Elder Scrolls "Lorebeards" | What Facebook thinks about you. "Who is Zaric?" A jerk, video proves it

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 ส.ค. 2017
  • This was all taken from a PUBLIC post on the PUBLIC Facebook Group for TESLore. Who is Zaric? The Lorebeards ask. I'm here to answer that question in a spectacular explosion of juvenile responses including but not limited to memes while responding to a facebook group I didn't know, nor care about until one of my followers brought it to my attention. Now it's time to have some fun I figure.
    The Elder Scrolls is a series I'm rather passionate about as a VIDEO GAME series. As such I critique it quite a bit and for some reason folks come back with my VIDEO GAME critiques with lore explanations that don't improve, but rather just explain away the stupid design choices.
    I have quite a bit of Elder Scrolls fanfiction, you can find it under my "Ideal Elderscrolls" series. I recommend checking it out, but headcanon is also fanfiction, that's why it's my "personal interpretation of the lore" DURRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr. Anyway, let's get our trollfaces on for a fun video.
    If you want to see the public page, it is here: / teslore you don't need to be a member to see the posts. Threads have since blown up about this.
    Please, please DO NOT harass the community, do learn from them however.
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  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +598

    Zaric is all ten of the top 10 anime villains.

    • @lynackhilou4865
      @lynackhilou4865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Álvaro Lopes best comment ever

    • @the_rose_garden01
      @the_rose_garden01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Álvaro Lopes top ten Japanese Cartoon villains***

    • @Noone-rc9wf
      @Noone-rc9wf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DracoFlyer Big Eyed Cartoons from China*********

    • @marvelouschester3018
      @marvelouschester3018 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Top 10 "Japanese cartoon" villains.

    • @r0n1n-
      @r0n1n- 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He brings his evil ways of objectivity to shatter the hopes and dreams of the good people of fandoms.

  • @-Gax-
    @-Gax- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    I HATE Facebook.
    It's a disgusting, toxic site that makes the TH-cam comment section look like a sparkly happy place.

    • @lynackhilou4865
      @lynackhilou4865 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Steven Adams I thought I was alone on this

    • @RB-sh4lo
      @RB-sh4lo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Anti-Social media at its finest.

    • @raaaaaaaaaam496
      @raaaaaaaaaam496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lyna Ckhilou H3H3 dislikes it. Whatever H3H3 opinion is on something isn't necessarily true,but is indicative of the general opinion.

    • @s2korpionic
      @s2korpionic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't know... Reddit is kinda up there.

    • @derwiedzmin3226
      @derwiedzmin3226 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Fuck Facebook comment sections. Especially when it comes to politics, friends turn on friends and will cut each other out of their lives.

  • @esol5750
    @esol5750 7 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    "I'm married with a wife and cat"?

    • @raaaaaaaaaam496
      @raaaaaaaaaam496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Elder Scrolls lore BA to

    • @Wadu436
      @Wadu436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      b a r b e d d i c k

    • @darthmonks
      @darthmonks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Welcome back to another edition of "Why A Comma Can Save You."

    • @fusrobrah8724
      @fusrobrah8724 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      same...

    • @heribert1807
      @heribert1807 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Rule 34

  • @rydenbarr9041
    @rydenbarr9041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    An order of philosopher Nerds who are masters of the Way of the Fanfiction , the LOREBEARDS live in aggressive narcissism atop Reddit's largest subreddit's.
    -Official in-game description

    • @rydenbarr9041
      @rydenbarr9041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A

    • @Winter-ck7ux
      @Winter-ck7ux 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Someone should make a mod of that, with the new mod system coming out, I would definitely pay for it.

    • @dragonkingf3
      @dragonkingf3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The moment I heard lorebeard it made me think of the graybeards and sounded like they where comparing him to them XD

  • @Thorvelt
    @Thorvelt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Married with a wife and cat."
    I'm disappointed that Zaric's genetics won't be continued into the next generation.

  • @irondawn1596
    @irondawn1596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    I actually like Zaric for his work and the depth he puts in his lore videos. He explains the TES lore and its true nature a lot better than other channels like ShoddyCast , and answered many questions I had for a while while streaming on Twitch , I really don't see why people hate on him so much , I'm a bit under the impression that I'm the only one who genuinely appreciates what he's doing.

    • @dyhall
      @dyhall 7 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Iron Dawn There are 52,000 subscribers with the same opinion as you. You're not alone.

    • @crestfallenknight7983
      @crestfallenknight7983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Because the majority are dumb and tasteless crowd. Rememember that Pewdiepie has 52 000 000 crowd.

    • @IamaDinosaur
      @IamaDinosaur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2 reasons ofwhat's wrong with them. Number one is that they don't know what's going on and so they need help to learn and see what is the picture (If they can put their pride away). Second one is that people get envy that they don't know this stuff (Ok they might but i assume they just scratch the surface.) and want to join the bigger side that want's to cause violence and arguing which leads to nowhere.

