The subreddit is called rare insults not good/creative insults I could call someone a coffee machine that looks like it fell down the stairs, was that insult good? No, not really, will you ever hear it again? Probably not, thus, is the insult rare? Yes, and so the insult technically fits the subreddit Rare =/= Clever
The I would rather be British thing was an insult because it was “the unofficial ira” so basically the ira are the people who fought Britain for the Irish republic
Help All the other pigs are in their bunkers and won't let me in!!! Plz don't attack us guys I don't want to take the eggs I'm just forced to build vehicles for king pig and if I fail a mission I get yelled at by king pig plz no!!!
~ i have some nice insults ~ "You unsalted peanut" "You bleached fishing rod" and my personal favorite, "You deep fried pencil" i might come up with some other ones in the future
@@j.ojo2004 she genuinely thought it was funny. She’ll delete anything negative but this comment is 100% still up. She does have a great sense of humor
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Last time I was this early, nobody SAID "first", "second", "last time I was this early", etc. They were too busy coming out of their mother's womb to say anything
His voice sounds like he is a cartoon character, radio host from the 50’s & the teen from your high school who is super eccentric and wears weird suits all the time
@Ari Freedman no those a holes blew up innocent civilians and don’t deny it and the caused a lot of death in the Easter rising the Irish hated them for that but when we hanged your leaders that’s what sparked things. Which is really dumb because they caused the deaths of approximately 400 civilians and were rightfully shot for it
0:25 I'm going to be honest Robin, there have been countless times where I've gotten your voice mixed up with Lexi's You both have that anime protag/radio show host fusion going on
my friend insulted me and when I said "I was murdered" in vc he said, "meanwhile you're a war criminal because of your destructive insults" there's no way they're that bad right?... *right?*
Who the hell had the audacity to say that the guy was shaped like an angry bird?Man poor angry birds...as if being thrown of a slingshot to try to stop pigs from stealing their eggs wasnt enough
I think what made the "I'd rather be British" insult extra spicey is that it was made by an IRA account. Saying that the IRA doesn't like the UK that much is a massive understatement.
That comment at 6:56 is so insensitive and mean, I would make myself an account to that site, locate that thread, follow, and then mercilessly spam the original poster. Introvert speaking, btw.
2:45 "I Would rather be British". The insult gets points, because its from an (Unofficial) account for the *IRA* so, if you dont get it, just know that this comment could never suffice in explaining it. And learning the back history of a joke, to get the joke, ruins it in the process. Just learn the history between Ireland and the British, not even that far back, start in the late 20th century. Learn about the IRA (not the retirement account, but you should definitely have one, Social Security will not help you).
As an Irish person, I can explain the "I'd rather be British" thing. That person was from the Irish Republican Army (IRA), who have a particular hate for the British. Ireland used to be part of the UK, and early in the 20th century, 26 counties of the island got independence from Britain, with the remaining 6 still being part of the UK (these are known as Northern Ireland). There have been a lot of attacks from both sides in the 20th century, with the IRA attacking Britain, and the Black & Tans being the main group attacking Ireland, and loads of bombing. It was especially bad in Northern Ireland, where it kept going further into the 20th century under the name "The Troubles", with conflict revolving around Irish/Catholics (who wanted full independence for Ireland) vs British/Protestants (who wanted Ireland to stay in Britain), with loads of people being killed for being the "wrong" side from their perspective. Even to this day, a small minority of Irish people hate the British to the same degree, and some people still want the 6 counties of Northern Ireland back to make a United Ireland
I feel I should point out the 6 counties of Northern Ireland voted to remain British. The other 26 voted for independence. Just to clarify how Northern Ireland was formed.
7:51 Yep. Koi is the Japanese word for carp (I do not know anything about Japanese, but I know plenty about carp.). As a keeper of goldfish (also carp), I can confirm they are pretty hardy.
9:25 my first time making an omelette alone was good, I overcooked it a bit but it just added crunch, main problem was I made it with onion powder, onions, and craft singles...
If an American had a dollar for every “this sounds like doctor’s handwriting” out there, they'd be able to afford an initial consultation with a doctor.
Robin: "What bird would I be?"
Everyone: *looks around awkwardly*
Lexi: "So... who's gonna tell him?"
Definitely a turkey
obviously a PiGeOn
He would ____________
A blue tit
An american eagle, obviously
Robin’s laugh sounds like it’s being held hostage by Robin so it could laugh
So... hows that cure going doc?
Mind size MEGA
They need to put this comment in a r/rareinsults video im dying 😂😂😂
Shitty CinemaSins fake-laugh sounding ass.
