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Johnny vs. Crash Team Racing & Crash Bash
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 4 เม.ย. 2014
- Fasten your seat belts for Naughty Dog's last game in the Crash Bandicoot franchise. It's Crash Team Racing for the Playstation 1! Afterwards, we're going to look at the very last Crash game on the system itself, Crash Bash, a party game developed by Eurocom Entertainment Software.
"ugh you fuck!!"
Brilliant acting. Applause
+BlackWayneBrady Yep
lol
I hope mark can eventually do at least 1 full let's play with sgb (even a short game like a classic megaman or sonic 1 game gear would be great, because mark is awesome and makes an impression even though he's not in many vids)
+BlackWayneBrady it had me dying ahahahahah
+TheBeggies95 what's even more hilarious is that it did an ad in between
So it was " Ugh, you f *ad plays* k"
Johnny: Looks like it's pandemonium for the eighth time.
Mark: AH! YOU...
"30 SECOND AD"
Mark: FUCK!
... *wheezes seeing this* youtube ads are so dumb its hilarious
marks acting is hilarious. you need to get him on more john.
(gasps) You FUCK!
Snake Claus killed him unfortunately
5:59 Johnny this is why the pacing in your videos is so much better than most youtubers.
Instead of wasting time on the joke, going "EUGH, AGH, GET IN THERE", it's simply a gag that's in the background as you waste no time getting on with the explanation.
You may not realize it, but the way your structure your videos is really well done, congrats on that Johnny.
Agreed a million times. Some of the most successful reviewers (cough Nostalgia Critic cough) tend to beat you over the head with their jokes, even when it's equal parts painfully obvious and unfunny. John is such a professional with his reviews. He's never trying too hard to do anything. Some goofy subtle humor, highly in-depth reviews, and a work ethic that shows through. Maybe the most under-appreciated game reviewer on TH-cam.
I don't think I've noticed before, but you really have a point there. Yeah, nice work, Johnny!
is that a reference to johntron? cause johntron is more of a satire/comedy first hand look at rather than a semi professional review. you can compare the two as one is meant for an actual impression and the other is meant for satire.
GARANIKOR also, any jokes that "aren't funny" dont overstay their welcome, all his jokes are quick, and at least 97% of them hit the mark
Agreed
johnny generations: johnny with hair (classic) bald johnny (modern)
Classic Johnny also has a beard and Modern Johnny doesn't
Johnny Boom has a comically large Afro, an ascot & Ace sports tape
It's something about the way Mark says "You FUCK!" that just cracks me up! XD
Yo
Same
All these years later and I’m still in awe at the delivery of the “Ah! You fuck!” line.
7:30 Mark made me laugh so hard, I had trouble breathing. His reaction to playing Pogo Pandemonium was priceless. I kinda want Mark in more video.
E X T R A T H I C C
2:42 made me laugh way harder than it should have.
Mark saying "You fuck" was so much funnier than it should have been.
"Crash Bash! ...Eh, it's alright!"
=Makes it sound absolutely terrible=
Finally, someone who agrees with me that Crash Bash has a scary opening sequence! lol
+madmarsrocks2012 It put resident evil's opening to shame
+madmarsrocks2012 I absolutely loved it as a child.
+madmarsrocks2012 This was a kids game!
Am i the only one who got that weird black and white rabbit intro when you open this game?
It really scared me when i was a kid (I am 16 years now).
Also this resident evil intro feels so deep and scary.
The segments with ALL the brothers together makes this dual review all the more sweet.
Seeing Johnny do the Crash dance is probably the best thing I've seen all year, haven't laughed that hard in a while xD
For whenever you need a quick laugh: 7:32
HOW WAS IT NOT NAMED CRASH BANDI-KART?
That's genius.
lawsuit? Garfield Kart still exists...
That's surprising, given how sue happy Nintendo is.
B-but... ...
The band.icooot
In Japan it's called Crash Bandicoot Racing which I think is better. The name fits CNK more since there's actual teams and mechanics based around it.
You guys imitating the mouth movements was gold.
The dance was also spot on.
Yes John
Dance
Dance for your likes
IT PLEASES US!
Am I the only one who loved the shit out of Crash bash
No
not at all this was the first game ive ever played when i was 3
I remember trying to master it as a kid lol
I loved that Crash has a gem dance at the end!
