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  • @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377
    @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6319

    "Coming through!"
    *"WEEEEEEEEE"*
    Thats so adorable

    • @voxelivity
      @voxelivity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yup

    • @nightrye9993
      @nightrye9993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      A dumb boi *NOW GIVE IT A GUN*

    • @ljharnish
      @ljharnish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Uh Oh

    • @gabrielnavarrete2397
      @gabrielnavarrete2397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love that part

    • @aidan6620
      @aidan6620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      In the game that voice clip is from when the turret gets thrown into the incinerator so the full voice clip goes like this:
      "WEEEEeeeOHNOOO-"

  • @Iterator_NSH
    @Iterator_NSH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6410

    Dear god- imagine like five of those crawling around a dark house in the middle of the night, chasing you, while saying "I see you!" "Can you please come here?"

    • @necrowmancerowo
      @necrowmancerowo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      I commented something similar about coming across that thing in an abandoned/empty building and it just being like “Deploying... Is anyone there?”
      Like alright, I’mma have to take a hard pass on whatever alien or cyberpunk BS is going on here.

    • @nam6128
      @nam6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Sweet voice "could you come over...here?" *deploying*
      Probably the last thing you hear before being riddled by bullets from an autonomous soccer ball

    • @Iterator_NSH
      @Iterator_NSH 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Imagine. You round the corner of a house you are robbing. It's incredibly dark, and your flashlight starts flickering. Suddenly, out of the silence, comes a voice, metallic and startling. "I see you." Suddenly two more speak out. "Are you there?" "Hello?" Soon, a chorus of voices, slowly advancing ever closer pierce the silent night as you scream in horror.

    • @salhb737tm2
      @salhb737tm2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Portal flashbacks*

    • @thedeterminedsoul4900
      @thedeterminedsoul4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "hellooo?"

  • @NGCHunter2
    @NGCHunter2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    1:04 "There you are"
    *proceeds to shoot bullets with 65% more bullet per bullet*

    • @d3lm119
      @d3lm119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      More bullet per bullet how is that even possible its a science

    • @IEdalynI
      @IEdalynI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      kore nanda shoot the entire bullet so you get 65% more bullet per bullet

    • @thecaptiveidiot4124
      @thecaptiveidiot4124 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      9 months
      wheres the baby?

    • @d3lm119
      @d3lm119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chaotic K9 i agree

    • @duke-vx8xy
      @duke-vx8xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No we need 6ixty9ine

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    After almost 10 years of learning that this robot exists, I'm still surprised that this robot hasn't been adapted by the military for combat.

    • @brandonvelde5774
      @brandonvelde5774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It would be pretty useless for combat, but it has great potential as a device for exploration.

    • @user-CPU-APF
      @user-CPU-APF ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@brandonvelde5774Well if we develop an energy powered weaponry and very high capacity battery it will be terrifying to see them roll like that giant robot from Atomic Heart, and yes, grow it a bit.

    • @Dostoron
      @Dostoron หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nearly everything it can do can be done for cheaper with an RC car. Is probably the biggest reason.

    • @okbuddycirclejerk2228
      @okbuddycirclejerk2228 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@Dostoronactually, nearly anything that can be done by an RC car can be done by a drone, plus not much use for land robots when you can have sky robots for about as much

  • @crypticcroissant
    @crypticcroissant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5244

    There is always that one person in the class that INSISTS on flexing their super cool Bakugan.

    • @nicholas.n6616
      @nicholas.n6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      My fav childhood toy

    • @ilovevitaminc0433
      @ilovevitaminc0433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Fucking old toy thank ya for make me remember it

    • @AndorRadnai
      @AndorRadnai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That would have been me a lot of years ago..!

    • @R4V3-0N
      @R4V3-0N 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Still a new toy in my memory

    • @UkN_Taquito
      @UkN_Taquito 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      when i lost the magnet i would yeet that thing at the floor till it opened

  • @maverickdarkrath4780
    @maverickdarkrath4780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4177

    Imagine these things as security systems in a facility, they'd probably scare most intruders by sound alone

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      and just before the taser came out make thme tihng of how cute it is of a ball only to get zaped with enought power to floor a man just after the portal turrets lock on sound

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Are you kidding, they'd probably try to steal one.

    • @JakeSignalYT
      @JakeSignalYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@dsandoval9396 Have those outer plates be some electrified metal, stun gun covered surface and it will just try and roll after intruders

    • @dsandoval9396
      @dsandoval9396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@JakeSignalYT That's not a bad idea!
      When I worked at FedEx Ground there would inevitably be packages that opened upon damage. We had an account that shipped disposable cameras that had been used up and no longer had film, we messing with the flash to see if they still had power. Because some of these had the cover broken off because of the damage they'd go though, when we pushed the button for the flash we would get shocked because we were touching open leads with our hands. Those things HURT pretty damn bad.
      As a kid I'd mess with my brother's tazer to see if I could stand the pain. No. No I couldn't. One single arc (from one metal node to the other, if you've seen it you know it sounds like, popping/snapping very fast multiple times a second) and I was done.
      The flash mechanism for those disposable cameras were JUST as painful. I'm sure the camera battery was one of those flat ones that looks like a coin or even hearing aid batteries. On this ball in the video you would have more than enough room for multiple shock mechanisms batteries and all, with leads that run along the outside of it, or even completely electrifying the outside by having some type of thin conductive layer on the surface of the ball.
      Very doable.

