I'd like to see him do Sonic CD. Phil rants so much that Sonic gets bored and jumps off the screen. Phil: WHAT!? I didn't even DO anything and I freaking DIED, dood! This game SUCKS!
Summary of every DSP playthrough: Hour 1: Singing, laughing, interacting with chat more than is usual, the game is very fun. Hour 2: The game is starting to show signs of difficulty spikes, Phil starts getting mildly frustrated but he tries to hide it. Hour 3: Phil is no longer hiding his frustration, begins to explain almost every death, usually using "dropped input!" as an excuse in platformers and "server lag!" in multiplayer FPS. Hour 4: Game mechanics don't work, level design is bad, devs don't explain what you're supposed to do, artificial difficulty & beginner's traps are everywhere. Hours 5+: DSP attempts to rush through the game but it results in deaths 9 times out of 10. His bitching has subdued but that's because he doesn't talk, just stares at the game looking bored and sad, rarely monitoring his laptop to check for any new donations. He can go 40+ minutes without saying a single word. Whenever he breaks radio silence it is to bitch at a segment.
Awesome comment! Phil has lots of catchphrases I've come to realize, especially "Nothing I could do", and he loves to insult game developers when he's getting especially frustrated in each playthrough. It's constant.
don't forget when he's watching the credits and says he "really liked it" despite spending the last 6 hours calling it broken and saying the developers are scumbags
@@RedDotInABlueState91 Nothing I could do. That's stupid. What the hell dood. Come on!!! Really? You're kidding me. Not a lot of people talking in the chat guys... No you can't get unbanned. Please if you enjoy my gameplay then consider supporting me with some tips. ACK ACK ACK
- "The reveal is that you have a cat" - "It... it's not even cl... close at all! you're wrong! ack ack ack ack" - "You have a cat, we heard it and saw you petting it" - "I was.. uh... scretching muh leg! that's right! I don't have a pet you dummies!" - Gets 1k - "So the big... _PHASITIVE_ reveal is... ladies and gentlemen... is that I have a cat! it's probably a big surprise to you all - no one even came close to guess it!" What an asshole...
Seriously, 1k Just to let people know he has a cat. Like the worst ever, also like how he said he not an child entertainer despite most of fans probably being so. Like remember Xbox message he used to do, where he doesn't like/listen to the message his young fans send him. Around 28 minutes, he legit say no one been Dead on despite them being right as always. Also sorry, 2k*
So, even after everyone got it right, he basically continued to insist they were wrong? Even if they called it, "Nope, you idiots were wrong, but thanks for the money, dummies!". Why am I not shocked?
"I never played SM64 before", "I played the DS version", "I know nothing about this game or the DS version, controls bad, this game sucks", "I loved playing SM64 when I was younger, this game is amazing"
And according to his daily goal, he makes $365,000 a year...playing video games... Where the fuck does all that money go? I make around $60000 a year and I could own 2 cars if I wanted to
PS3: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! PS4: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Xbox 360: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Xbox One: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Wii-U: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! Switch: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!! I guess no matter the console or company, nobody knows how to make controllers.
Why the fuck was he even jumping to catch the rabbit? I always dove into him at an angle. Though I will admit, my brother tricked me into jumping into a blue flame. He said "it wasn't as hot because it's blue". I fell for it and he laughed at my stupidity...because we were kids and not 37 year old brainlet manchildren.
I didn't even know you COULD die from jumping into the decorative fire in the castle. I didn't even know that's what they were called until right now. Never died while jumping into the fire. Maybe Bowser's fire breath, but not the decor fire.
@@shawnfields2369 After Phil died in the lobby of Click Clock Wood in Banjo-Kazooie, I joked that the only thing more humiliating would be dying from a torch in the castle of Mario 64. It...it was supposed to just be a joke...
@@stormbornapostle5188 Well, with phailbery, it's hard to believe, but even he makes the worst jokes seem like actual, plausible things. Like, dying to decorative fire in the castle of SM64. I don't get it either, and yeah, it was supposed to be a joke, but King Pigroach somehow made it a reality. And in the worst ways possible, while acting like a manchild, and being a douche. "He's like a trainwreck that's on everyday, 10 times a day" - Matt McMuscles.
tbh I would rather want him to make progress and finish a game for once. Plenty of rage on the way, no need for unneeded frustation for both him and the viewers.
Also here the better one. DSP tries it: wasting your time by complaining how's terrible the controllers is, keeps getting killed on purpose while bitching the game is being difficult, and losing to an easy boss.
Literally starts off with "Is this the one where you can squeeze his face at the beginning?" and then the game shows us 30 seconds later that Phil spent the night before squeezing Mario's face off stream and obviously knew you could.
Classic DSP pulls off a last second stunt that keeps him from dying only to later die in a way that was preventable. Speaking of which I think Phil missed his true calling. He would have made a legendary game tester in regards to playing games so badly he stumbles upon bugs long time players never knew existed.
@@sk3ll121 indeed most are children who don’t know better and see he excessive reactions as funny because they’re ignorant and don’t know better. Parents should watch them more…. The others are adults who toss him pennies to make sure he keeps playing cuz he’s a seal and doesn’t know better. His parents should have watched him more….
