Let me tell you about the babies because a Vanderbilt employee that handles "the babies" told me (same for all of these donate things)...THEY ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY! The store donated it and is trying to recoup, and the difference is written off! I do NOT donate anymore because of this.
Love you guys!! Just so y’all know a lot of disabled people that use mobility aids are able to walk, they just can’t do it for as long as people in the general population. This isn’t them faking their illness.
I was thinking this too. As far as I know airlines force people with mobility aids to be wheeled onto the plane with a separate wheelchair because they can't bring their own on the plane most of the time. Maybe people get embarrassed after a taste of that and decide they can make it on their own by the end of the flight. I also wouldn't put it past people to lie though so they can board first lol.
Another thing about the cash register donations: companies are having YOU pay for their tax deductions. Go home and make your own donation and get that tax receipt for yourself-corporations do not need your help paying for their taxes.
I dressed as a pregnant nun when I was in 8th grade. That should’ve been my parents’ first clue I was bound for beautiful, great things. Bravo on the costume ladies. Additionally, these forced philanthropy grifts at the checkout line are so next level Shame/bullying that instead of just saying no, I feel forced to LIE, and instead say, “I already rounded up last time.” That’s some dysfunctional BS
My 8th grade moment was wearing a Marilyn Manson shirt with his face on it to Bethlehem Revisited (a recreation of the town on the night Jesus was born.) 😂😂😂
So, I'm sitting here drinking my morning coffee and scrolling through TH-cam suggestions, and I see this title "Blasphemous Naughty Nuns." We won't go into why the algorithms determined that this should be suggested to me - let's just say that I'm a recovering Catholic and leave it at that, okay...? I'm an instant fan! You two are hilarious, and right on point. New subscriber here!
I don't know why, but the funniest bit for me is the headsets with your blasphemous nun costumes. I think it's that the costumes are so funny and the headsets are so serious. Just makes me laugh.
This episode pretty much topped all episodes of the funniest thing to land on my podcast list! I cried, laughed, coughed and possibly blew a lung out, almost crashed into someone getting out of work! Now can we have yall bring scrub abuse to life! As a professional scrub wearer I NEED to see naughty nuns transform into Scrub sinners AsAP
Forced philanthropy is EVERYWHERE. The grocery store. The craft store. The hardware store. I don't know about Walmart as I don't shop there. It's gotten ridiculous! I refuse to donate or round up. In some cases, I get these nasty looks when I refuse. This goes along with being asked to tip at a fast food place, Panera, etc. I put in my own order at the kiosk. I pick up my food at the counter. I bus my dirty dishes. What the heck am I tipping the staff for?
As a cashier of a place that does constant donations… WE ARE ALSO SICK OF IT! lmaoo we don’t really want to ask either (or at least i dont) but the managers keep track of the donation money for each cashier and will chew you out about not having enough.
That sucks!!! I worked at a food place that occasionally did donations, but we didn’t get chewed out -- it’s just the people with the most donations got rewarded. We all hated asking though & would skip it if the managers were out of earshot 😂
@@ambriaashley3383 i think it’s because the company i work for partners with different donation programs so im sure they’re so crazy about it because they want to keep a good image or reputation with the people in charge of the organizations
i used to clean the bathrooms at my grocery job and i can confirm, people are shitting every where and anywhere. and they do not always clean up after themselves. my favorite story is i once heard a girl go into a stall proceed to call her mom and say 'mom i pooped my pants again, what do i do??' and her phone volume was so loud i could hear her mother on the other end of the call as well. she was like 'oh honey, go throw your underwear out and clean yourself up.' all i could think was oh god no please don't throw them in the bathroom trash can or i'm going to have to empty it smelling like shit. i don't know what she ended up doing but she didn't throw her doodoo pants away in our restroom cuz i never found it.
i absolutely love listening to you guys, i’m only 20, and not many people around my age have these opinions but i was raised basically by my mom and her family, and this is how her & her sisters conversed with one another. and i LOVE IT
Y’all know the “donations” at the register as used for tax deduction deductions… hence paying their taxes. Corporations can pay their own taxes. Churches too. Jesus. I’ve had it!
