My dad traded his legs below the knee and some fingers for a chunk of Vietnam embedded in his flesh 32 days before I was born. I grew up with wheelchairs. I rode and held a wheelie for over two hours once. I could have kept it up all day but I had to take a leak. He was also the NWBA's Rookie of the Year in 1976. I would go on the road with him sometimes to away games. That bus was a Marlbro smoke-filled back alley tavern. My fondest memory was catching a stomach bug one trip when they toured with the Harlem Globetrotters. I spent most of the games in the locker room yacking. Meadowlark Lemon and Curly showed up late that game. They helped clean me up took me out to the bench to watch my dad sink 3-pointers. That was the year I learned to cuss. 🏀
I called it corvid long before I ever heard Theo say it. I mainly do it to irritate the lefties. I like to act like I'm so ignorant about it, and don't care about it. (In a biochemist, so I'm definitely not ignorant to it, but I'll never let them know.)
I knew this one dude who "claimed to be a POW of vietnam" and than ran for president., than he died. and thats what you got for being soft.... gang gang
It’s this system of Neoliberalism, bruh. It has driven a wedge between mankind and nature. Hard-work, cultural tradition, the family structure, honor, delayed-gratification, and discipline have been replaced with consumerism, convenience, decadence, instant-gratification, and straight-up hedonism. The latter qualities often being rewarded, while the former qualities are ridiculed scrupulously.
There's plenty of shit mixed up in "cultural tradition" and "family structure" that has nothing to do with ACTUAL values like hard work and discipline.
@@NastyDHL Neoconservatism is a subset of neoliberalism. “Conservatism” of modernity isn’t anything more than a huge grift. What exactly are they conserving, anyway? Their money they dupe out of well-intentioned people?
I know thats right..anymore the human race has become a self serving, contradicting, wussy babies. One big sest pool of whiners who claim they care...urgg!! Lol
@@ApPillon best way to get them to stop bothering you once they join is to tell them that you'll join as soon as he proves they paid him the money he is claiming the company pays. That check will never come and you're off the hook forever. People who fall for pyramid schemes needn't be saved, otherwise they will fail to learn the lesson.
I used to go to my job after school and clock in and leave Come back at quiting time clock out they almost caught me one time i got high and forgot to go back the next day the guy said why didn't you clock out said man i forgot and then says where have you been i said bill told me to help out on the other line Didn't even no a bill but he was like ok don't let it happen again If you ever need a excuse just tell them bill told ya works every time lol
Theo is right there’s a culture now that celebrates weakness. There’s nothing wrong with acknowledging your weakness but there’s people that make it their personality and live in pity
I’m dying laughing… “whoa whoa whoa buddy. I never had my tonsils taken out so so still get strep throat a lot. Plus I never got any of that sherbet ice cream. So if you could just take it easy there pal.” 😂😂😂
Theo, you explained the current situation very good. I told someone the other day that now in days people record there foe at the beginning of a confrontation. Back in our day you put up or shut up. That simple, and then you continued on with life. I took that for granted.
A lady called me all kinds of names today in public never met her before...its tense out here... I should have paid her a complement...maybe disarm the energy..idk
Well..I believe so. I can get emotionally negative and escalate..exhausting.. through lots of self reflection I want to be positive now ...lol so yes,better for me
I called a girl a c*nt in the dollar tree the other day...she told me to wear a mask when I had a mask ON already .. then told me to take my drink outside..she told me to leave or she would call the cops and I was already on my way out lol
Frankly that you didn't bark back at her is a victory in itself so good on you I'm not always so patient though I aim to be, esp. nowadays more important than ever I agree
The worst part of it all is that the softest ppl will be the ones to initiate and instigate confrontational situations, expecting others to be as soft as themselves - thus being shocked and reverting back to being a victim if they're actually confronted about their passive aggressive behaviors. 90% of everything is passive these days. Cowards rule the world I suppose.
It’s important to be aware of your weaknesses/limits and admitting to feel vulnerable. However It’s also important to not continually use said traits as a crutch, because that keeps you from trying to rise above them. And why would you not want to do rise above them? We all make excuses, but that’s our responsibility and no one else’s. The world doesn’t owe you anything. It can meet you halfway sometimes, but at the end of the day you owe it yourself for a better life. At least, I think so.
After a few minutes of watching I I was reading the comments and read someone saying “Merry Christmas” then I checked the date and realized this was uploaded in December of 2020!! Would have had no idea, I figured this was from a couple weeks ago.
