r/Rareinsults | is this right??
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I heard my niece call someone an “overdone toaster strudel,” I have never been more proud.
I randomly thought of the insult of calling someone a “Sarah-induced microscope” once.
@Plushpocalypse what did they do?
9:08 No no no, see, the default character is always the absolute most generic, the exact middle ground in all traits. What this is implying is that Zuck looks like what you'd get if you took the exact average of every physical trait a human can have and put them together to make a person. Which is _exactly_ what an alien trying to blend in would do. Dude's right on the boarder of the Uncanny Valley, one good smack away from falling in.
i feel like mark zuckerburg has his own goddamn essence and aura around him does he never shower his alienation off?
Mark Zuckerberg looks like what would happen if you took every human on earth, mixed them all together, and removed any slight showing of anything remotely interesting at all.
(Also you can’t fool me goat man)
man hears "anthropomorphic" and thinks it means furry like the word doesn't mean "has human characteristics."
Someone says anthropomorphic. Then eventually it ends up in a sitcom, book, movie, commercial, or etc played by or as a human. Then well, you know how the internet and the meme flowchart goes, your comment says so
Yeah because there's also anthro objects. Idk, like Chip from beauty and the beast or the broomsticks from fantasia (which, yes, are both from Disney but they were immediate thoughts that are rather well known)
Yea I hate how people confuse that. As if humsns aren't just anthro gorrilas.
@@chee.rah.monurB anthro gorillas 💀
@@me0wth01 Hey,we evolved from apes,so I'm not really WRONG am I?
"your mother should've eaten you when your bones were still soft"
A guy - 2022
Yes, yes she should have..
4:52 Fun fact: one of the core creators of Facebook, who was basically who put very much all the money in the project, was charged with forcing cannibalism to a chicken that he was tasked to keep for weeks to enter the house from the university, like an "acceptance entry to become part of them".
He simply give the chicken the cafeteria chicken wing because the animal was curious and wanted to eat it a bit. It was found thanks to the testimony of a girl who saw everything from afar.
You happen to have the source for that? My curiosity’s been piqued
further evidence that they were aliens
I can't be the only one who loves jacks laugh and his voice
You’re not
a bit gay innit bruv
you’re not
You’re not lol
You are.
1:50 when the editor finally had enough of Jack's shenanigans
He can just delete his entire recording and just show the posts if he wanted
I have the power 😈
I always appreciate it when the editor adds in some gags too lol
What was he gonna say tho?
@@RandomKennyyour the editor?
That doggo in the thumbnail low key cute tho
not fr not fr
Go back to making clickbait videos and leave the legit videos alone.
@@Carlos-cm3ul vyolayshon
That's not a rare insult.
The dog looks almost as bad as your channel
Jack: I'm Australian
also jack: can't pronounce "Norris and Ricciardo"
2:08: Lowe's and Home Depot are two very similar yet competing US hardware stores. As a Lowe's employee, I've been told a rumor that the company was founded by Home Depot's founder's ex-wife. So yeah. Also, after working in a building with a nice palette of light gray, white, and blue for about a year, Walking into a home depot where the color pallet is usually bright construction orange and dark gray is just an assault on my eyes.
Home depot is superior
11:34 That's Doug Demuro. People ask him to come to them and give a tour of their cool car, take it out on the road, and then give his thoughts. He doesn't actually own that car, he's borrowing it from someone.
3:00
Filipino here, I'd say that's an understatement
It's more so if UN was a country
its great when Jack doubles or even triples the burn factor
Fun fact: when u behead a chicken, the other chickens will get close to drink the blood.
So yeah chickens just ARE cannibals by nature 😂 Dinosaurs amirite
Jack: I watch too much anime
Me: NO SUCH THING!!!
The pixar-looking guy looked like Riley's dad from inside out without the "THINK MARK!" moustache
4:50 this might seem like a joke, all fun and games but anyone who has kept chickens will know that they WILL cannibalize each other if given the chance. And those feathered freaks give no fucks if their victim is still cluckin', if theyre hungry enough theyll peck anything _remotely edible_ to shreds
I can confirm, this is something quite normal
Including us if they were bigger than us
@@seankenny174 nah I'm sure if you were to somehow fall unconscious in the coop for an extended period of time theyd likely peck you to pieces as well
Ok, I am now 1000x more scared of chickens. How did someone associate the word "chicken" with a coward?
They truely are the relatives of raptors.
Lol jacks voice always calms me down after a rage quit
"Visually speaking, what is that?"
That would be people drowning, Jack.