These conversations are like overhearing your hilarious, tipsy aunts in the next room and just constantly laughing because they say things like, “…if it was that serious, I’d shit in the barf bag.” “…people are shitting out here on planes left and right.” While Dressed as nuns! Lmfao
Omg I hope you can get Hasan. I actually found you guys because he talked about you on his stream! And I’ve been hooked ever since, you gals are awesome!
Thank y'all for your podcast. I'm my nieces primary caregiver and today was her first day of school, so I've been stressing all morning getting ready to leave her there. Watching this episode really helped me to relax and de-stress and I'm thankful to both of you for it. Love you guys 💜
JENNY IM A PROGRESSIVE LEFT TOO. I TOOK THE QUIZ. I LOVE YOUR PODCAST SO FING MUCH. I have an awful lot of faith and flag conservatives in my family and I’m real scared girls
Donations at checkout….”no thank you” it’s just going back into that stores pockets. They’ve donated, they just want to get their money back. ALWAYS DONATE on your own.
Rollllllllling laughing. 🤣😂🤣 I've got my mom watching you guys. We spent Saturday night and Sunday cackling laughing. I just texted her and told her she has to watch this episode! 😂😂😂😂 Shes an addiction recovery psychologist so she really appreciates the spotlight that you all put on addiction and rehab, because you NEVER bring up the fact Josh has been to rehab 5 times kr anything. 😂 Stay awesome, y'all. ❤❤ Also, to hell with them flag babies. 😂
6th time watching this. Forgotten mention, I work at the postal service and we have bathrooms and locker rooms for just employees that are in the back. We have about 100 people that work during the day(this includes the carriers).. two weeks ago, we had someone shit in the bathroom floor in front of the sinks. No one knows who it was. 🤦♀️
That donation scam is real nasty. I'm sure those stores get a tax write off by donating to the thing, but they're using your money that you give them as their own to scam the system. Donate the money yourself, and skip the middleman reaping the benefits of your laziness. I appreciate those who just move on with the rest of the purchase instead of drawing out the sob story for the damn babies. If we're struggling to fund keeping babies alive maybe it's a sign that they shouldn't have been born, and that people should fuck within their means. And if we're not struggling, then you should round the dollar *down* for even having the audacity to ask.
Companies fucking asking for donations so they can get the tax write off but not me!? When they “can’t” pay their employees. Got me fucked up. I tell the cashiers that shit and it’s weird some of their jobs rely on certain donation percentages. Like girl, I’m about to eat the next CEO I see
I have done this before, 100 % turned around and demanded my money back. They asked, I said no and they did it anyway.........my happy ass was not having any of it.
I shit my pants as a grown woman playing Game Night! In front of my daughter’s new fiancée that I just met for the first time. I took to the shower and cried my eyes out 💩😭🧻🚽🚿
When I was at Walgreens and the clerk asked if I wanted to donate. I said kindly well universal health care would be better. She agreed and I said no thanks.
My friend who is on the spectrum was asked if he'd like to donate to the autistic fund, he chuckled and said "don't mind if I do" and put the change in his wallet. Lol
The shitting thing happens. I was stuck in traffic in the tunnel going from Portland to the west........for 2 hours. I began talking to a deity I didn't believe in to not let me shit my pants. I made it to my home, but not to the house. Walking on tiptoes doesn't work evidently. Did make it to the front walk. A little too much information for you probably. Glad I found the channel. Actually saw a clip of you on Midas Touch and checked you out. Going through a bunch of your older stuff.
The costumes are hilarious and perfect for your state of mind on religion..effing hilarious! 😂😂 thanks for my "had it fix" your my addiction on my little 30 min lunch break at work. Lmao I had tears over the role play for the babies !! 😅😅
worked retail in Florida ... older man left a shit trail in the back aisle of the store that spanned half of the back of the store and the last aisle where the bathrooms were located. It was an alarmingly large shit trail. Amazing that the man who ditched his trousers in our bathroom survived. I was no stranger to picking up dog poop from inconsiderate customers, but that day was traumatizing .....
