"Well, I figured with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has no interpersonal skills and you being warm and cuddly as an unpotty-trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stressed medical situations as an unpotty-trained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle." God, I love Dr. Cox.
chookymonster666 Apparently it’s a reference to Tiffani Thiessen (or to use her full name, Tiffani *Amber* Thiessen), an actress who was in “Saved by the Bell” and “Beverley Hills, 90210”.
@@kristophershepard2563It is curious that behind that bitter and realistic doctor there was a man with a lot of film culture, several times in the series he mentioned actors he hated or quoted dialogues
"If someone in front of me in line at the coffee shop register and he hasnt decided yet what to get in the half hour it took to get there i should be allowed to kill them" So true
"If someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what to order in the half hour it took to get to the register, I SHOULD be allowed to kill them" I love Dr. Cox!!!
John C. McGinley the actor who plays Dr Cox in scrubs lent his voice to a video game, titled Dead Head Fred on psp, in which he plays a private detective, Fred Neuman ,who has the ability to switch heads!! The game won an award for video game writing. Terrific work by Dr Cox for giving us another awesome character.
@@supershinigami1 to idiots yes. think before you post my dude. seriously what in gods name would that ONE STITCH be holding that it would need to be left in? and it's not even in a different place. ITS WITH OTHER STITCHES. If the area is healed enough that those eight stitches can be removed THEN SO CAN THE NINTH FUCKING SITCH. WHAT IS CONFUSING ABOUT IT? I have zero fucking hope for this generation and the next.
@@gazc298 I don't think so, the reason he hates him is because Hugh Jackman is perfect. He is a genuinely nice guy, who sings, dances and acts. The actor explained it and I think it was the creator of the show who mockingly hates Hugh Jackman, they just used Dr. Cox as his voice.
I come back to this every once in a while because of all the joy it ironically brings me. I think Kelso’s impeccable timing at 4:25 may even be better than the actual rants 😂
Is it the extra $4 a week in my paycheck or is it the fact that I finally have a chance to make a difference in this god forsaken hellhole. It's all about the $4 trust me 🤣
Let's be honest here... the best one is no 4..... Dr Cox: "Good God in heaven, Newbie. There are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never. Not in a million years. Absolutely not. No way, Jose. No chance, Lance. Nyet. Negatori. Mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. And of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff. Noooooooooo! ..... (Silence)" J.D: "Er Dr Cox" Dr Cox: (Holds finger up interrupting) "Pfffft."
Alex Payne the best part of that one wasn't in the video. The fact that as soon as Dr Cox realized JD didn't want his brother to follow them he completely threw his recently concluded rant out the window and drug Dan along.
One time while watching scrubs I exclaimed aloud "I love cox!" My father perceived this in a slightly different light and that became the most awkward episode for me...yeah...
So.. calling someone your 'spirit animal' is the definition of cultural disrespect. Do you understand anything about Native culture, and what a spirit animal actually is? Or are you ignoring the spirituality behind the term?
4:01 "..And, of course, my personal favorite of all time: 'Man Falling off a Cliff' NNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...." "Dr. Cox-" *Cox stops him* ".....*Pfff*!" His face is just hilarious. xD
"Good god in heaven newbie, there are just so many ways for me to say this to you: Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatori, mm-mm, nah-ha, uh-uh, and of course my own personal favorite: man falling off of a cliff, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo........." "Uh Doctor Cox..." "pft.."
"now is a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work so I can continue to afford the antidepressants that keep me so damn jolly...." lol his laugh is hilarious!
When you watch this show again, you should try to keep track of how often Dr Cox touches his nose. He does it pretty often. I think it's something the actor uses to help his performance or maybe some sort of nervous twitch they thought would really go well with the character. Either way, it works.
