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  • @agitatedbeetle3068
    @agitatedbeetle3068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3302

    Someone calling Jake beautiful was something I wasn't expecting to hear today

    • @mexiheat
      @mexiheat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Yes

    • @lupin5080
      @lupin5080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      He is fucking beautiful

    • @robinnblood
      @robinnblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I wasn't expecting that either

    • @YeezeQ.
      @YeezeQ. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Two perfect reddit channels lol

    • @legok2so84
      @legok2so84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      It made me smile at it. Found it funny.

  • @lordduckulous5240
    @lordduckulous5240 3 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    “Well, you are what you eat”
    JACK NO THIS IS RARE INSULTS NOT CURSED COMMENTS

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2132

    “You are what you eat.”
    “It tastes like grandma.”

    • @mohamedsoliman7590
      @mohamedsoliman7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude, did you copy my comment?

    • @mohamedsoliman7590
      @mohamedsoliman7590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I wrotenmine before yours

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@mohamedsoliman7590 1. Literally nobody cares but you
      2. People can have the same ideas, mate.
      Edit: It literally wasn't even the same comment. You wrote something completely fucking different lmao, they just both involved family...

    • @gregatim
      @gregatim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Your pfp makes your comment seem an actual fact that happened.

    • @Panzasoup29
      @Panzasoup29 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Boomer Aang oong

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    0:51
    *Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed is actually Jack*

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2964

    When you realize the some of the people being insulted are so chadlike the insults are nothing compared to them

  • @curseds0ldier
    @curseds0ldier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Emkay is the type of guy, who calls his multiple personality Lexi, Jack or Damien.

  • @NotAFluke2
    @NotAFluke2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +809

    jake is here, now this is an avengers level crossover

  • @kewalramanichirag
    @kewalramanichirag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "I sold my mom for 800 gems".... "Because that's what heroes do" lmao

  • @afreak5525
    @afreak5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    an idea for Jacks intro: "I'm a snack, and I'll bite back"

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nice

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Snap that child’s back, G O L D F I S H

    • @hanaeve__
      @hanaeve__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Raise that hand and smack, G O L D F I S H

    • @messysh
      @messysh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      isn’t it spelt Jacque or am i wrong-

    • @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
      @Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatguyintherain3168 Saw your Ex in half, G O L D F I S H

  • @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585
    @yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “Princess Leia ain’t that bad (weird cheeky laugh)”
    Bruh,she’s *DEAD*

  • @LuxrayLloyd
    @LuxrayLloyd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +596

    I love how FakeJake is in every r/Rareinsult video now! (Even his own)

    • @jeshuaromeroocana446
      @jeshuaromeroocana446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD jeah its awesome

    • @unholyftp
      @unholyftp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@jeshuaromeroocana446 He is in his own videos because. Well. ya know. THEY ARE HIS VIDEOS.

    • @titliroy4713
      @titliroy4713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂

    • @fishysmalls
      @fishysmalls 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @god r/whoosh

    • @justaidil8525
      @justaidil8525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fishysmalls owo

  • @GhostKrow_
    @GhostKrow_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Can i just steal a moment of everybody's time to say this?
    EmKay is with no doubt, the best channel ive ever seen, along side CoryxKenshin, these guys (and gal) make me laugh every day when i have an emotional breakdown or homework that stresses me out.
    I can't express how happy i am to have found this communnity here.

    • @theicmn
      @theicmn ปีที่แล้ว

      Try Drachinifel.

  • @UwU-ye2hy
    @UwU-ye2hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    That guy got roasted for cosplaying his grandparents, deserved it.

    • @Speoon
      @Speoon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      UwU

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to?
      A: Wrap music.

