in relation to the thumbnail: in Ancient Egypt when a woman died they would wait a few extra days before sending the body for embalming because oftentimes the embalmer would get a bit too touchy, so they'd let the body rot a little to dissuade them from trying anything weird. So assuming it is still true that people be doing that in morgues, then this has been a thousand-year long issue we've been dealing with here, right under our very noses
My theory is that he put a lemon up his ass, couldnt get it out, so he thought the eel would bite on it and then hed pull it out. I mean why else would u want it to go face first???
Not to be that guy, but the whole point of killing the emus was to stop them eating crops, then they invented other ways of keeping them out and they didn't need to kill them anymore. So I'd argue Australia won the war in the sense they achieved the goal they set out to accomplish.
9:13 Hang on! Keep that number! You never know when some creep is going to start harassing/stalking you and the cops say they can’t do anything about it.
13:07 sadly it has… I recently read this girl’s comment who at 20 was in the hospital due to a miscarriage and she was crying and the nurse was like “what are you crying for? you’re young enough to have more!” seriously… wtf…
My friend delivered her son very premmie and the nurse told her that he wouldn't survive but since she was so young , it was for the best and she could have more. He's a father of 3 now, and she's a grateful grandmother.
When someone is spiraling into a bad place, doctors and nurses are taught to say something absurd and out of left field to snap them back to reality. I've long had a feeling a lot of stories like these are them trying to do that, and just failing miserably.
12:44 apparently female mummies are always a bit more decomposed/worse preserved than male mummies for the exact same reason. they literally had to let her start rotting before preserving her to stop the men
8:54 One aspect of toxic masculinity is that men should never be vulnerable and that "dignity & respect" can only be earned by "being strong" or through acts of violence. This is even more obvious in gang culture. When someone shows these men actual dignity and respect, without conditions, they can get overwhelmed. Think to all those stories of guys receiving gifts or compliments from their friends/partners, and then they start to cry.
To be fair, the Powerpuff Girls thing was just a rumour and wasn't actually as bad as it looked. The character of Jared Shapiro was actually created by a different writer, and the artists decided to model the character after another writer, Jake Goldman, because they thought it'd be funny, which also led to him being cast as the character's voice actor as well. It definitely looks bad out of context, and clearly they didn't think this gag through at all, but it was intended as a joke. Unfortunately the correction never really caught on with the show's critics because "character designers model character after artist as a poorly thought out joke" doesn't grab the same amount of attention as "writer creates self-insert to ship himself with a kid", so a lot of people still run with it.
Riiiight. Not saying I don't believe you. But I am saying I don't believe _them._ Considering all the other _totally_ accidental kiddly-diddly implications in that show, either they knew what they were doing, or they give jellyfish a run for their money in terms of brainlessness (perhaps some were column A and others were column B). Either way, keep 'em away from the writers' room. Even ignoring the age-related implications, they still put a staff member's definitely-not-self insert into their adaptation and gave the main character a crush on him. I can't imagine the cojones those writers must have, to put something typically reserved for the worst of fanfictions in their official reboot.
it really doesn't matter either way, there's "haha let's put the janitor in as a background character, what a good inside joke" and then there's let's put this public person who's in the credits in as a full on focused character engaging in romance with a pre-established character. the it's just a joke excuse stops sliding when you put enough thought into it being a full episode
Also, they did it because the guy said in an interview that when he watched the original show as a kid, he used to have a crush on Blossom. So that's also why Blossom is weirdly obsessed with this guy. Nothing excuses how disturbing it is that they did this, but at least it sounds slightly less awful with the context that it at least wasn't the same guy's idea. At the end of the day, they really just needed someone to tell them "no."
See, the issue with that I have is that typically, when a writer/creator/etc. is hidden in a show as an Easter egg, they're drawn as adults interacting with other adults. The fact that they not only made him a kid but also made one of the main protagonists - who is also a kid - have the hots for him gives me the ick, even with full context.
11:12 - Fun fact: This clip is from the Norwegian TV show "Don't try this at home". Season 1 ended after the demonstration in that clip because the house they were filming in burned down.
4:42 it's actually upside down because it's part of the nike pro line of briefs, it's written that way so that people will see it when you do back flips.
3:50 step 1: cut the banana from the top, instead of peeling it. step 2: take a ton of the banana out step 3: make a milkshake with it step 4: pour the milkshake back into the banana i don't know, that thing just looks like a thermos.