No, but I can... Dr. Cox's trademark nose rub before crossing his arms is a reference to Robert Redford in The Sting (1973). Redford used it as a sign for "It's O.K.", or "Go Ahead". John C. McGinley added it himself as a tribute to the film. (imdb.com)
Zero Ninety His character is great and all but that last quote "to be a man is to be an island" is a sure fire way to depression and failure. You can never achieve success or even really enjoy it alone. As reflected with dr cox's lifestyle in the later part. The sad 40 year old bachelor. It changes and evolves, but so does his sayings.
When I watched the whole series in a row over the course of a week, Dr Cox's rants and meanness got old by season 3, but watching the show once a week or so it's always gold
After watching this for the millionth time.. I realized Dr. Wells from The Flash is in here.. go figure. I saw him on Scrubs long before he became big. I love this comedic side of him. c:
I miss these old video formats, with the title at the beginning with a plain colored background that looks like it was made with movie maker… good ol’ times.
my favorite dr cox rant I think is the one with the patient who was tanning too much and he ends it with "Have a great day. You look like a purse" That scene's hilarious
5:19 Dr. Cox: Barbie, you're the chief resident. J.D. (phony laugh): Very funny. Dr. Cox: So not joking. Elliott (shouts for joy): Oh my god. I know how Liza Minnelli felt. When she won the Oscar, not when she married the half pasted alien. Dr. Cox: Newbie, how you feeling? J.D. (thinking): Keep it together, it's "Be a man" time. J.D.: No, No. I totally understand. Come on, you did what you had to do. You went with your gut, Elliott's a great doctor. I do have three questions though: Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's going to tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 "John Dorian, Chief Resident." Business cards?! Dr. Cox: Yeah Scarlet, you're chief resident too. J.D.: What now? Dr. Cox: Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle - and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle -- together the two of you make one barely passable doctor…slash labradoodle. J.D.: Wait, if we're both going to be chief resident, why didn't you say that from the beginning? Dr. Cox: What? And miss your hall of fame hissy? Not in your life. Come with me...
He’s a great character and I love most of his rants (there are just as many great ones that are not on this list), but I couldn’t disagree with #1 more! In fact i think that taking that rant out of context is misleading, because he was trying to make a more sophisticated point.
Okey, you know it's been like 5-10 years since I actually saw the show; and I've never really been too into the show: so if that was the massage then that's very good...just know that I was responding to the video more then anything else if it pissed you off etc. FYI...;)
you need to rewatch the entire series then, I always rewatch it every couple of years just because all of the life lessons in it are 100% spot on and helped me through a lot of things, and I recommend this show to EVERYONE I know.
I love that episode...I memorized every single song from it...plus i did guy love with one of my best friends at a school talent show, it was pretty amazing
![DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 1/PART 1]](/img/n.gif)
"Well, I figured with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has no interpersonal skills and you being warm and cuddly as an unpotty-trained labradoodle and about as useful in high-stressed medical situations as an unpotty-trained labradoodle, together the two of you make one barely passable doctor... slash labradoodle."
God, I love Dr. Cox.
"The antidepressants that make me so damn jolly"
Oh-ha-ha-ha-ha...... GO!!
I almost pissed myself when I heard that one again 😂
Dr. Cox is fucking awesome. One of the best characters in TV history imo.
This is fact, not opinion.
John c mcginley left the show it sucked the life out of the show
He'd be a fantasTic captain of the next NCC-1701....
-- Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love?
= It's _because_ you show me nothing but love.
My favorite that wasn’t included here: “People are batsard-coated bastards with bastard filling.”
Dr. Cox: Did we just become best friends, Bob?
My favorite will always be th-cam.com/video/WrjwaqZfjIY/w-d-xo.html
That is a realistic description
"Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love!?" I'm in tears every time
Dorian: "And, frankly each time you call me a girl's name, I die a little inside."
Cox: "Look... Janice, Denise, Tiffany, Amber... THEEEESAAAAANN!"
