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  • @reneearwen
    @reneearwen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2416

    "Just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good"
    Robin: *proceeds to annihilate every comment*

    • @Starfloofle
      @Starfloofle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      He's misunderstanding the sub, you see
      Clearly it actually means Rare as in lightly cooked. :o

    • @bombedboomy1962
      @bombedboomy1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Starfloofle thank you somebody understands it

    • @saulgoodman6589
      @saulgoodman6589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i literally read that as soon as he said it

    • @warlandheroes6394
      @warlandheroes6394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Starfloofle Genius

    • @Cometsarecool
      @Cometsarecool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Starfloofle these "burns" were so bad it gave me salmonella

  • @BraydenBachlott
    @BraydenBachlott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Robin: *Criticizes insults for not being rare or funny enough
    Also Robin: *Claps at a Gene Pool joke

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I don't think it would have been taken the same without the lead up.

    • @arakakishinigamich.8859
      @arakakishinigamich.8859 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I agree

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Both the commenter and youtuber are super nerdy

    • @Saucey_J
      @Saucey_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@sethrawbass woah, calm down with the hard insults, god dang,

    • @clashdevil2925
      @clashdevil2925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think you just reverse discovered sarcasm

  • @MelodyCTurtle
    @MelodyCTurtle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2581

    Good lord, Robin was out for blood today.

  • @justlivin2499
    @justlivin2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    person: Has a decent rare insult
    Robin: *Angry Judgmental Commentator noises*

    • @sauce5066
      @sauce5066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Yet he’s also the guy to clap at a genepool joke and say it’s good

    • @octaviakustiawan7471
      @octaviakustiawan7471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@sauce5066 i mean, that was a good insult ngl

    • @thatonegaminglatias4345
      @thatonegaminglatias4345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He's the Gordon Ramsay of insults.

    • @justlivin2499
      @justlivin2499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thatonegaminglatias4345 WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUSE!!!

    • @spencer2990
      @spencer2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justlivin2499 WHERE'S THE GOOD INSULTS!!!

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +578

    "Tee hee! I bet you sleep standing up or something like that!"
    The Animal Crossing character knowing that horses sleep standing up: *Maybe I'm a horse.*

  • @tonychang6014
    @tonychang6014 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    The man's standards of "rare" are so high that when he orders his steak, he isn't satisfied until he gets to the farm the cows come from

    • @paxtheskeleton6636
      @paxtheskeleton6636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      His whining is somehow more painful then a baby on a plane and a nail on a chalkboard trying to kill each other

    • @SapoWeonN300
      @SapoWeonN300 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@paxtheskeleton6636 thats just raw, not rare
      Its need to be cook in order to be a good one, but i give you that one, your parents didnt cooked you enought

    • @paxtheskeleton6636
      @paxtheskeleton6636 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SapoWeonN300 Well I did push my way out of the oven early so I guess you’re right lol

    • @trexindominus8119
      @trexindominus8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn

    • @ilysmaxx
      @ilysmaxx ปีที่แล้ว

      the general comment and first reply was better than any string of words that will be created within this comment until the end of humanity because to me it seems grammar slowly degrades at different levels throughout the span of a comments lifetime and replies will therefore devolve into ‘comment not rare oo oo aa aa’

  • @TheGeno28
    @TheGeno28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    Robin actin like one of those mentor characters in shows who complain and mock, yet never come with good examples of their own.

    • @luftwaffebomber1340
      @luftwaffebomber1340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Right?!

    • @TheBaldNonce
      @TheBaldNonce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I hate robin i cant believe hes the main narrator

    • @phlogistinatorpb
      @phlogistinatorpb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@TheBaldNonce Why thought he's just like that one cousin, we all like him but he's annoying when he's in this sub atleast

    • @aleumuru6682
      @aleumuru6682 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I like Robin but, I noticed most of his rareinsult videos for Emkay end up with more and more of the same insults almost as if to pick on the poor unfortunate soul, and if you hear an insult so many times it loses the sting and comedy. Again my own opinion, as I have seen several of these insults in other Emkay Rareinsult videos thus making it like a rerun each time, Lexie can make them funny, Robin burns them, Damian is very wholesome and makes them holy. Imo

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@aleumuru6682 imo damiens the only good narrator, the others just unnecessarily bring politics into the videos, like we get it, trump bad, old people bad, you dont have to keep saying it

  • @that0wlguy255
    @that0wlguy255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Robin seems like the type of guy who goes to a free event
    that exhibits kids' drawings and asks for his money back cause he didn't get to see "The starry night" from Van Gogh.

