The Ode to the Japanese Nintendo Employee section of the video absolutely killed me. I hope this theoretical worker has a good day (PLEASE I NEED BETTER WEAPON ROTATION)
Fun fact!! The fog event isn't purely visual! The game spreads out all the spawns, so those salmonid are gonna be coming at you from all angles! Watch out!
im 6000 shifts in and am a avid salmon runner, but this video is amazing for convincing people to join our ranks. Seriously the editing is hilarious, i had to pause the video so often just to laugh. keep up the good work
I may not have a Nintendo Switch, or played any Splatoon games, but I'm a HUGE fan of this franchise. Really informative and entertaining video you've got!
Idk where you came from but this video is like crack to my neurodivergent brain, the editing is perfect and the comedy is so fast and lose every joke lands. Dare I say, a perfect video.
ah yes, playing salmon run while watching the most entertaining video on salmon run as of late is peak living. i already have 999 on all maps but getting gold boss badges is sure to be fun right? ...right?
I've gotta say dude if you keep up this kind of quality with your videos, your channel is gonna go places for sure. The video was constantly engaging and you actually conveyed how this game mode feels to play really well all the while keeping that comedic edge, definitely subbing
I love salmon run. I play a lot of salmon run. I always talk about salmon run to my closest friend group, which don't play splatoon. Thank you so much for this awesome complete/funny video that I instantly send to them.
lol the editing had me laughing all the way through the vid. as a competitive salmon run player with 999 badges for each stage, this was a funny ass perspective to watch. keep up the great work brother!!!!
@@daedricradio3467ummm? Whoa dude... You need to check yr freakin' toxicity levels *checks for you* yeag... Your levels are kinda high bro. You're gonna need to take a step back and reevaluate
8:31 "they die in one hit" but I cannot tell you how many times I've been splatted by a smallfry who's been hit but is somehow still alive but covered in my ink so I didn't see it coming.
True. I have never enjoyed a shooting game more than Salmon Run. I played Left 4 Dead recently for the first time and I feel like life runs at 0.1x speed when I play that game.
me, who is both south east asian (part filipino) and unemployed (I have yet to get gold sadly, but I almost did in the big big run. 6 away from it to be specific) also hard agree on for players to use their specials. I used to be one of the peeps who try to save for the third round but realized if we can at least get to the third round in the first place, we won't get any pay cuts from losing. Edit: I would like to happily announce I finally got gold after the latest big run (before the grand fest)
that moment when three flyfish spawn and your entire dumbass freelance team is dead on the shore after getting cornered by a mob of cohoks and steel eels. Can you tell I dislike freelance?
After staying up late to obtain all 999 badges, my tips are paint the floors and walls as much as possible, be evasive as possible, get rid of Flyfish and Stinger you will have a hard time later since more will arrive, when dealing with Big Shots have someone stay by the basket or your eggs will be taken away and lure as much as you can, last tip, USE YOUR SPECIALS
We could use a passionate bright eye salmon genocider like you in the Overfishing salmon run discord. North america just got a new world record of 306 eggs in one shift. Servers never quite fully dead and its a fun hobby to push for scores and get badges with us
i personally hope that in splatoon 4, we get to fight the Salmonids in Story Mode instead of the Octarians, and they have these mad max ass car levels and scrap superweapon bossfights. imagine going crab tank and blowing through a convoy only to be engaged by a rusty, scrap-armored tiger or kv LMAO and of course the world end bosses are super-powered up salmonids, whether that be upgraded King Salmonids, boss versions of regular boss salmonids, oooor just straight up Mirny-13 bosses
for reaaaal. We've been fighting the same octarians for 3 games in a row but the salmonids have so much to be explored. I'd love too see their hometowns and stuff
at around 6.7k shifts with multiple 200+ egg scores (im not an overfisher i swear) with most if not all on the salmon run weapon damage numbers commited to memory, this was a fun watch, and i think pretty comprehensive for the basic stuff too! i dont agree with all the takes, but as said, good basic overview (freelancers arent actually that bad i swear its just a general lack of teamwork)
AHHHhh wtff, why did i just get jumpscared by inkling vore art? i dont want to see that ever again 9:22 god daum, but i would like to see that steel head agaim phew omg, and i already thought steelheads were not enough, where do u find this stuff
I've got only 4000 shifts total across Splatoon 2 and 3 (its about 2000 in 2 and 2000 in 3 lol) and i can definitely say the two constants of this game mode are that Flyfish are the chief soldiers of Satan's armies and Spawning Grounds is the stealer of souls. That being said my friends get a kick out of watching me stream the game on discord and lose my mind when i get the 5th high tide spawning grounds wave in a row on some arbitrarily high hazard level percentage. It's a shame they decided not to bring back Ark Polaris and gave us goddamn Marooner's Bay in 3 but it is what it is
Splatoon 3 was the first time i've played splatoon since the short open beta on the Wii U for Splatoon 1... I played like 300 hours, half of that was Salmond Run.. It's the most chaotic, scary, fun, and intense "zombies" game mode i've ever played in my life. Still blows my mind how NO FPS GAME on console has even tried to replicate Splatoons aim mechanics. It's literally the best feeling shooter game i've ever played in a console because of the Stick + Gyro aim.