    • @riverpaw3234
      @riverpaw3234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jdwmyt that joke is just like your name, cringe

    • @alpaca_cloud9657
      @alpaca_cloud9657 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@riverpaw3234 it’s supposed to be cheesy! :D

    • @xronium
      @xronium 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alpaca_cloud9657 still cringe

  • @yoyohan9
    @yoyohan9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:54 Omg he complimented Jake 😊

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 ปีที่แล้ว +607

    Honestly it would be an honor to be called Tom Scott

    • @JovaJovenile-m4j
      @JovaJovenile-m4j 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The 5 million dollar bill is a good lyrics to dance to

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      tom scott's a nice looking man, what can i say.

    • @watchyourback2849
      @watchyourback2849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I find funny that Jack said that Jake looks good

    • @jdwmyt
      @jdwmyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
      A: A towel.

    • @BGDMusic
      @BGDMusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tom scott is cool

  • @BaxyWaxyWooWoo
    @BaxyWaxyWooWoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I really needed this post because unfortunately someone died in my family so this made me smile today

    • @hankjwimbleton4010
      @hankjwimbleton4010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same

    • @iwantes6610
      @iwantes6610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sorry about that bro,I hope you feel better im sending good vibes your way

    • @BaxyWaxyWooWoo
      @BaxyWaxyWooWoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iwantes6610 thanks I really needed that

    • @henryhasaids
      @henryhasaids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I, I'm sorry for that, if you need, you can vent to me, its alright, I don't mind it if you need to get some stuff about it off your chest, I can try to give some advice..

    • @thememethief3653
      @thememethief3653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well your profile is Makoto, people around you die all the fucking time

  • @mayuravirus6134
    @mayuravirus6134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    WHY DID JAKE GETS FEATURED IN RARE INSULTS!?
    On 2:18 Its the short girl that say it the sauce is Toradora

    • @leonpb1409
      @leonpb1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, Taiga Aisaka from Toradora!!

    • @x7rr_r
      @x7rr_r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Probably because he looks like if Britain had a default skin

    • @octaviakustiawan7471
      @octaviakustiawan7471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He reacted to this insult in one of his rare insult vids and he counted it as a compliment

    • @lbdude
      @lbdude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ah yes the classic Ryuji letting his wife walk all over him.

    • @octaviakustiawan7471
      @octaviakustiawan7471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@x7rr_r ooooh *apply cold water to burnt area*

  • @marcosgurrola1421
    @marcosgurrola1421 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    How y'all be 27+ with no kids?
    Me and my boyfriend look at each other: we must be doing it wrong.

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I smell the gay

    • @mushedups
      @mushedups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 Does spongebob support LGBTQ?

    • @spongebobsquarepants8403
      @spongebobsquarepants8403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mushedups yes I do, I just smell his gay

    • @mushedups
      @mushedups 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 That's good to know

    • @SunnyBoltz
      @SunnyBoltz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spongebobsquarepants8403 g o o d

  • @HadesTheMisfit
    @HadesTheMisfit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

    "Okay, but this guy is beautiful"
    I can hear the weird people that ship reddit-reading channels s h a k i n g

    • @mrmimeprime4149
      @mrmimeprime4149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yep!

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      People that ship what now

    • @HadesTheMisfit
      @HadesTheMisfit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@K1ttyGam3r ever read Oz x Click fanfiction?
      people ship reddit-reading channels

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HadesTheMisfit No and I don’t plan to

    • @K1ttyGam3r
      @K1ttyGam3r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@HadesTheMisfit Honestly when you said Reddit-reading channels, I thought you meant the text to speech ones and I was wondering who out there liked making fanfiction of Cowbelly and Dank Doodle Memes

  • @thatotherandrew_
    @thatotherandrew_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    This channel complimenting Jake's channels was the most wholesome thing of this week.

  • @foliofili-yebovi9499
    @foliofili-yebovi9499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    0:52 didnt now they would roast fake jake

    • @ukewbing
      @ukewbing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think that that is RealJake.

