Cave Johnson here. For science, we've taken our most popular military-grade product, the Turret on an experiment. The boys in the lab took a turret skydiving, for science. What happened? Your guess is as good as ours, because it's now lost in the Arizona Desert. Don't go looking for it. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
@@Jordan-jn1vj "Cave Johnson here. Now, if your on this Aperture Science Flying Device, your part of the turret experiment. We're throwing turrets out of a plane, while you hold the turret. Why? For science! Well, and also to test how durable you, and the turret is. Mostly the turret. The turrets are fully loaded, but don't worry. You have bulletproof vests, made out of spare Weighted Companion Cubes."
I'm literally feeling emotional for the turret right now. Rest in piece, Cute Turret Plushie! You will always be remembered! (Except for the guy who let go of you because he's a jerk)
imagine portal 3 takes place in the arizona desert, then some new character finds it, picks it up gets captured, and at the end of the game they are re-united
did you go find it?! poor guy...out in the desert...all alone...asking "are you still there?" im sure if you found him hed tell you he doesnt hate you...
Cave Johnson here. For this next test we're going to throw a turret out of plane. I gotta be honest, we're just throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what this will do.
*man hikes in the desert*
*"target acquired"*
1,000 years from now someone will find that turret and think it's an ancient artifact of a lost civilization and I thank you for that
but it's a balloon... It would probably pop and get absorbed for nutrients..
@@supermariogamer8936 no, it will pop and then pollute! :(
BBQ Snapdragon :(
It will last a lot longer, tho.
Cave Johnson here. For science, we've taken our most popular military-grade product, the Turret on an experiment. The boys in the lab took a turret skydiving, for science. What happened? Your guess is as good as ours, because it's now lost in the Arizona Desert. Don't go looking for it. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
*looks through google maps to find turret*
man hikes in the desert
"target acquired"
TheNorskViking lok
Me too,i lee the portal turrets
did you find it?
R.I.P turret
R.I.P 😢
Imagine being stuck in the Desert, Then all of the sudden, You just hear
*"Target Acquired."*
I watched this video, and four days later, Wheatley spotted an inflatable turret in low earth orbit nearby us.
Space Core HA
hey space core, in 15 years we can live in space :3
I wish they can do with GLaDOS and tape me to her face
It's for science!
Braden Johnson I see you are related to Cave Johnson?
YOU MONSTER! I wonder what a person who found it thought about it :P
Piotrek Mazek Nice shitty, outdated meme of a profile picture.
That Turtle's A Spy! nice shitty, "oudatted" failure of an insult to a 7 months old comment
“I’m flying!” “Im afraid of heights”
You missed the best line: "I'm afraid of heights!"
to this day, that lonely turret is still wandering around the Arizona deserts
this is what scientists do when there not working
They're***
lol
You know this was probably part of testing XD
@@Jordan-jn1vj "Cave Johnson here. Now, if your on this Aperture Science Flying Device, your part of the turret experiment. We're throwing turrets out of a plane, while you hold the turret. Why? For science! Well, and also to test how durable you, and the turret is. Mostly the turret. The turrets are fully loaded, but don't worry. You have bulletproof vests, made out of spare Weighted Companion Cubes."
1/10 turrent danger... no parachute attached to turrent.
Axvrilia *turret
Pryxtel its spelt turret
I mean,when it fell it became a turrent.
no someone's walking in the desert and sees it and the turn to start shooting
XD
The turret says,"I'M FLYING!"
next do wheatley in space
SpeedOfHarmony yes!
I'm literally feeling emotional for the turret right now. Rest in piece, Cute Turret Plushie! You will always be remembered! (Except for the guy who let go of you because he's a jerk)
Rip turret
I started singing in my head when they were playing "Still Alive" at the end.
Gotta go there and look for it
Well that explains the random object fell on tent -__-
Please put me down (ok! *leave turret in desert*)
So that's why I found a turret on google maps
UNKNOWNGAM3r Fuck off, you didn't, and this is a shitty joke.
That Turtle's A Spy!
god thats a lot salt
Maybe in a couple hundred years, the future humans will find the turret, and they will think that we worshiped it. Idk, just a thought.
I like the idea of someone just coming across that whilst out hiking in the desert. I'm not sure it would be better if they knew Portal or not.
