Seducing A Plumber
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Excerpt from A Plumber | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #249
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I found myself mad at this guy for not laying pipe.
Yea, if u dont have the courage to lay it down, then u shouldnt have the rights to tell the story for the following 20 years!😬
@@barryadcox2710 exactly bro. It's a non story.
He’s a baby back bishhhhh
He probably did but talking about it would ruin his professional image.
Y'all are some mental midgets for saying he shoulda smashed. He could've lost his job for sure. And then he's jobless over a piece of ass. Idiots.
Theo’s getting all the details right for that nocturnal bust. Stay strong brother. Gang shit onward
Hi 👋 I’m a mom, into comedy and also talks like a dude sometimes too 😂
Lmao don’t see that often so I’m stopping to say hello
@@brittney6396 lmao thats a dudes name
@@rrai- hahahahah so I am alone
@@brittney6396 no youre not! join the this past weekend group on facebook, theres tons of beautiful ladies that talk like theo
@@rrai- not on Facebook but I believe you :)
Theo finna bust just listening to the story.
That nocturnal bust
Bruh “oh yeah” “ooh yeah” “ooohh yyeeaaahhh”
“Finna” ??. C’mon
I can't blame the guy, he abstains from pleasuring himself and casual sex.
“Who cares what anybody’s body is like in the morning” 😂😂😂💀
He must have been older than 25.
Under 25 single dude nails her every time.
💯
this had “welcome to the world of AIDS” all over it
Or hes just not a simp
nah i’m here to work. I don’t feel like having sex before or after fixing someone pipe. especially after a septic tank cleaning.
Theo is the man at making an average joe into the most interesting person ever lol gang gang baby
The dude's just an interesting dude
“Good day mate” “I don’t think they say that in South Africa” 😂😂😂
That was hilarious.
We don't 🤣
Interviewing a plumber is different, I enjoyed this.
as someone who's folks were almost all plumbers I really enjoyed this and never thought i'd see the day i'd see anyone care about interviewing a plumber lmaoo glad to see people enjoyed it
Theo starts rubbing one out@1:22
😂😂😂i seen that shit
And finishes @346
This guy might be Paul Rudd’s bald brother.
Hahaha good one
The mannerisms are on point!
So weird
@@billyrosewood2090 he got the eyes too
I'm an AC tech and have a similar story but I had a moment of weakness. It happens a lot.
a moment of weakness i laughed out loud 💀
How can it turn bad?
best plumber recruiting video ever
“Who cares what someone’s body looks like in the morning..”
-Theo
GANG GANG
This happened multiple times to a co-worker of mine. He was a meter reader for the city water department and had a number of women try to renegotiate their water bills by bumping body parts. I worked for the sewer department and NOBODY wanted to hit on me....
I can't imagine why. LOL
Rejection can drive a nut into false accusations too.
He's full of it. He just doesn't want to get in trouble at work. You know he laid that pipe down
What a beautiful bald man
Lol
You mean " What IS a beautiful bald man?"
“Was it rap music?” I like to imagine it was Theo. Gang gang
Theo looks like he woke up confused somewhere today
Theo was blending in or I’m too stoned. Thought he was a simpsons character the whole time
😂
people shit on tradespeople now days. but this dude is a solid example of how most people are out here just trying to get by making an honest living
I love how Theo has random people on his podcast
I love how
I’m a plumber and I feel like there’s 2 types of guys.
Clueless dudes who are idiots about when they’re being hit on (me)
And guys that take any nicety as being hit on (my boss)
Most men take kindness as flirting.
Dont fuk where u clean shiit. Theo 2024
I had a similar situation while installing cable. Woman said I'm going to take a shower while you do the install. Then proceeded to walk across the hall naked and left the door open while she showered.
That can’t be the end bro
@@chris_redd2453 like this dude said, I was there to do a job not to hook up with some sloot
Those glasses remind me of if Theo was a beaver, and he just found a pair of shades while building a dam
Who else looked at the picture and thought “Joe Rogan?”
Just you!!
@@tyet8895 i thought it was joe rogan for about 2 seconds
2:40 “OOooHH Ooh YEahh”
The company I work for has a two man on the site policy for shit like this, also had people accuse us of stealing but with two guys it keeps everyone honest.
"I think I need a fucking plumber in my head" 🤣😂
" I need a plumber in my head" hahaha
Thoses glasses look like they are remodeling your face. They look like they know you at a core level.
“G’day mate”😂
Ive been a plumber for the last 8 years. Ive had 5-6 occasions where women were touching me or coming on very strong to me straight up asking for it. It does happen to a handful of us but not all of us.
This some Letters to Penthouse silliness. Check the archives
Don't do it! He's right! It happened to me when I was young and cute and handsome building a deck. Basically it ruined my life! Now that I'm old and ugly I have no regrets.hahaha!!
Share the story?
Leaving a comment to hear this story
Yo let’s hear the story bro
Lets go dude we need to know im makin popcorn
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So I'm becoming a plumber guys....
Wait a minute.
I've seen those movies where the plumber/pool guy/pizza delivery man meets those friendly ladies.
Did they all get sued?!?
Come on tho bro the customers always right
Tells are rife with this guy, but Theo such a nice guy he's lapping it up
Love the outro song!!
someone: mentions south africa
me: 🙂🙂🙂🙂🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
I was in that situation as a carpenter and now i'm marring that crazy woman lol
Don’t talk, put your head on my shoulderrrrs
I’m not saying this didn’t happened but I will say that men often think you’re coming onto them when you’re most definitely not lol
if your shirt is see through and you have no pants or underwear on, men will just assume you have a bad relationship with your father.