Funny how kids can control the camera no problems, yet Bumbling Philbert is unable to. Btw, if he didn't use save states he would probably take 2 ou 3 more streams to beat the game.
damn thats good info, i knew he did, but i guess I never thought about it and never see that in these, and that's the only way I watch this dude. Should show that sometime.
The camera in mario 64 is marginally better than having no camera at all. Genuinely the worst experience I’ve ever had controlling a 3D camera. I think DSP is a bit warranted in not liking it.
@@jon.... Yeah I've seen a lot of people complaining about the camera. I still have no idea why. Never had a problem with it. Not as a kid. Not as an adult. Not when playing with emulation. IDK about that.
100% this dude aggregates and condenses a dipshit like Phil's bad content and makes it watchable under the context of disliking the guy. I couldn't watch him regular, it would just piss me off slowly and wouldn't be funny.
There once was a Phil in Seattle Who could ne'er do ought but prattle He shits on his fans Schemes more greedy plans Cons hardearned money to buy him new chattel!
2:57:03 stands out as the most incredible mess up. He finally learns what that sign meant, decides to ignore using the wind, then walks off the stage, against the wind, and towards the exact island he came from. Incredible.
I had heard the clip where he caught himself ("my m-my wife"), but to hear him not only do it *twice* but fully say it? We don't need Freud to explain these slips
@@Dudebrotheguy Is it a common thing for married men *anywhere* to refer to their wives as their mom? Because *that's* quite rare here (and at least that would've been a relevant question)...
@@ScreechingPossum That wasn't my point, I am new to the whole dsp lore (I literally just watched a bunch of outsider videos) and I saw it frequently come up that his wife cooks for him as a negative(asking him what he had and who cooked it) So I was wondering why people fixate on it
@@Dudebrotheguy Fair enough. Let me apologize then. The summary that I can think of is that when Leanna left, Phil *really* complained about having to do basic chores, particularly doing laundry and having to cook for himself, and he put emphasis on how there was no one left to do that for him (Tevin did a video of that ["DSP Tries It: Lost Panda, Troll Chargebacks & Scheduled Meals | Analyzing A Madman"] and there are clips of Leanna mocking Phil on a stream about cooking his meals and doing chores for him ["Leanna the Detractor "]). So when Kat came along, it's not about if it's unusual for a wife to cook or not but rather that he *needed* someone to just take care of him (hence why Kat is referred to as his "soulmaid"). That seems highlighted by this slip up of his, in particular, from a man in his late 30s, whose almost daily routine is staying home and playing video games all day (and now playing dress-up), accidentally referring to his wife as his "mom".
"Every ledge is buttered" So he is just gonna ignore the fact that 1. He is in an ICE themed world so Mario will naturally slide when moving 2. Didnt he say in the beginning that the game should be cut some slack since it was 1996 and the 1st 3d Mario game? This guy is something else man lmao
Thank you SM64 devs for having the submarine exit in Dire Dire Docks teleport the player all the way back to the castle lake. The salt from Phil was worth its weight in gold.
That smirk on his face when he reveals his scam - Like hes saying: *Got you again paypigs, giving me money for nothing* **snakelaugh** wonder what his third 2019 con scheme will be, hes kicking out mods almost daily now.
I love how all Phil ever had to do to fix any camera problems was just push the button that puts the camera in Mario's perspective so it recenters the camera.
I never found Mario 64 to be a hard game. It's a game that you can beat in any pace. You don't have to be able to do crazy walljump shenanigans to beat it, but you CAN. It adds another layer of beauty to the game that both casuals and hardcore players appreciate. That's why it's so infinitely replayable to this day no matter the age or skill level of the player.
@@ori.g4mi I don't think the game is hard either, but DSP believes everything is hard or impossible because he lacks the ability to platform or the game "drops his input" because has no reaction speed. That's what I was saying -- bad players trying to tell everyone else what sections are hard is laughable. The whole game is hard to them.
@@ori.g4mi Yeah I find that with most Nintendo mario games there's 2 levels one is completing the game with the minimum of stars but there's always extra for those that want a challenge
a shame Outsyder didn't manage to get the stream chat from the reveal. chat was calling him out left and right. it never ceases to amaze how people continue giving money to this failure despite his constant barefaced BS and endless lies. it's not like that 2K means anything anyway. it won't go to bills, it'll go to some frivolous crap and he'll just keep crying poor because he wants maximum reward for minimum effort.
I watched 30 minutes of his pre stream last night. He earned 80 dollars in tips (no wonder theres no tips total in his info bar) and contrary to what he says, it felt like an unedited detractor video. DSP isnt smeared. Detractor vids are legit
By the way, missed opportunity to add the "DEVOUR!" clip whenever Phil ate it into quicksand or the like. Other than that it's another knock out TIHYDP.
You are doing God's work. My gf and I tried to watch his actual RAW footage of GTA IV on his channel and we just lost all energy after the second video.
If you're talking about his GTA 4 2019 playthrough I'm making the TIHYDP for that too currently. Hang tight and give it a bit of time and it'll be out.
At the 2:55:54 time mark I was almost expecting a 'DEVOUR' sound clip to go along with the 'getting eaten by the giant fish' death. Great montage though
But do you not agree that the trolls are way more pathetic and sad? Dedicating their lives to harassing some idiot on the internet lmao. I think that's sadder than anything
@aldo s Worst part is that he treats his fans like crap but the braindead still follow him. Remember when he did a giveaway of a game case with no disc inside just a case? That's how Phil repays his loyal followers.
