Lol cocaine, go back watch their hands, eyes covered, excuses to be sweaty af, both known cocaine addicts... Riff takes the glasses off for a second and had saucers while staring into lights lol shouldn't even see a pupil hardly. Bet they raced to see who could finish a gram first, before going outside "playing sports" another gram throughout the show just edited out, and finished their an 8 ball each b4 the night was over.
fun fact: the distortion you see in the video is from pure unfiltered mullet radiation, thats what the glasses are for, and why its so hot in the room.
@@jakew1362FLAPPiN STRAiGHT BURBERRY BLACK BONNET, iN THE MERCEDES-BENZ COMET PAiNTED / HALF A TANK O DAT JiMMY DEAN GRAVY SAUSAGE, iLL EVEN EAT THE LABEL
I used to think riff was a joke. He’s one of the most intelligent guys in the industry. He’s so on point it’s crazy. The character he plays is perfectly crafted
@@TheRhino2719this isn’t him though, he’s 100% playing a character. If you see him in other interviews or even when he did the commercial for his Peach Panther album you can tell that he knows what he’s doing, more props to him man he’s a genius.
Riff Raff reconizes riff Raff;) gotta make urself or ya brake urself. One made a caracture and another make one to. Just one a little more understandable than the other. I let you choose which lmao.
Riff raff ain't kidding man. That is a multi million dollar mullet right there. When Theo said "the back of it looks like it on creatine" I choked on my vape and nearly died lmaooo
I hope they find this and nothing else about our history Lmao textbooks are going to have us looking like our whole species wore mullets with bandanas and wraparound shades
Theo Von is one of the pokemon you chose at the beginning of a pokemon game. Riff Raff is the 2nd evolution and Macho Man Randy Savage is the third evolution.
If the Macho man Randy Savage had sex and made babies with Chyna. Theo and Riff Raff's tag team name would be the WHITE CHYNA'S. they both have that same strip club, trailer park vibes
Dude, yes. Riff Raff's wrestling names are the best in the business. Riff Raff aka Aqua Berry Backfist aka Mr. Lamborghini Leg Lock aka Neon Fist. Someone give the man a pro wrestling contract
You can actually close your eyes and hear the Florida Follicle Fountain whistling. Two Titans of the Mullet meet and create the dark arts together. Priceless.
Exactly!! Everybody's got a special kind of story...Everybody finds a way to shine. It don't matter that you got not alot.So what? They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine, and together we'll be fine!
This guy Riff is a natural comedy genius (Riff helps me see what kind of funny people we will forever get to know and hang out with in Heaven one day!). He is like a "Theo Von" but multiplied by a million! Repent before your Maker, children, or H*ELL is waiting for your blind irrational wannabe a*sses (no harm intended) forever and ever....! "and do everything in love"-- The Holy Bible
@@taowaycamino4891 The idea of just chilling in Heaven listening to comedians brighten up our eternal lives sounds pretty great ngl. Hope it's all real but I'm doubtful
But he should have let it rock him like a hurricane n ride the no shame untamed mane hair sprayed side shave long back flyer than a plane flame aim claim to gain fame game
Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
You've made me laugh through very hard times thank you man.
Already seen this episode and I had to come back when it popped back up on my feed. I laugh like it was the first time hearing it.
This is one of my favorites, love u Theo .... my Boyyyyyy👊GanG GanG🤙 P.s. we need that pt.2
Lmao them boiz keyed up
Lately Riff lookin like he could use your help with those demons. Gang gang 🙏🏼🤙🏼
This is like watching a alligator and crocodile finally being able to converse with each other .
@mosaabtwice3999yeah 😂
Underrated comment
Bro this is fkin hilarious
This is fkin wild
Holy shit bro😂 that was too damn accurate
It's amazing how 2 men can talk for over an hour, and yet say absolutely nothing at all. Best podcast ever.
Lol irl
Lol cocaine, go back watch their hands, eyes covered, excuses to be sweaty af, both known cocaine addicts... Riff takes the glasses off for a second and had saucers while staring into lights lol shouldn't even see a pupil hardly. Bet they raced to see who could finish a gram first, before going outside "playing sports" another gram throughout the show just edited out, and finished their an 8 ball each b4 the night was over.