0:15 bro looks like the bully’s henchmen friend and the nerd the bully is targeting at the same time
Looks like a principle in a cartoon too
Nailed it
you nailed it
there is no more perfect description of that abominable kiwi
(Guys i called him [insert adjective] with funi random thing which mean funi rare haha insult rikght??? thnk for updoots)
8:45 hearing Jack mispronounce Ricciardo's name when he's Australian is really funny to me
2:47
My first thought was “Wait, but Degrassi’s not a Disney show” and then it clicked
1:55 Jack what have you done
3:55 oh good it wasn't just me who made the Neon Genesis Evangelion connection.
This is so much better than older videos! The dark mode switch instead of the light mode (don't know when this happened) makes my eyes not hurt.
No we should 100% make smokers be associated with furrys, make them feel more embarrassed about their horrible addiction
rare insults is always one of my favorites
02:02 you know anthropomorphising doesnt mean 'making a furry' right? it means giving humanlike characteristics. Like putting bendy hose arms and legs and a face on a cigarette...
All words end up losing meaning because of dumb people online
The hitchhiking and comercial planes thing legit got me
Amber's lawyers were totally betting on the "believe women" angle, no matter what, and didn't have any real defence other than that.
Even her recordings are bogus, because you can hear how he talks in those that he knows something is wrong with her acting as if she cared about him.
Chickens bloody love cannibalism. That's like a Joker level "give the people what they want" backhanded compliment, lol.
"Let's not furrify cigarettes"
Jack, 2k22
"Which one is the beater box, sir?" 😆😆
Oh sweet summer child... there are yiffed ones already.
14:06 dude looks like an aye-aye, Jesus Christ, those drinks are now doomed to a slow, horrible death.
2:55 im Filipino and i can confirm this
"Elongating his musk" only Jack 😂😂😂😂
1:52 LIKE WHAT, JACK? LIKE WHAT??
This channel is our lord and saviour when it comes to gaming
"I wish I was that fly"
"no wonder she looked disgusting"
I'll be honest, that's the only thing that made me laugh, something is wrong with me...
11:16 Pete looks like a second grader that tried snorting smarties in front of the cool kids and acted high for the rest of the day.
1:48 I come from an pacific islander background and we Boil Green Bananas. They go good with raw fish. :d
Elon elongating his musk cracks me up so damn much pls never stop Jack
My dad decided that to save food waste he would feed chicken to our chickens. When we explained to him that that was cannibalism and was unethical, he didn’t see any issue with it. Surprise surprise he’s not a great guy. Anyone who seems feeding chicken to a chicken ethically okay is not alright…
I mean my chickens ate one of the other chickens when it died. I mean they all died like a week later, but still, I don't think the chickens mind
I've seen my chicken eat one of their eggs even though I've fed them in the morning... i was furious so I steal the rest and make an omelet for dinner
Dude, chickens will literally kill eachother to eat the dead body, as well as eating their own eggs, for extra protein. They'll also kill and eat small rodents and birds for the same reason. There's absolutely nothing unethical about an animal doing something it's always done. Did you even research chickens before you bought one?
Your be surprised by what chickens are cool with eating. They eat each other, their own eggs, all that jazz. Ethics are fuzzy in the animal kingdom.
6:06. That looks like someone from my chemistry class who is only there because they want to take up dentistry, and doesn’t “get” half the content.
the reason that all police stations all have that one big police officer is the same reason why all football teams have that one big guy on the team they can’t run far or fast but they can truck the crap out of other’s
13:26 "Hey Vsauce, Michael here! No, I'm not really Michael ... _or am I?"_
1:47 ... what the fuck, I REALLY hope he isn't joking about what I think he's joking about
I’m so confused but I know it was really bad
0:34 And here we have Elon elongating his musk~
*Lmao I'm dying fr XD*
3:40 man looks like a Stretch Armstrong
3:53 ALSO what I think when I hear that word. I'm not into anime but my boyfriend has shown me a couple and he made me watch. ALL. OF. IT. It's not a bad show but it's emotionally intense and he was like, "well only watch 9 hours of squidgame after you've watched the 20ish hours of this". He still hasn't finished squid game with me and it's been longer than I took me to watch all of Neon Genesis with him (obviously we didn't watch everything all at once with either).
1:48 How is eating green bananas an insult??
imagine being australian
(coughs in gday mate)
1:51 where the hell did that joke come from
LegalEagle looks like an anime lawyer
“The only subreddit that’s the story of my life”
14th time asking:get all the narrators together in like a discord call and review r/justguysbeing dudes together. Like get Emkay crew, the EZPZ guys,Damien of DeeLee,the people at Ask Emkay,all of them. Even Zach.
Some good old fashion Wildspartanz chaos
What about Lexi?
@@dunefox8 I typed that from memory in under 2 minutes.dont think I forgot.even the people on the new channel * Ask Emkay *
I don't know about them yet,but one Joey,another Gavin,and another Troy.
I'm unsure if there are more.
But Lexi and the Ask Emkay gang count.and Lexi is in Emkay soooooo
@@Punky_TallKnightStan I know. But Lexi is a she
@@dunefox8 welp.