If you were trying to be nice you should have given her some.
I worked as a service plumber for a short time and that shit happens a lot . I don't know what it is , but some women seem to have a plumber fetish .
The real worry is the husband finding out
Wtf theo glasses with no lens for real dawg?
South African gang where you at? Now we know where all our honeys are disappearing to... Africa sends it's love Theo. Come visit us. Gang gang.
Gang ☉
What’s up mate
Is Theo wearing glasses without any lenses?
Good day mate
I used to install internet. There are a lot of stay at home whores. Poor husband out working have no clue
Fuck my med degree, imma be a plumber
Say no to crack! Love ya Theo
Why is that table to fvckin large
Where was the karaoke machine :))))
im buying a plunger
He kinda looks like Paul Rudd
I love the theme song m8. Goodaye
Today I found out I wanted to be a plumber.
Aye man! What's the song at the end of the video?
Dont buy your meat the same place you buy your bread.
Bad customer service
Idk why this guy reminds me of Mike Judge
Probaly didn’t happen
Well, just gonna take the money, sorry mam
Gotta record it. Lol
U cant remember the song? Yea MF'ing right.
Did she have sunglasses on 😂
She probably smelled like violence and tattoos.
GangGang bust bust
Theo 💀
Is this Joe the Plumber?
Damn booooy !
Why does Theo have Brandon's glasses on? Brandon literally just wore those on the King and Sting episode , or Theo bought some to copy him. Ether way, its gay.
Thought Theo was gonna spit some game to this bald fella
So , you were single and this woman was on fire. Man, ur ex boyfriend musta done a number on you.
15 yrs ago from 2020 when this was posted. Thats 2005 their def was flip phones and nokias. I want to believe this guy but really? I guess hes more believable since hes saying he didnt bone
Dam Idk what I would do lol. Nice story
Guy is a bozzoo
relax sean lawless
If your tryna preach sobriety and clean living stop obsessing with dirty stuff
Dude stfu Theo ain’t promoting shit he’s just doing what’s best for him.
0:05 , bs, half the service calls are insurance.
Ive had a big black dude in his boxers n a wife beater. Does tht count.
He wasnt trying to give it up. He was sleepinh
Sorry I thought it was Rogan haha
Story wild have been so much better if...
What’s up Theo? Thanks for your contact I appreciate it and you’ve helped me out more than you know...
if the genders were switched it’d be a different story
Theo looks like the only person that wants to be steve urkle
Matt from australia here theo send us a messsge I’d love too have a chat man been watching my guy since 2014 you’re one milky apple home slice
Jesus dude he doesn’t care about us aussies lmao
This didn't happen, btw.
troof.. Epstein didn't kill himself.
definitely happened, as someone who's been both a pizza guy and a plumber if you're an attractive dude you will get a few of these stories but maybe your skepticism says something about yourself Corey
piping hot delivery..
Sorry bro even if it was true I do not believe this stories
**Gay Plumber
Stop with BS story, yoou a non issue, been there many times
I remember working as with IT-tec in Stockholm Sweden.
I was gonna go to peoples places to put this wrist-armband kind of shit,
you know so the ambulance is gonna show up if something is going south.
One day i came to this nice really house and ring the bell.
This old somewhere around 60-65 year old woman opend the door with very nice cloths and had red lipstick on etc etc.
I was like holy cow, fuck man she is sexy for be that old, This kind of classic posh woman you only see in james bond movie.
I remember clearly thinking I want one of those when im old.
Suddenly i see her husband in the bedroom when just passing by,
He was put in like a hospital bed and he had this cover over his mouth for breathing and so on.
Looked like he was gonna pas any minute if i say so, he must have been 90 yr or so.
So i started install this stuff inside there house and she just went for me all the time,
she was flirting so much i dident know were to go dude.
Suddenly she took up a box of chocolate and took one peace out and came hug me form behind forcing the chocolate in my mouth and
laugh at the same time saying that im a good looking guy.
Her smell did hit me when she hug me, she smelled so got damn god,
i have never come a cross any woman smelling that fantastic, just mindblowing!
Im not in to older women but my di'k was about to break my uniform right now.
She dident see that i had a boner by staning with my back agains her,
I continue my work and we had an amazing talk at the same time.
Then she actually gave me the oppertunity to have sex,
she came close and whiper in my ear that she wanted som good genetic youth.
I still dident do it but i still regret it to this day.
Ps. At the door when leaving she gave me 1kg of the best most expensive Belgian chocolate when looked into my eyes saying that there is few of you good men left in these day.
I have a hard time believing those stories happened to him.
Awe, have your life experiences been so shallow up to this point that you simply just can't bring yourself to believe others for their own? Oh, muffin. Hang in there, it'll get better with time.
Once you get out more, you'll be surprised. People are trifling.
I was a fertilization tech for 9 years in a college town, I have plenty of stories like this. I met 3 of my girlfriends on the job. Just because it never happened to you doesn't mean it doesn't go on
@@chrisredfield6825, I'm assuming if you're that passionate about being condescending to others for expressing their opinion. I will also assume you believe the earth is flat and that you voted for Trump.
Yeah he's 100% full of shit. Not because something like this couldn't happen but because he is obviously someone telling a story that didn't happen to them.