@aldo s Trolling isn't a hobbie bro. I don't care much for the guy at all and his hate is warranted at times but obsessing over him and not having anything better to do than to harass someone they don't even know is called being a sad loser. Just the truth. Don't like him don't watch. Ubsub and that's that.
@@jakep1178 DSP's attitude and lack of skill provides abundant amounts of gold dust for his "detractors" to take and refine into videos like this. Watching the guy raw and unfiltered is an arduous task, but I'm thankful for the effort people put into to watching and editing his material. I've gotten some big laughs out of DSP's incompetence and the videos that point it out. His appeal is the same as most reality TV: you can't stop watching because you can't believe a person like him exists.
1:24:50 "...The original SM64 has some of the tightest controls. ...You pressed Z in the air like an old man." Holy crap I laughed so hard. That's precisely what happened, I couldn't have said it better. Him walking off the stage and going "What the fuck?" while arguing about why he died to that failed double long jump made me lol as well
@@DeltaSpark8 ok so A) its a 2001 a space odyssey joke B) Dave is the most basic name with the least personality C) he doesnt deserve to be called by his real name Its a triple entendre
Dsp: this is the very first 3d platformer, you’ve got to cut it some slack on the graphics guys Also Dsp: oh my god look at that 3d goomba, That is hideous Edit: it’s not us not cutting it slack, it’s you
He always shits on games for not looking or running good enough. He only said this in the beginning because he's scared of making fans of the game angry.
@@DiddyBohlen He's too retarded to tell any difference between good/bad 3D platform and continually shits on them regardless, him admitting It's a good game, just no easy option for Phil to navigate through.
It seems that the older he gets the more he goes into clownmode to attract the children who are dumb enough to watch him. Thanks for taking the time making this TIHYDP
Day 1 Phil makes 2000$, he’s laughing yucking it up and full clown mode. 2 days later 17$ on tips and he’s bitching his head off blaming controllers and map designers
I love how in the beginning, he's telling everyone to NOT to be so harsh on the game because of it being so old. But of course Phil, being the typical hypocrite that he always is, starts losing a lot and getting impatient, and then he starts to complain about the controls, camera, and "bugs."
What's really scary about Phil's logic is that it essentially gives him carte blanche to say whatever he wants. He's immune to future criticism because he can just fire back with either, "You're an obsessed psycho" or "I never said that/you're twisting my words". I've noticed this behaviour developing over the past few Tevin streams I've watched. To me it seems borderline pathological, like there's something wrong with his mind. Like Kyle says in South Park, "Your ego is so out of whack your mind can do these mental gymnastics to convince yourself you're awesome, when really you're a piece of shit". Someone could have undoctored audio of Phil saying something like, "The Holocaust was a good idea", and he's simply wait for a period of time and claim innocence because it's been 10 years. I think there's something very wrong with his mind.
With each passing year, his skills and mind seem to deteriorate more and more, but his ego keeps getting bigger and bigger! At this point, he's thoroughly convinced that WE'RE the evil ones! What a sad, pathetic life he has! -_-
I'm guessing he pulled his wii u out of the trash bin. Also he total scam his audience once again, if people didn't unsub to him now I don't know what will.
“I’m not a children’s entertainer” literally the entire stream : “BADABADABADUP BALABUP DALADADA DOO DULU DOO” Also yeah we kinda knew you weren’t trying to stream for kids, DarkSydeFap
Glad you included the despawned 100 coin star on Cool Cool Mountain. That was a great example of his incompetence. I also like all his "I got a feeling big donations are coming", then tries to call everyone conspiracy theorists when they say he knew the big Planet Jeff donation was coming.
I am sure Dave not playing anymore fighting games has nothing to do with the fact he sucks at every one of them. And refuses to learn any of the basics and button mashes every time.
I think the ongoing Jasper Saga is one of the scummiest things Phil's ever pulled. He has been outed from this as a blatant liar even to his "fans" and has been losing mods even. Yet he somehow reached over 600 subs.
I'll be honest at 49:32 I was expecting him to die on the slide. But him getting to the end only to realize the star had already despawned was much better.
This PICKLE SURPRISE 1000 dollar donation goal was one of the most cancerous ideas Phildolf has ever had. It really dragged down the playthrough honestly lol
the best thing about the game was Mario falling asleep everytime Phil spent too much time ranting about something.
Mario is an detractor, dood!
@Leftist Lyncher
Sorry, did you suffer a stroke?
Execute RANT mode
I'd like to see him do Sonic CD. Phil rants so much that Sonic gets bored and jumps off the screen.
Phil: WHAT!? I didn't even DO anything and I freaking DIED, dood! This game SUCKS!
@@VGamingJunkieVT didn’t he do this eventually??
Summary of every DSP playthrough:
Hour 1: Singing, laughing, interacting with chat more than is usual, the game is very fun.
Hour 2: The game is starting to show signs of difficulty spikes, Phil starts getting mildly frustrated but he tries to hide it.
Hour 3: Phil is no longer hiding his frustration, begins to explain almost every death, usually using "dropped input!" as an excuse in platformers and "server lag!" in multiplayer FPS.