Shell just be the one who doesnt understand and makes everything 5 times funnier as of result lol
0:23
the dude looks both like Leo Messi and Ryan Reynolds at the same time
6:00 never thought I would see naomi on emkay...
her TH-cam is 'naomi jon' btw
Damn, can't wait for some cigarette yiff
when it showed the pictures of someone looking like multiple other people idk why but i thought of stanley pines from gravity falls
i like to tell people “you are the human equivalent of the grimey mac and cheese stuck at the bottom of a dumpster behind a public british school” it’s a fight ender.
Jack:Mentions Neon Genesis Evangelion
Me:ZAETOHU ARE SHIOTUETE
what?
when I try to draw a dog while looking at a picture of a dog
Jack sounded like a veggietales character in the last few seconds of the video
Did I just hear Jack really say Anthony fantano is a mustache away from being Hitler, that's actually hilarious and almost correct with him and his fans.
4:58 my dad's girlfriend does this to her chickens, doesn't even phase me from all the things I've seen she does. The witch.
I can assure you, most cheap chicken you buy from the store has been fed chicken. It's a common practice, and chickens will eat other dead chickens naturally.
13:34 blud looks like a budget Vsauce from Etsy
Here’s a rare insult:
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nobody has ever said that before, so technically its rare.
Well, gjhjvkdkcjforpdjfkdoflf yourself 😜
4:50 My gym/health teacher has a parrot that eats chicken. I call him "Mr. Cannibal".
(jack) oh god someone arrest me (that one fbi agent watching this video) say no more
6:24 I think I know what song he's referring to
2:52: Ah yes, Drake & Josh, the famous "Disney" show. It was Nickelodeon, not Disney!
13:01 Tamatoa is a goddamn chad, bro. Being compared to him is a compliment and a half, haha.
Awesome video!
3:32 Sounds a bit like Abridged Nappa
6:54 Yeah, I thought she lost them, too, but they're just behind her back. If you look closely, you can see some of her left arm.
3:01
As a Filipino, yeah pretty much, we are
The difference between Lowes and Home Depot is that one is Bunnings and the other is also Bunnings.
Me when someone else is Australia:
*REALLLY?? I thought I was the only one1!!!11*
0:45 How can we take anyone like that even seriously?
Trying to insult someone, but then using "ur" instead of "You're" in your sentence...
1:09 ah yes, the famous DC movie: Avengers Endgame
After spending about 2 months trying to get Google to accept my gift card credit cards to buy the new Chromecast With Google TV, I took a bus over to Lowe's and they happily accepted my money to buy one from their shelves.
Hey Jack! I know you love dragon's (I do too.) So I am suggesting a book series called Wings of Fire!! I hope take my suggestion. :)
LMAO ahh love Emkay
“let’s not fur-ify cigarettes”
*DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS*
Physical stress can compromise the immune system, which would in turn allow compromised cells to grow into a tumor. Normally you have a few compromised cells all the time, but your immune system will take care of them. If it can't anymore, you're in trouble.
That's the closest string I could draw. If anything, that guy "coming out" should have been a simple relief for everyone. Everybody who knew him well already knew.
9:08 Remind me in an year when this ages like milk
Fun fact, if you don't trim the tip of a chicken once in a while, the chicken will start eating itself!
And you need to isolate an injured chicken so it won't be eaten by other chickens.
Chickens are infact, cannibalistic.
Emkay. Can you put this comment in the next r/blessed images? Because one time I was at my cousin’s house. A bird fell into the pool they had there and it was drowning, My dad found it and took his sock and wrapped it around the bird. Hours later he brought the bird inside and me and my cousins were surprised. A few minutes later me and my dad built it a temporary cage, it kept trying to fly so shortly after we let it go, but it never flew. So we put it on a pear tree and it flew into a big nearby bush, that was the happiest day of my life!
PERFECT! My little sister called the other sister a “bald headed donkey” today.
Mf is your sister Gordon Ramsay
im trying to wrap my head around the fact that he pronounced ricciardo and norris's names like that. my siblings are crazy f1 fans so im gonna use that to piss them off😭😭😭
"No! Not Ma! Not Bingo!"
6:16 That's Naomi Jon lul, she is a singer/ tiktoker/youtuber😂
I luv her❤️😂
I once watched a chicken we owned start eating a dead one after it chased off the cat that did it,honestly still think that monster bird was possessed
2:13 where does BNQ fit in this spectrum?
The one at 12:30 was prophetic to say the least
I think Home Depot vs Lowes is akin to Bunnings vs Home Hardware.
2:04 no Jack, the post just meant to give human characteristics to a cigarate
The Elisabeth Olsen image was the 2nd to last episode on Wandavision. Great show too. Sucks that it was only 1 season.