@@363.2McMasters what’s wrong with that sounds like a fucking awesome time
@@363.2McMasters sick fantasy bro
@@363.2McMasters lmmfao
fun fact:
the distortion you see in the video is from pure unfiltered mullet radiation, thats what the glasses are for, and why its so hot in the room.
Thank you this made me bust out laugh
🤯
Duuuude!
Lmao. I was going to say that they're recording inside a microwave oven, hence the eye protection.
Excellent observation
Riff Raff woke up one day and decided he is going to do whatever tf he wants for the rest of his life. Gotta respect it.
@@jakew1362FLAPPiN STRAiGHT BURBERRY BLACK BONNET, iN THE MERCEDES-BENZ COMET PAiNTED / HALF A TANK O DAT JiMMY DEAN GRAVY SAUSAGE, iLL EVEN EAT THE LABEL
Riff Raff is Theo Von's older brother that left home at 14
the way everyone should live
Theo Von interviews himself from the future
best fucking shit ever lol
lmao!
You win the comment section. 😂
👏👏
Came here to see this comment
Riff Raff is just Theo dipped in neon sauce
*sports gloss
🤣
Accurate
lean
Theo, still on cocaine.
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
George Lackman you beat me to it 😂😂
knowhutimean brother?
Sweat happens
George Lackman well fucking said
lmao
I used to think riff was a joke. He’s one of the most intelligent guys in the industry. He’s so on point it’s crazy. The character he plays is perfectly crafted
Hes not playing a character at all. That's him man, of course h steps it up when the cameras are on but you see him.
Naw man. Sometimes you just meet people who are straight up characters
If he was just now getting into rapping he’d be way more successful
@@TheRhino2719this isn’t him though, he’s 100% playing a character. If you see him in other interviews or even when he did the commercial for his Peach Panther album you can tell that he knows what he’s doing, more props to him man he’s a genius.
@@VLE-Grimacethis ain’t no character, they’re literally high af. The adults here know.
This is basically Theo interviewing his spirit animal
King of the Rats is his true spirit animal
or his Barber, Brutus the beefcake! King of the mullets/rat tails
This is the most accurate comment I've ever read
I always through Theo was the best of the quick random whit but Riff Killed it! "He's out here mulching mullets 😂"
Theyre twins
Theo Von interviews the voice inside of his head.
Best comment hands down
Ahahahah
Hahah😂😂
Holy shit this made me lol sumthin fierce
You can almost see Theo Von coming to terms with his reality.
They both understand each others comedy and it’s fucking glorious
This was great! They need to do
A song together!
This is the best!😃👍
Very glorious lmao
Like Bevis and Butthead if they were into Rap and cocaine ,,in there 30s.
David Dude, dude you hit the fuckin nail right on the head wit this one
I’ve never seen someone match theos energy so good
They both coked out
Nah someone needed to match riff raffs energy. Riffraff been around longer like l at least “popular”
They’re like the same person but from different realities
hahahaha
Ian Morey best comment so far brother😂😂
They both have very similar story's too
Lmao man i was upset to find this because. I swore they were the same 😂😂😂
It’s like when you select the same characters against each other in a duel, but they have different outfits.
"Like A Cheat Code In Double Dragon"
This comment needs more appreciation
Green Blanka vs Blue Blanka
Epic comment 😹😹😹😹
Irieana Medina qqq
It's like watching one actor play twins
Except it's good
Great articulation. So true.
Are we related?
Seth Greer probably twins
Personally i thought riff raff was playing a character named theo this whole time
I feel like Theo is the only dude to be able to make Riff stop and think and be like damn, this dudes words are slick lol
This will go down in history. If there is ever a time capsule to the farthest reaches of space, include this.
These two guys are born to do a podcast together.
Couple of watermelon water moccasins... 🍉 🐍gang^gang
@@glyph241 hahaha
These two guys where born together*
@@glyph241 well ya genetically they are
Meanwhile Theo is wasting his time with Brenda.
"You ever been to a ufc fight"
"Idk if ive ever been to a live one"
I love riff raff
pirkkala I caught that. But he said something like, "I've been to one, but not a live one."
Still made sense but could’ve been worded differently
As opposed to showing up to an old one.
He is low key theos buff clone.
Funniest part of the whole podcast
I probably could listen to a podcast with these 2 for like 13-14 hours in a row.