Worked in a tanning salon years ago. We couldn't have trash cans in the rooms because people consistently used them as toilets. Like didn't just happen once or twice.. 🤦♀️
My boyfriend just bought us tickets to see your show in Austin November 28 and I'm soooo excited! You don't know it but you are my Internet best friends ❤
About the conversation @ 22:40 : "The Federal Aviation Administration announced an investigation into Boeing after an Alaska Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing when a door plug fell off the fuselage midair. “This incident should have never happened and it cannot happen again,” the FAA said in a statement Thursday. -NBC News. Perhaps Pumps ought to contact the FAA and explain how this might have happened. (Also, I don't know why I find this particular conversation about human frailty so damned funny.)
OMG I L❤VE you both!!!! You make me LAUGH so hard! Especially when I really need to laugh!!! OMG! Thank you!!!!! 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣man. My stomach hurts. 😂😂😂
I had food poisoning on a flight from Sac to San Diego (55 minute flight) and was in the restroom for 25 minutes of the flight. I actually used both restrooms too. Thanks for bringing back a horrible memory. ☺️
incredibly unprofessional for jen to show up in this amazing lesbian nun fantasy look. Pumps, your culture is not a costume ❤
😂😂😂😂😂. Good one!!!
Lmfo 💀
Ok this was a very top shelf comment, I’m dying😂😂😂
Best reply ever 😂
Pumps looks absolutely snatched within an inch of her life, it’s really getting me together
The legs!
@@cindytermuende7597THE FREAKING LEGS, RIGHT?! Guess I’m taking up Pickleball…
- How much would you like to donate to the babies? - Nun, thank you!
😂😂😂😂
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT SECTION SO EFFING FUNNY😂🥹😂
Let me tell you about the babies because a Vanderbilt employee that handles "the babies" told me (same for all of these donate things)...THEY ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY! The store donated it and is trying to recoup, and the difference is written off! I do NOT donate anymore because of this.
Love these 2 young supple sinners
Supple sinners have saggin dragons
The nun costumes are great, of course, but where are the scrubs?? 🥲
hahaha we need the scrubs!
Sister Jen and Sister Pumps doing the lords work. Happy Halloween!
The I've Habit podcast
Ahhhh... ahhhhhhhh 🫵🏽
Love you guys!! Just so y’all know a lot of disabled people that use mobility aids are able to walk, they just can’t do it for as long as people in the general population. This isn’t them faking their illness.
I was thinking this too. As far as I know airlines force people with mobility aids to be wheeled onto the plane with a separate wheelchair because they can't bring their own on the plane most of the time. Maybe people get embarrassed after a taste of that and decide they can make it on their own by the end of the flight. I also wouldn't put it past people to lie though so they can board first lol.
That’s true. I’m temporarily disabled and while I can walk, I cannot walk far so I get help at the airport.
Another thing about the cash register donations: companies are having YOU pay for their tax deductions. Go home and make your own donation and get that tax receipt for yourself-corporations do not need your help paying for their taxes.
We love the Church of I’ve Had It 🙏🏼
The sapphic energy is off the charts with these costumes.
“I would love to be a whore” should’ve gone in the permanent record 😭💀
“Are the babies anti-gay?” 😂
I dressed as a pregnant nun when I was in 8th grade. That should’ve been my parents’ first clue I was bound for beautiful, great things. Bravo on the costume ladies. Additionally, these forced philanthropy grifts at the checkout line are so next level Shame/bullying that instead of just saying no, I feel forced to LIE, and instead say, “I already rounded up last time.” That’s some dysfunctional BS
I did this when I was actually pregnant and got yelled at by some lady in the grocery store 😂
🤣
My 8th grade moment was wearing a Marilyn Manson shirt with his face on it to Bethlehem Revisited (a recreation of the town on the night Jesus was born.) 😂😂😂
The fuck you looking at Lululemon sent me into hysteria LMAOOO
Standing ovation for the costumes!!! You both look amazing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
So, I'm sitting here drinking my morning coffee and scrolling through TH-cam suggestions, and I see this title "Blasphemous Naughty Nuns." We won't go into why the algorithms determined that this should be suggested to me - let's just say that I'm a recovering Catholic and leave it at that, okay...? I'm an instant fan! You two are hilarious, and right on point. New subscriber here!
