Glitter Bomb 2.0 vs Porch Pirates

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  • @MarkRober
    @MarkRober  5 ปีที่แล้ว +139952

    I have spent sooooo much time working on this over the past 11 months it feels really nice to finally show it to you guys. I've got all 12 of my videos planned out for 2020 and in various stages so be sure to subscribe, bell, donate a kidney, etc.

    • @AlmondDog
      @AlmondDog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +410

      hello

    • @jack99molloy
      @jack99molloy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +656

      Mark Rober godspeed to you and all you endeavours mark

    • @yoshi_705
      @yoshi_705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      cool

    • @fucxcn
      @fucxcn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      Pranked

    • @Aaron-jn7gb
      @Aaron-jn7gb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Hi

  • @adirblr4456
    @adirblr4456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3443

    That revenge on the guy who ghosted you was amazing.

    • @mideon84
      @mideon84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Texans suck, anyways.

    • @flinflam
      @flinflam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@mideon84 as a Washington person, they kinda do

    • @crazykids6704
      @crazykids6704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      James Darter as a Texan, I completely agree

    • @vincentdavis8960
      @vincentdavis8960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@mideon84 Just Austin

    • @coolmanhunter8671
      @coolmanhunter8671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      flim flam hello fellow washingtonian

  • @ethanlivemere1162
    @ethanlivemere1162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28763

    Imagine if the guy claiming he bought it for his girlfriend had instead wrapped it and waited until Christmas to have her open it in front of their family. He'd have a fun time explaining himself.

    • @rubyjulivre1136
      @rubyjulivre1136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1381

      I think his gf and the family might think it's a prank from him

    • @liamhgd581
      @liamhgd581 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Or not because bit would b illegal to send a spy camera into someones home...... So ya no

    • @ritchl3262
      @ritchl3262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2120

      illegal? Like stealing the package in the first place? Duuuuhhhh....

    • @basiliskoE
      @basiliskoE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1312

      @@ritchl3262 yeah like "hi, yeah, I stole this package from a house a couple of weeks ago and I think it's been spying on me" xD

    • @juli5945
      @juli5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

      @@liamhgd581 If they hadn't stolen it in the first place the camera wouldn't have recorded their house, so no spy cameras.

  • @michaelgoff9671
    @michaelgoff9671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20844

    I love how the thieves get mad at the person and act like they didn't deserve that

    • @Bobylein1337
      @Bobylein1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1158

      We tend to believe that we are in the right when we do something, even if our brain first has to invent a reason for it.

    • @Alsayid
      @Alsayid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +626

      Michael, criminals are always like that.

    • @zaymacintosh5648
      @zaymacintosh5648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Miss Mariah Madeline *cringe 🤦‍♂️

    • @yapflipthegrunt4687
      @yapflipthegrunt4687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Zay Macintosh yes

    • @zach3861
      @zach3861 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Bobylein1337 I still think criminals have a different mindset.

  • @michaeldeegan8388
    @michaeldeegan8388 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +245

    Just brilliant. I particularly like the countdown & police chatter. Nice touch mate

  • @anakinskywalker1631
    @anakinskywalker1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1746

    I would pay so much money to see the reaction of that one guy’s girlfriend when she finds out he stole the box

    • @flake1401
      @flake1401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Anakin Skywalker same here bro 😂

    • @HxneyBuns
      @HxneyBuns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know, right

    • @chungusfootfungus
      @chungusfootfungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I hope she left him

    • @Chewieeee
      @Chewieeee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey anakin

    • @gaminboi7987
      @gaminboi7987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jemd

  • @HD-xt6cq
    @HD-xt6cq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60834

    I like how the thieves still act like they're the ones being wronged

    • @amaiyah3171
      @amaiyah3171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +500

      What does wronged mean??

    • @THEJPIndustry
      @THEJPIndustry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2484

      @@amaiyah3171 the one that someone did harm too, like they think they are in the right

    • @DahliaCherry
      @DahliaCherry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +555

      cosa nostra trump and his supporters* the biggest hypocrites and cult of cry babies

    • @NuanceOverDogma
      @NuanceOverDogma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +423

      @@DahliaCherry Nice projection there

    • @COCO_DANTE6969
      @COCO_DANTE6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      1k liker

  • @Weepingwyllow
    @Weepingwyllow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23250

    Notice how none of them felt guilty. Not even a little bit.

    • @smperl0c0
      @smperl0c0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

      Pretty sad huh

    • @Dmc1184
      @Dmc1184 5 ปีที่แล้ว +265

      because they are actors

    • @mr.monitor.
      @mr.monitor. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

      @@Dmc1184 based on?

    • @barkleyu
      @barkleyu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

      @@Dmc1184 uuhm how can you prove that?

    • @PatX2
      @PatX2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Yeah,that was the most disappointing part of the whole video.

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +870

    Dude those little cards he sent to Cody are HILARIOUS. I had to pause the video and read each one lol. And the neighbors having to hand it to him is gonna make for amazing exchanges haha.

    • @daunas124
      @daunas124 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Never ever mess with mark rober💀

    • @Wiillpac
      @Wiillpac 15 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Texas Furry Fiesta was the best hahahahaha

  • @cian9393
    @cian9393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8618

    The guy who said "scammed" when he stole it is probably the type of guy to sue someone for fighting back after he attacked them

    • @Careless-sv6cf
      @Careless-sv6cf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +258

      The type of guy to sue these guys for being vigilantes instead of letting him steal in peace. Knowing our overly liberal court system he'll probably win

    • @ashen3405
      @ashen3405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      The type of guy that calls anime a cartoon

    • @LividAF
      @LividAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      The type of guy to say he would have won if he didn’t lose.

    • @yabab19
      @yabab19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      The type of guy to fall in the shower and grab the water.

    • @thnksfrthdnkmms1069
      @thnksfrthdnkmms1069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He obviously went to a tech store to sell it and tried to pretend he got scammed.

  • @rottweiler86271
    @rottweiler86271 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24834

    “Babe, I bought you new headphones” - worst boyfriend of 2019

    • @atticusevans6923
      @atticusevans6923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

      Davis Graham Smith lmfao the actual dude responded

    • @jpar__
      @jpar__ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +846

      @@atticusevans6923 his profile pic is just a screen cap from the video

    • @salty_sausage
      @salty_sausage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Davis Graham Smith
      Mm hm... I'm sure

    • @TheG60528XiJinPing
      @TheG60528XiJinPing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      @@jpar__ I know his dialect is very convincing as well. Clever chap
      Edit: OMG nope, I'm convinced. His channel is 12 years old and his following replies are too real.
      Its actually the guy 🤣

    • @Buttermommy
      @Buttermommy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@atticusevans6923 And all 3 of his names are the most generic ever

  • @chantalsscaleisafibber
    @chantalsscaleisafibber 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1588

    Macaujey Culkin looks the healthiest ive seen him look since childhood. Im glad he got his life back on track.