    • @nietzchepreacher9477
      @nietzchepreacher9477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crestfallenknight7983 lol pewdiepie isnt that bad

    • @grimnir7749
      @grimnir7749 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are hidden replies even here!?! huh.....

  • @IsetMeritAmon
    @IsetMeritAmon 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    Hello. I am Sethy, the one who asked the question originally. This was hilarious! Thank you for answering yourself. :D

    • @sgtboom7
      @sgtboom7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Iset Merit-Amon Here is what u gotta do. Link this vid in that thread and come back and let us know the hell that was unleashed. Oh sorry...the Oblivion that was unleashed. Lol

    • @Yuudaddy
      @Yuudaddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      You guys are ridiculous if you really believe that your fanfiction is cannon. The games are cannon because they are the main medium the source material. Your ideas are fairy tails. Even the D&D has its cannon or at least a main timeline aka. the 5th edition that build on previous books. But unlike TES D&D has established the existence of many dimensions and timelines.

    • @CultistCrossing
      @CultistCrossing 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Włodzimierz Szyc you'd be right if the devs didn't consistently draw from and contribute to c0da themselves.

    • @HazarTulum
      @HazarTulum 7 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I have one message for that facebook group
      "What a grand and intoxicating innocence! How could you be so naive?"

    • @ChrisFranzen1487
      @ChrisFranzen1487 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Szyc, then explain how fan created lore has actually shown up in the games.

  • @Loromir17
    @Loromir17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    I'm going to write a book called "The Zhakaronian Heresy" and C0DA will make it canon. And then Zaric will sue me for rights violation. And this will be so meta I'll replace Kirkbride on his pedestal of Fourth Wall God.
    And the ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

  • @anakinskinwalker996
    @anakinskinwalker996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Zaric didn't confuse me at all. As a matter of fact, he's the one who brought the deeper lore to my attention. I continued with many hours of personal research. Now I can debate lorebeards with the best of 'em

    • @Yuudaddy
      @Yuudaddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Agreed Shoddy Cast are good but even they feel at times like only scratching the surface and besides what Zaric says makes actual sense.

    • @riftbandit223
      @riftbandit223 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *Throws a fistful of sand at your face*

    • @anakinskinwalker996
      @anakinskinwalker996 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Salazar Ravenclaw What?

    • @zeo5527
      @zeo5527 7 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Włodzimierz Szyc plus shoddycast actually get a TON of the lore wrong anyways. They do videos well and they are relaxing to watch, but the lore isn't all there.

    • @szykowny6017
      @szykowny6017 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steven Gordon Yet their videos were made with help of Lady Nerevar, beloved one of MK. How's that?

  • @Cool_Adam
    @Cool_Adam 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Zaric has a beard...it just achieved chim and transcended our perception of reality.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Witty Name That Attracts Thumbs Up ohhhhh. Thank you I understand now!!!!!!

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 7 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "Sounds like he'd confuse beginners even more"
    I knew very little about Elder Scrolls lore when I found your channel, and I was able to follow your lore videos pretty well. I don't see what the problem is.

    • @jellymop
      @jellymop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well said bud. Same with me. I knew nothing about TES lore and Zaric introduced me to it and it made the series make a whole lot more sense. It makes gameplay much more engaging too; to have an idea of what's going on. Thanks again Zaric!

    • @poisonsquid37
      @poisonsquid37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Zhakaron "When everything is canon... nothing is canon".

  • @Camelworks
    @Camelworks 7 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    18:03 which language? ;)

    • @dereinepeterpan5637
      @dereinepeterpan5637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Camelworks damn boiii

    • @resdyne9590
      @resdyne9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Camelworks M E M E LAGUAGE B O I

    • @jaymes8132
      @jaymes8132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Englaesh

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Enlglish

    • @sulanoji
      @sulanoji 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Darude sandstorm

  • @Frankthegb
    @Frankthegb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Damn. He called you 'problematic'.
    What the hell is that even supposed to me? How does you having your own headcanon some sort of problem that affects him?

    • @Yuudaddy
      @Yuudaddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes because if your fanfiction gets validation from others it makes you feel really GOOD. You can almost feel like a writer or simply on pair with the actual creator maybe even above him if you get a big enough following/support. At the same time all you need is just one critic to remind you that what you're selling as cannon is nothing more than your personal fanfiction that has no real impact on the LORE

    • @mattkenobi8664
      @mattkenobi8664 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Cody the Schmuck Because it's like Religion. You get two different tales that'll be worship and that same person will just hate on the other's fanfiction because to them it's incorrect. Fandom will be toxic no matter how you see it.

    • @EiSaaPeittaas
      @EiSaaPeittaas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Problematic because it's a mortal reminder that all of this is fleeting and will be utterly pointless in 20 years when TES is best known as the worlds greatest First Person Turbo MOBA series.

  • @OpenWorldAddict0
    @OpenWorldAddict0 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Lorebeard is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard.

    • @BazookaTooth707
      @BazookaTooth707 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      OpenWorldAddict
      It sounds cooler than neckbeard, but in reality is far less cooler. Hahaha.

