when my mom found out I used limewire she acted like I was a hardened criminal. then a week later she started using it then all of our computers magically stopped working then she blamed me
Fun fact: even though limewire was ordered to shutdown, the limewire software installed a backdoor for remote shutdown only in 2010, and that was like only a few weeks before the final software release. If you download 5.5.10 or earlier you can STILL use limewire because it’s p2p and there’s no way to police that
Oh my fucking Lord. I remember that. I soo remember that. Also my first foray into porn was through Lime Wire {dl what I thought was Ice age turnt out it wasn't}
@Mark Allen why if you do that your farivite artists will fail and you really dont have 6 dollas to but spotify so you can lisen to music i lisen to metal all the time on spotify
Lol, I worked at a construction company in their warehouse back in 2001. I downloaded Kazaa and started blindly downloading songs. I crashed their entire system and got laid off. What a great time in my life.....but it did teach me how malware can be hidden in regular files.
@NuvYou okay there young man, I was born in 1910. Get over here you young whippershnapper you don't know what it's like to eat soup out of a shoe and LIKE it
I was sued by NBC and actually was subpoenaed to appear in court in New York. NBC paid for my airfare so they could sue me!!! Lmfao. I actually took the free trip and just never went to the court hearing.... Thanks NBC for sending a 20 year old to and from New York for my first ever trip outside of Wisconsin!!!
My dad did the same thing, only with movies. He would have movies downloading for like 12 hours at a time, and then when it got a virus both he and my mom blamed me.
Music piracy is something I almost never actually think about. When I download a ROM or pirate a film, I at least remember "oh yeah, this is technically illegal. Whatever" but with music I don't even think of that 99% of the time.
Anita Hegerland I don’t spend much time on here to know it’s honestly more of a guilty pleasure exploring the interwebs and there are so many other things I could be doing on it... not gonna waste it looking for the answer to something so pointless
@@Seflyx But what's funny is in a certain menu you can disable a few things that break its ability to show ads. Sometimes they slip through to a small degree, but it's been workin' for me.
Very different, with heroin, you will be easily able to fuel your addiction, that is before it empty's your wallet With Jakey there is no option of re-upping, theres no option to instantly relive the itch, creating a void .
I miss the mid 90's - early 00's internet. It was such a weird place. No one really knew what to do with it, how to regulate it, or anything. It was this giant experiment with a "Enter At Your Own Risk" warning at the front door. Now the internet is sterile, safe and regulated; the odds of you stumbling on strange or obtuse things (like some dude's odd geocities site) are very minimal.
Early 2000s was a lot more tame. That when the search engine became a huge thing. But 90s internet was basically exactly what the dark web is now. Unless you know the site you werent going to be on it.
A lot of people downloaded pirated MP3s because they were sick and tired of getting screwed by the recording industry which was forever charging for the same music that customers had already paid for on vinyl, music cassette and CD. People didn't feel they were doing wrong or were hurting artists because they had paid for the music already a number of times over.
Also at the time 1 song was $0.99 So you could easily spend $1,000 just to have your favorite songs on your iPod. No fucking way am I paying that much for music.
Nostalgia, back when the maximum download speed i could get was 5kb per second downloading 700mb albums over the course of a week, putting those songs into my pirated GTA3 radio stations and wetting the bed. good ole days
i was born and raised outside the US so i had no idea who bill clinton was and was SO confused every time i tried to download some music and heard some guy talking about having "sexual relations" lmao
Limewire was the only place where you could find a "Slipknot, Korn, SOAD, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace collab" when it was just a song by a band called Shattersphere.
“The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It’s by giving those people a service that’s better than what they’re receiving from the pirates.” - Gabe Newell
Honestly its beyond true. If you have an even half-decent legal alternative most people would just use that even if its paid for. Most people dont wanna go through the hassle of pirating especially if the quality of the stuff being pirated is worse. If you just put out a somewhat cheap easyish to use legal alternative people will go there but of course even the bare minimum is too much for most companies theyd rather just cry about it on twitter
My first Napster experience was my fresh out of uni 7th grade teacher showing the class how to steal music. I went to a school where the teachers were all fresh out of school and were getting their loans repaid by living in dorms above the classroom buildings. It was pretty awesome since all of our teachers were basically fuck up kids who would let us get away with all sorts of shit.
The Nakey Jakey success kit: One Gateway 2000 All in One Desktop Set with Tomb Raider pre-installed One Grey Yoga Ball One playstation with 3 Pizza Hut Demo disks One hot gamer boy All for the low, low price of one patreon subscription. ' Order now.
It was hilarious. Not to mention that the biggest MP3 pirate tool used today is TH-cam and it's online converters. If he mentioned that the video would be funnier.
i'm studying music industry in college right now and every class that talks abt the advent of P2P filesharing services and the pirating it created makes me think about this video. i've sent it to people for studying purposes and posted it on discussion boards. i love this video, mr. jakey. thank u.
You wouldn't download a car now would you... Pyro. Yeah You can't fucking fool me with that Asian profile name. I know you want a car... But please... Think about the nine year olds. Please.