Hour 4: Game mechanics don't work, level design is bad, devs don't explain what you're supposed to do, artificial difficulty & beginner's traps are everywhere.
Hours 5+: DSP attempts to rush through the game but it results in deaths 9 times out of 10. His bitching has subdued but that's because he doesn't talk, just stares at the game looking bored and sad, rarely monitoring his laptop to check for any new donations. He can go 40+ minutes without saying a single word. Whenever he breaks radio silence it is to bitch at a segment.
You captured his pattern perfectly. Phil tends to do this with most games that start going beyond tutorial difficulty as the game progresses.
He at least didn’t save scum it with save states every 10 seconds like what he does with every single old Nintendo game now
Awesome comment! Phil has lots of catchphrases I've come to realize, especially "Nothing I could do", and he loves to insult game developers when he's getting especially frustrated in each playthrough. It's constant.
don't forget when he's watching the credits and says he "really liked it" despite spending the last 6 hours calling it broken and saying the developers are scumbags
@@RedDotInABlueState91 Nothing I could do. That's stupid. What the hell dood. Come on!!! Really? You're kidding me. Not a lot of people talking in the chat guys... No you can't get unbanned. Please if you enjoy my gameplay then consider supporting me with some tips. ACK ACK ACK
- "The reveal is that you have a cat"
- "It... it's not even cl... close at all! you're wrong! ack ack ack ack"
- "You have a cat, we heard it and saw you petting it"
- "I was.. uh... scretching muh leg! that's right! I don't have a pet you dummies!"
- Gets 1k -
"So the big... _PHASITIVE_ reveal is... ladies and gentlemen... is that I have a cat! it's probably a big surprise to you all - no one even came close to guess it!"
What an asshole...
He has zero dignity he's such a pathetic piece of human garbage
Seriously, 1k Just to let people know he has a cat. Like the worst ever, also like how he said he not an child entertainer despite most of fans probably being so. Like remember Xbox message he used to do, where he doesn't like/listen to the message his young fans send him. Around 28 minutes, he legit say no one been Dead on despite them being right as always. Also sorry, 2k*
So, even after everyone got it right, he basically continued to insist they were wrong? Even if they called it, "Nope, you idiots were wrong, but thanks for the money, dummies!". Why am I not shocked?
He actually got 2 grand, but yeah messed up.
The fact that people still give him money even after being caught in a lie shows just how dumb people are.
"I never played SM64 before", "I played the DS version", "I know nothing about this game or the DS version, controls bad, this game sucks", "I loved playing SM64 when I was younger, this game is amazing"
@@elo9692 Um...
Sure.
@@herewegosupermario7738 Fell asleep on my phone. Shit happens matey...
@@elo9692 Wait, really? I actually thought you were a bot.
@@herewegosupermario7738 Yeah dude, it ain't the first time happening :D
"Activate clown mode " 😂
This poor man has been in the worst financial condition of his life for nearly 11 years now.
lmaooo
11 years is half of my life. That shows you how sad this is.
Lol this reminds me of a running joke my family has about my sister needing gas money. 😂
And according to his daily goal, he makes $365,000 a year...playing video games...
Where the fuck does all that money go? I make around $60000 a year and I could own 2 cars if I wanted to
And? Lol he made his bed and now he can sleep in it.
PS3: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!!
PS4: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!!
Xbox 360: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!!
Xbox One: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!!
Wii-U: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!!
Switch: IT DROPPED MY INPUT!!!
I guess no matter the console or company, nobody knows how to make controllers.
And every time he drops off a platform it "clipped". It's never his fault.
Nothing he could do
All games must be played with an Arcade Stick for no lag dood
Atari 2600: It dropped my input!
My favourite part was when he was talking about bluetooth devices ' problems during his playthrough of Crash 3
If I had a dollar for every time DSP says “clipped” or “camera” then I wouldn’t be in the worst financial situation of my life.
Underrated comment
also "controls"
Hahaha
Also "bugged" or "glitched".
If I had a drink for every time, I'd be in the worst mental state of my life
Imagine dying from the decorative fire in the castle
Why the fuck was he even jumping to catch the rabbit? I always dove into him at an angle.
Though I will admit, my brother tricked me into jumping into a blue flame. He said "it wasn't as hot because it's blue". I fell for it and he laughed at my stupidity...because we were kids and not 37 year old brainlet manchildren.
I didn't even know you COULD die from jumping into the decorative fire in the castle. I didn't even know that's what they were called until right now. Never died while jumping into the fire. Maybe Bowser's fire breath, but not the decor fire.
@@shawnfields2369 After Phil died in the lobby of Click Clock Wood in Banjo-Kazooie, I joked that the only thing more humiliating would be dying from a torch in the castle of Mario 64.
It...it was supposed to just be a joke...
@@stormbornapostle5188 Well, with phailbery, it's hard to believe, but even he makes the worst jokes seem like actual, plausible things. Like, dying to decorative fire in the castle of SM64. I don't get it either, and yeah, it was supposed to be a joke, but King Pigroach somehow made it a reality. And in the worst ways possible, while acting like a manchild, and being a douche. "He's like a trainwreck that's on everyday, 10 times a day" - Matt McMuscles.
LOL SO TRUE
Those save states ruined some potentially glorious rage moments.