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I'd be the idiot that died trying to pet it.

  • @Enneamorph
    @Enneamorph 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4728

    To the people that get emotionally attached to Roombas:
    _BOY, have I got just the thing for you_

    • @adumbbuglovingloser3198
      @adumbbuglovingloser3198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      This is why i crave this absolute ball of cute

    • @raiz3r819
      @raiz3r819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      [Michael Reeves has entered the chat]

    • @kingofproxies8025
      @kingofproxies8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@raiz3r819 nice

    • @kingofproxies8025
      @kingofproxies8025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Bubbled Water the robot is link in describshion

    • @flasham4148
      @flasham4148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Or give them a Boomba (roomba with an armed claymore on top).

  • @gammaboost
    @gammaboost ปีที่แล้ว +38

    2012: Funny robot making turret noises
    2023: *Turret crab*

  • @Firedemon72
    @Firedemon72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11435

    "Could you come over here?"
    *Toddler walks away*
    "I never liked her"

    • @official_kex
      @official_kex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      GLaDOS is it u? xD

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Basically me

    • @ADAJ342
      @ADAJ342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Glados in portal 2 in a nutshell

    • @FoxDotCom
      @FoxDotCom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I heard that too and I weezed so h a r d 😂

    • @ones9638
      @ones9638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      GentleKeks same voice actor

  • @Raonodar
    @Raonodar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2841

    How is this simultaneously adorable AND terrifying at the SAME time?

    • @Nightmare10311
      @Nightmare10311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Your not wrong... I'm getting mixed vibes for it

    • @stephenfrench5242
      @stephenfrench5242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      its cuz that is what the developers went for in the Portal games.

    • @nickkurzy2246
      @nickkurzy2246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I bet it would be less creepy to someone unfamiliar with the Portal series.
      Hol up. I got an idea.

    • @shockwolf3217
      @shockwolf3217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      So imagine waking up at like 3 am and just hearing "hello, is anyone out there?" coming from right outside your room

    • @Gatorade_Man
      @Gatorade_Man 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Imitating self destruct

  • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
    @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2807

    If i heard “is anyone there?” In this voice in an abandoned office building echoing throughout the halls, id actually jump out the nearest window immediately.

    • @Garwinium
      @Garwinium 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      same

    • @0xVENx0
      @0xVENx0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      if u hear its echo that means u r already late because the guns are shooting u now

    • @SeaJay_Oceans
      @SeaJay_Oceans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Don't forget your Grav Boots...

    • @orbitingsentientsatellite4361
      @orbitingsentientsatellite4361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      0xVENx0 no, it doesnt. Dont know where you got that info from

    • @RuneSmedstuen
      @RuneSmedstuen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I had the Dalek "Exterminate"-call as my text notification sound years back. While working the nightshift, high on coffee and in complete silence... i all of a sudden recieved a text... Lets just say I changed the sound right after.

  • @unprankable666
    @unprankable666 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Every time I hear the "I'm scared!" line, it breaks my heart. I immediately want to comfort it and tell it that it'll be safe.

  • @jsshadow-lurker5152
    @jsshadow-lurker5152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3408

    0:22 "Is anyone there?"
    *Sad Machine Intensifies*

    • @matoistinger34
      @matoistinger34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ho

    • @matoistinger34
      @matoistinger34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Hi!

    • @Joryho
      @Joryho 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Paracosmic On a loooonely niiiight, was a burning liiiight... one hundred meters would be born of you...

    • @wondermittens1844
      @wondermittens1844 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jordan Ranney and though I know, since you’ve awakened her again, she depends on you. She depends on you.

    • @lhtyeehaw1319
      @lhtyeehaw1319 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That sounds life if a machine got scared

  • @pobat5161
    @pobat5161 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2428

    "I never liked her" DAMN SAVAGE

    • @greggriffith685
      @greggriffith685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      you remind me of a jake paul fan

    • @mintymuffins8630
      @mintymuffins8630 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pobat your lucky I’m your 1000th like

    • @wearevenom4121
      @wearevenom4121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@greggriffith685 so do you

    • @Rei-ds2os
      @Rei-ds2os 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Turret Doesn't like GLaDos

  • @hahgotem3886
    @hahgotem3886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3388

    There are three people in this comment section that think of this robot as:
    1.Cute
    2.Creepy
    3.Both

    • @gren5178
      @gren5178 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its cute

    • @astro_gaming2243
      @astro_gaming2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Cute now give it a sniper

    • @thozaba5384
      @thozaba5384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@astro_gaming2243 But it's cute anyway

    • @astro_gaming2243
      @astro_gaming2243 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thozaba5384 cute but give it a sni-
      Ball bot: *360 no scope"
      Me: what the fu-

    • @hahgotem3886
      @hahgotem3886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@astro_gaming2243 I like the way you think

  • @Francis-ce1qb
    @Francis-ce1qb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Imagine an army of enlarged versions of this thing walking around the city.... that could be an interesting premise for a movie

    • @VoldemarB
      @VoldemarB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It will be horror movie.