Lol, I'd pay anything to return the internet to that time. Big lawless wasteland with like 30,000 people on it. Everyone was pretty much competent in computers and it felt like a big awesome club.
Gotta love how morally bankrupt the music industry is, even to this day. Let's protect the millionaire musicians by suing an individual student with bills and student debt for downloading an mp3.
What's funny is that a couple years after that I was a victim of Sony BMG's '12 free CDs if you only buy one' scam that eventually led to a massive class action lawsuit.
I had so many friends who would just hand me entire discs full of MP3s that I never used any of the download services. Even in 1997, I used to get them off of mIRC off of friends. One good friend of mine would just find whatever song I asked for and DCC it to me.
I worked in the music industry for quite some time, both as a performer and a sound engineer, I studied it and went on to continue my career in it. The pirates are NOT the issue, musicians make most of their money from merch, people who pirate and go on to like the band usually end up buying both merch and their music, supporting the artists, those who don't like it were never going to buy it anyway, it isn't a "lost sale", it was never going to BE a sale. I never cared if someone wanted to share my ripped music with their friends, all it meant for me was more ticket sales at the door, more cds being sold, more interest and spreading to more people. Why the FUCK would you choose to metallica your potential fan base. It's easy for them to wah wah about it because they're already there, they have made it. All they contributed to was smaller bands not getting as much attention. You wouldn't steal a car, but you would test drive it, and you might buy it, if it isn't for you then you don't buy it. Same fucking logic
All you have to do is google "Music industry revenue over time" and look at a graph. The revenue took a fucking nose dive as soon as illegal downloads became popular.
This is true but Ticketmaster has pretty much ensured that I will never go to a concert ever again because I simply cannot justify the cost. I need to find new ways to support the artists I enjoy.
When I was 13 (2007) my friend would download songs for my MP3 player (an RCA Pearl) from LimeWire. My MP3 player one day just stopped working and later on, I found that my MP3 player had been infected with some kinda virus.
Huh... Weird, I downloaded tons of stuff off all those old p2p services; and never had any kind of serious issues, anywhere, no viruses that didn't get filtered out by my regular scans. One thing I didn't do was download pirated software from Kazzaa or Limewire, because I didn't trust them.
i mean to be fair for a while Netflix was solving the piracy issue because they were the only main streaming service at the time. Now that there's like 7 main ones now, pirating is back to where we started
Steam takes 30% from each purchase while 10% - 15% would be more than reasonable but ok, 70% is probably still kinda good. But Spotify pays next to nothing back to the artist so fuck 'em, I'm gonna still buy CDs and merch to support my favorite bands. And yes, I know that with major labels bands won't see a dime from album sales until the invested amount gets back.
I was excited about a new NakeyJakey video, and then I was just blown away from all the nostalgia he threw at me at once! It really felt like I was back in 2004 supergluing my door shut so the FBI wouldn’t crash in
This guy made a video because of how funny he thought it was that you could download Limewire Pro with Limewire but that joke isn’t relevant anymore so he had to explain the history too
and it turned out infinite times better than any piece of entertainment ive ever made. the highlight of my filmography was a 10th grade government class powerpoint on martin van buren where i just dunked on him for 10 minutes for being a weird dutch leprechaun with a wife who's pet name for him was "the little magician". that was the whole powerpoint. i didnt know then and i dont know now about anything that he did while in office. because it doesnt matter . look at him. hes a fucking leprachaun swear to god and he ruled this country once,
Holy shit, my Limewire story is that as a young teen, I had downloaded it on my family's desktop to get some shitty music. Then a while later I happened to go to an anime/game convention in a different state that my friend invited me to, and I got sick while I was there, so I tried to call home multiple times while in tears and humiliating myself in front of everyone. The line was constantly busy, because it turns out my mom was on the phone with tech support trying to figure out why the computer had a shit ton of viruses. Therefore, my calls naturally never made it through. I ended up having to deal with it and I spent the night at my friend's house, sickness and all. And I now just convert youtube videos to MP3 files if I want music.
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10 hours ago?
Hey wait a minute these aren't feet
@@fn0va hes promoting his social media on his older stuff
why today? love you
when my mom found out I used limewire she acted like I was a hardened criminal.
then a week later she started using it
then all of our computers magically stopped working
then she blamed me
😂🤣😂🤣 yup. Same shit happened with my dad.
Oof
Fucking Karen smh
Yep that sounds about right for a mother.
daammnn
"You wouldn't download a car"
.
No, I would. I just can't.
Just use limewire pro or pirate bay, I'm pretty sure you'll find somethin.
Pirate bay the 3D printer model
IM GRAY this reply is good. I took a deep breath
Fr
Imagine someone downloading some 3D file of a car only to have a 2005 Suzuki Aerio show up in their driveway.