A rare insult in a R/rare insults vidio
The "I would rather be British" insult was 1000% gold, I'm just kinda saddened it was lost on Robin in the moment
From an acc like that its serious buisness
its sad he didnt notice it was from the IRA
@Silvertd 159 Would you like some tea for that burn instead then?
come out ya black and tans come out an-
@Silvertd 159 I don’t think you realized this was a joke. Sorry though, it was with no bad intention.
Rare insults in a nutshell:
Random words together 70%
Good insults 25%
Rare good insults 5%
Same! I love race cars and everything about them. I think that's why my friends call me racist!
@@hypertrollos4776 i- _wait what-_
His name.
The subreddit is called rare insults not good/creative insults
I could call someone a coffee machine that looks like it fell down the stairs, was that insult good? No, not really, will you ever hear it again? Probably not, thus, is the insult rare? Yes, and so the insult technically fits the subreddit
Rare =/= Clever
@@_antisocialmedia6377 what are you even talking about
Robin: "what bird would I be?"
Me, at 1:47 AM, drunk on nothing but time: YoU wOuLd Be A cAnArY.
@Evening Inchworm I think he would be a Cuckoo, he seems a bit... cuckoo, to me.
A bald eagle because of his hair loss
@@landiemoonkurshey5468 Mannn, you didn't have to murder a guy LMAAOOO
@@landiemoonkurshey5468 DAMNNNNNN
2 YEARS LATER AND THAT STILL HURTS
@@landiemoonkurshey5468 Oof.
Robin is like the guy who you would ask to present your project because everyone on your crew is introverted
I'm the introvert for sure
yep
Her: He's probably thinking of other women
Him: if Steve and Alex had a child, it would look like the Terraria guide npc
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
I need me some unthink juice
T
@@aidan2727 what are you talking about
@@nicholanimations4703 It's a DOOM reference
Robin: “What bird would I be?”
Me: idk maybe a *robin*
yes exactly what i thought
Nah he'd be an Emu
I was thinking he would be a parrot
Nah he be penguin
@@Freddy_Fazbear_har I was about to say "Penguins aren't birds" but then I looked at my username and remembered.
This guy has the kind of voice that makes you feel like you always knew him, even tho you never seen him
The I would rather be British thing was an insult because it was “the unofficial ira” so basically the ira are the people who fought Britain for the Irish republic
Wait a minute, isn’t that what Sunday Bloody Sunday was about?
@@MasterHall117 yes but that was when the British army killed 14 innocent civilians during a gaa game because the ira killed some British officers
@@avaob686
Ah, thanks
@@MasterHall117 There were different bloody sundays too, one was with the provisional IRA and that one was cringe
"I'm glad Momo won her battle with anorexia"
*Your opponent's active Pokemon is now burned*
Snorelax is in better shape than this skinny person.
Timestamp?
@@TanuSharma0705 8:28
10:11 Sam O’Nella described a pug’s face by saying it looks like it’s been smashed in by a frying pan and goes guh guh guh
*GUH GUH GUH*
How is Blitzo
@@thescarletking9433 jelly sandwiches ( :
@@Dmazza99 when you get the reference
"this makes me feel like the EmKay crew should make a few videos on r/roast me"
**almost everybody has approved**
The reason why the person saying "I would rather be British" is a rare insult because it's called "The Unofficial IRA Account"
I can’t like. It’s at 69
@@faisalb3705 Not anymore.
Hey google. How many murders can I get away with
@@faisalb3705 Sh*t.
@@defaultio2798 that’s only 1 of my war crimes
Robin: a robin
Lexi: hybrid budgee-albino pigeon
Damian: macaw
Jack: peacock
Zach: parrot
Help All the other pigs are in their bunkers and won't let me in!!! Plz don't attack us guys I don't want to take the eggs I'm just forced to build vehicles for king pig and if I fail a mission I get yelled at by king pig plz no!!!
Lexis one made me laugh like hell
Lexi’s is so specific I feel like it’d be right even if it isn’t.
I think Lexi would be a Phoenix.
Zack would be that rare flightless parrot
when the IRA lads be willing to be brits, oh lord, must've been God awful
@I Am Z1 what's wrong with Jews
@I Am Z1 your so mistaken you went left on a right only road
@I Am Z1 "Guys stop calling me out on being racist you're tearing apart my free speech"
@I Am Z1 Do you know what you just said?
Freedom of speech isnt freedom of consequence
WhY dOn'T yoU wAnNa Be BrItIscH?!
The Unoficial IRA Account: Am I a joke to you?
Robin then:- The sufferings gonna carry on for a while.