14:20 In terms of medieval economy, one did not just become wealthy by being handed money. Real wealth came from control over resources via force of arms and / or law. Which means being landed nobility, for the most part. Having a lot of money and absolutely nothing to back one up was probably more of a liability than anything because there wasn't like a bank protecting your account. You'd run around with a gold coin worth enough grain to feed a man for a year. And few people would have the ability to give you change, if they had money at all. And since you're a poor peasant, having riches means you must have stolen them somehow. Because that's above your station. Which is plain to see by your clothing. Which is regulated by strict sumptuary laws. So the whole system is essentially resistant to making the poor rich in any meaningful way via one golden artifact. Now, if Robert of Locksley were to buy land from the Crown or his fellow lords, then handing it out to peasants to own; that would be building meaningful wealth for generations in a way that is not easily robbed from them.
I remember going through airport security with my engineering team. We had a suitcase with our project, a micro wind turbine. They saw wires, 3d printed parts, a battery, circuitry and metal bits. It was 4:00 in the morning, and they shut the whole checkpoint down while they figured out what was going on.
@@lemonade7173 so, what made you think I was so self-centered to where I wanted to make this about myself? I was simply engaging the comment by adding how I also noticed that. Does my comment really come across as that selfish? Cause if so, I never intended it for it to be that way, and I didn't expect anyone to think such a thing.
12:37 I know the joke, but wasn't a woman "recently"(Last year or something) fired for getting pregnant and suing for child support after, you know, with one of the corpses.
I would probably call the gangster's number for something like helping out a friend or family member move house, or to a gathering/dinner. No sense in not continuing hospitality, IMHO. Maybe for a couple beers, just to be a lad
3:33 I find it okay when is delivered fine. Racial humor can be funny when it's done without the goal of racism for the sake of racism in mine and actually done to make a larger observational joke. The punchline of the joke isn't that she cheated with a black guy specifically, but that she cheated with another man. Typically for used as the guy who cheated on because if you're presumably White you are very light colored partner sheets with a black guy, your baby is going to be of a darker complexion because the baby is going to be next. We're not being painted as criminals or thugs, just a quick observational humor as the clearest and quickest way to see that your partner was unfaithful if you are both presumably white.
Forgive me for being stupid, but what is the reason about morgues hiring women? Edit: Oh, never mind. Robin kind of explained it and now I wish I didn't know.
For those that are pondering the answer to this question and stumble upon this comment, it’s likely because: Some men will do inappropriate things with the dead bodies.
@@MassyliaAmazouz it is a joke, there's no actual reputable source backing necrophilia as a reason, the only people you find are unqualified to say so like those on social media
Fun Fact: ALL COWS EAT SNAKES. As a person raised next to a pasture, I can confirm this. Ever wondered why you never come across snakes in a cow pasture? It definitely ain't the dog.
That is true. Unfortunately the correction never really caught on with the show's critics because I guess "artists model character after writer as a poorly thought out joke" doesn't attract as much attention as "writer self-inserts himself into the show to ship himself with a kid".
thing is there's no actual reputable source backing necrophilia as a reason, the only people you find are unqualified to say so like those on social media
Fun fact, I once made it onto a plane with a backpack full of self-screwing screws. Didn't get stopped leaving my home country but a cute English guard started asking a lot of questions on the way home. Blud pulled out a whole fistful of nails. I was obviously horrified, he just kinda laughed after my explanation and put them back. Screw your water tho.
1:50 Ah, ok, I actually know what's going on here. So this is a little league game, meaning the players are young kids. The thing on the screen says this kid's favorite actress is Alexis Texas. The reason this looks weird is because that's the name of a famous "adult movie" actress, so he's too young to be watching her movies. The reason I know about this is because the story goes that the popular Disney Channel tv show Hannah Montana WAS originally going to be named Alexis Texas in early development, but Disney quickly changed it when they were told that was the name of an "adult movie" star.
You know, I was going to say "selling them is illegal, not having them", because I am a reasonable human being. But, because I'm a reasonable human being, I decided to fact check before I said this and it's worse than I thought. So, only Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal, but: "Not only are Kinder Surprise eggs prohibited from being sold in America, but they're also prohibited from being brought across the border as well... A fine for a single Kinder Surprise egg can be as much as $2,500, making it a costly mistake for those unaware of the law."
