GTA San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes [Part 1]
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- Grand Theft Auto San Andreas - Best Moments & Quotes - Part 1 (Los Santos Chapter #1)
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My younger self didn’t appreciate this jokes enough. They are hilarious 😂
Same but that yo soy Grande I'll smoke you coming from Big Smoke was too funny
facts bro, i did always laugh when Jeffrey.... oops my bad OG Loc was in any scene
@@Cheeks730 OG Loc made me laugh cause he acts hard, but everyone knows he is softer than wet noodles 😂😂😂
I’ll
Is gta san still worth to play?
"best moments"???? the whole damn game was the best moment
OOOOHHHHHH
All you had to do was to follow the damn train CJ
Alphieboy except the zero missions
I played it again but it was pretty bad
@@ouwebok3356 what you talkin about, this game is a masterpiece
Carl Johnson, The greatest character ever created by Rockstar.
Technically Trevor was the best in terms of personality and uniqueness. Everyone just has the classic passionate love for CJ which is why i still prefer him.
Saurabh Kanhere
Dammit.. how did i know some unintelligent person would respond to that comment.. where did i mention vice city or anything to due with it.... I mentioned TREVOR PHILLIPS who is a more thought out and well designed character than CJ. I STILL LIKE CJ BETTER THOUGH
***** Ape.
***** Whatever you say, kid.
***** ok
16:35
Smoke: “Shit! Thats gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin the blunt!”
Never gets old 😂
i mean if i were in that story i wouldnt stop yammerin bout it every 18 seconds XD
@@BilalKuvapra2008 ha
D
So fucking true…
"I know you're blind but you gotta see this man" 😂😂
Poor Woozie
"I'm blind not stupid"
V. ? “I’m stupid not blind”
What you gon do if the ballas come thru? Throw shoes at em?
aeon has has
I didn’t realize Loc was getting clapped in prison until I got older 😂
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIITTT
Lmaoooo now you know 😹
What does that mean?
@@hetaeramancer he put his yay at a funeral
Same bro😂😂
ahhhhh all those references you didn't get when you was 12 years old are now clear as fucking day... lmao
DarthPingu07 like?????
+sid kapoor thats gon be a hell of a story to tell when we passin the blunt
LMAOOO ^ I didnt get that shit too I thought it was "pass in the blunt"
sid kapoor When Freddy says to Loc "You dropped the soap sugar!"
+sid kapoor i'm guessing you was exposed at an early age... poor guy.
6:47 I really love this. Truly a sibling moment. We can really see CJ is the little shit of the family. Probs Brian too but he's dead. Sigh...
That "Shut up Carl" was great, Made me laugh hard
Brian from his grave:"shut up,Carl"
@@POPCATthe3rd 💀💀💀
“Same ol’ CJ! busta, straight busta!”
*3 seconds later*
*A W S H I T R U N*
Haha
Ah S H I T here we go again
@Carl Johnson You still a busta To me
@@ryder5813 not a busta if he had to deal with you all the time
@@byakuyatogami1802
Wait. Aren't U supposed to be blind?
13:23
CJ doesn't want to go to the party, but once OG Loc explains he won't be rapping, CJ suddenly is alright with going
lmao
Globo I couldn’t blame him but now days is rather hear that than some of these newer artist.
"Thought the motherfucking mic was broke"
Og was one of the bedt character
Psycho pathic 22 For me he is one of the annoying character. But, in artwork, he looks cool.
og loc perfectly explains today's artist
just mash words together and hope for the best
Ryder : Give up the money! This a RAID!
Pizza Guy : Ryder not this again.
Ryder : *It ain't me fool*
No one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad
@Joseph Kobatake me too and I've been playing since I was like 5 xD
Ohh shit run
U sir are a genius😂😂😂😂😂
Joseph Kobatake i dont get it lol
"Like it says in the book, we are both blessed, and cursed"
"wHaT fUcKiNg bOoK??"
Same things that makes us laugh makes us cry
The bible homie
the holy quran
"check out special agent big smoke"
that foreshadowing..
*I KNEW I WAS THE CHOSEN ONE!*
Michael O Callaghan have you heard the theory that Ryder wasnt supposed to be the antagonist because in the cut scene even tho he with big smoke CJ never mentions his name.
