Serious brother you are the funniest bloke on the net would love to meet U one day when we can come over there, my Roo isn't a good swimmer 😂😂😂 and you should do a shit load more poetry at the end of yr shows can't stop laughing fucken hilarious brother thank you
Hi!! I love you Theo!! up at 6am just havin' fun with my crippling anxiety and depression ....don't know what I'd do without stand-up and without Theo-there IS no comedy for me....gang gang fam✌🏽💚💚✌🏽
@@ModernGentleman I often describe myself as a Hillbilly! I love big trucks, big knives, big guns, and big tits! Although when I say that with my English accent its even funnier, haha. I was born in the wrong country.
I remember feeling sorry for Theo on Road Rules. His hair, clothes, awkwardness, he seemed uncared for. I hated the way he was treated by the cast. Wonder how they feel now, knowing he’s the only one the public cares for.
I used to hug my pillow all night pretending it was this girl I was in love with for years and I wrote notes to her and never gave them to her until it was too late. I will always love her deep down. I love you Thalia ❤
My mama's side is all scattered in Canada and Customs use to scare the shit out of me as a kid but once we made it over and my parents dropped me off for the summer to stay with my cousin's I knew it was gonna be lit!!! Tommy Nizbit was my first love there at 16,had to go back to Michigan where I live when summer ended, I never saw him again.*update* Tommy still lives in his parents basement and drinks his dad's beer... he's 44!!! True Story.
LOL!!!!!! Yea dude do the poem! I really wanna know if any of this helped cause It sure helped remind me there is still this human part of life ;) gang gang baby it's cold outside from Canada
sometimes, i think of the time before phone was here. or at least when it was just text and call. the real ones miss it. lets stay real in this confused world. stay real, and be awake :)
Hi from Victoria 🇨🇦 love you Theo you are my number 4 favorite sand up comedian of all time. 1: Patrice O'Neil 2: Bill Burr 3: Ryan Regan 4: ThEO VoN 5: Dave Chapelle -RIP Norm Mcdonald
bit.ly/theovonclips
Serious brother you are the funniest bloke on the net would love to meet U one day when we can come over there, my Roo isn't a good swimmer 😂😂😂 and you should do a shit load more poetry at the end of yr shows can't stop laughing fucken hilarious brother thank you
Hi!! I love you Theo!! up at 6am just havin' fun with my crippling anxiety and depression ....don't know what I'd do without stand-up and without Theo-there IS no comedy for me....gang gang fam✌🏽💚💚✌🏽
I doubt Theo checks these msgs but when you coming to Phoenix man?
@@gazpearce3700 I don’t know
I swear he starts most his sentences not knowing how they’re gonna end but he just rolls with it
yep that’s his schtick
Lmao
That's a Louisiana thing I bet Phil anselmo does the same thing my old man did that too
Oh for sure
I bet this comment is on literally every one of his videos
Theo's a poetic soul in a hillbilly's body.
And it works.
Nick, you look as much a hillbilly as Theo does 😄
@@ModernGentleman I often describe myself as a Hillbilly! I love big trucks, big knives, big guns, and big tits!
Although when I say that with my English accent its even funnier, haha. I was born in the wrong country.
🤣🤣🤣
His word play phenomenal. Like Mark Twain from the wrong side of the tracks.
I love that! He should use that sometime.
Other side. Nothing wrong about it
Mark Twang baby
"Snowmeo and Achew-liet" no one is quicker than Theo
That myth-amphetamine
That blanco uptop
He's clearly hacking at this stage, clearly hacking. Like an aimbot.
Theo really hit me deep with this tangent.
“ we don’t let the world work”
"No snowmo, but I think about Canada.. sometimes I'll just lay in bed and I'll just think about damn Canada bruh"
Theo´s imagination is kind of powerful
It's definitely on another level, I've never met anyone even remotely like him.
@@wingnutmcspazatron3957 agreed. hahaha just read ur name that's funny
I would watch a cartoon series based on his imagination
Theo needs to be a writer of sorts for an adult cartoon show, would be bananas
boy would never run out of content 😂😂 theo should roll w this
Holy fuck that’s a godly idea
Family guy
3:02 did he really just come up with that off the top of his head ? 😂😂😂
I don't know how, but Theo is the philosopher for our times.