Thesan aye sounds legit 👌
chookymonster666 Apparently it’s a reference to Tiffani Thiessen (or to use her full name, Tiffani *Amber* Thiessen), an actress who was in “Saved by the Bell” and “Beverley Hills, 90210”.
@@kristophershepard2563It is curious that behind that bitter and realistic doctor there was a man with a lot of film culture, several times in the series he mentioned actors he hated or quoted dialogues
I love how this show was super comedic but it had some crazy heart to heart moments that really made me 😭
Oh yeah and it would come out of left field
Billy's death was such a whiplash from the show's tone it had me dead inside for a good few days. I love it so much.
His description of Dr. Phil is the most accurate thing ever
lt all started... with a penny.... in the door
+CEF Fr that was a hatred i have never felt before!
+Dani Flunky Cook So now ill make him pay each and every daaaayyy
+Dani Flunky Cook so now I'll make him pay.....each and every Dayyyyyyyyy,
Until that mousse-haired little nuisance is...
no...
more!
While this is a Cox video, Janitor has a great voice.
Not just memorize, but he's also able to deliver them fast and with a straight face.
What about the one where dr cox tells jd that the only way he could be any less productive if he was in fact the wall he was leaning against
not in the first 6 seasons?
But the wall is helping to keep the place together. So wouldn't the wall be MORE productive than JD?
Still a five...
And yet you would still be providing some Jackass a wall to lean on
@@696190 Season 1. Episode 17.
Janitor has a wonderful baritone
"If someone in front of me in line at the coffee shop register and he hasnt decided yet what to get in the half hour it took to get there i should be allowed to kill them"
So true
"If someone is standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what to order in the half hour it took to get to the register, I SHOULD be allowed to kill them"
I love Dr. Cox!!!
i just came here for some quotes and accidentally got my life back on track and fought back depression for a little longer, thanks Dr. Cox!
John C. McGinley the actor who plays Dr Cox in scrubs lent his voice to a video game, titled Dead Head Fred on psp, in which he plays a private detective, Fred Neuman ,who has the ability to switch heads!! The game won an award for video game writing. Terrific work by Dr Cox for giving us another awesome character.
I think we can all agree John C. McGinley is a gem
It takes almost 8 minutes for 5 rants. This is why I love Dr. Cox.
cox is love, cox is life
NO. STOP IT.
DiamondsandRoses 2319 You don't like Cox?
DiamondsandRoses 2319 I was also joking, I was quoting Elliot when she questioned Jordan on Perry's last name
Ifan Dafydd lol awkward I didn't play the video again before leaving that comment, my bad
The Jeff Sentence cox is plural for cock
"Said to remove eight stitches, but we counted nine. Should we leave one?"
I was all like "Oh fuck, Cox is gonna go ape-shit!"
It was a good question though.
@@supershinigami1 was it though?
@@kemojoaquin Yes. I would have been confused.
@@supershinigami1 don't be a doctor.
@@supershinigami1 to idiots yes. think before you post my dude. seriously what in gods name would that ONE STITCH be holding that it would need to be left in? and it's not even in a different place. ITS WITH OTHER STITCHES. If the area is healed enough that those eight stitches can be removed THEN SO CAN THE NINTH FUCKING SITCH. WHAT IS CONFUSING ABOUT IT? I have zero fucking hope for this generation and the next.
_"Aaaaaaaaaaand Hugh Jackman"_
RobertDeville didnt they both audition for wolverene and jackmsn got it, think he generally hates him in real life
"Winos ,smokers ,tokers,and jamokers. I have no idea what a jamoker is"
Cox"a was saying jokers while eating a muffin"
@@gazc298 I don't think so, the reason he hates him is because Hugh Jackman is perfect. He is a genuinely nice guy, who sings, dances and acts. The actor explained it and I think it was the creator of the show who mockingly hates Hugh Jackman, they just used Dr. Cox as his voice.
How dare he, he’s Wolverine!