    • @plotheplayer6462
      @plotheplayer6462 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GORDON!? THE COMBINE HAVE RELEASED NEW MACHINES INTO CITY17 GORDON GET OUT OF HERE QUICK

  • @foofypotato9695
    @foofypotato9695 5 ปีที่แล้ว +907

    "I'm different!"
    Yes, my precious one....yes you are

    • @MichelleW870
      @MichelleW870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *it is a ball turret*

    • @quentinsandy952
      @quentinsandy952 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Time?

    • @Stealth_Element
      @Stealth_Element 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      “...i never liked her”

    • @Nitsee
      @Nitsee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is getting so wholesome TwT

    • @nicholassammons3881
      @nicholassammons3881 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Foofy potato your profile pic is pure adorableness!

  • @kauboy9816
    @kauboy9816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    "I'm different." Finding and saving that turret was one of the weirdest feelings I've ever had for a nonexistent thing. Almost cried.

    • @DarkDrifter-wz7ry
      @DarkDrifter-wz7ry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Where is the promethious turret?

    • @visiblyconfusedgrimm5342
      @visiblyconfusedgrimm5342 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@DarkDrifter-wz7ry in the turret redemption lines you find him on the second conveyer in portal 2.

    • @asinga2038
      @asinga2038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is more weird in spanish because the turret say hello (in spanish) but when you activate the subtitles says the real thing

    • @Multigamer8000
      @Multigamer8000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@asinga2038 makes it better

    • @FuknKms
      @FuknKms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember that well; I was super intrigued when it talked about Prometheus being punished for giving fire to man by being tied up to be feasted upon by birds. I thought it was a metaphor for glados or something

  • @peteralfano9217
    @peteralfano9217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Could you imagine this thing functioning as a hunter.
    Like you're hiding in the corner and trying your best not to be heard, and you just here this mechanical clicking and shuffling, and a voice goes:
    "Are you still there?"
    Sends chills down my spine

  • @RipRLeeErmey
    @RipRLeeErmey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2001

    And they say robots taking over the world would be a bad thing.

    • @amygustilogaming3748
      @amygustilogaming3748 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      They are false! Just make them innocent but, not ones becuse, well taking the world

    • @christians8821
      @christians8821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I mean... Have you seen Wheatley

    • @roxyisfunnyxd5445
      @roxyisfunnyxd5445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@christians8821 Wheatley the idiot core? Yeah I've heard of him

    • @wiht3630
      @wiht3630 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@roxyisfunnyxd5445 I AM NOT A MORON!!!!

    • @stone_83
      @stone_83 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@wiht3630 YES YOU ARTE THE MORRON

  • @JD-uf3lf
    @JD-uf3lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1821

    0:23
    Imagine being a burglar inside someones house, it's 1 in the morning, you hear mechanical whirring and this voice.
    I'd say it would make a decent home security system.

    • @minerman1049
      @minerman1049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      The turret was made to be sold for home security sooooo.....
      I really want one

    • @hannyfadia2246
      @hannyfadia2246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Give it a gun and It's perfect

    • @nicocathelot1139
      @nicocathelot1139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is

    • @Jam_Axo
      @Jam_Axo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      hellloooo?
      burgler: casually approach the door

    • @plainblocks2
      @plainblocks2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      If they were to add a laser on it, they'd run like hell.

  • @SonicDestroyer12
    @SonicDestroyer12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    0:48 "Wheeeeeeee!"
    What are these feels and where can I get more

    • @quick_light
      @quick_light 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Scream "Wheeeee!" while falling off a cliff
      Now you experience his exitement

    • @roccoleader279
      @roccoleader279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Alex T oh

    • @MCAlexisYT
      @MCAlexisYT 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You mean “files”?

  • @nohbdy9433
    @nohbdy9433 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "Coming through! Weeeeeeeeee!"
    So cute lmao

  • @Logan_935
    @Logan_935 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Loved that
    “Coming through”
    *Robot starts to roll*
    “WEEEEEEEEEEEE”

    • @gabeandmapes
      @gabeandmapes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Put the time where it says “I never liked her!”

    • @UltimateEntity
      @UltimateEntity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea haha

    • @aaronbalchand5475
      @aaronbalchand5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      EEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ImElzth15
      @ImElzth15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "O U,Hey help"
      "Something Is brong"
      "..."
      "Im scared"
      "hello..?"

  • @aidenanderson5196
    @aidenanderson5196 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1983

    1980s:we will have flying cars in the future
    The future:
    1980s:works for me

    • @Alegriacaptions
      @Alegriacaptions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      1980: We will have flying cars in the future. And Black Mesa will go bankrupt!!

    • @Cactuardude
      @Cactuardude 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let me correct you :1980:BETTER

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nah this is bullshit I want more of these in existance
      And for them to be real.

    • @pyrodaprotogen
      @pyrodaprotogen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You say:stonks dude.
      What really is:meme man.
      YOU DONT DESERVE THIS PHONE.

    • @duke-vx8xy
      @duke-vx8xy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe it was already taken

  • @coldwhie1836
    @coldwhie1836 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2816

    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY COMPANION CUBE!

    • @housbous1096
      @housbous1096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      whirlCozy You mean edgeless waited testing cube

    • @sometrash
      @sometrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This has 666 likes

    • @sometrash
      @sometrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So I can't like it

    • @niskajuu
      @niskajuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      hey! It's a Monokuma!