  • @Phurzt
    @Phurzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Schik's quote makes me solidify ESO as fanfiction even more so than I did before.

    • @dawnbun
      @dawnbun 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ?¿?
      But those are the games tho?
      A Fanfic would be a version of The Elder Scrolls where the events of ESO did not in fact happen
      Would it not?

  • @englishheathen
    @englishheathen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    When i hear Lorebeard i just think of a really old Tolkien dwarf type character smoking a pipe telling little dwarfs about the good old days

    • @noiceferatu1187
      @noiceferatu1187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      English Heathen Same. A lorebeard sounds cool as fuck.

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      English Heathen tom bombadil?

    • @englishheathen
      @englishheathen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha yes, Tom Bombadil would some it up pretty nicely. Depends how much Zaric sings to the world i suppose.

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      When they say lorebeard I think of tota war fantasy...

    • @xeonespydonum4995
      @xeonespydonum4995 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, shit, are there dwarf children? I've never seen a baby dwatf, are we sure they don't just start off as mushrooms or something?

  • @nachfullbarertrank5230
    @nachfullbarertrank5230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Wait, it's all your personal interpretation of the lore?"
    "Always has been."

  • @ReFriedNoodles
    @ReFriedNoodles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "The Nords are stupid!" - Zaric Zhakaron, Puma theories video
    Sounded like canon to me.😆

  • @lesainte2101
    @lesainte2101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Lore Beards". I immediately think of a sterotypical wizard stop people and saying "Well actually...".

  • @cloud_and_proud
    @cloud_and_proud 7 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "We are both fans of classic fantasy, science fiction and japaneese cartoons." You and the cat or you and your wife?

    • @MM-kr7gs
      @MM-kr7gs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And if its like my cat constantly gettin in your way and sleeping on the toilet ALWAYS with better timing than morgan freeman.

    • @dereinepeterpan5637
      @dereinepeterpan5637 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zaric Zhakaron That cat is my soulmate

  • @gr3ybrun1x66
    @gr3ybrun1x66 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Could it be Lore?- Emperor Uriel Septim moments before being killed by Mythic C0DA Lorebeards.

  • @cackshotta
    @cackshotta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    'Nobles wore feathers in fucking Europe! It didn't make them bird people!' That was genius :)

    • @mortemtyrannus8813
      @mortemtyrannus8813 7 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      But they were actual bird people. They were secretly fighting the lizard people in America, while the regular humans didn't know the other continent existed. The bird people were exterminated, and now we've got lizard people ruling the world and turning the freaking frogs gay. Bethesda was trying to let us know the truth by making Aylieds into bird-men.
      C0DA makes this canon.

    • @Yuudaddy
      @Yuudaddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The polish nobility liked to have feathers in their hats

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Death Incarnate indeed they eore feathers because they sere bird muhahaha

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well there are two kinds of countries, those who wore feathers and those who have put a man on the moon.

  • @SHONNER
    @SHONNER 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The minute you stray away from canon in an RPG... Guess what? You just created your own canon. See 40+ years of D&D sessions.

  • @xBINARYGODx
    @xBINARYGODx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    It all seems pretty simple to me: Canon is whatever the rights-holder says is canon. Anything else is a fan's (or haters) head-canon/fan-fiction (whichever equally-valid term irritates less), even if it comes from Kirkbride himself (excluding anything officially authorized by Zenimax/etc.).
    Also, those statements concerning ESO from whatshisname - they don't make your head-canon more official or more valid than they were before, or make even the idea of a 'canon' less or more legitimate. What they do it make ESO canon, and the single players games the canon-fantasies/folk-tales of persons in the fictional ESO world. Your own ES-based fantasies and stories, your head-canon/fan-fiction, are no more or less official than they were before, and the idea or legitimacy of 'canon' & Elder Scrolls is unchanged.
    Ones wonders about such a world where the previous words in this comment are controversial, or overly telling of what type of person or gamer I am.

  • @connorwisnom645
    @connorwisnom645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    You're one of the most well spoken and reasonable critics of Elder Scrolls and Bethesda as a whole that I've come across to date! Keep up the good work and dont let the haters get to you

  • @7643764
    @7643764 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The age old tale of: "You disagree with me so I don't like you".
    Ignore them Zaric...
    Lorebeard is just another status symbol they use in their communities to make themselves feel good, I think it's a silly name, but that's my opinion...

    • @the_rose_garden01
      @the_rose_garden01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's your personal interpretation of the lore

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Does Zaric know how to draw?
    If he does why don't we have an hentai series with Vivec as the main character?

    • @raaaaaaaaaam496
      @raaaaaaaaaam496 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Álvaro Lopes he does
      It's just meta physical

    • @coolcool5936
      @coolcool5936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Somebody should really get on that

    • @petergriffin5745
      @petergriffin5745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I want a hentai made about me and zaric, he is sexy.

    • @resdyne9590
      @resdyne9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Álvaro Lopes only in your dreams about our lord, papa zaric (coda makes it canon)

    • @basshead.
      @basshead. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anime is better than hentai.