Robin now:- I shouldnt have said that. I should NOT have said that.
The "I'd rather be British" one went straight over Robin's head lmao
*TH-cam is getting real comfortable with these double 15 second no skip ads*
So in summary, youtube sucks.
TH-cam commenters getting real comfortable with whining all day and saying the same things without trying to change anything
Specifically, this video
I thought your profile pic had a mustache when I first saw it
Have you got one?
Ironicly, a Robin. You don't draw attention to yourself, but people quickly find the good in you. That is ur bird
Huh I can see it
"Being british is like the flavour of the month right now"
lol no i don't wanna be british i wanna be a cross between an emu and a toaster
Australian?
Congrats nothing's changed
@@ComradeLeanna Thank you for giving me the confidence that I am already an emu-toaster
I wanna be a snake
@@woofwoof9199 use that spell that took away Harry Potters bones
Me: *having a good dream*
Alarm clock: Will you wake up, man?
Just two days ago my frickin alarm woke me up just as it got to the best part of my dream and I am still annoyed.
@@ashleykozior2067 that always happens trust me
The clock can't make me wake up
Me, to the alarm clock: Will you shut up man?
mine does not ask nicely lol
What bird would you be?
“Local kookaburra can no longer fly because it ate too many sausages”
Omg did that really happen?
UPDATE ANSWER?
~ i have some nice insults ~
"You unsalted peanut"
"You bleached fishing rod"
and my personal favorite, "You deep fried pencil"
i might come up with some other ones in the future
"𝐃𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐢𝐧."
𝐌𝐲 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐬
One time i found someone use "You idiotic piece of Switzerland"
@@mizhasthebiz oh
I’m literally friends with the “mr potato head rebellious teenager” girl. I can’t even
Omg same
What did she think of the roast though?
@@j.ojo2004 she genuinely thought it was funny. She’ll delete anything negative but this comment is 100% still up. She does have a great sense of humor
You can't even what, Smol Purrito? What can you not even?
@IMakeBadVideos I don’t have to prove it to you, lol so 🤷♂️
fan theory:
Jack is actually just how Lexi would sound as a male.
@@Disbanded9998 Lexi is a trans woman. A trans WOMAN; not man. She may have been assigned male at birth, that doesn't change a thing.
Jesus, dharga pie
@@Disbanded9998 sigh
Who’s gonna tell Dogs on Mars. Or should we just post this on whoosh and make fun of him for it XDDD
@@Disbanded9998 Oh, I'm sorry, I'll remove my comment now.
I would probably divorce if my wife gave birth to a centipede
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@@Tilburyy no
ŌwÒ
Your kinda not funny
*CHILD SUPPORT*
Robin is my favorite narrator because I can relate the most to him, and I like the subreddits he reviews
I miss damian
@Wxter_Melen heck yeah he was!
6:43 Boi did you just insult his long hair?! BOI.
Robin: "What bird would I be?"
Hmm, I don't know... oh wait
I have no idea what?
@@anthonymurray8101 Robin. Robin is a bird
R/woooosh
dang..
@@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr I really gottm
I always try to learn these insults, but I always forget them... Pen and paper!
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
@@aidan2727 what the hell is wrong with you
@@aidan2727 r/Wooosh
I legitimately have a notebook open
Mine come naturally
“Tell me what bird would I be”
You know, somethings telling me Robin
These insults are rarer than a girl complimenting me
Well.......
Thats cool and all but the longer the icon of sin stays on earts the stronger it becomes
You are an amazing person
From a girl
You’re doing your best and I’m proud of you !!
From another girl
A self burn but its not as rare as a double self burn, but nice joke
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How about dont. Clown.
@@MaztRPwn ?
@@MaztRPwn - Agreed. People just make this up smh.
.
11:45 the guy walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?"
The last time I was this early, insults weren’t invented
dojyaaaaaaaan~
dojyaaaaaan~
Yesn't
Last time I was this early, nobody SAID "first", "second", "last time I was this early", etc. They were too busy coming out of their mother's womb to say anything
@@emmabingham8545 pfff so were you
5:23
Robin, every insult is the equivalent of "you stupid poopy head" you *u n i n t e l l i g e n t b e i n g*
His voice sounds like he is a cartoon character, radio host from the 50’s & the teen from your high school who is super eccentric and wears weird suits all the time
2:45 That was a irish rebel group back in 1916 trying to remove british rule around the country.
The real IRA sll exists, and the IRA were still activly bombing in the UK during the 70's, 80's and 90's.
@@chaislaw5014 I do not count those a-holes as the original after the 70s.