"...Together, the two of you make one barely passable doctor...slash, Labradoodle"
epic
I come back to this every once in a while because of all the joy it ironically brings me. I think Kelso’s impeccable timing at 4:25 may even be better than the actual rants 😂
Hahaha i loved the janitor singing! cox and the janitor are my 2 favs!
"And miss your hall of fame hissy? Not on your life" 😂😂😂
Cox was an outstanding character and in real life he would be a great supervisor because he calls people out on their $hitty work ethic.
And perfect in the medical field. You gotta be able to call out the problems and bullshit, or things can go wrong
Spoken like a person who’s never been a supervisor.
@@emanluca3753 Clearly not referring to me.
Does a military officer count as supervision? I think it does, and I'm not afraid to call out bs when I see it. If you don't, things go wrong.
@@damienpedley8918 pretty sure that’s not true. At least according to the USDB ;).
It’s okay though, it’s still good video.
this show has jokes for everyone in it. me and my friends all laugh at different parts in this show
Is it the extra $4 a week in my paycheck or is it the fact that I finally have a chance to make a difference in this god forsaken hellhole. It's all about the $4 trust me 🤣
Haven't watched since 2012. This video makes me want to binge it again
If they took porn off the Internet there would only be one website left called bring back the porn annnd I'm dead xx
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17 years old and still as relevant and funny as ever. Thanks Coxy !
How Dr. Wells (Eobard Thawn) spent his 15 years waiting for the particle accelerator explosion!
Let's be honest here... the best one is no 4.....
Dr Cox: "Good God in heaven, Newbie. There are just so very many ways for me to say this to you: Never. Not in a million years. Absolutely not. No way, Jose. No chance, Lance. Nyet. Negatori. Mm-mm. Nuh-uh. Uh-uh. And of course, my own personal favorite of all time, man falling off of a cliff. Noooooooooo! .....
(Silence)"
J.D: "Er Dr Cox"
Dr Cox: (Holds finger up interrupting) "Pfffft."
Alex Payne the best part of that one wasn't in the video. The fact that as soon as Dr Cox realized JD didn't want his brother to follow them he completely threw his recently concluded rant out the window and drug Dan along.
The Labradoodle rant is easily one of my favorite Scrubs moments ever. I pretty much have it memorized.
One time while watching scrubs I exclaimed aloud "I love cox!" My father perceived this in a slightly different light and that became the most awkward episode for me...yeah...
Lol, reminds me of when Elliot created an I hate Cox forum and it only attracted a bunch of lesbians.
Todd: I've been meaning to tell you this Dr. Cox. Your name is AWESOME!
Then there's the episode where his x proclaims she loves cox. Then "The Todd" proclaims best conversation ever. lol
@@mncdssctn9110 And here I am, realizing the meaning of that joke only at the end of 2019 thanks to your comment
Dr. Cox is my spirit animal.
no better words spoken
Same
So.. calling someone your 'spirit animal' is the definition of cultural disrespect. Do you understand anything about Native culture, and what a spirit animal actually is? Or are you ignoring the spirituality behind the term?
@@garrettk7166 r/gatekeeping
Your top 5 rants of Dr. Cox are awesome! All of his rants are so good and I still can't decide my top 5! 😂
"its all about the four dollars trust me" amazing
I saw a labradoodle this afternoon so now I'm here.
lol the Janitor has only 4 lines to sing in this entire episode and he's suddenly the best singer XD
Posted 14 years ago
I'm pretty sure I watched this exact compilation at some point in my teens haha
Full circle
4:01
"..And, of course, my personal favorite of all time: 'Man Falling off a Cliff' NNNNNNOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...."
"Dr. Cox-"
*Cox stops him* ".....*Pfff*!"
His face is just hilarious. xD
"And as *my* money is contingent on *you* lemmings actually doing your jobs..."
Such real disdain in those two words.... truly a brilliant character.
Great stuff, but JD's reactions are priceless as well.