But ultimately, it spared us the tedium of watching an idiot fail to learn from trial and error.
tbh I would rather want him to make progress and finish a game for once. Plenty of rage on the way, no need for unneeded frustation for both him and the viewers.
He only used restore point for one thing though, he crushed this game overall with og saves.
@@BITCOIlN he did it several times man
@@BITCOIlN he used it several times you weird loser. this game is easy as piss and he still had to cheat to finish it
DSP tries it: Destroying your childhood with horrendous singing
I had to find your comment literally the moment he started, fucking cursed me
Honestly, I find it wholesome the way Phil seems to legit enjoy the song. Bad singing not withstanding.
DSP destroys it: Your childhoof
Also here the better one.
DSP tries it: wasting your time by complaining how's terrible the controllers is, keeps getting killed on purpose while bitching the game is being difficult, and losing to an easy boss.
@@michaelcoulson4014 same thing happened to me
"this is the very first 3D game"
Phil pretends to be a game historian.mp3
3D platformer
Odin Bueno *.mp4
It's funny cuz there are 3d platformers that came out before this. ie Jumping Flash
Actually, this was the first Strand game
This was the fist game ever
Literally starts off with "Is this the one where you can squeeze his face at the beginning?" and then the game shows us 30 seconds later that Phil spent the night before squeezing Mario's face off stream and obviously knew you could.
His chat could've just confirmed it to him. Of all the things to complain about, that's the least offensive.
And people say he's bad at acting. When he REALLY wants it, he can be good. Just see how convincingly and angrily he said he didn't have a cat -.-
Hes bad at acting but good at lying. Dont know how he manages to differentiate between those.
Classic DSP pulls off a last second stunt that keeps him from dying only to later die in a way that was preventable. Speaking of which I think Phil missed his true calling. He would have made a legendary game tester in regards to playing games so badly he stumbles upon bugs long time players never knew existed.
I swear every time I see the donation notification my faith in humanity dies a little more.
Seriously. Who the fuck donates to this guy?
If it makes you feel better, 90% of people in every society are dumber than shit. It's why religion and politics can succeed so well.
Without those people donations we won't have seen those one of the worst gamers
PS dont lose faith in humanity there r good ones
Most of them just donate to make him keep playing, tbh I'll want him to keep playing to watch him rage
@@sk3ll121 indeed most are children who don’t know better and see he excessive reactions as funny because they’re ignorant and don’t know better. Parents should watch them more….
The others are adults who toss him pennies to make sure he keeps playing cuz he’s a seal and doesn’t know better. His parents should have watched him more….
Constantly overreacting and making Mario inaudible sounds throughout the playthrough. Another clown of a playthrough.
And in the video he said he's not a clown lmao
Guys hes not a children's entertainer. How do u not see that
thats basically all youtube gamers lmao
I suggest to add a "clown mode" count for future videos, just to document his hypocrisy.
Bugged adult mechanics.
Funny how kids can control the camera no problems, yet Bumbling Philbert is unable to.
Btw, if he didn't use save states he would probably take 2 ou 3 more streams to beat the game.
damn thats good info, i knew he did, but i guess I never thought about it and never see that in these, and that's the only way I watch this dude. Should show that sometime.
ahh nvm I see it around 2:07:00
The camera in mario 64 is marginally better than having no camera at all. Genuinely the worst experience I’ve ever had controlling a 3D camera. I think DSP is a bit warranted in not liking it.
@@jon.... Yeah I've seen a lot of people complaining about the camera. I still have no idea why. Never had a problem with it. Not as a kid. Not as an adult. Not when playing with emulation. IDK about that.
@Hogan 2 Develop senses
Lol old man yells at clouds: Super Mario 64 edition.
''Nah, that wasn't a cat dood! It was my foot, my foot was meowing!''
It's the rare variant of gout, the meowing gout. Dave should probably get that checked out, I heard it can be dangerous.
Imagine it as a meme
"It's not a dog, my ass was barking"
Please never stop making these. You're one of the best DSP content creators on TH-cam right now.
100% this dude aggregates and condenses a dipshit like Phil's bad content and makes it watchable under the context of disliking the guy. I couldn't watch him regular, it would just piss me off slowly and wouldn't be funny.
One of the only left
"They won't let me squeeze it." I think you've done that enough, my man ;)
Needs +2 Thumbs up
I like how he says that he doesn’t know poetry, and then incorrectly says that a limerick isn’t a poem as if he knows something about poetry.
There once was a Phil in Seattle
Who could ne'er do ought but prattle
He shits on his fans
Schemes more greedy plans
Cons hardearned money to buy him new chattel!
@@agnastthrower5212 I read that in Gary's voice from that Spongebob episode where he's exploring different characters' dreams.
@@ThatAnnoyingBird I wrote it in his voice xD
2:57:03 stands out as the most incredible mess up. He finally learns what that sign meant, decides to ignore using the wind, then walks off the stage, against the wind, and towards the exact island he came from. Incredible.
He said, "When my mum cooks, I mean my wife." LoL
I had heard the clip where he caught himself ("my m-my wife"), but to hear him not only do it *twice* but fully say it?
We don't need Freud to explain these slips
Why do people hate on him for heaving his wife cook ?
Is this such a rare thing in the US?
@@Dudebrotheguy Is it a common thing for married men *anywhere* to refer to their wives as their mom? Because *that's* quite rare here (and at least that would've been a relevant question)...