    • @whiterabbitstudios.design
      @whiterabbitstudios.design 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      He protecc, he atacc, he cracc, but most importantly, he back on tracc

    • @s.5156
      @s.5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@whiterabbitstudios.design bacc* 🤣good one tho

    • @imahuman6804
      @imahuman6804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@s.5156 either one is fine 🖒

    • @babyherby
      @babyherby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was never on drugs he had a tape worm

    • @admech590
      @admech590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And hes dating brenda song. Yeah, so go Culkin!

  • @cmonasterial
    @cmonasterial 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +386

    I am happy with Macaulay Caulkin that he is back and ok now. I am a very fan of Home Alone. Always watching it every Christmas.

  • @armstrongturbo
    @armstrongturbo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88302

    Imagine complaining about being ‘scammed’ when you steal a package smh

    • @JayXIsSad
      @JayXIsSad 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3317

      Tbh that one was the one delivered by the UPS driver wasnt it? The dude just got unlucky. Still you shouldn't accept random packages you didnt order.

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +833

      @@JayXIsSad
      Really? What if someone sends you a gift?
      Oh yeah I forgot, you probably have no friends...
      lol

    • @cupofbleach3352
      @cupofbleach3352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

      Reth Tard was the no friends part necessary though?

    • @Reth_Hard
      @Reth_Hard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      @@cupofbleach3352
      yes

    • @bananadebilitada6844
      @bananadebilitada6844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@cupofbleach3352 yes

  • @aninations8003
    @aninations8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    “Hey babe I bought you Bose headphones! Really nice Bose headphones!”
    Ohh buddy boy that relationship’s about to shatter.

    • @oneeyedking7465
      @oneeyedking7465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      and I couldn't be happier

    • @elohel1787
      @elohel1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gravimations YEA 😬

    • @Shadowdreamer4
      @Shadowdreamer4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeh dude got that glittler and fart spray all over the bed xD the implications you could draw from that alone

    • @sukonmakok
      @sukonmakok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats so scummy lol

    • @ThaArabScarab
      @ThaArabScarab 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      scp 457 Scummier than stealing off someone’s property?

  • @wyvrn1315
    @wyvrn1315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2738

    "Babe, I bought you some headphones"
    *Famous last words*

  • @Cucumbermelon7
    @Cucumbermelon7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    bro literally started a civil war over a 5$ package

  • @hopelarson06
    @hopelarson06 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8997

    imagine someone stole it and wrapped it for christmas

    • @3ja_e
      @3ja_e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Hope Larson ☠️

    • @mbrow
      @mbrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      That would be epic!

    • @robinpie5457
      @robinpie5457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Karmas comin to them... Christmas Karma. XD

    • @miraininsa
      @miraininsa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      💀💀💀

    • @MusaKitty
      @MusaKitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      yesss

  • @tjbellah349
    @tjbellah349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43382

    “Babe I bought you some real nice Bose headphones” spoken like a true bum

    • @fuchsia7440
      @fuchsia7440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

      TJ Bellah ikr

    • @mawio19
      @mawio19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1766

      The people who disliked were either the people who took the packages or the people in their families

    • @bananakids_1212
      @bananakids_1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

      TJ Bellah if he actually read the fudging packaging lol lol

    • @elizabethharris1851
      @elizabethharris1851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +695

      I actually thought he gave it to his girlfriend but was a little disappointed when I realized it was just him

    • @Teme44
      @Teme44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Lol

  • @macori5504
    @macori5504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3931

    The audacity of the people who stole the packages and just liked, "whoah dude, I got scammed."

    • @bubblegummm
      @bubblegummm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      They had the audacity to laugh and be weirdly happy about what just happened 🙄

    • @destinylsp4537
      @destinylsp4537 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      They only ever think of themselves. I highly doubt any of them thought, even for a second, that they just ruined someone elses day/week/whatever stealing their package

    • @gg-cn8ju
      @gg-cn8ju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@destinylsp4537 I think they didn’t steal, I assume they just are just very snoopy people because they said they were going to call the owner.

    • @neevakumari7543
      @neevakumari7543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bunch of Karen hypocrites!?!?!!?!!!!!

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      @@gg-cn8ju Now that's just naive and wishful thinking. These people are thieves, plain and simple. And they should be exposed to everyone around them (from neighbors to their family and friends) that they are thieves.

  • @coomtothebroom778
    @coomtothebroom778 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    I still come back to this video year after year-the sweet justice delivered and the thieves reactions to being tricked is too perfect. You go, Mark! 👏

  • @officalmangle3054
    @officalmangle3054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4199

    That one dude tho “BABE I BOUGHT YOU HEADPHONES” 😂 i would have loved if she said something

    • @Vanham87
      @Vanham87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Bruh this is funny.

    • @mrcheez6728
      @mrcheez6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When??

    • @Danny-or4gw
      @Danny-or4gw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Does mark upload video once a month? Pls answer this

    • @Fresho
      @Fresho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin’s wacky roblox experiences Try watching the video

    • @E-Eazy
      @E-Eazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Be like
      Thought you got me head phones

  • @lynkthegreat530
    @lynkthegreat530 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3237

    Thief: “Babe, I just got you some Bose Headphones”
    Mark: *Im about to end this mans **_whole_** relationship*

    • @abovelunar3488
      @abovelunar3488 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      This mans whole relationship

    • @ijan8611
      @ijan8611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      This man won't get laid tonight. FAX

    • @locus_of_magic217
      @locus_of_magic217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I feel bad for the babe in that situation

    • @wonderrxo2904
      @wonderrxo2904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And carpet

    • @johna8440
      @johna8440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      The worst part about that is that he claimed to have "bought" them.

  • @saltstation01
    @saltstation01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5812

    That one dude actin like he just bought his chick something nice, imagine if she opened it and she broke up with him. That’d be something to see

    • @green7836
      @green7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      666 likes, perfect

    • @green7836
      @green7836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ill not like

    • @nathansantiago2994
      @nathansantiago2994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Noice

    • @IMIICIHIAIEIL
      @IMIICIHIAIEIL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      AND AFTER HE PROLLY HAD TO GO BUY A PAIR. LOL

    • @cdai216
      @cdai216 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DECKOKO401 Games sensational

  • @jsmariani4180
    @jsmariani4180 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    I like the people who called and got the reward, even though they didn't know they would get one.