I loved JD's temper tantrum in Labradoodle
harrison wells was J.D. Brother!?? LOL
+wasacacatv You mean "Ed" from "Ed". Wells would come as close 2nd .
Thats his Earth 4 counterpart XD
Ended up being a better ''Dr.'' than J.D. XD
it was brother zoom took him over=)
Lost it at "You are born alone, you damn sure die alone. Isn't that right, Spike?" XD
dr. cox is easily one of my favorite characters on the show! Hes so funny!
Getting recocmended a video made 11yrs ago because I watched 1 interview with this guy...
And I love it
"Good god in heaven newbie, there are just so many ways for me to say this to you:
Never, not in a million years, absolutely not, no way Jose, no chance Lance, nyet, negatori, mm-mm, nah-ha, uh-uh, and of course my own personal favorite: man falling off of a cliff, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo........."
"Uh Doctor Cox..."
"pft.."
Bumper buddies :D I love that part... I love every part, really... And the Dr. Phil impression is great.
"now is a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work so I can continue to afford the antidepressants that keep me so damn jolly...." lol
his laugh is hilarious!
The way he delivers that line is terrific.
and then... "GO!!!"
The musical rant should be #1
When you watch this show again, you should try to keep track of how often Dr Cox touches his nose. He does it pretty often. I think it's something the actor uses to help his performance or maybe some sort of nervous twitch they thought would really go well with the character. Either way, it works.
Check out the deleted scenes he explaines why he does the thing with his nose
can you just tell us Martin Skogsberg?
No, but I can... Dr. Cox's trademark nose rub before crossing his arms is a reference to Robert Redford in The Sting (1973). Redford used it as a sign for "It's O.K.", or "Go Ahead". John C. McGinley added it himself as a tribute to the film. (imdb.com)
Xylarxcode he does that in nearly every movie ive seen him in too
Turns out, He's a huge Redford fan.
His last speech is so damn true.
someone isn't successful in life, thats for sure.
HardcoreSolo It's not about being successful, it's about the truths of life. And everything he said was true, especially the bit about the porn..
Zero Ninety His character is great and all but that last quote "to be a man is to be an island" is a sure fire way to depression and failure. You can never achieve success or even really enjoy it alone.
As reflected with dr cox's lifestyle in the later part. The sad 40 year old bachelor. It changes and evolves, but so does his sayings.
+HardcoreSolo Spoken like a weak man.
"Man"? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
When I watched the whole series in a row over the course of a week, Dr Cox's rants and meanness got old by season 3, but watching the show once a week or so it's always gold
After watching this for the millionth time.. I realized Dr. Wells from The Flash is in here.. go figure. I saw him on Scrubs long before he became big. I love this comedic side of him. c:
"I'm fairly sure if they took porn of the Internet, there'd only be one website and it'd be called "Bring back the Porn" xDD
I miss these old video formats, with the title at the beginning with a plain colored background that looks like it was made with movie maker… good ol’ times.
Seeing the Reverse Flash walk in like it's nothing terrified me for a moment
OMG I just love the musical rant!! i watch that episode practically all the time!!!
Dr. Cox always reminds me of a good old fashion, Marine Drill Instructor
2.17 Janitors Overture. One of the most moving musical pieces i have ever heard.
"What and miss your Hall of fame hissy not on your life"
I like Perry's perspective
one of the funniest tv shows ever made...............................Peace
my favorite dr cox rant I think is the one with the patient who was tanning too much and he ends it with "Have a great day. You look like a purse" That scene's hilarious
0:56 no- words....
I could go for a Dr. Cox rant about covidiots!
if dr cox ,Sheldon cooper, Barney Stinson ,Joey Tribbiani and Johnny Deep make a movie, it will be the greatest movie ever.
That would be hell and heaven for the viewers.
"Should I list the reasons why? Well I don't see whyyy not "
The musical rant is the best rant I've ever heard :D
5:19
Dr. Cox: Barbie, you're the chief resident.