I remember feeling sorry for Theo on Road Rules. His hair, clothes, awkwardness, he seemed uncared for. I hated the way he was treated by the cast. Wonder how they feel now, knowing he’s the only one the public cares for.
Haters are just pepper for the sauuuuuce 🔥🔥🔥
Gang gang baby
I've never heard of Road trip before this week. I've been following Theo for years.
@@ruanniemann2604 MTV Road Rules along time ago.
@@ModernGentleman I remember the time before MTV, and until recently I kinda thought they still had music videos 😁 I just didn't know about this show
He needs a radio talk show on gta6
For real. They could use any one of his podcasts on any gta 😄
Best idea of 2021
Underrated comment
I used to hug my pillow all night pretending it was this girl I was in love with for years and I wrote notes to her and never gave them to her until it was too late. I will always love her deep down. I love you Thalia ❤
You don't love Thalia, you love the ide of Thalia. The idea that you made up in your mind. One day, you'll meet another Thalia. I promise
Wild story bro. It’s not too late unless she’s dead. My fiancé is dead so it really is too late for me, but you may still have a chance
"You have to let the world play a role" thats shits heavy man.
Theo has the ability to make zero sense make sense somehow.
Hahaha, this right here. 👆🏼
Mixed in with the wackiness are some passages that are heartachingly beautiful
Needed every word of this today Theo. Gotta let the world work but also this is a time you can set yourself apart!
“I want that booty, but the air got diseases”
💀
"Hit her wit That word hammer" omg hahahahaha
Them mythamphetamines son😂😂
'Snowmeo and Aaa..chooo..liette'..., onward. This guy is BRILLIANT 💜
“Snowmeo and hachooliette” made me stop what I was doing and just say “wow” out loud lol
me too! i spilt my tea!
"This is a beautiful story and this is why I listen to this podcast" lol, what?
Hahahaha
LMAO
Beautiful soul
Sometimes it reminds him there’s still a human part of life
"We gotta bleach our creases"...... LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You warned us about this, and I still wasn't ready.
Oh man! First time viewer/listener! This is brilliant, and histerical. 😆😆😆❤️
Buckle up, youre in for one hell of a ride, onward.
Welcome to the matrix
Onward
Gang gang daddy
Gang Gang
“Not every relationship is come over here and let me look up your booty”!🤣🤣😭
Dang Gang.
Dude do not change this podcast it’s perfect. Continue doing what your doing thank you 🙏
“this is why i listen to this podcast” ❤️❤️❤️
That made 0 sense but was easily the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Ain’t no love better than some old school love #GangGang
This is actually a really beautiful video. Thank you Theo.
That word hammer!
Maybe I’m just high Theo but that was beautiful man
Yes 👌
This video made me sob and laugh so hard. I love your word hammer, Theo.
There’s no way he just came up with “Snowmeo and Achu-liet” on the fly like that 🤣🤣🤣💀
This is the most philosophically humorous description of our world today
"Not every relationship is.. come over here...let me look up your booty"
-Theo Von
"I was starting to wonder if i was spinning so fast i was just, you know, seein wieners."
Theo Von
Sleep soundly Theo Canada thinks of you too
GANG
"Snowmeo & He-chuliet"????!!!!!!😲
How in the world do you do that??!!
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣
Damn man, this hit hard... I remember those times.
"Sex Feet Away" lmfaaooooo
Theo you're quite the wise man. It would be so wonderful to spend a day hanging out and talking with you❤
This hit home. You have a way with words. It's beautiful. 🥹
Thanks for the Canada love. We love you back Theo ❤
Theo drops some truths and knowledge in a funny way on this segment
I don't think there could have been a more beautiful answer to this question
gang mane, what an awesome video. Thank you Salim and Theo
6:57 Just Katie
Screw that girl bro keep grinding for success you don’t want those problems
I can’t believe that guy didn’t say one thing the entire time he was talking hahaha
He pauses it homey 🤣
haha yeah its a recorded message...any listener can call and leave one for him!! gang gang 😂✌🏽😂
@@amandal4419 lmfao oh I thought it was an actual call in
@@janelwilliams9144 🤣🤣 dont mind me
He's a verbal GENIOUS
Ahem, Genius.