100 percent
E E u🎉😊
These two were literally made for each other.
Riff Raff reconizes riff Raff;) gotta make urself or ya brake urself. One made a caracture and another make one to. Just one a little more understandable than the other. I let you choose which lmao.
Real shit!!! They from the same family tree
Agree
im from californa but i done moved to texus my bad im dyselix in tha 4door mango lexus-------- tip toe lolololol
We Like The Echo Theo from Louisiana
"Im sweating like a sneeze stuck in a thick bitch" God damn that killed me.
Riff Raff was impressed you could tell
I had to rewind and see what I missed because I was laughing so hard, then he hit with the Icelandic stripper in a sun storm 😂
Riff lead him into it with the line with, "I'm sweatin' like a gesundheit"
Like an Icelandic stripper in a sun storm
Me too dude…I laughed and blew all my weed off the table
This is like an hour long conversational volleyball game where the ball never touches the ground
Like get to the the point of the story … but asking for an hour hahaha
Lmaoooo this is a hilarious analogy lol so true
Coked up thats why
Rofl
🏐
Riff raff ain't kidding man. That is a multi million dollar mullet right there. When Theo said "the back of it looks like it on creatine" I choked on my vape and nearly died lmaooo
Bro I laughed just from this recap can’t wait lmao
Weird seeing dudes who vape can deep trout
You choked on a penis?
Nearly? Shit, I'm writing this in Heaven. Not white Jesus Heaven, like the real one.
God damn bro. I wouldn't never say "I choked on my vape" out loud.
"Florida Follicle Fountain"
This guy is a genius with words
And alliteration lol
Luke Wilson I lost it there, showed all my roommates.
"I'm sweating like a damn gazoontite" "I'm sweating like a sneeze stuck in a thick bitch" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 these two together are comedic gold
gesundheit*
My sides were already hurting and then I fell out after this lmao 🤣💀💀
@@yourmumsahoe1 danke
yeah…YEAH!
@@PaulieV42 🤝
Texas has a conversation with Louisiana.
Bingo. That's exactly it. #FamilyReunion #BayouBoys
😎👍
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
This comment should be the title of the video.
“Sweatin like an Icelandic stripper stuck in a sun storm” is the funniest fucking line
Riff Raff needs to put that in a verse
Riff Raff is the older brother that shows up when you been picking on Theo Von too much.
This warmed my heart.
Theo is older.
Tom Segura better watch his back
Lean Nasty Pimp
Woah wtf?! Calm down bro.
Best comment
This is amazing. Like watching the same dude go back and forth with himself 😂
LOL right
This is better than Joe Rogan meets Roe Jogan
Best way to put it lol
When archaeologists find this relic in 10,000 years. They will understand how advanced we were
sweetXXXenloe yes
I hope they find this and nothing else about our history
Lmao textbooks are going to have us looking like our whole species wore mullets with bandanas and wraparound shades
And why we were reduced to said rubble. This is Peak Something...
“I got the big unit, Randy Johnson out there mulchin’ mullets” May just be the greatest sentence ever uttered. Bars.
"You look like if someone had a Cheat Code in Double Dragon" 🐉🐉 😂😂😂
Hahahahahahaha
Double dragon was the shit!
Fuck Abobo.
Pure fucking brilliance
That's thee best quote you heard from this?! Damn. Sheep.
Theo Von is one of the pokemon you chose at the beginning of a pokemon game. Riff Raff is the 2nd evolution and Macho Man Randy Savage is the third evolution.
Sooo machop, machoke, and machamp
Ohhhhh yeahhhhhh
Yeeeeeeeees!!!!!!
Underrated... snap into a slimjim
@@therealrosieodonnell1619 hehehehe lol 🤣genius!
"You ever been to a UFC fight?"
"Not a live one"
Yeaah wtff 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nigga I cant breath like whereee
Lmaooo I was like huhhhh😂
Bahahahahha this whole episode got me distraught 🤣
LMAO
Y’all got me laughing reading this
“What’s the point in having a mailbox if you don’t even get coupons anymore?”
I felt that shit.
Imagine trying to understand this with English as a second language
🤣🤣
Or even as a first language
Now what if it's your third language (it's me, english is my third lang)
@@prof.abderrahmane well YOU tell us dvmbazz lol
I’m struggling
This is like when you’re playing a fighting game with your friend and he picks the same character as you
Why is this comment so low?