J.D. (phony laugh): Very funny.
Dr. Cox: So not joking.
Elliott (shouts for joy): Oh my god. I know how Liza Minnelli felt. When she won the Oscar, not when she married the half pasted alien.
Dr. Cox: Newbie, how you feeling?
J.D. (thinking): Keep it together, it's "Be a man" time.
J.D.: No, No. I totally understand. Come on, you did what you had to do. You went with your gut, Elliott's a great doctor. I do have three questions though: Why do you hate me when I show you nothing but love? Who's going to tell my mom? And what the hell am I supposed to do with 10,000 "John Dorian, Chief Resident." Business cards?!
Dr. Cox: Yeah Scarlet, you're chief resident too.
J.D.: What now?
Dr. Cox: Well, I figure with her being ridiculously book-smart to the point where she has almost no interpersonal skills, and you being warm and cuddly as an un-potty trained labradoodle - and about as useful in high-stress medical situations as an un-potty trained labradoodle -- together the two of you make one barely passable doctor…slash labradoodle.
J.D.: Wait, if we're both going to be chief resident, why didn't you say that from the beginning?
Dr. Cox: What? And miss your hall of fame hissy? Not in your life. Come with me...
Dr. Cox and Dr. House are my two favourite doctors ever
04:50 Did Abby just shove that poor kid towards Dr. Cox?
If he was the idiot who texted Dr. Cox, he was well deserving of that. Med School ain't no team sport ;)
My wife and I laugh are butts off when Dr Cox rants.
I want his laugh as my ringtone.
This was a fantastic show with amazing characters. And Dr Cox was one of the best
of course my favorite man falling of a cliff
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
oh doctor cox ,,,
*PUFFFF*
The best One out there
He’s a great character and I love most of his rants (there are just as many great ones that are not on this list), but I couldn’t disagree with #1 more! In fact i think that taking that rant out of context is misleading, because he was trying to make a more sophisticated point.
Dr. Cox and Dr Kelso carry the show. It is not entertaining without them.
"Go get a snack cake"
"ooh snack cake"
I love Dan so much
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
did you see his eyes?
Stellar.
Absolutely stellar.
Ya any one can need help and it is a sign of both strength and intelligence to ask for it.
+CommanderLVJ1 Pisssssst *whispers* That was the point of the episode
Okey, you know it's been like 5-10 years since I actually saw the show; and I've never really been too into the show: so if that was the massage then that's very good...just know that I was responding to the video more then anything else if it pissed you off etc. FYI...;)
you need to rewatch the entire series then, I always rewatch it every couple of years just because all of the life lessons in it are 100% spot on and helped me through a lot of things, and I recommend this show to EVERYONE I know.
Dr.Cox was great I loved his rants
I love Dr. Cox, he's my favorite character on Scrubs.
❤ JANITOR too!
Best summation of Dr. Phil ever!
Unpotty trained labradoodle:')
And indeed, he sounds different than in platoon, I actually dislike him in platoon:(
Impeccable delivery. I really can't imagine anyone else playing this role.
I love when JD's brother walks away in the middle of Dr Cox ranting & leaves him dumbfounded. They should have included it.
Tiffany Amber Thieeeeeeeeee-sennnnnnnnn. Amazing.
I shared a meme of rant #5 on Facebook and got banned for 30 days.....
"so I can afford the antidepressants that keep me so Damn jolly" XD
My Musical is definitely one of my favorite episodes!
3:29 Careful, that's the Reverse Flash! :)
I love that episode...I memorized every single song from it...plus i did guy love with one of my best friends at a school talent show, it was pretty amazing
ONLY THE WEAK, NEED HELP! LOL classic
"only the weak need help"
Never mind bumper stickers or t-shirts, what does a blimp cost?
"oh i think he means me Angela" fucking priceless..............
Fucking pathetic!