Johnny if you ever get to the Jak series and get to Jak X you will be blown away on how the story actually makes sense as to why the characters are racing to begin with.
I'd honestly love for him to review the Jak series. Those games always felt so deep to me, especially the 2nd one
This is one of your best reviews of all time surprisingly...
It has that SGB Flava with Mark and Elliot having prominent roles
And dat Crash Victory Dance at the end
Oh Gawd!
11:23 - Stick that on repeat!
gif pls.
EDIT: makeagif.com/i/GIT96z
FynalZ0ne Could you make it a little longer?
7:21 Best moment in any of your reviews. Mark's reaction at the end is absolutely gold!
Very good timing in your jump cuts, you really hit that golden moment.
Nice to see Mark making an awesome comeback!
LOL. I can't get enough of the scene where Mark slaps Elliot and he just stands there and takes it, then Johnny trashtalks the two.
Oh man Mark hasn't changed, including his acting.
Elliot: (Rim shot)
Johnny: Thank-you and good night
I laughed my ass off when Mark did that dramatic fall back and said "YOU FUCK!"
Here 7 years later and Mark at 7:30 still makes me laugh!
Funniest review so far Johnny. Your brothers know how to have fun and your crash dance in the end made me laugh hard.
If I can have a suggestion in your next month of why not
Uncharted(you hinted that in your batman review)
Kingdom hearts(it's obvious you are a fan and you did do a rant once)
Jak and daxter(go to naughty dog next series)
Rayman games(if you played them)
3D Mario games(cause you only 2d and seeing how you 3d games for both sonic,Zelda, and metroid, I see no need for you to tackle 3d Mario titles)
Or more indie games again
If anyone likes this list then like this comment so Johnny can see this(I really want him to do one these)
Feel free to add on the list if there is a game you want to add
3/6 aint bad
My favourite review so far. Mark was hilarious XD
7:21 best acting
Ah. My first-ever racing game and my most nostalgic. Too bad it totally kills my eyes now since I've experienced the wonderful goodness of Mario Kart 7.
Lol the crash dance at the end
Oh you fuck! xD
That was super funny. I'm also glad that Mark can get in the mix when ever he can.
7:32
JustCallMeShwick The fact that i got an ad as soon as he said "OH YOU_" made it a lot more funnier.
Jack Man Lol XD
Something charming about your co-stars. Love that "YOU FUCK!" in particular. Someone get that man an Oscar, I could feel his disappointment!
11:29 Johnny looks like hes trying out for the Ginyu force lol
I spent more time playing these games than any other game as a kid. To this day these are 2 of my top 5 favorite games
The dance at the end, that'd be why I'm subbed.
Johnny vs Jak & Daxter the spiritual successor to the PS1 Crash bandicoot series.
Man, those live action segments. Awesome video, Johnny!
That dance at the end was the most majestic and beautiful thing I've even laid my eyes upon.
That starting bit is different here in the UK..strange sharing it different!
START YOUR ENGINES, FOR ANOTHER, NAAAAAUUUGHTY DOG PRODUCTION
Crash Team Racing is the best kart racing game i've ever played and I'm a Nintendo fanboy and SNES sucker. It's just that good
7:22 Why is Mark holding the controller upside down?
You noticed too!
***** Sorry, too. it was a typo
Alpha Moon 64 fvchvg
Because
Cause you’re gay
I remember begging for this game for Christmas a long time ago. When I finally got it, I wasn't disappointed at all. Watching this video gave me some serious flashbacks. It also filled my desire to search for my old PS1 and play the hell out of it. Thanks for yet another great review, Johnny!
Lolz at mark and elliot "AUGH! you FUCK!!!"
Johnny,there's always...BUBSY 3D!?!?!?
The next crash marathon should be The Wrath of Cortex, Nitro Kart, Twinsanity, Crash of the Titans, Mind Over Mutant, and if there's time, a quick look at the gba games.
Johnny this is my favorite video of yours now.All the skits you did with Mark and Elliot just made me laugh my butt off.This was the best thing to wake up too ^^.Mark had some of the best lines XD.
The ending is perfect, you should do more bloopers like that Johnny. You and your bros are too entertaining. xD
Please, somebody make Johnny's dance into a gif!