"I'm flying!"
That is the other jumper that was with him. You can see blue on the sides and white in the middle of the chute.
I don't know which I'm more impressed by. Someone actually doing through with this, or they managed to hold onto it for so long
I absolutely love the music
after Aperture faded into obscurity, many turrets had acquired different careers after leaving Aperture. this is one of those stories.
Legend says,that turret is still flying random in the desert even today
The long-fall boots really would have come in handy here.
imagine portal 3 takes place in the arizona desert, then some new character finds it, picks it up gets captured, and at the end of the game they are re-united
The smartest thing one has EVER done in his life... go skydiving with turrets.
BRILLIANT!
0:33 What GLaDOS sees when Chell steps on an Aerial Faith Plate while holding a turret.
This makes me sad :*(
It's people like you that make me continually hope to just find something like this on the ground one day, like if you were to drop it or something :P
I wonder if that turret landed on its legs
I'm pretty sure Space Core will love this! :D
I need this party mix of "Still Alive"
I kinda want to go out to the middle of the Arizona desert to find this little guy.
pick up a copy of et for me, while your there...
Aaah, the things poeple do for science.
Poor turrent
Heck, I'll do it. I'm already in Arizona so I don't have too far to travel
*invent planes*
*invents turrets*
almeister112: Why not use both!?
would probably be someone who has never heard of portal and assumes it to be part of an alien crash site.
this seems to be a needlessly complicated way how to destroy a turret
Someone needs to go on a rescue mission to save that turret
If you find it, please contact to Aperture Science in somewhere in internet
3 days later, Farmer Brown is going to get a painful surprise.
He is gone
In a cornfield? Near a tin hut? I would be seriously scared
poor rturret
I think this guy got totally baked on 4/20 and was like "DUDE LET'S GO SKYDIVING WITH ONE OF THOSE INFLATABLE PORTAL TURRETS"
I'm going looking for it right now. Wish me luck!
just realize, the turrets doing science cause its still alive
Nice landing
Now to do this with the Space core XD
Now let the Turret hunt begin
You are brilliant, my good sir. You hear me Valve? USE THIS IDEA!!!
How do you think the person who finds the turret will react?
since it is inflated to a pressure good for 7k feet, then wouldn't it pop when it reached a greater pressure?
Shoul've brought the companion cube too!
Gabe: Scrap Half-Life 3 and make a skydiving simulator involving turrets.
Valve Team: Yes Lord Master Gabe Newell Sir.
Thanks Kotaku!
I'm going to go find it.. you said Arizona right?
The turret even said “put me down”
You should take the space core the other way.
Nobody: My recommendations at 3AM:
did you go find it?! poor guy...out in the desert...all alone...asking "are you still there?" im sure if you found him hed tell you he doesnt hate you...
Poor turret ;_____;
Great plush toy!
Dubstep House it's actually a fucking balloon
YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!
I'd love to see the look on some person from Arizona's face if they find it out there
You should try looking for it.
"When ThinkGeek started selling inflatable turrets I knew I had to take one out of a plane."
I don't follow your logic.
Cave Johnson here. For this next test we're going to throw a turret out of plane. I gotta be honest, we're just throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what this will do.
Then it's time for portal 4!!!
Roadtrip!
Haha imagine someone who played portal finding that turret lying around in the desert.
Can't wait till someone finds him/her
Please reply if u did I want to look for it
How do you think they got it up there without getting hurt?
THEY PROMISED THAT THERE WILL BE PORTALS IN THE MAKING OF THAT VIDEO D:
1:14 someone should really venture out into the desert to find her
This was a triumph.
Logic: something exists -> take it out of a plane.
The Logic si that he Can say that He Took a portal Turret Skydiving
Space core: ARE WE IN SPACE
BLOODY STOP
guy walks up.
Turret: Helloooo? Are you still there?
Wheatly: oh, uh, don't make eye contact just keep walking
Next time, space core in space !
So sad you lost the turret ☹️
This is a triumph.
This is what valve do when not making portal 3
science is fun bruh
if somehow inside the turret contains thousands of bucks or soemthign valueble im heading off to the sesert right now to get it.
Battlefield : Future War Tatics
guy in the vid: *lets go*
me: *gasp!* WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Especially if it managed to come to rest in the upright position. :)