    • @DogMcMeow
      @DogMcMeow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      several jokes in one
      now THATS a great price

  • @Combustible-Lemons
    @Combustible-Lemons ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way it's been programmed to move looks almost... organic; I like it, it makes it almost seem like a strange creature surveying the environment.

  • @jackzicrosky
    @jackzicrosky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1676

    my favorite line is the "i'm different" one

    • @jackzicrosky
      @jackzicrosky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@alexandergreene461 yes, and when i found it in the game i rescued it and did not let it die

    • @abandonedspirit0202
      @abandonedspirit0202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If I could I’d take it to the end of the game with me

    • @jackzicrosky
      @jackzicrosky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@abandonedspirit0202 same, i specifically dropped it before the disintegration field thing so it wouldn't die

    • @DarkDrifter-wz7ry
      @DarkDrifter-wz7ry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexandergreene461 Where and when?

    • @akabami2161
      @akabami2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DarkDrifter-wz7ry 1:20

  • @HoHSiS
    @HoHSiS 4 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    0:46
    coming through! weeeee!
    my heart

  • @lexedmonds9075
    @lexedmonds9075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1698

    Imagine growing up with this thing instead of a dog.

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Runax I highly doubt soon but give it 200 years and ya maybe-

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Runax I mean do you mean 10 years till we create Ai or 10 years till we create robot pets cause we tried with those annoying robot dogs and furbys and neither worked

    • @lucasgomesmoreira8451
      @lucasgomesmoreira8451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think we'll invent a "Woof translator" before robots became pets

    • @lauradeichen7684
      @lauradeichen7684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Runax If Ai was ever actually invented it would most likely be the end of the species it wouldn't be good intelligence doesn't mean being nice to lesser life look at how humans treat animals and all sentient life we have found on earth has a strong sense of self preservation why would a Ai be different why wouldn't it see humans as lesser life to itself if Ai was ever invented the point of humans would change from dominance to being a precursor to them the meaning of our species would have been to create theres if Ai ever existed

    • @devas522
      @devas522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't mind

  • @DerexArchives
    @DerexArchives 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your video will make a fine addition to my "TH-cam algorithm strikes again" collection

  • @TheDoginator
    @TheDoginator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    1:03 'There you are.'
    **gunshots**

    • @Tivallia9010
      @Tivallia9010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You killed a child

    • @protama-kun
      @protama-kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      x_Neobot _x *Sinister tone* gooooooooood

    • @protama-kun
      @protama-kun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vinokai *how many lives have we taken?*

    • @vinokai
      @vinokai 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Phelix Productions *Sinister tone* Many

  • @thatonerex379
    @thatonerex379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    why do the portal turrets voices have to be so damn cute! I feel bad when i pretty much kill them

    • @scootymaster5256
      @scootymaster5256 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Jump'in mech you wanna know something sad? They have a part of them that doesn’t want to shoot you😄. But they are programmed with a part that counteracts that feeling

    • @snickeringdragon
      @snickeringdragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Jump'in mech i hate when they say
      "I dont hate you"
      *CRIES IN A CORNER* IM A FRIKIN MONSTER

    • @snickeringdragon
      @snickeringdragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tattletail ash How is that even possible

    • @teavikyu
      @teavikyu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just turn them around and place them down every time you have to come in contact.
      They won’t be able too shoot you.

    • @leash44
      @leash44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@scootymaster5256 that's depressing

  • @olegoleg258
    @olegoleg258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5379

    So you take a robot...
    ...give it a voice...
    ...make it cute...
    AND *A **_GUN!!!_*

  • @JChristiansenLuckythebrony2222
    @JChristiansenLuckythebrony2222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This thing predicted Wheatley Crab.

  • @3L3CTR4H34RT
    @3L3CTR4H34RT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2859

    The Portal fans at their school: *Just like the simulations*

    • @okaythen4784
      @okaythen4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      *Kicks the ball*

    • @GhaniKeSawah
      @GhaniKeSawah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Time to test the shooting mechanism

    • @michaelbalian3607
      @michaelbalian3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thank you for changing your logo im not impressed😒

    • @TheCuteKyuubi
      @TheCuteKyuubi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@michaelbalian3607 No

    • @lostchapter9219
      @lostchapter9219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It....needs some work, almost there though.

  • @jeff1217
    @jeff1217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +602

    "Coming through.. *WEEEEE*"I'm dying😂

    • @caturlifelive
      @caturlifelive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same wkwkwk 😂 lol 😂

    • @michaelbalian3607
      @michaelbalian3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      weeeeeee? nope its yyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

  • @joshuajames2031
    @joshuajames2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +745

    That voice would be so adorable if I didn't know it belonged to a soulless murder-bot

    • @shibauni9766
      @shibauni9766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same

    • @DamageMaximo
      @DamageMaximo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      it's a cute-bot

    • @iHandleEasily
      @iHandleEasily 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It's literaly armed with a Nerf gun, where is the murder part? At most it would give you a bruise if it hit you. Not saying it's harmless, but you are objectively in more danger walking down some stairs.

    • @joshuajames2031
      @joshuajames2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@iHandleEasily I was referring to the Portal Turret, that's the murder-bot

    • @joshuajames2031
      @joshuajames2031 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@i11egitimate oh?

  • @survroproductions200
    @survroproductions200 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i can't be the only one emotionally weak to not see it as a terrifying thing... right?

