Who agrees that they need to change the leveling system? I am EVP and I expect good teammates, but instead I get people who don’t get any eggs and don’t follow ANYTHING in this video.
My poor octoling has so much trauma for salmon run so I have decided that I have collected all my money and I’m treating everybody who wants it to a group ✨therapy session✨
Well I can definitely say that this video is accurate to the daily life of a salmon runner. I have 3,300+ (and counting) shifts of experience. The grind never stops. 5:13 I have 106 gold scales as of commenting this. I could perhaps get that banner one day. Amazing video as always Alpha! 🐯
@Alphastar716 In my subjective opinion, gold scaled should be guaranteed if you kill a king salmonid, because if you kill one, you bloody earned those gold scales. As stated by someone who never beat a king salmonid and only ever got coppers.
Okay hear me out, Flyfishes are annoying, but what’s even MORE annoying are dealing with Stringers- No idea if it’s just me, but I always get matched up with people who underestimate what Stringers are truly capable of- 😭 (Also alpha, amazing pfp! Varsity did a great job! ^^)
I think both of them can be equally as annoying in their own way. Flyfish is generally harder to deal with, but can be more or less one-cycled with any weapon if you time your bombs correctly. Stinger on the other hand is a huge pain if you have the wrong weapon (charger, short range, etc) and the teammate with the right one isn't paying attention.
From what I've noticed, people tend to not prioritize on the Stingers unless they're the ones getting shot, which is quite annoying. I've seen people completely ignore them when they could've easily removed them from the equation.
Every time a flyfish comes to my salmon run shift I always just assume they have a death wish. If you are a flyfish, *stay far away from me, or else you get bombs thrown at you.*
Whenever big run happens I scream if there’s no grizzco weapons because literally the city is being attacked and no weapons that are powerful and can help the squids
once i was playing salmon run. mothership wave. nice nice my favorite wave! we hit quota, times running out, and at the last second everyone gets knocked into the water
@@Alphastar716 yeah 😭 i even have this clipped. i also have a clip of me bringing down horrorboros to essentially no health BUT TIME RUNS OUT BEFORE HE DIES salmon run is surely something
If you approach a fly fish with out any salmonids on you, you can kill it with one cycle after you throw the first bombs, just stay calm and get the second one out even as you see the missile lock on yourself
"Wanna see me ask for 333 gold scales no-one seems to ever get at any level for a single banner ?" ( *Fresh Season 2023 drops* ) "Wanna see me do it again ?" ( *Fresh Season 2024 drops* )
Whenever Salmon Run gives me the undercover brella and/or clash blaster (or any other weapon I absolutely hate using), I just immediately run into the water :’)
thanks for making my face hurt from laughing. sad how true all this is. quickly learned to ALWAYS take a cannon since teammates either don't, are lousy, or hop in, fire a few shots, then go take on the cohucks themselves.
I hate steel eels, i hate stingers, i hate fly fish, i hate fish sticks. i love playing salmon run tho, i really wish we had a rerun of wahoo world big run bc i missed out on it ☹️☹️ also i love watching your videos, they always make me laugh and want to play some splatoon
I don't play that much anymore. I think we REALLY need checkpoints for SR. I have limited time, and as it is rn I will never ever get to 999 or even HLM in Freelance, if I have to start at EVP 40 every single rotation. If I play for hours I usually make it to EVP 300-400, and once made it to EVP 600+. And when I start at EVP 40 the game LOVES pairing me up with teammates that just barely reached EVP, and are clearly overwhelmed by EVP. If we had checkpoints I'd have way more motivation to play more SR I think, especially if the game would pair you with other players close to your rank.
I find it very unfair that the salmonids get to use sting ray while we poor cephalopods are running away from 5 high powered lasers coming from the other side of the field >:(
How much Salmon Run have you played in Splatoon 3? Let me know right here in the comments!
despite playing the least out of my friend group, im the highest ranking salmon runner
I am better at it than the other modes.
Who agrees that they need to change the leveling system? I am EVP and I expect good teammates, but instead I get people who don’t get any eggs and don’t follow ANYTHING in this video.
Not enough
I'm currently at profreshional in Splatoon 2 and profreshional +3 in Splatoon 3
as a splatoon 3 salmon run player, i must say this is very much our life
And what an interesting life it is LOL!