  • @agent_w.
    @agent_w. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    POV: You just tried to bully the nerdy quiet kid and he roasts you back: 1:10

    • @hainesnoids
      @hainesnoids 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      first

    • @sethrawbass
      @sethrawbass 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Idk man im like half retarded and thought it was witty and humorous.

    • @digiiiii
      @digiiiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      sjjdsfdjsdf omfg

    • @RandomDucc-sj8pd
      @RandomDucc-sj8pd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Trip koLng I have about 50 clever xomebacks up my sleeve and I’m *not afraid to use them*

  • @thomasgolian5867
    @thomasgolian5867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    I always thought that Robin was so angry because he didn’t get the jokes, which was confirmed by when he thought that someone’s skin being thinner than school toilet paper wasn’t funny

  • @kamchaotic6225
    @kamchaotic6225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1480

    Jesus, Robin is more judgemental of these Reddit posts than my mom is of me for the way I dress.

    • @era2s
      @era2s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      emkay in a nutshell, theyre like the gordon ramsay of memez

    • @thatjuicyboi8516
      @thatjuicyboi8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@era2s truer word have never been spoken

    • @thatjuicyboi8516
      @thatjuicyboi8516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@era2s 'WHERES THE GODDAMN GOOD INSUULLTT!' JUST BECAUSE ITS RARE DOESN'T MEAN ITS GOOD! YOU FOCKIN IDIOT SANDWICH!'

    • @scouticescoutice4994
      @scouticescoutice4994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      2/10

    • @mercenarychef9465
      @mercenarychef9465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He's not wrong though. I'm subbed to rare insults, and have been insanely disappointed by the majority of posts.

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Robin judging these insults like he didn’t just wake up on the wrong side of the bed, but the bed woke up the wrong side of him.

    • @idontknow-on3kz
      @idontknow-on3kz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao both roasting his reactions to the bad insults, while making a roast worse then any in this subreddit

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Robin crossed a black cat and got good luck, then subsequently angry.

  • @Slaydrik
    @Slaydrik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good, but the subreddit is rare insults, not good insults

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I made the same comment a few months ago in another r/rareinsults video and its incredible that my point still stands to this day.

    • @nickdeltufo3857
      @nickdeltufo3857 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      To be fair, how many times have you seen the “0.1% of bacteria Lysol doesn’t kill” insults are reposted on that subreddit?

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nickdeltufo3857 there is an occasional repost here and there but its mostly good

    • @WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime
      @WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said

    • @jamesthebirdman9412
      @jamesthebirdman9412 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CoingamerFL I have seen most of these insults, they aren’t rare.

  • @verydumbkid4568
    @verydumbkid4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Robin out here acting like the middle school art teacher that harshly criticizes their students’ artwork

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 ปีที่แล้ว

      Been there but elementary school 💀💀💀 she ruined my brother’s opinion of art in general

  • @fredrik5832
    @fredrik5832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Oooh I didn’t know we had Gordon Ramsey of rare insults over here.

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I SAID *RARE.* NOT _RAW!_

    • @phantoids
      @phantoids 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, dude looks like a discount ashens with a bad hairstylist.

    • @digiiiii
      @digiiiii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      robin reading this for some god damned reason: _WHERES THE INSULT?!_

  • @Neganium
    @Neganium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I don't think they should let Robin take this subreddit anymore; he just gets really mad because of his absurdly high standards for *insults on the internet* and kind of just sucks the fun out of it. Also, I worry mildly about his blood pressure; dude sounds legitimately pissed. Like. Calm down, go outside, pet the grass or something.

    • @KirbyatYT
      @KirbyatYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Something about the phrase “petting grass” sets off a positive emotion in some part of my brain

    • @Neganium
      @Neganium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@KirbyatYT I mean grass feels really nice sometimes; I rarely get to touch grass myself, and around here it's kind of scrubby, anyways. But if you find some real nice grass, it can be nice to just... pet that shit. You ever just stroke a blanket or a stuffed animal or something else that feels really nice? Good texture goes brrr

    • @Hasteroth
      @Hasteroth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      to be fair, most of these insults genuinely suck

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why pet the grass, it feels like shit. Unless it’s short.