i love ur explanation of this i can’t say salmonrun is OBJECTIVELY better, bc i despise it cos you can only rely on four teammates who either fuck around and don’t do shit right or are WORLDS better than i am and then i feel shitty for slowing them down 😭
"single flyfish? I'm calling an orbital strike" the best use of a special imo
The best show of skill in SR is if a player can take down flyfish with a single bomb
as a tryhard salmon runner, this video was hella entertaining. if i didnt base my existence off this mode already i would start now
Hell yeah a fellow grizz head, Appreciate the kind words 🙏
The Ode to the Japanese Nintendo Employee section of the video absolutely killed me. I hope this theoretical worker has a good day (PLEASE I NEED BETTER WEAPON ROTATION)
I find the rotations are pretty great overall lately
Splatoon 4, no salmon run. We killed all the fish. ;-;
worth it...
please NO i need my fish genocide
Rainbow trout run next game
Fun fact!! The fog event isn't purely visual!
The game spreads out all the spawns, so those salmonid are gonna be coming at you from all angles! Watch out!
15:15
>"The apex predator"
>shows Dr. Disrespect
I fucking died bruhh
LOL
erm what the squidma
Oh my gosh what is this editing it feels like you were literally born to make videos like this (in a good way)
I won't stop and this comment will keep me going, much love ♥️
maybe if grizcco respected the players time a lil more
That's half the fun!
18:18
Throwing an egg uses less ink, but you need to be at or above the “fill line” to use egg throw
Only a little bit into this and it’s already a really fun video! Can’t wait to watch the rest of this
im 6000 shifts in and am a avid salmon runner, but this video is amazing for convincing people to join our ranks. Seriously the editing is hilarious, i had to pause the video so often just to laugh. keep up the good work
I may not have a Nintendo Switch, or played any Splatoon games, but I'm a HUGE fan of this franchise. Really informative and entertaining video you've got!
You were me before I got a switch!
I used to watch so much gameplay of Splatoon 1 and 2.
5:04 H E L L H O M E
Dude the editing on this is hysterical, underrated masterpiece
1:01 I regret having eyes
Idk where you came from but this video is like crack to my neurodivergent brain, the editing is perfect and the comedy is so fast and lose every joke lands. Dare I say, a perfect video.
At 4:53 why is that chart so true 😭. lol 💀
The timestamp should be one or two seconds earlier.
@@MoRiSeReeR ye i messed up
Let’s goooo Salmon Run video!! Loved this, great vid!
188 subscribers is WILD I could’ve sworn I was watching a 100k+ subscriber TH-camr
Keep going man this is great stuff
This video is an absolute masterpiece
Would love to tag along the salmon run grind just to see how hilarious it would truly be
Salmon Run is by far my favourite part of Splatoon and you';re right, Big Runs are the most fun ever.
Great appreciation video love your work
ah yes, playing salmon run while watching the most entertaining video on salmon run as of late is peak living. i already have 999 on all maps but getting gold boss badges is sure to be fun right? ...right?
This video is perfect for turning a newcomer into a pro, very well made video!
a 30 minute video about salmon run and i already love it by the first 30 seconds... HELL YEAH!
I've gotta say dude if you keep up this kind of quality with your videos, your channel is gonna go places for sure. The video was constantly engaging and you actually conveyed how this game mode feels to play really well all the while keeping that comedic edge, definitely subbing
thanks for the kind word ! and i dont plan on going anywhere soon >:)
W vid 🔥 never played splatoon but I was entertained whole way through! 🙌🏻
I know you always got me bro
I love salmon run. I play a lot of salmon run. I always talk about salmon run to my closest friend group, which don't play splatoon. Thank you so much for this awesome complete/funny video that I instantly send to them.
Tbh, my favorite boss has to be the fish stick, because I can just sit my ass down and just shoot in a straight line.
This is the video that made me subscribe. A top tier video.
