“I don’t have an ID on me, I’m only 13” *checks his wallet* finds military ID, ID passport, drivers license, planet fitness membership, condoms, picture of side chick, picture of wife & kids
😂😂this was the most unbelievable decoy ever!! My son is 13 n looks like a little boy.i get everyone ages different but cmon this guy clearly looked early 20s easily lol
Varunan Alberto 13 is when boys and girls at my old middle school are allowed to join more sports. He looks like he plays sports. But that's just a theory
That bloated predator really thought he was going home after all that. "Thanks for this experience, it was nice meeting you, sir! I sure learned my lesson! 😁"
@@dismalrealms3587 Not true.. at the time of this filming he had just turned 27 years, 3days, 16hrs, 4mins and 33 seconds. Plenty of time for him to recall
I think that should just show, that the predators use everything to make themselfes younger, even though it doesnt change nothing. Everyone says his age in every situation in that you get asked. Why didnt he said, that he was 28? He was 28 and of course he knew that, but he said that hes 27, even though that doesnt change nothing. Like the other predators, that are like 40 or something and say that they are 30, like that would change something.
I think its deeper than that. I think when you're in a flight or fight mode as the predator is and you're lying to save your bacon suddenly you start lying about everything, even insignificant things like taking 1 year from your age in this situation.
Chris: "How old are you?" Predator: "27." *dramatic music swells in* Chris: "Not true. At the time of our conversation Valez had just turned... 28." pfft I can't get enough of this show.
“Me, my mommy and my daddy”. The fact that the guy fell for the terrible decoy just shows how focused on sex to even notice the decoy looks like a married man with 3 kids.
There have been some that check the bait after they already took it. "Now that I already walked in, I have to check if Chris Hansen's here." You walked in! You already lost!
i said the same thing wtf one year difference but in this show they want to make them look as bad as they can and they should those damm sick melosters
I think Chris should be the Decoy and Dwayne should do the confronting Dwayne: How old did you say your age is? Predator: Its- Dwayne: It doesn't matter what your age is!!
right....Extreme cringe alert...I'm 19 but even if I acted like fk Chriss Pratt, physically seen no one would believe I'm 13... They really need to step up their game beccause you could clearly tell the suspect was suspecting something wasn't right....
mr giggles Their decoy has to be at least 18. One of my grandsons turned 13 this last September. He is like 5'8" tall and growing fast and he already has a deep voice. Sooo....hard to tell.
mr giggles right, he looks like he has a 4 o'clock shadow, the pedos have arrested development mentally and are obviously ignorant to start for thinking they are going to get some young stuff.
I am glad they blurred out the Jurassic Park logo on his shirt. It would be a shame to ruin that movie for people if they knew predators appreciate it too.
He does actually bit when there's a pedo in front of you most younger people would be scared or tence. Plus as others point out he doesn't look like he just turned 13 that's why the guy got second thoughts
3:08 the predator gave the decoy the easiest lay-up of a question, all he had to say was “I don’t have an ID yet, I’m 13” but instead he says “I don’t have an ID *on me* , I’m only 13, my mom keeps that in her purse” as if it’s perfectly normal for a 13 y/o to have an ID, just not for them to hold onto it
"How old are you" "I'm 27" "Not true he just turned 28" Alright, chris, I don't know if we really needed that clarification, but it's your show, so nitpick away, I guess....
Remembering a girl from 4th grade. One afternoon, our teacher said she was leaving the room and would be right back. Wendy starts waving her hand. It almost seemed urgent, fgs. But all she said was, 'Can I take names?' The expression on the teacher's face was fleeting, but I swear a flash of disdain popped through. Btw, we all acted up so much in those few minutes that Wendy looked ridiculous telling on everyone. But damn, she actually tried. (What was cool was that even the goody-goody kids were throwing crap and yelling. Wendy had no idea how bonded we were the moment she asked that. Wonder wth happened in her Chris Hansen 2.0 life.
John Troy he wasn't talking about ur comment being a lie he ment as the actor couldn't make it seem real that it's easy to see the lie that his acting is indeed terrible
I feel bad for his fiancé. Imagine having to find out you were engaged to someone who was seeking to do things with an underaged child. Absolutely sickening and horrible thing to go through.