I’d love a 2005 Suzuki Aerio.
the amount of rewatch value in this video is insane
@@twat9954 No U
I rewatch this video so often
Bruuhh i agreee so much
i found this comment on my 3rd time around
Carlos Cardenas Holy fuck I was just thinking the same. I’ve seen it like 13 times
Fun fact: even though limewire was ordered to shutdown, the limewire software installed a backdoor for remote shutdown only in 2010, and that was like only a few weeks before the final software release. If you download 5.5.10 or earlier you can STILL use limewire because it’s p2p and there’s no way to police that
thought it broke a while back
Good! Fvck these soulless corporations and the government!!
@burp2019 after a while it will become incompatible, you'd still be able to use it on an older system but newer ones won't be able to run it
wtf? have to try this on a VM
"You wouldn't download a car"
Sounds like a challenge to me.
You're high if you think I ain't about to try and download a car!
In like 15-20 years, we’ll have 3D printers advanced enough to print out a whole car
*[laughs in Catch-A-Ride]*
Somebody already downloaded a car.
@@lemoncrypt2457 Was about the write that... i wouldnt wonder if you could download and print a working Bobby Car today
You look like I tried to download Chris Pratt through Limewire.
More like Andy from The Office.
That's just brilliant.
He bloody does
HAHAHA
Addy Dier from Park and Reration.
I'm currently illegally downloading this video through limewire
then you realized that you downloaded despacito 34 deluxe edition highly compressed 100% no virus proof
@@jemshad2016 despacito 34 so funny
FBI OPEN UP!
Ultrawins005 HAHA! 😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌 genuinely laughed
@@dymmmable thanks, im a dated epic gamer thats why
I still quote “YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A FUCKING CAR, WOULD YOU” every time I sit on a yoga ball.
lmao that's perfect
We would all download a car and a house wtf were they thinking.
Wouldn’t does not equal can’t ❤
Everything is gonna come full circle in the Metaverse. Pirates are gonna have a field day!
I have a bumper sticker that says “I downloaded this car”
It's a quote from an infomercial in a British sitcom called the IT crowd, look it up because that quote isn't even the funniest line in that bit
Opening up your freshly downloaded MP3 only to hear “I did not have sexual relations with that woman...” was the original RickRoll.
Oh my fucking Lord. I remember that. I soo remember that. Also my first foray into porn was through Lime Wire {dl what I thought was Ice age turnt out it wasn't}
Remember all those ads that claimed you won 10 million dollars? Good times. ; )
@@angelgjr1999 they're still around in some places
@@anustart2 🤣🤣
@@angelgjr1999 Oh GAWD yes 💀💀💀
Can't wait for the FBI to search these comments and bust all of us.
See you all in JakeyJail the Jequel
*bang bang* THIS IS RIAA, OPEN UP!
@@LoveMyUnusual Me running from my off white crt monitor: *AW SHIIT*
Us? See you in jail bud
i don,t steal music
@Mark Allen why if you do that your farivite artists will fail and you really dont have 6 dollas to but spotify so you can lisen to music i lisen to metal all the time on spotify
I'm shocked at how many one-liners, soundbites and phrases from this video are just etched into my brain and recollected on a daily basis.
@Victor Molina when Adam was like
"Everybody clap your hands"
And eve was like
"Stop it. What is happening. Cut it out"
Anarchy dude, GAMERS ARE THE GOVERNMENT!
"Farting and cumming" i constantly remember that and start laughing😂
Stop it 👏🏼 what is happening 👏🏼 cut it out 👏🏼
i used the virus on a trench coat analogy just yesterday
Lol, I worked at a construction company in their warehouse back in 2001. I downloaded Kazaa and started blindly downloading songs. I crashed their entire system and got laid off. What a great time in my life.....but it did teach me how malware can be hidden in regular files.
LOL
You could have just Googled that as well.
@@rainawareness1495Google was barely even a thing then.
1. Lollipop - Lil' Wayne.mp3
2. lollipop_little_wayne.mp4
3. LOLLIPOP_LILWAYNE.MP4
4. Lollypop - Lil - Wayne - mp4
5. Lick_me_like_a_lollipop_mp3
6. lollipop_ringtone_souja_boy.mp3
lollipop-lilwayne.exe File size: 1kb
Then you downloaded it and it was actually cp, haha good prank 👌 😂
blill wayne , tag:- Shoegaze
you forgot lol_waYne_-_LOLLipoop.exe
*_has my nigga my nigga flashbacks_*
You're 9 years younger than me and I feel like we had the same childhood. I don't get it.
It’s because I have 7 older siblings that exposed me to things I SHOULD NOT have seen
@@NakeyJakey can i have 7 older siblings too? :(
@NuvYou okay there young man, I was born in 1910. Get over here you young whippershnapper you don't know what it's like to eat soup out of a shoe and LIKE it
@@Meninx87 no. You can not
bruh you’re old af
"wow jakey jakey and jakey worked for me"
- every satisfied customer probably
Good to see ya Gus
Mood
I loved the podcast u guys done. Keep up the awsome work
I illegally download this video. Please don't tell the bus driver
wait, since when was there "top fan" like status marks on youtube comments?!