    • @Neganium
      @Neganium 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@siliswest498 You must not have touched the nice grass. Not all grasses are equal.

  • @borismarkovic9936
    @borismarkovic9936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    He gets mad that that r/Rareinsults is full of rare insults and not funny insults

    • @thcfck6870
      @thcfck6870 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Tbh they're not even rare, just random or reposts

    • @michaelmcdonnell5574
      @michaelmcdonnell5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So next time have Lexi or Jack

    • @phlogistinatorpb
      @phlogistinatorpb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's like that one guy who speaks as he thinks so maybe next time stick with the pictures

    • @theenigma2861
      @theenigma2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Seedless no... More like going to burger king then getting annoyed when their not selling fries
      Just cause it's a video on r/rareinsults don't mean you're gonna get on the front page of Reddit for saying basic stuff like "tHaTs LiKe GoInG tO gAs StAtIoN aNd AsKiNg FoR sTaMpS"

    • @theenigma2861
      @theenigma2861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      The issue is most of them aren't rare in the slightest, they tend to follow some very unoriginal formats for insults "You look like [random object with negative connotation]" for example "melted candle"
      "This the type of person to [lol quirky action that doesn't fit scenario]" for example "look up and down before crossing the street" (which I've heard about a thousand times)
      "This person looks like [pop culture celebrity or character], on [drugs, name the drug if you want it to sound more interesting]"
      I could go on for longer but you get my point

  • @philsharpe4315
    @philsharpe4315 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Robin is that kid in elementary school who would smugly correct you every single time you mispronounced something miniscule

  • @tratack
    @tratack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Robin is the type of person to yell at deaf people with a megaphone

  • @300IQPrower
    @300IQPrower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Fun Fact: Doctors have no idea how Ozzy is alive. he apparently has a unique genetic mutation that makes him incredibly resistant to the negative affects of hard drugs and alcohol. So yes he genuinely has done vastly more of both than any other celebrity EVER

    • @jamisonedwards8162
      @jamisonedwards8162 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ThePapaja1996 Or he died years ago and just hasn't stopped moving yet.

    • @300IQPrower
      @300IQPrower 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamisonedwards8162 It would certainly explain a LOT

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 202 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @turkukoulu5381
      @turkukoulu5381 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Good ide

    • @Senivitia
      @Senivitia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This. Get this to top!

    • @gulag3463
      @gulag3463 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      your profile picture is changer for g

    • @The.throngler
      @The.throngler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jesus Christ

    • @a-ragdoll
      @a-ragdoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      congrats ur first

  • @Ilovepointlessstorys
    @Ilovepointlessstorys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Maybe Robin shouldn’t do rare insults. He was kind of taking the fun out of it.

    • @Saucey_J
      @Saucey_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This is a great opinion, it’s not directly insulting or being rude, it’s a valid opinion. (Sorry, I just see a lot of stuff just being plain rude and stupid, and just thought I’d say it’s really cool you’re not being rude about it).

    • @Ilovepointlessstorys
      @Ilovepointlessstorys 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Saucey_J No need to be rude for sure. I do like Robin, Just not for this.

    • @Saucey_J
      @Saucey_J 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Ilovepointlessstorys agreed!

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah, after two minutes I was getting bored more and more each second.

    • @SeaDog1667-1st
      @SeaDog1667-1st 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Yeah, well, you're about as useful as a Skype gift card." - Robin, 2022.

  • @haylicewatters41
    @haylicewatters41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    As the days go by, Robin's voice sounds like if a Minecraft villager was hired at a weather guy job

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "HmmmmMmm."
      Ah yes now I'm prepared for the outside.

    • @dubioustheatreyt8096
      @dubioustheatreyt8096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "a weather guy job" Did you mean a meteorologist? The guys that study and report the weather?

    • @haylicewatters41
      @haylicewatters41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dubioustheatreyt8096 those guys in news, y'know

    • @redpikdman
      @redpikdman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Villager news

    • @lunariousmoon
      @lunariousmoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dunununa dananana nana nana! Villager News

  • @randomchannel3609
    @randomchannel3609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Robin sounds like the kid who would play tag and recess but would call timeout just before he got tagged.

