Hansen vs. Predator: Chris Hansen catches a plumber on the prowl - Crime Watch Daily

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  • @jonsmith1162
    @jonsmith1162 ปีที่แล้ว +15458

    Brings food for himself and starts the date by taking a dump. Class act.

    • @dajokerjr
      @dajokerjr ปีที่แล้ว +568

      Lmao you need more likes bro this had me dying

    • @sloppyjoe7355
      @sloppyjoe7355 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      He’s right lol this comment is hilarious

    • @stikkontakt4
      @stikkontakt4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Lmaaaao

    • @randomuaena2859
      @randomuaena2859 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Lmao

    • @LxckyHandlez
      @LxckyHandlez ปีที่แล้ว +47

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17117

    "I brought dinner.....for myself"
    "Oh..."
    lol. even the decoy sounded dissappointed

    • @Dragonblack90
      @Dragonblack90 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

      The decoy was like "This guy doesn't date much"

    • @Murdermagictricks
      @Murdermagictricks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +768

      The decoy was like "damn really?c

    • @danielreece3996
      @danielreece3996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      And this guy can't get laid with a women his age? The hell you say!

    • @minerdad02
      @minerdad02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jake Branthe,...fuk that was a ha ha

    • @bensoncustompickups4963
      @bensoncustompickups4963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@danielreece3996 my thought exactly!

  • @ZG9944
    @ZG9944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11733

    Imagine thinking "nah To catch a Predator hasn't ran in like 8 years I'm good" only to find out you're one of the first guests on the reboot

  • @PerryKhensing
    @PerryKhensing 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +767

    "I date 12 and up..."
    That has to be one of the worst confessions in the history of history.

    • @ChrisTravelss
      @ChrisTravelss 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Until 5 seconds later, when he absolutely needlessly admits to sleeping with a 15yr old.

    • @hannahnye9776
      @hannahnye9776 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Legal in Mexico! 😮

    • @tapset
      @tapset 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​Unfortunately for josh this was in the usa​@@hannahnye9776

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@ChrisTravelsslike bro wasn’t even being investigated for that one 😭😭

    • @Alan-u4h4s
      @Alan-u4h4s 5 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​​@@hannahnye9776 He's puerto rican and the age of consent in Mexico is 18.

  • @JoseFlores-xh5cj
    @JoseFlores-xh5cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40165

    Even the decoy got offended that he brought dinner for himself only

    • @MG-ks1qg
      @MG-ks1qg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2808

      Having pedophiles bring food really cuts down on production food costs.

    • @sleeplessstudios7626
      @sleeplessstudios7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Wow

    • @jonniehobby3690
      @jonniehobby3690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +757

      Who got to eat the cupcakes?

    • @vixx-kun7686
      @vixx-kun7686 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Thought it was just me

    • @VixxieVamp92
      @VixxieVamp92 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      I would be too haha

  • @stumarston6812
    @stumarston6812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5553

    He shows up with dinner for himself, nothing for her and then goes into the bathroom to drop a huge grogan, all with 3 minutes of arriving. Hard to believe he's single.

    • @littlebear2477
      @littlebear2477 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hahahahaha who would of thought

    • @black9897
      @black9897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just had to piss

    • @lunapetunia3778
      @lunapetunia3778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It was probably only a number 1

    • @rg4982
      @rg4982 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha!

    • @themonecollective
      @themonecollective 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      GROGAN 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Adrian-pk1uh
    @Adrian-pk1uh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10866

    He should go to jail for just bringing dinner for himself

  • @CodCats
    @CodCats 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +801

    even a 15 or 16 year old wouldn't be interested in someone who's 12!!

    • @route77productions
      @route77productions 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      Even we recognized they were too young.

    • @OVERLORDCLOWN
      @OVERLORDCLOWN 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I beg to differ the seniors at my high school always went for younger ones. And I mean hella young ones.

    • @soulbox225
      @soulbox225 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I mean he probably tried to fuck an 11 year old when he was 15 soooooo

    • @derekjeter3654
      @derekjeter3654 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You re kinda wrong. 12 yrs old teenagers who looks like 15 yrs old can easily have a relationship with 15 yrs old dudes that's very common

    • @mars_png.
      @mars_png. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      Real im 16 and will never find anyone younger than 15 attractive!! Only 16 and up

  • @brens9143
    @brens9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8602

    Would've been better if Chris Hansen was in the bathroom instead

    • @SlayOrDie
      @SlayOrDie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      lololololol😂😂

    • @wadekemmsies7180
      @wadekemmsies7180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1374

      *Lifts up the toilet seat lid
      "Have a seat"

    • @FairArc
      @FairArc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He wouldnt want to be there cause hes scared of fleece johnson

    • @angelicastarlington748
      @angelicastarlington748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Chris *opens shower curtain" good evening *gestures at toilet* have a seat

    • @anggazulfiawan1954
      @anggazulfiawan1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wkwkwkwk..surpriseee papii

  • @littlebird5400
    @littlebird5400 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17023

    his forehead makes me uncomfortable,Arrest him again.

    • @warpath6666
      @warpath6666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +485

      That's not a forehead .... that's a five-head. Hahahahaha !!! :D

    • @eriktruchinskas3747
      @eriktruchinskas3747 7 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      B Christian if thats a fivehead than I have a sevenhead. i think the other guy means how shiny it is

    • @MrGoldenwaffler
      @MrGoldenwaffler 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ lol i went back to have a look. so weird looking

    • @figliodihades
      @figliodihades 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ yep lol

    • @marcuslyons7233
      @marcuslyons7233 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ʚϊɞ Little Bird ʚϊɞ lmfao

  • @dondoprophet
    @dondoprophet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7016

    The decoy was lowkey pissed af that he didn’t bring her anything

    • @cletussamboy8650
      @cletussamboy8650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

      Yeah I bet that pissed her off even more than trying to bang a 12 yr old. Like that's rude and selfish af.

    • @skinnylegend8518
      @skinnylegend8518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Showtime Don at least feed her before you breed her..... 🙄

    • @Nate-yi5bn
      @Nate-yi5bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Cletus Samboy he ain’t simping for some girl

    • @rachel-uj5sk
      @rachel-uj5sk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@Nate-yi5bn he Clearly is the biggest fucking simp

    • @SgtJoeSmith
      @SgtJoeSmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      wheres my m&ms!

  • @MrSlayerboy99
    @MrSlayerboy99 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +320

    I don’t know why but the line “He likes to be called papi but we have another name for him: predator” was so fucking funny.

    • @prodmitch
      @prodmitch 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Fr 😭

    • @Somethingsomething-i5l
      @Somethingsomething-i5l 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      IKR???? ESPECIALLY THE FACT CHRIS JUST SAID THAT AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ELSE AFTER 😭😭 NOT EVEN LIKE “ANYWAYS”

    • @Stephen-rb7mp
      @Stephen-rb7mp 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I couldn't stop laughing when I heard it 😂

  • @Aenima308
    @Aenima308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2742

    “You look hotter than your picture, but don’t touch my food. It’s for me.”