I always was wondering that why CJ never mentioned Ryder... he may not be as big as Smoke( in every meaning), but he is certainly an important character.. I just don't understand the developers sometimes.
i am the best there ever was
@@vargadaniel4089 either rockstar didnt pay him enough(which rockstar has a history of doing)and he left or he was too busy making music. They literally reused lines and slowed them down and CJ never mentions Ryder. And he also just immediately kills his childhood friend without him giving an explanation. Ryder's change was definitely late in development
You aren't a GTA player if you don't know Big Smoke's full order.
xDante 00 I’m too intelligent for this shit
2 no9 no9 large no6 with an extra dip 2 number 45 one with cheese and a large soda
@@ismailfardane3207 you missed "a number 7", you aint real gangsta
You mean that two number nines, one large, number six with extra dip, number seven, two number 45s (one with cheese) and the large soda thing, right...? I MEAN HOW MUCH CAN A GUY EAT DAYUM!
THERES KETCHUP ALL OVER THE SEAT
It's strange, Los Santos feels like my hometown.
At least it was before you fucked everything up.
You live in Los Angeles?
@@LGaragem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel the same. And I live in Siberia lol.
Tell that to people that played samp for the past 15 years
"Hey, Carl, ignore that motherfucker, you did good today."
The motivation tho.😂
1:32 'Hey, slow down, fool. You don't even know which door it is.'
'Whatever man..'
*points to only door in hallway*
'..this it?'
'Yeah this is it right here'
Still gets me every time
hotwire96 lmfao I just noticed that
It could be doors behind the camera angle....
There is actually another door in that hallway, you can't see it here but you can see it in Beat down at the B dup.
hotwire96 zheya this it
"hell yeah"
"hell yeah what?
"hell yeah sir!"
"Now go make that mothafuckin toilet sparkle"
IdioticVidz all you had to do was copy gta quote to get a lot of likes and views
all you had to do was waste your time posting this garbage reply.
Fuck that fooo
hell yeah *roar*
the best game ever. written like a movie, hollywood voice acting, perfect soundtrack for all tastes,memorable dialogue and characters and a huge open world where you can do almost everything. even the imperfection and glitches of the graphics somehow make it cooler.
Quiet u weakling
@@Assassino275 lol fuck you gta v kid
Assassino275 what an idiot honestly, not even a proper argument.
Yeah boy
@@Assassino275 Fat boi
The nostalgia is actually insane. I grew up with this. What a great childhood having a notepad full of cheat codes lol
12:12 "Is he available for coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?"
Very underrated line.
Sorry dude, i didn't know that you writed this too, so, coh-myoo-nee-kay-shun?
@@nectarwithj Yes 👍
Yeah, really
Imagine if he said that for 10 minutes lmao.. 😂😂
Who? Loc?
“Hey excuse me jose yo soy el grando smokio and I want that grass, comprende ?” Lmao
What is the translation?
Dragneel Ace that’s not right spanish actually, he’s just asking for weed(grass)
I’m latin and that quote make me laugh so much.
Alanlion14 one thing I don’t understand why spanish country people are addressed as latins, Latin is a language of italy and a billion of times different from spanish and south american people,
BigHavoc 666 there are diferences, the countries for Central America, México and South America are called Latín-Americans. That’s why sometimes we call ourselves latins.
-Man, stop being so negative! Focus on the good news!
-Such as?
-We ain't dead, and your trigger finger stil works fool!
SAN ANDREAS is love
Ian Delos Angeles CJ: Yeah Who's negative now Bitch
Big Smoke:Point taken,Ill keep my mouth shut from now on
keenan7434 i can drive as well ad CJ man im telling you
GamerSpyro 5643 lol yea
keenan7434 man wassup
keenan7434 xD
0:27 samuel Jackson.. damn..I was young to realize who the voice actor was
And The Game as well
Same...just googled it and i played many hours like u 😅
@@ThisIsRikyI didn’t know The Game was in this, who did he voice
"It ain't me fool"
- Ryder, 1992
No one else is that small!, i feel sorry for your dad!.
"We could shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you"
That's the greatest line I've ever heard in a video game😂
I think my favourite line is from nearly hitting a pedestrian
"Scuse you you fuck"
it's so corny
Even as a kid I loved that line
Big Smoke: Hold my number 9
"Who?"
"Offcier hernandez,i work with tenmenny and pulaski"
"Oh,the bitch" best quote XD
"Admit it you just they bitch"
Cj's quotes are disastrous!
*Whatever you say bitch*
@@Zorisura when did he say it??
Whos tenmenny
i laughed so hard at that when i first heard it 😂😂
2:35 What Almost Everyone Came For
No
8:48
2 number nines 😂
CJ's face when Big Smoke finishes making his extensive request... so hilarious!
1:56
GTA San Andreas is a goddamn masterpiece
The Engie That Cried Nope true that
The Engie That Cried Nope true
Hell yea
The Engie That Cried Nope Memes, fun, refrence, good story, gameplay, controls, mods, multiplayer.. its just A legend.
