By far worse, actually. At least middle-schoolers have the excuse of just being young, dumb and inexperienced kids. This fuck up has been breaking dance for a decade, apparently. I want to know exactly how she made it to the Olympics because she so fucking awful, there's no way she could have gotten there legitimately.
@@LettuceWithLegs - As an Aussie I didnt give a shit about it, why, because that isnt a sport that should be in the Olympics anyway. Not to mention they were only there because of 'sponsors' and other crap related to such. Blame the media for it getting so much after-games popularity it isnt funny.
11:23: Rick was Rickrolled once, when he did an AMA on Reddit. Someone claimed to be a huge fan, and said they got to go backstage at one of his concerts. He should have known better than to click the link, lol. It was well played.
3:50 To be fair, even bordering states can have completely distinct ideologies, architecture, culture, and even laws, Because the state government has more control than the federal one.
Exactly, I feel like I've heard all of those insults before. Especially since language learning models grab from the internet, and are essentially just a different less-convenient kind of search engine when they're not being used for roleplay or text-based games
Yeah because that isn't the OG story. It was a stillborn, I think. Or definitely more grown, maybe an infant. Definitely not an abortion. Who would make a whole ass statue for a gummy bear?
15:28 it could be a really fun movie idea, like three brothers who want to make their school’s basketball team and the magic lamp and they wish to be better at basketball, but they aren’t specific enough and end up as professional basketball players, and classic comedy movie shenanigans,and ends wholesomely
I think that the angel is crying for the children who are stillborn. (And as I'm a terrible cynic, it's also crying as the church will not be able to make any money from those children.)
Hey the guy pronouncing 'five' and 'nine might have been picking up on 'syllable weight', or the morae of the words. 'Five' can break down into 3 phonics, 'f' 'aɪ' and 'v', so if he was going based of phonics, he was wrong. 'Nine' similarly breaks down into the phonics 'n' 'aɪ' and 'n'. Morae can be determined primarily by the length of the vowel(s) which makes the syllable, in this case, it is 'aɪ', which is moderately long, making it 'bimoraic'. See, the thing is, a syllable is only monomoraic if it were like 'fiv' or 'nin', in which case the vowel would 'ɪ'. The number two? That's /tuː/, the vowel being the extended 'uː', thereby making it ALSO bimoraic. If we wanted it to be monomoraic, we'd need to pronounce it like 'tu', which just sounds wrong. Here's a list of numbers one through ten: /wʌn/ - monomoraic (monophthong) /tuː/ - bimoraic (monophthong) /θriː/ - bimoraic (monophthong) /fɔː/ - bimoraic (monophthong) /faɪv/ - bimoraic (diphthong) /sɪks/ - monomoraic (monophthong) /ˈsɛvᵊn/ - monomoraic (monophthong), monomoraic (monophthong) /eɪt/ - bimoraic (diphthong) /naɪn/ - bimoraic (diphthong) /tɛn/ - monomoraic (monophthong) As an extra: A guide for morae is the 'phthong', or the 'target' of the vowel. If a vowel is a combined one, like 'aɪ', it is a diphthong which is produced in two positions of the mouth/tongue, and because of this 'lingering', it is almost always bimoraic. Simply extending a sound, like with 'uː' does not require an additional motion, but it is still a longer sound, so it is a monophthong, but it is still bimoraic. 'Phthongs' are about the positioning of the sound, morae are about the 'length' or 'timing' of a sound. OP would have been more consistent if they were not talking about 'syllables' or 'morae', but the property of the vowels being 'diphthong'; except they missed eight, so maybe OP is just stupid.
13:56 As someone who's ethnically Indian living in America, this is a very common mistake. People even argue with me that India is a subcontinent therefore I'm not Asian. I don't even know what to say to these people.
1:20 Maybe the angel should have asked his god not to put the mother's life in danger. People don't tend to buy cradles if they don't want to have a kid.
12:54 That's not remotely rare. They didn't even try, it's like explaining the joke in the form of an insult. Wendys and whoever posted it to this subreddit should be ashamed.
11:15 Uh... back before Elon made Dogecoin's value go up, that was kind of the accepted internet points for awhile, and everyone kept tipping and got tipped. Then the value skyrocketed, and you could actually use those internet points to pay off student loans. Speaking from experience...
Day 236 of guessing the editor. 0:16 Greg Zhao. Final statement: Kenny?! The worst part is that I had a feeling that it was him a few seconds beforehand, but denied it.