  • @SamMaz91
    @SamMaz91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1632

    My guy said he quit his job at NASA so he has time to be petty and I LOVE THAT!! 😂

    • @sprouttroutproductions6180
      @sprouttroutproductions6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Not petty. They are stealing, so...

    • @bpop6494
      @bpop6494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I wonder what kind of education this guy has. He seems to know alot about engineering.

    • @metalbeast99
      @metalbeast99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bpop6494 He was an engineer for NASA before.

    • @terryrudford5134
      @terryrudford5134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Skunk spray for V3. That stuff does NOT go away for like a week.

    • @BestInTheWorld365
      @BestInTheWorld365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Never troll a guy who used to work with NASA

  • @walterwiggins8241
    @walterwiggins8241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +522

    I'm so glad someone has the resources and brains to pull this off. Freakin amazing.

    • @jimpickensthe3rd990
      @jimpickensthe3rd990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well Amazon does have everything

    • @Marvin_Aethos
      @Marvin_Aethos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jim Piknens the 3rd | is this even anything related to the comment.

  • @princetigermasters9995
    @princetigermasters9995 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3925

    The moral of the story is:
    "Don't steal anything from anyone. Especially from Mark

    • @chewers1
      @chewers1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Prince TigerMasters and his fans

    • @kapitankapital6580
      @kapitankapital6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Sonic You wouldn't go to jail for stealing a package like that anyway.

    • @Brian-kj9ph
      @Brian-kj9ph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      True and the amazing fart

    • @emmemcintosh4978
      @emmemcintosh4978 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Prince TigerMasters lol

    • @JasonFarrell
      @JasonFarrell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The other moral of the story is:
      Why are so many people desperate enough to steal?
      I bet Andrew Yang's $1,000/mo UBI would do a LOT to get 'these people' out of the gutter.

  • @verncook1528
    @verncook1528 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    i use to work with a blue dye concetrate that would be perfect to smear into the glitter it would not come out it would leave a great mark. and the more you tried to clean it the worse it will get

    • @ColaTai
      @ColaTai 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Whats the dye?

    • @BillyLintzenich-wf7sk
      @BillyLintzenich-wf7sk 20 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@ColaTaithats what i want to know

  • @Kae_2320
    @Kae_2320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3395

    “Babe i got you a headphone”
    *5 minutes later*
    “Babe wait, i can explain”

    • @caphatfrog1464
      @caphatfrog1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      *I got you a headphone* I got one peice of it?
      Btw I like so 23 likes in 1 day?!

    • @caphatfrog1464
      @caphatfrog1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      "Um wait uh APRIL FOOLS Still love ya! 😅🤐

    • @rochambeau7197
      @rochambeau7197 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gabriel Tirado
      Lol

    • @nexuscorporation8337
      @nexuscorporation8337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Khang Nguyễn Love your Blue Exorcist Profile picture. Blue Exorcist is a pretty big thing at our school, so you’re not the only one who knows about it

    • @zdrjs284
      @zdrjs284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@caphatfrog1464 we're in May

  • @dingo4601
    @dingo4601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    Its funny when the robber's thinks they are being scammed...

  • @samjoy773
    @samjoy773 5 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    The guy that was like “babe I got you some *Bose* headphones” I really wanna see the girl’s reaction lmaoooooo

  • @hsidder
    @hsidder 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

    The police scanner chatter was the icing on the cake. 😭🤣

  • @Thomas-shush
    @Thomas-shush 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22162

    V3 idea:
    - make the lid so that they can’t just close it straight away

    • @oodoodoopoopoo
      @oodoodoopoopoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1967

      Great idea 👍.
      Some spring loaded tabs that hinge down when released. To slide the lid on you have to hold all four tabs in.

    • @mee1492
      @mee1492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +432

      We gotta make sure he sees this!

    • @rexa2851
      @rexa2851 5 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      Upvotes

    • @ihopmanager
      @ihopmanager 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      @@rexa2851 yep upvotes on YT

    • @proskittlez9366
      @proskittlez9366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Or maybe can't open it fully and if you can figure something out, it shoots glitter out the sides (hopefully farther and creating a bigger mess)

  • @netonna6834
    @netonna6834 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2511

    That guy who lied to his girlfriend should be lucky that SHE didn’t open it😂😂

    • @rwrnetwork1687
      @rwrnetwork1687 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Who knows what the relationship would be

    • @MrAlfable
      @MrAlfable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      I wish we could see the second half of that conversation. "Hey babe...ummm nevermind about those headphones."

    • @josemanuelmurguia8970
      @josemanuelmurguia8970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lmao yes

    • @jamesgerhart6875
      @jamesgerhart6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Plot twist: he stole them for his boyfriend, who opened the box on video.

    • @Kuraujia
      @Kuraujia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jamesgerhart6875 This is what I understood. And since English is not my first language I thought I heard wrong :P

  • @AdubsMMA
    @AdubsMMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3571

    I love how the thiefs get mad like they were just inconvenienced.

    • @LithiumThiefMusic
      @LithiumThiefMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I mean, they were though. They expected free headphones and instead got sh*t smell, glitter, and terror. I'm not saying that makes them good people or anything, but like, the reaction is pretty understandable, even if it's predicated on predatory and criminal presuppositions.

    • @AdubsMMA
      @AdubsMMA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      GravitySloth you sound like someone who stole something from someone just to find out it didn't work and blamed them for it.

    • @LithiumThiefMusic
      @LithiumThiefMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      @@AdubsMMA There's this rad new thing the kids are doing called critical thinking xD if you stopped for a moment and tried to understand where somebody else was, mentally and epistemologically, at a given moment, you'd realize that it's possible to understand another person' logic, reasoning, and motivations without agreeing with them. Keep growin' and learnin'.

    • @hunterkai6772
      @hunterkai6772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      @@LithiumThiefMusic that's not critical thinking that's empathetic thinking, critical thinking would be if these idiots stopped and thought before stealing anything.
      Maybe next time look up the definition first👍

    • @LithiumThiefMusic
      @LithiumThiefMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@hunterkai6772 empathetic reasoning is a form of critical reasoning, which falls under the purview of critical thinking. Good try though

  • @pearlpaxton4108
    @pearlpaxton4108 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +48

    I love these. Are there new ones for 2023? They Crack me up.

  • @oblo4952
    @oblo4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1776

    its funny when they get mad that they were just "scammed" when they were the ones who stole the package

    • @nightmare4254
      @nightmare4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That was the guy that the UPS delivered, he didnt actually steal it.

    • @oblo4952
      @oblo4952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@nightmare4254 well I guess it did belong to "his" company...