This is my favorite episode so far. Saying "Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open" while wearing those costumes. lmao
HAHAHAHAHA that flew over my head, amazing catch😂💀😂😂
Bless me Father for I have Sinned, I laughed my Butt off at the Naughty Nuns episode 😂
I don't know why, but the funniest bit for me is the headsets with your blasphemous nun costumes. I think it's that the costumes are so funny and the headsets are so serious. Just makes me laugh.
This episode pretty much topped all episodes of the funniest thing to land on my podcast list! I cried, laughed, coughed and possibly blew a lung out, almost crashed into someone getting out of work! Now can we have yall bring scrub abuse to life! As a professional scrub wearer I NEED to see naughty nuns transform into Scrub sinners AsAP
OMG THANK YOU FOR DRESSING AS NUNS!!! Made my whole damn day! Love your podcast!
"Respectfully, go $hit in a hat...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Forced philanthropy is EVERYWHERE. The grocery store. The craft store. The hardware store. I don't know about Walmart as I don't shop there. It's gotten ridiculous! I refuse to donate or round up. In some cases, I get these nasty looks when I refuse. This goes along with being asked to tip at a fast food place, Panera, etc. I put in my own order at the kiosk. I pick up my food at the counter. I bus my dirty dishes. What the heck am I tipping the staff for?
I love Pump's laugh!
As a cashier of a place that does constant donations… WE ARE ALSO SICK OF IT! lmaoo we don’t really want to ask either (or at least i dont) but the managers keep track of the donation money for each cashier and will chew you out about not having enough.
That’s bullshit! 🙄 Not your fault.. do they expect you to tackle customers until they donate 🤦♀️
That’s why I think it’s a scam, why be so adamant about donations? Like weeeeird
That sucks!!! I worked at a food place that occasionally did donations, but we didn’t get chewed out -- it’s just the people with the most donations got rewarded.
We all hated asking though & would skip it if the managers were out of earshot 😂
@@ambriaashley3383 i think it’s because the company i work for partners with different donation programs so im sure they’re so crazy about it because they want to keep a good image or reputation with the people in charge of the organizations
i used to clean the bathrooms at my grocery job and i can confirm, people are shitting every where and anywhere. and they do not always clean up after themselves. my favorite story is i once heard a girl go into a stall proceed to call her mom and say 'mom i pooped my pants again, what do i do??' and her phone volume was so loud i could hear her mother on the other end of the call as well. she was like 'oh honey, go throw your underwear out and clean yourself up.' all i could think was oh god no please don't throw them in the bathroom trash can or i'm going to have to empty it smelling like shit. i don't know what she ended up doing but she didn't throw her doodoo pants away in our restroom cuz i never found it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As someone who had to clean bathrooms in Taco Bell, peace love & solidarity sister ✊🏾
i absolutely love listening to you guys, i’m only 20, and not many people around my age have these opinions but i was raised basically by my mom and her family, and this is how her & her sisters conversed with one another. and i LOVE IT
Not a single kitten heel for these nuns, may the Lord open, under his eye, blessed be the fruit, amen, and also with you.
This show is killing me today, lol, so funny.
Y’all know the “donations” at the register as used for tax deduction deductions… hence paying their taxes. Corporations can pay their own taxes. Churches too. Jesus. I’ve had it!
You go girls. The costumes are great. T💙💙👍👍
29:05 Jennifer’s sound effects of the airplane bathroom. 😂😭🤣
thank you so much for the constant LGBTQIA support I always feel accepted when I watch your videos.
These conversations are like overhearing your hilarious, tipsy aunts in the next room and just constantly laughing because they say things like, “…if it was that serious, I’d shit in the barf bag.” “…people are shitting out here on planes left and right.” While Dressed as nuns! Lmfao
Pumps giving LEGGGGS!
I love bidets so much that I bought one and now every day is a better b’day. Lol
i love that she’s hung on to this centrist comment, i’ve only recently started watching and immediately knew it was gonna be that 💀
Omg I hope you can get Hasan. I actually found you guys because he talked about you on his stream! And I’ve been hooked ever since, you gals are awesome!