But then you change the outfit color so you can tell the difference
@@jenset88 "But I don't like stock Ryu!"
Ahahaha. Well fucking done dude 👏
Bahahha
It's like watching Randy Savages long lost children reuniting
Oooooh yeahhhhhh
If the Macho man Randy Savage had sex and made babies with Chyna.
Theo and Riff Raff's tag team name would be the WHITE CHYNA'S.
they both have that same strip club, trailer park vibes
This is - so fucking accurate... I may or may not have shed a tear.
Grandkids
Dude, yes.
Riff Raff's wrestling names are the best in the business. Riff Raff aka Aqua Berry Backfist aka Mr. Lamborghini Leg Lock aka Neon Fist.
Someone give the man a pro wrestling contract
You can actually close your eyes and hear the Florida Follicle Fountain whistling. Two Titans of the Mullet meet and create the dark arts together. Priceless.
Damn riff raff can go toe to toe with theo vonn on the word play.
Teal tone lobster how could he not
Because Riff has been on this wave.
RealRuger.380 NastyNorth Riff Raff is at home here with the wordplay.
are you kidding bruh it's mf riff raff
FR
Riff Raff is just Theo Von from an alternate universe
Literallyyyyy like brothers lol
They're almost the same person from different states lol
Theo Von is Riff Raff from another reality you mean?
@@dirtabd and when they clash its pure gold and nonsense speak
Who knew I’d find you here hehe
This is the most natural conversation I've ever heard on TH-cam.
Ted Phillips yeah that’s exactly what I was thinking 🤙🏻
Haha
@@gagacrazy10 It's like they have same brain.
I feel like they are just putting together sentences and it's not really a conversation about anything 😂😂
"I'm sweating my ass off"
"My appetite just went away"
Lmao
The moment we’ve all been waiting for... meeting of the magnetic and majestic mullets
Nxt episode is Tom Segura!
It’s not a mullet it’s just European style!
Who’s who? 😄
Allot of nose itching lol
Had a cheat code for Double Dragon 🤣 startin Out the gate with them hitters
Line fucking dropped me. Good day sir
Riff Raff is what Theo Von evolves into if you catch him in Pokémon
That hitta sneakachu and riaboo boiiii
Lmfao
Only if you use a Thunder Stone
S Cheatle I was thinking a coke stone
@@TheKazuluka that meth stone
I’ve been alive for 36 years… and watched countless… no hundreds of interviews… but this is the greatest interview of all time.
This shit needs to happen again. I can’t believe they didn’t start their own show after this. This was one of the best podcasts ever. EVER
EVEEEERRRRR!!!
Dude this was lightning in a bottle. It’s a fucking shame they didn’t turn this into a regular thing
Dude I was literally just having this thought rewatching this episode!
We NEED part 2!
Brandon schaub happened smh
90% of this podcast was spent trying to one-up each other’s analogies
Timbo Slice exactly 😂😂
The other 10% blowing Cane...
On some dumb shit too, lol! xD
all i need
And it's beautiful
Cheat code for double dragon lmfao only Theo could come up wit this stuff
Or Riff Raff to be honest
It's like two jet skis talking to each other.
Funniest thing I’ve ever heard
Riff Raff is Theo Von, but if you've paid for the extra skins.
hahahahaha!
Legendary perspective my friend haha!
Quite possibly the truest statement I’ve ever read..
Day one pre-order bonus pack
“I got a friend that got hit by lightning... or like fell into a hole or something” like wtf Theo these are way different... I lost my shit 😂💀
17:10
I caught that
Hes talking about 3 different friends there
These two are the human embodiment of “Madlibs”
this is so accurate thank you
could never think of the word but yeah
Exactly!!
Everybody's got a special kind of story...Everybody finds a way to shine. It don't matter that you got not alot.So what?
They'll have theirs, you'll have yours, and I'll have mine, and together we'll be fine!
Crowtein I love that song
"I want that dirty soil, man, that alluvial"
Stuff like this is why Theo is one of the GOATs
" dripping more than an Icelandic stripper in the sun" 200 IQ comedy
Yeah....a sun storm lmfao
lmao anyone know what part this was at? I am trying to find it
Thought iceland band strip clubs 2010😂
The improv is no joke. Talk about feeding off of each other.