    • @thecosmicalcat
      @thecosmicalcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      nah, looks more like WhyJake

    • @ld-jy6qw
      @ld-jy6qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      na its FakeJake Live

    • @hyenahammock451
      @hyenahammock451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's Fakob Jacob

    • @astr0man1ac29
      @astr0man1ac29 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All of you shut up and take my like(s)

  • @Seven7x8Eight
    @Seven7x8Eight 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jake and Emkay are the crossover of the century

  • @shinyhydreigon1265
    @shinyhydreigon1265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    If post Malone was what he ate, he’d must have eaten a middle school desk

  • @parkeranson2617
    @parkeranson2617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    6:55 He looks like the 26 year old who waits outside of middle schools to sell weed to students

    • @necko697
      @necko697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean like... your not wrong

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      26? More like 46/56..

    • @Sorakeyblademaster37
      @Sorakeyblademaster37 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@einienj3281 Nah. Even mild substances can age you.

    • @einienj3281
      @einienj3281 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Sorakeyblademaster37 I'm 40, just resently stopped smoking and drinking, and I quit taking drugs a couple of years ago.. but I still look younger..

  • @docondo9127
    @docondo9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    As a French I am kind of triggered to hear EVERY SINGLE WORD being said wrong at 3:41

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Docondo ! Even as a Québecois, I hated that pronunciation. Come on, Reddit narrators, learn French! Looking at you, Jack, Zach, and Damien.

    • @docondo9127
      @docondo9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@awesomestyles well, tbh he kinda tried, but the fact that he was "flexing" his pronunciation is what had angered most of the French talking people I think

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Docondo ! I didn’t even see that part. That only FURTHER bothers me. He sounds like when someone pronounces a French word like it would be pronounced if it were an English word.

    • @docondo9127
      @docondo9127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@awesomestyles mieOUXE

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Docondo ! E N F E N T

  • @missdire
    @missdire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jack's David Attenborough impression was fantastic!

  • @LiamSchafer
    @LiamSchafer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    last time i was this early, daimen was still a reader

    • @kittytherequirem
      @kittytherequirem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He’s not anymore?

    • @superwick9015
      @superwick9015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He's not anymore?

    • @wumixemc6320
      @wumixemc6320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Ligma GD that’s the joke

    • @VilliamNiva
      @VilliamNiva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ligma GD ur mom

    • @b4ph0m3t
      @b4ph0m3t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      what happened to him?

  • @wonpilspiano
    @wonpilspiano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack thinking Jake is beautiful is that moment in my life where starts just align perfectly. My faves 😍

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    I'm too perfect to be insulted

    • @mexiheat
      @mexiheat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sure

    • @vpr_dalton
      @vpr_dalton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Just like your appetite...

    • @KonpakuYoumu2003
      @KonpakuYoumu2003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You look like some drug adict decided to be Obese and mecame asian

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vpr_dalton Is his appetite too perfect to be insulted...? What?

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@KonpakuYoumu2003 bruh what these are terrible

  • @Nub_Head
    @Nub_Head 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "You are what you eat"
    Looks like he picked the wrong spice to eat

  • @phoenixthings
    @phoenixthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    *You are what you eat!*
    Impostors in among us: _Disguise lOO_

  • @s0uverains95
    @s0uverains95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    0:50 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INSULT JAKE?!

  • @mariastoica3932
    @mariastoica3932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    0:53
    He just being cute with homies

  • @kusuriurriii6943
    @kusuriurriii6943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That man really just insulted his colleagues like that. Imagine his colleagues sees that.

  • @shepgacha7496
    @shepgacha7496 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Was not expecting to hear someone call Jake beautiful today but ok

  • @sunny_8k
    @sunny_8k 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Voice cRACKing Jack made my day with a cherry on top

  • @himcoolik9845
    @himcoolik9845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "you are what you eat!"
    ...That explains why I'm human

    • @namemes5594
      @namemes5594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hold up

    • @shwingcrimson8202
      @shwingcrimson8202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Laughs in a combination of tuna casserol, pizza and fried chicken

  • @Re0Search
    @Re0Search 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:35 the Guy looks like Princess Leah and Kylo Ren did a fusion dance.

