DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 1/PART 1]
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 31 พ.ค. 2014
- Season 1, episode 1
1: 05:04 -- 5:35
2: 6:57 -- 8:40
Season 1, episode 2
3: 11:35 -- 12:48
4: 19:36 -- 19:54
Season 1, episode 3
5: 3:01 -- 3:30
6: 6:53 -- 7:38
7: 16:40 -- 17:37
Season 1, episode 4
8: 5-06 -- 6:07
9: 13:56 -- 14:48
Season 1, episode 5
10: 4:37 -- 6:10
11: 09:17 -- 10:00
12: 19:37 -- 21:00
Season 1, episode 6
13: 6:37 -- 7:45
14: 14:07 -- 14:53
Season 1, episode 7
15: 14:27 -- 14:48
Season 1, episode 8
16: 1:43 -- 1:58
17: 08:37 -- 09:17 - บันเทิง
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"You seem unhappy... I like that" the janitor is great🤣🤣🤣
That rant where he yells at Elliot but keeps flashing smiles at the patient and then tells her to laugh is so well played
It's REALLY important that you let me get to 10 😁😁
Dr. Cox is everything. He is the best part of the show
I agree he's my favourite character😂
Janitor is a close race. Neil Flynn adlibbed most of his jokes to the point that the writers just started putting "Janitor says something funny" in the script for a lot of his lines lol. But I agree John C McGinley crushed this role and it really shows his amazing acting ability. When a supporting/character actor can command so much of a presence like that. Dude is a force of nature lol
Melissa Margis the rough but necessary father figure/teacher.
Agreed, say less. I totally agree.
By a LONG SHOT!!!
"What do you wanna watch there, Captain Courage?" "Days of our Lives?" "Adda boy." Cox goes back to the dog thing, I love that!
Well, Doug was a good boy. He deserves a reward. 🐩
The Eisenhower was a sissy part always gets me 😂😂
His Tylenol rant is so good. I love Dr.Cox greatest TV show character of all time.
What do real doctors say about Tylenol?
Oké haha, i just googled it and it's Paracetamol, to the Dutch. I agree with Cox on this one. Still curious what a real doctor would say about it, but Tylenol isn't a drug where dosage matters all that much.
@@jobkramer560 The drug is properly called Acetaminophen over here, Tylenol is just the brand name of one of the more popular over-the-counter kinds. The thing is, just like aspirin and ibuprofen, it's an NSAID (non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drug), so in large doses it can cause problems with bleeding, stomach ulcers, kidney failure, and so forth. There's over 20 major different kinds of NSAID, so it's easy to take too many of them without realizing it. In the clip, JD is obviously being over-cautious, but in this scenario a real doctor would check to see if the patient was taking any other NSAIDs or had any conditions that would be exacerbated by a large dose of an NSAID.
Source: I'm not a doctor, but when I was a wee lad my mother made sure I knew not to take too much aspirin when I had a headache. Plus, in my field (welding) ibuprofen is commonly used to alleviate inflammation caused by repetitive stress.
He's also the greatest character in Highlander.
@@RabbiHerschelhey there Rabbi, paracetamol is the iupac name, acetaminophen is just another foul word
“Eisenhower….was a sissy” and then him immediately getting into a fight stance will never fail to crack me up no matter how many times I rewatch this show💀
That and “TAKE YOUR BLAH BLAH TO THE BLAH BLAH-OLOGIST”
blah blah-cologist*
Dr. Cox (Half asleep) : "He clearly hasn't told you about my ear flicking policy"
cox huffing like a bull when jd switches off the tv always gets me😂,,2:54
Kelso, Cox and the Janitor are the MVPs of Scrubs, so damn funny :D
When I was in the Navy, all you had to do to get people to leave you alone was carry around a tool box and a technical manual. As years went by, I refined the technique: always look irritated, and - when you sit down - always sit on the edge of the chair. That way, it looks like you're about to get up and do something. On the other hand, if you're sitting comfortably, some officer or chief will ask you to do something.
This is the best professional advice you will ever get. You're welcome.
A friend of mine used to work construction. He would pick up tools and walk across the yard and lay them down, only to walk and grab more and then walk the yard and switch them out and so on. I go, Dude you arent doing any work put moving tools around the site. He goes, keeps people off my butt and asking me questions. He goes, the key is to look busy
Works in finance too I can get my work done realistically in about two hours daily and days I’m in the office I can just do laps around the office -- looking angry with a file and that I have to be somewhere. Works every time
God speed.
"you cant have sexist terms like that floating around here. You go get him!" *slaps Elliot in the butt*
Slaps Elliot IN the butt 😂
"for the love of GOD, what!" "her? She's dead"
Im not really dead
"what in the name of are you there God, it's me Margaret were you thinking." LMAO!!
He's the mentor you don't want but honestly need.
Kelso, on the other hand, is the mentor you hated when you were a student but deeply appreciated when you grow older.
