I'm doing a blind playthrough of this right now and he's right, BOTW does have a learning curve. It teaches you not to rush into fights blindly like DSP always does on the Great Plateau. After a few hours of play you should understand the mechanics and learn to keep your distance and use the bow when you can on big enemies that can 1 shot you. I cannot wait until Tears of the Kingdom, he's gonna fail fail fail fail fail fail fail over and over and over again. He gets 0 out of games, I felt really good when I took down my first hinox and my first guardian. It was kind of an AHA! I get this game moment.
hinox you gotta shoot their eye. lynels you gotta get good at parrying and flurry rushing as well as paragliding on updrafts then firing your bow in the air. except phil never even thought to try any of that lol.
" I cannot wait until Tears of the Kingdom, he's gonna fail fail fail fail fail fail fail over and over and over again. " Well you were more than right.
Yea the game rewards you for getting better. It is the best exploration game I have ever played and really makes you think. Had he played it without being told what to do every time he was challenged he would have felt the accomplishments this game gives.
I feel like you should clue in pretty quickly that the game developers didn’t intend you to fight the Hinox with its nuts brushing against Link’s forehead the entire battle.
I don't understand why he tried to climb the rock at 25:29 when he clearly knew he couldn't climb it in the rain, then blamed the game for him cornering himself and wasting a fairy
"Jumps over CLEARLY STATED fences going off the course" "Gets restarted to the beginning of the course" *HOW IS THIS FAIR WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO??* Even someone who has never TOUCHED a video game knows that fences are supposed to keep you in and at least provide a sense of where NOT to go. I think Phil's parents were siblings
“He’s got homing arrows! This is bullshit!” It’s called anti cheese phil. Maybe the game is telling you to fight the lynel normally instead of standing on the ledge above it cheesing it with arrows
100% dude. So many people tryharding to make tihydps and insert their personal "this was so easy for me" commentary into the video to "show Phil how it SHOULD be done". Like bro I don't care if you speedrun this I'm here for Phail, get over yourself.
Phil demonstrates one of the things I really like about BotW, how they dealt with range. Give a player a ranged weapon and the ability to climb, of course they're going to think logically and climb somewhere out of reach to shoot. But rather than having the enemies ignore such moves, or replenish hp... both of which can backfire if for some reason the enemy loses pathing to you in regular combat and re-hp's themselves off of it, instead, they just give basically every enemy either a ranged move, or a backup ranged move. So, you can totally try to shoot them where they can't smack you, but that offers a different challenge. No easy sniping.
Lmao I love the Battle tip screen hat appears each time he just dive into enemies: "Instead of throwing yourself at enemies over and over to no avail..."
Gets targeted by a 'Guardian' and then stands there like an idiot waiting for it to either take your picture or your life. Also to add in......only DSP can get killed by a freaking door! I literally just had a lol moment after that incident!!!! ROFL
Its crazy- hes SOMEWHAT in good spirits. Somewhat can laugh at himself......sad how things have gone so downhill these past 6 years. (And I will be here DAY ONE you post a TOTK DSP comp!)
DSP seems like the kinda guy who, when presented with something that will clearly do him harm in real life and is color coded to signal that yes fucking around and finding out WILL result in your untimely demise would just do it anyway because it didn't EXPLICITLY spell out that it was dangerous to him.
just sucking at the game is fine, it's the hurling insults at developers and nintendo for not hand holding him like he's been doing in totk that I take issue with
Literally rips the game apart because of his lack of intelligence. Every aspect of this games design is for the betterment of the player. It teaches you without holding your hand and makes you a better player for each failure.
I was reading the comments in the video intro and saw one saying "how did you get killed by a door?". I thought this had to be a joke but then I saw him get killed by a door, I had to pause the video until I could stop myself laughing.
Every time Phil is introduced to a new challenge/concept that acts as an obstacle, his first instinct is never to think of a way to overcome it with the tools he has but instead to continue blindly running into danger while asking "What do I do?" repeatedly before inevitably dying and saying "This sucks."
Someone said a similar thing on the original TIHYDP but I’ll post it here: I wish everytime Phil got saved by Mipha’s Grace, Mipha just calls him out on his bullshit: “Phil Seriously?! Come on Phil! Again Phil?!! I seriously can’t believe I was gonna marry your dumbass…”
@@ninjafrog6966 Correct. But a centaur, a man-horse, is much closer to a lynel than a minotaur, which is a bull-man. Lynels are like… lion-man-horses. Still, calling it a centaur makes sense, calling it a minotaur does not.