Everyone always sexualizes Daphne and Velma while ignoring the fact that they're 15 and 16. Edit: I read somewhere that they're 15 and 16, and it could've been some obscure thing they actually put out, but it might just be that the best speculation for the gang is that they're all around 15-17 and that Fred is at least 16 since he drives, I can't find anything official definitively saying their ages now. I can't be sure as I'm not that big of a fan of Scooby Doo, I just find it a bit weird that they could be (and, depending on who you ask, probably are) minors and people constantly sexualize them. And yes, I get that characters who are minors are sexualized a lot on the internet, but that doesn't make it okay to do so.
14:50 At family Christmas in Arkansas, US, I ended up with one of those meat and cheese sets that comes with a wedge of cheese and a sausage log, along with crackers and a little cake and stuff. While finagling my things for the flight home, I emptied the box the kit came in and stuffed the items into my winter boots, which were in a big Aldi bag I was using as my personal item. So I put this Aldi bag through TSA, and the peoples pull me aside and are like, "Ma'am, can you explain the firearm hidden in your shoes?" The cheese wedge in the toe of my boot and the sausage log shoved together looked EXACTLY like a glock. Luckily, we all had a good laugh over it. XD
*5:03** what? no it wasn’t lol it’s in your 13th amendment AND your incarceration system. But you mentioned the latter (thank you) but don’t forget the former!*
The eels in recrum has happened multiple times in asian countries. Sometimes it says that the persons were told that "Eels could help with constipation". And all i can think of is that they meant that eating the fatty eel meat could help pooping after it "lubed" the intestines. But the person misunderstood and shoved a live eel im there to eat away the blockage.
8:20 Actually its not uncommon all over the world for animals of any type to eat basically anything. Every animal evolved into its niche somehow, starting from bacteria that did nothing but passively absorb small particles in the environment. Which means that *most* animals can actually process both plants and meat, of a surprisingly wide variety- only a small number of animal species have become *so* grossly specialized that they literally cannot ever eat anything besides their primary diet. The reason for this is, of course, as a survival mechanism for times of severe scarcity. As animals become increasingly desperate for food, they resort to increasingly desperate things- of course most of them will end up starving anyways, as even if their bodies can process some amount of stuff it usually isn't going to be "enough" to sustain them for a long period or do anything more than pad for a short-term deficiency. This is how you get evolutionary shifts between herbivore-carnivore. As things get worse, animals die off, and the survivors split into the animals that got lucky and either didn't need to resort or were just genetically gifted with better anti-starvation adaptions to wait out the drought and those who DID resort to scavenging corpses/weak animals (for herbivores) or plants/fruits (for carnivores) and ALSO had the lucky genetics to survive doing so (whether they simply happened to "get more" out of it, had some way to find more, or were good at double-dipping and eating omnivorously which is the more common). Over time, a long time, those that survived off scavenging/omnivory mutate enough to differentiate from their ancestors and become a new species. The same thing happens amongst scavengers, which can push already omnivorous species/scavengers into pure herbivory/carnivory/scavenging. As long as there's an "empty" niche, then all it takes is a small handful of special individuals to reproduce successfully enough often enough to continue their special genetic lineage and create a new species!
in relation to the thumbnail: in Ancient Egypt when a woman died they would wait a few extra days before sending the body for embalming because oftentimes the embalmer would get a bit too touchy, so they'd let the body rot a little to dissuade them from trying anything weird. So assuming it is still true that people be doing that in morgues, then this has been a thousand-year long issue we've been dealing with here, right under our very noses
Oh damn
Also, necrophilia is allowed under Islam after the wife dies for up to, IIRC, 5 days (but it might be fewer days).
THANK YOU I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND IT
I thought it was because she was goth
Also Marilyn Monroe's body was unaccounted for for a little while shortly after she passed
The eel in the ass thing has been happening for YEARS and every time the ask the person they NEVER give a good answer.
what would be a good answer?
@@San-lh8us "I-I SWEAR IT JUST *J-JUMPED* IN THERE!"
@Raaaiz it just slipped in there, i couldn't help myself!
My theory is that he put a lemon up his ass, couldnt get it out, so he thought the eel would bite on it and then hed pull it out.
I mean why else would u want it to go face first???
The story I remember somebody put an eel up their friend's ass as a prank
Yes, they lost 2 wars against the Emus. A general was quoted saying, "They(emus) are surprisingly resistant to automatic gun fire."