  • @cationicfrog
    @cationicfrog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    I think lexi is the only redditor that has a relationship

    • @ukewbing
      @ukewbing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Jack mentions his GF sometimes and I'm pretty sure Damien has one and did when he still did Emkay idk about Robin though.

    • @tachan1437
      @tachan1437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *legendary Lexi*
      you're right and wrong lmao
      Damien has a gf (Brianna)
      Jack mentions his a few times

    • @at-bazelgeuse
      @at-bazelgeuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ukewbing i mean robin did have breezy at one point but then they broke up but breezys content is still good

    • @carliestlaurent3861
      @carliestlaurent3861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damien lee does.

    • @teafloofs7091
      @teafloofs7091 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought Robin had a wife!

  • @stevendiaz3648
    @stevendiaz3648 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably the best crossover of 2020 :
    *Emkay and Fake jake*

  • @Goh._907
    @Goh._907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    0:51
    Oh it's Jake! He should be hired to narrate for emkay! He's a great narrator. I like his r/madlads videos

    • @NotAHologram
      @NotAHologram 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think (not sure) he was in the channel a while ago

    • @rakura4892
      @rakura4892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr

    • @iranoutofideas7114
      @iranoutofideas7114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NotAHologram what?

    • @crazywyvern4704
      @crazywyvern4704 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      He has his own channel, I’m not sure if he was part of the channel at one point like the other guy said but now he has multiple vary successful channels

    • @umusuarioqualquer777
      @umusuarioqualquer777 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@crazywyvern4704 robin has one too and hes sucessful

  • @vroXD24
    @vroXD24 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:54 imagine being able to draw things to life and draw a hand that cant even write an ok hand symbol

  • @mrbananaz1911
    @mrbananaz1911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:59
    they didn't need to do realjake like that

  • @thebread5623
    @thebread5623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Well, you are what you eat! Wait- does that not apply here-?" **insert intro**
    me: *W H E E Z E S*

  • @AvaTheTwilightZone
    @AvaTheTwilightZone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No Jack, that does not apply there.

  • @corrynhockney8059
    @corrynhockney8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I know that guy who "looks like someone tried drawing James Scott from memory"
    He's Fake Jake, Real Jake and Why Jake. He's also skilled in reddit. You should meet him.

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Lawson D. Hovind thanks for the info, I'll check that one out after this "gospel of dismay" cover

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You "know him"? You mean you've seen him on TH-cam..? Like about half of the people here

    • @dracoplayz2757
      @dracoplayz2757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Is it tho? Is it the fake? The real? The why? The how? Or the lamp?

    • @corrynhockney8059
      @corrynhockney8059 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GustavRex Funny how with all the satellites orbiting earth, not one of them could find where I said I knew him personally, I was merely using it in the secondary cotext of knowing who someone is, like about 99.9% of the internet.

    • @lordlopikong6940
      @lordlopikong6940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Guys remember when fakejake, realjake, whyjake ,howjake had a collab with Jake verda. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

  • @TunettiSpaghetti
    @TunettiSpaghetti ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That insult at the end is worse then my chances of my life getting any better.

  • @charax-1
    @charax-1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "John McAfee arrested at air port for wearing thong as a face mask"
    The officer: this smells funny...
    John: it had cocaine in it and what type of creep are you to smell that?

  • @therawringdog6754
    @therawringdog6754 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    robins rare insults are about as good as i can remember Emkays narrators

  • @legoobi-wankenobi3080
    @legoobi-wankenobi3080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    7:43. That's Altyn Tuu.
    They're an Altai Folk group.
    They are currently throat signing in the shot.

    • @TheLambda
      @TheLambda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      god it pissed me so much when he spoke mock chinese

  • @UmbraResistis
    @UmbraResistis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The entire emkay team is the type of people to try and insult people, and fail so miserably they accidentaly compliment instead.