Theo’s first thought when thinking of something romantic to do: SCAVANGER HUNT!! 😂😂😂😂😂 the man is undefeated
I would totally fall for a scavenger hunt with Theo...dang that's romantic..
No snowmo
Amen brotha. Praise god!
he got sad at the end bc it ended up making sense lmaoooo
Sex Feet Away is a gem.
'if she was fat then good man, that just meant there was more of her, cuz I was in love with her' that is the sweetest thing I've ever heard
"The Textile of the Human Condition"...
The ties that bind us. Gang gang sir.
Christ Theo you could be a poet
Snowmeo and achooliet you have to be kidding me bro
Gang gang from Flawda
Gang gang, we in here!! FL
GANG GANG! Florida check-in
That sounded like Theo imitating Alex Jones imitating Dr Phil.
No snowmo. I spit out my drink.
😂😂
My mama's side is all scattered in Canada and Customs use to scare the shit out of me as a kid but once we made it over and my parents dropped me off for the summer to stay with my cousin's I knew it was gonna be lit!!! Tommy Nizbit was my first love there at 16,had to go back to Michigan where I live when summer ended, I never saw him again.*update* Tommy still lives in his parents basement and drinks his dad's beer... he's 44!!! True Story.
Damn he really in the basement 💀
@@brownjatt21 drinking daddies beer lol 😂
sending you love from Canada - onward...
People fall in love with the longing. But it’s true, love is pure.
It feels like Theo is on glue this entire clip
Did not expect this to be that deep. Very funny but unexpectedly deep.
This dude is off the chain lmao
love you Theo Von unique gentlemen !😊🐻
They got great fishing in Canada. A lot of bugs and insects and cold and snow up yonder!
“You kind of had to let the world play a role.” Man, that’s true. The world is different now. I don’t know if it’s for the better though.
Gang gang from Finland
Gang gang from North Carolina
Canada is good stuff brother
LOL!!!!!! Yea dude do the poem! I really wanna know if any of this helped cause It sure helped remind me there is still this human part of life ;) gang gang baby it's cold outside from Canada
SEX FEET AWAY LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO THAT POEM WAS ABSOLUTELY GANG LOL
Theo is so damn funny 🤣
sometimes, i think of the time before phone was here. or at least when it was just text and call. the real ones miss it. lets stay real in this confused world. stay real, and be awake :)
He is so sweet. This is what girls want in a man. Sweet and dirty at the same time.
Checking in from Rhode Island ...GangGANG
GANG SHIT PRAISE GOD MAN
“Snowmeo and Achooliet” Holy shit 😂😂 3:02
this is just extremely bueatiful
Theooooooo, so friggin sweeeeet
No Snowmo, fucker has me laughing 10 seconds in.
I was cackling at that lol!!
Dude I’m now just watching your videos and I like your thoughts :)
Hi from Victoria 🇨🇦 love you Theo you are my number 4 favorite sand up comedian of all time. 1: Patrice O'Neil 2: Bill Burr 3: Ryan Regan 4: ThEO VoN 5: Dave Chapelle -RIP Norm Mcdonald
Canada loves you... ❤❤❤❤ Honestly, this PodCast is my favorite Podcast in the whole world, ok Theo and Joe Rogan Experience,
I ❤TheoPodCast
Aww, that's beautiful, Theo
Come to Canada Theo. I'll show you around 🥰
We think about you too Theo! 🇨🇦
Very well said
That word hammer, dawg
“Rrrrrrr” “Rrrrrrrr” “Let me hit” “It says” 😂
You gotta love Theo 😍😂😂
This is sensual thoughts with Theo Von.
Snowmeo and hachooliet is so damn clever sheesh Theo you a dawwggggg
Aachuuliet! LMAO.