As a veteran salmon runner I still enjoyed this video! Was very funny! Gl on the triple 9's grind!
The script for the intro was fantastic. I loved it so much.
Hold on, this video's a 2-parter? Subscribed. We will be watching.
Your editing is hilarious, this channel deserves a lot more subs
Really good video about a really good game experience. All around very very good. Nice job, definetly subscribing.
lol the editing had me laughing all the way through the vid. as a competitive salmon run player with 999 badges for each stage, this was a funny ass perspective to watch. keep up the great work brother!!!!
How do you only have 500 subscribers, this is a crime
hes just okay, lowkey sounds beta...
@@daedricradio3467ummm? Whoa dude... You need to check yr freakin' toxicity levels *checks for you* yeag... Your levels are kinda high bro. You're gonna need to take a step back and reevaluate
This is genuinely one of the funniest videos on youtube i have seen in a while and i am proud to say i will be a dedicated meatrider of this channel
LOL aaa thanks enjoy the ride
4:31 Don’t shoot the wall if you’re not trying to go up the wall. The walls don’t count for turf war, only the floors do.
QUALITY CONTENT. You earned yourself a sub, I’m looking forward to that Eggsecutive 999 video!
I have a major love hate relationship with grizz. I only do shifts just to squabble with king salmonids hate grizz though.
@slingshot_mona I grew to love the man but that's because I'm easily manipulatable
This video single-handedly made me a die-hard salmon run fan. It’s crazy how you only have 500 subscribers, you’re hilarious
I did not expect golden egg force feeding but, here we are-
8:31 "they die in one hit" but I cannot tell you how many times I've been splatted by a smallfry who's been hit but is somehow still alive but covered in my ink so I didn't see it coming.
As someone who plays a LOT more Salmon Run than Turf War this was hella funny and entertaining
True. I have never enjoyed a shooting game more than Salmon Run. I played Left 4 Dead recently for the first time and I feel like life runs at 0.1x speed when I play that game.
Bro does not miss
You are super underrated man
I fucking love Salmon Run despite the salmons giving me hell and Mr Grizz's stingy payment of gold scales
As soon as you show JT_veemo art I knew you were sick in the head. So I subscribed
me, who is both south east asian (part filipino) and unemployed
(I have yet to get gold sadly, but I almost did in the big big run. 6 away from it to be specific)
also hard agree on for players to use their specials. I used to be one of the peeps who try to save for the third round but realized if we can at least get to the third round in the first place, we won't get any pay cuts from losing.
Edit: I would like to happily announce I finally got gold after the latest big run (before the grand fest)
that moment when three flyfish spawn and your entire dumbass freelance team is dead on the shore after getting cornered by a mob of cohoks and steel eels. Can you tell I dislike freelance?
Your editing INDEED made me laugh bro- 😭 YIPPEE
i love salmon run sm but you're right about the weapon rotations. I dedicate my life to this game mode and they do this to me....
I genuinely have a fixation on salmon run, this mode is rotting my brain
But I like the fish do not fear death, I will accept my fate with open arms
1:54 AYOOO?!
After staying up late to obtain all 999 badges, my tips are paint the floors and walls as much as possible, be evasive as possible, get rid of Flyfish and Stinger you will have a hard time later since more will arrive, when dealing with Big Shots have someone stay by the basket or your eggs will be taken away and lure as much as you can, last tip, USE YOUR SPECIALS
We could use a passionate bright eye salmon genocider like you in the Overfishing salmon run discord. North america just got a new world record of 306 eggs in one shift. Servers never quite fully dead and its a fun hobby to push for scores and get badges with us
Oh shit 👀 I would gladly make the group worse
This is a very peak video. The jokes are pretty good too
video so good i pissed myself
Bro how are you this underrated
Nintendo brutally annihilating all of France for their upcoming splatoon 3 live action movie:
W video ur mad underrated
insanely good video omg
i personally hope that in splatoon 4, we get to fight the Salmonids in Story Mode instead of the Octarians, and they have these mad max ass car levels and scrap superweapon bossfights. imagine going crab tank and blowing through a convoy only to be engaged by a rusty, scrap-armored tiger or kv LMAO
and of course the world end bosses are super-powered up salmonids, whether that be upgraded King Salmonids, boss versions of regular boss salmonids, oooor just straight up Mirny-13 bosses
for reaaaal. We've been fighting the same octarians for 3 games in a row but the salmonids have so much to be explored.
I'd love too see their hometowns and stuff
@@oqqobbo oh absolutely. Isn’t there that one salmon run map that looks all scrap punk, the arena one? More like that would rock!