@@ScreechingPossum That wasn't my point, I am new to the whole dsp lore (I literally just watched a bunch of outsider videos) and I saw it frequently come up that his wife cooks for him as a negative(asking him what he had and who cooked it)
So I was wondering why people fixate on it
@@Dudebrotheguy Fair enough. Let me apologize then. The summary that I can think of is that when Leanna left, Phil *really* complained about having to do basic chores, particularly doing laundry and having to cook for himself, and he put emphasis on how there was no one left to do that for him (Tevin did a video of that ["DSP Tries It: Lost Panda, Troll Chargebacks & Scheduled Meals | Analyzing A Madman"] and there are clips of Leanna mocking Phil on a stream about cooking his meals and doing chores for him ["Leanna the Detractor
"]). So when Kat came along, it's not about if it's unusual for a wife to cook or not but rather that he *needed* someone to just take care of him (hence why Kat is referred to as his "soulmaid"). That seems highlighted by this slip up of his, in particular, from a man in his late 30s, whose almost daily routine is staying home and playing video games all day (and now playing dress-up), accidentally referring to his wife as his "mom".
"Every ledge is buttered" So he is just gonna ignore the fact that
1. He is in an ICE themed world so Mario will naturally slide when moving
2. Didnt he say in the beginning that the game should be cut some slack since it was 1996 and the 1st 3d Mario game?
This guy is something else man lmao
Trying to watch through this comp to see who is worse at Mario 64. DSP or Arin from Game Grumps
@@No_Sleepee at least arin knows he's bad lol
34:06 perfectly encapsulates what you said
DSP tries it: Navigating menus in a game from 1996.
Thank you SM64 devs for having the submarine exit in Dire Dire Docks teleport the player all the way back to the castle lake. The salt from Phil was worth its weight in gold.
Phil does indeed act himself, the thing is, "Himself" is 100% a clown.
hey, he's not a clown,
he's the entire circus
LMAO@@SamSquids
Bro you have the patience of a saint for being able to watch through all his shit and grab all the best parts... you are the homie
I'd fucking destroy myself before I could get through all his "raw unedited gameplay" and clip this together
"Phil's smelly chair just tipped me 20 dollars." LOL
Hero of Legend time stamp for that?
Nothing funny about it, a true detractor would tip zero. Also 20 dollars is more than generous troll tip
@@CarlosLopez-ji4de For the sake of other people who wanted a timestamp. 1:00:05
27:34 Calling Tevin Tervin is absolutely hilarious and mature humor. Calling Phil Dave is only done by brainless idiots with a bad sense of humor.
That smirk on his face when he reveals his scam - Like hes saying: *Got you again paypigs, giving me money for nothing* **snakelaugh** wonder what his third 2019 con scheme will be, hes kicking out mods almost daily now.
Phil's unborn, 🐖 baby.
I noticed he has Wii Fit U on his dashboard, such a waste of money -_-
Dont they give that for free with console
That Weird Kid From High School they don’t as someone who bought one directly from Nintendo
I love how all Phil ever had to do to fix any camera problems was just push the button that puts the camera in Mario's perspective so it recenters the camera.
The great Todd Howard is here to see your amazing video. Reason why Fallout 76 failed is because i had a studio full of DSPs making it
The Elder Scrolls VI will have microtransations ?
🐖🐽🐷 okay but provide evidence where's the evidence🐖🐽🐷🙏
That.... Actually makes a lot of sense.
Now I understand why sometimes... it doesn't just work.
@@ebonyzeity1096 I heard you need to spend 1k to unlock the Khajiit.
"TH-cam is just an archive."
*Makes an intro for every TH-cam video during the streams for just an archive.
Such a waste of bandwidth.
You put more effort into these videos than dsp has in his whole """career""".
3:17:04 Phil literally more interested in his chat, and stroking his goutee he forgets he's on the magic carpet.
Mario 64's infamously bad controls, which is why it's by far the most popular game to speedrun. Also the camera is pleb filter.
"This is definitely one of the hardest."
I love it when people who suck at video games try to tell everyone else what's hard or easy.
I never found Mario 64 to be a hard game. It's a game that you can beat in any pace. You don't have to be able to do crazy walljump shenanigans to beat it, but you CAN. It adds another layer of beauty to the game that both casuals and hardcore players appreciate. That's why it's so infinitely replayable to this day no matter the age or skill level of the player.
Like what happened to hollow knight
@@ori.g4mi I don't think the game is hard either, but DSP believes everything is hard or impossible because he lacks the ability to platform or the game "drops his input" because has no reaction speed. That's what I was saying -- bad players trying to tell everyone else what sections are hard is laughable. The whole game is hard to them.
Phil would make a great video game journalist.
@@ori.g4mi Yeah I find that with most Nintendo mario games there's 2 levels one is completing the game with the minimum of stars but there's always extra for those that want a challenge
I have a theory that every time Phillip force a laugh, a bit of his dignity disapear, alongside with his enjoyment for what he does
Plus DSP's enjoyment is based solely on how much 💰 he is extracting from his paypigs
"AH. HA. HA. HA. HAAAAAAA!"
Can you imagine if the "positive reveal" actually was Kat being pregnant .... An unborn child already exploited by the father for money...
it's bold to assume that phil would be the father.
