DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 2/PART 2]

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  • @raafiaahmed3183
    @raafiaahmed3183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Dr Cox: "Would people stop calling me chief?"
    Dr Kelso: "Hey numbnuts" 😂😂

  • @jaywar69
    @jaywar69 9 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Dr. Cox... one of televisions greatest characters!

    • @MCB400100
      @MCB400100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +jaywar69 THE greatest character.

    • @paulgroark3024
      @paulgroark3024 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amen

    • @tylertilwick6852
      @tylertilwick6852 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He’s the mentor every kid needs…
      … But not the one they deserve

  • @bigmetroidfan1263
    @bigmetroidfan1263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    2:05
    Dr. Cox: People, please stop calling me chief.
    Dr. Kelso: Hey numbnuts

    • @stevenhulbert6973
      @stevenhulbert6973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      perfect

    • @PyrozPlayground
      @PyrozPlayground 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the best! XD

    • @jenniferchough
      @jenniferchough 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      great beat on that timing.

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Hmm... is that better or worse?"

    • @haddy106
      @haddy106 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Kelso is the only character who is funny no matter what he says

  • @charlatte793
    @charlatte793 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "Will you get off my ex wife?"
    "I will if you will." 😂😂😂😂

  • @Gauchox77
    @Gauchox77 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    9:37 "gosh now i'm too proud to get mad at you" LMFAO

  • @TlalocW
    @TlalocW 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Love Tom Cavanagh and how he's able to be in a role like JD's brother and then pull off sinister Harrison Wells from the Flash.

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s why he’s one of the very few who could go up against Dr. Cox!!

  • @Theinen84
    @Theinen84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    9:35 I'll forever think that wasn't in the script. Judy went off script with a lil improv and John couldn't keep the Dr. Cox up and tried to recover. Then the crew was like "hey, better than the original joke. Let's go with that" lol.

    • @luckyleo25
      @luckyleo25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It really does look like that!

    • @unlimited971
      @unlimited971 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Her smile looks too nice and genuine yeah

  • @PyrozPlayground
    @PyrozPlayground 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    6:43!
    "Minimal side effects. Only nausea, impotence, and anal leakage."
    "I'm getting two outta three just from the conversation!"
    X'D

    • @SuperFatoss
      @SuperFatoss 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i died laughing at this, i had to repeat it like 10 times

  • @M3mphix
    @M3mphix ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:52 has to be one of the most low-key but powerful moments of the whole series.

  • @ZenZudokai
    @ZenZudokai 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "We don't do it because it's fun...we do it so we can get by." To retain what little sanity few of them have left. And their humanity. Damn...

  • @HaRdCoReD1027
    @HaRdCoReD1027 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Dr Cox is genuinely the doctor to rival all doctors. Even though he's clearly a fucker he also carries the very rare ability to truly care for a patient. All he cares about is doing everything in his power to see his patients through to the next day at the very least ❤ bravo Mr McGinley sir!

  • @jordanproudfoot2545
    @jordanproudfoot2545 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love the first scene and how Dan just is not afraid of cox at all

  • @soleilsoleil716
    @soleilsoleil716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    He’s utterly a comedic genius.

  • @ITAMrPink
    @ITAMrPink 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    One of my favourite answers ever: 6:42
    - Plomox is the most effective anti-arrhythmic drugs on the market right now and it has minimal side effects: only nausea, impotence and anal leakage
    - I'm getting two out of three just from the conversation!

  • @polreamonn
    @polreamonn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:18 - Heather Locklear checking out Dr Cox's tushie. Quality.

  • @blueberrymcphuckerson9821
    @blueberrymcphuckerson9821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    02:53, as a student trying to get into the medical field: this moment is so difficult to explain to non-medical people why a lot of healthcare worker have an offensive sense of humor.

    • @dustyaries
      @dustyaries 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You think medical people got offensive sense of humor? Try being a combat soldier.

    • @ph34rbucket91
      @ph34rbucket91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They'd get along with anyone in the military. We come up with some dark, but admittedly hilarious shit. Especially when we're forced to stay sober.

    • @shieldfaith1
      @shieldfaith1 ปีที่แล้ว

      An aunt who is now a retired nurse in some ways be able to both of those. She started her nursing career in the Air Force during Vietnam then retired at least a few years ago as an administrative nurse of a maternity/delivery ward of a major hospital.

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:30 just kills me every time; she just smokes his @$$ with that line.

  • @TheValorious
    @TheValorious 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:19
    I'm always surprised watching this reels and finding some of my favorite actors I watch now a days had short takes on shows I watched on and off

  • @SamHeaton264
    @SamHeaton264 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Nice work Nancy Drew. Now see if you can solve the one about the missing ID badge" dead. Utterly dead.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Don't do this to me Bob"
    "Do it to him Bob"

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    8:51 - 9:16 J.D.: *And here comes the wink. Okay, maybe I'll start it off.* 😉
    Dr. Cox: "😠Oh my God, Sabrina, you had better tell me that you just had lazer eye surgery, and they accidentally severed the muscle that allows you to keep that lid up, 😡because YOU DID NOT JUST WINK AT ME!"
    J.D.: "😰I didn't mean anything by it. I-I wink at everyone. Hey, Dr. Kelso! 😉"
    Dr. Kelso: "😒Save it for the bathhouses, sport."