As an Australian, I can confirm that we have made plans to develop anti-emu weaponry in case it ever happens again.
@Jemmick WW3? Nah
Emu War 3
@Jemmick As someone who knows what nuisnce war means, Americans do not know it is false flag eqivelent
@@long_dennisTrump going down that path
Not to be that guy, but the whole point of killing the emus was to stop them eating crops, then they invented other ways of keeping them out and they didn't need to kill them anymore. So I'd argue Australia won the war in the sense they achieved the goal they set out to accomplish.
1:34 Alexis Texas is an adult film star. That's why it's a holup moment, eepecially when favorited by an 11yo...
LMAOO
favourited* 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
@@Raling British 🔥
@@Raling British 😭
@@Raling British 😂
i love how robin is always given the absolutely unhinged subreddits. it always makes me laugh harder
@@OpposingForkwat
@@OpposingFork yes… comments about the video… that’s what comments are
I’m so confused how many people narrate
9:13 Hang on! Keep that number! You never know when some creep is going to start harassing/stalking you and the cops say they can’t do anything about it.
Yep! Block but don't delete
@@ChronicGoblinQueen Or note the number down somewhere
13:07 sadly it has… I recently read this girl’s comment who at 20 was in the hospital due to a miscarriage and she was crying and the nurse was like “what are you crying for? you’re young enough to have more!” seriously… wtf…
My friend delivered her son very premmie and the nurse told her that he wouldn't survive but since she was so young , it was for the best and she could have more. He's a father of 3 now, and she's a grateful grandmother.
When someone is spiraling into a bad place, doctors and nurses are taught to say something absurd and out of left field to snap them back to reality. I've long had a feeling a lot of stories like these are them trying to do that, and just failing miserably.
@@trianglemoebius really? that's kind of messed up, surely there are other ways to snap people back to reality that don't involve saying awful things
@@Incommensurabilities that's the thing, it's supposed to be "absurd", not "awful", and that's why the bad examples are bad
@@trianglemoebiusas the other person said, it’s supposed to be absurd not awful. The whole point is to confuse them, not to make them feel even worse
The fact Robin (jokingly) immediately jumped to the conclusion regarding the banana is hilarious
This is my favourite Robin video
12:44 apparently female mummies are always a bit more decomposed/worse preserved than male mummies for the exact same reason. they literally had to let her start rotting before preserving her to stop the men
OH... OH no... See when I read that I thought it was something about women... Not the other way around
Oh no ... Oh nonono .. it took me a while but .. OH NO
Game is game
Necrophilic basturds
and as another commenter has pointed out their are no reputable sources given.
I love that Robin didn’t even notice the “Arab” was wearing a bomb at 2:08
Oh I thought it was some sort of ammo belt, not a bomb.
I thought it was pieces of cash strapped in a circle formation floating around his waist.
8:54 One aspect of toxic masculinity is that men should never be vulnerable and that "dignity & respect" can only be earned by "being strong" or through acts of violence. This is even more obvious in gang culture. When someone shows these men actual dignity and respect, without conditions, they can get overwhelmed. Think to all those stories of guys receiving gifts or compliments from their friends/partners, and then they start to cry.
To be fair, the Powerpuff Girls thing was just a rumour and wasn't actually as bad as it looked. The character of Jared Shapiro was actually created by a different writer, and the artists decided to model the character after another writer, Jake Goldman, because they thought it'd be funny, which also led to him being cast as the character's voice actor as well. It definitely looks bad out of context, and clearly they didn't think this gag through at all, but it was intended as a joke.
Unfortunately the correction never really caught on with the show's critics because "character designers model character after artist as a poorly thought out joke" doesn't grab the same amount of attention as "writer creates self-insert to ship himself with a kid", so a lot of people still run with it.
Riiiight. Not saying I don't believe you. But I am saying I don't believe _them._ Considering all the other _totally_ accidental kiddly-diddly implications in that show, either they knew what they were doing, or they give jellyfish a run for their money in terms of brainlessness (perhaps some were column A and others were column B). Either way, keep 'em away from the writers' room.