    • @hewamd1284
      @hewamd1284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Joey doesn’t share food was the first thing I thought of when I saw this 😂😂

    • @mrhouse9036
      @mrhouse9036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@rejekllingen1582 literally nobody asked

    • @toriv3623
      @toriv3623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@rejekllingen1582 are you that big of a pussy you can't spell out 'Muslim' and 'fuck'

    • @porknurbeans7834
      @porknurbeans7834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mariobros4328 🤣🤣🤣

    • @V0Y463R
      @V0Y463R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      He wants to marry her and he hasn’t even brought her anything. What’s more he had to tell her that he only has food for himself. *rolls eyes*

  • @rigel3992
    @rigel3992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6665

    "He's locking the door, what could he be thinking?"
    Well there could be predators out there Chris! Safety first.

    • @richieblack5530
      @richieblack5530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Even pedophiles gotta stay safe from the streets 💀😂

    • @danurm9775
      @danurm9775 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Who doesnt lock the front doors tho? Everytime i go to a friends/cousins house i always lock it if im the last one in. Same if its my house

    • @AutumnOue
      @AutumnOue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@danurm9775 It's creepy when he does it though.

    • @bamboobanga
      @bamboobanga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Lol imagine if another predator swiped his play .

    • @hyouriittai6983
      @hyouriittai6983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was just thinking its a nice habit. I do that even when i go to my friend's house

  • @lauridsjensen7757
    @lauridsjensen7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3254

    "Yeah i just brought dinner for myself. Anyway, i really need to pee"
    You can tell this dude's got hella *game*

    • @lauridsjensen7757
      @lauridsjensen7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@dansmith3721 no excuse for not being a gentleman bro

    • @jharrington08able
      @jharrington08able 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@lauridsjensen7757 😂😂😂I'm pretty sure gentlemen don't try to smash kids...

    • @lauridsjensen7757
      @lauridsjensen7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@jharrington08able u never know. U know at least michael jackson bought them kids vacations before he nailed em. Good man

    • @lauridsjensen7757
      @lauridsjensen7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🙃

    • @watchyourprofanity8032
      @watchyourprofanity8032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lauridsjensen7757 I'm going to hell for laughing at this 💀

  • @celiaameraal983
    @celiaameraal983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4073

    How can these guys watch Chris Hansen’s show and then literally go and do the same thing

    • @ElChupa_Cabra
      @ElChupa_Cabra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Same exact house and decoy

    • @jamesofthejungle9754
      @jamesofthejungle9754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I’m the same house lol

    • @ignorantmisanthrope
      @ignorantmisanthrope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      The „I just came to get something to eat“ guy lol

    • @Tigerman1138
      @Tigerman1138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Class Clown John something. He walked into kitchen NAKED!

    • @ignorantmisanthrope
      @ignorantmisanthrope 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      zeroinfinityzero I mean how dumb can you get for getting busted and doing the same thing next day ???!!!!

  • @_Seagie
    @_Seagie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15511

    Even the fake 12 year old girl is kind of offended that he didn't bring anything for her LOL

    • @MeryL0707
      @MeryL0707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      😂

    • @deirdrebrydon5077
      @deirdrebrydon5077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Lol

    • @carriewood3308
      @carriewood3308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

      i would be too kind of a dick move even if the predator thing wasn’t enough

    • @simplyislandgal242
      @simplyislandgal242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      GEN 913 😩🤣🤣

    • @TremiRodomi
      @TremiRodomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Unrelated but I love your pfp
      Rainbow Islands big epic

  • @higuysimcharley
    @higuysimcharley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42139

    Imagine the neighbors looking out the window
    "Honey they got another one"

    • @calvindavis7545
      @calvindavis7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

      Life Is Eh lmaooo

    • @divizion6166
      @divizion6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      hahahahaha

    • @lajeandom
      @lajeandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

      I was wondering is there anybody that knows if there is an episode where they actually catch a woman or its always men? :p for real seeing all these men disgust predator disgust me i cant believe there are so many of them like that.

    • @higuysimcharley
      @higuysimcharley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      @@lajeandom Im pretty sure there would be but idk

    • @sleeplessstudios7626
      @sleeplessstudios7626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah

  • @saintlouis1087
    @saintlouis1087 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +692

    Legend is he’s still “holding it in” until this very day

    • @misterwhipple2870
      @misterwhipple2870 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      He has to. There's a "One Way - Do Not Enter" sign on his bunghole.

    • @1981ra
      @1981ra 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      In Jail he got some help

    • @dumann9142
      @dumann9142 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@migz6894 Chris hansen turned into a clicker from the last of us

    • @tybeanz7719
      @tybeanz7719 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They did let him go to the bathroom when they got to the station

    • @saintlouis1087
      @saintlouis1087 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@tybeanz7719 didn’t they buy him Chinese food too lol

  • @sxwhitt
    @sxwhitt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4590

    This has got to be the most honest predator yet on this show LOL

    • @thatponydude6123
      @thatponydude6123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      He just straight up confessed what he was planning unlike most guys on this show

    • @RawketsChannel
      @RawketsChannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

      ThatPonyDude Probably cause he already knew Chris knew everything lmao

    • @quirkypurple3
      @quirkypurple3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      compared to the dude who said he wasn’t there to do anything weird and was literally naked

    • @gray_gogy
      @gray_gogy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@quirkypurple3 which episode is that

    • @Erika-xm2mi
      @Erika-xm2mi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gray_gogy There are two and they're from the sister show, To Catch a Predator. There is this guy named John Kennely. The decoy asked him to wait naked in the garage and he did. He was also caught again in less that 24 or 48 hours, waiting to meet another underage person. Clips of his sting are all over TH-cam.
      Then there is this guy you can find if you search here "to catch a streaker". He also agreed to wait naked, but this guy is even more fucked up because he's into bestiality - he told the decoy during the chats that it'd be "hot" to see her *blank* her cat.

  • @Lucas-yy5qe
    @Lucas-yy5qe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4932

    The worst pick-up line ever: *"i brought dinner for myself, sorry"*

    • @freddy-hy9vf
      @freddy-hy9vf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      That should've been enough to arrest him lmao.

    • @lindseylindberg9206
      @lindseylindberg9206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Haha seriously like what a selfish prick

    • @mrrebel5150
      @mrrebel5150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      love the old oilers logo

    • @carlitojones2055
      @carlitojones2055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmfao

    • @joshual.7900
      @joshual.7900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      He could’ve shared his dinner with her

  • @Normbox268
    @Normbox268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7160

    The decoy sounded a little bit hurt that he hadn’t brought her food

    • @shaylarz
      @shaylarz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      Can you blame her?

    • @brianaromero8101
      @brianaromero8101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      This hurt me too.

    • @doctrow37
      @doctrow37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Maybe that’s how the crew gets fed lol

    • @urdadscottie5131
      @urdadscottie5131 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      nat again I would be hurt too

    • @mhbbej1
      @mhbbej1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      What a cheap basted. The decoy got smoked out of a meal.