    • @dominicfischer2891
      @dominicfischer2891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@nightmare4254 Not sure why they opened the package though. It's not theirs. How often does this happen to lost packages....

    • @iilej3749
      @iilej3749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Its funny when you steal a comment and make it worse

    • @ImDotNyslexic
      @ImDotNyslexic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Gotta love man's poison rationality, hilarious.

  • @LucieG-g7c
    @LucieG-g7c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2715

    I wonder how the “babe where are the headphones you bought me?” conversation went.

    • @d3lsl0w
      @d3lsl0w 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      That guy had an Airforce recruitment pamphlet. Sad.

    • @minecameraPL
      @minecameraPL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      "Someone stole them from me. Mind the glitter in the living room babe"

    • @TheHumanEwok
      @TheHumanEwok 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@minecameraPL and the fart smell, I had taco bell for lunch

    • @RedX_Slay
      @RedX_Slay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruhhh

    • @RedX_Slay
      @RedX_Slay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That legit killed me.

  • @thecoolcarhd4402
    @thecoolcarhd4402 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2374

    Pirate: Hey babe i bought some really cool headphones
    Box: *Fart spray sounds*

    • @zika7760
      @zika7760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      390 likes and 2 comments nice

    • @redeyepeyton
      @redeyepeyton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes and 4 comments nice

    • @lordnems997
      @lordnems997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah I wondered how he was going to explain that

    • @zoidberg945
      @zoidberg945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I once pooped so hard my rectum got inside out

    • @proppadon
      @proppadon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1K likes and 10 comments nice

  • @SpiritusVulpis
    @SpiritusVulpis 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    For those curious
    Yes Macaulay is indeed still smelling it to this day

    • @fazzeai
      @fazzeai 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      how so?

  • @NoobAlike
    @NoobAlike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5142

    Sad that most of these people probably don't even feel guilty..

    • @jasperqueen3676
      @jasperqueen3676 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Are we going to ignore that the thieves get 4 wide angled phones?

    • @luxthedeluxe
      @luxthedeluxe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      @@jasperqueen3676 they dont, he specifically said at the beginning that u need special tools to even get to the phones and he shaped the outer shell like a speaker and some didnt realize it

    • @bothack8874
      @bothack8874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      of course they blamed Trump for it

    • @AtomicBlastPony
      @AtomicBlastPony 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@bothack8874 okay can you maybe mention it where it's appropriate?

    • @AUSSIEMADMATT
      @AUSSIEMADMATT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not at all!!!

  • @tfwspecificname
    @tfwspecificname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    I once got ants shipped to my house for an ant farm that I had, and it never showed up. I hope, if somebody stole it, enjoyed the box full of ants, you joke

    • @itsme-fr5fr
      @itsme-fr5fr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wouldn't that be animal abuse? Just be thankful you didn't recieve any criminal charges!!

    • @tfwspecificname
      @tfwspecificname 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      its me
      They were ants for the ant farm I had that was marketed for children. I’m pretty sure that it’s not illegal to get the ants shipped without the queen though. Is it different for you?

    • @silberh5672
      @silberh5672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@itsme-fr5fr No, it's not. It's legal for a few different animals/pets to ship them in a packet. For example if you look at snake discoverys channel, she gets snakes sent from time to time.

    • @durrantmiller8810
      @durrantmiller8810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@itsme-fr5fr I don't think insects count as animals in law

    • @cassygauthier5967
      @cassygauthier5967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For a lot of people that would be traumatizing

  • @raheelshaikh9659
    @raheelshaikh9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1247

    Nobody dare mess with this guy... He will mess you up in the most polite and high-tech way possible.

    • @MochaOverdrive
      @MochaOverdrive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      What was the dude thinking stealing from a guy who worked at NASA

    • @raheelshaikh9659
      @raheelshaikh9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@MochaOverdrive he has earned himself a lifetime free membership of embarrassment lol

    • @exg2004
      @exg2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@raheelshaikh9659 now his Texas neighbours think he support Hilary 😭😭😭

    • @getbaited2898
      @getbaited2898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@exg2004 LOL

    • @raheelshaikh9659
      @raheelshaikh9659 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@exg2004 lol

  • @ProMace
    @ProMace 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    "Alright alright, we get it, we get it!"
    No you don't. 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tedhe8673
    @tedhe8673 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    He's not just a NASA scientist, he's a crime fighter.

    • @partysuvius
      @partysuvius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      And the most epic, supernova-level pranker.

    • @tamirlapidus6994
      @tamirlapidus6994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Genius

    • @partysuvius
      @partysuvius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SB - 01SJ 915992 Stanley Mills PS what

    • @user-bb8gm4pt8b
      @user-bb8gm4pt8b 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SB - 01SJ 915992 Stanley Mills PS ...

  • @alidavideo
    @alidavideo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    The fact that some of these dudes seem unfazed by the smell makes me wonder what they live and smell like.

    • @waynicliz
      @waynicliz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      americans

    • @tb_mrpanda1908
      @tb_mrpanda1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      waynicliz hey we aren’t all like that but I’m not even American i just live there

    • @juliaguevara4512
      @juliaguevara4512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      TB_MrPanda that would make you American

    • @tb_mrpanda1908
      @tb_mrpanda1908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      •Lycan Flower Studios • I see

    • @lolz3651
      @lolz3651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      TB_MrPanda ....if your born and live here your American

  • @TotalTuxedo
    @TotalTuxedo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2141

    Macaulay Culkin has gradually been getting healthier the more I see him.

    • @Twinkie989
      @Twinkie989 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      He’s starting to look really good.

    • @jasonlineback2116
      @jasonlineback2116 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Except for this video, where Mark kills him with fart spray.

    • @bengonzales1182
      @bengonzales1182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He just had to eat something.

    • @Ckabf
      @Ckabf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It’s awesome isn’t it :)

    • @familyman8644
      @familyman8644 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They doing suboxone now

  • @wars1ck
    @wars1ck ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Mark how have I only just found your channel!? I must have been living under a rock. Keep up the great vids lol

  • @donalddalley7274
    @donalddalley7274 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2390

    The thieves don't seem to have a strong sense of smell, this year.

    • @jasonjones4268
      @jasonjones4268 5 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      Donald Dalley their homes already smell like sh*t

    • @heyimmary1876
      @heyimmary1876 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jasonjones4268 lmao right

    • @sillynovy
      @sillynovy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jason Jones right

    • @mbeam4653
      @mbeam4653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Omg your like are at 666

    • @Buggabones
      @Buggabones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bunch of mouth breathers?