4:32 I like how they bother to censor Pukicho's name despite the fact that if you're on a platform where you can go harass him you probably already know him.
3:57 a European content in their ignorance, thinks that the only thing separating a US state is the Burger chains. Of course. It's the only thing they can talk about since it distracts them from their own "food" they have to eat
I think they pronounce the "e" in "fivE" and "ninE" I don't know what they pronounce it *as* because that's stupid, but it's plausible. That, or they got vowels and consonants backwards.
Remzcore remix is the embodiment of 2016 synth rave nightcores that just added louder leads and bass just to have louder leads and bass without actually adding anything new to a song. It has the same feel as the Rockafella Street Nightcore remix and that just sounding like the acid taken at an after grad frat party. I guess peeps just don’t like songs under 160 bpm anymore. Jokes aside, the og is just moody to all hell and that’s why some rave nightcore remix ain’t making it, but breaking it. Especially cause the remix sounds like 4 thousand other rave remixes of moody songs 💀.
I recognize that chatgpt insult partially from a Tumblr post. It's about reditt and Instagram taking tumblr posts and pretending they are arxhologists when in reality they just walked into our house and took the center piece from ourbdinner table and went "wow, such a good post. Shame these people died long ago."
5:17 No, Damien, that's In Vitro Fertilization. They tried for 17 years, then went to a fertility clinic, had some eggs fertillized in a petri dish and then implanted. They generally implant a higher number of embryos than the number of kids you actually want because a few of them tend to die, but sometimes too many of them make it.
The guy who is roasted with 'he looks like he has the charisma of a speedbump' at 20:17 looks like Dollarama Paul McCartney cosplaying Donald Trump to me...
Did you know on "The Amazing World of Gumball" cartoon 10:49 series, there is a form of Rick Rolling known as Saxophone Chihuahua? 🤓🤓🤓🤓 I feel fun times
I'm guessing the "2 syllable five/nine" thing is supposed to be pronounced "fee-veh/nee-neh" or something. I would like to assume that English was OP's second language, except they claimed it was "first grade stuff." Either way, Confidently Incorrect. And now, just for funsies... _"Fee-veh, juust lee-keh nee-neh, ees ah word weeth 2 vo-wels seh-pah-rah-ted by ah con-so-nant. Theh-reh-fo-reh, 2 syl-lah-bless. Thees ees feerst grah-deh stuuff."_
The Aus breakdancing was 100% unserious imo, because who the f*ck decided breakdancing should be an olympic sport? we were absolutely making fun of it, look at her joy!
4:30 Ah, Pukicho. The master of rare insults of threats on tumblr. 9:14 Good lord. I’m sorry that happened. 23:15 Was he dating a keyblade wielder? (Also I think this car was a prop for a Diablo trailer)
The syllables thing is because of end sounds on words. For example, for nine you could say n-Eye-n or n-Eye+nuh, which sounds like 1 or 2 syllables depending on accent. Same with five, if your accent applies an vuh sound to the end it would sound like two syllables.
13:27 What the guy said was stupid, but understandable. I still dont understand how syllables work in english because in my native languages syllables are separated in the exact way he described them When I think of a work like "nice" or "Alabama" my mind instantly goes to "ni-ce" and "A-la-ba-ma"
Favorite part of the angel guarding the aborted fetus reactions is that facebook orders those reaction emojis by most common... So most people were reacting to that post with a laughter emoji, lmao
0:52 I literally thought "drunk angel throwing up on a trashcan" before they explained what it was lmao
Same
Something like that I thought as well 😂
Also, that description of what the statue represents isn’t even true.
i thought it was a whale on a bench
@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl Im curious, do you know the meaning of the statue? If so what is it?
Damien's outrage at the Australian breakdancing is so great. Like that's some middle school talent show type dancing bro
Bold of you to assume the middle school wouldn't ban breakdancing for being "gang-related".
By far worse, actually. At least middle-schoolers have the excuse of just being young, dumb and inexperienced kids.
This fuck up has been breaking dance for a decade, apparently.
I want to know exactly how she made it to the Olympics because she so fucking awful, there's no way she could have gotten there legitimately.
As an aussie I agree that was absolute shit
@@LettuceWithLegs - As an Aussie I didnt give a shit about it, why, because that isnt a sport that should be in the Olympics anyway. Not to mention they were only there because of 'sponsors' and other crap related to such. Blame the media for it getting so much after-games popularity it isnt funny.
@@Ryanthusar THANK YOU! it's such a dumb category for the *Olympics.* We were definitely making fun of it.