  • @pinkeysherbet7249
    @pinkeysherbet7249 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I love Andrew Watson's comments on the facebook page. It was hard to translate but I think I managed it. It roughly says: "I'm mad that he gets attention for opinions I disagree with because I wish I'd thought of them first, and he rejects what I think is canon so he's narcissistic."

  • @krat0s178
    @krat0s178 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Zaric is best Elder scrolls community villain

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      zaric IS the true elder scrolls community which completely clashes with the modern one

    • @chwig7354
      @chwig7354 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why Is he the villain?

    • @getsaucedon9313
      @getsaucedon9313 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bern Belshmann I think u don’t get the joke but u get a pass

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Does your wife know you have a cat on the side.

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That made me laugh, worth the scroll to find.

    • @sagethegreat4680
      @sagethegreat4680 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nothing wrong with a little side pussy

    • @ink4852
      @ink4852 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This should be top comment!

    • @ringowunderlich2241
      @ringowunderlich2241 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or maybe woman and cat already came as a bundle and he had to take the whole and he may think: It is just a cat and not the mother in law leaving hair all over the place and scratching on door frames.

  • @the_rose_garden01
    @the_rose_garden01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love that he wears shades in this video. I watch it every 4 months or so because its so funny. But I've never even noticed he's got shades on until he said "yes he is!" and gave the thumbs up to being called an ass

  • @dadagan8815
    @dadagan8815 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Personally I thought that the Ayleids were based off Aztecs & Incas.
    What with the wearing of feathers & pre-imperial Cyrodiil supposedly being a rain forest.
    It kind of fits in my head canon.

    • @BasicallyBanal
      @BasicallyBanal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And that's honestly probably what it was supposed to be originally, but then Oblivion happened and history was Rewritten

    • @maxvanleeuwen1273
      @maxvanleeuwen1273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the imperial city being in the middle of a lake

    • @k-la-k6828
      @k-la-k6828 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@maxvanleeuwen1273 *Tenochtitlan flashbacks*

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    If there "was no canon" how could Bethesda ever defend it's ownership of any of the stories or narratives in the games?

  • @lewisconroy6225
    @lewisconroy6225 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    You are one hat away from my saints row 2 character right now.

    • @DarkSpyro707
      @DarkSpyro707 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      wtf zaric? How were your green screen and camera two years ago better than it is now?

    • @loopedali7792
      @loopedali7792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zaric Zhakaron So.... You became a Hobo????

    • @madscientistshusta
      @madscientistshusta 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha true

  • @sanguinelynx
    @sanguinelynx 7 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I totes agree with your wife when it comes to jrpg's. LOL

    • @Yuudaddy
      @Yuudaddy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      they drag on with no mercy....

    • @zombiadepths5013
      @zombiadepths5013 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      sanguinelynx I

  • @the_rose_garden01
    @the_rose_garden01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I love this video so much. Especially how they tried to threaten him with legal action and failed.

  • @UberHaxorJuke
    @UberHaxorJuke 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    feels like listening to audible but in a facebook argument form lmao, had to slam that like button

  • @coolcool5936
    @coolcool5936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Such a lust for the lore...
    Whooo!?!??

    • @rydenbarr9041
      @rydenbarr9041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      cool cool, more like the lusty Zaric Zhakaron critic.

  • @Up8Y
    @Up8Y 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    When did the Elder Scrolls lore community start having such a hard-on for post-modernism? I have a suspicion it has something to do with C0DA, but still its ridiculous.

    • @kodan7879
      @kodan7879 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Up8Y I guess it started when Oblivion's lore was shit and when Skyrim managed to be even worse it hit the fan.

    • @poisonsquid37
      @poisonsquid37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You hit three nail right on the head. It’s a psyop campaign that has corrupted everything from video games to movies to books.

    • @maggyspace7319
      @maggyspace7319 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@poisonsquid37 schizophrenic mentality

  • @ameliac7814
    @ameliac7814 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I spit my coffee when he said "that doesn't make them bird people" lmao

    • @crestfallenknight7983
      @crestfallenknight7983 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hah, ikr. Good to have girls in the original TES fandom, btw)

    • @SamahLama
      @SamahLama 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ramiz S but ew it's probably an E girl

    • @jeroen3657
      @jeroen3657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did you know native americans could actually fly and they hatched from eggs.

  • @armoredmilkman3288
    @armoredmilkman3288 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i like how dagoth ur has been dead for years and then after some time he just comes back reviving a god statue's heart in a massive volcano.

  • @danl1830
    @danl1830 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    DAEDRIC FUCKING WARHAMMER!