  • @thecoldcallerguy
    @thecoldcallerguy 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +438

    Seeing the decoy’s face after she sees that he didn’t bring any food for her, it really hurt her feelings 😂

    • @mint7442
      @mint7442 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      She was like ‘even for a pedo you suck’

    • @LiberatedNotes
      @LiberatedNotes 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

      It hurt my feelings too. I still cant get over it. I mean being a PDF file is bad enough, who tf brings dinner just for themselves

    • @Jade-hx2om
      @Jade-hx2om 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@LiberatedNotesPDF FILE HAS NE ROLLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tanteichan1
    @tanteichan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5547

    He's going to be calling his new cell mate "Papi" once he is in jail.

    • @shushhhhh1983
      @shushhhhh1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      layla abdulkadir ur everwhere

    • @shushhhhh1983
      @shushhhhh1983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      layla abdulkadir oh😂

    • @Tiffanynwyrk
      @Tiffanynwyrk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Habri woah

    • @artyom9137
      @artyom9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He going to prison

    • @therealityofitall4819
      @therealityofitall4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For the life of me I still can't understand what do any grew person see in a child.. I don't get it..

  • @hrdgms27
    @hrdgms27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2220

    This is how you should date a minor without getting into trouble.
    Step 1 : Don't.
    Step 2 : Just don't.
    Step 3 : Stop, God just fkin don't.

    • @lolarose8226
      @lolarose8226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Wise words

    • @amandalaboy1449
      @amandalaboy1449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      preach

    • @coencoen1440
      @coencoen1440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      jokes on you im a minor myself 😎

    • @thedadaproject
      @thedadaproject 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Or alternatively: also be a minor

    • @codywilliams9485
      @codywilliams9485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Step 5: ignore step 4 and refer back to steps 1-3

  • @kyletitterton
    @kyletitterton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6504

    Brings dinner for himself? Immediately goes to take a dump?
    Dream date.

    • @benn_bazaa
      @benn_bazaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Kyle Titterton a piss but ok

    • @marcoramirez313
      @marcoramirez313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      BenMusic428 lol it’s funnier with him blowin it up

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Also he’s a plumber and his last name is colon? Bro

    • @kyletitterton
      @kyletitterton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @@pinkfloydguy7781 😂🤣 Too bad my surname didn't push me into the matching line of work...

    • @pinkfloydguy7781
      @pinkfloydguy7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@kyletitterton Well my last name didn’t make me into a big wisecracking black man with a gun for an arm out for revenge against a world-dominating power company

  • @tybeanz7719
    @tybeanz7719 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +276

    Chris: “You live in Brooklyn”
    Joshua: “…in Queens”
    Chris: “YOU SAID BROOKLYN😡”

    • @Lady.Scorpio7
      @Lady.Scorpio7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      😂😂😂

    • @sirchi8731
      @sirchi8731 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@Lady.Scorpio7😂😂 I know that was funny

    • @Music_Iz_life
      @Music_Iz_life หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As a Brooklyn native, I can fully understand the disappointment when you think someone’s from here and sit turns out they’re just from Queens 😔

  • @christianpano7845
    @christianpano7845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2347

    Bruh, they should have arrested his barber too.

    • @alexyeezus7520
      @alexyeezus7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      LMAOOOOOO

    • @eethr6306
      @eethr6306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He probably went “to blind people cut hair”

    • @direfoxxx9497
      @direfoxxx9497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Bro lined up lookin like Logic.

    • @ericae.2308
      @ericae.2308 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😅😅

    • @meltaylor2339
      @meltaylor2339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I don’t think a barber is responsible for that I think it’s just his face.

  • @divereric
    @divereric 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3139

    This guy drink a whole bottle of truth serum before he got to the door.

    • @Muscle.Husltle
      @Muscle.Husltle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Fax lmao

    • @joshuasalgado4694
      @joshuasalgado4694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      That’s why he had to use the bathroom when he walked in.

    • @divinetrinity547
      @divinetrinity547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      truth syrum is a myth bro

    • @PsychoGunzerker
      @PsychoGunzerker 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@divinetrinity547 it was a joke bro.

    • @Bigiron429
      @Bigiron429 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *drank

  • @Jarrosnshajahwh
    @Jarrosnshajahwh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4562

    This guy literally cannot lie, he was even admitting crimes he committed in the 2nd grade

    • @ximenanunez7877
      @ximenanunez7877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Lol this reminds me of the scene from Goonies when chuck confesses for everything 😂😂😂

    • @JohnSmith-qg9sv
      @JohnSmith-qg9sv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yeah, Really!!

    • @chadthundercock7533
      @chadthundercock7533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Become the judge for his case so you can have a 100% success for your career

    • @j.6230
      @j.6230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He could be autistic or something, I've read autistic people have a hard time telling lies.

    • @TicTak8
      @TicTak8 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@j.6230 he said he already knew who chris hansen was. So he was already fucked lol

  • @kevind6723
    @kevind6723 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

    Chris saying “we’re staring back up.” Was fucking boss.

  • @ImprovisionFilm
    @ImprovisionFilm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7960

    I wonder if this is the plumber that made the pizza guy late.

  • @kamariamutadabur1863
    @kamariamutadabur1863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4652

    predator: “i date all ages”
    investigator: “what?”
    predator: “hUh?” 👁👄👁

    • @sassybutthole6640
      @sassybutthole6640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +239

      Phat4noodles He even tryna seduce the officer lmao

    • @aquariuskudo
      @aquariuskudo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      LMAO

    • @patwinsmemes5749
      @patwinsmemes5749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wack👁👄👁

    • @AnabolicArchives
      @AnabolicArchives 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bryan B you sound like yoda

    • @shanet5604
      @shanet5604 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Julian Gonzalez Nah,my statements are straight forward,but nice try !

  • @ilikejojimiller846
    @ilikejojimiller846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5213

    The whole internet is having a chris Hansen marathon

    • @bellmeisterful
      @bellmeisterful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Hes workin on a little gut.

    • @Fool___Arcana3
      @Fool___Arcana3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      I think it’s thanks to the onion man that everyone is brushing up on our pal chris

    • @ilikejojimiller846
      @ilikejojimiller846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@Fool___Arcana3 imagine onision inside his house hearing boss music outside its chris hansen, unfortunately, for onision he's a lvl 1 sack of shit then he calls the cops
      The phone operator: ...

    • @ironprophet9200
      @ironprophet9200 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HELL YEA I NEED MORE

    • @trueCrimeGuruYes
      @trueCrimeGuruYes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ilikejojimiller846 But cHrIs hAnSeN is a sTaLkEr. This is like when the guy who was manipulating my mother (who had Alzheimier's) into giving him her banking pin number and her cash called the cops on my husband for threatening to beat him up if he didn't leave my mother alone. Because that actually happened. He was getting my mother stoned to make her compliant as well but he called the cops on my husband for saying "How about you leave her alone or I'll give you a beating."

  • @TheManifestationMovement
    @TheManifestationMovement 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    I love how he keeps saying he doesn't wanna talk anymore, but Chris keeps reeling him back in.