Even ignoring the age-related implications, they still put a staff member's definitely-not-self insert into their adaptation and gave the main character a crush on him. I can't imagine the cojones those writers must have, to put something typically reserved for the worst of fanfictions in their official reboot.
it really doesn't matter either way, there's "haha let's put the janitor in as a background character, what a good inside joke" and then there's let's put this public person who's in the credits in as a full on focused character engaging in romance with a pre-established character. the it's just a joke excuse stops sliding when you put enough thought into it being a full episode
Also, they did it because the guy said in an interview that when he watched the original show as a kid, he used to have a crush on Blossom. So that's also why Blossom is weirdly obsessed with this guy. Nothing excuses how disturbing it is that they did this, but at least it sounds slightly less awful with the context that it at least wasn't the same guy's idea. At the end of the day, they really just needed someone to tell them "no."
See, the issue with that I have is that typically, when a writer/creator/etc. is hidden in a show as an Easter egg, they're drawn as adults interacting with other adults. The fact that they not only made him a kid but also made one of the main protagonists - who is also a kid - have the hots for him gives me the ick, even with full context.
Its a cartoon and not real.
that robin gagging censor sound only makes this video funnier.
Ghost and lesbian aren't mutually exclusive.
Except they called them "soul mates" back then, because it was the only social justification for two women living together.
13:28 refering back to "morgue prefer to hire woman"
THAT IS NOT WHY I THOUGHT THEY PREFERED THAT
What did you think was the reason they preferred to hire women?
@@laura121684 they have stronger stomachs, which also tracks with the lack of gag reflex...
@@XiaolinDraconis Women have a gag reflex. And I've never heard that they have stronger stomachs. We literally have the same stomachs as men.
11:12 - Fun fact: This clip is from the Norwegian TV show "Don't try this at home". Season 1 ended after the demonstration in that clip because the house they were filming in burned down.
4:42 it's actually upside down because it's part of the nike pro line of briefs, it's written that way so that people will see it when you do back flips.
Or stand on your head for, uhem, activities.
@@thelunchlady8276 exactly! like professional olympic breakdancing!
Even Bad Dragon exists people, don't improvise that kind of thing that way leads to embarrassing confessions to your doctor at best.
Yup, they’ve legit got a tentacle one. Never stick anything up there unless it’s flared lads
But can u eat the bad dragon afterwards?......sorry, it's late 😅
@@Masterofcreatis that a dunmeshi reference
@@MasterofcreatI mean, eating it is one way to use it
@@yeetlydeet8282 not one that I intended but it's glaringly obvious in hindsight. I haven't watched more than one or two episodes of it thou.
8:21 The humans are not on top of the food chain in Australia! Homies are just surviving!
17:49 sweet home Alabama...
3:50
step 1: cut the banana from the top, instead of peeling it.
step 2: take a ton of the banana out
step 3: make a milkshake with it
step 4: pour the milkshake back into the banana
i don't know, that thing just looks like a thermos.
12:38 i thought it was because they are more likely to lock themselves in one of the body coolers as a joke...
14:20 In terms of medieval economy, one did not just become wealthy by being handed money.
Real wealth came from control over resources via force of arms and / or law.
Which means being landed nobility, for the most part.
Having a lot of money and absolutely nothing to back one up was probably more of a liability than anything because there wasn't like a bank protecting your account.
You'd run around with a gold coin worth enough grain to feed a man for a year. And few people would have the ability to give you change, if they had money at all.
And since you're a poor peasant, having riches means you must have stolen them somehow. Because that's above your station. Which is plain to see by your clothing. Which is regulated by strict sumptuary laws.
So the whole system is essentially resistant to making the poor rich in any meaningful way via one golden artifact.
Now, if Robert of Locksley were to buy land from the Crown or his fellow lords, then handing it out to peasants to own; that would be building meaningful wealth for generations in a way that is not easily robbed from them.
"WHY IS THIS WHAT EMKAY IS LIKE NOW!?" says the dude narrating the video.
Hahaha, I friggin ADORE you, Robin! :D
I remember going through airport security with my engineering team. We had a suitcase with our project, a micro wind turbine. They saw wires, 3d printed parts, a battery, circuitry and metal bits.
It was 4:00 in the morning, and they shut the whole checkpoint down while they figured out what was going on.
Fun Fact! Daphne from the live action Scooby Doo is a Vampire Slayer
The
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@@EternalDensityThe
Wow! That IS fun!
10:10 All right, EmKay is gonna take Robin out back, everyone say one thing you liked about him before they put him down.
uh... i like, hmmm...