  • @velvetrseq2690
    @velvetrseq2690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2368

    * doesn’t seem concerned *
    * police chatter*
    * *SEEMS VERY CONCERNED* *

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      THE CONCERN SEEMS TO BE IN UPWARD MOTION

    • @Jinxyoutoheaven
      @Jinxyoutoheaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@chaoswraith HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @AviChetriArtwork
      @AviChetriArtwork 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *jimmies rustled*

  • @KC_Smooth
    @KC_Smooth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1849

    The police chatter has to be the scariest part for these thieves. I only wish the actual cops used these devices!

    • @blazaybla22
      @blazaybla22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      That's when the last dudes went from cracking up to getting legitimately afraid

    • @danielvito3162
      @danielvito3162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some agencies do. But it’s just GPS to track them.

    • @JonnyK516
      @JonnyK516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The police don't, because the theives lawyer will claim entrapment, and for a misdemeanor offense, they wouldn't even bring it to trial

    • @ahaugrud
      @ahaugrud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@JonnyK516 Stealing packages is a felony in my state.

    • @JonnyK516
      @JonnyK516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ahaugrud petit larceny is anything 1000$ or less is a misdemeanor in any state , grand larceny 1000$ or more is a felony it all depends on how much whatever it cost

  • @hershey5790
    @hershey5790 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I know you’re not a prankster but still that was the most hilarious prank I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂

  • @daviddenis4178
    @daviddenis4178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4826

    The weed smell in those dude's apartment at the end must be so strong that they don't even notice the fart smell coming from the package.

    • @stickyvic9349
      @stickyvic9349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      David Denis the bong is just out of frame 😭

    • @burkesongs
      @burkesongs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      I was wondering the same thing! That, coupled with their overall nonchalant attitude...

    • @Free_Krazy
      @Free_Krazy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fart spray mixed with weed smoke is one of the worst smells ever, it was a popular party prank that could everyone out a room quick lol
      Some don't work as well as other tho.

    • @irishcountrygirl78
      @irishcountrygirl78 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Right? I wondered why there was no panic 🤷‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's also faker than the Kardashians

  • @johnviolette6342
    @johnviolette6342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1526

    Imagine being this guy and getting glitter and fart spray instead of headphones for his girlfriend, who was expecting headphones, and having to explain that to her.

    • @daniellewise6840
      @daniellewise6840 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Oh my GOD

    • @halieyung7688
      @halieyung7688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You say that like your that person 😂

    • @ilertargenthorne4639
      @ilertargenthorne4639 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mehh.
      If he bought a real one the n his order will come

    • @annapark2195
      @annapark2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I wish I was a bird on a branch when that went down

    • @iantaggart3064
      @iantaggart3064 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @beef9
    @beef9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14552

    "Babe i bought you some *BOSE* headphones"
    How pathetic do you have to be to steal something and take credit for it?

    • @HIIMUsc
      @HIIMUsc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

      can you mark it please, seems like i lost that part

    • @cherylseybert5669
      @cherylseybert5669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@HIIMUsc 9:22

    • @HIIMUsc
      @HIIMUsc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      nvm, its 9:21

    • @francesgazzier5428
      @francesgazzier5428 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol

    • @HIIMUsc
      @HIIMUsc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@cherylseybert5669 comment just showed up right now, thanks tho and have a good night or day, in whichever timezone you live ;)

  • @barbarastedillie1336
    @barbarastedillie1336 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Brilliant!! And…bonus…so much fun to watch!!!

  • @havenwankerl298
    @havenwankerl298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3504

    You should put a loud announcement like, “ this is a stolen package” just to let everyone know

    • @sillychotu
      @sillychotu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Haven Wankerl underrated comment

    • @zammmerjammer
      @zammmerjammer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      Or just have it scream "Where am I??? WHERE AM I???" followed by hysterical sobbing.

    • @DeathTripp1355
      @DeathTripp1355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ok...and who else is going to be around to hear that? these people take it off the porch and go straight to their car and take it home..

    • @hcphcp7114
      @hcphcp7114 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@DeathTripp1355 neighbors...

    • @Mary-kt3em
      @Mary-kt3em 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      DeathTripp1355 the people who are taking it will be scared and know that they know it’s Stolen

  • @forevermorbid8949
    @forevermorbid8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +979

    I can't believe you actually got Macaulay Culkin to guest star after referencing him as your inspiration in the previous video. Fantastic. You're a hero mate.

    • @ieshiaaa
      @ieshiaaa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I was looking for a comment that mentioned this. I agree!

    • @the_empath_etc
      @the_empath_etc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A hero? Of capitalism?

    • @kevinboros7427
      @kevinboros7427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hero?I don't think so. More like rich, accomplished, successful man who managed to make his dreams come true, unlike 99% of the population.

    • @Jonas-it9xw
      @Jonas-it9xw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wait a sec didnt the thiefs get those phones

    • @forevermorbid8949
      @forevermorbid8949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@kevinboros7427 A hero for dishing out some karma on people who's morales allow them to go steal other peoples hard earned property right off their porch. Props for getting his personal idol on his YT video. But yes also respect for a man who's worked hard and accomplished his goals and earned the extra money and free time to do things regular people wouldn't be able to do. I'm sure you're one of the 99% when you're going around YT looking for comments to pick apart. Oh no his word usage he said "Hero", but should of said "rich, accomplished, successful man". Great correction here. Glad you spent the time.

  • @jacobbau8328
    @jacobbau8328 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1430

    That one guy: Dosnt return Mark’s package
    Mark: “I’m about to end this man’s whole career”

    • @dazzlindarrent
      @dazzlindarrent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Underatted

    • @Oxideacid
      @Oxideacid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I genuinely hoped that he had a great time in Texas Furry Fiesta.

    • @jay5on74x9
      @jay5on74x9 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      skittles yamme exactly

    • @Internetguy_L337_90D
      @Internetguy_L337_90D 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why not invite the jehovas ? xD

    • @MrAlfable
      @MrAlfable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Except all the guy has to do is tell his neighbors to watch this youtube video, then gloat about having stolen it.

  • @LordOfSweden
    @LordOfSweden 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    No way you got Culkin to be in this, that is awsome!

  • @LakoIsFun
    @LakoIsFun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1826

    Everyone is talking about the guy "buying headphones", while I'm here wondering why someone would open a stolen package in a public store.

    • @thedevil-em6ge
      @thedevil-em6ge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      He was prolly gonna sell it thats what i would do.....pfftty not that i would every do something like that

    • @beavistechrock
      @beavistechrock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      When you dont have a job and live with mom, you go hang out with the one employed person you know to get out of the house.