  • @sarahs2288
    @sarahs2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    He brought dinner only for himself? No wonder this guy can’t get a girl his own age.

    • @libradawg9
      @libradawg9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      EXACTLY what I was thinking. I also laughed when she immediately offered him a cupcake. Had to be intentional.

    • @tashasmith2548
      @tashasmith2548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Right

    • @ivyluxo9682
      @ivyluxo9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      exactly he doesnt even have manners!!

    • @barbaralynnjoy3840
      @barbaralynnjoy3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Exactly, you better feed me if you want to eat me.

    • @ivyluxo9682
      @ivyluxo9682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@barbaralynnjoy3840 😂😩

  • @alia4463
    @alia4463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2372

    Bruh the actress sounded so sad when she realized she ain’t getting dinner “Oh...” 😭

    • @peytonowens7938
      @peytonowens7938 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Ali A i would say it’s cute but I’m 46 and I do t wanna end up on this show

    • @alia4463
      @alia4463 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ketchup and Pickles LMAOO

    • @db4everr
      @db4everr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ketchup and Pickles 😂

    • @people6117
      @people6117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@peytonowens7938 LMAOOO watch out homie.

    • @aidanwong1201
      @aidanwong1201 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@peytonowens7938 hahahaha

  • @leroybaxter2148
    @leroybaxter2148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1734

    Chris Hansen’s tone to the predator is like a dad who talks to his son that’s not “mad at you” “just disappointed”

    • @RalfFarAl
      @RalfFarAl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Then the predator is talking in the tone the son would be speaking in aswell

    • @nathanseper8738
      @nathanseper8738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Because these people are, mentally, vile children.

    • @Blazeinbluebecausewhynot
      @Blazeinbluebecausewhynot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Fr he always sounds like a disappointed dad

    • @champions5832
      @champions5832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right

    • @8daudio966
      @8daudio966 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I had that recently

  • @maddieadaddy
    @maddieadaddy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    He disgusts me. Him admitting that he raped another child before this operation shows how important shows like this are. Absolutely disturbing.

  • @emiliovasquez594
    @emiliovasquez594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9226

    Girl: "I made you cupcakes. What you bring me?"
    Man: "I didn't bring, I brought dinner, for myself"
    He deserves to be locked up.

    • @virginiansupremacy
      @virginiansupremacy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      He has a really punchable baby face.

    • @fmfdocbotl4358
      @fmfdocbotl4358 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      They were red velvet too which makes me even more mad.

    • @lynnboyer6643
      @lynnboyer6643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Joshua Colon shouldn't go out on a date with a 12-year-old girl.

    • @cbrreezzyy69
      @cbrreezzyy69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

      Even though she’s an actor, that look of disappointment was real when he said he didn’t bring any food for her.

    • @itsmissm8459
      @itsmissm8459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Emilio Vasquez 😂😭💀oh my gawd

  • @N2P190
    @N2P190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4210

    "He likes to be called Papi, but, we have another name for him. Predator" 😂

    • @ayarriba9093
      @ayarriba9093 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Nick Pilla these one liners and puns always have me cackling

    • @jennyx677
      @jennyx677 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I actually lol'd

    • @anastasiabills2647
      @anastasiabills2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @smolstack1408
      @smolstack1408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      There’re so on the nose I cringe but that’s what’s funny about them

    • @kirukiru5421
      @kirukiru5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      prederito

  • @nfvy8111
    @nfvy8111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16031

    What just blows my mind is that these people always say they’ve seen the show and yet here they are.....

    • @TedBronson1918
      @TedBronson1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1197

      VII - That's because there are 350 million people in the US, and they figure that the chances of it being THEM getting caught is pretty low. They're playing the odds... and losing. The majority of them win, though.

    • @mtrina2715
      @mtrina2715 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      VII right

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +174

      +TedBronson1918
      I doubt the majority win as such. They get nothing, that's probably why these people get caught even if they've seen the show. Because they've been looking for a long time and finally think they might get some.

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      xtx lcogxog we don’t have child marriage in america...

    • @adb8003
      @adb8003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      xtx lcogxog it’s not legal...

  • @beegee8433
    @beegee8433 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    I like how Chris didn't even let him use the bathroom before kicking him out 😂

  • @edgarspavlovics3540
    @edgarspavlovics3540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3146

    his last name is "Colon" and he's a plumber. You can't make that shit up

    • @Magneticitist
      @Magneticitist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      lmao he's like "it's pronounced Cologne". No buddy your name is anus related.

    • @osssboys5700
      @osssboys5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The sad thing is that he was later on released from jail
      th-cam.com/video/KOl2-8rAl20/w-d-xo.html

    • @nicholasgurr8682
      @nicholasgurr8682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      LOL "Shit"

    • @hotshitonly1
      @hotshitonly1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      That’s some deep shit

    • @killswitch8653
      @killswitch8653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No pun intended

  • @SarastistheSerpent
    @SarastistheSerpent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1672

    What kind of a monster doesn’t bring food for the underage kid he’s planning on assaulting smh

  • @annabelle-kb8ff
    @annabelle-kb8ff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10664

    I wish Chris had said "Hey Papi" when the guy had come out of the bathroom.

    • @nadanalia3000
      @nadanalia3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @esimiphaeus2363
      @esimiphaeus2363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @omerlala10
      @omerlala10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @tammie4272
      @tammie4272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      That would have killed me!!😂😂😂

    • @jessiea6137
      @jessiea6137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      LMFAO

  • @peachiedb
    @peachiedb 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Ill never understand how a grown man can look at a child and see anything sexual. I see a child and i see child. Some people are disgusting

    • @Somethingsomething-i5l
      @Somethingsomething-i5l 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I love kids, I would love to have a child one day. However, when I was 9-10 I was groomed on Roblox without my parents knowing to this day (3-4 years later.) Thank GOD for people like Chris Hanson getting rid off predators, and the people who make parental controls

    • @kinkisharyocoasters
      @kinkisharyocoasters 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      As an asexual man i even have difficulty comprehending how many men think of women in terms of their genitals

  • @mightyace3374
    @mightyace3374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1965

    The pain In her voice when he didnt get her dinner... i feel her...

    • @AbbyScottO
      @AbbyScottO 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      hunter _ald worst offense on this show

    • @MarsLonsen
      @MarsLonsen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      it was brutal, just brutal. smh

    • @noooboooo
      @noooboooo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      You *feel* her, huh? Are you aware you're *feeling* an underage girl, hunter_ald?

    • @mightyace3374
      @mightyace3374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@noooboooo fine ill fucking sit down

    • @mightyace3374
      @mightyace3374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When he was getting exposed id eat his food staring at him smiling

  • @w7lves
    @w7lves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    These dudes don't _just_ realize their mistake. They knew what they were doing, they just feel bad bc they got caught

    • @missmiawallis706
      @missmiawallis706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Typical

    • @gloriaregali9090
      @gloriaregali9090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like the most of criminals.