16:00 His profile pictures wearing white sunglasses
Ikr I saw that too 😭
@@techoeastveld this isn't about you, it's about explaining the joke to someone who doesn't understand.
@@lemonade7173 so, what made you think I was so self-centered to where I wanted to make this about myself? I was simply engaging the comment by adding how I also noticed that.
Does my comment really come across as that selfish? Cause if so, I never intended it for it to be that way, and I didn't expect anyone to think such a thing.
@@techoeastveldur good their just a rage baiter don’t interact
@voidedval 👍
I in fact did not fall for that voice change joke!
Liar
@ I’m not, I have never seen a sickness change your voice that much and from the image we saw it was obvious a fake voice change.
Liar, liar pants on fire
@@Ashley_Graves42 I’m not a liar
i zoned that part out, didnt even process it
“Sent him to god same-day shipping” That is amazing
7:03 I feel bad for the eel
For eel? On cod? No carp?
@@Guywithweaponry_official **SILENTLY DYING OF MANS LAUGHTER**
6:17 Robin it literally says "animated movie" in the tweet
Maybe he lost the lemon up there and sent the eel to retrieve it?
9:08 what if I need help moving? He didn't say what needed taking care of, but this couch ain't moving itself!
12:37 I know the joke, but wasn't a woman "recently"(Last year or something) fired for getting pregnant and suing for child support after, you know, with one of the corpses.
Who is she suing? The dead guy?
@@danadecker4855I’d assume the morgue or the dead guys family.
that was fake news. look it up. it did not happen and was labeled satire
The swimmers die with the ship
Nope!
I would probably call the gangster's number for something like helping out a friend or family member move house, or to a gathering/dinner. No sense in not continuing hospitality, IMHO. Maybe for a couple beers, just to be a lad
Thanks!
7:24 somehow he sounds exactly like Carl the God dam lama when he says "I just really need to put an ell and a lemon up my ass right now" it's uncanny
Omg so accurate
When are cheating jokes going to die out, they're so overdone and stupid 😭
When people stoo cheating
5 years after I hate my wife does
Overdone, just as my wife by other people
they wont because now people are into it
Same goes for actual cheating.
8:20 To be fair, this isn't Australia exclusive. Look up how many arctic terns were devoured by sheep in Iceland.
3:33 I find it okay when is delivered fine. Racial humor can be funny when it's done without the goal of racism for the sake of racism in mine and actually done to make a larger observational joke. The punchline of the joke isn't that she cheated with a black guy specifically, but that she cheated with another man. Typically for used as the guy who cheated on because if you're presumably White you are very light colored partner sheets with a black guy, your baby is going to be of a darker complexion because the baby is going to be next. We're not being painted as criminals or thugs, just a quick observational humor as the clearest and quickest way to see that your partner was unfaithful if you are both presumably white.
yea this narrator goes on these rants a lot and its mainly the reason i dont watch this channel anymore. ruins the whole mood
8:26 I imagine the food chain in Australia works similarly to a family tree in Alabama
GOD DAMN
10:03 yeah, emkay has changed a lot over time.
Uh huhhhhh XD
14:55 - I was stopped for an orbeez squishee. It took a long time... everyone wanted to squish it
0:00 wow starting out strong with this. Hey Emkay why do you give Robin the unhinged all the time? LOL 3:47 What the hell? What a Long Girthy nana.
Admit it, that narnie would be great in a salad!
Forgive me for being stupid, but what is the reason about morgues hiring women?
Edit: Oh, never mind. Robin kind of explained it and now I wish I didn't know.
Ancient Egyptians would wait till decomposition started in female corpses to take them to the embalmers for the same reason. 🤢
what is the reason?
edit: oh.. another comment explained i am disturbed
Let's just say those people prefer the corpse to be not moving for a reason...
For those that are pondering the answer to this question and stumble upon this comment, it’s likely because:
Some men will do inappropriate things with the dead bodies.
@@e_jiuuoh...
I thought it was something about goth girls
:(
The new censor sound effect is crazy.
1:45 Alexis Texas is ???? a adult film star…. Yup he said his actor is XXX film star😂😂😂😂
12:55 at the risk of my sanity... is the joke here necrophilia?
Yes
Yes. And they should still have screening for the women they hire because they will do it too.
dawg
I don't really think it was joke 😭
@@MassyliaAmazouz it is a joke, there's no actual reputable source backing necrophilia as a reason, the only people you find are unqualified to say so like those on social media
how did i accidently watch an emkay video as soon as it came out???