  • @daneyal7162
    @daneyal7162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Dr Cox vs Dr Harry Wells...let the snark wars begin!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @andretitan4193
    @andretitan4193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wished my name was perry only 5xs in my life... and it began with this video

  • @SkullAngel002
    @SkullAngel002 8 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I lost it at 6:48 - 6:52.

    • @Anand1089
      @Anand1089 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      omg yes !!! rofl

  • @darkandunatural
    @darkandunatural 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Different look for Reverse Flash

  • @ImShep117
    @ImShep117 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Damn Heather Locklear is smoking hot at 8:23...

    • @maninthemachine
      @maninthemachine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mike O hell yeah

    • @abrahamclark3172
      @abrahamclark3172 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      maninthemachine Not that John McGinley's facial expressions weren't gut bustingly hilarious during this scene at all either...

    • @williambaier9108
      @williambaier9108 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agree

    • @sirg-had8821
      @sirg-had8821 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She's been hot for decades.

  • @Shebeast3
    @Shebeast3 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

    dan vs cox is absolutely brilliant.

  • @zeez17
    @zeez17 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    am getting 2 out of 3 just from the conversation.

    • @stevesretics
      @stevesretics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Efceccrecrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreec

  • @jonarnall7651
    @jonarnall7651 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Oh my god Sabrina! You had better tell me that you just had laser eye surgery and they accidentally served the muscles that keeps your lid open because you did not just wink at me!

  • @MrBadApple999
    @MrBadApple999 7 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    becauseyoudidnotjustwinkatme

  • @SirDistic
    @SirDistic 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    12:20 is one of my favorite Dr Cox rants. "Go to hell Shakira" It's just so underrated. I think about it from time to time.

  • @tylertilwick6852
    @tylertilwick6852 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    12:18 best rant in the video IMO

  • @sebastianemond5313
    @sebastianemond5313 ปีที่แล้ว

    12:15 - 12:34 Man, I am so gonna use that the next time someone gives me attitude like they know better, and then comes to ask for advice or help afterwards.

  • @ddingus2254
    @ddingus2254 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Save it for the bath houses sport...lmfao

  • @seanocansey2956
    @seanocansey2956 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Harambe spotted at 2:51
    he lives on......

  • @ricosalvaje8131
    @ricosalvaje8131 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    J.D's brother annoys the hell out of me. Hes so cringe inducing.

  • @LumpInABog
    @LumpInABog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the last scene just killed me. XD

  • @traeparsley3638
    @traeparsley3638 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...you must of cut your hand on your doll house"

    • @kevinskipp8016
      @kevinskipp8016 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He actually said must have...you can tell this as that means something whereas "must of" is total gibberish.

  • @Skyeyez99
    @Skyeyez99 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    #87 had me dying 😂

  • @MrHari232
    @MrHari232 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    What does JD mean by saying "busy eating sour grapes?"

    • @MrCompassionate01
      @MrCompassionate01 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Sour Grapes" meaning a sore loser. JD was being sassy.

    • @MrHari232
      @MrHari232 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, mate!

    • @idunbeezasmart1
      @idunbeezasmart1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hey, Rhonda. Never use "sassy" again.

    • @traeparsley3638
      @traeparsley3638 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      idunbeezasmart1 I see what ya did there.

    • @charlessands6933
      @charlessands6933 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      technically, "sour grape" mean rationalization of a failer.

  • @Asher_Tye
    @Asher_Tye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Dan

  • @CasualVideoGamer
    @CasualVideoGamer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Soooo.. what did JD forget on that one patient?

    • @patrickmacken6046
      @patrickmacken6046 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He forgot that sometimes you're just unlucky.

    • @jamesa7506
      @jamesa7506 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      To not to kill the patient.

  • @trajan74
    @trajan74 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Carla > Elliot

  • @kousseye155
    @kousseye155 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doctor Wells,. We meet at last.

  • @andreidragostin
    @andreidragostin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This universe's Dr. Wells is JD's brother. Hmm...

  • @traeparsley3638
    @traeparsley3638 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Blockbuster :(

  • @AdamWarlock7
    @AdamWarlock7 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    whos JD's girlfriend at the end 14:01

    • @roryokane5907
      @roryokane5907 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Something Gift-Shop Girl!

  • @MorgaineRiddlePrince
    @MorgaineRiddlePrince 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    83. Agree

  • @haddy106
    @haddy106 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    2:55 This.

  • @caseyhagood1287
    @caseyhagood1287 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    DR Cox you need good job. You call Dr John he is white behind

  • @caseyhagood1287
    @caseyhagood1287 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Tell chocolate basketball haed Dr Christopher Tucker. Call him he got chocolate milk basketball haed this is Casey Lynn hagood I just let you know.

  • @Mr.Andrew.
    @Mr.Andrew. 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    87

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:19 This is why you should avoid marriage (and more importantly, children).

  • @flashback0180
    @flashback0180 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cox vs HR Wells