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s everyone with doing anything wrong

    • @w7lves
      @w7lves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@stone65037 not necessarily true. Someone does some wrong shit in the heat of the moment, and feel sorry later regardless if they were caught

    • @stone65037
      @stone65037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      w777lves some people don’t feel bad if not caught

  • @brianlohse6801
    @brianlohse6801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    This guy is the only predator that answered all the questions honestly.

    • @justinreid3663
      @justinreid3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Well he said he watches the show, so he already knows how it goes

    • @ArchiveTheMyth
      @ArchiveTheMyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @KoivuTheHab because the scary part is that sometimes, its actually a kid

    • @suckmehoff5108
      @suckmehoff5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      KoivuTheHab he literally said he had sexual relations a few months back with a young boy u are the fucking imbecile

    • @lukaszwojcik8174
      @lukaszwojcik8174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @KoivuTheHab " don't necessarily have any interest in committing any crimes whatsoever" you're full of crap, they express their interest in sexual relation with a minor explicitly. why would you ever defend them? and US is now not civilized LMFAO, i would sure like to know which countries you are referring to

    • @suckmehoff5108
      @suckmehoff5108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KoivuTheHab he literally said he had sexual relation with a minor boy then went to do it again and u say no intention r u fucking braindead

  • @joshwagner8468
    @joshwagner8468 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    This guy is so honest it's sickening🤮🤮🤮

    • @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419
      @xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      How?

    • @Flower_Enjoyer
      @Flower_Enjoyer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Yeah, He should've shut up until he got a lawyer.

    • @ecoli3524
      @ecoli3524 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@xxrandmlinksxxbruh2419did you not watch the video retard

    • @kevnyte
      @kevnyte 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Flower_Enjoyer so predators should not be forced to admit to their harmful deeds?

    • @deadbeats4417
      @deadbeats4417 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Flower_Enjoyer exactly, he admitted to another crime in the process 😐🤐

  • @anonymousbacon3233
    @anonymousbacon3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1987

    This guy talks to Chris like a kid talks to their parents when they’re in trouble

    • @dnke4303
      @dnke4303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Anonymous Bacon this is a mental disorder so I can tell why he would act like a child

    • @brotftheyhaveusernamesnow
      @brotftheyhaveusernamesnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Anonymous Bacon frrrr

    • @koulockz9444
      @koulockz9444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Most accurate comment ever.

    • @danielhenderson762
      @danielhenderson762 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao exactly what I have been thinking

    • @deangeldhof2229
      @deangeldhof2229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Everyone talks like that to Chris Hansen he just ooozes authority

  • @joelpalmer5549
    @joelpalmer5549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29045

    Damn only brought dinner for himself no wonder he’s single.

    • @joesmith-ms1rs
      @joesmith-ms1rs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Joel Palmer lol

    • @genes6703
      @genes6703 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      lol

    • @soundasleep9145
      @soundasleep9145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +847

      Single and fat... lmao I made myself laugh with that one

    • @Melloooowable
      @Melloooowable 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2008

      Even the decoy was offended

    • @JazCaz
      @JazCaz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +766

      That's his real crime here. Should have atleast brought a small snack for her

  • @vj3373
    @vj3373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2926

    Decoy was lowkey pissed he didn’t bring dinner 😂

    • @businessofseyy3512
      @businessofseyy3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Velvet Dolly it’s just a joke 🙄

    • @businessofseyy3512
      @businessofseyy3512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Velvet Dolly can you read? Because I believe I did.

    • @zee3793
      @zee3793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That low key made me mad too😭

    • @HoneySuckle123
      @HoneySuckle123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He has zero game

    • @ninam.6781
      @ninam.6781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HoneySuckle123 look up the transcripts. He claims that him and his twin brother goes out and gets allll the girls.

  • @gabyponte6497
    @gabyponte6497 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    He a disgusting monster, that being said hes an honest one for a change. As a mom hes terrifying.

  • @jeanalexander7863
    @jeanalexander7863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2438

    Not only is he sicko, but he brought dinner for himself?

    • @gr8pes
      @gr8pes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      ikr how selfish

    • @sadbitch1559
      @sadbitch1559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Calm down you know how it feels like to have that urge? Its irresistable and also yeah he is kinda selfish for no food and i would feed on his fats

    • @lucyreade4287
      @lucyreade4287 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Noob Boy what?

    • @MetaGiga
      @MetaGiga 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He certainly didn’t need it

    • @DatHombre
      @DatHombre 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lucyreade4287 seriously lol

  • @jaboonewman1333
    @jaboonewman1333 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2524

    When you thought they cancelled "To Catch A Predator" but look through the door and Chris Hansen is waiting on you😂😂

    • @hefnersrevival9251
      @hefnersrevival9251 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Jaboo Newman I'm sleep

    • @TheStranger513
      @TheStranger513 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jaboo Newman He should've had a line waiting for him. "I'm back like cooked crack" is one that comes to mind.

    • @taylahmccall9417
      @taylahmccall9417 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aubsta1
      @aubsta1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      LMAO greatest comment of 2017!

    • @sabrinao.9242
      @sabrinao.9242 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jaboo Newman BAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @StephonZeno
    @StephonZeno 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2978

    3:15 *Comes over for a date*
    "I brought dinner for myself, sorry..."
    Smooth...like sand paper

    • @jonathangonzales4115
      @jonathangonzales4115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      But he manage to hook up with a 15 year old male as stated in the interrogation

    • @britgaddis
      @britgaddis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He sad af

    • @rayy069
      @rayy069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      i have 1 word to describe this fat ass.... **VIRGIN**

    • @KM-nq7ez
      @KM-nq7ez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Stephon Zeno sooo he’s a perp and a cheapo

    • @Melody_acd
      @Melody_acd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Right?!? Wtf!

  • @ATShighwayhaulers
    @ATShighwayhaulers 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Absolutely disgusting. And the fact he’s so honest is what’s even scarier…

  • @SgtElev3n
    @SgtElev3n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3373

    I always wear a bulletproof vest when chatting on the internet

  • @jutjammin7778
    @jutjammin7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    When he said “ you look hotter than your pictures” I cringed

    • @garymontague2560
      @garymontague2560 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me too

    • @deanarupe73
      @deanarupe73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I have a thirteen year old daughter and it made me cringe to. I actually had her watch this because I've been teaching her about this. And these videos have been very helpful in proving a point to her about online predators.

    • @Lexusgx550
      @Lexusgx550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      JußtJammin 777 creepy :/

    • @emp4332
      @emp4332 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gary Montague good lol

    • @gigimoon
      @gigimoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤢🤮 me too. Fuckin sick!!@

  • @officialnezquick
    @officialnezquick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4428

    predator: haha is the light switch out here?
    predator: *sees chris*
    predator: 👁👄👁

    • @em84c
      @em84c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      He didn't even get to pee. I'm surprised he didn't wet himself..😂

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I was so happy he didn't get to pee. when he went in, I was like, "damn, he peed," but turned out he was looking for the switch. Then at the end when he asked if he could pee, I was like, "No, tell him No", Hansen points to the bathroom, I'm like "Damn". Then Hansen does the most magnificent thing and says I think you should go. high point of my year

    • @metaltheme8435
      @metaltheme8435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jacobpeters5458 oookay fucking cringe

    • @tidepods5506
      @tidepods5506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@metaltheme8435 Honestly tho 😂 what the fuck was that English

    • @cumeyesteve8406
      @cumeyesteve8406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@metaltheme8435 you should STFU an stop acting like your gangster I'll gut you Busta.