Chris Harper, I considered that as a possibility. But I feel like they would have questioned him in some way, so if they did find out that he was a part of it they would most likely include that in the video. So I’m thinking they investigated and found him to be innocent? Unfortunately it’s a bad situation whether he was a part of it or not.
If a "thirteen-year-old" man ever refers to his parents as mommy and daddy, either you're about to get murdered or Chris Hansen is around the corner.
Sarah Perkins It’s all just roll play.
Im a 23 year old married man and still call my mom and dad mommy and daddy lol
I agree. I don’t know too many thirteen year olds who refer to their parents as “mommy and daddy”.
Sarah Perkins 😂😂😂😂
*role play
Damn that 13 yr old decoy looks like he's got 2 jobs, a mortgage and an ex-wife who don't let him see the kids.
🤣🤣🤣
Dame Lia Sorelle ikr💀😹 tf
That's funny
Where do they find these actors... the local community college drama class?
Lmaoo
After Chris walked in, the decoy went out back to have a smoke, drink a beer, and call his kids.
Yankee Doodle Hahahahhahahaha
hahahahahahaha lmao thats some funny shit you said.
Best comment 🤣
Yankee Doodle Nice!
😂
"Take a seat please"
"Chris, I'm the decoy"
"Oh right, my bad"
Bro 💀💀💀😂😂😂
This literally took me out 😂
😂😂😂😂
LMFAOOOO OMGGG 🤣
LOL 😂
This has to be the first time in history someone asked a person for their ID to confirm they’re UNDER age.
😂😂🤣😂😂😂😂💀💀
I love how he expects a 13 year old to have an ID
@@aft5264 Yeah too bad his mommy had it in her purse.
he's probably making sure the boy wasnt an (informant???) or smth
@@yukadiangelo No it’s because the decoy looks like he just retired from the army and he wants to make sure if he’s actually 13 or not.
Chris Hansen might as well have played the 13 year old decoy.
Kim Jong Roid 😂😂
smh can't even get a twink
😂😂😂😂
They should have put a ball cap on Dell and threw her out there.
What the hell do you care??? They caught the asshole didn’t they?? And you’re worried about the decoy looking too old.
“Our decoy is a 32 year old construction worker playing a 19 year old failing acting student who is playing a 13 year old boy”
Hes a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude!
*Laughs in tropic thunder*
robert jones 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*who is playing a 13-year-old boy playing a 6-year-old boy with a head injury.
@Matt Owens ah yes very true. You have wisdom beyond your years.
“We posted a picture of a real thirteen year old boy.” And then used his dad as the decoy.
Loooooooooooooooooooool Loooooooooooooooooooool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The decoy is a 19 year old drama teacher.
😂😂
“just meeee my mommy and my daddy” -said no 13 year old ever
Loool 😂
Allie :) ur hot
ChingLing With A big DingaLing thanks bud
Allie :) np
ChingLing With A big DingaLing wtf?😂😂😂😂
That awkward moment when the predator is a better actor than the decoy.
Everett Tech this is gold
Jock Rock ikr
Everett Tech TRUE HAHA
Everett Tech I would like your comment, but I want to keep it at 666..
Neko Luna
Understandable.
“The decoy moves into distraction mode”
“Bet you wanna look at this” *points to table.
Damn. This guy’s good.
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne
Lmao!!!!
lmao
Ya, his dad made it. Ha!
Nasty Nate holy shit, best comment, I’m laughing my ass off!!
"I'm 27".
- "Not true... He actually just turned 28".
... Luckily for him, so did the decoy.
you can add a zero after the 8
😂😂😂
Hairline receding and he’s 27??? How omg
Should of arrested the decoy too for that mommy and daddy line 🤦🏻♂️
LMAO, THE REPLY TO THIS COMMENT IS FUCKING GOLD.
Michelino Guarda I'm Chris Hansen take a seat
@@ShinkuGouki now you're trying to get fame from this comment too huh
@@ace-x6m
Fame?? Wth lol
That's what matters to you huh.
