Blasphemous Naughty Nuns
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 30 ก.ค. 2024
- Happy Halloween Titty Babies! The two naughtiest nuns in the podcasting business are back with a very blasphemous halloween episode. Jennifer (who is not a centrist) and Pumps (also not a centrist) listen to some hilarious voice memos hand-picked by Kiley (a faith and flag conservative.) The girls also recap their horrifying trip to the halloween costume shop that ended in an attempt at forced philanthropy and baby talking.
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incredibly unprofessional for jen to show up in this amazing lesbian nun fantasy look. Pumps, your culture is not a costume ❤
😂😂😂😂😂. Good one!!!
Lmfo 💀
Ok this was a very top shelf comment, I’m dying😂😂😂
Pumps looks absolutely snatched within an inch of her life, it’s really getting me together
The legs!
@@cindytermuende7597THE FREAKING LEGS, RIGHT?! Guess I’m taking up Pickleball…
- How much would you like to donate to the babies? - Nun, thank you!
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WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS COMMENT SECTION SO EFFING FUNNY😂🥹😂
Let me tell you about the babies because a Vanderbilt employee that handles "the babies" told me (same for all of these donate things)...THEY ALREADY HAVE THE MONEY! The store donated it and is trying to recoup, and the difference is written off! I do NOT donate anymore because of this.
“I would love to be a whore” should’ve gone in the permanent record 😭💀
Sister Jen and Sister Pumps doing the lords work. Happy Halloween!
Love these 2 young supple sinners
Supple sinners have saggin dragons
The sapphic energy is off the charts with these costumes.
The nun costumes are great, of course, but where are the scrubs?? 🥲
hahaha we need the scrubs!
The I've Habit podcast
Ahhhh... ahhhhhhhh 🫵🏽
Love you guys!! Just so y’all know a lot of disabled people that use mobility aids are able to walk, they just can’t do it for as long as people in the general population. This isn’t them faking their illness.
I was thinking this too. As far as I know airlines force people with mobility aids to be wheeled onto the plane with a separate wheelchair because they can't bring their own on the plane most of the time. Maybe people get embarrassed after a taste of that and decide they can make it on their own by the end of the flight. I also wouldn't put it past people to lie though so they can board first lol.
I dressed as a pregnant nun when I was in 8th grade. That should’ve been my parents’ first clue I was bound for beautiful, great things. Bravo on the costume ladies. Additionally, these forced philanthropy grifts at the checkout line are so next level Shame/bullying that instead of just saying no, I feel forced to LIE, and instead say, “I already rounded up last time.” That’s some dysfunctional BS
I did this when I was actually pregnant and got yelled at by some lady in the grocery store 😂
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My 8th grade moment was wearing a Marilyn Manson shirt with his face on it to Bethlehem Revisited (a recreation of the town on the night Jesus was born.) 😂😂😂
We love the Church of I’ve Had It 🙏🏼
The fuck you looking at Lululemon sent me into hysteria LMAOOO
Another thing about the cash register donations: companies are having YOU pay for their tax deductions. Go home and make your own donation and get that tax receipt for yourself-corporations do not need your help paying for their taxes.
“Are the babies anti-gay?” 😂
Not a single kitten heel for these nuns, may the Lord open, under his eye, blessed be the fruit, amen, and also with you.
Standing ovation for the costumes!!! You both look amazing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
This is my favorite episode so far. Saying "Blessed be the fruit. May the Lord open" while wearing those costumes. lmao
HAHAHAHAHA that flew over my head, amazing catch😂💀😂😂
As a cashier of a place that does constant donations… WE ARE ALSO SICK OF IT! lmaoo we don’t really want to ask either (or at least i dont) but the managers keep track of the donation money for each cashier and will chew you out about not having enough.
That’s bullshit! 🙄 Not your fault.. do they expect you to tackle customers until they donate 🤦♀️
That’s why I think it’s a scam, why be so adamant about donations? Like weeeeird
That sucks!!! I worked at a food place that occasionally did donations, but we didn’t get chewed out -- it’s just the people with the most donations got rewarded.
We all hated asking though & would skip it if the managers were out of earshot 😂
@@ambriaashley3383 i think it’s because the company i work for partners with different donation programs so im sure they’re so crazy about it because they want to keep a good image or reputation with the people in charge of the organizations
I don't know why, but the funniest bit for me is the headsets with your blasphemous nun costumes. I think it's that the costumes are so funny and the headsets are so serious. Just makes me laugh.
This episode pretty much topped all episodes of the funniest thing to land on my podcast list! I cried, laughed, coughed and possibly blew a lung out, almost crashed into someone getting out of work! Now can we have yall bring scrub abuse to life! As a professional scrub wearer I NEED to see naughty nuns transform into Scrub sinners AsAP
i love that she’s hung on to this centrist comment, i’ve only recently started watching and immediately knew it was gonna be that 💀
Omg I hope you can get Hasan. I actually found you guys because he talked about you on his stream! And I’ve been hooked ever since, you gals are awesome!