  • @xZippy
    @xZippy 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Was this dude's plan to have the decoy watch him eat his food brought only for him? Wow, what a catch!

  • @ahuman9113
    @ahuman9113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2868

    It never gets old watching his facial expressions change drastically when he looks up to see Chris😭

    • @_s.a.n.e.h_2758
      @_s.a.n.e.h_2758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      And that's my favourite part of the show. So much drama.

    • @mmcmilli2011
      @mmcmilli2011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing

    • @1985bjaycat
      @1985bjaycat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's the best!!🤣😂

    • @americandreams1978
      @americandreams1978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      b

    • @kenpachikiller2804
      @kenpachikiller2804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      My father would show me and my siblings this shit it’s still funny as fuck 😂the way they face change when they know they caught never gets old 😂😂

  • @Ben-wu3or
    @Ben-wu3or 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    "He may like to be called “Papi," Latin slang for “daddy" - But we have another name for him: predator." 💀💀💀

  • @Vxillainous
    @Vxillainous 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2683

    Predator: *Goes to the bathroom*
    Chris Hansen: *Standing on the toilet*
    WhAt aRe yOu dOinG hEre

    • @ashleyodonnell7807
      @ashleyodonnell7807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      😂😂😂😂

    • @barnabasnagy7185
      @barnabasnagy7185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Predator: In bed sleeping.
      Chris Hansen: Standing on bedside table with arms crossed.
      ~What are you doing here?

    • @mibaja2364
      @mibaja2364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Predator: Goes to the bathroom
      Chris Hansen: Standing on the toilet
      Why don't you take a seat right over here?

    • @shap4312
      @shap4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@barnabasnagy7185 😭😭

    • @SkitzoBenjamin
      @SkitzoBenjamin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmfao

  • @raiden3522
    @raiden3522 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    and he's in prison again this year... for the 3rd time... jeez... why do they keep releasing this predators into the wild.

  • @ryanwhelan4100
    @ryanwhelan4100 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1371

    Chris Hansen totally gets off when he says "I'm Chris Hansen"

    • @mywaterparksromance1822
      @mywaterparksromance1822 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I would

    • @rumpledxkn
      @rumpledxkn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'm surprised he was able to keep himself from making a plumbing pun.

    • @bishopharrell8022
      @bishopharrell8022 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      No, he gets off on the “You see how this looks” 😂💀

    • @MychMych1
      @MychMych1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      8:51

    • @user-ze7zr4qy6d
      @user-ze7zr4qy6d 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bishop Harrell “umm is right” - chris hansen 😂😂💀

  • @isobel3153
    @isobel3153 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1703

    Most honest guy on the show. Wow. Not acting like he’s confused why he’s in trouble

    • @real_lampcap
      @real_lampcap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Lol i just commented that. Everyone already has my comments lmao.

    • @hannahrose2391
      @hannahrose2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @lampcap there’s over 55K comments you think she read all of them just to copy yours?? Nah man. We all think alike.

    • @noahemmons3323
      @noahemmons3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know, honestly I know its really horribly messed up but the honesty made me feel kind of bad for him

    • @clutch5011
      @clutch5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Thats because he watch the show too and don't see the point of lying and make himself look too stupid.

    • @clutch5011
      @clutch5011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @thirstpolice i know that but compared to the other predators he saved alot of questions from Chris. But his police confession was one of the most horrific among the predators caught by chris. Should be put away for along time.

  • @firemasterx23
    @firemasterx23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1019

    Him bringing dinner for himself is the true crime

    • @stigmatamartyr4223
      @stigmatamartyr4223 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rocky Dang 😂😂

    • @firemasterx23
      @firemasterx23 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Honeysuckle Blossom okie dokie

    • @engineengine9
      @engineengine9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right 😂😂😂👏🏽👏🏽

    • @heykalhagi7943
      @heykalhagi7943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is very selfish 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @greenleesuperfan
      @greenleesuperfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Trying to take a twelve years old virginity and just bring dinner for himself damn 🥵🤮

  • @adamwade8801
    @adamwade8801 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This dude
    -Brought dinner for himself
    -Failed to locate the bathroom 3x after being told where
    -Entered the bathroom in complete darkness
    -Thought the light switch to the bathroom was outside the bathroom
    -Reached into his pocket after being told not to
    😂😂😂😂

    • @BballNintendo3
      @BballNintendo3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Said “I don’t wanna say any more” 3 times. Always said more after.

    • @Backrush340
      @Backrush340 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      In my country, the light switch is always outside the bathroom.

  • @nightmime9021
    @nightmime9021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1954

    Chris: "Hes locking the door, what could he be thinking?"
    Well Chris, you silly goose, theres crazy people out there, dont want someone breaking in.

    • @oii3211
      @oii3211 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      White people dont lock the door

    • @sugggamelly1894
      @sugggamelly1894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lolol " silly goose "

    • @pizzasub3194
      @pizzasub3194 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Najila
      lmao plenty of them do

    • @elizabethrobertson4542
      @elizabethrobertson4542 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@oii3211 bro everyone locks their doors 🤦‍♀️

    • @melyel33
      @melyel33 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭

  • @Pinballton
    @Pinballton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7127

    I love how the decoys frantically put as much distance between themselves and the predators as possible, and the dumb predators never seem to notice.

    • @rebeccasmith1338
      @rebeccasmith1338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Every time. I know if I seen that I'd turn right around and leave thinking I was gonna get robbed. Not that id meet underage people on purpose for any reason , but yeah. I'd be like wtf , skerrrrrrttt.

    • @puertoricandejesus
      @puertoricandejesus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      @@osssboys5700 quit spammin all these vids lmao

    • @redzgaming6880
      @redzgaming6880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Tbh, I wouldn't be able to hide my fear, disgust, and shock if I were a decoy on this show.

    • @osssboys5700
      @osssboys5700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Deez Nuts in life if u not desperate, u won't get nowhere

    • @X7XrAiNX7X
      @X7XrAiNX7X 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@osssboys5700 I dig the strategy 👍

  • @questionblock8949
    @questionblock8949 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2618

    "He likes to be called Papi, but we have another name for him.... predator!" DAAAAMMMNNNN!! Chris 9000!!!

    • @chriskathol
      @chriskathol 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now his name is prag and he calls big ol Bubba 'Papi'

    • @PHILLYMEDIC69
      @PHILLYMEDIC69 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      too bad chris is thrown into jail with all the predators

    • @mrdedicated1690
      @mrdedicated1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      On god lol 😂

    • @junior958
      @junior958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      [?] Question Block that joke is dumb asf

    • @voicedify
      @voicedify 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @from a Roach to a Butterfly "Asshole" would be a very fitting name, considering his last name is Colon.