My poor octoling has so much trauma for salmon run so I have decided that I have collected all my money and I’m treating everybody who wants it to a group ✨therapy session✨
The bill for that therapy session is gonna be THICK! 😅
4:47 I'm being fully honest... In every king Salmon I splat this is always what I get. _you guys have no idea how much i've suffered_
If I were you, I'd just think gold scales were propaganda at this point x)
lucky you for getting silver scales in the first place
"There really is no such thing as joy in the world." That hit me *HARD.*
Well I can definitely say that this video is accurate to the daily life of a salmon runner. I have 3,300+ (and counting) shifts of experience. The grind never stops.
5:13 I have 106 gold scales as of commenting this. I could perhaps get that banner one day.
Amazing video as always Alpha! 🐯
Good job topaz
Even someone who's played the mode as much as you only has 1/3 the amount of gold scales necessary to get that banner.
@Alphastar716 In my subjective opinion, gold scaled should be guaranteed if you kill a king salmonid, because if you kill one, you bloody earned those gold scales. As stated by someone who never beat a king salmonid and only ever got coppers.
0:59 i agree about the camo and polka dot slopsuits but the koi slopsuit is SO cute i’ve been saving up for it as soon as i unlocked it
"Now I want this goldie to be lit up with more bullets than a GTA 5 character" is CRAZY 😭
I just realized why I like alpha. He makes the weird comparisons that gex does
Thank...you?!?!
Whoever is gonna grind 333 gold scales are insane also glad to see i'm not the only player stuck in s rank
Whoever does that has unmatched dedication to Grizzco lol
Me: well ima play salmon run now!
Alpha: mentions fly fish
Me: that’s why I haven’t played in a month
"Who in their right mind is gonna grind 333 gold scales"
1. Me
2. I mean its been done already by several people
but yeahhhh thats too much gold
*(Laughs in 999 EVP)*
Yeah losing 8 hours of sleep was...... worth. It.
I guess
You're either truly dedicated or insane LOL!
If I play for eight hours straight I got down three ranks bruh
Okay hear me out, Flyfishes are annoying, but what’s even MORE annoying are dealing with Stringers-
No idea if it’s just me, but I always get matched up with people who underestimate what Stringers are truly capable of- 😭
(Also alpha, amazing pfp! Varsity did a great job! ^^)
I think both of them can be equally as annoying in their own way.
Flyfish is generally harder to deal with, but can be more or less one-cycled with any weapon if you time your bombs correctly.
Stinger on the other hand is a huge pain if you have the wrong weapon (charger, short range, etc) and the teammate with the right one isn't paying attention.
From what I've noticed, people tend to not prioritize on the Stingers unless they're the ones getting shot, which is quite annoying. I've seen people completely ignore them when they could've easily removed them from the equation.
Yeah, double or triple stinger is NOT fun to deal with. They also never come inland, which is annoying.
If it is not high tide, you can ignore it(depend on your weapon) and just keep moving.
AMEN
337 gold scales to be exact got to get that 4 gold chum to unlock everything.
He changed his profile pic!
😮
Yeah, it was made by Varsity on Twitter! Here's their link: twitter.com/_varsity_1
@@Alphastar716 It looks really good! The only thing is now I have to remember a different profile pic on my subscriptions page.
You can still look at the white visor and blue afro and immediately know who it is x)
1:57 had me rolling 😂
Every time a flyfish comes to my salmon run shift I always just assume they have a death wish. If you are a flyfish,
*stay far away from me, or else you get bombs thrown at you.*
5:17 If there was a Topaz cameo here I would've died. I'm sure she's already well on her way XD
I have 110 gold scales now. It's only a matter of time. 😅
@@TopazTiger975 Bless 😭
Whenever big run happens I scream if there’s no grizzco weapons because literally the city is being attacked and no weapons that are powerful and can help the squids
once i was playing salmon run. mothership wave. nice nice my favorite wave! we hit quota, times running out, and at the last second everyone gets knocked into the water
You hate to see it. Sucks to have it happen when you get the quota too. 🥹
@@Alphastar716 yeah 😭 i even have this clipped. i also have a clip of me bringing down horrorboros to essentially no health BUT TIME RUNS OUT BEFORE HE DIES
salmon run is surely something
I'm Loving the new Profile Pic Alpha! I almost didn't recognise this video was from your channel until i saw the actual channel name :P
I love the juxtaposition between the insanity of salmon run with how calm and relaxing Satorl Marsh Day sounds lol
I have a hate for Stingers so much that every time I see them and even in the CORNER OF ME EYE, I will instantly go after them and kill them 😌
My favorite part of Salmon Run is big run where the salmonids make the PvP maps unironically better than how they are in PvP.