I worked with a lot of crusty engineers in my years and they all acted like Cox. They were some of the best teachers and friends I've had. They aren't nice or comforting, but they give you the advice you need to hear and will help make you stronger.
Did he ever win an Emmy for his role? It's a shame if he didn't.
Charlie Gottschalk Sadly he didn't, but he should have.
Somehow no.
And I tought Dr. House was the best... Dr. Cox is the absolute king of Sarcasmville, emperor of the Holy Rantist Empire, and Defender of the Realm from Morons!
I look on them as two sides of the same coin: Dr. House was the irrational individual surrounded by rational co-workers, whereas Dr. Cox was the rational individual in a sea of absurdly irrational co-workers. Each fits in their wheelhouse, but if you took them and swapped series, neither would be nearly as funny. House would be more akin to a mystic healer in a Scrubs setting, followed by his adoring interns, and Cox would be just another doctor doing his daily rounds in a House M.D. setting happily being among normal people.
the greatest show about the everyday human character that ever was and will ever be
John C McGinnley is the best! LOVE Dr. Cox! My mentor in misanthropy!
There's someth more than misantrophy. Humanity laced with big amounts of misantrophy, I'd say.
"Why does this GOMER try to die every day on my lunch?"
This is so Second Year. The real Dr.Cox knows why...TV pretty...😁
John Moonitz he reminds me of Dr House I’d love to see those guys go head to head against each other
He was my muse for being a sarcastic ass.
@@jonarnall7651 While I admire the thought, it wouldn't work. House is the irrational in a sea of rationality, while Cox is the rational in a sea of irrationality. Drop them in a scenario together and they would cancel each other out and I don't think we could get near the fun. They need their particular foils to build off of in order for their brands of sarcasm and misanthropy to work.
Funny how even a bunch of Cox's rants can show just how outlandishly arrogant dorian is.
Dr Cox is the best character. I couldn't stand JD
Love the word "blah blah ologist!" instead of therapist.
It's so natural and effortless from McGincley, you'd think it's really him.
I don’t know if they taught you this in the land of fairies and puppy-dog tails, where you obviously, if not grew up then at least spent most of your summers, but you’re in the real world now. Nnnnn-kay?
You seem unhappy. I like that.
The most honest line Janitor has said in the entire show.
After that moment I instantly paused the video and scrolled down to the comments being sure to see this quote, and here it is, the top one, sweet :)
Me too 😂
go ahead and replace the captain of your brain ship.
dr cox perfectly articulates my attitude towards life
Yep
The greatest sitcom character in all of television. Hands down.
Forgot how much I love Scrubs
Sarcasm king.
yeah
Right up there with Chandler Bing
Long may he reign!
@@HAL-vm3wn far better acting, far better writing
@Caleb Mayfield cox
It's weird that it's almost 20 years ago this great show began. 😉 😮 😮
#10 How to commit insurance fraud....the Dr. Cox way...
Call it insurance reallocation procedure.
I still cant get my head around this guy being the same guy that played sgt o'neill in Platoon.
This is when sitcoms were good.
No they werent good. They were Beautiful.
this is the only sitcom i like, i make an exeption with king of queens
@@_gabrielrios_4845 this and Malcolm in the Middle were peak sitcoms
@Caleb Mayfield yep lol
@Caleb Mayfield i dont watch sitcoms in general actually??????
Groovy guidance counselor. LMAO
3. Don't fuck with Dr. Cox's soaps.
Bottom line Bob definitely cheaped out on a HR dept at this hospital hahaha
I love that while many of his rants are funny, there are some that are also rather insightful, such as telling JD that the only person he is truly answerable is to himself and how about Death in Medicine.
Dr Cox was a genius. Live by his words.
#12 is a reference to 'Platoon'. Two leaders, with different ethics, arguing over morality. J.D's line, "They were battling for my soul" is a version of Chris Taylor's (Charlie Sheen) concluding monologue, where the spirits of Sgt. Elias and Sgt Barnes fighting "...for what Raj called, 'possession of my soul'. I say this because Dr. Cox starred as Sgt. O'Neil, Barnes's lackey, in 'Platoon'.
C.O (Dale Dye) “Sgt O’Neill, how are you?”
O’Neill (McGinley) “well I’m fine sir”
C.O.: “that’s good. Cos you’ve got second platoon”
O’Neill : 💩
7:33 everything we do here is a stall. Very profound.
4:25. This gag nearly killed me as a kid and almost did the same just now.
in the connect four game there are 8 red tiles and only 6 black, jd tried to cheat death
Your ex wife. She's the answer...
...things that ruined my life?..
..things that took half my money?..
...things with sharp edges?!?
ROFL!!
Things that you should never look in the eye.
Things that are from hell.
😂😂
That father and son "flashback" scene always cracks me up. 😂
0:41 actually since this aired many doctors have become much more cautious about Tylenol given how hard it is on the liver.