The Engie That Cried Nope
Yup, I agree with you there
''We can shit on you from such a height, you'll think God himself has crapped on you. You understand?''
officer Tenpenny at his best
BNDo bad ass
wheres that bit?
Ali Abbas the very first donut shop scene
BuHzaRRo sjsjs
2:07 "Good afternoon, Balla dope pushers! Grove Street OG's come to do damage" *PING*
Lmao, that scene gets me everytime.
Lol That *PING* took him out
"come to do damage" is part of my vocabulary thanks to this game
I could've swore he said 'pussies' until now 😳
The *PING* ended me.
01:01 I always came back for this moment
*"IT AIN'T ME, FOOL!"*
“Slow down fool. You don’t even know which door it is”
“Whatever man. Is this it ?”
“Yeah this it right here”
😭😭😭😭
WavyAnt _ nobody:
OG LOC: I’m Gangsta
If you put it 0.5 sounds like they are drunk
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Best scene ever XD
+Fare It is stuck in my head forever, I always remember the right order
When you realize that was just him stalling so he wouldn't have to kill the ballas, not to spoil if you haven't gotten far in the missions but big smoke is secretly with tenpenny and the ballas
Let's Go Blues! Holy shit dude. I've completed this game way over 30 times and I never thought that he was just stalling, i just always found it funny because he was fat that's why he ordered that much lol. However, i did in fact notice that it was strange how after that he wouldn't shoot the ballas in that drive-by, but yeah man thanks for a different perspective.
+Plisko Lol didn't you get the ending?
gimme me a number 6 with extra dip
This is easily my favorite GTA story.
Ikr
Same here! Up there with GTA4 imo. GTA4 is a bit more somber, but I think it was great in its own way.
GTA5 on the other hand, sheesh.. It's some 10000 miles below sealevel compared to those two.
Solid Snake I feel you bro! the thing is with GTA 4.. lmao the only thing good was the story. Everything else was garbage about that game
Fuckoff so true I just bought it and have nothing to do now. San Andreas and five have so much to do compared to any other gta. Also five has the best character : Trevor
@@-Anonymous-. You never played gta 4
Ryder chilling in his backyard and "it was a good day" playing is truly blissful vibe ❤
this game really illustrated the life of a criminal with moments like that, above everything living a thug life is about having freedom, its probably a damn wednesday afternoon too and bro has no obligations
"hey man"
"wassup"
"wanna go to prison?"
"WHAT"
"hehehehehehe"
WUT*
Nah
bucky barnes 100th like
lol
That foreshadowing got me! XD
Emmet: I've always got high quality merchandise
Carl:
16:02
I mean to be fair, he has been spray and prayin for quite some time, add the fact infinite ammo... .3.
LMAOOOOOOO
"Well... EMMET AIN'T THE PENTAGON."
LMFAO
STUPID BITCH😂😂🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️👏👏👏!!!!
If you remember every single one of these moments, you spent a lot of time with this game lol I know I did
binary1123 ohh yes good times even Vice City and 3
binary1123 Yeah man I spent over a 1000 hours on this game and I am still playing it.
Me too.
binary1123 yup :D
i remember every single line and quote and scene from this game. i can easily replay the whole game misison by mission in my head with all the correct lines. yet i cant even remember some of my friends names. Thats how much of a huge part of my life this game was when i was a kid. Also the voice acting was top notch and had some awesome actors. newer games dont have that. and they dont improvise in any way. gta sa is so gangsta and real because real gangstas and rappers from the 90's voiced the characters and added their own elements to the game..
2:32 Such a great way to dodge a question. Thank you for the tip Smoke
7:02
O.G Loc: Your ass is mine!
O.G Loc: Oh, no no no I didn't mean it like that!
Itsghostvenom GVC What? Who? You want fries with that?
@@pottytheparrot310 ko mu ne kay shunnn???
ohh you mean jeffry
It was in reference that Jeffery was raped by that person in prison for 3 weeks
"i don't need your scrawny ass"
3:19 a Ballas just chillin on the roof of the car 😂😂💀
16:41 best gangsta line in the entire game
New Gta should be about whats goin on in Brooklyn right now Subscribe to my channel for ny gang content (Crips, Blood, Gangster Disiples)
@Goodstranger44 go to my channel
Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a story to tell when we passin' the blunt!.
We saw the video
12:20😂😂😂 “SO?”🤣
Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta!
Ryder Ryder nigga
Ryder, you sherm-head!
you sherm head
:D
How did the guy miss that shot. He was right there. lol
*cashier pulls out a shotgun*
Ryder: OH SHIT! RUN!