It is done giant.gfycat.com/DimwittedBitterAmericanrobin.gif
I love you.
CTR is better than any mario kart game (except that the online version doesn't have 4 player) the drifting and boosting and jumping make the game feel SO much faster than any mario kart game and you're so busy in all the races to keep going as fast as possible, the items are useful but will barely ever fuck you over so unlike any mario kart game being skilled guarantees a win and this has a story mode for single player that's very expansive even with boss races and shits on anything Mario Kart offers for single player, DS was good but it;s just missions that can be really annoying
Yeah...no
wow what a detailed and convincing counter argument
Well over half of your statements are wrong i like ctr but mario kart is much better
still a shit counter argument but let's see, the drifitng and boosting and jumps are much more tightly packed in CTR like you're almost always boosting or drifting Mario Kart has done more of that recently but not as much like sewer speedway and oxide station from CTR has you going faster and putting in more effort to race well than any Mario Kart race, the items in Mario kart fuck you over in EVERY game and it's always a question of will the game let you win not so much in 8 but still you have to deal with the coin item then, and only one mario kart games has a proper single player and quite a few of the missions there are annoying compared to CTR that actually has a story to it so no none of the arguments I made are wrong, you could argue that the later mario kart games like 8 have more memorable courses with all the gimmicks they had or that with CTR you need an original playstation with the 4 player tab to have 4 people play but other than that it's just better, and saying no you're wrong and not saying why is a shit counter argument before you do it again
Well unlike you i don't lose my shit over an argument and right 2-3 paragraphs sure the mechanics in a 1999 game are so much better than mario kart but who gives a shit most people wont care because mario kart is fun and has characters
*people still care about* also has there ever been a sequel to ctr no and btw before you reply im muting this post
Ahhh Crash Team Racing and Crash Bash... I remember playing these games all the time because my mom actually loved to play them. It was one of the few things that my mom and I had a shared interest in, and I love the two games myself. Good memories..
Polar bash is still my favorite mini game of all time. I used to just play it for hours. I also love CTR and I've always wanted mario kart to have a single player like it or diddy kong racing where there's a hub world you can drive around in and then eventually have a boss race
7:32 oscar winning performance. 10/10
Crash Team Racing is an awesome racing game and, back in the day, I think it was the only kart racing game that was as good as Mario Kart 64.
Crash Bash was...OK but it's no Mario Party.
LOL at Johnny doing the Crash Dance.
*****
Diddy Kong Racing! How could I forgot about such an awesome game ?
I think that Mario Kart 64 is a slightly better game than Crash Team Racing, but I think that's because I grew up with MK64 and and I haven't played CTR yet. There's a difference of watching stuff and playing stuff but I have played Diddy Kong Racing and I love that game almost as much as MK64.
Thanks so much for reviewing these classic games from my childhood. I had no idea when I was a little kid that Crash Bash looked so different and was so boring because it wasn't made by the geniuses at Naughty Dog!
I absolutely love Crash Bash. I had so much fun playing that game as a kid and loved playing with friends.
Lol love Mark in this.
I know right? He makes me smile a lot in this one, super funny.
"Auh!
you...FUCK."
God, the soundtrack in Crash Bash is freaking brilliant! :D
its the best soundtrack of the entire crash series
I loved _Crash Bash_ and _Crash Team Racing_ as a young kid. And watching the footage here, makes me want to play them again. XP
Seeing Johnny doing the dumb Crash Dance was really funny
I have team racing and it's so fun! I love the beginning! It's so awesome!
I also have crash bash! They were all so fun!
Greasor I have crash Nitro kart
One of the earliest racing games I played and also my introduction to Crash Bandicoot. I had fun times playing it at my best friend's house.
Mark is like the green ranger, he's never there, but when he is it's always a blast.
By the way, when John means a ****ton of single player in Crash Bash, he means it. I played through it a while ago to see what the bare minimum would be to unlock everything. 28 trophies, 25 gems, 23 crystals, and 21 relics (Can be as low as 17 gold + 4 Platinum) and your percentage when you finish it? 132%! So yeah, it's a HELL of a lot!
Ah the last to Crash games for the original PlayStation.