  • @heyitsme2259
    @heyitsme2259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    1:20 : « I'm different » so cute *^*

    • @inverted_paradox4170
      @inverted_paradox4170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That's what I try to convince myself every single day

    • @Vanlifecrisis
      @Vanlifecrisis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They say this right before being destroyed :D

    • @mmwosu
      @mmwosu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I remember the first time I heard a turret say that in Portal 1. I was walking around a corner leaving the area and I heard a little fading voice say “I’m different...”.
      I was like “did that just say....?” 😂
      To this day the Portal series has the best writing and voice acting I’ve ever heard in a video game.

    • @Valveiscool.
      @Valveiscool. ปีที่แล้ว

      Prometheus was punished by the god for giving knowledge to man , he was sent to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds

  • @mintyfreshness4363
    @mintyfreshness4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    “Help. Something’s wrong.”
    I love this thing

  • @Akurazi
    @Akurazi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    imagine playing with your friends and your ball just starts walking away

    • @ysuri
      @ysuri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      WEEEEEEEEE4

    • @RRVCrinale
      @RRVCrinale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "If you're not going to take this seriously, I'm taking myself and going home."

    • @delta8989
      @delta8989 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      “Stop cheating dude”

    • @Doc65_unknown
      @Doc65_unknown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      welp atleast you still have 1 left

  • @user-sl1wt1dv4y
    @user-sl1wt1dv4y 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this is the cutest robot dog i've ever seen

  • @elephant90939
    @elephant90939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +746

    I'm 29. And this thing makes me want to believe Santa is real.

    • @onemanarmyoma0155
      @onemanarmyoma0155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      What do you mean? That Santa ISN'T real??

    • @ragnaky9151
      @ragnaky9151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 Santa is real of course, he must have mistaken

    • @arvisgames
      @arvisgames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 santa is a real faker

    • @faltanato6375
      @faltanato6375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 santa is real,he is just broke cuz he didn't sell that well so he started to sell their elfs as sex slaves and services,he controll Pornhub and Xvideos now.

    • @DEEProjector
      @DEEProjector 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@onemanarmyoma0155 satan, not santa

  • @Updoggo1
    @Updoggo1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2593

    "I'm Coming Through!!!! WEEEEEEE!!!!!"
    Me: AAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    -Walrus 2015

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Updoggo it's so adorable

    • @FlamestoneDragon
      @FlamestoneDragon 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i just saw that part just as u said that xDD

    • @tadeogomez7303
      @tadeogomez7303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      0:47

    • @The_Serious_Chicken
      @The_Serious_Chicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -2020

    • @Updoggo1
      @Updoggo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@The_Serious_Chicken completely forgot about this comment and its my most popular one lol

  • @Winterheart-fz8rd
    @Winterheart-fz8rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +589

    If that bot is armed with a small turret, we'd all be running for our lives.

    • @thekingofcats197
      @thekingofcats197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Spider with a ak-47

    • @kajek1229
      @kajek1229 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And hear a weeeeee closing

    • @The_DemonKing
      @The_DemonKing ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@thekingofcats197
      Man at legs

    • @Count_Wankula
      @Count_Wankula 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Given recent situations... if this was attached to a claymore/ IED, I would never set foot on a battlefield. Fuck that would be terrifying.
      Legit fkn Spider Mines!

  • @egodewav7810
    @egodewav7810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That little girl is old enough now to know that the robot never liked her

  • @sunsetskyy
    @sunsetskyy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    ....
    *THIS VOICE IS SO CUTE*

    • @miguelsolano6812
      @miguelsolano6812 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You though you can compete with the turret

    • @Spl1ceEatsChairs
      @Spl1ceEatsChairs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kanna Kamui YEAH!!!

    • @andrewvoong813
      @andrewvoong813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @RadDrew42 so does that mean the ap sap in tf2 is cannon cause it neutralizes hostile machines?

    • @hamatopurity4012
      @hamatopurity4012 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kanna Kamui wild to think the actress for GLaDOS also voiced the turrets tbh

    • @dulguunch089
      @dulguunch089 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like portal 2 voice

  • @project_exe7581
    @project_exe7581 4 ปีที่แล้ว +841

    Imagine hearing this voice when you're at the office, at night, alone.
    hElLo.....Is AnYoNe ThErE.....ArE yOu AlOnE....... THERE YOU ARE......

    • @tigerxra8515
      @tigerxra8515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I'd sprint faster than Sonic toward Doors or windows to get outside.

    • @jebadia_mimes704
      @jebadia_mimes704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Id be like "oooooh a rock its my lucky day!" And then throw it on where it is and it'll go in circles

    • @GunnarTobus
      @GunnarTobus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Imagine opening a door, and then you just hear this thing say from down the hall, “Activated.”

    • @pixistix_
      @pixistix_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stolen comment idea :/

    • @okaythen4784
      @okaythen4784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Screams: *FOR THE CHANCELLOR*

  • @TyphusAndronicus
    @TyphusAndronicus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    Not gonna lie, this thing would make a pretty great Portal enemy

    • @SemiO11
      @SemiO11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      TheMadBaron It really would, something like the roller mine from hl2

    • @russhu4265
      @russhu4265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Portal Friend*

    • @snuppssynthchannel
      @snuppssynthchannel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Brain Salad Surgery!