    • @tiffanykuo4256
      @tiffanykuo4256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pawn shop

    • @drunkcat9778
      @drunkcat9778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Dave Micolichek I'm pretty sure it was a T-Mobile store though

    • @Choujifangirl
      @Choujifangirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr that was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen a human being do

  • @crooz4185
    @crooz4185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1558

    For me the best part is the: *babe I bought you some headphones* I was dying

  • @clover-il7tf
    @clover-il7tf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2294

    Lol imagine if that kid didn’t open them before giving them to his girlfriend.

    • @Tapatioandchips
      @Tapatioandchips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      KitttyCat Lover that would have been the most amazing payback hahahahah damn I want one for my babies dad Hahahahha I’d pay for one too hahahahah

    • @JonathanoQo
      @JonathanoQo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She wouldn't known he stole it and dead him 😂 that's would've been crazy

    • @lolaplayz3177
      @lolaplayz3177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      KitttyCat Lover instant break up

    • @grapeful9933
      @grapeful9933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Break up 100*

    • @fallonfireblade4404
      @fallonfireblade4404 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      That one was definitely the best xD not even because of the reaction but because of how pathetic it was he was going to give those to his girlfriend claiming he bought them

  • @1JUSTGOTLUCKY1
    @1JUSTGOTLUCKY1 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I feel like putting some indelible ink in the package and know that the thieves will have a hard time getting it off!

  • @PatricksGS
    @PatricksGS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1341

    “I got you a present!”
    *2 seconds later*
    “Uh, April fools!”

    • @kixeusvent
      @kixeusvent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      "But it's January, Steven!?"

    • @parkerwilkins5495
      @parkerwilkins5495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wouldn't mind getting four free phones...

    • @uzahyuga4839
      @uzahyuga4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kixeusvent R/wooosh

    • @kixeusvent
      @kixeusvent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      uzair animations r/wooosh

    • @bucketsilly
      @bucketsilly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      uzair animations woooooooooooooooosh

  • @Crazy.L1ve
    @Crazy.L1ve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2706

    So those two dudes didn’t smell the fart spray, does that mean their room smells bad all the time?

    • @zoru-chan2733
      @zoru-chan2733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      Or it smells worse than the spray...

    • @dr.kawasaki7380
      @dr.kawasaki7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *4:50** Enter SandMan - GlitgibAu!*

    • @johnes2337
      @johnes2337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Then they've gone noseblind

    • @christianthompson4379
      @christianthompson4379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      john es You sir, are my hero

    • @Orangecatty
      @Orangecatty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg i was thinking the same thing lol

  • @annamirosh2085
    @annamirosh2085 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1605

    Jeez that guy that "bought Bose headphones" for his girlfriend makes me lose faith in humanity.

    • @matthewlebo1841
      @matthewlebo1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      🎶 Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon. 🎵

    • @SirValiantIII
      @SirValiantIII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He was looking into the air force too! Ugh makes me lose faith too

    • @danvitty5442
      @danvitty5442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The box didn’t even say Bose lmao why tf did he call them Bose 😂

    • @abas656thegodemperor9
      @abas656thegodemperor9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i already did lose faith in humanity, i dont even think about my future no more

    • @bwwirving5762
      @bwwirving5762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Anna Mirosh HE CALLED BUZZ THE BOSE! LOL

  • @helgashouseofpain
    @helgashouseofpain 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This is great! Thanks for the laugh. And the justice.

  • @raykorupt
    @raykorupt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1506

    You can tell he never bought his “babe” nothing before. Because he is trying to convince her how good the headphones are lmfao.🤦🏽

    • @Djpony5000
      @Djpony5000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I just got to the part lmao

    • @john-nz5pv
      @john-nz5pv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ray Korupt do u mean that he never bought his babe anything or he never bought his babe nothing (as if he always bought his babe something)

    • @gaelmedina1785
      @gaelmedina1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Queenpotatotv Aj which part of the video is it?

    • @abrahamlopez4258
      @abrahamlopez4258 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ray Korupt omg I was laughing so hard when he said I bought you some good headphones and got the glitter

    • @mavstychingco984
      @mavstychingco984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      9:48

  • @theimperfectionist3383
    @theimperfectionist3383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2930

    Person: *steals from mark*
    Mark: *Ah, so you have chosen permanent Scientology and embarrassment.*

    • @margesheppard4153
      @margesheppard4153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      💯 like

    • @midas6099
      @midas6099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      LOL

    • @magnummax78
      @magnummax78 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      IKR! I live in LA, and I can confirm Mark is right about the “church” of Scientology. If they get a whiff that you have ANY money, THEY NEVER LEAVE YOU ALONE. The Baptist grifters of my youth would only come after you for a few minutes before they got distracted counting the money they got off the other fools.
      Not L. Ron Hubert’s sycophants.
      Those mofos are more relentless when you owe them nothing than the IRS gets when you actually do owe them something.

  • @sammichmanjr
    @sammichmanjr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1254

    The fact that so many of those people weren't reacting after the stink spray really concerns me.

    • @marisawoods936
      @marisawoods936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      it probably smells like their houses lol

    • @stephanieedwards4089
      @stephanieedwards4089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      L😆L

    • @ShamblerDK
      @ShamblerDK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      You have to remember those people have extremely limited brain power.

    • @rashadreed6050
      @rashadreed6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yep. they've gone nose blind

    • @markleeknow4452
      @markleeknow4452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Their houses probably smell like weed

  • @Notthatpreppy2.0
    @Notthatpreppy2.0 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    14:27 I love how he's just jumping around 😂

  • @dionnaly7186
    @dionnaly7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3315

    Headphone guy: “Babe I got you headphones.”
    Mark: “Are you sure about that?”

    • @GangurEXE
      @GangurEXE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      "Babe, why is there glitter everywhere?"

    • @Music34897
      @Music34897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Mark: *I'm about to end this man's whole relationship*

    • @Benanonsafety
      @Benanonsafety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He wasnt blurred soooooooo

    • @im2asianstudios522
      @im2asianstudios522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just made your likes 1k. Ur welcome

    • @ladygrim412
      @ladygrim412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Lol that segment was my favorite 🤣🤣🤣 "ok ok I get it... you made your point. You can stop now." Lol

  • @jess_8602
    @jess_8602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2333

    “Babe, I bought you some headphones.”
    Hmm, how you gonna explain this to her?

