I honestly feel the later characters like Catalina, The Truth, Zero, Woozie, Toreno, Kent Paul and Maccer don’t get too much love from the fanbase as much as Big Smoke, Ryder and Tenpenny. A pity, those characters had a lot of funny moments too and are very underappreciated.
Toreno is my favourite character GTA 3-5 and all the named titles, James Woods did the voicing brilliantly and the script was brilliant. As for Kent Paul, I'm a Brit so he just reminds me of how annoying Danny Dyer has gotten these days in his TV appearances. Vice City, San Andreas, Football Factory were all (2002-2005), he wasn't as arsey back then.
Most people probably were screwing around with cheat-codes instead of playing the story. I should know, I've beaten SA only twice, but I played it for a long ass time
Gotta be honest, being trapped in a Porta potty and then being incased/buried in cement is probably the most unbelievably fucked up way to die I've ever heard.
- Moms always told me to not talk to strangers (y) ~fire up the loud, another round of shots~ - And look what happened to the bitch! ~~TURN DOWN 4 WHAT!!??~~
If GTA SA has the same art quality and additional features like playing tennis, surfing in GTA V. Then not a single game in the future can ever beat GTA SA
5:29 People only talk CJ being afraid of Claud before. But never talk about how he was angry here, and ready to take both of their asses (especially Claud) and end GTA Liberty City right after it started.🔥
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“Lady, I’m a God fearin peace lovin man of the people”
Straight up CJ
Reyhan that's busta
*Then proceeds to flex on the police and military
"No no, i can take rejection" HAHAHAH
Ancient comment Woww
@@quickest3964 ancient you mean 4 years ago? Well, I'm offended.
@@Terrydober1 so an old comment i guess
WAIT
OBJECTION
Old = Ancient
Wow i didnt *Obviously* know that
OLD means ancient
Even tho she burned alive she will not give up 😬
CJ is a mature man
Catalina just had no chill the whole time she was in this game lol
Catalina never had any chill, whether she was in 3 or SA. Bitch is just about the craziest antagonist GTA ever had.
She is a Fmi wetdream
Taking her down from the Chopper with the RPG is soooo satisfying
Yes
The voice actors must have really enjoyed recording their lines
Ryder voice actor certainly didn't
@@jackb.207 why ? did he get disrespect or what ?
@@4bhinaya as far as I know he wasn't payed very well
Nostalgic days
It has been 12 years since I've played this game, but I can remember 11:31 like it was yesterday.
how come you never played the game again? :o
Same
Maybe youve always cancelled all calls u recieve
I don’t remember that wtf
"And look what happened to the bitch"
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM
"Bleeeed, stoopiiid madafhakaa!!!!!" -Catalina
I SCROLLED DOWN AND READ THIS COMMENT THE MOMENT SHE SAID THAT
She's too kinky with the rack
Just don t duckin shoot me pls!
What about, um... the "Faster! Harder! Deeper!" part ?
8:56 Where'd you get that?! - Same place i buy my pants, hlmes. this is America!
xDDDD
This is America
i love that
Says this is america but he is mexican
@@lucianochannel9925 and?he lives in USA lol
@@lucianochannel9925 He’s American not Mexican. What is it with you Latin beans? You guys are more racist towards yourself than other races lol
Cj : Moms always told me not to talk to strangers.
Torreno : And look what happened to the Bitch !!!
Apply cold water to the burned area 😂😂
What happened ?
@@SanchoNacho She got shot.
@@SanchoNacho She died before the game started.
Damn bruh now I understand that line💀
8:56 "Same place i buy my pants, holmes. This is America."
i died.
I thought abaout boiler suits in gta 5
true dat
I actually don't understand that joke properly
Ammunation selling pants now? 🤣
"Sheeit I just bought another donut.. Don't criminals have any consideration?" lmaoo
I honestly feel the later characters like Catalina, The Truth, Zero, Woozie, Toreno, Kent Paul and Maccer don’t get too much love from the fanbase as much as Big Smoke, Ryder and Tenpenny. A pity, those characters had a lot of funny moments too and are very underappreciated.
I think it could be that those people don't really know much about the game or haven't played it fully yet.
Woozie is one of my favorites honestly
Toreno is my favourite character GTA 3-5 and all the named titles, James Woods did the voicing brilliantly and the script was brilliant.
As for Kent Paul, I'm a Brit so he just reminds me of how annoying Danny Dyer has gotten these days in his TV appearances. Vice City, San Andreas, Football Factory were all (2002-2005), he wasn't as arsey back then.