    • @nightflare_x
      @nightflare_x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice one

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      R/rareinsults

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Robin is the sound it makes when you deliberately put your toaster on the lowest possible setting and then eat it with a dollop of mayonnaise.

  • @mckaydalton
    @mckaydalton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Why did he call out the “clap at the end of a funeral” joke but the look “up and down before crossing the street” one has been in all his videos multiple times and he never mentions it.

  • @GetTheCooolShoeshine
    @GetTheCooolShoeshine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Ah yes, this joke I've seen before is amazing but the joke I haven't seen before is crap because it isn't original"

  • @reaperofsorrow8431
    @reaperofsorrow8431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Ima be honest the microwave steak one was hilarious. Idk if robins seen a microwaved steak

    • @ririnasenpai4747
      @ririnasenpai4747 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      fr i think he didn't understand the joke (comparing a bland personality to microwaved steak) and thought it was just something random

  • @sairuhbby
    @sairuhbby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    robin has the anger that only an adult named after a disney character can have

  • @ethanhatmaker5043
    @ethanhatmaker5043 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Robin the kind of guy to go to r/RAREinsults and complain that they're not great. Just go to r/goodinsults or something man. You're getting exactly what you're asking for man.

  • @TheOneAvocado
    @TheOneAvocado 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    God Robin, we get it, you’re a comedy god, and you get to tell us all what’s funny and not, but please shut up and let us just enjoy more of them

  • @nerdyfalco408
    @nerdyfalco408 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Robin be like: "geee this one came out straight from r/Iamveryrandom" and then laughs at the lamest roasts

  • @tomaseckhardt4711
    @tomaseckhardt4711 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good" Just because you can mock random people doesn't mean you're better than everyone else robin.

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "What if we used 100% of our brain?"
    *r/rareinsults*

    • @humanbeing7485
      @humanbeing7485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      r/rareinsults won't be rare if we used 100%

  • @LilyaJuno
    @LilyaJuno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Robin seems like the type of guy to criticize the way his father left him

  • @bennytheenby
    @bennytheenby 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Listening to the narrator call all of them unoriginal then call the one that has been narrated on this chanel before, the gene pool one, original.
    Just... wow

    • @maplelemons
      @maplelemons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Yeah, robin is just, something special

    • @VampiricDragon666
      @VampiricDragon666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@maplelemons A bit too special. Where's his caretaker? Who let him use youtube again?

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@maplelemons na he just is a bit special, if you know what i mean

  • @splintered7078
    @splintered7078 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Robin is the type of guy who tried to sue his parents for making him ugly.

  • @flair1638
    @flair1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The "before crossing the road" insult is about as common as the gambling ads I get here in New Jersey

  • @IshijimaKairo
    @IshijimaKairo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    the way Robin roasts these people makes him sound like he eats microwaved boiled eggs for dinner because "he doesn't like the shell too hard".

  • @Zenefor
    @Zenefor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    had a guy in math class say to the teacher:
    This class is so stupid that if we looked at the time it'd say past redemption.

  • @nathanstafford8412
    @nathanstafford8412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Robin is literally grading each post as if they're assignments he set as a teacher

    • @viscountrainbows6452
      @viscountrainbows6452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Robin would look at a drawing of a dog by a 5 year old and unironically go full Maddox.

  • @amelietremblay7582
    @amelietremblay7582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You're like that one guy who tells everyone what they will receive as a present.
    You ruin the fun.

  • @jacobc9221
    @jacobc9221 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Robin: *Starts roasting insults that are rare for a reason*
    That one guy who copy pasted cusswords to describe minecraft's white bed: *Nervous sweating*

  • @Bushment.
    @Bushment. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Alternate title: robin complains about stupid insults

  • @theshockerpit7274
    @theshockerpit7274 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    This man standards are higher than a College student in the 1980s

    • @spencer2990
      @spencer2990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      higher standards than people giving out jobs
      "must have a degree in science, a phd in math, blah blah blah and a 9 inch pp"

  • @archiep3821
    @archiep3821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Bruh the thwomp sound effect had me dead