    • @yupitscabby
      @yupitscabby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      companion turret

    • @darealxbox
      @darealxbox ปีที่แล้ว +1

      P2 beta

  • @honor_gamer
    @honor_gamer หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When this recommended on December 20, 2024... I still remember i like this video like maybe 3 years ago... this is a fantastic demonstation of A.I. round triangle'd sphere with Portal "Android" sounds.

  • @joeygudakunst6596
    @joeygudakunst6596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    The future of ADORABLE!

  • @s.u.2412
    @s.u.2412 7 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    That is so adorable. Shut up and take my money already, I want one of these rolling around my house being a smartass.

  • @aleafyshadow
    @aleafyshadow 7 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    Skynet has Won.

    • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
      @reginaldmustardbacon5866 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      i welcome the cute voices of our overlords

    • @michaelfixedsys7463
      @michaelfixedsys7463 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skynet will always win

    • @mr.meloetta1939
      @mr.meloetta1939 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This is an Aperture Science product you uncultured swine

    • @Scole718dog
      @Scole718dog 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mr.meloetta1939 man i didnt know cave johnson had a youtube channel

  • @Connvr11
    @Connvr11 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Omg I found this video again I remember when I was younger I wanted one

  • @Riku_u
    @Riku_u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    2020: aaawww so cute
    2045: they call "the wrecking ball"

    • @TooManyPixels
      @TooManyPixels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yes

    • @idnman1259
      @idnman1259 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      👆👌

    • @thedjguy4535
      @thedjguy4535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      333 likes

    • @KoDar0320
      @KoDar0320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Hammond rollings intensifies*

    • @notatimetraveler6444
      @notatimetraveler6444 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Certified time traveler here to ask how the feck did you know?

  • @OEDODRAGON
    @OEDODRAGON 4 ปีที่แล้ว +465

    Imagine hearing this 0:27 late at night, when you are home alone.

    • @MaxMotherfucker
      @MaxMotherfucker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It sounds weirdly musical

    • @michaelbalian3607
      @michaelbalian3607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is anyone there? YEAH SOMEONES THERE YOU LITTLE SHIT!

    • @mateojbuteler8974
      @mateojbuteler8974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      im hearing it at 2:30 home alone, plain darkness
      but this turret his hella cute i wanna hug it

    • @kyojin_9526
      @kyojin_9526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aght imma head out
      FROM LIFE

    • @ShiratoriIsOffline
      @ShiratoriIsOffline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@mateojbuteler8974 dude.... I just clicked it thinking it was a timestamp

  • @captaincaboose1011
    @captaincaboose1011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @hello.9958
    @hello.9958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I have never felt like a want to protect something this much in my whole life

  • @juukachan3510
    @juukachan3510 8 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    *Coming through, Whee~!*

    • @stevenfaz2385
      @stevenfaz2385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Juuka Chan *nevermind her*

    • @Scothulu
      @Scothulu 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *Help!...Somethings Wrong... Im Scared!*

  • @alienatedKittykat
    @alienatedKittykat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    "I'm fiiiine"
    "Is anyone there?" "Helloooo?"
    "Resting" "Goodnight"
    "I'm scared"
    "Could you Come over here?" "I never liked her"
    My favourite ones

    • @feverishtubefeverishtubepl5712
      @feverishtubefeverishtubepl5712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Where is “coming thru. Wweeeeeeee” ????

    • @pamisachan
      @pamisachan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@feverishtubefeverishtubepl5712 yeah I loved the "weeeeee" 😂😂

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    1:04 Go on, just try and get close to that baby. Ha! Your funeral.
    Cave Johnson, we're done here.

  • @subpng
    @subpng ปีที่แล้ว +1

    almost 11 years later, I W A N T I T

  • @just_beau_with_headphones8946
    @just_beau_with_headphones8946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    0:09 just the panels open and then “I’m Fineee” is both cute and hilarious

  • @hanaeve__
    @hanaeve__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2189

    Valve making turrets:
    Okay.. make it look like an elongated potato.
    *Okay..*
    Give it one eye in the center of its body.
    *Alright..*
    Give it three legs. And a really cute voice so the player feels bad for it.
    *I- okay? Is that it? That seems pretty norma-*
    Fill it with bullets and give it mini guns.
    *W h a t*

    • @elizabethojinal4228
      @elizabethojinal4228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Blueberry Sans!!!!!!

    • @pathibalan2279
      @pathibalan2279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      God makes things

    • @joeltehguy
      @joeltehguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That one employee: you are a genius

    • @quinnlim5104
      @quinnlim5104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Makes me think of the God creates things series by PM Seymour

    • @davidschi3762
      @davidschi3762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      that's the point of a turret... it's supposed to attack

  • @angelcolon1397
    @angelcolon1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Why isn’t nobody talking about the frightened baby? I swear that kid when it grows up is gonna have nightmares about the weird spherical spider calling him in his dreams.

    • @NineSun001
      @NineSun001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Unless the toddler has the fragile of an american who needs meds and docs every five minutes something unexpected happens he will be fine.

    • @Minimize501
      @Minimize501 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@NineSun001 America has literally nothing to do with anything going on here...

    • @angelcolon1397
      @angelcolon1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@NineSun001 what does america even has to do with the video or the joke i just said? why do you europeans hate americans so much?

    • @DalionHeartTTV
      @DalionHeartTTV 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      To be fair, that child didn't hear the voices we were hearing. Those were sound files from the game Portal and Portal 2 being skillfully edited into the scenes.