This is the era of Philbert where he gave into his misconception that streamers got popular because they overreacted to everything. His idea was to yell Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for about thirty seconds while pretending not to be annoyed by the game.
Probably stream chat told Phil to upgrade stamina before health. Phil did the same thing again in totk, so history repeats itself. I also upgrade stamina before health so it is easier to explore, but the way Phil is playing totk, Phil should invest in hearts, since he's not interested in exploring and just rushing through the story.
When I seen this man die swimming to the korok seed instead of regaining stam at the rock 2 SECONDS away, I literally had to pause and contemplate how tf he made it this far in life
Im not gonna lie, I think i suck at botw. but after looking at this, maybe i shouldn't be thinking that way anymore. Then again i'm on the fence about getting tears of the kingdom due to the new creation mechanics (I'm not very creative😅)
Watching DSP play this is like watching a child try to make a cake, they understand the concept and what they have to do but they just cant get the sequence right.
A child has a moderate chance of being able to read and follow the directions on a cake mix. They might get a measurement wrong here or there, maybe they won’t mix it enough, but I’d give a child decent odds at doing what the box says. Phil, on the other hand….
@@SomeOne-vf1rsDSP: Dude, where's the vanilla cream for the cake? It shows it in front of the box! Uggggh! Now I have to go and buy cream because the box doesn't include the cream. This is false advertising. I got scammed. This is so stupid, who eats a cake with no cream on it?
I had very little issue beating this game even with the phantom armor set (which is un-upgradable and has low armor amount) and I didn't even die nearly as much as phil. It was also my first playthrough.
Every game thats not street fighter Phil: I hit dodge!/I tried to dodge!/The game wouldn't let me dodge! Every game that is street fighter Phil: I was blocking!/I tried to block!/The game wouldn't let me block!
I was wonder why this fail count was higher than his Tears but realize because he RUSHED TF out of Tears, he did far less stuff Can't wait to see this amazing game be on his best and worst of 23 cause he so dumb
Phil really doesn’t understand the concept of directional dodging does he? He actually thinks the only way to dodge is by backflipping. This isn’t dark souls phil(although with the way he plays TOTK it might as well be) dodging doesn’t give you a ludicrous amount of s. Learn to sidestep and how to time your dodges ffs
he also thinks 'moving the control stick so link moves slightly' is a dodge. all these times he's saying "I dodged, I dodged, I got hit anyway!" No sir, you moved Link over a little, you didn't execute any kind of dodge or sidestep or game mechanic at all.
reading these comments from 5 years ago saying the EXACT SAME SHIT we are now is insane. phil will never learn untill these dents lose all there money and stop funding him. i cant wait to watch im die live on stream
Love how he keeps complaining about the dodge not working like he thinks it's supposed to have s and you can just pass through attacks as long as you're in the dodge animation. This isn't Dark Souls, Phil!
this guy should stick to playing mario mario is just skill and not levelling mechanics '' but there again he would not do well in that either '' ffs just stop playing games
It’s amazing how DSP’s rigid and ignorant playstyle makes BOTW look like a terrible game. He doesn’t even try to come up with better solutions like the game encourages. He tries to brute force everything.
I agree with Phil on the rain. It sucks. It's a stupid mechanic and it ruins the fun way too often... That's why Rivali's Gale is my favorite ability in this game. It makes exploring the world so much more fun.
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"I'm gonna sneak passed them"
*Immediately sprints directly into the enemy camp and gets slaughtered* lmao
5-year-old DSP brain: if you can't tank damage and flail wildly to beat a boss, it must be one of those stupid puzzle bosses.
This was exactly how 5 year old me felt when playing Kingdom Hearts all those years ago
@@StiblyBruh, same😅
it's literally dark souls though
Watching this guy makes me feel like a genius holy shit
I'm doing a blind playthrough of this right now and he's right, BOTW does have a learning curve. It teaches you not to rush into fights blindly like DSP always does on the Great Plateau. After a few hours of play you should understand the mechanics and learn to keep your distance and use the bow when you can on big enemies that can 1 shot you. I cannot wait until Tears of the Kingdom, he's gonna fail fail fail fail fail fail fail over and over and over again.