    • @jaydenlobbe7911
      @jaydenlobbe7911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That comment is so out of place XD

  • @kingofnorthumbria
    @kingofnorthumbria 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "everything is salt down here, the floor is salt the ceiling is salt"

  • @ghostofsaltmarshvevox4859
    @ghostofsaltmarshvevox4859 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "People from Europe wore Feathers, that doesnt make them Bird men!" Well in my Head Canon, Ayleids were the Chozos from Metroid, and raised Samus in Cyrodiil. That's why Tiber Septim manipulated Mother Brain to kill Them. Actually Jagar Tharn is Mother Brain and the first Hero is Samus, that's why the Apaches had to build the Numidium (which is actually a Helicopter), to kill the first immigrants in Morrorwind, who were also Birdpeople, but not Chozos, from Europe.
    Hue

  • @Zkillscreen
    @Zkillscreen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Ah, 50 minutes of Zaric shitting on people left and right. Lets do this :)

  • @CD-vg4hl
    @CD-vg4hl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "could it be... lore?" LMAO.

  • @ImperatorTrajun
    @ImperatorTrajun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Zaric describing himself is just like Yoshikage Kira

  • @borkug1566
    @borkug1566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I started TES on Daggerfall in the 90s, and played some Arena too. So I'm kind of an OG TES player.
    Well I can't believe these people are so sensitive about the lore and attacking you like that.

  • @MCPunk55
    @MCPunk55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Something a few people in this video need to understand: HUMANS HAVE BIASES. All humans with no exception.

  • @samza360
    @samza360 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I dig the Twilight Zone intro. Generally all large community forums (such as youtube comments like the one i am writing at this very moment) are somewhere in between the Twilight Zone and the Scary Door

  • @borntopwnyou
    @borntopwnyou 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    European nobles were birdmen.

  • @Bjorn308
    @Bjorn308 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    When I hear the term "Lorebeard" I think of a wise old sage with an awesomely long and full beard. As he walks down the street, he passes 2 young people arguing about something. He then reaches into it and pulls out a gigantic codex, flips open a page from it and settles the dispute peacefully by explaining to them what the facts are and that all else is a matter of hearsay and opinion. This is his calling in life, it's what he does. I'd personally find this type of man quite helpful. Sadly, it seems most people just want to live in their own fantasy so much that they can't even get the facts from a video game straight. Also, a lot of posers who claim to have played a game but they haven't.
    In any case, I love your videos Zaric. You are an asshole. After all, these days "asshole" is code for somebody who tells the truth without a single shred of care for someone's precious fee-fee's. Keep up the great work and the top notch jackassery good sir. XD

    • @robertwlester
      @robertwlester 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that too, a master of the voice, in a manner of speaking :D

  • @demonphyre6186
    @demonphyre6186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    When I saw lorebeard, I thought of like... how the greybeards are the ancient masters of the voice, so a lorebeard (specifically talking about TES) is a lore expert/guru

  • @an2qzavok
    @an2qzavok 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    TES is very interesting case study of what tvtropes calls "Word of God".
    We have pretty much everything we wouldn't want to see here.
    - Problem of Original Author vs Copyright holder
    - Problem of assigning authority in a group project
    - Problem of contradictions in different installments in the series
    - Problem of Word of God's ability to override work's content
    And many others.
    Add intentional "Unreliable Narrator" vagueness into the mix, and it's a perfect recipe for disaster.
    I don't know any other work of media that has as much things going horribly wrong at the same time.

    • @an2qzavok
      @an2qzavok 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      The main tragedy of the situation:
      People developing the game don't care about lore whatsoever and prefer polishing their gameplay "explore-fight-loot-sell" formula instead.
      And people caring about the lore are not in the position to do anything about it.

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      failing@commenting I was thinking about other fandoms that get similar problems, people seem to think those social groups as toxic most frequently.

    • @DeonGaming
      @DeonGaming 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, any real fan becomes a part of a "cult" of sort. And you know how rival theories "coexist" in cults :). Usually they lead to splits and fights, so yeah, at least we are not cutting each others' heads off. Zaric makes a good point.

  • @demigodgamer8517
    @demigodgamer8517 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I think I've noticed an interesting parallel between ES and D&D versions.
    ES1/original D&D: In depth, heavy role-playing, somewhat difficult for new players.
    ES2/2nd Edition: Refines the original system but keeps the role-play elements.
    ES3: 3.0/3.5: Has a greater balance of mechanics and roleplay, most saw this as a turning point (ES for the worse, D&D for the better)
    ES4/5/4th Edition: Game becomes more casual and begins eliminating things from older versions that people liked.
    D&D 5E: Hasn't happened yet for ES, but a form in which players can easily access the game but roleplay and the more hardcore mechanics do make a return.

  • @neatoburrito9045
    @neatoburrito9045 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    ESO. I had fun playing it.
    According to Dillon I will now be ripped apart for saying this. Curse my masochistic tendencies!

    • @ProneCreature47
      @ProneCreature47 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @PP-th4ft
      @PP-th4ft 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hope you go to cancer-hell, you mmo-loving simpleton!!11
      Are you satisfied now?

    • @neatoburrito9045
      @neatoburrito9045 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes. I, a filthy casual, deserve nothing less.

  • @Forren236
    @Forren236 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That JelloApocalypse shout out was unexpected but neat.

  • @ByzantineDarkwraith
    @ByzantineDarkwraith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I like how you basically explain Hegelian dialectics in the end.