😂 Same!!! Heyge fellow Hasanabi Head! 👋
OMG THANK YOU FOR DRESSING AS NUNS!!! Made my whole damn day! Love your podcast!
I can already see the tiktok comments meltdown over the donation bit. They literally take everything SO SERIOUSLY it’s exhausting.
Pumps in this outfit is doing it for me!
Holy Sh*t, was this fun! Gonna inject this in my veins
Pumps giving LEGGGGS!
Pumps is every Catholic school girl's dream.
It's like these two were created in a lab to be gay icons, and i am here for it 100 percent
Pumps, you’re definitely not the only one who thinks y’all are funny. Listening to you two makes me wish every day was Tuesday and Thursday 🥹🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼
i absolutely love listening to you guys, i’m only 20, and not many people around my age have these opinions but i was raised basically by my mom and her family, and this is how her & her sisters conversed with one another. and i LOVE IT
JENNY IM A PROGRESSIVE LEFT TOO. I TOOK THE QUIZ. I LOVE YOUR PODCAST SO FING MUCH. I have an awful lot of faith and flag conservatives in my family and I’m real scared girls
Love y'all!! Chronic sigher here when I'm stressed. It's less about wanting attention and more about thinking sighing is better than screaming in public. But I get the frustration of others with this!
Donations at checkout….”no thank you” it’s just going back into that stores pockets. They’ve donated, they just want to get their money back. ALWAYS DONATE on your own.
Always.
"This better not awaken anything in me" - Dean Pelton
I love this “be an adult and complain”
cranking the pod up at work this morning thank you for warming up my cold morning ladies!
I am so glad this channel /podcast was recommended to me....ladies, thank you both so much for the laughs. Much love from South Texas 😁
Ladies, the costumes… PHENOMENAL
So, I'm sitting here drinking my morning coffee and scrolling through TH-cam suggestions, and I see this title "Blasphemous Naughty Nuns." We won't go into why the algorithms determined that this should be suggested to me - let's just say that I'm a recovering Catholic and leave it at that, okay...? I'm an instant fan! You two are hilarious, and right on point. New subscriber here!
29:05 Jennifer’s sound effects of the airplane bathroom. 😂😭🤣
Oh my gosh you guys! Cannot express how much fun I had with you today! Love you more and more each week! ❤
Just say no at the register! “Not today, thank you.” Short, sweet and to the point!!!
thank you so much for the constant LGBTQIA support I always feel accepted when I watch your videos.
i used to clean the bathrooms at my grocery job and i can confirm, people are shitting every where and anywhere. and they do not always clean up after themselves. my favorite story is i once heard a girl go into a stall proceed to call her mom and say 'mom i pooped my pants again, what do i do??' and her phone volume was so loud i could hear her mother on the other end of the call as well. she was like 'oh honey, go throw your underwear out and clean yourself up.' all i could think was oh god no please don't throw them in the bathroom trash can or i'm going to have to empty it smelling like shit. i don't know what she ended up doing but she didn't throw her doodoo pants away in our restroom cuz i never found it.
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As someone who had to clean bathrooms in Taco Bell, peace love & solidarity sister ✊🏾
Rollllllllling laughing. 🤣😂🤣 I've got my mom watching you guys. We spent Saturday night and Sunday cackling laughing. I just texted her and told her she has to watch this episode! 😂😂😂😂
Shes an addiction recovery psychologist so she really appreciates the spotlight that you all put on addiction and rehab, because you NEVER bring up the fact Josh has been to rehab 5 times kr anything. 😂
Stay awesome, y'all. ❤❤
Also, to hell with them flag babies. 😂
You gals crack me the hell up! Thanks for keeping me amused while I toil away at the law firm where I work!!! lol!! Peace & love from Canada!!
These conversations are like overhearing your hilarious, tipsy aunts in the next room and just constantly laughing because they say things like, “…if it was that serious, I’d shit in the barf bag.” “…people are shitting out here on planes left and right.” While Dressed as nuns! Lmfao
This may be my favorite episode of the podcast so far! I love when you ladies are silly like this! Dying laughing rn 🤣
Thank y'all for your podcast. I'm my nieces primary caregiver and today was her first day of school, so I've been stressing all morning getting ready to leave her there. Watching this episode really helped me to relax and de-stress and I'm thankful to both of you for it. Love you guys 💜
You’re doing a great job. She’s so lucky to have you. ❤
@@ambriaashley3383ty 💜
Never thought I’d have the hots for two old nuns
You ladies look incredible!! Shoe game is always on point ❤have a great Halloween
I’ve been binge watching you ladies. So obsessed with this look 👌🏽
This was definitely Spirit Halloween because I had the exact same experience lol
My friend who is on the spectrum was asked if he'd like to donate to the autistic fund, he chuckled and said "don't mind if I do" and put the change in his wallet. Lol
OMG THE CHRONIC SIGHS PISS ME OFF! My mother in law does it like every 5 seconds
Olivia from Poland needs to be a guest!!! Happy Blasphemous Halloween 🎃 ✝️
need this in my life!