“ Im not Covid, baby. I’m regular” : My mantra for 2021
Nuuk. N u I I huh
*2022
@@mhz2462 *2023
@@dub7222 *2024
Lmao literally sitting in a wheelchair watching this.
Are you still? Or did you just used to be?
Dude just stand up stop being a soft boy 😂
Cotton legs
Dont run her into an embankment
My dad traded his legs below the knee and some fingers for a chunk of Vietnam embedded in his flesh 32 days before I was born. I grew up with wheelchairs. I rode and held a wheelie for over two hours once. I could have kept it up all day but I had to take a leak.
He was also the NWBA's Rookie of the Year in 1976.
I would go on the road with him sometimes to away games. That bus was a Marlbro smoke-filled back alley tavern. My fondest memory was catching a stomach bug one trip when they toured with the Harlem Globetrotters. I spent most of the games in the locker room yacking. Meadowlark Lemon and Curly showed up late that game. They helped clean me up took me out to the bench to watch my dad sink 3-pointers. That was the year I learned to cuss. 🏀
Theos style of comedy is a whole new world to me. It’s genuinely hilarious. Fun in kills me.
That’s southern style nonsensical humor baby
Getting soft? People been soft!
It really kind of do be like dat doe
This comment triggered me! Ha
Gang gang
People have been soft for about 10-15 years
@@KZ_MMA-KZ You’ve been soft forever.
I love that Theo calls COVID, CORVID 😂😂
caw caw
I called it corvid long before I ever heard Theo say it. I mainly do it to irritate the lefties. I like to act like I'm so ignorant about it, and don't care about it. (In a biochemist, so I'm definitely not ignorant to it, but I'll never let them know.)
that's so raven
See-oh-vid-dee.
Gawd-dayum covid!
@@littlejackalo5326 lol legend
Dude.... my wife and I just discovered you this week. Hands down my new favorite comic! You're great man!
I knew this one dude who "claimed to be a POW of vietnam"
and than ran for president.,
than he died. and thats what you got for being soft.... gang gang
You got married wow pretty dumb thing too do but hope too god she doesn't want a divorce in the near future
@@legendkillersshittyduffleb932 you ok?
@@legendkillersshittyduffleb932 ?
@@jeffm3825 as of now no got another speeding ticket lol how are you doing
The guy probably wasn't even crippled, they just never taught him to walk.
I got that reference. No shirts son, no arms either.
Wore him like a back pack
I wonder how often this actually happens
Turtleneck
That was the funniest shit Theos ever said. Lol.
Theo came out harder than a twice cooked biscotti.
You know it 💯
You got a purdy mouth boy
me and my friends have a whole religion based around cheeseburgahs. Here you go 👑
"Biscotto"
-Jordan Schlansky
😭
It’s this system of Neoliberalism, bruh. It has driven a wedge between mankind and nature. Hard-work, cultural tradition, the family structure, honor, delayed-gratification, and discipline have been replaced with consumerism, convenience, decadence, instant-gratification, and straight-up hedonism. The latter qualities often being rewarded, while the former qualities are ridiculed scrupulously.
There's plenty of shit mixed up in "cultural tradition" and "family structure" that has nothing to do with ACTUAL values like hard work and discipline.
Truth
Agree
As opposed to neoconservativism which ...
@@NastyDHL Neoconservatism is a subset of neoliberalism. “Conservatism” of modernity isn’t anything more than a huge grift. What exactly are they conserving, anyway? Their money they dupe out of well-intentioned people?
Losing more faith in humanity daily, Theo keeps me going tho
I know thats right..anymore the human race has become a self serving, contradicting, wussy babies. One big sest pool of whiners who claim they care...urgg!! Lol
Thats what grown guys has said for 1000s of years.
"I used to be in a wheelchair"
"I'm ready to put you right back into one"
I was in Bowling Green a few years ago, met the sheriff at the gas pump, his name? Peanut Gaines. Will never forget that man
he’s a good man
He’s a good nut
Word on the street is, he's still at it and making all kinds of gaines
@@andrewrobertson3894 awl kahhhhhhndddddzzzzz
“If you ever got your fruit all loomed up.”
"Supporting your low batch daddy" HAHAHAHAHAHA IM CRYING
"You did some fucken dirty karate somewhere brah" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"don't make me hit you with that rat-jujutsu"...DEAD. -ratking
"Dirty Karate" Lmao, you a hero down here bruh. Stay strong, much love from Hammond.
Holy shit. This has to be Theos finest work. Standing ovation!
I just laughed so hard I'm crying! Oh my goodness, the first belly laugh of the year. Thank you Theo!!!