    • @angelcolon1397
      @angelcolon1397 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DalionHeartTTV wow it really had me fooled lol

  • @Jeremiah-x2m7x
    @Jeremiah-x2m7x 16 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    0:38 “self test error” is so cute and funny lol

  • @loafthebread8771
    @loafthebread8771 8 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    The voice is so cute
    I CANT

    • @codybuckler6027
      @codybuckler6027 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah killing the turrets always made me feel bad after...

    • @thatonerex379
      @thatonerex379 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same when i saw one on the conveyor belt i saved it and cried when it disintegrated... now i feel depressed again.

    • @WulfSkoll
      @WulfSkoll 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jump'in mech oh no, ball at now saente. run

    • @cheesymasenko1568
      @cheesymasenko1568 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The voice is not coming from the robot, those are lines from Portal 2 if u get the robot tho u can place a speaker on one of its legs or where there is more space

    • @amirrezaa3808
      @amirrezaa3808 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cody Buckler
      I don't kill them.i usually face them to a wall so they can't shoot.

  • @Ragdollpropchannel
    @Ragdollpropchannel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    "Coming through! Weeeee!"
    I'll take 10.

    • @ktc776
      @ktc776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *I'll take your entire stock!*

    • @Thatonecornsmoker
      @Thatonecornsmoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I LL TAKE YOUR ENTERPRISE SIR!!

    • @ChaGoreMag
      @ChaGoreMag 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'lL tAkE yOuRe EnTiRe StOcK

    • @yifeiren8004
      @yifeiren8004 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Step aside, I will take all stock including further

  • @jadekaay
    @jadekaay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +280

    *"Help.. Nothing's wrong"*
    - Morph Hex III

    • @Bob-es4ru
      @Bob-es4ru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      It said “Something” not “Nothing”.

    • @madeleinecookie2217
      @madeleinecookie2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He said Nothing's Wrong

    • @madeleinecookie2217
      @madeleinecookie2217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Bob-es4ru 0:53 Help, Nothing's wrong..

    • @eleSDSU
      @eleSDSU 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@madeleinecookie2217 Clearly saying "something's"

  • @fabianramos-up6wm
    @fabianramos-up6wm หลายเดือนก่อน

    Now this, this is what i expected for the future, but this was 12 years ago

  • @TheTechNerd365
    @TheTechNerd365 10 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    "Will you come over here..." "I never liked her"

  • @Istianco
    @Istianco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2287

    Normal people: Omg, this is so cool and cute.
    US military: Can it fit a Minigun?

    • @justiceforjoggers2897
      @justiceforjoggers2897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      "But can we fit fifteen troops and a slushie machine?"

    • @ineptspecimen2280
      @ineptspecimen2280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Probably like a smart bomb?

    • @itsyaboythewendigo8321
      @itsyaboythewendigo8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You could probably fit it with spikes

    • @vomm
      @vomm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one thinks this thing is "cute"

    • @noblesicks
      @noblesicks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      portal turret bots

  • @noise9355
    @noise9355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Who else thinks this is kinda cute?

    • @yukinezx342
      @yukinezx342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its cute

    • @nicolrb2210
      @nicolrb2210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      “Kinda”?

    • @TreyDobe
      @TreyDobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It would be even cuter with a gun

    • @Cactuardude
      @Cactuardude 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone

    • @DkKombo
      @DkKombo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Absolutely

  • @cabbagyboi9129
    @cabbagyboi9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I think the creepiness mostly just comes from the fact that everything else is dead silent

  • @PixelLeaff
    @PixelLeaff 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2074

    When that robot said "wheeeeeeeeeeeee!" it makes me want to rewatch that part because IT WAS SO ADORABLE.
    Edit: DAAANG THIS DUMB COMMENT WAS MADE FROM A 13 YEAR OLD 3 YEARS AGO, WHY AM I GAINING LIKES

    • @Littlejudokick
      @Littlejudokick 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ikr XD

    • @wheatley8741
      @wheatley8741 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      0:48

    • @Nohhjkl
      @Nohhjkl 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      thats adorable? well no shit.

    • @s_a_mantha
      @s_a_mantha 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Some Mii Gunner.
      Ikr X3

    • @undeadgomez
      @undeadgomez 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Some Mii Gunner. YUPPPP

  • @jackothelantern
    @jackothelantern 7 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    Ow! What a cute thing.
    -TARGET AQUIRED
    WAIT! WHAT?!
    RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATTATATATAT

    • @greggriffith685
      @greggriffith685 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bob, this is the worst comment i've ever seen.

    • @tuulofdstrxn
      @tuulofdstrxn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      More probably, "Clickclickclickclickclickclickclick- I'm one of the bad ones, aren't I?" :P

    • @dqscout
      @dqscout 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s portal turret logic for ya They start out cute then boom they shoot you multiple times everywhere

    • @MrsMapleMoth
      @MrsMapleMoth 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      dqscout with the lemons

    • @kurtknispel.5281
      @kurtknispel.5281 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A 10 coming through!, BRRRRRRRRT. whoops I layed on the trigger.