Y’all sound like the NPR ladies sketch from SNL and I love it.
The costumes are hilarious and perfect for your state of mind on religion..effing hilarious! 😂😂 thanks for my "had it fix" your my addiction on my little 30 min lunch break at work. Lmao I had tears over the role play for the babies !! 😅😅
So bc pumps can crap in a cup, does that make her Mannie Oakley the sharpShitter.😂
You ladies win halloween in my eyes 😅💕 praise be
I donate to causes I approve of directly and have NO problem declining donations at the checkout… companies will often claim those donations for tax breaks.
Listen, in regards to the shitting, I worked at Kmart in high school (remember that shithole?) and we found shit in the rearmost men's fitting rooms MULTIPLE times through the years and even MORESO we would find clothing that had been peed on. This is nothing new, but I'm grateful for these frontline worker HEROES for speaking out about what they are finding. They are doing the Lord's work! Under His eye.
Thank god my friend turned me onto this podcast the other day. My commute is way better now.
Listening to this on headphones at work in a fairly quiet office was not a good idea.... LOL dyinggg
I had food poisoning on a flight from Sac to San Diego (55 minute flight) and was in the restroom for 25 minutes of the flight. I actually used both restrooms too.
Thanks for bringing back a horrible memory. ☺️
My boyfriend just bought us tickets to see your show in Austin November 28 and I'm soooo excited! You don't know it but you are my Internet best friends ❤
worked retail in Florida ... older man left a shit trail in the back aisle of the store that spanned half of the back of the store and the last aisle where the bathrooms were located. It was an alarmingly large shit trail. Amazing that the man who ditched his trousers in our bathroom survived.
I was no stranger to picking up dog poop from inconsiderate customers, but that day was traumatizing .....
Is your tour coming to Boston? Love you guys! (And this episode.)
omg love this episode! have a happy halloween
We love you in Australia too.
Your costumes are gorgeous. ❤
😂 oh my. You two are the best. Love love you two.
i am speechless….the first 90 seconds are off the rails in the best way. and pumps you lookin small girl
I don’t always agree with every word said on this other level amazing show, but even when I disagree I still absolutely love everything about it. You two are incredible, so is your podcast goddess Kileigh (probably got that wrong even though you spelled it out for my dumb ass earlier in the show 😅). Best wishes to all three of you!
Awesome episode!
lol just love this episode so much
The shitting thing happens. I was stuck in traffic in the tunnel going from Portland to the west........for 2 hours. I began talking to a deity I didn't believe in to not let me shit my pants. I made it to my home, but not to the house. Walking on tiptoes doesn't work evidently. Did make it to the front walk. A little too much information for you probably. Glad I found the channel. Actually saw a clip of you on Midas Touch and checked you out. Going through a bunch of your older stuff.
The amount of times I have seen human waste in an outdoor ashtray is alarming. Human cat box
I love Pump's laugh!
When I was at Walgreens and the clerk asked if I wanted to donate. I said kindly well universal health care would be better. She agreed and I said no thanks.
Omg....drug Spirit Halloween through the mud. LOVE IT
29:05 Jenn gives THE BEST airplane toilet flush imitation EVER lmfaooo why was that so accurate??? 😂
DAMN ladies! I didn't know you had it like THAT!
Who needs conversion therapy when you have content like this. I’m going to leave my fiancé for you ladies, he already knows.
Hahaha also if I've said No once and they ask again, I flat out stare expressionless at them.
These costumes have unlocked something for me
I took the Political Typology quiz and I am an Establishment Liberal! 💙
When another lord closes another lord opens!
I Dont know how i GOT HERE but it is 100% divine interMeVention! love you gals!
I have done this before, 100 % turned around and demanded my money back. They asked, I said no and they did it anyway.........my happy ass was not having any of it.
This show is killing me today, lol, so funny.
Y'all rock!
LOVE the content you all put out, even if it is centrist :P. Can we PLEASE fix the color correct on Pumps' camera!? Am I the only one seeing her angel as washed out with a yellow hue!?!
Best episode yet! What is that website you mentioned to test your political alignments😂?
‘Who the fuck are the babies?’ 🤣🤣
Worked in a tanning salon years ago. We couldn't have trash cans in the rooms because people consistently used them as toilets. Like didn't just happen once or twice.. 🤦♀️
I've had it with parent's giving their kids names but spelling them like Kielleeeeee.
A lot of people with dementia have trouble with pooping aim or realizing they have even pooped themselves.