  • @iamasnail8654
    @iamasnail8654 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Andrew Watson is the main antagonist of TES6

  • @RedHunter4655
    @RedHunter4655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    My favorite drinking buddy, let's get some mead

  • @Orikron
    @Orikron 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "Marraowind"

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "the ceiling is salt, the ground is salt, the air is salt it`s all salt you can taste the salt"

  • @Belzughast
    @Belzughast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I've read c0da. To me it was just a way for Kirkbride to get back at Bethesda for dumbing down his work on Morrowind 3.

    • @oow9253
      @oow9253 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pretty much.

  • @avenderiel
    @avenderiel 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh my God, that Schick quote makes me physically nauseous... I started playing TES with a demo of Daggerfall that was just the starter dungeon I believe. Then bought Morrowind when it came out. I have several friends who has only played Skyrim, mostly on consoles. They know shit about the lore and they couldn´t care less. When TES:Online came and tried it out, everyone of us said it was soulless and just like every other MMO.
    Is it just my friends? Seems to be the consensus that the rest of the series is the real TES and TES:online is just an embarassing cash grab with very small merits.

  • @SandtheSpiceSalesman
    @SandtheSpiceSalesman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Anybody else come back and watch this video just to laugh at the Facebook comments and Zaric destroying them?

  • @jedkirk2748
    @jedkirk2748 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I dont think there is any fundamental disagreement here, I think your just reminding people their fantasy isn't reality. When you say things like "c0da is fanfiction" or "Bethesda owns the right to elder scrolls so only they can decide what is true in universe" your putting a lot of stress on people's ability to ignore those things; In other words your threatening or even breaking their suspension of disbelief. Your not really wrong about anything you say, but these are things the lore community has decided to deliberately forget. That's why they respond so angrily to you, its not because they necessarily disagree with you, they're just trying to maintain a particularly delicate state of mind.

  • @-Gax-
    @-Gax- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    TES is like Pokemon, each iteration (game, manga, anime) is a different canon but all have the same lore.

  • @j4kfr05t5
    @j4kfr05t5 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The video could've just been summed up as:
    "I wear siuts, piss on dumbasses and wear sunglasses indoors like a nerdy 13-year-old. Also lore sometimes."
    Don't change.

  • @ZoomReverseFlash
    @ZoomReverseFlash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Regarding "Thalmor unmaking the universe": I remember arguing with a guy who said this, and that it's the reason why you should support Stormcloaks. I asked: "Why would the universe be unmade with the removal of Talos worship?" and he unloaded a whole bunch of fanfiction upon me. But TES is not the only series where people have fancy stuff for fanfiction. Warcraft has "headcanons".

  • @j.murphy4884
    @j.murphy4884 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Kirkbride was such an amazing writer, he'd write his own book or game series and be known for that, instead of riding on the coat tails of a Project he was only one small part of a whole decade ago.

  • @juanvaldez3752
    @juanvaldez3752 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I don't care much for some of zarics beliefs, but it is entirely up to him to make those decisions. All I care about is hearing his thoughts on games, primarily Bethesda games. Still this guy has my full attention as the authority on, tes as I haven't learned more from any other on this site.

  • @alexsitaras6508
    @alexsitaras6508 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    You're my 2nd favorite schmuck on TH-cam.

  • @Mephilis78
    @Mephilis78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ayleids are bird people! lmfao Tell that to ESO, where you actually get to go back in time and play as the last Ayleid king lol Sure looked like an elf to me!

  • @macabre101
    @macabre101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I just found my new favorite youtuber ,Rock on Zaric.Don't take any shit from those turd burglars .

    • @macabre101
      @macabre101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And if you guys like zaric, Another great channel for indepth analysis's of video games is NoahCaldwell-Gervais He also is great for long exploratory Videos .

  • @MrROTD
    @MrROTD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Zaric is an artificial person, computer generated visual with an advanced AI, a simulation and you've all been fooled he is so realistic, his only flaw is he is too logical and too analytical, oh well back to the drawing board

  • @theamazingdagger5584
    @theamazingdagger5584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I would personally consider myself a Lorebeard, that's a badass word

  • @noiceferatu1187
    @noiceferatu1187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Zaric needs to wear a fake beard now, occasionally tug on it and state that this is his lorebeard.

  • @fuzzydunlop7928
    @fuzzydunlop7928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    LOL @ this Menmaatra character. He totally jumped on the bandwagon "Yeah, this guy sounds like a real fuckhead. Some of the things you guys are telling me about him contradict each other...so naturally HE must be confused! Haha!" Then some people offer a more moderate opinion - "Oh shucks I guess I should probably see one of his videos and decide for myself, huh?" Whoowhee, love that FB circlejerk. It's mob-rule at it's most hilarious.
    EDIT: Then he watches a couple videos and his preconceived notions tip his bias regardless. That's even better. Holy shit, the confirmation bia is strong in this one. Good for him, that's his right. Just as it's mine to laugh at him.