I think they were already cautious when the show aired. What is being conveyed here is Cox's frustration with the interns' inability to think for themselves, with JD being the worst in his mind.
Dr Cox is the best. You are doing the Lord's work. Thank you so much.
lol lol lol lol lol!! made my day... John C McGinley (Dr. Cox) is great with the sarcasm!
NO ONE can compare to John in his role as Dr Cox.
To this day I feel my inner Dr Cox come out so many times when dealing with idiot coworkers
I've never seen one episode of this show but I somehow ended up on a Dr. Cox marathon. Now I think I need to binge watch the whole series. Can anyone tell me if the show is as good as his character is?
Poetically Twisted I thought it was funny. Watch a few eps and decide.
It is!
SteveTonyY
It's better❗️😂
It's a shame he didn't win an emmy for his performance
Rant2: is that the My Wife and Kids living room set?
UUhh........ Yeah.
Dude that has bothered me for years! Could never place why it was familiar
Well my self-esteem has been sufficiently lowered to a point where I'd consider myself below the bedbugs that eat my flesh on a nightly basis, then aga-ha-hain that might just be sweet release compared to the trivial mess that is my life.
5:05 is brilliant. It would never fly today and I love it.
"We can't have sexist terms like that floating around here!"
*Immediately slaps her on the ass, something way worse than what she was going to complain about*
DrLipkin Elliot likes to get spanked😏
Number 12: Well Bob Kelso is literally Satan so it's kind of one of those things where you see it coming.
John Conners don't you love how the Janitor was Chewbacca?
Best commentry about that to bob he ever said was " they hate you bob. From the bottom of your hooves to the tippytop of your pitchfork; they hate you, they hate you, oh dear god they hate you good"
A lot of what he had to say, while very cruel, was usually good at teaching those who actually cared.
Dr Cox makes this show😂
What in the name of "ARE YA THERE GOD, it's me Margaret" were ya thinking?
this is the greatest yt channel ever
What happened to the scene at his apartment with J.D. If you, like we can take out the back cushions and spoon. Tell me, do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
The guy in the back on number 7 is really trying to hold his laugh really really hard =D
Dr cox is too funny
I love the Connect Four reference....
Take your blabla to the blablaologist. 😂😂
You are doing God's work.
p.s I am not really dead @ 2:22
#13 is one of the most ruthless things Cox ever said to Kelso
I think I've found my new favorite TH-cam channel
pretty sneaky death
this show is super epic LOL
suturing Doug's hands together probably would have saved some lives.
Cox was a great character and a fun show. Hard to believe it was so long ago. And I thought the video title was pants. Makes more sense now.
Loved Scrubs 😂❤ Thank you Scrubs Team
this man is me down to a spiritual level
"Days of our lives"?, so Scrubs and Friends are in the same universe? 😂
Lol cox is a savage 😂😂😂😂
The clumsiness of the whoosh is hilarious
Gotta give J.D credit for amazing patience
Any other person would have quit
That would sure def grant you Cox’s respect... If J D didn’t do so much stupid shit and acted like cox was his mommy he would be riding his balls. Plus it’s a comedy show. It’s funny.
Doesnt matter in what Language you watch this.. John C. McGinleys acting is so on point that no voice Actor ever could ruin this Character. Not that there is anything bad to say about McGinleys voice :D God with Dr. Cox he really got the perfect role.
One thing I’ve noticed when I re watched the show during the lockdowns…notice the TIMINGS of his rants. Whenever he yelled at JD, more often than not it was when JD had his head in the clouds. Whenever he yelled at Elliott, it was usually to distract her mind to avoid her going into a meltdown.
Is he mean? Hell yes! But notice JD and Elliott’s behaviors AFTER his rants, it’s as if they suddenly gain composure and get back to the task at hand more focussed.
#9 best thing to hear as a doctor, and im not even a doctor.
This shit had me rollin
Hey everybody, John mcginley is now on Brooklyn 99. He's hilarious on it too
"Her? She's dead."
That's cold bruh!
Legend!
Captain Courage XD XD
2:35 that's the house from "What's up Dad?"
god this was a good show
What was great about this show is Dr. Cox represents the experienced doctor who is doing everything right for his patients but knows he cannot do anything about the system. So he becomes angry.
Dr. Celso is what most doctors are in the system the only do what is best for themselves and makes money.
No stoooooop, No you stoooop, ha ha ha OH DEAR GOD.
#7 at 5.31 -- employees always coming around for a "cookie and a hug" aka a pat on the back !!!!!!
OH God do I wish that H/R would let me go off on them the way Dr. Cox does.
the wonder years fantasy was always one of my favorites
“...back when they lost what made them people...”
Cox is God
Love the Star Wars reference!
#3 makes me laugh every time
2:52 Brilliant😂
YYYER IN THA REAL WERLD NYAOW.... NNNNNNNNNKAY!?
Dr Cox in the next GTA6 that ould be great
The tylanol joke everyday is in my mind
My favorite character is the entire show.