  • @THEOPDESTROYER777
    @THEOPDESTROYER777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Robin calling memes stupid is like saying schools are educational or that jobs make you work

  • @OverlordGezora
    @OverlordGezora 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Just because it’s rare doesn’t mean it’s funny”
    That’s why it’s called *r/rareinsults* and not *r/funnyinsults*

  • @gervasiocampana6217
    @gervasiocampana6217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Interesting thing about Ozzy Osborne: He's one of the few people who've had their genome fully sequenced, and they found out that he has a rare gene mutation that is the reason he is still alive after all those drugs, it makes his body more resistant to the harmful effects, anyone else would've died of an overdose

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      But the drugs did damage his brain... didn't they?

    • @gervasiocampana6217
      @gervasiocampana6217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@vexile1239 I don't think they did, actually. He took enough drugs to make more than one person overdose, probably, then would go on to get up fine the next day, so clearly the mutation that causes his resistance to it is damn strong

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah wasnt it because of his neanderthal anscestors? His dna literally returned to monke

  • @lucasmaximas7629
    @lucasmaximas7629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    This man likes to say these insults are bad because they dont make sense, yet that's the point.

    • @ConneRSensei
      @ConneRSensei 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And your point being is that? r/rareinsults is "supposedly" a sub to make people laugh, but it hardly does. So what if it's just to feature "rare" insults? Please, if anything, the only rare thing about the sub is that it's the only sub that insults itself by these shitty, undercooked comparisons that you call "insults". If r/rareinsults was a subreddit about clothes, plain white tshirts would be considered the top of fasion. r/rareinsults fails at both or at least have either a rare or a funny insult.

    • @potatoman7028
      @potatoman7028 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ConneRSensei none of what you said made sense

    • @scrimbloproductions3938
      @scrimbloproductions3938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ConneRSensei
      Chris,please,go back to the kindergarten and learn how to make a fucking point

  • @enderbirds3814
    @enderbirds3814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Robin seemed more annoyed at these posts than my parents when I make a valid point in an argument

  • @a-ragdoll
    @a-ragdoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    these insults are so rare even a original joke is jealous about them

  • @c_zero-zu7vg
    @c_zero-zu7vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Greetings, fellow lizards. Do not forget to hydrate and moisten your eyeballs. The upcoming Fly Hunting Festival on Thursday requires many flies, so please refrain from consuming too many before the arranged date.

    • @bryn_______
      @bryn_______ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your giving me vibes of a kid who corrects everybody when they say a word slightly wrong (this isn’t trying to be a insult causes it to bad to be one

    • @c_zero-zu7vg
      @c_zero-zu7vg 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bryn_______ nah man it’s just an inside joke with my friends there’s no way in hell I could always talk like that

  • @versedvrox7323
    @versedvrox7323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    g'day everyone (part 5)

  • @maybelater4600
    @maybelater4600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    13:07 crazy fun fact: Ozzy Osbourne has an incredibly rare condition that lets him drink and do more drugs than any normal person could dream to, he would be dead a thousand times over had he not had this condition
    1 in a billion odds of having it apparently

    • @enderbirds3814
      @enderbirds3814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lucky

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All my characters in watch dogs legion have that as well considering how many times ive gotten them pissed, that and none of them have died from it

  • @killjoy30011
    @killjoy30011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The comment about him waking up and saying Daddy to himself I think is a more polite version of if he was having some alone time and saying harder Daddy to himself

  • @noxiousplays8365
    @noxiousplays8365 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Robin looks like that one kid in school that was a mouth breather that was constantly daydreaming.

  • @owenroughley1889
    @owenroughley1889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm sorry but can we just appreciate the 7:35 insult for a minute or two?? That was literally better than all of the insults in the video.

  • @michaelmcdonnell5574
    @michaelmcdonnell5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Can we please have Lexi for the next r/rareinsults I think she'll be less picky

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Agreed. She's a much better fit to be here. Hell, David the Baker is too. I like Robin and all but his judgemental attitude towards this subreddit just hurts me mentally and spiritually, I don't hate him either. On any other subreddit, he's pretty enjoyable. Here though, he's insufferable.