  • @depressedchargersfan8061
    @depressedchargersfan8061 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    My sister was once being groomed by someone online when she was younger. Thankfully my dad found out and stopped it before he got her to do anything. It’s scary since she was only 11 when that happened. It shows how vulnerable people can be at a young age and how evil these predators are

    • @Somethingsomething-i5l
      @Somethingsomething-i5l 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was groomed on Roblox when I was 9-10, this mf sent her discord friend porn art of my avatar genderswapped and when I found out SHE CHANGED HER DISPLAY NAME so that I would think she was someone else??
      3-4 years later I STILL feel guilty about not reporting her or telling someone so she could not to it to another poor little girl.

  • @9ers2dasbowl
    @9ers2dasbowl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2692

    Imagine bringing food for yourself and then thinking you’re going to get ass

    • @TheSweetForever
      @TheSweetForever 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 stop it.

    • @Tree_e888
      @Tree_e888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Fax

    • @MyNipplesArePointy
      @MyNipplesArePointy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      Even the decoy felt a little hurt by that one lmao

    • @AlyP171
      @AlyP171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      Haha and then going to the bathroom right after. 😂 I don’t know how guys can rock up looking like they put no effort in and thinking they’ll get sex.

    • @angelicaxiomaraherrera2022
      @angelicaxiomaraherrera2022 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      right bro

  • @pizzabelongsonranchnthatso3894
    @pizzabelongsonranchnthatso3894 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1335

    He asked to spend the night but couldn't even bring her food .. the nerve smdh

    • @JeevesReturns
      @JeevesReturns 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      chez cake
      So, he’s facing an additional charge of being a cheap asshole.

    • @didds8869
      @didds8869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      if the cunts gonna commit statutory rape he should at least be polite about it. what a dickhead

    • @spinningbackkick6021
      @spinningbackkick6021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      These dudes be cheap and inconsiderate. But that goes without saying if hooking up with a 12 and 13 year old seems like a logical idea..

    • @RobbieStacks90
      @RobbieStacks90 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Last year I spent the night with my then 16 (legal in NJ) year old girlfriend, I was 27, now I'm 28, when her parents were away for the weekend, and we just went out for Chinese on our first date. She was amazing, but I had to break up with her.

    • @brinajosie4657
      @brinajosie4657 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@RobbieStacks90 why is a grown ass 27 year old dating a little 16 year? Regardless if it were legal or not your a huge ass creep for that

  • @everett8603
    @everett8603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1966

    "A 19 year old theater student that can easily pass for a 12 year old"
    Well damn I didn't know this was a roast of the decoy actress

    • @juno2740
      @juno2740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      It's great for this stuff, but terrible for college. F

    • @lilysweetie8406
      @lilysweetie8406 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Yes us petite girls have it rough

    • @crazeyoscar9433
      @crazeyoscar9433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@lilysweetie8406 hi there :P.

    • @Akokaontawu
      @Akokaontawu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@crazeyoscar9433 take a seat over there

    • @hayleeofthevalley
      @hayleeofthevalley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Asian Muslim Midget somebody call Chris we found another one

  • @Greatgamboa
    @Greatgamboa 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    “Can I use the bathroom”
    At the end was 10/10 😂

  • @blackiechan6969
    @blackiechan6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2349

    Predator: "I date all ages."
    Officer: "What?"
    Predator: "Huh?"

    • @nyx211
      @nyx211 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      wtf. He actually said that!

    • @user-cz9ss4yq4x
      @user-cz9ss4yq4x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      lmaoooo

    • @stanko7603
      @stanko7603 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      And investigator starts to laugh...

    • @inarimusa
      @inarimusa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @mrstrinity3974
      @mrstrinity3974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Gags*

  • @anne6442
    @anne6442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    not only is he a predator but this bastard is mannerless too. Who only brings dinner for themselves when visiting someone?!?!

    • @irenebriseno8384
      @irenebriseno8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He probably thought by not bringing the girl snacks he wouldn't end up on the show haha, little did he know...

    • @goldensoul137
      @goldensoul137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      anne zzz so true

    • @mjparadero7046
      @mjparadero7046 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmaoooo right

    • @rileycoyote8275
      @rileycoyote8275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He's a cheap ass bastard!

    • @avionamccoy7771
      @avionamccoy7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he’s rude , couldn’t share . Cheap ass

  • @f-35alightningii79
    @f-35alightningii79 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2126

    Everybody gangsta till Chris Hanson walks out the back room.

    • @veawy9151
      @veawy9151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      F-35A Lightning II I died when he was all like ohh f*ck

    • @djjackson155
      @djjackson155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed

    • @kevingamez220
      @kevingamez220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F-35A lighting 2
      I to love fighter jet mine if the F-22 Raptor it's nice to know someone else love fighters

    • @maziu27
      @maziu27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats because nigga in trouble

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      everybody gangsta till Chris Hansen says "why dont you take a seat"

  • @pyew9149
    @pyew9149 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Hansen let that one predator take the pizza but wont let this one go to the bathroom. Savage.

    • @ajdominguez1002
      @ajdominguez1002 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      The pizza was really good, plus he brought for everyone. This dude only bought food for himself

    • @Attisyn49031
      @Attisyn49031 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Well that one guy did offer him a slice lol

  • @onayday2492
    @onayday2492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Predator: "I don't wanna say anymore."
    Chris Hansen: *asks more questions*
    Predator: *continues to answer said questions*

    • @zm4522
      @zm4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He is weak willed

    • @billyreynolds4749
      @billyreynolds4749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wish he would have told Hansen to fuck off!!

    • @weeksweeks9552
      @weeksweeks9552 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If he'd really watch the shows before he should know to not give them quality footage so that he wont appear on tv/yt

    • @danielthom8624
      @danielthom8624 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@billyreynolds4749 wei?

  • @ironrose6
    @ironrose6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    "What'd you bring me?"
    "Oh, uh, I brought dinner... for me."
    Smooth, Casanova. Real smooth.

    • @ross_ulbright7779
      @ross_ulbright7779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The problem with a lot of these guys is that they are self centered. It is a serious issue in parenting. These guys haven't been taught to consider the feelings of others.

    • @bridgemildred2606
      @bridgemildred2606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dave Redacted Ahahahaha!!!

    • @bridgemildred2606
      @bridgemildred2606 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason Adamson Exactly!

    • @ironrose6
      @ironrose6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Props to him though for being the only predator I've seen in any of Chris' series that actually admits he was fully planning on banging her.

    • @TheChrisfyfe
      @TheChrisfyfe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ironrose6 not really tho. he said he knew who hansen was, and knew what the deal was. as soon as he saw Hansen pop out he knew what was going on. also it's just idiodic to do that too because he ended up with more charges cause he talked too much

  • @emilyreinhart6142
    @emilyreinhart6142 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1960

    I want him, John Quinones, Gordon Ramsey, Simon Cowell, Steve Harvey, Judge Judy and Dr Phil to team up

  • @gillchesterton8614
    @gillchesterton8614 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Bringing dinner for yourself only is the hight of bad manners

    • @lichtsoldat7697
      @lichtsoldat7697 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't forget taking a dump.