I was confused about the morgue one at first cuz I was thinking what women would do better rather than what men would do better…
13:24 should hopefully answer your question and you will not like it
@UKAsker I already figured it out, that’s why I commented this in the first place
You were right, I did not like it…
Idk cause the rigor mortis would probably make it stiff so, technically... the women could just do the same thing.
I infact did not like it
2:15 I've seen this too many times but Robin's reaction made me laugh
Fun Fact: ALL COWS EAT SNAKES. As a person raised next to a pasture, I can confirm this.
Ever wondered why you never come across snakes in a cow pasture? It definitely ain't the dog.
And chickens will eat just about anything too.
8:40 that’s iconic, but also the light’s on the wrong side…my guy is now extra backlit in the photo 😂
6:40 My dumb ass immediately went to "I did rip off a September calendar page and ate it a couple years ago, didn't I?"
my dumbass immediately went to cannibalism
2:01 I like how he never noticed the C4 on the arab stickman lol
How did someone die from a single punch that wasn't from Saitama
How do we know it wasn't Saitama? Maybe he got a day job
"Taylor Swift can't buy Kanye West because this was abolished in 1865 in the United States" 💀
I'm cackling at the "briefs" 😂
It’s been confirmed that the character in PPG is not based on him
That is true. Unfortunately the correction never really caught on with the show's critics because I guess "artists model character after writer as a poorly thought out joke" doesn't attract as much attention as "writer self-inserts himself into the show to ship himself with a kid".
In reference to the thumbnail, I actually learned about that because it got brought up at one point during the whole “man or bear” argument
thing is there's no actual reputable source backing necrophilia as a reason, the only people you find are unqualified to say so like those on social media
Robin saying bussy cracked me up
Banana pre order goes crazy
Honestly, the whole relationship at 1:33 was probably just pettiness
Girl was so petty and passive aggressive and I am living for it
5:12 but you could send kanye west to a private jail in texas and then rent him out
5:29 ChatGPT be like: Return to sender!
I personally love what this channel has become. It's perfect, keep up the big funni :3
Fun fact, I once made it onto a plane with a backpack full of self-screwing screws. Didn't get stopped leaving my home country but a cute English guard started asking a lot of questions on the way home. Blud pulled out a whole fistful of nails. I was obviously horrified, he just kinda laughed after my explanation and put them back. Screw your water tho.
0:44 That's DOEmestic violence. 😂🤣
6:32 was the live action one an animated movie?
5:54 ... I'm gonna like, assune he's making an innocent dad joke and not... Ya know?
I love seeing 10yo memes over and over again with every upload ❤
12:42 i feel so humiliated having to ask this but what’s the reason…?
necromancy but less revival more xxx
i would say its because men has more probabilities to do it with the corpse...
Necrophilia
Corpse and tube go in and out rapidly
Some guys don't care if there's a heartbeat, the hole is their goal
1:21 Plot twist, he's not dead, she's just really pissed.
1:50 Ah, ok, I actually know what's going on here. So this is a little league game, meaning the players are young kids. The thing on the screen says this kid's favorite actress is Alexis Texas. The reason this looks weird is because that's the name of a famous "adult movie" actress, so he's too young to be watching her movies. The reason I know about this is because the story goes that the popular Disney Channel tv show Hannah Montana WAS originally going to be named Alexis Texas in early development, but Disney quickly changed it when they were told that was the name of an "adult movie" star.
Robin has devolved to the point where he finds ways to piss himself off 😭😭😭
2:04 you missed the suspicious belt on the Arab character making things even worse. 😂
2:34 Well, avocado does literally mean /translate as testicle fruit.
7:33 I think this is a spinoff of A Cure for Wellness.
Anyway, I feel bad for the eel.
3:27 Whoa there EmKay, it was NOT that personal
10:49 you could prolly buy a kinder egg then bring it to the US
You know, I was going to say "selling them is illegal, not having them", because I am a reasonable human being. But, because I'm a reasonable human being, I decided to fact check before I said this and it's worse than I thought.
So, only Kinder Surprise eggs are illegal, but: "Not only are Kinder Surprise eggs prohibited from being sold in America, but they're also prohibited from being brought across the border as well... A fine for a single Kinder Surprise egg can be as much as $2,500, making it a costly mistake for those unaware of the law."