He said "fame" 🤣
Lmaooooooooooo
Dude looks 25, says he's 13, and acts 5.
Predator looks 40+
Myyy mommmyy and daddyyyy
I want to blank the decoys blank. Lol
True
1,000%!! hahaha
“I don’t have an ID on me, I’m only 13” *checks his wallet* finds military ID, ID passport, drivers license, planet fitness membership, condoms, picture of side chick, picture of wife & kids
AARP card...
Girlfriend and Wife!? Whoa 😳
That’s an old school wallet there 😎🍺
Dont forget his grandkids
@Evil Dead Boy, No military man would ever go to Planet Fitness. That would be a dead giveaway that his ID is fake.
"Do happen to have any ID on you?"
"ID? No, but I have a W2 from 2006."
😂😂this was the most unbelievable decoy ever!! My son is 13 n looks like a little boy.i get everyone ages different but cmon this guy clearly looked early 20s easily lol
@@LeeLeeCRN
Early lol
Bruuuuh 😂😂
@@LeeLeeCRNhi beautiful
That's funny
If that decoy passes off as a 13 year old boy then essentially I can pass off as a fetus.
Just pass me off as the prime minister at this point 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
😂
Its 2020 you can choose to be a baby again according to some in society
Maddy :0 🤣🤣
Hahaha right??
To lure in the predator we hired an 18 year old actor that could easily pass for 35.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃
Lol
💀
😂😂😂😂😂 right
lmaoo this grown ass man
Morgan freeman could have played a more convincing 13yr old
Right-handed Southpaw Morgan could have played a white girl better than the decoy as 13 yr old boy...
Lmao
Black don't crack
Right-handed Southpaw 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Need Denzel to pull this off.
I can't believe the predator's excuses were more believable than the decoy's acting...
It warms my heart to see they allowed a Vietnam War veteran a chance to give back to his community by playing the decoy
More like a Civil War veteran.
@@Rubyofthedead GELP
Lmfao
Im fucking weak!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
It’s way to late to read that and die laughing waking up my family!
He just said Netflix chill? Isn't that a Ben and Jerry's flavor 🍨
In what world does that guy resemble a 13 year old boy.
i guess some children can look older then their age, for example im nearly 20 but everyone thinks im 14 or 15 can work either way i guess.
No they really don't, that's shit paedos say lmao
honestly u should see some 13 years old nowadays
Varunan Alberto 13 is when boys and girls at my old middle school are allowed to join more sports. He looks like he plays sports. But that's just a theory
Nah, he's clearly a LOT older than 15.
When Chris Hansen said ''He's 28 years old, engaged, and a general manager at a sandwich chain'', I tought he was describing the decoy
Lmao
LOL
Lmfao that's some funny shit right there
Honestly same🤣
Notttt true, the decoy is actually TWENTY NINE
That bloated predator really thought he was going home after all that.
"Thanks for this experience, it was nice meeting you, sir! I sure learned my lesson! 😁"
Well, they used to! But got so much blowback after the first season.
He lied about being 27 when actually he turned 28 three days ago. God damn evil at its finest. Im glad Chris mentioned that lie. It was very relevant
i sleep happier at night now!!!
At it's finest!
Almost as funny as Chris asking John Dupee "You talk about SALADS?" like it was code words for something
@@dismalrealms3587 Not true.. at the time of this filming he had just turned 27 years, 3days, 16hrs, 4mins and 33 seconds. Plenty of time for him to recall
I think that should just show, that the predators use everything to make themselfes younger, even though it doesnt change nothing. Everyone says his age in every situation in that you get asked. Why didnt he said, that he was 28? He was 28 and of course he knew that, but he said that hes 27, even though that doesnt change nothing. Like the other predators, that are like 40 or something and say that they are 30, like that would change something.
That 13 yr old looks like he could be the predator
longdick69 he sure sounds like one.
He's cute tho built good
Robert Mason more like 35
He is. He got caught in the same sting 3 weeks later.