  • @theimmortalchampionrumbler25
    @theimmortalchampionrumbler25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    Morphex: talks in turret voice
    Me: ಠ__ಠ im in danger

    • @trollingnoobs8384
      @trollingnoobs8384 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh hell no

    • @SHF40k
      @SHF40k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bruh

    • @rakeshb7378
      @rakeshb7378 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The symbol used for the eyes are from a language it's pronounced as 'tah' in Kannada

  • @Bombiedude.
    @Bombiedude. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    If I had that thing in my life one day I wouldn’t mind because it’s that adorable

  • @lordrain8
    @lordrain8 8 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    This with an AI voice box = probably best robot companion

  • @TheHolyToaster
    @TheHolyToaster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    THIS IS IT, IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THIS VIDEO FOR 7 YEARS
    I am so glad I found it again, these were the first types of videos I watched

  • @confusioned2249
    @confusioned2249 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Sadness: **literally just existing**
    0:46 : I don't think so

  • @Revthetankman
    @Revthetankman 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Anyone else originally find this because you were obsessed with portal but there wasn’t much portal content at the time so this was the most entertaining thing you could find?

  • @catmonkshiro
    @catmonkshiro 7 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    okay... first... this needs to be a thing. like it actually needs to talk like a portal 2 turret :P
    second: I want one. that has to be the most adorable piece of technology to exist.

  • @NoMoreHero51
    @NoMoreHero51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Just imagine that on the actual battlefield with that voice xD

    • @towoaster653
      @towoaster653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah except ya slap a mine on top of it, then it’s proper deadly

    • @pizzaclock9732
      @pizzaclock9732 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@towoaster653 slap a mf c4 on that

    • @sacktheripper786
      @sacktheripper786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And it just murders an entire country

  • @supereece9000
    @supereece9000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    this is adorable, and fucking scary at the same time

    • @barrydorado3732
      @barrydorado3732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cute noise terret

    • @barrydorado3732
      @barrydorado3732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace

    • @barrydorado3732
      @barrydorado3732 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      COMING PRO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @lukatolstov5598
      @lukatolstov5598 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ

  • @indecisive4251
    @indecisive4251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    0:15 when puberty hits

  • @peaceofpie94
    @peaceofpie94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I want these to be mass produced so I can get my grubby hands on one omfg

    • @Ubeogesh
      @Ubeogesh 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      if every1 has them that would be mainstream and boring

    • @peaceofpie94
      @peaceofpie94 10 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      i don't think a talking, rolling little robot buddy with the cutest voice ever would get boring anytime soon tbh

    • @chrisgaming9567
      @chrisgaming9567 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And unlike a pet animal you wouldn't even have to feed it or clean up it's shit!

    • @TLAO777
      @TLAO777 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      jeanny -tini me too

    • @wrmoose6542
      @wrmoose6542 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      they have not came out yet. they was testing the ROBOT

  • @coffeeaddict2609
    @coffeeaddict2609 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    How this ended up in my recommended, idk but this was adorable

  • @clarkstone439
    @clarkstone439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I can honestly see nasa viewing this as a great design for exploring various terrain.
    I mean, between the self rolling fast locomotion, and the legged walking mode, i can honestly see this traversing a variety of different terrain.

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's a reason the rovers travel at a fraction of a mile an hour and it's not because we can't design faster ones, there is a lot of delay and obstacles to navigate, jagged rocks that puncture even their metal treads, you don't want to roll your billions of dollars precisely calibrated equipment millions of kilometers away in the sand and jagged rocks and risk damaging it.

  • @LifeLineAO
    @LifeLineAO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Wee~eeee~eee~eee"

  • @trollbreeder2534
    @trollbreeder2534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    2012: no
    2013: no
    2014: no
    2015: no
    2016: no
    2017: no
    2018: no
    2019: OK NOWS THE TIME MAKE IT SHOW UP ON EVERYONES RECOMMENDED

  • @breanawantsahug.9107
    @breanawantsahug.9107 8 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    1:25 "i never liked her" XD

  • @starmie9388
    @starmie9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    GLaDOS : Take it this one is defective..
    Turret ball : Im different!
    Me (As chell) : This turret now belongs to me!

  • @azar5255
    @azar5255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is AMAZING! i rly love this!

  • @SpitfireTheWolf
    @SpitfireTheWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    0:23 Is anyone there? Oh. Hi!
    *Sad Machine by Porter Robinson starts playing*

  • @theatomickatz
    @theatomickatz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    Holy shit. All of my money.

    • @theatomickatz
      @theatomickatz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      i know this.

    • @rhodrigoyamamoto3563
      @rhodrigoyamamoto3563 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Shut up and take my money!

    • @fishiecapricorn
      @fishiecapricorn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Shut and take my minecraft diamonds 💎 😍😍😍😍

    • @iambutter25
      @iambutter25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      DeepDonutfatality I don't think anyone would want that

    • @shimmafreestyleh6435
      @shimmafreestyleh6435 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lalonyx shut up and take all my cakes!!! - Freestyleh

  • @stevenfaz2385
    @stevenfaz2385 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    0:33 i immediately thought it was gonna do the turret song

    • @Artameful
      @Artameful 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Steven Faz2 they should have implemented that. I NEED IT

  • @MrBalaki97
    @MrBalaki97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is so damn cute I didn’t know I need one till now. 😊

  • @tomatoblast3465
    @tomatoblast3465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    It: I'm scared...
    Me: **MANLY SCREAMING** TIME FOR A CRUSADE BOIS!