  • @pandoose1324
    @pandoose1324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    im still waiting for him to say "hello everyone, my name is jack and i have a crack"

  • @DogeKing909
    @DogeKing909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:55
    Didn’t expect Jack to make fun of dangelowallace

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The fact that someone thinks D’Angelo is PK Russl 🤔

  • @lycarelepleutre7396
    @lycarelepleutre7396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:56 hey that's our dude, fakejake !

  • @valtiatarz466
    @valtiatarz466 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Omg the Kenobi impression was beautiful it definitely deserves a chef’s kiss.

  • @megumugi8620
    @megumugi8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    2:17 Thats ToraDora if i remember correctly.

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who said it Tho?

    • @megumugi8620
      @megumugi8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatonegaminglatias4345 I think Riyyu..? (That guy, not sure his name but the girl is taiga)

    • @leonpb1409
      @leonpb1409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes its Toradora, and it was Taiga mocking him because he was nagging on her or something

    • @megumugi8620
      @megumugi8620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@leonpb1409 ah. I watched toradora some time ago so yea. no wonder i dont remember

    • @xcavinps4539
      @xcavinps4539 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@megumugi8620 The guy is Ryuji

  • @roccoboiy7867
    @roccoboiy7867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    10:10 that guy looks like if Chris Griffin from family guy and Baby Brent from cloudy with a chance of meatballs did the fusion dance

  • @clinicaldumbass9061
    @clinicaldumbass9061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:08 the class when you take out the hand sanitizer:

  • @HordikaNate3821
    @HordikaNate3821 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This subreddit is one of the only one's I unironically like looking at, it's educational in how to completely destroy people

  • @TliaFree
    @TliaFree 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    0:59 nooo not my man Jake 🤦😂🤦

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:00 he was so out he couldn't even switch from Default pose to Sleep!
    XD

  • @lemonpie5288
    @lemonpie5288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Me: "I have school tomorrow I should probably sleep-
    Emkay: *yeah, we'll see that*

  • @MorbacraftFT
    @MorbacraftFT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this channel is literally a comfort character to me ;-;

  • @ianyazbec5829
    @ianyazbec5829 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Day 37 of asking Jack to say
    "G'day Emkay my name is Jack and my accent is wack"

  • @afellowcrusader2888
    @afellowcrusader2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    12:49
    Italy be like: Guys I have a plan!
    **Italy has left the game**

  • @thelasttemplar4993
    @thelasttemplar4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    11:47 hey don't mess with him I swear to god he can turn your piss into poison

  • @moralcompass4246
    @moralcompass4246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    'You are what you eat'
    pause
    *immediate regret*

  • @schmultt
    @schmultt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jake looks so much better than people are making him out to be

  • @ChikaTCv0.5
    @ChikaTCv0.5 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    2:18 this is only the GREATEST SERIES TO EVER EXIST

  • @Shadow_Architect
    @Shadow_Architect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:47 DUDE I WAS EATING SALSA AND I LAUGHED SO HARD IT WENT INTO MY NOSE NOW IT HURTS LIKE RRWAKING GFYUCUGDUTTHV

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "How yall be 27+ with no kids?"
    Infertile Women: I'm sorry?

  • @Gunanter
    @Gunanter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack's voice is literally when a British man tries an American accent

  • @finnsfolks
    @finnsfolks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:11 I heard that Insaniquarium sound effect! God, that brought up so many memories, lol.

  • @DogPerson626
    @DogPerson626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    10:31 he’s on clearance cuz one is too many

  • @Bread_Lord
    @Bread_Lord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    An insult jack could have used was “ that drawing is as bad as my sense of style “

  • @shinakubari5061
    @shinakubari5061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I just came from jake and i wasnt expecting that

  • @rose.luminary9126
    @rose.luminary9126 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    1:10 im dying. i was no where close to expecting that insaniquarium sound but OK DAMN here we are

  • @CasperDunning
    @CasperDunning 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    According to Native American lore dream catchers only work if they are given to someone else as a gift... and hung in a window, to allow for good dreams in and keep bad dreams out.