😂 Same!!! Heyge fellow Hasanabi Head! 👋
Pumps, you’re definitely not the only one who thinks y’all are funny. Listening to you two makes me wish every day was Tuesday and Thursday 🥹🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼
I love this “be an adult and complain”
Pumps in this outfit is doing it for me!
Just say no at the register! “Not today, thank you.” Short, sweet and to the point!!!
Thank y'all for your podcast. I'm my nieces primary caregiver and today was her first day of school, so I've been stressing all morning getting ready to leave her there. Watching this episode really helped me to relax and de-stress and I'm thankful to both of you for it. Love you guys 💜
You’re doing a great job. She’s so lucky to have you. ❤
@@ambriaashley3383ty 💜
29:05 Jenn gives THE BEST airplane toilet flush imitation EVER lmfaooo why was that so accurate??? 😂
JENNY IM A PROGRESSIVE LEFT TOO. I TOOK THE QUIZ. I LOVE YOUR PODCAST SO FING MUCH. I have an awful lot of faith and flag conservatives in my family and I’m real scared girls
2 Nuns........ 1 cup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪
Donations at checkout….”no thank you” it’s just going back into that stores pockets. They’ve donated, they just want to get their money back. ALWAYS DONATE on your own.
Always.
Holy Sh*t, was this fun! Gonna inject this in my veins
Ladies, the costumes… PHENOMENAL
You gals crack me the hell up! Thanks for keeping me amused while I toil away at the law firm where I work!!! lol!! Peace & love from Canada!!
I can already see the tiktok comments meltdown over the donation bit. They literally take everything SO SERIOUSLY it’s exhausting.
Rollllllllling laughing. 🤣😂🤣 I've got my mom watching you guys. We spent Saturday night and Sunday cackling laughing. I just texted her and told her she has to watch this episode! 😂😂😂😂
Shes an addiction recovery psychologist so she really appreciates the spotlight that you all put on addiction and rehab, because you NEVER bring up the fact Josh has been to rehab 5 times kr anything. 😂
Stay awesome, y'all. ❤❤
Also, to hell with them flag babies. 😂
Never thought I’d have the hots for two old nuns
cranking the pod up at work this morning thank you for warming up my cold morning ladies!
Y’all sound like the NPR ladies sketch from SNL and I love it.
I took the Political Typology quiz and I am an Establishment Liberal! 💙
This may be my favorite episode of the podcast so far! I love when you ladies are silly like this! Dying laughing rn 🤣
Omg....drug Spirit Halloween through the mud. LOVE IT
I am so glad this channel /podcast was recommended to me....ladies, thank you both so much for the laughs. Much love from South Texas 😁
I am a Progressive Left as well. I am beginning to thing I have had it with most of the human race.
"This better not awaken anything in me" - Dean Pelton
6th time watching this.
Forgotten mention, I work at the postal service and we have bathrooms and locker rooms for just employees that are in the back. We have about 100 people that work during the day(this includes the carriers).. two weeks ago, we had someone shit in the bathroom floor in front of the sinks. No one knows who it was. 🤦♀️
This was definitely Spirit Halloween because I had the exact same experience lol
That donation scam is real nasty. I'm sure those stores get a tax write off by donating to the thing, but they're using your money that you give them as their own to scam the system. Donate the money yourself, and skip the middleman reaping the benefits of your laziness. I appreciate those who just move on with the rest of the purchase instead of drawing out the sob story for the damn babies. If we're struggling to fund keeping babies alive maybe it's a sign that they shouldn't have been born, and that people should fuck within their means. And if we're not struggling, then you should round the dollar *down* for even having the audacity to ask.
Companies fucking asking for donations so they can get the tax write off but not me!? When they “can’t” pay their employees. Got me fucked up. I tell the cashiers that shit and it’s weird some of their jobs rely on certain donation percentages. Like girl, I’m about to eat the next CEO I see
Olivia from Poland needs to be a guest!!! Happy Blasphemous Halloween 🎃 ✝️
I have done this before, 100 % turned around and demanded my money back. They asked, I said no and they did it anyway.........my happy ass was not having any of it.
Hahaha also if I've said No once and they ask again, I flat out stare expressionless at them.