  • @richardgrant4850
    @richardgrant4850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I do not know you as a person nor have I ever commented on anything you posted, but I enjoy your work. Whether its right, wrong, or somewhere in between it provides perspective and is entertaining. It is ridiculous someone would get so bent out of shape for something that does not ultimately matter.

  • @jarl-
    @jarl- 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    They're just in denial about the fact that tes lore is a humongous ball of bandaids. They want it to be a nice ball, smooth and well constructed, not made of bandaids. In actuality, its a mess, though a very interesting mess.

  • @michaelcastro9026
    @michaelcastro9026 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Being critical of what you love is something nobody should be ashamed of. Good vid.

    • @michaelcastro9026
      @michaelcastro9026 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also the nerve of that guy to talk about the older games like that.

  • @sgtboom7
    @sgtboom7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    So I just came from the fb group and I have to say. The threads that have this vid linked into r a special type of cancer. Many don't care and most even say it is funny. Then u have the sir threats and the "oh it was funny...I still reported it." Like wtf?

    • @kylethomas9130
      @kylethomas9130 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sgtboom7 "special type of cancer" makes normal cancer look like believable behavior.

    • @Avrysatos
      @Avrysatos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Reported for what. Their hurt feelings?

  • @infectedstray2188
    @infectedstray2188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love this intro, bro! I just finished talking to my wife today about how I get all of my lore on this game from you and only you. It's awesome that others probably (if they're smart) do the same!

  • @rayvn03
    @rayvn03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Menmathra Sethry person in your screenshot is a Facebook friend of mine. Very cool person.
    Also, I think with regards to Morrowind and Daggerfall doing more with story than later games simply comes down to this: because they were limited, the devs worked harder to make up for those limitations with better story-telling and more originality.
    As an analogy, it's like how sometimes (sometimes, as in it's a stereotype) very attractive people don't think they need to have a personality or be interesting.

  • @symmetryking8884
    @symmetryking8884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I know this is really late but I felt a subjective opinion can be important regardless of timeframe and so I really wanted to say something. I personally contribute a lot to the Uesp and research canon sources extensively to try and establish something from an authoritative and objective standpoint so it can be discussed further or read easily. The only sources used for establishing canon is the video games and the official novels. Any other "source" is looked at and certainly appreciated from a writing standpoint, but not from a canon standpoint. I find a frustratingly overwhelming amount of people who misconstrue really cool and good writing, and their own subjective views of those writings, as actual canon because of the purported "subjectivity of Elder Scrolls". While I can certainly attest to the amount of depth and information the canon lore has, and how many events in them are subject to interpretation similar to events in real life, those "interpretations" need to be in the canon material itself to even be considered as relavant to establishing the different viewpoints on a given matter in the lore. Someone writing a fanfiction on what they think something is in the canon and claiming it is valid because "TES is subjective blahblah unrealiable narrator blahblah". Yes. TES is subjective in universe as when you have a ton of sentient races and cultures together there are going to be differing opinions on almost everything. But *you* are not one of those races and cultures. You are not living in that universe. Therefore anything you write is purely your own idea of the lore and would not be considered by someone in TES universe. Mundus, Oblivion, Aetherius, etcetera, are fictitious places with an insane amount of explanation going on. We are merely observers. No matter how much we choose to write our own fun stories, or to simply research and try to archive it, will never change that fact. We observe and do with that information what we will.

    • @symmetryking8884
      @symmetryking8884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As just an added little note in case anyone reads this far. Despite being adamant on the canon and the differentiation between it and fanfictions, I also enjoy to roleplay sometimes and write my own short stories using TES games as a medium for telling those stories. In those short stories, I will frequently rewrite the lore for myself to fit a more ideal narrative (ideal in my opinion) and tell a story that I think is more enjoyable to the audience. That audience being me, myself, and I. In those short stories the lore is whatever I want that I feel makes sense, and is in no way indicative of any sort of canon for TES. But never would I take those short stories and purport them as canon just because they sound cool to me. Fanfiction is great as it's just a way to improve your writing skills and express your creativity using something you like as a foundation. But just as Zaric said here, it doesn't mean it's canon.

  • @deptusmechanikus7362
    @deptusmechanikus7362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fuck! Now I’m even more hyped for Beyond Skyrim when I know you had some involvement! Your ideas are fucking amazing, I just discovered you yesterday but so far I really like your stuff!

  • @virgyvirgil
    @virgyvirgil 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to say thanks because even though some parts of the lore what you talk about are your fan fiction of tes I've learned so much about the fundamentals of it from your videos and your modding reccomendations are great

  • @spenkerdetanker9067
    @spenkerdetanker9067 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lorebeard: someone who has a beard made of paper with lore written on it.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love how insults are thrown around as arguments.
    As if being mean made you wrong or something.

  • @smashOsmash
    @smashOsmash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    this kind of nerd discussion and nerd culture is dying out, the real nerds shall live forevermore.

  • @CACTURNAT0R
    @CACTURNAT0R 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you looked like the village idiot, I still love watching your videos and listening to your rants. The passion feels so honest and it comes from somewhere that cares.