    • @colechappy5671
      @colechappy5671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      LOL here comes a divorce/breakup

    • @thepigeonman_
      @thepigeonman_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@colechappy5671 ikr

    • @nb5053
      @nb5053 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      HIM! The guy who stole the box gave it his boy friend... hence it's a guy who opened the box

    • @dontlookatmyprofilepic422
      @dontlookatmyprofilepic422 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nb5053 nah, it was literally the same guy talking

    • @MrHistory269
      @MrHistory269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I’ve been wondering what his explanation was

  • @Kastespyd
    @Kastespyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    9:23 how toxic you can be to steal a package and then say:"Babe I BOUGHT you some really good headphones" uhh that's karma but the good one.Edit : OML nerver had so much like on my comment

    • @書けるクマ
      @書けるクマ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Imagine her coming over and asking "where are my headphones you promised?" he's in this deep

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      So he's got a booklet for the U.S. Air Force. I'd find out the local recruiters office and send them that footage and explain what happened. That would definitely throw a wrench in his plans.

    • @gorddatima
      @gorddatima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hes probably a benefit cheat who steals and does nothing useful for the community

    • @babyfriedrice183
      @babyfriedrice183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      pittland44 no offense but the U.S army aren’t typically known for being good people lmfao

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@babyfriedrice183 Why is that funny?

  • @ST4RISD4L
    @ST4RISD4L 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    14:02 😂😂😂😂😂He looks likes he’s gonna cry😢😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @peyton314
    @peyton314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    That guy who “bought his girl some real nice head phones” probably is never going to get married

    • @thefox47545
      @thefox47545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      You'd be surprised what "things" some girls are willing to marry. I doubt this was his first crime and despite his demeanor she still made him her boyfriend.

    • @kitlermit7652
      @kitlermit7652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *_yes_*

    • @fancyacuppa8377
      @fancyacuppa8377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He deserved it

    • @smoothiegreenburg6065
      @smoothiegreenburg6065 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      he prob gets flowers for valentines from the cemetery

    • @emorytatesclips
      @emorytatesclips 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thefox47545 i mean he couldve been doing violent crimes and she was trapped in a toxic relationship.

  • @xorinzor
    @xorinzor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +993

    I love how Mark hypothetically made sure that dude who stole his package would regret it xD
    And just to take it a step further, spend another few hundred dollars on it to make it even better xD

    • @heysaucemikehere1804
      @heysaucemikehere1804 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That part made me way too excited

    • @levinmckevin3287
      @levinmckevin3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wait did mark get back the package?

    • @alfiegoodwin
      @alfiegoodwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@levinmckevin3287 probably not :/

    • @neon-kitty
      @neon-kitty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Though I wish he hadn't financially supported Scientology in the process.

    • @levinmckevin3287
      @levinmckevin3287 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alfiegoodwin oww f

  • @SpaceWizardCosplay
    @SpaceWizardCosplay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +998

    Revenge is a dish best served with a ton of glitter.

    • @Navxcia
      @Navxcia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Allison Chung (student) Hellllo

    • @martinusvork8463
      @martinusvork8463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That sounds like something rSlash would say lol

    • @AspectDuck
      @AspectDuck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And fart spray, apparently

    • @TroiiB
      @TroiiB 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i agree😏

    • @therandomstarfish8209
      @therandomstarfish8209 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      DJ Gamera you’re rite!

  • @robertodebeers2551
    @robertodebeers2551 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Too funny, especially when the guys laugh after the package detonates.

  • @simplywonderful449
    @simplywonderful449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +922

    Guy lies to his girlfriend telling her "I bought you some headphones, some REALLY GOOD HEADPHONES" and then BOOM!

    • @NE-pk8jg
      @NE-pk8jg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Wondering how he would explain why there's no headphones anymore.

    • @tier3rd375
      @tier3rd375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yet it's in a headphones box? Something isn't quite right...

    • @humann9324
      @humann9324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol

  • @jothamsmith2658
    @jothamsmith2658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    I love how indignant some of these people act. Like, they're offended that someone would dare to prank them.

    • @GermanShepherdDaphne
      @GermanShepherdDaphne 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jotham Smith I know right.

    • @Apoc2K
      @Apoc2K 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      For a much cheaper but far more terrifying prank, put a few bags of baking soda in there. Make it look like they just stole a cocaine drop from someone's porch. Win the game by getting them to flee the country.

    • @ChristopherPayneMUA
      @ChristopherPayneMUA 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I was just about to post the exact same thing. Just like last year's.

    • @ravenkunoichi5826
      @ravenkunoichi5826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Dragongameing *THE POLICE WILL BE INFORMED OF THIS HEINOUSNES*

    • @luk8627
      @luk8627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah. They’re mortified.

  • @TheHammerGuy94
    @TheHammerGuy94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Suggestion: for version 3 of this package, make sure they cannot put the lid back on.
    Or if they open it partially, the lidd will eject itself. This will surely increase stress levels.

    • @ayazak
      @ayazak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      u are right

    • @łRedakł
      @łRedakł 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They might be able to get like a thing to come out from the side and block it after the kid triggers activate

    • @aidanjanemcintosh6919
      @aidanjanemcintosh6919 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      or change the glitter with nails and metal shards

    • @restoretheearth2829
      @restoretheearth2829 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aidanjanemcintosh6919 That can get you put in jail a long time.

  • @Поп-щ4к
    @Поп-щ4к 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is really beautiful

  • @Yessumm
    @Yessumm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1609

    I love how they act like they didn’t just steal a package and act like marks a jerk

    • @KuueenKumi
      @KuueenKumi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      That's because these degenerates believe that rules apply to everyone but them. So in their minds, Mark is the only horrible person here

    • @EM-wo6wf
      @EM-wo6wf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Exactly.

    • @rose4490
      @rose4490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@KuueenKumi just cause they aren't cause being violent on video doesn't mean they aren't sociopaths.

    • @M377ow
      @M377ow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ... they stole a package they didnt pay for.... how they act is the give away?

    • @DiegoSpinola
      @DiegoSpinola 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Really says something about how a thief's mind works..

  • @hankshepherd2310
    @hankshepherd2310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +807

    Man signed someone up for the church of Scientology bruh I’m dead

    • @jattprime2927
      @jattprime2927 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @solomon kane ohhhh omg yes

    • @ecj17cel
      @ecj17cel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That just gave me some great ideas...lol

    • @KingOfCamper5
      @KingOfCamper5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Scientologists won't leave Mark now too lol

    • @andyp29
      @andyp29 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @solomon kane big difference. Mormons are generally nice.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hi hank. no uuuu

  • @minecrafter0502
    @minecrafter0502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1929

    Imagine stealing a package and then seeing yourself on a Mark Rober video with millions of views

    • @melissabilbrey1744
      @melissabilbrey1744 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      yeah FOURTY SEVEN MILLION views...

    • @DarkMK365
      @DarkMK365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      They'd probably demand a share of the revenue.