@ exactly bruh and what’s crazier is that Kinder Eggs have only been a choking hazard in the US cause US kids are stupid 😭😭😭😭😭
Everyone always sexualizes Daphne and Velma while ignoring the fact that they're 15 and 16.
Edit: I read somewhere that they're 15 and 16, and it could've been some obscure thing they actually put out, but it might just be that the best speculation for the gang is that they're all around 15-17 and that Fred is at least 16 since he drives, I can't find anything official definitively saying their ages now. I can't be sure as I'm not that big of a fan of Scooby Doo, I just find it a bit weird that they could be (and, depending on who you ask, probably are) minors and people constantly sexualize them. And yes, I get that characters who are minors are sexualized a lot on the internet, but that doesn't make it okay to do so.
You'd be shocked to find out how many characters of the same age are treated the same way
This your first day on the internet?
@IneffableMasquerade like that one girl from zenless zone zero
I always thought they were college age/ early 20s ish. Not that I have ever thought about it that way.
There are a few times they're aged up. But those versions aren't the ones usually being sexualized.
Yippie new emkay vid!! :3
"Cherished " husband on the memorial was sarcasm
5:57 “boy, that escalated quickly. That really got outta hand fast”.
ChatGPT responding with that ip drop was hilarious
Defecated pumpkin probably meant no treats. LOL.
14:50 At family Christmas in Arkansas, US, I ended up with one of those meat and cheese sets that comes with a wedge of cheese and a sausage log, along with crackers and a little cake and stuff. While finagling my things for the flight home, I emptied the box the kit came in and stuffed the items into my winter boots, which were in a big Aldi bag I was using as my personal item. So I put this Aldi bag through TSA, and the peoples pull me aside and are like, "Ma'am, can you explain the firearm hidden in your shoes?" The cheese wedge in the toe of my boot and the sausage log shoved together looked EXACTLY like a glock. Luckily, we all had a good laugh over it. XD
6:05 Linguini's soup from ratatouille
*5:03** what? no it wasn’t lol it’s in your 13th amendment AND your incarceration system. But you mentioned the latter (thank you) but don’t forget the former!*
WAKE UP HONEY!! EMKAY POSTED🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥
The eels in recrum has happened multiple times in asian countries. Sometimes it says that the persons were told that "Eels could help with constipation". And all i can think of is that they meant that eating the fatty eel meat could help pooping after it "lubed" the intestines. But the person misunderstood and shoved a live eel im there to eat away the blockage.
9:46 yes there is. Gotta check hole. Make sure the pipes are clean
9:37 i think she may be on AO3 😂
7:04 People being weird is not shocking to me, but how the hell did he *force* the eel?
4:08 YOURE NOT GONNA EAT IT??????
4:35 this response came with a phantom-odor smell
Being seen as a ghost is top social rank tbh
Hell yea new vid from emkay!🤘
8:20 Actually its not uncommon all over the world for animals of any type to eat basically anything. Every animal evolved into its niche somehow, starting from bacteria that did nothing but passively absorb small particles in the environment. Which means that *most* animals can actually process both plants and meat, of a surprisingly wide variety- only a small number of animal species have become *so* grossly specialized that they literally cannot ever eat anything besides their primary diet.
The reason for this is, of course, as a survival mechanism for times of severe scarcity. As animals become increasingly desperate for food, they resort to increasingly desperate things- of course most of them will end up starving anyways, as even if their bodies can process some amount of stuff it usually isn't going to be "enough" to sustain them for a long period or do anything more than pad for a short-term deficiency. This is how you get evolutionary shifts between herbivore-carnivore. As things get worse, animals die off, and the survivors split into the animals that got lucky and either didn't need to resort or were just genetically gifted with better anti-starvation adaptions to wait out the drought and those who DID resort to scavenging corpses/weak animals (for herbivores) or plants/fruits (for carnivores) and ALSO had the lucky genetics to survive doing so (whether they simply happened to "get more" out of it, had some way to find more, or were good at double-dipping and eating omnivorously which is the more common). Over time, a long time, those that survived off scavenging/omnivory mutate enough to differentiate from their ancestors and become a new species.
The same thing happens amongst scavengers, which can push already omnivorous species/scavengers into pure herbivory/carnivory/scavenging. As long as there's an "empty" niche, then all it takes is a small handful of special individuals to reproduce successfully enough often enough to continue their special genetic lineage and create a new species!