@Robert Mason My,Uncle At Tacos and Burritos Everyday for 59 Years straight. No issues.. But he did drink a Pint of Brandy a Day as well
Rumor has it that dude is still trying to talk his way out of it
Elian Ramirez THIS MADE MY DAY'
Elian Ramirez lmaoooooooo
Elian Ramirez: Rumor has it -_Adelle_
Elian Ramirez
Hahahaa!!
It’s been 2 years
That’s long
"Who lives here?"
"Me, my kiddies, and my grand-kiddies"
Judge: Are you guilty?
Jose: No.
Judge: You murdered 3 people.
Jose: ...I did that...? Ooooh I did not mean to do that.
Joey B. that is...that's my least favorite thing to do...
ZER0MACHER Cooaaaaaarl, that kills people!
Joey B. TBH
Joey B. lmfao
"You see I was trying to cut a piece of bread, but I accidentally cut off their heads. But 'm not that type of guy!"
“Come and look at this table me and my Dad made together back in 1984”
😭
༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂😂
W
The "13 year old" decoy looks like a 30 year old and speaks like a 3 year old
DI Cano
So true
DI Canon ikr no wonder he said no
And the 28 year old looks 13 and talks like he's 3 lmao
The creep even was turned down
How proud must the decoys grandchildren be about him keeping them safe 😊
😂
They would have been better off having Chris Hansen playing the decoy
I like the Boondacks version of this,Botty Warrior really looking for Hanson.
yeh he could say he has Werner syndrome like robin williams in jack.
the evil shed LMAOOOOOOO
djvk11 😂
djvk11 😂😂😂😂
“He’s here to meet a 13 year old boy”
*Proceeds to show a full grown man*
@Buffy Summers
19 = full grown man
There's literally no difference.
who just got back from a 2 hour work out lol.
@Buffy Summers I'd say 17 is teenager.
@Buffy Summers
Technically a teenager. Legally an adult.
Bbufkinator lmao 19 is literally nineTEEN😂 still a teenager
"when he walked in he was pretty suspicious of our decoy, played by a 45 year old man." *This was our first mistake.*
Are you the baby's father?
Adepic 45 year old theatre student
Lmao
“Do you live by yourself?”
“No I live with my 3 dogs…”
“…So you live by yourself.”
*10 cops moving in and handcuffs him*
"Am I under arrest?"
Nah mate u good just playing with you
Most underrated comment here
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
Hanson: "And this is the part where I say... you just got FUCKING TROLLED! OHHH!"
Predator: "Ahhhh!"
Hanson: "It was a prank. We was just fooling ya."
😂😂😂
“I’m 27”
Wrong! He is actually 27 years, 1 month, 2 weeks, 5 days, 15 hours, 8 minutes and 51 seconds old.
Nice
@Elissa OCD....
😂😂😂
No no no 27 years 1 month 2 weeks 5 days 15 hours 8 minutes 51 seconds 72 milliseconds and 5 microseconds
Chris busted again
“I’m 27.” DRAMATIC STOP not true... he actually turned 28 yesterday.
It’s not that serious lol
I know I have been 18 for months and if I don't pay attention i sometimes think I'm 17 that was such a stupid comment from him
marcus steven exactly! Plus this predator isn’t the type of guy to get bogged up in ages
I think its deeper than that. I think when you're in a flight or fight mode as the predator is and you're lying to save your bacon suddenly you start lying about everything, even insignificant things like taking 1 year from your age in this situation.
yeah lol
Jimi Ace Yeah but it just shows that he’s lying
You could see the relief on his face, when Chris entered the room and saved him from the decoy.
The only reason the decoy got this role was cause he and Chris werechild hood friends, he was like a big brother to Chris.
😂😂😂💀💀
😂😂😂😂 this one got it
🤣🤣 you saved my life in the trenches and now I have a gig for you on my show
Father son ?
jelp
“Im 5’9”.
Chris Hansen: noooot true, at the time of this recording he was actually 5’9 1/2
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
Because hes a 'blank predator'
Haha Right?!
Lmfao
My grandfather played the role of the decoy in this episode. So proud of him!!!
Blair Aquilia Thanks, can you believe that this is his first time acting?!?!