I was sued by NBC and actually was subpoenaed to appear in court in New York. NBC paid for my airfare so they could sue me!!! Lmfao. I actually took the free trip and just never went to the court hearing.... Thanks NBC for sending a 20 year old to and from New York for my first ever trip outside of Wisconsin!!!
jajajaja
Were the charges dropped after no attendance?
Nah 🧢
based
Paying to fly someone out so you can sue them is actually such a power move. Next level hate.
Limewire gave me a virus that opened and closed the cd drive
that's all it did forever
Darth Tiberius lol
chaotic nuetral
if that happened to me, joke's on the virus, i dont have a CD drive. im playing 4D chess over here.
Some men just want to watch the world burn.
That’s the evilest thing I could ever imagine
Ah yes, I remember my dad downloading all his music on Limewire, then whenever the computer got a virus, blaming it on me playing flash games.
My dad did the same thing, only with movies. He would have movies downloading for like 12 hours at a time, and then when it got a virus both he and my mom blamed me.
F
This is the most 2000's comment ever, I love it.
My mum wouldn't let me get a club penguin membership because she thought the website would steal her credit card details.
That's retarded, as the resident "tech expert" of my house my mom couldn't pull that on me
Remember when itunes sold 1 song for 1.50$, yeah thats why pirating took off
can’t believe i bought songs for a buck each what the fuck
@@emcanspell i bought yellow submarine 4 times back in 2010 because i didnt know how to transfer them onto my ipod
@@Fel1xF7W lol
well fuck i guess im the last one doing this
@Aled only for small indie musicians. They deserve it.
Music piracy is something I almost never actually think about. When I download a ROM or pirate a film, I at least remember "oh yeah, this is technically illegal. Whatever" but with music I don't even think of that 99% of the time.
It's natural for me to do it, I think there is no other way
why is chris pratt yelling at me about downloading illegal music?
You wouldn’t download a car
3/10 you tried
Crisp rat*
I got his comment to 665 likes. Somebody else, finish the job for me.
That's Yung Gravy
Currently watching a ripped copy of this playing on my nintendo 2DS
Fuckin normie, I'm watching on my unregistered hypercam for the leap pad
did somebody say A N I M A L C R O S S I N G N E W L E A F on my N I N T E N D O 3 D S ! ? ! ?
Did someone say the Nintendo-saving legendary console?
I'm watching this on my iPod shuffle while wearing airpods
@@danielmcneary3947has no taste, clearly
I love that limewire thought it's users would actually pay for a pro version.
"It's not like literally 100% of the people who use this service are somewhat internet-savvy and very much okay with piracy... Oh shit"
"Ahhhh, it's fine.
It's not like they can just download it through p2p..
Right guys?"
Same for the pro version of u torrent, you *can* "buy it" but you *can* also get a torrent for it and get it for free.
Saul Hernandez utorrent is adware and adware always = malware
Soooo...WinZip?
The "yoga ball over green screen" hosting is an absolute treat, I want every show to upgrade to this
When you download gangsters paradise but you get an Amish paradise
Both equally good
When you download gangsters paradise but you get a shitty sonic movie instead
@@disquo-veri Nice one haha
bobtheflyingserpent shitty great I think you mean
I tried to download gangster paradise, but I got the sonic movie instead.
To sum up the entire video in one sentence:
"You can get Limewire Pro with Limewire"
I'm still giggling over that! It's fucking hilarious!
@heatedvoltz Same... idk how that happens
But still watch it, its good for you.
I thought the brony community was deceased and then next thing you know I see this
Anita Hegerland I don’t spend much time on here to know it’s honestly more of a guilty pleasure exploring the interwebs and there are so many other things I could be doing on it... not gonna waste it looking for the answer to something so pointless
you forgot people searching everything with "free download" attached ahead of it
Lmao i use "320kbps" to have the album cover xD
@RaineTCG anti-virus would probably not let him get the music though
@RaineTCG imagine not installing Linux and worrying about viruses.
@Jøséph Āntöñ Sure, do that if you hate your ears
@@alazyprogrammer linux dgaf about malwares and thats the good thing it not spreads that easily xD
I remember when I was 10 years old and illegally downloaded Who Let The Dogs Out.
I felt so horrible like I had committed a felony.
You did. you gave them another listener. you hell spawn
So it was you. You let the dogs out. Why did you keep this from us for two decades?
3:00
"You can get Limewire pro with Limewire"
Now that's beautiful.
Meta just got more meta
It was true. I remember doing it.
inception all over again
except when you open it, it turns out to be chop suey by system of a down again
Reminds me of WinRar
NakeyJakey is the only channel on youtube who makes me feel cozy and warm just through a video
True dat
@King Rooster
link?
@King Rooster *We need the sauce my good man*
For real its the music man brings back muh childhood vibes.
Indeed
7:02 I first watched this video when it came out and the "im proud of you" still hits me today
I remember downloading Limewire Pro with Limewire and I too thought that was the funniest shit.
and it worked
Torrent μtorrent pro using μtorrent.