Great video as a Salmon Runner 👍
at around 6.7k shifts with multiple 200+ egg scores (im not an overfisher i swear) with most if not all on the salmon run weapon damage numbers commited to memory, this was a fun watch, and i think pretty comprehensive for the basic stuff too!
i dont agree with all the takes, but as said, good basic overview (freelancers arent actually that bad i swear its just a general lack of teamwork)
TH-cam algorithm blessed me with this video
AHHHhh wtff, why did i just get jumpscared by inkling vore art? i dont want to see that ever again
9:22 god daum, but i would like to see that steel head agaim phew omg, and i already thought steelheads were not enough, where do u find this stuff
LMAOO
I find them uhh um uhh uhhh
@@oqqobbo dont be shy drop the sauce
@@oqqobbo I need the source for.. science
great video! I have only played splatoon 2 salmon run though
Even after playing splatoon for several years, this is the comprehensive incomprehensive guide to e g g
tip: exploshers can also kill flyfish
if you get onem youre on flyfish duty
yoo nice vid as usual
@@RyanSmackarino thanks boo
Great video, very cool
It's also one of the handfull of multiplayer games they make
1:25 why does this look like a sacrificial ritual 😂
Man… I need to play more splatoon again
You need to talk about the specials effects on the boss salmonids.
Why is his inkling so slay though
Salmon run in splatoon 3 is legit chaos like the game should be. It’s perfect.
I've got only 4000 shifts total across Splatoon 2 and 3 (its about 2000 in 2 and 2000 in 3 lol) and i can definitely say the two constants of this game mode are that Flyfish are the chief soldiers of Satan's armies and Spawning Grounds is the stealer of souls.
That being said my friends get a kick out of watching me stream the game on discord and lose my mind when i get the 5th high tide spawning grounds wave in a row on some arbitrarily high hazard level percentage.
It's a shame they decided not to bring back Ark Polaris and gave us goddamn Marooner's Bay in 3 but it is what it is
Splatoon 3 was the first time i've played splatoon since the short open beta on the Wii U for Splatoon 1...
I played like 300 hours, half of that was Salmond Run.. It's the most chaotic, scary, fun, and intense "zombies" game mode i've ever played in my life.
Still blows my mind how NO FPS GAME on console has even tried to replicate Splatoons aim mechanics. It's literally the best feeling shooter game i've ever played in a console because of the Stick + Gyro aim.
i love ur explanation of this
i can’t say salmonrun is OBJECTIVELY better, bc i despise it cos you can only rely on four teammates who either fuck around and don’t do shit right or are WORLDS better than i am and then i feel shitty for slowing them down 😭
dude i will evaporate from happyness if we ever get a full on salmonrun game
"Strapping a Hotrod engine to a roller"
Ah yes a V6 💀
14:54 grizzco slosher and I think wail can…
I honestly thought I was the only person who was committed to the game mode
0:06
I dont think that agent 8 is an adult bro…
Yeah, why'd they have to cheek her up like that? Nintendo sus
According to the wiki she's 19
@@YokoBlowmo woah really?
It's basically Splatoon's version of Call of Duty Zombies mode. I mean, salmon are known as zombie fish.
I hope we'll get at least 2 more big runs... but idk just gotta hope
i still think there should be a freeplay mode where we can customize our loadout and bring our weapons to work
definitely, I would loove if there was a way to choose whta bosses/special rounds spawn too so people can just mess around.
I freaking love how much of a parody this video is 😂
@@RyneMcKinney I am completely serious about everything all the time
LMFAOOOOOOO AFK ARENA SNEAK
just wondering, what's the song used at 15:37 to 16:00
also i watched 8 seconds in and i'm already scared
Hydrophobia - Risk of Rain 2 ost
And don't be scared haha
@@oqqobbo oh it WAS a risk of rain 2 song, i had a feeling it was but wasn't sure due to how quiet it was, thanks
This is so squigma
you’re funny as hell bro
I hope so cuz it's all I got
@@oqqobbo yeah
did not expect a fleeway_art jumpscare in a random ass splatoon vid
17:35 OCTOBRUSH MENTIONED RAHHHH 🖌️🖌️🐙🐙WTF IS CARPEL TUNNEL 🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️🖌️
DID PPL SEE THE MR GRIZZ FAN ART 😭😭😭 IM SOBING BCUS IF IT😭😭😭
It's just normal fanart haha
@@oqqobbo HELP
“*Small* indie game studio Nintendo” 🤨 I get the joke but like. HELP?
I hope after the updates end that they just kinda automize Big Run so that it happens every few months or so