Woozie’s my favorite character in the game! I wish he had more scenes back in LS. I even named my favorite dog Woozie.
Most people probably were screwing around with cheat-codes instead of playing the story. I should know, I've beaten SA only twice, but I played it for a long ass time
CJ: Moms always told me not to talk to strangers.
T: And look what happened to the bitch!
OOOOOooooohhhh shots fired!!!!!
Burn level savage
CJ just got ROASTED!
Sgt Rohn should've had him swung on even if he missed
that was brutal
REKT
10:56 I love Cesar's reaction lol
I swear shes playing with me!
I don't know a worse way to die than 6:36. That shits terrifying, like one of my childhood nightmares
I dont care
buried alive in a toilet that guy gonna run out of oxygen
I'd be terrified too tbh
@@realcartoongirl no shit mate
@@beepboopily6285 you'd be resurrected anyway so stfu
0:13 LOL at the sign on door
+Gamer_ Boy I think he means max pane
DON'T EVEN THINK OF PARKING HERE
@@jamretro1336 0:30 Max Payne Easter Egg in GTA San Andreas
11:31 Moms always told me not to talk to the stranger - CJ
Your mom must be so proud of you even you were grown up
Muhd_Ismeek 28 and look what happend to that bitch
The dialogue in this game is the very definition of masterpiece, not a single cutscene was boring.
10:56
Carl: Wanna get in? *gets smacked*
Cesar: *snickers*
Kendl: look, *(pops Carl)* I thought this was supposed to be our foot on the ladder.
*internally wrrryyys
I wheezed
Catalina is like Trevor XD.
youwuyou Mexican trevor
youwuyou Female Trevor
Trevor's Wife! 😂
What if Catalina meets Trevor ?
Catalina is dead.
9:18 Are we gonna ignore the fact that CJ lost a game to a blind dude?
@3:24 fifty shades of San Andreas.
spikethompson2000 xD
Me likeyy
OH MA GAWD
50 shades of dip
Made my day.....
I laughed so hard when Catalina tortured Carl XD lmfao
Tom DeVito how? That part was actually really really creepy....
@ElRelicblox lolololo
ElRelicblox wat
@N0tRelic 5 years now
@@MrFuller876 6 years
"And look what happened to the bitch." Nailed it.
Don't you just love how 14 years later CJ is still the best protagonist in a game ever
I really don't like Catalina. As a non-girlfriend, she'd be one of my favorites, but as a girlfriend, she's...too crazy.
faster harder deeper!
She needs help
For some people that’s what get people hard
@Nostalgia For Infinity a girlfriend like Denise
7:12"Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-Jay!"
Gimme some room, bitch!!!
RIP Charlie Murphy
GTA V- The Graphics
GTA SA- The best of all GTA games & video games PERIODT SIS
*ok bye I just had to say that*
GTA V- Graphics, Better Ragdoll
GTA IV- Better Action
GTA SA- Storyline, Memes
Catalina, she could have been the female GTA protagonist, and it would have worked
Too bad she's canonically dead.
@@InessaMaximova DEAD? what happened?
@@ROARINGHEIGHTS You... Kill her on last mission of GTA III.
@@InessaMaximova And that happens when you only play the free mode and forget about the story.
9:56 I didn’t know Lester was in this gta lol
0:30 "Max Pane"
Gta 1 also had a Easter egg of max Payne. the pay and spray says "max paint"
1:00 I remember this. I choked on this one. My dad complained playing this game but after this moment. He became a gamer.
If Carl was in need of cash, *_he could just type HESOYAM_*
Gotta love Cesar.
SoFre$h "I swear shes playing with me!" - CV 1992
"we're closed! Pokgai!" i lost it when i was playing GTA SA for the first time since I'm chinese lmaooo 😂😂😂
what does it mean
@@AndreyAndreyevich prick
FLUSHNOUGHE GAMINGTVYT SHOW damn😁👌
The response kills me: "Stupid ass mothafucka .." 😂
@@Zeroshiki same here lmao
Claude has a very funny quote.
That's so interesting
-CJ
0:33 one of my favourite quotes
I love the part when Carl meets The Truth. It gives the story extra excitement!
Am I the only one to actually like Catalina?
+enes yazici jumps from highest building and survives by falling in fucking sma box...
she's badass. lol
NmLs42 I didn't like this part of the game I thought the missions were tedious as fuck
NmLs42 she turns me on lol
enes yazici
She's better in San Andreas. She is much more fleshed out.
