you BLEACH it, wouldn’t you notice the poop MORE??? If it gets messy of course. Hahahaha
Ladies, you really knocked this episode out of the park! Hilarious, thank you. And I think the asshole bleaching craze started with the porn industry along with bedazzling their vaginas
41 years old and just learned that bleaching a-hole meant the skin and not hair. I’m with Princess Pumps.
I want to say this i stumble to your podcast and say to myself these ladies look like conservatives Trump loving women. So I listen to get some laughs and I did but not about yall because conservatives but for your outgoing personalities. And learn that yall don't like Republicans with they policies. Now as a black man I do listen to yall but of two things yall are for real. And two most of the stuff I can relate to it and im a straight man. Lol. Keep up the great work. Happy new year.
8:45, 😆
5 STARS🎉
pumps sexy new voice is such a highlight
Hell bears 😂
Love the funny reviews, but please don't leave a 1 star review for the lol's. By all means write something funny, but leave 5 stars. It really negatively effects the seller. Not just the product your commenting on but their whole catalogue. It literally takes the food out of sellers mouths. People loose the ability to sell or have to lay people off. You would think AZ would be able to see the nuance but 99% of the time they don't. That's why the site is littered with these comments from batshit crazy people wiping with a plastic brush. That may be the only thing that the seller is making any revenue off, now they just got wiped (no pun intended) off the algorithm.
26:47, 😆
Oh you kids.
Well I’m 54 years old and I didn’t know that people bleach their skin.
Here's my issue with Bezos: He needs to give his money away. Bill and Melinda Gates, for example. When Warren Buffet needed to give money away, he gave it to Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation.
Why did he give it to pedo Bill's fraudulent charity?