😂😂😂
😂 😂 😂
@@MoheyMojitoEven I was fooled!
Bahahahahaha 😂😂😂
13 year old? He’s not a day over 37
A real 13 year old wouldn’t be a day over 37 either
He looks 17
He asked for an ID cuz that dude looked old as hell
Vice Versa hahaha i know right im 22 that nigga look older than me. maybe i should act in these thing bet you make lots of money
Vice Versa hahahahahaaha
He looks older than the predator lolllll
He pulled out a damn AARP card for ID!
but are we not gonna ask what 13 year old even HAS an id. anything but "uh is my roblox username ok" was the wrong answer
When the decoy is older than the predator...
Random Netizen skskksks
Is ur profile pic Kunimitsu?
I actually have no idea, I just googled kitsune mask :p
@@howlongcanthisnamebehuhiwonder lol
And for being a theater student, he was a horrible actor.
The decoy was about to say “goo goo gah gah” before Chris walked in.
Perfectly executed joke 👌
😭😭😭😭
Lmfaoooo
😂
Stolen joke, saw it on another vid
the Decoy died in 2027 due to old age. May he rest in peace
May this soldier rest in Peace (He fought in the Civil War).
when that kid said mommy and daddy it was a dead giveaway
Realized something, what if that's what the sicko likes? ugh
Ikr lol
Jackson Maness
Honestly I didn’t stop calling my mom and dad “Mommy and daddy” until I was 12.
@@blindeagleace3629 lol you're fucking weird bro
BlindEagle Ace ya nasty
Chris: "How old are you?"
Predator: "27."
*dramatic music swells in*
Chris: "Not true. At the time of our conversation Valez had just turned... 28."
pfft I can't get enough of this show.
xVaile I hate how Crime Watch Daily doesn't focus more on these Predators. It's mostly murders and stuff. I want more of this.
"Nooooot true. He's actually 27 and 1/2"
I was just thinking "well okay, maybe he just forgot he had a birthday last Tuesday for a second there."
xVaile dude I read this comment at the same time Chris was saying it, 😂😂😂😂
I like when it like “30.”
“Wanna try again?”
“59.”
“Me, my mommy and my daddy”. The fact that the guy fell for the terrible decoy just shows how focused on sex to even notice the decoy looks like a married man with 3 kids.
@John Wall LMAO
He sounded like a psycho killler when he said that lmao
Nigga a whole grown man talking with a squeaky voice saying my mommy and daddy and dude was like yea this grown man is 13 😂😂😂
There have been some that check the bait after they already took it.
"Now that I already walked in, I have to check if Chris Hansen's here."
You walked in! You already lost!
this
“We’ve enlisted legendary veteran actor Michael Caine to play the role of the decoy.”
"I'm 27"
Velez is actually LYING, he just turned 28!!!1
Bruh are you kidding me
nedlohh lmao that shit was hard to watch. Like niggas know it takes at least a month before you start saying your real age after your bday hits.
Lmfaooo
i said the same thing wtf one year difference but in this show they want to make them look as bad as they can and they should those damm sick melosters
LMAO that's what I said I'm like damn they had to get all dramatic for that?
Right. Nothing to go crazy over, 1 ur difference. Close enough
Whys the predator a better actor than the actual actor
Lanwarder I meant the pair actor in THIS video.... not movie actors
The only acting the predator is trying to do is acting innocent.
Lol!!
He only wanted to hang guh out ! Am I right???? Huh??? Huh???
Simon Mason well he sucks
"13 year old decoy"
Decoy: looks like he's been through 2 divorces
Even the predator almost changed his mind and got scared of him 🤣 🤣 🤣
@@Victoriagenix yeah I know
Omg he says he's 27 but is actually 28, how horrible
What a total liar! He’s pure evil!!!
Its to show he’s manipulating details to make himself look better
@@ericstencel or because he just had birthday and ... was used to saying he is 27 for a year lol
I died laughing when the decoy said “Me and my mommy and daddy” looking 35 years old 😂
I know right 🤣🤦 and what 13 year old kid actually calls their parents mommy and daddy anyway?