@@noonehere4332 dont use μtorrent
@@gamertygonl Wait what's wrong with μtorrent
? I use to use it often and it worked fine, but I haven't torrented anything in years.
@@Seflyx But what's funny is in a certain menu you can disable a few things that break its ability to show ads. Sometimes they slip through to a small degree, but it's been workin' for me.
You ever injected heroin?
You ever seen a NakeyJakey upload notification?
Kevin Maguire how about both at the same time?
Baby where have u been? 😍
No truer words
Very different, with heroin, you will be easily able to fuel your addiction, that is before it empty's your wallet
With Jakey there is no option of re-upping, theres no option to instantly relive the itch, creating a void .
Pure ecstasy
I miss the mid 90's - early 00's internet. It was such a weird place. No one really knew what to do with it, how to regulate it, or anything. It was this giant experiment with a "Enter At Your Own Risk" warning at the front door. Now the internet is sterile, safe and regulated; the odds of you stumbling on strange or obtuse things (like some dude's odd geocities site) are very minimal.
Thermalburn but what if i don’t wanna get a virus tho
@@Eeter26 yeah like, I don't want to stumble upon of CP accidentally just because I wanted to download some free COD points
It was the Wild West my dog
Its like the internet was a new, uncivilized land that had weird random things and tribes going on. Now the internet has been conquered and tamed.
Early 2000s was a lot more tame. That when the search engine became a huge thing. But 90s internet was basically exactly what the dark web is now. Unless you know the site you werent going to be on it.
A lot of people downloaded pirated MP3s because they were sick and tired of getting screwed by the recording industry which was forever charging for the same music that customers had already paid for on vinyl, music cassette and CD. People didn't feel they were doing wrong or were hurting artists because they had paid for the music already a number of times over.
Also at the time 1 song was $0.99
So you could easily spend $1,000 just to have your favorite songs on your iPod.
No fucking way am I paying that much for music.
“You wouldn’t download a car would you”
That left me with flashbacks
Definitely would download a car
Lil Nuggetz Official i love that trailer tho, before charlie and the chocolate factory or robots 😂
Nostalgia, back when the maximum download speed i could get was 5kb per second downloading 700mb albums over the course of a week, putting those songs into my pirated GTA3 radio stations and wetting the bed. good ole days
Great twist ending.
Oh the days of yelling at someone for picking up the phone 2 days into a 5 day download
@@jmow429 lol, i forgot about that. freaking dial-up man. kids these days have no idea of the struggles
Jesus Christ I didn't even know you could put songs in pirated games. Sounds like you had an awesome time discovering the internet
I'm currently give through that now. I have to wait 10 mins to watch 40 seconds of a video. And another 5 mins for the video to load. lol
i was birthed the day napster died
i now know my true purpose in life
@@SpoilerAlert__ chill
You are a reincarnation of napster
I was birthed the day the twin towers fell no joke but I have found a purpose in life and its hit my bong and watch nakeyjakey videos
@@optickillcamzxx A true man.
Aidan Matson lol😂😂😂😂
i was born and raised outside the US so i had no idea who bill clinton was and was SO confused every time i tried to download some music and heard some guy talking about having "sexual relations" lmao
Limewire was the only place where you could find a "Slipknot, Korn, SOAD, Linkin Park, Three Days Grace collab" when it was just a song by a band called Shattersphere.
I had that......
yea and any parody song no matter what was Weird Al
What song is it?
@@AzureKite619 Faithless - by Shattersphere
For years, and thanks to Limewire, I thought "Foo Fighters" wrote "Kung Fu Fighting". Welp
😂😂
inika3 they actually did do a cover of it though! Haha I downloaded that too
“The easiest way to stop piracy is not by putting antipiracy technology to work. It’s by giving those people a service that’s better than what they’re receiving from the pirates.”
- Gabe Newell
free games never get pirated
Honestly its beyond true. If you have an even half-decent legal alternative most people would just use that even if its paid for. Most people dont wanna go through the hassle of pirating especially if the quality of the stuff being pirated is worse. If you just put out a somewhat cheap easyish to use legal alternative people will go there but of course even the bare minimum is too much for most companies theyd rather just cry about it on twitter
Yeah that's why I think music piracy has died down. I would still like an option for offline MP3 players.
@@vedaryan334 i download music from yoitube, i am not sure if thats illegal
@@Narko_Marko yeah it's still piracy but I feel like most people don't realize that
My first Napster experience was my fresh out of uni 7th grade teacher showing the class how to steal music. I went to a school where the teachers were all fresh out of school and were getting their loans repaid by living in dorms above the classroom buildings. It was pretty awesome since all of our teachers were basically fuck up kids who would let us get away with all sorts of shit.
The nakey jakey setup consists of one excercise ball, one green screen and one hot boi. I want to to do it.
Sebastian Alba you can do anything as long as you believe your self
@@Chris-iq5pr thanks dad
I also want to do Nakey Jakey, but we all can’t always have what we want
@@znub206 woah man get in line
The Nakey Jakey success kit:
One Gateway 2000 All in One Desktop Set with Tomb Raider pre-installed
One Grey Yoga Ball
One playstation with 3 Pizza Hut Demo disks
One hot gamer boy
All for the low, low price of one patreon subscription. '
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I guess you finally remembered your TH-cam password
Damn my dude
@@tarstarkusz You clearly were not alive for these times. Because this brings up so much nostalgia.