9:58 I guess I've never failed this mission because this cutscene was new to me! So Ryder just leaves if you fail?! LOL!
4
I hate this mission as a child. I didn't know english and just do what I know. Didn't know I supposed to walk silently. Failed it dozens of times, the following train mission is many times easier for me than that.
Always felt bitter that Ryder left me there. Damn him.
I shot the dudes head with a sniper close range which made a glitch where he wasn’t triggered which I can run around the house freely ignoring the noise
@@GBV- nice
@@rachelciel3330 me too I didn't speak English and I failed it so many times back then 😂
now that im older, this shit is hilarious
17:38 Cj predicted the future 😱
No
No, it's just the same shit happening for years.
@@devrim-oguz Oh really
Nah that’s crazy gang 😭
"I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge!"
"That is put dust in my weed"
KRMA VDMarne It's Ese not is
Vincent Vega "CJ don't run out on me again".
"I smoke cuz I gives me piece of mind"
Them white boys had me on Crystal Meth
GTA San Andreas will always be my favorite game it has such amazing story line. A very big and diverse map. Lots of free mode things to do and last but not least. It has the best main character. CJ
I like Big Smoke.
Except for the fact he betrayed the Grove.
I'll have 2 number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s one with cheese and a large soda
it also has the best music imo
The San Andreas map may be smaller than the GTA V one, but it sure feels bigger. I mean, it's 3 diverse cities. The places are memorable, since they all are different. In GTA V everything kinda looks the same.
"Ryder! Not this again!"
" It aint me,fool!"
Non-one else is that small. I feel sorry for your dad.
SHIT! CHU CRAZY! LET'S GET UP OUTTA HERE!
This pizza parlor is not push over
11:53 this is soo hillarious 🤣🤣🤣
Can't stop replaying and laughing
😂😂😂
1:03 "Ryder, not this again?!"
Ryder: "It ain't me fool"
LOL
"No one else is that small, I feel sorry for your dad"
@@dougmurraydrumsred”Shit you crazy! Let’s get up outta here!”
I wasn't ready for 14:02. Spat out all my water
John Sandoval like what the fuck..😂😂
That the best line for me
3:17
A policeman doesn't give a damn about shooting and chaos on the street but starts chasing when Carl hits a man
Amigo Seven priorities man 😂
GTA logic.
And thats why we love this game to the core
I hate authorities in sa. At least in Bully I can get authorities on my side by punching someone behind them and run to their vision range when my victim try to hit me back. it's always hilarious to see grown up old man I punched in the street got choked by my own teacher for hitting me.
When your mom comes home and you and your siblings forgot to take the chicken out the freezer - 9:13
"Well what you gonna do if the Ballas roll through, throw shoes at 'em?"
This one line always crack me up.
I'll have two number 9's...
QProJoeQ a number 9 large...
Dead Pol a number 7...
Dead Pol one with cheese...
LMAO
and then.....?
This game is infinitely quotable. This is peak Rockstar
7:22
CJ's wearing that fake mustache makes it perfect
"We gotta stick with him!"
"I ain't built for this shit!"
GTA V- Fun Game, Good Graphics
GTA lV- Realistic Game, Best Graphics and Actions
GTA SA- Nice Graphics (in my opinion), Hilarious Gameplay, Best Storyline
GTA III - Decent yet dated Graphics. Underrated game.
@@rommix0 totally agree deserves more credit
In my opinion too
@@markokingxd902 For sure. tbh I have more memories of GTAIII when it came out than San Andreas (another good title). I remember how blown my mind was at the age of either 9 or 10 (2002-ish).
@@rommix0 as much as I like GTA 3, many other things are dated in that game
2:35 the best saying in the whole of the GTA series
2:35 - Starting the best moment.
GTA San Andreas is the best thing ever
Last time I played was from 2008 to 2016
8:48 this is immortal
maxiqum s1 nigga was mad you he walked off and disappeared into thin air
If only CJ was though. 😔
"Same old CJ! Busta! Straight busta" lol that never get's old.
Emy La Gargola NO NEVER IDIOT
17:39. CJ was way ahead of the curve.
You mean the thing about George Floyd?
@@thevaldis1167 no, the thing about curious george
Grzesiek Floryda
Torturing people isn't new.
@@maxpulido4268 And he wasn't the only victim, but I wonder if he said "Please"
5:54 makes me always laugh 😂😂
What is CJ doing while OG Loc's speaking?
@@farwahbatool6247 Laughing his ass off
🤣🤣
4:42 he’s holding a desert eagle but the sound of it going off sounds like an original pistol
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!