He gets 0 out of games, I felt really good when I took down my first hinox and my first guardian. It was kind of an AHA! I get this game moment.
hinox you gotta shoot their eye. lynels you gotta get good at parrying and flurry rushing as well as paragliding on updrafts then firing your bow in the air. except phil never even thought to try any of that lol.
when I parried a guardians beam with just a pot lid, it felt good
" I cannot wait until Tears of the Kingdom, he's gonna fail fail fail fail fail fail fail over and over and over again. " Well you were more than right.
Yea the game rewards you for getting better. It is the best exploration game I have ever played and really makes you think. Had he played it without being told what to do every time he was challenged he would have felt the accomplishments this game gives.
I feel like you should clue in pretty quickly that the game developers didn’t intend you to fight the Hinox with its nuts brushing against Link’s forehead the entire battle.
Phil is hands on...
How has he beaten Dark Souls but cant figure out fighting Hinox
@@dlanisthemanhe had chat hold his hand through the game. can guarantee if he didn’t have chat, he would drop souls
3 fairies. On a hinox. Even my 7-year old knows better.
I don't understand why he tried to climb the rock at 25:29 when he clearly knew he couldn't climb it in the rain, then blamed the game for him cornering himself and wasting a fairy
"Jumps over CLEARLY STATED fences going off the course"
"Gets restarted to the beginning of the course"
*HOW IS THIS FAIR WHERE AM I SUPPOSED TO GO??*
Even someone who has never TOUCHED a video game knows that fences are supposed to keep you in and at least provide a sense of where NOT to go. I think Phil's parents were siblings
“He’s got homing arrows! This is bullshit!”
It’s called anti cheese phil. Maybe the game is telling you to fight the lynel normally instead of standing on the ledge above it cheesing it with arrows
this feels like a classic TIHYDP, great work.
100% dude. So many people tryharding to make tihydps and insert their personal "this was so easy for me" commentary into the video to "show Phil how it SHOULD be done". Like bro I don't care if you speedrun this I'm here for Phail, get over yourself.
Damn those comments are 5 years old and literally nothing has changed
With someone like DSP, Hyrule is doomed.
"Our last line of defense will be Link."
Link:
@@DSmith3279the bad timeline fr
we rely on your "knight"
Any fictional universe with someone like DSP is doomed.
Phil demonstrates one of the things I really like about BotW, how they dealt with range. Give a player a ranged weapon and the ability to climb, of course they're going to think logically and climb somewhere out of reach to shoot. But rather than having the enemies ignore such moves, or replenish hp... both of which can backfire if for some reason the enemy loses pathing to you in regular combat and re-hp's themselves off of it, instead, they just give basically every enemy either a ranged move, or a backup ranged move. So, you can totally try to shoot them where they can't smack you, but that offers a different challenge. No easy sniping.
"How do I cook?!"
.. that's literally the first think you learn!
Lmao I love the Battle tip screen hat appears each time he just dive into enemies:
"Instead of throwing yourself at enemies over and over to no avail..."
Gets targeted by a 'Guardian' and then stands there like an idiot waiting for it to either take your picture or your life. Also to add in......only DSP can get killed by a freaking door! I literally just had a lol moment after that incident!!!! ROFL
I’m still bewildered by this. I’ve had some funny deaths in game, but never a death-by-door!
Its crazy- hes SOMEWHAT in good spirits. Somewhat can laugh at himself......sad how things have gone so downhill these past 6 years. (And I will be here DAY ONE you post a TOTK DSP comp!)
“I am bad at video games, therefore video games are bad”
DSP seems like the kinda guy who, when presented with something that will clearly do him harm in real life and is color coded to signal that yes fucking around and finding out WILL result in your untimely demise would just do it anyway because it didn't EXPLICITLY spell out that it was dangerous to him.
just sucking at the game is fine, it's the hurling insults at developers and nintendo for not hand holding him like he's been doing in totk that I take issue with
Literally rips the game apart because of his lack of intelligence. Every aspect of this games design is for the betterment of the player. It teaches you without holding your hand and makes you a better player for each failure.
him crushing himself in the door is one of the funniest things ive seen in a while
Scamda and the High Road to Bankruptcy
The "music glitched" comment during the finale of dark beast ganon absolutely killed me omg!
I was reading the comments in the video intro and saw one saying "how did you get killed by a door?".