5:08 its claude from gta 3
i know that
Supergamer245 omfg I just realized that! LOL
x X Y O 2 4 5 X x what an awesome crossover! ik it's the same game but it's exciting! 😀
x X Y O 2 4 5 X x GTA San Andreas was supposed to be the prequel to 3.
Yeah i remember
You're gonna dis my familia?!
Pretty hard not to. I wonder what Cesar sees in her what anyone else can't.
man I love this game so much, it was so memorable.
remember most of the quotes even YEARS after I since played it
Gotta be honest, being trapped in a Porta potty and then being incased/buried in cement is probably the most unbelievably fucked up way to die I've ever heard.
3:20 It's all fun and games until she cracks the whip!😂
- Moms always told me to not talk to strangers (y)
~fire up the loud, another round of shots~
- And look what happened to the bitch!
~~TURN DOWN 4 WHAT!!??~~
5:36
-Carl, how's San Fierrrroooo?
-*It's fucked up*
not gotta lie the gta san andreas story is wayyy better than gta 5 and the voice actors too
7:40
CJ: How you doin’?
*grunt*
6:40 this mission actually sacred me as a child
I was 19 when I first played that mission and it terrified me
_Moms Always told me not to talk to strangers_
11:32
"And look what happened to the bitch!" 🤣
@@chrisjoka2183 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀
"when i nwas a kid,swimming off the santa maria,i once got a condom stuck to my face."XD
Horror like that stays with you for life *believe that*
If GTA SA has the same art quality and additional features like playing tennis, surfing in GTA V. Then not a single game in the future can ever beat GTA SA
10:02-10:11 One of the best scenes in GTA history ..😅😅
Can you tell me which mission is that?
@@GwImFine Test Drive
"Hell of a defense you got there buddy"!🤣that backhand was fierce
Catalina : "Not only was he driving, but he was satisfying me, fully"
CJ : "That's the advantage of the stick shift i guess.."
You gotta love cesar and woozie😂👌🏾
5:12
Carl could Easily destroy Claude.
True man
6:25 xD oh gosh that was a hilarious mission, the memories
8:57 xDDDDDDDDDD
I miss the "How was it?" "Different." Part after Catalina whips CJ.
2:58 “Oh my god. What in hell’s name is that?”
5:29 People only talk CJ being afraid of Claud before. But never talk about how he was angry here, and ready to take both of their asses (especially Claud) and end GTA Liberty City right after it started.🔥
I love the fact that CJ is wearing the disguise mask through this!
CJ got a condom stuck on his head 😂😂😂
Catalina : "How's yourr feel?"
CJ : "Different..."
Blind Whoozie .. best of the game xDD
The interaction between Catalina and the gas station dude is one of my favorite dialogues in any game
11:31 I'm fucking dead! This game is GOLD!
11:27 best part of the video 😂
7:48. Best Line in the whole Game.
"carl. brother. relax man. youre really killing my fucking vibe here"
"Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up your vibe, old man."
0:29 Store sign at bottom left says “Max Pane” obvious reference to a certain series.
Man, you practically made a movie, this is what I allways wanted to see, thanks man
2:47 if a girl makes you say "please no" run like he'll bro
why isn't "the pope shit in the woods" not there
i never realized how funny this game was when i was 12 or 13 playing this
lol Catalina is hilarious
This whole game is hilarious
and who the fuck is bercly
BEST QUOTE EVERRRRR
04:54 cj was talking about claude
Lol🤣
" GOD SPEEED DRIVERRR, GOD SPEEED!" 😂
Aztecz A1 "We need more than just the Lord's benefaction !"
0:53 am i the only one who noticed that this "derek" have the voice of Ron from Gta 5?
"...before I call the Sheriff." Man your entire gas station is situated opposite the Sheriff's Dept.
Sheriff's be watching anyway. xD xD xD
11:30 LMFAO
Who the fuck is berkley?
I love the humor of the writers here
6:26 that's the most ruthless death ever !!
Man that tanker guy had me weak af worst acting ever
5:02 When the game i bought from Steam Sales getting cheaper on the next Sales.
At 0:30 seconds read the glass "Max Pane"
9:41 “belly dad” my god I love San Andreas
One of the best line in game 11:33
3:56 That guy in blue chew like a horse Lol
best line in the game: 6:29 "You almost hit me!"
Seriously, Catalina's personality is completely different in GTA 3
2:54 You all should really close your eyes and just listen. So entertaining
I closed my eyes and I moved when he got hit💀
Catalina is a legend xD
Catalina is the best! :D
Your version of CJ looks like Humpty from Digital Underground!
0:30 got me in tears😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
"What all that damned shatter?"
"Holy crap I didn't see nothing"