Don't give him ideas!
>.
@@Majokodomo Aww , dont worry . He doesnt watch braindead detractor content remember !
Probably only a matter of time.
He would not hesitate for a second. All of a sudden the constant begging would be about putting food in his baby's mouth.
a shame Outsyder didn't manage to get the stream chat from the reveal. chat was calling him out left and right. it never ceases to amaze how people continue giving money to this failure despite his constant barefaced BS and endless lies. it's not like that 2K means anything anyway. it won't go to bills, it'll go to some frivolous crap and he'll just keep crying poor because he wants maximum reward for minimum effort.
I watched 30 minutes of his pre stream last night.
He earned 80 dollars in tips (no wonder theres no tips total in his info bar) and contrary to what he says, it felt like an unedited detractor video.
DSP isnt smeared. Detractor vids are legit
By the way, missed opportunity to add the "DEVOUR!" clip whenever Phil ate it into quicksand or the like. Other than that it's another knock out TIHYDP.
I thought maybe an hour ago when the Outsyder Version of this TIHYDP is coming. 15 Minutes later i saw that video. Love it \m/
Everything has been building up to this momentous occasion. I shall treasure this Trainwreck. Thank you for this.
You are doing God's work. My gf and I tried to watch his actual RAW footage of GTA IV on his channel and we just lost all energy after the second video.
If you're talking about his GTA 4 2019 playthrough I'm making the TIHYDP for that too currently. Hang tight and give it a bit of time and it'll be out.
@@The0utsyder Awesome! Keep up the great work! I've watched practically all your vids. My favorite has to be TIHYDP Sekiro.
Don't mind me, just saying that GTA IV remains as the best story in all of GTA
i was waiting for this amazing video. yet another masterpiece. thank you sir
Ah shit, here we go again..
Guess who’s back?
Back again?
Phil is back!
Tell a friend!
Next time I watch one of these I will have to have some whiskey handy. Dsp sucks lol
The fans didn't make him execute clown mode, Phil executed clown mode himself. *CLOWN 100*
This guy is a total narcissist. He can never be wrong, he shifts blame off of himself at every turn, and he is always the victim.
At the 2:55:54 time mark I was almost expecting a 'DEVOUR' sound clip to go along with the 'getting eaten by the giant fish' death. Great montage though
He's so sore about the Dave thing, if only he could just ignore it, it would never have taken off.
Calling Phil Dave is the DSP equivalent of calling WingsofRedemption Richard
I believe that is called the Streisand Effect. I may have screwed up the spelling and too lazy to Google. :3
He's a narcissist. The thought of someone admiring his legacy and thinking his name is Dave and not Phillip Burnell is making him angry.
Maria Isabella I thought people called him Dave because he looks like David Brent?
Can't confirm nor deny but I have to say that is the very first time I heard this in all my years in the detractor circles.
That was the last time anyone has ever seen Jasper the Cat...
Gotta fork out another 2G's if you wan a see him again
Haha, when he pauses after he effs up cause he forgets he cant just reload a checkpoint or save
I have a ton of patience but i can't stand this manbaby or his fans...
But do you not agree that the trolls are way more pathetic and sad? Dedicating their lives to harassing some idiot on the internet lmao. I think that's sadder than anything
@aldo s Worst part is that he treats his fans like crap but the braindead still follow him. Remember when he did a giveaway of a game case with no disc inside just a case? That's how Phil repays his loyal followers.
@aldo s Trolling isn't a hobbie bro. I don't care much for the guy at all and his hate is warranted at times but obsessing over him and not having anything better to do than to harass someone they don't even know is called being a sad loser. Just the truth. Don't like him don't watch. Ubsub and that's that.
@@jakep1178 DSP's attitude and lack of skill provides abundant amounts of gold dust for his "detractors" to take and refine into videos like this. Watching the guy raw and unfiltered is an arduous task, but I'm thankful for the effort people put into to watching and editing his material. I've gotten some big laughs out of DSP's incompetence and the videos that point it out. His appeal is the same as most reality TV: you can't stop watching because you can't believe a person like him exists.
@@jakep1178 shut up bitch
That "Use a long jump at the start" at 25:59 was too fucking perfect🤣.
One of my favorite moments
I love how many of those troll names were memes from LTG and WingsofRedemption. They might've been the same couple of people
1:24:50 "...The original SM64 has some of the tightest controls. ...You pressed Z in the air like an old man." Holy crap I laughed so hard. That's precisely what happened, I couldn't have said it better. Him walking off the stage and going "What the fuck?" while arguing about why he died to that failed double long jump made me lol as well
Leave it to dave to not understand the dave joke
It's basically like calling WingsofRedemption "Richard," right? Or is there more to it?
@@DeltaSpark8 ok so
A) its a 2001 a space odyssey joke
B) Dave is the most basic name with the least personality
C) he doesnt deserve to be called by his real name
Its a triple entendre
@@DeltaSpark8 Basically. If I remember correctly someone called him Dave and he got unnessecarily angry about it so it's been a meme ever since.
Dsp: this is the very first 3d platformer, you’ve got to cut it some slack on the graphics guys
Also Dsp: oh my god look at that 3d goomba, That is hideous
Edit: it’s not us not cutting it slack, it’s you
He always shits on games for not looking or running good enough. He only said this in the beginning because he's scared of making fans of the game angry.