I guess the salmon runners are literally about to get married to salmon run at this point.🤣
They're married to the grind and boy is it an abusive marriage lol
3:41 Sometimes it just really feels like you’re wearing roller skates in Salmon Run
4:46 shoutout to my most recent shift where we beat horrorboros with 57 seconds left (12 bronze and 1 silver 😁😁😁)
You guys get eggstra work?
3:40 had me rotfl.
*rocks back and forth in a corner muttering Flyfish and Stinger over and over*
everyone overlooks the Steel Eels, the amount of times i was denied entry to LIFE by those metal snakes is painful
4:46 i understood that "what kinda bullshit" on every level possible
dude, YOU WERE SO REALTABLE WITH THAT FLYFISH THAT THING CAN GO TO FUCKING PURGATORY FOR ALL OF ITS LIFE
If you approach a fly fish with out any salmonids on you, you can kill it with one cycle after you throw the first bombs, just stay calm and get the second one out even as you see the missile lock on yourself
Every time I die to Stingers and Flyfish I consider going on my villain arc
3:48 USE THE GODDAMN WAVE BREAKER
"Wanna see me ask for 333 gold scales no-one seems to ever get at any level for a single banner ?"
( *Fresh Season 2023 drops* )
"Wanna see me do it again ?"
( *Fresh Season 2024 drops* )
Whenever Salmon Run gives me the undercover brella and/or clash blaster (or any other weapon I absolutely hate using), I just immediately run into the water :’)
“What am I wearing bowling shoes”
salmon run teamates waiting the last nanosecond of the final round to pop a special
Salmon run scare me
Ah yes, the get rich quick shtick, it's lovely
0:35 Better stress that first one.
That's actually really cool that explo can do that!
thanks for making my face hurt from laughing. sad how true all this is. quickly learned to ALWAYS take a cannon since teammates either don't, are lousy, or hop in, fire a few shots, then go take on the cohucks themselves.
I play salmon run more than every other mode. I love it. Hope they bring it into splatoon 4❤
My day on weekends or holidays is wake up grind then sleep and repete
Working Salmon Run shifts to me is a great way to relieve stress and anxiety! ❤
Sorry for being your bad teammate, I will throw myself into the ocean for my sins
*Splat*
Yoo I just subscribed bro I like the video. W
bold of you to assume many people can clear wave 3
I'd like to hope you can or else you'll derank until Mr Grizz grabs you by the helmet and throws you out of Grizzco. 😀
a lot of people i play with already have the 333 gold banner lmao
I hate steel eels, i hate stingers, i hate fly fish, i hate fish sticks. i love playing salmon run tho, i really wish we had a rerun of wahoo world big run bc i missed out on it ☹️☹️ also i love watching your videos, they always make me laugh and want to play some splatoon
1:38 We dont talk about flyfish.
*Tenta missile sounds intensify*
OH FRICK
4:44 so true through
Ay did Alpha change is profile picture?
I don't play that much anymore. I think we REALLY need checkpoints for SR. I have limited time, and as it is rn I will never ever get to 999 or even HLM in Freelance, if I have to start at EVP 40 every single rotation. If I play for hours I usually make it to EVP 300-400, and once made it to EVP 600+. And when I start at EVP 40 the game LOVES pairing me up with teammates that just barely reached EVP, and are clearly overwhelmed by EVP.
If we had checkpoints I'd have way more motivation to play more SR I think, especially if the game would pair you with other players close to your rank.
333 gold scales are no problem if you're an overfisher
i hope there’s a trizooka king salmonid so that nobody is safe
Don’t wish that into existence pls 🙏
I'd really prefer if a king salmonid didn't completely decimate me just by looking at me.
I find it very unfair that the salmonids get to use sting ray while we poor cephalopods are running away from 5 high powered lasers coming from the other side of the field >:(
I recently defeated horrorboros with 53 seconds left, my rewards were 12 bronze and 1 silver 😀
5:10 well :D
This is so true. Dang
I've seen people on Twitter get the 333 Gold Scale banner already, albeit Japanese players, but still.
Did y'all know that they're adding a new boss or King into Salmon Run soon?
5:10 I will.
mothership my beloved
Splatoon 3👍
Still better than grinding s rank
I was playing salmon run during this vidio
Unpopular but true opinion: Splatoon 3 salmon run is easier than Splatoon 2 salmon run.
What ist your Rank?
@@danielatiedemann4962 professional 3 in s3 but in s2 I was a overachiever.
A damn lot
salmon run best mode
me 5:06
all I see in my team is winning cos Im a OVERFISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is it bad that I play go getter 😂
2 minutes, got here fast lol
Was this video an excuse to call out bad teammates you've had? I feel like it was.
Partially.
And who grind 999 silver scales?