9m.9
"I got that florida follicle fountain back there"
- Riff Raff
I hadda pay $2,700 a month, I stayed there about 2 weeks!! 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Theo looks like he's about to snap into a Slim Jim...
Ooooooooohh! yeeeeaah! Dig it
Lmaoo
Hahahaha Nomar Garciaparra
He's snapping into the spice!
I feel like riff raff was taken aback by how similar theos riffing is to his.
hahahaha you can see this exact sentiment on his face at 6:10. it’s like that meme of cartoon spider-man pointing at cartoon spider-man
They were straight Stevie riff von ing
Its like talking to a kid you grew up with
Im in tears with these 2
He realized it was like looking in the mirror and talking to himself.
Finally someone who also is fluent in riff raff
Exactly!
i like how riff genuinely laughs at some of theo’s wordplay. they get each others style 😂
I love Theo. "remember the 80s?". Then says "remember stray animals?!" Like strays were only around in the 80s haha these two are the best together.
TWO MEMBER BERRIES
@@CHATOMARTINEZ93 I member
Riff also said Elvis in the 80s lmao
This guy Riff is a natural comedy genius (Riff helps me see what kind of funny people we will forever get to know and hang out with in Heaven one day!). He is like a "Theo Von" but multiplied by a million!
Repent before your Maker, children, or H*ELL is waiting for your blind irrational wannabe a*sses (no harm intended) forever and ever....!
"and do everything in love"-- The Holy Bible
@@taowaycamino4891 The idea of just chilling in Heaven listening to comedians brighten up our eternal lives sounds pretty great ngl. Hope it's all real but I'm doubtful
"remember back in the 80's when they had stray animals?" -theo von
yeah damn
No need to reminisce, head to a border town, theyre still kicking it, free as a gottdamn bird.
Haha
🤣🤣Hot fucking mess!! Adam Sandler already had a mullet yo! Wedding singer 😝
But he should have let it rock him like a hurricane n ride the no shame untamed mane hair sprayed side shave long back flyer than a plane flame aim claim to gain fame game
“Florida Follicle Fountain” is the perfect name for a mullet 😂😂 Riff Raff’s alliteration be funny af
🤣🤣🤣that’s gold
"Forest Fires are Friendly"
“The back panhandle”
Ape Drape
If he just pulled that out of his butt lol dudes a genius.
I am back again for my annual rewatch of Riff raff and Theo Von. I need more of these two together
You're due to run this interview back again.
This is by far one of the best things I’ve ever seen in my 33 years of existence
I don’t know half the shit they’re saying, but this is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my 28 years of existence.
38 year old here. Following everything they're saying. Nostalgia xtreme
Nathan Dufresne another 38 y/o checking in. Can confirm, heavy nostalgia
Theo with the glasses and bandana is amazing
JESSE JAMES 33 here. I concur
Theo-You ever been to a UFC fight
Riff-Not to a live one
What does that mean hahaha
Only watched it on TV. Never at the arena
He gets ufc fighters to reenact old fights
It means he's only seen them in exhibits at the museum, Mr. Raff is a savant, obviously.
Senior Sensi Finally someone said it!
cutrip GOAT comment.
"putting it in a Lamborghini Leg Lock"
🤣🤣🤣
Aquaberry backfist
Cerulean Suplex
Adam Sandler with a Mullet as Rambo
Theo is one of the few humans that can keep up with Riff one on one. Gold!
My favourite part of Theo von is when he breaks character and laughs at how stupid the convo is then comes back even harder with the most random shit
Timemark? Lol
@@tonywashere11 same for us in 2021 lol
@@tonywashere11 maybe he meant 34:45?
@@uncrxt STOP BREATHIN
Theo be n the fewture so much he Lafin at wat he’s finna say next
"I'm sweatin' like a damn Gesundheit" haha these boys are fkin hilarious
RIP Billy
Andelko Mesic these boys are fuckin funny as shit dog
what's a Gesundheit?
Sam Wh it’s “bless you” in German, before you ask...the whole German language sounds angry
After someone sneezes you say gesundheit.