@@CurvyCass1982 probably a lot
@@halmu9357 I have younger cousins and they didn’t so…
@@マシュードーラン i did :(
yea right. i idk about the mommy and daddy thing. but your right the decoy seriously looks 35 or older.
It would’ve been equally convincing if Chris Hansen played the 13 year-old boy.
Ded😂😂😂
Scott Merkle this is the best comment yet 😂
Hahahahaha
Ahahahha
😂
We’ve hired Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to play our 13 year old decoy.
I think Chris should be the Decoy and Dwayne should do the confronting
Dwayne: How old did you say your age is?
Predator: Its-
Dwayne: It doesn't matter what your age is!!
@@pix985v the kid: hi I’m chris Hansen
Chris Hansen: WTF?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣 chill
😂😂😂😂😂
He holding his hand up like there’s not 10 other cameras on him lol 😂
19 y/o drama student. "meee... my mommy.. and my daddy!"
LMFAO real convincing there, bud.
right....Extreme cringe alert...I'm 19 but even if I acted like fk Chriss Pratt, physically seen no one would believe I'm 13... They really need to step up their game beccause you could clearly tell the suspect was suspecting something wasn't right....
godly04 maybe he should reconsider being an actor
He should go back to acting 101 😂
godly04 LMAO
Castle Clasher I always have to skip till Hansen appears because this was just the worst lmao. I know hes trying but gosh darnit that was rough
There's no way that decoy passes for 13.
mr giggles Their decoy has to be at least 18.
One of my grandsons turned 13 this last September. He is like 5'8" tall and growing fast and he already has a deep voice.
Sooo....hard to tell.
mr giggles Jeff Stacy sent me here
penises have notoriously poor eyesight.....
mr giggles right, he looks like he has a 4 o'clock shadow, the pedos have arrested development mentally and are obviously ignorant to start for thinking they are going to get some young stuff.
mr giggles puberty hit em hard I gusse
This decoy wouldn't even get ID'ed at a liquor store.
I am glad they blurred out the Jurassic Park logo on his shirt. It would be a shame to ruin that movie for people if they knew predators appreciate it too.
Yes.
The T-Rexes are a different type of Predator to this guy 🤣
Hahaha
**Mike's Hard Lemonade has entered the chat**
Decoy: “Sorry I’m only 13”
Chris: “NOT true. At the time of the confrontation he had just turned 38”
😂😂😂
Fucking underrated comment
Fucking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣😂
34*
They might as well have* got Mike Tyson to play the 13 year old boy.
😂😂😂😂
13 year old have 5 o’clock shadow
My dude, I love your music, a lot of it helped me through life a couple years ago.
Low key Jesse was a better actor than the 13 year old
😂😂😂
"Meee, my mommy and daddy" The dude is a terrible actor. I've never seen a hairline recede on a 13-year-old.
RADIUM CLOCK omg 🤣🤣😂🤣 you made me scream 🤣🤣🤣
You haven't seen my hairline then that shits been fucked up since I was born 😂
Unknown you and me both
Unknown pics
He is, what they call, a mature 13 year old.
He’s doing a great job hiding his face, I wouldn’t even know he was there if I hadn’t already seen him
"Major sandwich shop chain"
My detective skills are telling me it's SubWay..
Danny M I'm honored :)
Quiznos, Jersey Mike’s, Jimmy Johns.....
First Last Are any of their spokespeople convicted child sex offenders? I'll wait.
Rev Hitit an other Jared fogle?
SoS Lurza he looks like Jared's before picture so he must have been the apprentice
"Ewwww i didnt even want to send that"
*stealth 100%*
He secretly molested the decoy while escaping Chris Hansens vision.
this is the 1st time dude a goof
Death *speech 100%*
Every guy do that when they send a girl a dik pic and she doesn't respond
Eww is right!!
Decoy: “Let’s go to Applebees for food I get a veterans discount”
Yoooo😭
Hahahahahhhh
...with my AARP....hahahaaaaa
(dying)
i cant stop laughing at your comment
but lets go soon, Im being deployed tomorrow, k? Thanx
As soon as he saw the dude wasnt underage and looked 38, he completely lost interest. He kept looking arround for cameras and asked for an ID.