I knew this would be in the comment.
did anyone else had hard time on that level?
+The Barbie Girl pff, try freefall on PC. Took me 3 years 😂
anybody else notice the dead body under the car @ 13:31?
Ethan Vuolo Man shut the fuck up Cee Lo Green
2:33 I'M HUNGRY!
"best moments" Are you going to show the whole game then?
TRUE... true.
No profile Picture OOF
@No profile Picture yeah that mission with the rc plane blowing up the vans was cancer
i'll have 2 number 9s. a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, 2 number 45s, 1 with cheese and a large soda.
TheFirewolfx really funny not overused meme
Also make the soda diet, don't wanna get fat
Alex Cortez Why are you watching this video if you hate old memes. It is full of them.
TheFirewolfx All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ!
3:52 makes me laugh every time 🤣
"Grove Street OG's come to do damage!"
*Plink*
"Das a lotta damage"
Balla: fuck them Grove Street fools! GROVE STREET GOING DOWN!!!
Ryder: ninja these motherfuckers!
2:34 your welcome
I want a San Andreas Remake NOW!!!!!!!!!!11
You can get it on Xbox 360,PlayStation 3,PlayStation 4. If you're talking about console
1vs1? Remaster'
1vs1? Remaster'
Gumpyro whɪte prɪde worʟd wɪde i did
Imagine San Andreas remade with GTA 5s engine, and GTA 4's ragdoll physics
3:09
The police : "nah, this shit above my paygrade"
Ryder under a lame disguise, trying to rob the Well Stacked at the bottom of Ganton : It ain't ME, fool
"Nobody else is that small, I feel sorry for your dad" haha
Humour in this game was 111%scooba steve
Ryder, you crazy! Let's get up out of here!
Same old CJ, Busta, Straight Busta
This pizza parlor’s no pushover!
Ryder, not this again!
"It ain't ME fool!"
"ALL YOU HAD TO DO IS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ,!!!!"
11:13 probably one of the best dialogue cut scene in the game! So many memories ❤
8:20 we got stick with him!... I ain't built for this sh*t... 😂😂😂
In "I ain't built for this sh*t" part he also tells "Iam done" or something like that.
🤣🤣🤣
😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤲🏾🤲🏾💀💀💀!!
"Hey - Excuse me, jose, yo soy El Grando Smokio"🤣
14:03 LOL 😂😂😂
Alaeddine Bekakchi ikr
🤣
GTA San Andreas was one of best things that happened in my childhood. My memory have almost every road and area of this game. Ironically I don't even know much about my own city. Thank you universe for this.
Samuel L., waay ahead of his time.
if only he's voiced by samuel L. it would be so fitting and legend LOL
@@TCGArsenal he is
@@squidwardtentacles3928 no he is not. Just google it man~
@@TCGArsenal wait do you mean officer tenpenny? Because samuel was his voice actor
@@squidwardtentacles3928 i meant CJ lol
How to discover dank memes:
Jus' follow the damn train.
don't forget the number 9, number 9 large, number six with extra dip, the two number forty fives one withe cheese, and a large soda.
These are cringy overused "dank" memes.
@@picleslover5111 Overused but hardly cringey
AnimationWithJumbo now it's "Ah shit here we go again"
The best quote ever is : I SMOKE CAUSE IT GIVES ME KNOWLEDGE !
Like if You Agree with me !
Everything that one pedestrian says is hilarious
Your profile pic actually made me think there was a fly on my laptop
+Aidan Last same
YES!! I was just talking about this quoye wit a couple homies lol
KNAWLEDGE
I just realized that CJ had to be registered in the passenger list for his flight to Los Santos, and the coroner should be able to estimate the moment Pendlebury was shot. That would not only exonerate CJ but also incriminate Tempenny and Pulaski. But idk Los Santos is completely corrupt anyway lol
8:48 All we had to do was follow the damn train,CJ. My favourite part.
That censorship at 2:08 though
😂😂😂😂
xd
11:55
"Yo! That shit sucks! Damn"
The best part :D
Kinda mad how Big Smoke was a double crosser the whole time. Was too young to understand the whole plot at the time
17:38 "i can't breathe!"
This hits different now
Shit
XDDDDD
Gta san was ahead of its time
Lmao
GTA III, Vice City, San Andreas is Best Trilogy
14:03 Gets me every time.
Same man XD
Im ded lool
5:46 Its hilarious!!!
Still being played on and offline after all those years. Legendary game.
I'll have...
Two number 9s,
A number 9 large,
A number 6 with extra dip,
A number 7,
Two number 45s... one with cheese,
And a large soda
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