@@DiddyBohlen He's too retarded to tell any difference between good/bad 3D platform and continually shits on them regardless, him admitting It's a good game, just no easy option for Phil to navigate through.
Execute clown mode!
You have created a new meme 😄
😂
It seems that the older he gets the more he goes into clownmode to attract the children who are dumb enough to watch him. Thanks for taking the time making this TIHYDP
Or the same morons to gift him $5 just to say him and his mods suck.
Phil: Stay pawsitive
Also Phil:Is a tawksic manchild
Day 1 Phil makes 2000$, he’s laughing yucking it up and full clown mode.
2 days later 17$ on tips and he’s bitching his head off blaming controllers and map designers
I love how in the beginning, he's telling everyone to NOT to be so harsh on the game because of it being so old. But of course Phil, being the typical hypocrite that he always is, starts losing a lot and getting impatient, and then he starts to complain about the controls, camera, and "bugs."
The contrast of the cheerful music to dsp cries of agony is just perfect
This is How You Don't Play Super Mario 64: Clown Edition
Phil found a woman who was willing to marry him. I think about that a lot.
What's really scary about Phil's logic is that it essentially gives him carte blanche to say whatever he wants. He's immune to future criticism because he can just fire back with either, "You're an obsessed psycho" or "I never said that/you're twisting my words". I've noticed this behaviour developing over the past few Tevin streams I've watched. To me it seems borderline pathological, like there's something wrong with his mind. Like Kyle says in South Park, "Your ego is so out of whack your mind can do these mental gymnastics to convince yourself you're awesome, when really you're a piece of shit". Someone could have undoctored audio of Phil saying something like, "The Holocaust was a good idea", and he's simply wait for a period of time and claim innocence because it's been 10 years. I think there's something very wrong with his mind.
With each passing year, his skills and mind seem to deteriorate more and more, but his ego keeps getting bigger and bigger! At this point, he's thoroughly convinced that WE'RE the evil ones! What a sad, pathetic life he has!
-_-
When pathological lying meets narcissism
We need a psychological assessment of his mind and behaviour.
Ironically enough, the one time DSP didn't complain about a broken game was when he placed 4th at EVO. Just saying
I hate it when he dies on a Level, he reacts like he lost like 3 Hours of "Work".
It’s good to have you back King, I’ll keep spreading the good word.
It’s Crit BTW.
4:03 I love how upset he gets. Clown mode just knocked the wind out of his sails.
I'm guessing he pulled his wii u out of the trash bin. Also he total scam his audience once again, if people didn't unsub to him now I don't know what will.
“I’m not a children’s entertainer”
literally the entire stream : “BADABADABADUP BALABUP DALADADA DOO DULU DOO”
Also yeah we kinda knew you weren’t trying to stream for kids, DarkSydeFap
Glad you included the despawned 100 coin star on Cool Cool Mountain. That was a great example of his incompetence.
I also like all his "I got a feeling big donations are coming", then tries to call everyone conspiracy theorists when they say he knew the big Planet Jeff donation was coming.
3:00:30 another perfect use of that "GOT 'EM" clip. Nice work Outsyder
49:37 got me good lol, well played Mr. Outsyder.
On Donkey Kong 64 stream: Complaining that it's not as good as Super Mario 64.
On Super Mario 64 stream: Still constant complaints.
"That's not a poem, that's a Limerick."
1. I doubt Phil actually knows what a limerick is
2. A limerick is a type of poem
It warms the cockles of my heart every time I hear of Jasper attacking DSP
I have a fun drinking game to play. Ever time Phil ends up committing a Freudian Slip take a shot.
My next 3 to 4 sleeps sorted. Thank you so much. Better than using sleeping tablets
Dude I thought I was the only one.
@@shoddytatti no my guy there are lots of us apparently lol
"I'm not a clown and I'm not an actor"
- DSP
Cringey scatting of level music = A way to fill dead air...
DSP: "Im not a children's entertainer" Also DSP: "Celebratory Bubble Blow"
24:14 This should be it's own mini video. It's too good. XD
I am sure Dave not playing anymore fighting games has nothing to do with the fact he sucks at every one of them. And refuses to learn any of the basics and button mashes every time.
I can feel the toxicity flow through him with each death.
The most vivid and concrete proof Phil is a bold faced liar.
Thank you for all the countless hours you spend editing these for our entertainment, 0utsyder! Cheers man.
Come on now. You know a clown montage would be totally worth it lol
Leave it to Phil to teach me something new. I never knew the vulture could knock you down if you flew into it.
I think the ongoing Jasper Saga is one of the scummiest things Phil's ever pulled. He has been outed from this as a blatant liar even to his "fans" and has been losing mods even.
Yet he somehow reached over 600 subs.
Gifted subs, meaning a lot of those people don't watch or even know Phil.
Organic growth, dood
I'll be honest at 49:32 I was expecting him to die on the slide. But him getting to the end only to realize the star had already despawned was much better.
This PICKLE SURPRISE 1000 dollar donation goal was one of the most cancerous ideas Phildolf has ever had. It really dragged down the playthrough honestly lol
"King of Retro" everybody.
“I’m not doing that”
~Only guy🥲with the controller and applying pressure to the thumb stick~
😂