I aint corvidd bruh ! 🤣😆
This had my dying on the podcast. Theo truly is a national treasure
"What Are We DOIN Man??!!" That bout sums up how I feel Every Single Day lately trying to figure out wtf is going on in this world! Lmao!
Hey Theo! That's insensitive of you. I was scammed in a pyramid scheme two years ago. If you could just give me a little bit of room here.
lmao!!!
You shouldn't tell people that.
U sof cuz pyramids ain’t
I saved one of my friends from a pyramid scheme
@@ApPillon best way to get them to stop bothering you once they join is to tell them that you'll join as soon as he proves they paid him the money he is claiming the company pays. That check will never come and you're off the hook forever. People who fall for pyramid schemes needn't be saved, otherwise they will fail to learn the lesson.
I used to go to my job after school and clock in and leave
Come back at quiting time clock out they almost caught me one time i got high and forgot to go back the next day the guy said why didn't you clock out said man i forgot and then says where have you been i said bill told me to help out on the other line
Didn't even no a bill but he was like ok don't let it happen again
If you ever need a excuse just tell them bill told ya works every time lol
Dude that’s some real Ricky from trailer park Boys shit lmao
You're my hero for this btw
@@karningham2849 😂👏
Pure gold
Nice 😂
Only Theo could tell a 30 second story about a guy who works at a hotel who USED to be in a wheelchair, and stretch it into a 7 minute story
“Warm briquettes in my ass bruh” funniest shit ever
You can't call people out for their weakness anymore.
i was working up on a ladder with my mask under my nose and had some one yell at me 30 feet away. bout done with this insanity
That’d be the perfect situation to demonstrate an atomic elbow drop in my opinion
Haha omg
Dude behind the counter ain't supposed to be cleaning rooms lmao
Theo is right there’s a culture now that celebrates weakness. There’s nothing wrong with acknowledging your weakness but there’s people that make it their personality and live in pity
“I used to be in a wheelchair”
Look man I used to not even know how to walk, I get it bro. Chillax
"When you pretend like you um uh teddy bear but really you a bad bitch" 😂 thanks for the new bio description
Johan why did u do her like that bro ☠
@@Johaneeeek you take the crown for bad bitch it seems, nice one 😂
I think we can all just hope Theo knows how much we love and respect him. The man deserves love and has it ❤️ respect little rat king ❤️
I just realised...Passive aggressive= having patience...thanks Theo
I’m dying laughing… “whoa whoa whoa buddy. I never had my tonsils taken out so so still get strep throat a lot. Plus I never got any of that sherbet ice cream. So if you could just take it easy there pal.” 😂😂😂
Theo, you explained the current situation very good. I told someone the other day that now in days people record there foe at the beginning of a confrontation. Back in our day you put up or shut up. That simple, and then you continued on with life. I took that for granted.
“I used to have ache when I was 14” I lost it.
A lady called me all kinds of names today in public never met her before...its tense out here... I should have paid her a complement...maybe disarm the energy..idk
Well..I believe so. I can get emotionally negative and escalate..exhausting.. through lots of self reflection I want to be positive now ...lol so yes,better for me
I called a girl a c*nt in the dollar tree the other day...she told me to wear a mask when I had a mask ON already .. then told me to take my drink outside..she told me to leave or she would call the cops and I was already on my way out lol
Gotta keep in mind their mental health... I can take my own advice.. Pray and be on ya way... Sometimes it's not worth it.
Its a strange world
People are scared and they just need some love. Should have kissed her on the lips
Frankly that you didn't bark back at her is a victory in itself so good on you I'm not always so patient though I aim to be, esp. nowadays more important than ever I agree
Me as a prospective tenant to a landlord: I have no place to live... could you just give me a little room here??”
Everyone acts like this nowadays it’s so annoying people need to quit being so soft
The worst part of it all is that the softest ppl will be the ones to initiate and instigate confrontational situations, expecting others to be as soft as themselves - thus being shocked and reverting back to being a victim if they're actually confronted about their passive aggressive behaviors. 90% of everything is passive these days. Cowards rule the world I suppose.
They're not getting soft they are soft it's the reason we are where we are today and celebrities are a big cause of it
Ive watched this like 4 times and cant stop laughing
haaaaaaa
Wassup my nigga
Oh shit.
Love Josh Wolf and Theo Von
Shroom Nation , Legalize
Shutup with the coo dad garbage. U better than that
Theo blessing our Spirit with his WISDOM Amen Lord
"Soft baked cotton boys".
I love Theo. I can’t get enough of him !
"I used to be in a wheelchair''' is something Riley Mau said once too! hahaha.