Listening to this on headphones at work in a fairly quiet office was not a good idea.... LOL dyinggg
I shit my pants as a grown woman playing Game Night! In front of my daughter’s new fiancée that I just met for the first time. I took to the shower and cried my eyes out 💩😭🧻🚽🚿
Oh my gosh you guys! Cannot express how much fun I had with you today! Love you more and more each week! ❤
So bc pumps can crap in a cup, does that make her Mannie Oakley the sharpShitter.😂
Pumps is every Catholic school girl's dream.
When I was at Walgreens and the clerk asked if I wanted to donate. I said kindly well universal health care would be better. She agreed and I said no thanks.
My friend who is on the spectrum was asked if he'd like to donate to the autistic fund, he chuckled and said "don't mind if I do" and put the change in his wallet. Lol
🤪😋🥳😍🤩, flash me ladies, flash me. I'm anxious to see exactly what, pumps, stands for. Grrrrowlll,,,ladies. 😻😻😂 Best Halloween ever!
You ladies look incredible!! Shoe game is always on point ❤have a great Halloween
need this in my life!
I'm laughing! Under his eye. 😜😝🤣
You ladies win halloween in my eyes 😅💕 praise be
OMG THE CHRONIC SIGHS PISS ME OFF! My mother in law does it like every 5 seconds
The shitting thing happens. I was stuck in traffic in the tunnel going from Portland to the west........for 2 hours. I began talking to a deity I didn't believe in to not let me shit my pants. I made it to my home, but not to the house. Walking on tiptoes doesn't work evidently. Did make it to the front walk. A little too much information for you probably. Glad I found the channel. Actually saw a clip of you on Midas Touch and checked you out. Going through a bunch of your older stuff.
36:00 pumps laugh and jennifers look just healed me from seasonal affective disorder, amen and may the lord be open
RIGHT?! I rewatched that exact part THRICE
I’ve been binge watching you ladies. So obsessed with this look 👌🏽
DAMN ladies! I didn't know you had it like THAT!
The costumes are hilarious and perfect for your state of mind on religion..effing hilarious! 😂😂 thanks for my "had it fix" your my addiction on my little 30 min lunch break at work. Lmao I had tears over the role play for the babies !! 😅😅
Thank god my friend turned me onto this podcast the other day. My commute is way better now.
When another lord closes another lord opens!
I Dont know how i GOT HERE but it is 100% divine interMeVention! love you gals!
worked retail in Florida ... older man left a shit trail in the back aisle of the store that spanned half of the back of the store and the last aisle where the bathrooms were located. It was an alarmingly large shit trail. Amazing that the man who ditched his trousers in our bathroom survived.
I was no stranger to picking up dog poop from inconsiderate customers, but that day was traumatizing .....
When a person donates to a charity via a corporation, the corporation gets the tax break, not the person. 😂
Worked in a tanning salon years ago. We couldn't have trash cans in the rooms because people consistently used them as toilets. Like didn't just happen once or twice.. 🤦♀️
‘Who the fuck are the babies?’ 🤣🤣
You got AOC and we love you guys for that ❤❤❤
My boyfriend just bought us tickets to see your show in Austin November 28 and I'm soooo excited! You don't know it but you are my Internet best friends ❤
About the conversation @ 22:40 : "The Federal Aviation Administration announced an investigation into Boeing after an Alaska Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing when a door plug fell off the fuselage midair. “This incident should have never happened and it cannot happen again,” the FAA said in a statement Thursday. -NBC News. Perhaps Pumps ought to contact the FAA and explain how this might have happened. (Also, I don't know why I find this particular conversation about human frailty so damned funny.)
A lot of people with dementia have trouble with pooping aim or realizing they have even pooped themselves.
OMG I L❤VE you both!!!! You make me LAUGH so hard! Especially when I really need to laugh!!! OMG! Thank you!!!!! 🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏❤️🙏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣man. My stomach hurts. 😂😂😂
I had food poisoning on a flight from Sac to San Diego (55 minute flight) and was in the restroom for 25 minutes of the flight. I actually used both restrooms too.
Thanks for bringing back a horrible memory. ☺️