  • @andreimircea2254
    @andreimircea2254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:34
    Best rare insult out of this video.

  • @stolenmemepolice6128
    @stolenmemepolice6128 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    A turkey baster glued shut has more air flow than that drawing has quality, there jack. Are you guys happy that i did the funny?

  • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
    @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:51 I heard "That's what heroes do" and thought that the buyer of this person's mother was a generous man.

  • @notaprogamer2782
    @notaprogamer2782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    7:25
    I've seen that video. The lady starts lecturing the camera woman for being disrespectful while being on her ipad, but all she did was pull out her iPad for a couple of seconds. Soon, the security kick the boomer out and explain that she does this every day that she's there.

  • @lordbruh4749
    @lordbruh4749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    no one:
    Jack: you expected r/rare insults, but it was me! r/cursed comments!

  • @phanta_orunjha
    @phanta_orunjha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:20 He looks like the real life version of Chris Griffin from Family guy

  • @Bored_Kaga
    @Bored_Kaga 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:51 if you don't pay attention and are only listening, it sounds like a hero would pay 800 gems for the guy's mom because of the quick transition

  • @mafumafusnumberonefan
    @mafumafusnumberonefan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    If Online daters had mass, Meepcity would be a black hole.

    • @vapecat803
      @vapecat803 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

    • @KitKat23566
      @KitKat23566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boys and Girls Dance club. 👁👄👁

  • @gyoka4020
    @gyoka4020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    0:51 i dont expect jake to be in here lmao

  • @level2.99
    @level2.99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    here is a rare insult for the fan art
    this man can touch the bottom of a pringles can with they're fingers.

    • @GreenAndGoth
      @GreenAndGoth 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How the hell is that an insult

    • @level2.99
      @level2.99 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GreenAndGoth how did it take you 10 months to type that?

  • @arakemi1080
    @arakemi1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Lexy is the type of guy who has flirted so much in his life that his main line is a straight out flirting attempt for the viewer.

    • @arakemi1080
      @arakemi1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not much of a roast, more like a fact or something like that.

    • @arakemi1080
      @arakemi1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fun fact, i did not know lexy was trans. Neat for her.
      Also tip, dont wear very short skirts, its a big mistake, a trans friend of mine did it and regretted it.

  • @theguythatlikeslegos7708
    @theguythatlikeslegos7708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    1:31 he actually said that in the documentary

  • @thejohnhopkinscompany9599
    @thejohnhopkinscompany9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    They really do save all the cursed stuff for Jack.

  • @samujiro8729
    @samujiro8729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jake Paul is the type of person to drink out of the container while holding a cup.

  • @krisvoid4147
    @krisvoid4147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Dont make cute puppy seem sad..thats sad!"
    Gives the same vibe as
    "Thats not spooky, that's scary!"

  • @butter4934
    @butter4934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    10:49
    Aight, now I'm too tempted to go watch kitchen nightmares, brb

  • @XieLiansHat
    @XieLiansHat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love Danny Gonzalez and was kinda happy to see him in here lmaoo

    • @ashengrottosangel
      @ashengrottosangel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hello fellow greg!! and yes omg I was so surprised to see him here it's great

    • @XieLiansHat
      @XieLiansHat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ashengrottosangel hello fellow Greg :D

  • @Cssisabeautifulthang
    @Cssisabeautifulthang 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Who does not wash their hands after a shower

  • @magentamovie6520
    @magentamovie6520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    That first one and the “you are what you eat” got me cracking up! My dirty mind-

  • @arthurzuin7704
    @arthurzuin7704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Do a collab with Jake, he seems to be a really cool guy

  • @tonypeppermint5329
    @tonypeppermint5329 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Such beautiful creativity.

  • @TheCoolerReaper
    @TheCoolerReaper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:52 don’t do my boy jake like that