Anybody else crack up when Theo apologized for "getting out of line"? 🤣
I love you for this Theo. 100% on point.
This is my favorite bit in a LONG TIME
I just about died laughing. Man, you're spot on with this soft crowd.
Bruh, you're always spot on, especially this! I agree whitch you 100% & what you vehicle shopping for a 2020 Corvette up there in BG Kentucky then?
That’s some ranting out there lol... I used to be in the wheel chair lmao 😂😂
Merry Christmas! Thanks for all the laughs this year.
“ I’m not covid dude, I’m regular baby” 😂
It’s important to be aware of your weaknesses/limits and admitting to feel vulnerable. However It’s also important to not continually use said traits as a crutch, because that keeps you from trying to rise above them. And why would you not want to do rise above them? We all make excuses, but that’s our responsibility and no one else’s. The world doesn’t owe you anything. It can meet you halfway sometimes, but at the end of the day you owe it yourself for a better life. At least, I think so.
Cotton boy probably ran out an bought one of those Walmart wheelchair's because he stubbed his toe on a coffee table.
Theo! I love you brother! I went to WKU which is in Bowling Green... hope you enjoyed it! Get that hitter buddy, RIP Billy Conforto.
Victim privilege right there. It never ends.
I stubbed my toe once..
"Bitch I'm not Covid. You know what I'm sayin" hahaha
Thank you Theo Von. We need more you in this world. And Merry Christmas!
Happy hollandaise 🤡
About time, Its rough when its always hard...
Theo speaks like someone is filling in the blanks with jibberish. Madlibs-style
That’s bowling green for you!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The middle of the country has been saying this for years.
Great comment.
@Punkie747jhg the bottom bunk
He may have been saying, “I’m not as fast as I once was, Bruh.” This was still funny af 😆
Funniest comedian doing it 😂 , never change Theo, unless you want to
Im sorry
Nothing a twisted tea can't handle 🤣🤣
Brendan almost got pelted with water balloons and toilet paper once.
Jake would have gotten furt up!🤣🤣 call someone a bitch then run like a bitch
Brendan like hey man i once stepped in something wet in my socks relax man
Bro Theo I love you dude. You are the funniest person iv never met 🤣. Plz don't ever stop being you.
“I used to weigh 11lbs 9oz when I was born”
I used to be 4 years old... lmao hahahaa
How about the corvette factory? We gotta go with the looms lol.
"Dont make me hit you with that rat-jitsu brah".....aka Covid
Theo , cheers from Houma , Louisiana!
When I was born i was baked at about 450° ... home of the fruit of the loom ahhaha
All he said and that’s the quote you decide to botch
"He punched me in the stomach, right where I almost had my operation"
- Larry Mondello
I've been a loyal Fruit of the Loom wearer since I was 6 years old
After a few minutes of watching I I was reading the comments and read someone saying “Merry Christmas” then I checked the date and realized this was uploaded in December of 2020!! Would have had no idea, I figured this was from a couple weeks ago.
I'm an identical twin so I was born at 7 months old. I wasn't baked, but frozen at 0 degrees celsius because my mother is from Siberia.
Love you Theo!!!! Please if we ever meet shake my hand son, you are such a chilled calm but to the point man. A piece of art 👌
Bring back the draft. Toughen this new gen up. (but let's not start any new wars)
I just had to listen to this again_ golden.
Merry Christmas Theo! 🤙🏻🤘🏻🙌🏻👏🏻👐🏻
I knew it would come to this. Divide and conquer. We need our freedom back.
I used to be in my moms stomach brah! I couldn’t see, walk, really anything for 9 months.
Theo please keep this energy rolling. We have to do something about the these fucks and us less wordly folk need a leader in this mission.
This is why I stay far away from the vast majority of humans 😂
I feel like TV is another manifestation of my true inner self, the one I learned to hide... Until furious.
Not fully baking people nemore...soft batched cotton boys...ur killin me smallz...hahaha
4:29 - I legitimately just shit my drink everywhere! Damn it! Ratjitsu! 😂
Some aint full baked ..nawimtalmbawt ...south carolina in the house 👍👍👍
People's gettin' soft, man.
Fragile spirits bruh
He goes off on th best tangents lmao
"Soft batch cotton boys" 🤣
Time to move back to dirty south!!!
Have a merry Christmas from Mississippi 😎✌️
Harden up ppl
Theo keeping it real,throwing ya with some whiffle ball dust mayne
hey! my great grandma's girlfriend's home town had two deaths from covid mann. stay at home for months on end and wear a mask maaan.