  • @zoh4242
    @zoh4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I just love Robin roasting every post instead of pretending they are funny, that’s why I’m subbed to this channel

    • @Degenerick
      @Degenerick 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeh this channel is more than just robin

    • @zoh4242
      @zoh4242 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Degenerick I’m aware, I’ve been subbed since Damien was here

  • @Gon-hx4df
    @Gon-hx4df 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I get the feeling Robin sometimes slaps people because they told a bad joke

  • @pixel_ated
    @pixel_ated 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You want rare insults yet "I bet you look up and down before crossing the street" somehow meets your criteria.

  • @Thestitchandbtch
    @Thestitchandbtch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "personality of a microwaved stake," I think they were trying to say they have a dry personality.

  • @Mr_Rykes
    @Mr_Rykes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:56 Sentry comin’ right up.

  • @mipierainbows_dead
    @mipierainbows_dead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dear Robin,
    I regret to inform you that they actually do know how hard it is to do art on a nail, because
    *they're the one who did it on their nail and sent the picture*

  • @bigtensocks6636
    @bigtensocks6636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    We all know Robins the best narrator

  • @princealigorna7468
    @princealigorna7468 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Emkay, you know what I'm here to ask, and it's to make Robin suffer and scream "Noah, get the boat" because everything is awful.
    And also to get him away from similes because he seems fundamentally opposed to them and that is like 89% of the content of this subreddit

  • @culturedkid4570
    @culturedkid4570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Your about as useful as a Skype Giftcard"
    Damn Robin....

  • @thelonelygamer361
    @thelonelygamer361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The lopsided starfish one was because starfish have no brain, but do posses regenerative abilities. He was calling him stupid, ugly, and bad at the most basic task available to him.
    While I do agree that more than a few of these aren't great and even less are rare, I still do think that Robin is acting like the Gordan Ramsey of memes.

  • @faultf4
    @faultf4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If I found THAT thing taking the place of thwomps in my Mario Game, I’m writing it under ‘Misrated by ESRB’

  • @AranVibesWithStuff
    @AranVibesWithStuff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Today, Robin woke up and decided that he will rarely insult the rare insult subreddit, what a giga chad.

    • @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702
      @toddhowarddressedasatellyt702 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ah yes, calling something stupid and reciting the same thing over and over, what a rare thing to do

  • @CoingamerFL
    @CoingamerFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I honestly hate when robin does this subreddit but i hope its not that bad today lol

    • @GothMermaidGamer
      @GothMermaidGamer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Same
      His standards are like, way too high for the rare insults
      Like fuckin relax dude

    • @CoingamerFL
      @CoingamerFL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@GothMermaidGamer And it would be fine if he was funny lol

    • @witchqueen10
      @witchqueen10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He just sounds bitter and not funny

  • @eunicerodrigues1500
    @eunicerodrigues1500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I like how Robin insults the insults

  • @eden-elysium
    @eden-elysium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Here’s a rare insult that popped into my head out of the blue one day:
    “He looks like the kind of guy that would replace his bones with rawhide before going to the animal shelter so the dogs would like him more.”

  • @basedhalo
    @basedhalo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I think Robin Had a very bad day and just dissing everything mode kicked in

  • @cjkillem9588
    @cjkillem9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    8:05 MY GOD THEY'RE SAYING IT'S BLAND. THEY HAVE A BLAND PERSONALITY! IT'S NOT JUST RANDOM WORDS. DON'T BE MAD AT AN INSULT CUS YOU CAN PUT THE PIECES TOGETHER AS WELL AS A BLIND MAN PUTTING TOGETHER A PUZZLE.
    Putting together an insult that is both dumb enough for Robin to understand AND stupid enough for him to find funny is like trying to put a bucket of air into a bottomless hole.

    • @BlueStar4040
      @BlueStar4040 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      True 🤣

    • @Bioh9z9rd
      @Bioh9z9rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      For a sec I thought your caps locks were broken.

    • @KirbyatYT
      @KirbyatYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/murderedbywords

  • @timbofurraboyabo9687
    @timbofurraboyabo9687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    alternate title: "Just because it's rare doesn't mean it's good. Chapter 1: The Insults Get Insulted"

  • @matthewamade3297
    @matthewamade3297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    unpopular opinion: robin isnt fit to do this subreddit. so negative.