I thought this had to be a joke but then I saw him get killed by a door, I had to pause the video until I could stop myself laughing.
Who needs to go out in the forests and mountains to find Bigfoot when the missing link between man and ape was right here the whole time
Every time Phil is introduced to a new challenge/concept that acts as an obstacle, his first instinct is never to think of a way to overcome it with the tools he has but instead to continue blindly running into danger while asking "What do I do?" repeatedly before inevitably dying and saying "This sucks."
Someone said a similar thing on the original TIHYDP but I’ll post it here:
I wish everytime Phil got saved by Mipha’s Grace, Mipha just calls him out on his bullshit:
“Phil Seriously?! Come on Phil! Again Phil?!! I seriously can’t believe I was gonna marry your dumbass…”
Mipha is crying downstairs right now
Boy, Link was really overworking Mipha here
>”it’s a minotaur!”
No Phil, that’s a centaur. Please educate yourself.
That annoyed me too
it’s actually a lynel
@@ninjafrog6966 Correct. But a centaur, a man-horse, is much closer to a lynel than a minotaur, which is a bull-man. Lynels are like… lion-man-horses. Still, calling it a centaur makes sense, calling it a minotaur does not.
10:30 there is no fuckin way he just did that 😭😂 I’m lmao right now omg
Yep, the big metal door actually killed him. He didn’t deactivate magnesis after getting to the other side.
The Derik counter was a funny addition
Dipshitshill describing everything like we are blind, quality kawntent
This is just sad
If he plays Tears of the Kingdom, it'll be golden...infuriatingly so XD
And it is now when he's out there playing it.
@@mrthaimaster I've been keeping up with his fuck ups...maaaan this guy is something else
@@Kvny_ yepp those zonite mechanics doesn't blend good with GoutBitchPhil low brain power.
He is. I’ve never felt so embarrassed watching a geriatric patient play a game
This is the era of Philbert where he gave into his misconception that streamers got popular because they overreacted to everything. His idea was to yell Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh for about thirty seconds while pretending not to be annoyed by the game.
Phil might be the worst gamer of all time. A complete lack of timing, intuition, recognition, reaction speed ... everything.
I truly believe this is one of the best games ever made. With that said this is absolutely painful to watch.
watching this guy try to fight lynels and hinox's is painful but also hilarious.
I couldn't depend on this guy to save the planet in real life, let alone a video game world.
14:35 is just unreal
lmfaoo 💀💀💀 had a good laugh there too. Phil is the only person that could March into an *entire* group of enemies, and be his own biggest threat
"He didn't jump what an idiot, moron"
Buddy you're the one controlling Link 💀
He talks like a 12 year old in the 90s.
@@sap9255 he really does 😂
46:01 I don't even know what to say about that...
The idiot took a stamina upgrade before a heart upgrade?!? After all that dying and complaining he doesn't have enough health....
Probably stream chat told Phil to upgrade stamina before health. Phil did the same thing again in totk, so history repeats itself.
I also upgrade stamina before health so it is easier to explore, but the way Phil is playing totk, Phil should invest in hearts, since he's not interested in exploring and just rushing through the story.
to be fair, it's smarter to update your stamina before your health
When I seen this man die swimming to the korok seed instead of regaining stam at the rock 2 SECONDS away, I literally had to pause and contemplate how tf he made it this far in life
I feel like he never had any health or meals ready.
LMFAOO I love the comments at the start teasing what’s gonna happen
Im not gonna lie, I think i suck at botw. but after looking at this, maybe i shouldn't be thinking that way anymore.
Then again i'm on the fence about getting tears of the kingdom due to the new creation mechanics (I'm not very creative😅)
I feel better when I fail at a game because I'm not Phil...I learn.
why does this dude just absolutely refuse to kill bats or heal 💀💀
he waiting for tips
I love the intro with the comments, shits funny as fuck 😂
did he ever figure out he can eat in combat
Wow, has he never heard of charged attacks or try dodging left and right instead of backflips?
He even has wolf link. God damn
He actually used up a revive on Dark Beast Ganon, the playable cutscene. Says it all really.
The laugh is ah ah ah even that is bugged
This is so painful funny to watch. Are also making a video on totk on dsp
When he killed himself with a door lmao
Dude.... Watching his adolescent brain try and understand the first korok puzzle is infuriating....