    • @tomchampagne1878
      @tomchampagne1878 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd be like NOPE

    • @syphers2314
      @syphers2314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      imagine setting up everything for 47 million view ... i will ask my friend to grab the box and get shot by glitter if it can bring me millions of likes
      people forgot the box he set up contain 3x LG G5 at 400$ each and he got 10 box ... lolll the guy will literally take the chance to loose 12 000$ for view ?!?!?!
      More easy to ask they're friend to bring back the magic 1 200 $ box

    • @basu3659
      @basu3659 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@syphers2314 he not doing for views... But to teach a lesson for the porch pirates

  • @jennyjean1978
    @jennyjean1978 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That's freaking brilliant!!

  • @abrahamlinkenssphere4236
    @abrahamlinkenssphere4236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3766

    "I was just about to try and find this guy too."
    Spoken like a person who just got glitter bombed

    • @amoongus4423
      @amoongus4423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Abraham Linkens Sphere can you give me a time stamp?

    • @bobbys2643
      @bobbys2643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@amoongus4423 14:30

    • @swanningabout
      @swanningabout 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@amoongus4423 I don't know. Can you?

    • @von...
      @von... 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@amoongus4423 heres a weird concept... just watch the video to completion? wild stuff here, really unachievable by someone who isn't qualified to work at NASA so I know I'm asking a lot, but I think you might have this one.

    • @saaros
      @saaros 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@von... chillax dude, it's just a time stamp, what do you know, maybe they did watch the video but forgot about that specific part and wanted to check it again.

  • @katehana6088
    @katehana6088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1769

    Lol the boyfriend who stole a package to get a last minute gift for his girlfriend

    • @ur_mum2226
      @ur_mum2226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Ome Games they never said they weren’t a thief they just laughed at it kiddo

    • @pokemonslayer3345
      @pokemonslayer3345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@OmeGames that person never said he wasn't a thief smh

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ur_mum2226 why the kiddo part

    • @zebulaun
      @zebulaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @lRaziel1 Derelicts often travel in groups.

    • @rushiaisboingboing4957
      @rushiaisboingboing4957 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I feel bad but I dont

  • @TaylorJones-rk5xu
    @TaylorJones-rk5xu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    “Babe I got you some headphone some Bose headphones some real nice ones” “ surprise mother f*****” I’m dead 😂😂😂

    • @khankola
      @khankola 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

    • @MNU-1211
      @MNU-1211 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea

    • @lumidise664
      @lumidise664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Marshall Pieri he kinda deserved it

    • @rickydixon9664
      @rickydixon9664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "I bought" SUREEE DUDE YOU BOUGHT *over dramatic wink ;) ;)*

    • @heroofthewild4853
      @heroofthewild4853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real nice GLITTER AND FART SPRAY YEEET

  • @tashasimmons747
    @tashasimmons747 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Beauty, brilliance, genius. The awesomeness is just...chef's kiss!

  • @theharmonicaloser9323
    @theharmonicaloser9323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +858

    9:25 "hey babe i bought you some headphones"
    The box: im about to end this mans whole career

    • @Omega-cy6fs
      @Omega-cy6fs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Harmonica Loser relationship*

    • @MrPikachuTheMadman
      @MrPikachuTheMadman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And I liked your comment so no 69 for them instead they get 70

    • @tr4sh_mouth052
      @tr4sh_mouth052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Gimme a sec lemme put a check point lol 1:15

    • @redfirewebsites2275
      @redfirewebsites2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the only way that could of been better is if the "babe" got excited and opened her present and got fart spray all over herself.

    • @mateomartinez7071
      @mateomartinez7071 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FOR REAL

  • @postpollo7238
    @postpollo7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1028

    Next time it should say, “Police notified. Get out while you can.”

    • @WWEWomen-g2d
      @WWEWomen-g2d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What happened at the end, did the police get to them?

    • @postpollo7238
      @postpollo7238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@WWEWomen-g2d no its just to get rid of them

    • @_ynori
      @_ynori 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Or IED armed

  • @chasesheridan3109
    @chasesheridan3109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1552

    “Hey babe i -bought- you some headphones”
    Glitter: imma about to end this whole mans career

    • @kittyxd8785
      @kittyxd8785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Did you mean relationship?

    • @baziliorose1
      @baziliorose1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I don't STEAL... I BORROW FOREVER 😈

    • @bluewinters4570
      @bluewinters4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Except if she likes glitter

    • @noot3315
      @noot3315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hey babe i you some headphones

    • @CosmicIceBerry
      @CosmicIceBerry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Before disaster happened, I kinda feel bad for them

  • @AbsolutelyAri1
    @AbsolutelyAri1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Thank you for using biodegradable glitter

  • @distorres4521
    @distorres4521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    The annoying thing is that these people laugh at the box like they’re in some sort of prank show totally forgetting they actually stole it off the porch rofl

    • @IratePuffin
      @IratePuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Distorres lmao I know did you catch the last guy say twice that he was just about to call the real owner? But then also said he’d thought he’d found him some Bose.

    • @Vloshko
      @Vloshko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, next time there should be a message saying something like "Congratulations thief, you now have AIDS!"

    • @StormEngineer
      @StormEngineer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They won't laugh when the police shows up. ;)

    • @R0ADTRiPPiN
      @R0ADTRiPPiN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy crap I haven’t seen someone say rofl since 2009. Vintage!

    • @distorres4521
      @distorres4521 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R0ADTRiPPiN I’m not a young boy anymore

  • @concongaming
    @concongaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2513

    “Babe I bought you some really good headphones”
    “Operation butt trumpet initiated”

    • @RomeoAirsoft
      @RomeoAirsoft 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      “Butt trumpet” lmao 😂

    • @KillerTruffle
      @KillerTruffle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Then dude tried talking to it, like "all right all right dude, we get it" as though that's going to shut it off.

    • @andrewbansemer6316
      @andrewbansemer6316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      OMG I AM DIEING 😂😂😂😂

    • @diamonddiy5658
      @diamonddiy5658 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone did this comment.....
      Yea sorry.......

    • @Railey_Pg3d
      @Railey_Pg3d 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wished the box was a perfume

  • @straightfromdema
    @straightfromdema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +868

    “Babe i bought you new headphones”
    This was the last he said to his gf, as he was then blasted into space by the glitter

    • @jessicam7398
      @jessicam7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      What would’ve made it better is if he hadn’t opened it beforehand, gave it to his girlfriend, then her learning the hard way that her bf stole

    • @sunshinelove2508
      @sunshinelove2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @joegastly6166
      @joegastly6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      She's still with him

    • @straightfromdema
      @straightfromdema 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joe Gasly wooooosh..?

    • @bhavinpatel9630
      @bhavinpatel9630 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@straightfromdema - Nah, doesn't count in my book