    • @Rustycannon7734
      @Rustycannon7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Honestly, 95% of this is just him saying they're not good. He's right they're not funny. So just don't fucking use it for thw video cause this is just boring and a bit irritating to listen to

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed. Someone else should cover it instead.

  • @Sleepless.Nights
    @Sleepless.Nights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It's r/RareInsults not "good insults". It doesn't have to be good to be rare, just like the IKEA cheesegrater that is your voice

  • @legospaceracer123
    @legospaceracer123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It was hard to enjoy the video when he was just complaining about half of the insults being presented... Even though he basically said he wasn't trying to be a gatekeeper of comedy.

  • @memersnas8684
    @memersnas8684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What you define as a bad/cliche rare insult is something that us Gen Z find funny because it’s so random.

    • @Bioh9z9rd
      @Bioh9z9rd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm a gen z kid and I don't think these are funny

  • @wyattkinsman
    @wyattkinsman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Robin calling people out on the internet for pretending to be original is almost better than the insults

  • @ireneparkin3360
    @ireneparkin3360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Robin:- "Ozzy Osbourne has done more drugs than you can imagine."
    Me:- "Not to mention that time he half ate a bat."

  • @prestidigitation3924
    @prestidigitation3924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love when Robin does this sub, bc he is absolutely the Gordon Ramsay of rare insults

  • @RAJF24
    @RAJF24 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The way robin said “oh no not her” about sia was actually so brave but I COMPLETELY agree

  • @sheer7500
    @sheer7500 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Just because it's rare, doesn't mean it's good"
    Then how about instead of r/rareinsults, you go to r/goodinsults? How's that for an idea?

  • @Caitilizzie
    @Caitilizzie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:23 Damn Robin, I actually liked this one

  • @kingced741
    @kingced741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This man needs more culture

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean his attic probably has more culture growing than he has.

    • @Royal2KGaming
      @Royal2KGaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also TIL there is an emoji for Culture dish: 🧫

  • @Funtime_Kacey
    @Funtime_Kacey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Its easy to make a rare insult, but its hard to make a good one

  • @spiritravenheart1335
    @spiritravenheart1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Nice and early. Also I feel so bad for people who make insults where context is required, simply cause anyone who doesn't know the context immediately sees it as bad.

    • @phlogistinatorpb
      @phlogistinatorpb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah what's up with that i mean just add a screenshot of the vid

  • @Cash_Kiw3e
    @Cash_Kiw3e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:45 He looks like a toddler tried to photoshop someone else's face onto an oval he drew.

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Robin in this video sounds like the type of guy to smell someone's fart and say "I've smelt better"

  • @kaceydias
    @kaceydias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:12 It looks like an artist struggled to draw his second eye

    • @LardZardd
      @LardZardd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao yeah

    • @KirbyatYT
      @KirbyatYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He looks like Nickado Avocado if he didn’t go down the path he did

  • @killerbunnyidols
    @killerbunnyidols 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Freddy approved

  • @Jennifer_MB
    @Jennifer_MB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Someone riled up Robin, and I like it.

  • @necronwarlord9188
    @necronwarlord9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The thing about old vs new ms frizzle is the old one looked like a psychotic lesbian art teacher while the new one looks like a Sunday school teacher who proposes bills to ban transgender students from any sports

    • @spiritravenheart1335
      @spiritravenheart1335 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I wasn't even aware there was a new Ms.Frizzle, and seeing it gives me vibes of the meme about religious cartoons making a hellish world where everyone is descended from two John Arbuckles

  • @LucyKing411
    @LucyKing411 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love Robin but every time he narrates this sub it's like listening to a middle aged man complain about how a gymnast was slightly wobbly while sticking a landing while he himself can't walk without tripping. The name is *RARE* insults, not GOOD insults.

    • @fundude6127
      @fundude6127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That analogy is fucking PERFECT. Exactly the same energy as misogynists who hate women who are much more talented.

  • @cfq1018
    @cfq1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Robin seems like a food critique for rare insults

  • @ChloekabanOfficial
    @ChloekabanOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Robin must've been banned from some random jewelry store because they think his name implies he's gonna rob it and steal those emeralds that were half-price that day.

  • @urmum755
    @urmum755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Damn Robin was NOT having it today 💀💀

  • @Pullipe
    @Pullipe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Alternate title: Robin insulting people with crappy insults