The censoring should be replaced with a loud goose honk
Agreed
Agreed
No, I like the Re:Zero trauma OST
Untitled goose game style
Agreed
i thought that angel was supposed to be really hungover and throwing up... i thought the crib was a trash can... uh.
Same
The "SHE DID THE SPRINKLER AT THE OLYMPICS???" needs to be on a soundboard
Absolutely.😂😂😂
"thats why we call it Alabama wedding" damn
"In God we trust, in cousins we thrust, amen"
@@Ussonan-Foderation2016PAUSE!
Nah. RESUME @@ObadiahQRex
@@Kalamarine_Animal You do know incest is sinful, right‽
@@ObadiahQRex yeah, but I like causing chaos
now i just wanna watch the 10 minutes of damien looking at the paris breakdancing drama
Damien‘s laughter always makes these videos more fun to watch
11:23: Rick was Rickrolled once, when he did an AMA on Reddit. Someone claimed to be a huge fan, and said they got to go backstage at one of his concerts. He should have known better than to click the link, lol. It was well played.
are you melting
R/Ihadastroke
No, not melting or a stroke, just very bad at typing on mobile o.o
@@jimwormmaster hope you reform soon
R/rareinsults is going downhill 💀
3:50
To be fair, even bordering states can have completely distinct ideologies, architecture, culture, and even laws,
Because the state government has more control than the federal one.
This is every country, my man
You know what?
Sure buddy.
That ChatGPT was literally plagiarism with the world's flipped around. Weak.
Exactly, I feel like I've heard all of those insults before. Especially since language learning models grab from the internet, and are essentially just a different less-convenient kind of search engine when they're not being used for roleplay or text-based games
If the child was aborted then they definitely didn't get it a cradle
My exact thoughts
Yeah because that isn't the OG story. It was a stillborn, I think. Or definitely more grown, maybe an infant. Definitely not an abortion. Who would make a whole ass statue for a gummy bear?
23:14 I mean... they cheated on her, they kinda deserved it lmao
1:58 76% of that number is 59 421.36 which means that many voted for mr beans and 18,765 voted for her, if anyone was wondering (:
1:27 Tom Morello??? The guitarist of Rage Against The Machine!?!
He often brings his mom onto his Sirius XM show. She's unintentionally hilarious.
15:28 it could be a really fun movie idea, like three brothers who want to make their school’s basketball team and the magic lamp and they wish to be better at basketball, but they aren’t specific enough and end up as professional basketball players, and classic comedy movie shenanigans,and ends wholesomely
I did dunk in Damien for his Sweater Weather take, and will not apologise
I think it’s hilarious that they censored the eyes of tattoo guy like that would keep people from recognizing him.
22:35 She looks like the Grinch and Michael Jackson combined
this video was released at 11:00 am
9AM for me :D
He looks like he's 007 years old
20:03 dude looks like an off-brand donald trump
Why would you have a cradle if you plan on aborting your child?
That’s my question, and if so, why did they put the aborted fetus into a cradle
I think that the angel is crying for the children who are stillborn. (And as I'm a terrible cynic, it's also crying as the church will not be able to make any money from those children.)
14 seconds ago posted
how did i get this early
Eh
2:07 Looks like it’s photoshopped/edited, cuz if you look closely, the font for Mr Beans is darker and slightly bigger than the other text
Saying paper mario is trash is opening the lid to pandora's box
Hi guys
i watch all video
“I watch all video” truly inspiring words
@@threepillargaming yes
0:37 no I asked for a confetti cake
No Emkay did not fall off
Hey the guy pronouncing 'five' and 'nine might have been picking up on 'syllable weight', or the morae of the words.
'Five' can break down into 3 phonics, 'f' 'aɪ' and 'v', so if he was going based of phonics, he was wrong.
'Nine' similarly breaks down into the phonics 'n' 'aɪ' and 'n'.