The decoy does not have a future in acting, that's for sure.
Don Tommasino it's a lot different being an actor where you're not in danger and then when there's a sexual predator literally 4 feet away from you
I think he just doesn’t look like he’s 13 at all is the issue
The predator does tho
He does actually bit when there's a pedo in front of you most younger people would be scared or tence. Plus as others point out he doesn't look like he just turned 13 that's why the guy got second thoughts
"My mommy my daddy" like umm who that says that 13😅
So they got a 25year old lookin dude pretending to be 12 and he turns around and says ‘mommy and daddy’ lmao
Faze IM DEAD
His real age is 19
Faze that was so hard to watch lol
Hahaha he was trying to hard with that
Faze 19
3:20 “me, my mommy, my daddy”
Is he playing a 8 year old or a 13 year old?
Dr. Phil Inside Me hope he fails that class
My thoughts exactly like wtf kind of response is that
Hahahahaha!!!!!
As soon as he saw him he started getting sketched out, wasn't the best actor for the job lol.
Still worked though. They got this nasty fucker
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING lmao i never hear boys older than 6 say mommy and daddy
Chris: "Do you live alone?"
Pedo: "No, I live with my 3 dogs"
Chris: "Notttt True.... at the time of filming, he only had two dogs."
Got 'em.
Predator: "I'm 27"
Hansen voice over: "Lie! He's actually 27 and 3 quarters."
Oda Lanizi I know right, I started laughing
Oda Lanizi p
Hahaha ahhh
omg UR comment made my day 😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 hilarious
The Decoy: "with my mommy and daddy"
Cops: "chris get in there he blew it!"
**YOU BLEW IT!!!!** lolol
@@tiamat_023 Adam Sandler voice
Lmfao
😂😂😂
jebusm86 Velez be like “when was this blew it nonsense”
Pedo: "Who lives here?"
Decoy: "Well I live here. I've owned this house since 1997."
Underrated. Lmaoooooo
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After renting for most of my life.
LMFAOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
My favorite part is always how Chris acts like they’re free to go and they also think that they’re not about to get rested. Golden 💀
“me, my mommy, my daddy”
*raises eyebrows at camera*
“Uhh you wanna look at this cool table.“
lol
Daisy ur funny omg
Actor? Nooe don't see it
He's brilliant isn't he
Maybe the kid is 6 years old not 13
13 going on 25.. They need better casting agents
Sakurai
Big Daddy Sakurai
The mf has to be of age
@@bradencw Right because young looking 18 year olds dont exist.
*Who created Kirby?*
The only time the decoy was older than the predator
He would be older if they didn't mention he was 19 lol
Lmao
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I never seen a 13 yr. old who’s almost ready for a toupee.
@@ripthischannel5947 ain’t nothing 19 about that guy lmao a
3:08 the predator gave the decoy the easiest lay-up of a question, all he had to say was “I don’t have an ID yet, I’m 13” but instead he says “I don’t have an ID *on me* , I’m only 13, my mom keeps that in her purse” as if it’s perfectly normal for a 13 y/o to have an ID, just not for them to hold onto it
School ID
"I'm only 13" with a 5 o'clock shadow and a 30 year old's hairline.
I'd say 37
To be fair, if you're like me, your hairline started receding at age 13. Don't know what's up with the 5 o'clock shadow, though.
Lebron has a better hairline than that decoy
Actually some 13 year old do look like that
Rooney hairline, Hahahahah Hahahahah Hahahahah Fucksake
What thirteen year old in their right mind says "mommy and daddy" other than in a joking manner?
😂☠☠
Right!!! I was thinking the same thing! 😂😂
HaileyGee check out Mista GG’s channel...he has a good review of this.
yeah that was weird
He had more facial hair than I do lol I'm old....
First off old dude who’s supposed to look 13 looks like a damn 30 yr old lmao calling his parents mommy and daddy
Maybe the dude thought it was like his fetish to be like a 13 y/o
And he said it creepy af, even Hansen should’ve been shook
He really looks like 30, actually every Pedo should run away scared.