@@sadmeat8937 yikes no that was cringy
+Rubber... Of course I was. I was already an adult.
YOU WOULDN’T DOWNLOAD A FUCKING PASSWORD WOULD YOU
Never go for that long ever again you goddam hotboy.
I missed you...
arreh it’s ok baby chicken
"YOU WOULDN"T DOWNLOAD A FUCKING CAR, WOULD YOU!" that shit always get me
This feels sketchy. I'll get mom to watch this first.
Good lad
Pirates of the Caribbean theme starts playing
I legitimately used this video to write a paper. Thank you, and dog bless.
dog bless or god bless lmfaofaooo 😭
@@manahilmanahil9734 you must be new here
@@manahilmanahil9734 in a sense, both
Did you have to cite your sources? Lol
@@cayleece7890 wym lmao
Music industry:
Napster: I'm 'bout to end this man's whole career.
*men's would be more appropriate.
Music industry: [Does shitty practices and overcharges for albums]
RIAA: I'm about to end this Napster's whole wallet
@@ArcYT
You ruined it.
You ruined it and I'm leaving.
@@Mister_BIack that's what i do, any time
I do think that treating streaming services as a "happy ending" to the story kind of understates the fuckery that is DRM locking
Can we just stop and acknowledge Jakey's moves at 11:15.
God that was fucking sick
Jakey did not have to go that HARD
Give us the green screen Jakey!
*golf claps
Nacob Jacob dispensing wisdom from his semi-transparent floating orb.
this is legitimately one of the funniest videos on the internet
It was hilarious. Not to mention that the biggest MP3 pirate tool used today is TH-cam and it's online converters. If he mentioned that the video would be funnier.
@@scrittle the funny part is Jakey and his delivery, not the completeness of the video
This is proving to me how different tastes in humor can be, I laughed twice and it was only when mario sound effects were played lmao
I legit had to stop eating because I nearly choked from laughing in the first few minutes
Tru
i'm studying music industry in college right now and every class that talks abt the advent of P2P filesharing services and the pirating it created makes me think about this video. i've sent it to people for studying purposes and posted it on discussion boards. i love this video, mr. jakey. thank u.
"You can get Limewire Pro, with Limewire."
Wait, that's illegal.
No shit sherlock. So is using Limewire.
@Nick Gure r/woooosh
All of you idiots, r/ihavereddit.
@@swapnildhruvbose8492 to you my sir, r/ihavereddittoo
@@Acc_-rh8tx smh, r/SubsIFellFor
Dr. Dre: *makes songs about being gangsters and stealing shit*
A 12 year old: *downloads his songs without paying it*
Dr. Dre: You can’t do that
- Wait that's illegal
name one song by Dr Dre where he makes a song about stealing shit
Vipers and hypocrites lol
@@skeevyguagacongas4973 Guilty Conscience for one 🤷♂️
Dre: "F da police!!"
*also Dre*
Dre: "Hey police they stealin do somethin!!"
"You can get Limewire pro with Limewire. "
Famous last words.
Haha?
Funny thing is I once downloaded utorrent pro with utorrent LOL
You wouldn't download a car now would you...
Pyro.
Yeah
You can't fucking fool me with that Asian profile name.
I know you want a car...
But please... Think about the nine year olds.
Please.
@@aliteralhorse5023 You wouldn't download a horse, would you?
What a nostalgia trip. My “good friend” got really good at reinstalling Windows on “his” pc probably leading to “his” eventual IT career.
The best part of limewire was my mom would do it for me and pick songs for me. I had no idea what I was listening to
Johnny Johnny Yes Papa
U just incriminated ur mother
@@surfexcel9178 oh well
@@surfexcel9178 Statute of limitations.
thats what happened when i got an mp3 player in 2009
News: Limewire inc. sues Limewire inc. on behalf of Limewire inc. on charges of copyright infringement.
OH SWEET MEMORIES
oh i meant to type nightmares
eminem - stan.mp3
@CircleToonsHD IS rhe demonitozation man pin avalable
I just came from you sonic video 😂🤣
Hey I loved your new video today
Lol, I'd pay anything to return the internet to that time. Big lawless wasteland with like 30,000 people on it. Everyone was pretty much competent in computers and it felt like a big awesome club.
Gotta love how morally bankrupt the music industry is, even to this day. Let's protect the millionaire musicians by suing an individual student with bills and student debt for downloading an mp3.
Please make a shirt that says "you can get limewire pro on limewire"
Gay Bowser sure thing, mina 💓
I died when he said...
*GAMERS ARE THE GOVERNMENT*
Some greedy company destroyed a womans life for downloading 24 songs?