Morae can be determined primarily by the length of the vowel(s) which makes the syllable, in this case, it is 'aɪ', which is moderately long, making it 'bimoraic'. See, the thing is, a syllable is only monomoraic if it were like 'fiv' or 'nin', in which case the vowel would 'ɪ'. The number two? That's /tuː/, the vowel being the extended 'uː', thereby making it ALSO bimoraic. If we wanted it to be monomoraic, we'd need to pronounce it like 'tu', which just sounds wrong. Here's a list of numbers one through ten:
/wʌn/ - monomoraic (monophthong)
/tuː/ - bimoraic (monophthong)
/θriː/ - bimoraic (monophthong)
/fɔː/ - bimoraic (monophthong)
/faɪv/ - bimoraic (diphthong)
/sɪks/ - monomoraic (monophthong)
/ˈsɛvᵊn/ - monomoraic (monophthong), monomoraic (monophthong)
/eɪt/ - bimoraic (diphthong)
/naɪn/ - bimoraic (diphthong)
/tɛn/ - monomoraic (monophthong)
As an extra: A guide for morae is the 'phthong', or the 'target' of the vowel. If a vowel is a combined one, like 'aɪ', it is a diphthong which is produced in two positions of the mouth/tongue, and because of this 'lingering', it is almost always bimoraic. Simply extending a sound, like with 'uː' does not require an additional motion, but it is still a longer sound, so it is a monophthong, but it is still bimoraic. 'Phthongs' are about the positioning of the sound, morae are about the 'length' or 'timing' of a sound.
OP would have been more consistent if they were not talking about 'syllables' or 'morae', but the property of the vowels being 'diphthong'; except they missed eight, so maybe OP is just stupid.
3rd
13:56 As someone who's ethnically Indian living in America, this is a very common mistake. People even argue with me that India is a subcontinent therefore I'm not Asian. I don't even know what to say to these people.
1:20 Maybe the angel should have asked his god not to put the mother's life in danger. People don't tend to buy cradles if they don't want to have a kid.
4:33 I dont know why the username is censored. We all know that its pukicho.
hm
Bish, that not a human. The one the Mimics from Vita Carnis that kid needs to RUN.
14:49 I don't want to eat a McShit sandwich.
Who needs chat gpt when you have Wendy's.
Are you Emkay? But I’m MK!
How is everyone doing today.
Hurricane is causing some problems
Ehhhh....
this guy did NOT fall off
22:33 "Ever dream this man? Every night, all over the world, hundreds of people dream about this face."
5:50 is similar to what my mohawk looks like when I brush it out, color and everything lol
Hi
I’m doing well after my breakup now
Proud of u
12:54 That's not remotely rare. They didn't even try, it's like explaining the joke in the form of an insult. Wendys and whoever posted it to this subreddit should be ashamed.
Five: Fi - Vah - Two syllables.
Nine: NI - Nuh - Also Two syllables.
Those who have taken those annoying as fuck English Phonetics classes will agree.
5:34 I honestly thought his face was photoshopped on at first
Why is the Angel guarding the cradle, did the family put the small fetus in a cradle? The fetus isn’t all the way developed.
2:15 You said that exactly like Jack Black lol
Why does Jake Paul challenge people outside his weight class to fight?
Damien is the best emkay narrator, fight me.
4:25 pukicho spotted
PUKICHO FOREVER
1:59
I feel like she would unironically like the results as an animal lover.
11:15 Uh... back before Elon made Dogecoin's value go up, that was kind of the accepted internet points for awhile, and everyone kept tipping and got tipped. Then the value skyrocketed, and you could actually use those internet points to pay off student loans.
Speaking from experience...
Day 236 of guessing the editor.
0:16 Greg Zhao.
Final statement: Kenny?! The worst part is that I had a feeling that it was him a few seconds beforehand, but denied it.
3:09 Isn't barbequing and grilling the same thing?
4:32 I like how they bother to censor Pukicho's name despite the fact that if you're on a platform where you can go harass him you probably already know him.
Thumbnail: She's in pretty good shape for having just thawed out of Siberian permafrost after 210,000 years.
Day 2008 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
3:57 a European content in their ignorance, thinks that the only thing separating a US state is the Burger chains. Of course. It's the only thing they can talk about since it distracts them from their own "food" they have to eat
0:05 the fact the pfp showed a elite dangerous logo is just so funny 🤣
I think they pronounce the "e" in "fivE" and "ninE"
I don't know what they pronounce it *as* because that's stupid, but it's plausible.
That, or they got vowels and consonants backwards.
Remzcore remix is the embodiment of 2016 synth rave nightcores that just added louder leads and bass just to have louder leads and bass without actually adding anything new to a song. It has the same feel as the Rockafella Street Nightcore remix and that just sounding like the acid taken at an after grad frat party.
I guess peeps just don’t like songs under 160 bpm anymore.
Jokes aside, the og is just moody to all hell and that’s why some rave nightcore remix ain’t making it, but breaking it. Especially cause the remix sounds like 4 thousand other rave remixes of moody songs 💀.
7:10 What is the point of censoring this man's eyes? Go ahead, make it make sense.