Tarik M. 😂😂😂
Clayton Foreman 😂😂😂
"How old are you"
"I'm 27"
"Not true he just turned 28"
Alright, chris, I don't know if we really needed that clarification, but it's your show, so nitpick away, I guess....
Remembering a girl from 4th grade. One afternoon, our teacher said she was leaving the room and would be right back.
Wendy starts waving her hand. It almost seemed urgent, fgs. But all she said was, 'Can I take names?'
The expression on the teacher's face was fleeting, but I swear a flash of disdain popped through.
Btw, we all acted up so much in those few minutes that Wendy looked ridiculous telling on everyone. But damn, she actually tried. (What was cool was that even the goody-goody kids were throwing crap and yelling. Wendy had no idea how bonded we were the moment she asked that.
Wonder wth happened in her Chris Hansen 2.0 life.
That drama student must have failed the class
he cant change his looks.
@@abhabh6896 His act was shitty. "my mommy & my daddy"
LMAO
AceOfAces05 haha lol
IKR
I love how the decoy is getting roasted more than the predator lmao
Rights it funny as hell. Love this comment section lol. You’ll spit your drink every post lol
Because decoy is little version of Rock, seems older to the predator. They need hire better actor
It's sad, when the predator is disgusting.
Shits fucking hilarious 😂😂
that's not funny. You shouldn't be kidding about him. The Decoy has already struggled enough with its midlife crisis.
The bait dude looks 30
Pnut P ikr like wtf
😂
He had facial hair... I have yet to see a 13 years old boy with facial hair
Pnut P right he doesn't even look like a kid
Kevo05sGaming it's not that uncommon in middle school I knew a ton of kids with beards or mustaches
Him saying "conversate" is the crime here
I hate when people say that
It's like people don't realize the verb form of "conversation" is "converse" and add a syllable. Sounds so stupid.
_"Come look at this wooden table."_
SPEECH: *100*
Convinces him he's 13:
ILLUSION: 100
@@DoctorBuckshotPhd "Convinces him"
Not illusion, It's Speech
@@DoctorBuckshotPhd illusion brother is completely different.
You right fam you right
Worst actor
The girl decoy has a good shot in acting, the guy decoy needs to look for a new career and fast, "just me my mommy and my daddy." lmao
John Troy he wasn't talking about ur comment being a lie he ment as the actor couldn't make it seem real that it's easy to see the lie that his acting is indeed terrible
John Troy Lmao calm the fuck down. It wasn't directed at you.
John Troy I'm in fucking tearsssssss
John Troy i agree lol.
Oh yea? ok, lol
Dude looks nothing like a 13 year old.
Its The Matrix. Lololol
He knew what was up immediately. Too funny. But also sad.
@Jason Bouphasavanh You literally just copied and pasted this exact same response with your "I know right" and "cringe" comment.
It's a set up 🙄
It said the decoy was 19 pretending to be 13
The table is cute though, built good
Predator: I'm 27
Decoy: Me too
Bree Smith 😂😂😂
LOL
😂😂😂 lmfao
Bruh 😂😂
*ded*
Pedo: “I have friends from 16-30”
Decoy: “I have friends from 1630 too”
Holy shit I love coming back to these every year, this comment is a goddamn gem
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Those prisoners probably tortured him.
If Velez was smart he would have gotten back in his car when he seen the decoy. It's obvious that he's not 13.
He sailed here with Columbus
I feel bad for his fiancé. Imagine having to find out you were engaged to someone who was seeking to do things with an underaged child. Absolutely sickening and horrible thing to go through.
Christina Tanner
Probably not upset at all. Likely a tag team.
Chris Harper, I considered that as a possibility. But I feel like they would have questioned him in some way, so if they did find out that he was a part of it they would most likely include that in the video. So I’m thinking they investigated and found him to be innocent? Unfortunately it’s a bad situation whether he was a part of it or not.
Dont feel bad for the butt pirate
Christina Tanner I know I was feeling that same thing! Really sad
Not just a child a lil boy!!
The decoy had to leave early to get to his prostate exam