What's funny is that a couple years after that I was a victim of Sony BMG's '12 free CDs if you only buy one' scam that eventually led to a massive class action lawsuit.
woman's*
NeverMindGaming Good citizen should question the law, not blindly follow it.
Sosik007 try saying that to a german
@TuxKat
Never heard of the Beer Hall Putsch? :P
I had so many friends who would just hand me entire discs full of MP3s that I never used any of the download services. Even in 1997, I used to get them off of mIRC off of friends. One good friend of mine would just find whatever song I asked for and DCC it to me.
I worked in the music industry for quite some time, both as a performer and a sound engineer, I studied it and went on to continue my career in it. The pirates are NOT the issue, musicians make most of their money from merch, people who pirate and go on to like the band usually end up buying both merch and their music, supporting the artists, those who don't like it were never going to buy it anyway, it isn't a "lost sale", it was never going to BE a sale.
I never cared if someone wanted to share my ripped music with their friends, all it meant for me was more ticket sales at the door, more cds being sold, more interest and spreading to more people. Why the FUCK would you choose to metallica your potential fan base. It's easy for them to wah wah about it because they're already there, they have made it. All they contributed to was smaller bands not getting as much attention.
You wouldn't steal a car, but you would test drive it, and you might buy it, if it isn't for you then you don't buy it. Same fucking logic
thats true, also if you download the album and you like it, your likely to buy the cd (at the time) for better quality...well at least for me anyways
THANK YOU
Solid comment 👍
All you have to do is google "Music industry revenue over time" and look at a graph. The revenue took a fucking nose dive as soon as illegal downloads became popular.
This is true but Ticketmaster has pretty much ensured that I will never go to a concert ever again because I simply cannot justify the cost. I need to find new ways to support the artists I enjoy.
How do I marry this funny homeless man
Visit his dumpster and ask him on a date
@@flaw_1830 Local Dumpster Flooded with Loving Suiters: Homeless Man Blushes
@@secretname3897 How do you know?
@@herosoulsh2357 I am one of the suiters witnessing the blushing with mine own eyes
@@secretname3897 well ... You sounds confusing lol
I don't know how this guy got into my recommendations list but thanks TH-cam
Same! An unexpected but pleasant surprise.
@@angelicMisha Mamamia 19 likes is this what it means to have that YT money? also yes. i like this surprise.
@@anynomosghost Sometimes the algorythm is good to us mortals.
Sometimes
@anynomosghost Was wondering the same , something doesn't feel right
@@anynomosghost me too
When I was 13 (2007) my friend would download songs for my MP3 player (an RCA Pearl) from LimeWire. My MP3 player one day just stopped working and later on, I found that my MP3 player had been infected with some kinda virus.
Huh... Weird, I downloaded tons of stuff off all those old p2p services; and never had any kind of serious issues, anywhere, no viruses that didn't get filtered out by my regular scans.
One thing I didn't do was download pirated software from Kazzaa or Limewire, because I didn't trust them.
that happened to my dads mp3, when i tried to disinfect it using my computer it crashed the VM
"...I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN!"
- Greatest LimeWire troll
singular. not plural.
@@vas9179 Didn't notice the typo, thanks ;)
ifreeclub.com
swanclipper pretty sure Clinton said “relations” but I could be wrong
7:18
I never knew a boy sitting on a gymnastics ball could be so damn entertaining.
I illegally download this video so I could watch it for free
*RIAAA WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION*
It's already free, dumbass
@@gladedextrose9898 Booooooo
@@gladedextrose9898 thats the joke
What P2P did you use? Not seeing it on my www.piratebay.zdu search re-uptake list.
I've watched this so many times and shared it with so many people. This is tip top editing, script and the perfect edge of nostalgia
Intentionally giving your computer AIDS so that you could have a 640 x 480 Dragon Ball Z desktop wallpaper in 2 hours. I remember those days well.
You look more and more like low-budget Chris Pratt every time i see you.
Just wait until he becomes high-budget Chris Pratt
clean shaven I've always thought Jakey is a modern day John Denver
Chris Pratt is a low-budget Jakey
Holy fuck I was just going to post a comment saying he looks like a discount Chris Pratt.
Jakey has hella more quality tho
like paul rudd and chris pratt together
Dog fucking bless I missed this channel so much dude. Keep up the good work jakey jakey and jakey.
Attourneys at law
“You wouldn’t download a fucking car would you”
Me: *23gb file titled “Mitsubishi” hits my download folder* 😐
Jake talkin' 'bout what was basically sharing drug needles with the internet. Good shit.
yeah youtube hook me up with that FLVTO.biz yeah thats the good shit
But they are so old that all the STD’s have all died out.
Ain’t fresh, imma bail out
what's life without a little danger from time to time? :DD
@@notgray88 heck yeah!
That is the most accurate description
"You wouldn't download a car"
Hell yeah I would, copyright is a scam
I wonder how long it'll be before someone 3D prints a car, for real.