Watching DSP play this is like watching a child try to make a cake, they understand the concept and what they have to do but they just cant get the sequence right.
thats an isult to children. i could bake a cake as a child.
A child has a moderate chance of being able to read and follow the directions on a cake mix. They might get a measurement wrong here or there, maybe they won’t mix it enough, but I’d give a child decent odds at doing what the box says. Phil, on the other hand….
@@SomeOne-vf1rsDSP: Dude, where's the vanilla cream for the cake? It shows it in front of the box! Uggggh! Now I have to go and buy cream because the box doesn't include the cream. This is false advertising. I got scammed. This is so stupid, who eats a cake with no cream on it?
I had very little issue beating this game even with the phantom armor set (which is un-upgradable and has low armor amount) and I didn't even die nearly as much as phil. It was also my first playthrough.
Every game thats not street fighter
Phil: I hit dodge!/I tried to dodge!/The game wouldn't let me dodge!
Every game that is street fighter
Phil: I was blocking!/I tried to block!/The game wouldn't let me block!
I was wonder why this fail count was higher than his Tears but realize because he RUSHED TF out of Tears, he did far less stuff
Can't wait to see this amazing game be on his best and worst of 23 cause he so dumb
This dude has absolutely no game. If he's this bad at BOTW, how in the hell does he even play DS???
poorly
3:27 Bruh not even 5 seconds in and I already know its going to be fun
5:50 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
6:38 welp that was a lot of fall damage
8:03 a minataur me: uh oh
10:24 gotta use my metal abilit-
13:21 ...................................................................................................................alright
Not a clown...
"I'm not a children's entertainer"
But the entire circus?
Phil really doesn’t understand the concept of directional dodging does he? He actually thinks the only way to dodge is by backflipping. This isn’t dark souls phil(although with the way he plays TOTK it might as well be) dodging doesn’t give you a ludicrous amount of s. Learn to sidestep and how to time your dodges ffs
he also thinks 'moving the control stick so link moves slightly' is a dodge. all these times he's saying "I dodged, I dodged, I got hit anyway!" No sir, you moved Link over a little, you didn't execute any kind of dodge or sidestep or game mechanic at all.
I DODGED!!!
I can't believe this guy was able to beat Megaman games...well except battle network, because he has never try to play the game.
51:50 Oh my god! Just shoot the darn fireball bomb with your arrows. 🤣
How is it not clicking to him?? This boss isn't that hard.
reading these comments from 5 years ago saying the EXACT SAME SHIT we are now is insane. phil will never learn untill these dents lose all there money and stop funding him. i cant wait to watch im die live on stream
Love how he keeps complaining about the dodge not working like he thinks it's supposed to have s and you can just pass through attacks as long as you're in the dodge animation.
This isn't Dark Souls, Phil!
I’m so glad I’m not THIS bad at games 😂
I'm only 6 minutes in and I'm getting a headache
WhAt dO i Do?¿?¿
This is some funny ass shit man.
14:04 MGS3 FLASHBACKS
12:23 these are not that hard.... oh my fucking god...
His first mistake was playing the Wii U version lol
Man, the sweat stains on this guy.
goout
He is trolling right?
This is so annoying. I found a gamer version of amberlynn reid. Wont take the blame on AANYTHINGGGG
LMAO
I tryed to daaahsch
A learning curve?? what a bozo
this guy should stick to playing mario
mario is just skill and not levelling mechanics
'' but there again he would not do well in that either ''
ffs just stop playing games
Mario's too advanced for him. Only Bugsnax will do
@@Vangror I'm a year late but he tried Mario Wonder. It wasn't pretty...
His voice is so annoying and he repeats himself so much lol. But I can’t stop watching him be bad at the game
It’s amazing how DSP’s rigid and ignorant playstyle makes BOTW look like a terrible game. He doesn’t even try to come up with better solutions like the game encourages. He tries to brute force everything.
I'm actually in shock. How does he make money playing video games?
E-begging
"I don’t have enough money for my taxes, plz send TIPS for my taxes 😢"
1:31:13 how many years did Phil spend pissing on the toilet seat before someone told him to put it up?
I agree with Phil on the rain. It sucks. It's a stupid mechanic and it ruins the fun way too often... That's why Rivali's Gale is my favorite ability in this game. It makes exploring the world so much more fun.
I hate DSP.