  • @KonQuesting
    @KonQuesting 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Hail, fellow lorebeards! *tips Colovian fur helm* I'm pleased to hear some guy named Dillon thinks I'm one of the most toxic members of the Elder Scrolls fanbase. I do indeed complain when people cite ESO lore as definitive because I prefer Bethesda's c0da, but that hasn't stopped me from dumping 350+ hours of my life into the game! And Kirkbride's C0DA would be great as a psychedelic sci-fi adventure if he could just bring himself to let go of the Elder Scrolls universe.

  • @Murtagh653
    @Murtagh653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    it's refreshing to see someone who doesn't insist that everything is canon even if they like it. personally i don't like michael kirkbrides work that much, it just isn't my thing, and the fact that people keep trying to say that C0DA and all this vague and pretentious bullshit is canon in TES just makes me dislike it even more. i like discussing things on the TES subreddit until i come across one of those people, like the ones in your video, that cannot wrap their head around the fact that not everything is canon, often discussion with them is futile because they can do all the mental gymnastics they need in order to state that there is no canon, while simultaneously saying that you need to cross reference sources, but they cannot understand that canon and headcanon are not the same thing.
    as for lorebeards, when i hear the word, i think of pseudo intellectuals who take themselves way too seriously and try to gatekeep lore, like you don't know anything if you aren't a "lorebeard". basically a neckbeard with an incredibly nasally voice who just likes to lord what little power they have on obscure forums over others.

  • @tgm4723
    @tgm4723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    An entertaining, narcissistic ass, wouldn't have it any other way. Seriously its half the reason i enjoy watching these vids and streams.

  • @scientoakuilusakuilar
    @scientoakuilusakuilar 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Great video, Zaric! I myself post 'apocrypha' on the Teslore subreddit, but I still think all your points are valid. There is a canon, a continuity which Bethesda upholds for each game, and oog texts are interesting but not part of Bethesda's vision for the game series. Incidentally, that doesn't stop oog texts from being included (like Many-headed Talos being quoted by Heimskr) and therefore becoming part of the canon. When I post my apocrypha it's with a view to my own headcanon and my own way of seeing TESLORE, in no way do I force that vision as canon, and certainly not on people who have only begun to dip their toe into the 'deeper lore'.
    I love your channel and think you're completely right, people do treat Kirkbride as the prophet Veloth of TESLORE fan-fiction; I accept a few of his ideas but also think some stuff he's written seems a bit silly or out of place. If we're not careful we can talk with religious fervour over these matters and blow something out of proportion, let's ditch toxic arguments about forcing headcanon as canon and just focus on the love of the games and the rich world they have to offer.
    Thanks for being so honest and having the balls to critique something you like, keep up the good work, friend.

  • @IWinkedAtMyDad
    @IWinkedAtMyDad 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Love how you respond to the h8rs. Keep doing ur thing man

    • @Sothas
      @Sothas 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      With hate an violating privacy?

    • @jellymop
      @jellymop 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It was a public group.

    • @Sothas
      @Sothas 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      That doesn't matter. TH-cam privacy policy includes not showing identifiable information. A FB name + picture + a group that person is in is an easy way to identify someone.

    • @Zeberence
      @Zeberence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zaric needs to dab on them haters

  • @BewegteBilderrahmen
    @BewegteBilderrahmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I shudder at "lorebeard" because it is indicative of the kind of people these fellows are. They elevated a lore continuum above a ton of other great writing. They cannot admit that there are flaws, often extremely big ones, in TES writing so they attack whomever criticises it. I've come under attack in the past for saying something that amounts to "skyrim is just minecraft with better graphics" because its world is almost horrifyingly empty and lifeless compared to some other games that I've played. I do like skyrim (also oblivion and morrowind) for their often deep background lore, but the games themselves feel quite shallow apart from some outstanding lore.
    I've also compared skyrim and oblivion to the games of German developer Pyranha Bytes, mostly famous for Gothic 1 and 2, which were contemporaries of morrowind and oblivion. Gothic 1 and 2 had a fraction of the deep lore that both TES games provided, and many parts were generic fantasy, but the plot and lore filled up their medium large worlds to the brim with atmosphere instead. While Morrowind has very static npc Gothic 1 has low poly people cooking, making gestures while talking to you and other npc, and eating. When oblivion touted their AI, gothic had people do the same long before and they even took a leak on a tree behind a house sometimes.
    In the end they're all great games, but for these kinds of people this is a zero sum game, and if TES games are not perfect it means they're bad. The only criticism they accept is the one that doesn't matter in their own head(canon).

  • @TheGraveKnight
    @TheGraveKnight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As a kid who started with Skyrim, I actually really like your Lore videos and want to get into the older games to learn about the series' roots. I have Morrowind and Oblivion (though I can't mod them since my PC isn't powerful enough) and was wondering if there was anything that I should expect when going into them?

  • @an2qzavok
    @an2qzavok 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Neckbeard is what happens when man just doesn't give a fuck" or how was it.
    Pirates have neckbeards and pirates are cool.