  • @Jack-jk6pt
    @Jack-jk6pt 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2720

    "Likes to be called Papi, Latin slang for daddy, but we call him something else... predator!"
    Chris Hansen, you're such a hoot!

    • @louper3002
      @louper3002 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      he's an idiot.

    • @autumn5193
      @autumn5193 7 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Louie Sutherland yes, we know you think that. You don't have to wave that reply on everyone's comment

    • @rludlow77
      @rludlow77 7 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Louie Sutherland he's caught you before huh

    • @kerriwatson1448
      @kerriwatson1448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JBsnytz he's the real roast

    • @kerriwatson1448
      @kerriwatson1448 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      JBsnytz he's the fucking best

  • @eldonchef1754
    @eldonchef1754 6 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    The decoy low key got her feelings hurt when he didn't bring her any food lol

    • @oshahott2532
      @oshahott2532 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You could tell she was hungry af. Lol!

    • @poopmonkey1510
      @poopmonkey1510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @taoleyden1331
      @taoleyden1331 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      "Wow, this one didn't bring me food? What a piece of shit."

    • @xmanxavier77
      @xmanxavier77 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao I thought the same thing

    • @jonathanalarcon1997
      @jonathanalarcon1997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Right she wants to arrest him and have his food lmao

  • @leviyager7238
    @leviyager7238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Damn the girl decoys are hella brave for facing these predators
    It’s crazy how many people in the replies think that it’s not brave to face child predators 😕. I obviously know that they have all the protection in that house, but I’m imagining it as if there was a real child who could have been victims to the hands of these people. I saw one person put that you have zero ideas what a person can bring with them and I agreed with that some much because a real child could have gotten raped and/ or killed.

    • @TheMasterpiecePD
      @TheMasterpiecePD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Hopefully they get paid well

    • @nawrfsideshawty
      @nawrfsideshawty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Barely lol she makes sure she's got all the distance

    • @Tj-uu1ww
      @Tj-uu1ww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'm sure anyone would be when they have the whole police department right outside.

    • @Ladybug1988
      @Ladybug1988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hahah decoys always back away quickly! plus Hansen Is there to sort it if it gets out of hand 👊

    • @kateraletcher3476
      @kateraletcher3476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      As a survivor of this I’d love to have this job to protect kids but I can’t pass for an underage girl. I’m 5’9..

  • @wyattberry5180
    @wyattberry5180 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    offering the predator a cupcake is crazy, this show was ahead of its time 😂

  • @sciencejoker6694
    @sciencejoker6694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3417

    Lesson learned: every underage kid is Chris Hansen

    • @galacticlavalamp6338
      @galacticlavalamp6338 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Yes I am Chris Hansen

    • @tbalpha2295
      @tbalpha2295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      bruh im chris hanson

    • @badegg7915
      @badegg7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ALLAH KONTOL

    • @Oscar-we7cr
      @Oscar-we7cr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Yoo, everyone at my school is Chris Hansen?

    • @bradbradleys6091
      @bradbradleys6091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      I used to be Chris Hansen. But now I've grown up

  • @JediMaestr0
    @JediMaestr0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    That whole "You've seen my show?" "Yeah" "Well, guess what, we're starting up again" killed me. That's gold right there.

  • @antwanlee31
    @antwanlee31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1611

    *chris hansen pops out the air vent*
    "what are you doing here"

    • @Masked-sl1dw
      @Masked-sl1dw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Uh yeah, I'll have a Number One, small, diet coke, and can I swap out the fries for a few felonies?

    • @charlenemandel7442
      @charlenemandel7442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Antwan...loved that comnent.

    • @TooSaucy480
      @TooSaucy480 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yawn...

    • @fucker4166
      @fucker4166 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Best I can do is $2.00

    • @antwanlee31
      @antwanlee31 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@charlenemandel7442 thank you

  • @PronunciationPro00
    @PronunciationPro00 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Poor creep, didn't even get to take a leak before he saw Chris. The pressure in the bladder would have exponentially increrased after seeing Chris. Justice served!

    • @JabocTheJew
      @JabocTheJew 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Not leak a dump he was holding a shaite

  • @kamerons9967
    @kamerons9967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2066

    Legend has it he still hasn’t used the bathroom

  • @sunnys1777
    @sunnys1777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6033

    “He locks the door behind him. What could he be thinking?” Chris he doesn’t want a creep just walking in obviously

    • @BrianTDG
      @BrianTDG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      You mean like himself?

    • @jadasaurus_rex7993
      @jadasaurus_rex7993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      @@BrianTDG that’s the joke 😂

    • @regularlife88
      @regularlife88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I lock doors I go through out of habit. I've noticed most of these potential predators do not lock the door if given the chance to come through. This guy is doing it out of habit...or to ensure someone won't just walk-in even though they'd likely have a key?

    • @genohero6139
      @genohero6139 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wonder if this guy had ever done this in the past? If not I have a problem with this show. Sometimes it seems this show sets up scenarios which would not have existed otherwise. How many of these guys have truthfully never met up with a minor to have sex? For those that truthfully havent the decoy made their desires come true. Its like if I could have banged 10 women I had found most attractive in my 20s I would have, But of course I didn't. If these guys were afforded the chance to sneak away with a minor maybe they would and many wouldn't not until dateline needed material for their show so a decoy made that inappropriate desire a possibility. I don't buy into these evil people most be destroyed, our children are being raped by demons everyday. what I see going on is men's desires being exploited for a shows benefit for the man that would have never acting out on these desires they were exploited. Pedophilia is a mental disorder alot of guys w it know it and never act on it.

    • @ravinereedy204
      @ravinereedy204 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@genohero6139 Thats true. Set ups are pretty low on the moral scale in my opinion. Cops and TV shows that do this shit piss me off. Although, don't you think that if all it took was a couple text to get this guy hauling over to this chicks house than he should be arrested? at that point it's no longer just about exploiting someones desire, he had intentions of acting on it.... and all it took was one opportunity for him to jump on without hesitation.

  • @moonshine588
    @moonshine588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    "Papi, which is Latin slang for daddy" excellent reporting once again Chris.

    • @justmii4887
      @justmii4887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      not latin, just spanish lol

    • @diegor.1905
      @diegor.1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@justmii4887 fr 😂
      Latin is not Spanish at all

    • @latoyalewis
      @latoyalewis 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshua9san
    @joshua9san 17 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    She wearing a bulletproof vest in case of screen shots, bruh

  • @tabelaskade4888
    @tabelaskade4888 6 ปีที่แล้ว +840

    The crime here is coming to another person’s house & bringing dinner only for yourself.

    • @mikeyprocter6381
      @mikeyprocter6381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Tabela Skade She even made cupcakes the selfish twat

    • @narmi3134
      @narmi3134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tabela Skade I know right wtf is wrong with him

    • @Ambelica
      @Ambelica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right wtf anyone knows that bullshit

    • @megranta1010
      @megranta1010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This deserves more likes 💀

    • @birdy9244
      @birdy9244 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He didn’t even propose to share he was like well rip