@@mrSam3ooo Gesundheit actually means health, if u translate it literally. But it's also used as "bless u"
This is like the same dude from two different timelines hanging out
The rapper and the comedian finally meet
Lmfao bruh
Best conversation i ever listened to hands down
He said "what's the point of a mailbox, if you ain't gettin no damn coupons!" LoL 😂😂😂😂
At first I thought these guys were the same person and then realized theyr the same person
Haha
haaaaaaaaaaaa!!! fak, Haaaaaaaaaaa
Two brothers separated at birth and once again re-united to make this gdlk podcast!
The chemistry these 2 have is unbelievably great.!!
“I had a friend who got hit by lightning or fell into a hole or something” hahahahaahahah
Hahahahaha
Francis Coybig Hartson 88
LOL, I guess old Billy Conforto is just too well known at this point.
"you look like a cheat code character from double dragon" 😂😂😂😂
"Whose sister?"
"My friend Darren, you don't know him" lol
Gotta love that comment Afganistrands 😂😂😂 I’m dead man!!
This is like Fight Club except they're both the imaginary friend
Hahaha
Wait a damn minute.... Who am I? Am I tyler durden or Dan the man. Fuck man I'm having an identity crisis now
Gold sir
Let's get you on Comedy Central right this second.
The internet's will never have a comment like this ever again ...thank you sir that was funny
Theo and Riff Raff have a 2019 podcast that looks like a 1990 bootleg movie theater VHS tape with them scratch line hitters in the picture
Here for it all day
Riff: "Riff Rambo"
Theo: "Damn, who ya been fightin"
Riff: "Been fightin LIFE"..........
Shit had me rolling 2mins in.
he had me at Lamborghini Leg lock
HAHAAHAA SHIT HAD ME ROLLIN TOO BRUH HAHHAAAA NAWWW MEAN I BE FINNA LIT YA HEARD? Russ me dun
Bruh that shit hit different when riff say it lls
This needs to be a weekly pod, I could listen to these guys all day 10/10
You guys both looking like the goons you have to beat before you fight the real boss. 😂😂😂
Be Bop and Rock Steady lmao!!!
Accurate
The real boss is Macho Man
Joey Diaz is the final boss 🧡😂😂😂
Lol double dragon goons
I feel like im watching the “joe rogan meets joe rogan” video
Theo von interviews Veo thon
Veo thon vs raff riff
Sup
Chance Walton thank you
😂😂😂😂
Theo: You ever been to a UFC fight?
Riff Raff: I don't think I've been to a live one
🤣🤣🤣
What was funny?
Marius Normann the only other option of watching live is on tv just a funny corny joke
They are all live,lol
💀💀💀💀💀💀
riff raffs drip is hitting hard after every 3-4 sentences. lmfao
I thought I couldn't stand Riff Raff.
Dude is a hilarious genius.
We're right there with you. Can't judge a book by its cover I guess
The Dwight Mamba he’s come along way. Trust me haha
@@chancebriggs7556 Riff Raff has acted the same way he always has, what are you on about?
@@bitchfuckmeeee6873 facts
Riff Raff is low key smart
Looks like the only 2 cocaine enthusiasts that actually showed up to the facebook event
Hows timmy doing?
I laughed pretty damn hard at this.
Riff is defiantly on that Caine
Is Theo sober?? How???????
Nah man they sober, just a lot of real southern energy down there. Riff raff could be a comedian just two comedians goin at it enjoy
Rat king and The neon icon riff raff. Brothers from different mothers
true dat
Raff king and The theon icon
The VHS effect makes this video feel like a dream that I never want to wake up from
I made it through 36 mins and however many comments before landing on yours and realizing there was a vhs effect lmao.
THEO! PLEASE HAVE RIFF RAFF BACK ON YOUR PODCAST!!
I also want this
For real
Yeah, good call.
We need them to team up to form the hair bear cast n interview people together
I was gonna like this, but didnt want to ruin your already perfect number of likes.
Riff raff looks like he goes to house parties to steal PS4 remotes
Lol
And then shits in your dryer
Only the neon ones
I lol'ed
Lmfao
"Im dripping like an Icelandic stripper in a sun storm." - Theo Von
"Like a sneeze stuck in a thick bitch"
Sun storm kilt me hahaha
"Abraham Lincoln found cave dwelling"