The thing is, copyright being a lifetime and 70 years is ridiculous
@NeverMindGaming VR already showed we would
*YOU* *DON’T* *GOT* *THE* *COPY* *RICE*
The only way to beat piracy is to offer a better product (Spotify for music, Steam for games). Time to do the same with movies.
i mean to be fair for a while Netflix was solving the piracy issue because they were the only main streaming service at the time. Now that there's like 7 main ones now, pirating is back to where we started
Not necessarily a better product, but a more _convenient_ way to get it is how you beat piracy.
@nasolem wdym?
Steam takes 30% from each purchase while 10% - 15% would be more than reasonable but ok, 70% is probably still kinda good. But Spotify pays next to nothing back to the artist so fuck 'em, I'm gonna still buy CDs and merch to support my favorite bands. And yes, I know that with major labels bands won't see a dime from album sales until the invested amount gets back.
steam doesn't really do much, pirating is still totally worth it especially if you have a slow internet connection and are downloading repacks.
ahhh yes, this takes me back. I was around 14 when I used to illegally download music. I loved it.
"You wouldn't download a car would you."
*Has Forza Five on the computer*
The FBI should be at my door any minute now
Funny. Not.
@@godishakira Yep the face of the person I expected a comment like that would have
@@lakamokolaka yea it's actually the face I made irl after reading such a lame comment, like seriously.
@@godishakira So your a 13 year old anime girl?
Nooo FBI just came and wanted to talk to me😧
"You could just download limewire pro, with limewire" Lmao i remember this but hearing him say had me rolling
you played yourself
My buddy did this..
It's not only how he says it, but the addition of the specific segment of the Mario music backing it up that seals the deal. Absolutely hilarious.
Jakey, we miss you.
Upload another video soon?
Dog bless.
Austin Hansen Yeah, hope he is alright
He's working on his album, so get hyped
probablyabott boi thats not a video
@@gus251 Its something atleast
He's back!!
I got into torrenting recently and was reminded of your video. I hope you're doing okay and keeping safe, it's been hard times lately
If only you could get spotify premium from spotify.
I wish
Spotify isn't available my country so i use a modded apk and a VPN to access it.. Er and premium version
Dancing Bread Bruh that update really was retarded😂
Harmanify you mean Tutu?
try tweakbox :)
I bet the entire soundtrack for this video was downloaded from Limewire.
Nah, it’s only on Limewire Pro.
But that doesn't make any sense! Limewire was shutted down in the two thousands of ten!
Nothing like limewire bricking my computer for trying to get System of a Down on an mp3 player for my sister. Ah. Memories.
Nothing like limewire downloading child porn when trying to get Barbie Girl by Aqua on an mp3 player for my sister. Ah. Memories
nothing like limewire confusing my child porn with brabie girl by aqua and uploading it to 10000 people
I got damn lucky no viruses when I dipped my toes in the limewire pool
David Jonston is your sister single tell her Chicago open air is on the 18th I’ll totally plow to Suite-Pee if she wants
@@johnontibero9248 that's what you think
5:11
So basically you get something even better.
You wouldn't steal a car.
You wouldn't steal a purse.
Is this a bet?
do it
Alec C you won’t do it, pussy
Be Gay Do Crime
´´Society is a lie,Anarchy dude,gamers are the goverment.``
I am going to tatoo this on my chest.
I was excited about a new NakeyJakey video, and then I was just blown away from all the nostalgia he threw at me at once! It really felt like I was back in 2004 supergluing my door shut so the FBI wouldn’t crash in
*FBI OPEN UP*
I grew up in the countryside so i missed a lot of these internet and video game things but i love history and your channel is full of it!
This guy made a video because of how funny he thought it was that you could download Limewire Pro with Limewire but that joke isn’t relevant anymore so he had to explain the history too
and it turned out infinite times better than any piece of entertainment ive ever made. the highlight of my filmography was a 10th grade government class powerpoint on martin van buren where i just dunked on him for 10 minutes for being a weird dutch leprechaun with a wife who's pet name for him was "the little magician". that was the whole powerpoint. i didnt know then and i dont know now about anything that he did while in office. because it doesnt matter . look at him. hes a fucking leprachaun swear to god and he ruled this country once,
Lmao
And I was thoroughly entertained
shit that was the first thing we'd do with limewire
Holy shit, my Limewire story is that as a young teen, I had downloaded it on my family's desktop to get some shitty music. Then a while later I happened to go to an anime/game convention in a different state that my friend invited me to, and I got sick while I was there, so I tried to call home multiple times while in tears and humiliating myself in front of everyone. The line was constantly busy, because it turns out my mom was on the phone with tech support trying to figure out why the computer had a shit ton of viruses. Therefore, my calls naturally never made it through.
I ended up having to deal with it and I spent the night at my friend's house, sickness and all. And I now just convert youtube videos to MP3 files if I want music.
holy shit
how do you convert youtube videos to mp3 files
F
DONT PUT 20!billion PARAGRAPHS
@@kingdomofhagerville *2
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR WOULD YOU
S I C K T R I K Z that shit had me dying xD
I read this as he said it 😂😂
@S I C K T R I K Z I would.
would if i could.
4:14 That's like... hundreds of thousands into student debt