I recognize that chatgpt insult partially from a Tumblr post. It's about reditt and Instagram taking tumblr posts and pretending they are arxhologists when in reality they just walked into our house and took the center piece from ourbdinner table and went "wow, such a good post. Shame these people died long ago."
Amourant vs a cat? THIS IS THE INTERNET! Of course the cat wins!
Why does he sound like Gianni Matragrano tho when he narrates
3:21, Texas roasts Australia over Olympic Breakdancing. The whole world roasts America over what they think a conscious president is.
He!!! He?!!!! Does the editor know Remzcore?
Both a doobus goobus and Remzcore appearance in one video. Shocj.
0:58 looks like the angel is puking into the cradle i can't stop laughing at it
As an Aussie, I would pay to have Damien Deepdives Aussie Breakdancing.
1 min gang
04:26 Mmmmm, Pukicho tumblr possst. My favourite!
5:17 No, Damien, that's In Vitro Fertilization. They tried for 17 years, then went to a fertility clinic, had some eggs fertillized in a petri dish and then implanted. They generally implant a higher number of embryos than the number of kids you actually want because a few of them tend to die, but sometimes too many of them make it.
The guy who is roasted with 'he looks like he has the charisma of a speedbump' at 20:17 looks like Dollarama Paul McCartney cosplaying Donald Trump to me...
17:16 I could be wrong, but I think this is a reference to that once Olympic pole vaulter who DQed because his “pole” hit the bar.
Did you know on "The Amazing World of Gumball" cartoon 10:49 series, there is a form of Rick Rolling known as Saxophone Chihuahua? 🤓🤓🤓🤓 I feel fun times
8:55 lots of babies come out looking squished, soggy, and confused... give them a couple of months... nearly all will grow out of it 😂
Yeah I make six figures
the six figures: 1038,37€
Thanks to spending the past week or so rewatching Grey's Anotomy, 007 has an entirely different meaning
I'm guessing the "2 syllable five/nine" thing is supposed to be pronounced "fee-veh/nee-neh" or something.
I would like to assume that English was OP's second language, except they claimed it was "first grade stuff."
Either way, Confidently Incorrect.
And now, just for funsies...
_"Fee-veh, juust lee-keh nee-neh, ees ah word weeth 2 vo-wels seh-pah-rah-ted by ah con-so-nant. Theh-reh-fo-reh, 2 syl-lah-bless. Thees ees feerst grah-deh stuuff."_
The Aus breakdancing was 100% unserious imo, because who the f*ck decided breakdancing should be an olympic sport? we were absolutely making fun of it, look at her joy!
You should give the Postmodern Jukebox cover of Sweater Weather a listen. It's so much better. ❤❤
that whole five and nine thing at 13:40 got me thinking...
Are there REALLY people out there pronouncing these words like "Fy-Va" and "Ny-Na"?
Fun fact Rick Astley has said himself that people dont stop rickrolling him in email and stuff so that chatGPT roast wasnt wrong
12:25 Anyone else reminded of the Spongebob tanning episode? Yikes.
1:39
I mean, Neversoft did work with both Tony Hawk and Tom Morello (for GHIII). And the NS-era GH game used the Tony Hawk engine.
13:03 if I remember correctly, the "I'm a sneaky snake guy" was in charge of the account during that era
4:30 Ah, Pukicho. The master of rare insults of threats on tumblr.
9:14 Good lord. I’m sorry that happened.
23:15 Was he dating a keyblade wielder? (Also I think this car was a prop for a Diablo trailer)
The syllables thing is because of end sounds on words. For example, for nine you could say n-Eye-n or n-Eye+nuh, which sounds like 1 or 2 syllables depending on accent. Same with five, if your accent applies an vuh sound to the end it would sound like two syllables.
Photographing that lady wasn't cool 3:03. You could tell she didn't want to be photographed.
The incredible amount of rage that was just produced from this person when they began talking about the Paris Olympics, goodness gracious
22:10 there was a guy named hunter in my high school who looked exactly like this
13:27 What the guy said was stupid, but understandable. I still dont understand how syllables work in english because in my native languages syllables are separated in the exact way he described them
When I think of a work like "nice" or "Alabama" my mind instantly goes to "ni-ce" and "A-la-ba-ma"
Favorite part of the angel guarding the aborted fetus reactions is that facebook orders those reaction emojis by most common... So most people were reacting to that post with a laughter emoji, lmao
I, too, would watch a Disney channel movie about three kids who a genie turns into NBA players. Sounds fire.