God I feel old (and I'm only 20)
(First game system people my nostalgia is too strong)
I loved your Crash dance!!! Omfg, everyone that reviews a Crash game needs to do that at the end of every review.
This video was really good as I think they are great multiplayer games. By the way in the adventure mode of Crash Bash there's a 2 player co op option, which is way more fun than playing by yourself. Also that Crash dance at the end was awesome.
7:32 *"Ugh, you fuck!"* LOL
they should've remastered this one, imagine destroying ppl online
Jordan Brackin 😂 that sounds amazing actually
Jordan Brackin Crash and Bash that ass
Take it from someone with experience - online is the LAST thing a beloved franchise like this needs!
They won’t remake crash bash guys sooo nooo it’s not because they just making crash bandicoot 4 crash on the run mobile and crash pvp mobile console pc player vs player tennis sports game mobile guys sorry 😒
"YOU FUCK!" The hammy acting was really funny. Kudos.
I lost my shit when mark leaned back and called Johnny a fuck im tearing up
CTR was pretty much all I played when I had my PS1.
Maybe a month of Mario focusing on the 3d games.
or that month of Kirby you dissed earlier...the best Beat 'Em up ever
Crash Bash was my first game i had ever had, and later on every Crash game out there. loved it
As a European, it sounds so strange hearing the intro say "Sony Computer Entertainment of America". Maybe that's what nostalgia does to you. Great review as always, dude. Loved CTR and Bash was actually my first Crash game. A bad starting point but my second was Warped which made me fall in love.
random guy: get ready for crash team racing!
me:ctr.
random guy: wh...wha-
me: CTR!!!!
thank you people for getting the refrence
6:17 I think I laughed waaaaaay more than I should have. XD
11:23 I will never get tired of that crash dance, Johnny. :3
7:30 - Me when the teacher says we have to do everything again because that one guy wasn't listening:
7:32 i almost spit out my tea
Man, Mark needs to be in these videos more often.
For me, Polar Panic and its variants single-handedly carries Crash Bash. I've played that minigame so much with my brother as a kid, and pretty much ignored the rest, especially considering that the single player is hard as balls.
On another note, I'm surprised there was no mention of the advanced boost mechanics of CTR. It puts this game on a whole other level of greatness.
I love CTR!!! My dad owned it when I was little and I beat the one player mode in one day. I also had a blast playing multiplayer mode with family. Crash Bash on the other hand I only played on a demo and it wasn't so fun... Crash Dance! That was great! Great review Johnny!
Honestly, I'd love to see Johnny review Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant. They're damn good games and don't deserve the hate they constantly get.
+Nominal Hero The DS version of that game is one of the worst games I have ever played.
Well, Mind Over Mutant is super tedious. I don't like that game. Crash of the Titans is alright though...
Did any one notice mark was holding the controller upside down XD
yeah i saw that XD, I wondered for a sec "wtf?"
Johnny, you always guarantee to put a smile on my face :) I love your videos, keep doing what you're doing and thanks for the endless laughter you make me burst out with.
well johnny, its been a couple of years. i cant wait to see that crash twinsanity review👌👌👌
MONTH OF PAC-MAN! (World)
The Ps2 Ratchet and Clank trilogy!
"Ah! YOU FYCK" new catch phase. Also best dancing ever
I still own and love both of these games. So many memories with both titles.
Resident Evil Marathon.
I hope you do Crash Twinsanity soon! ^.^
yessss crash twinsanity tho sadly not fully complete is awesome
yeah the game isn't fully complete, in one of cortex's lines they even hint at that, like for instance there were supposed to be i believe 2 dimensions instead of 1
+Random Guy It wasn't just cut content, the game was super rushed, and you can see that just by watching some of the cutscenes, like with lines they added and how there are some sounds missing when there should be sounds.
Oh God. Please do more bloopers compilations at the end of your videos.
It makes my day.
I have a funny story with CTR. One day me and my mom were playing multiplayer and we completed 4 races and it showed the winners circle scene that you get, and I was sitting on the 1st place pedestal and the 2nd place one was empty and my mom's character was on the 3rd place one instead. Since I always beat my mom at the game she joked "I'm so bad I came in 3rd in a two-man race!" and we'll still bring it up and joke about it to this day. I have no idea why it happened, but it is a moment in my personal gaming history that I will always remember.