@Ari Freedman no those a holes blew up innocent civilians and don’t deny it and the caused a lot of death in the Easter rising the Irish hated them for that but when we hanged your leaders that’s what sparked things. Which is really dumb because they caused the deaths of approximately 400 civilians and were rightfully shot for it
2:35
"They said be there or be square, and this dude didn't show up."
Hi Kokichi! *hugs him tightly and ruffles his soft purple hair*
guy named robin: what birb would i be?
everybody: HHMmHmMhM
Robin, Lexi, Jack, whatever, we're all emkay!
Nah I miss the originals with Zach and Damien
catfuckertv Robin, Lexi, and Jack are good to but I still miss them
@@turnedkestrel1459 i litterally said everyone. I only used Robin Lexi and Jack as examples.
catfuckertv oh oke yeah
@@turnedkestrel1459 ye those are good but Lexi, Robin and jack are superior imo
Robin feels honestly like the best cousin you've been waiting for at a party, i like that.
5:55 he looks like he is developing a wasp nest in place of his head , 50%complete
“A detention desk” THAT MADE ME LAUGHH SO HARDDD OMGGG 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
" What bird would I be?"
YOUR NAME IS ROBIN
I think he would be a parrot
He would be a blackbird, obviously.
you idiots he would be a blue jay
Lol
I think he'd be a pelican
3:32 he knew all along.
6:33 that guy looks like young balding keanu reeves
0:25
I'm going to be honest Robin, there have been countless times where I've gotten your voice mixed up with Lexi's
You both have that anime protag/radio show host fusion going on
Lol
3:36 i'm legit proud of the fact that Diesel Patches made an appearance in an emkay video
Germany's UBI trial is actually a very big step forward and I'm sad that we'll never have anything like it here in the US
Your bird would be a stone curlew
Just the ability to scream very loudly and dont sleep
2:25
Simon the Chipmunk turned himself into a human!
XD
7:25 I've met this guy, he's the nicest person in the world.
Fun fact: at this time everybody hasnt watched the whole video yet
How did you know
Woah...
@@freshy_yt278 i am from the government
No way
...yeah
Robin: “what bird would I be?”
Me sitting alone in complete darkness knowing damn well Robin can’t here me: “a crow.”
my friend insulted me and when I said "I was murdered" in vc he said, "meanwhile you're a war criminal because of your destructive insults"
there's no way they're that bad right?... *right?*
that's not an insult, that's a compliment. I'd love to be able to verbally hit people with a truck full of lead.
Him: What bird would I be?
You know that your name is literally Robin right?
9:06 he looks like the accountant who is in the movie for comedic relief
Who the hell had the audacity to say that the guy was shaped like an angry bird?Man poor angry birds...as if being thrown of a slingshot to try to stop pigs from stealing their eggs wasnt enough
Good one
That dude really dissed a Koi fish lmao 😂
I think what made the "I'd rather be British" insult extra spicey is that it was made by an IRA account. Saying that the IRA doesn't like the UK that much is a massive understatement.
2:07 that one got me real good.
Friend: Do you hate me?
Me: If you were on your death bed I would pull the plug to charge my phone that’s at 100%
That comment at 6:56 is so insensitive and mean, I would make myself an account to that site, locate that thread, follow, and then mercilessly spam the original poster. Introvert speaking, btw.
Pugs are adorable 10:16
Robin - what bird would I be?
All of us - •_____•
9:57 for a second I thought the guy in the background was a red gumball.
Robin had an identity crisis during the intro lmao
2:12
That bird is still a type of vulture soooo 😬😬😬
R/Wooooooosh
@@linaschofield4252 That’s not an R/whoosh thing
"ummm actually it's still a vulture🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓"
1:08 Something can't disappear if it never existed. Like that guy's neck.
Robin - Nobody told me I was Lexi.
Me who has been saying that Robin is Lexi with a voice changer - Am I a joke to you?
7:26 that Tom L guy looks like that anime character
*they’re the same picture*
3:45 I'm sad to know I can probably never use that cuz that was epic
2:18 robin would be a bat.
Cool bird bro
Bats can sometimes be flying puppies and sometimes they can be flying rats
2:45
"I Would rather be British".
The insult gets points, because its from an (Unofficial) account for the *IRA* so, if you dont get it, just know that this comment could never suffice in explaining it. And learning the back history of a joke, to get the joke, ruins it in the process.
Just learn the history between Ireland and the British, not even that far back, start in the late 20th century. Learn about the IRA (not the retirement account, but you should definitely have one, Social Security will not help you).
All of the narrators would be one of those hand turkeys you make for thanksgiving
Robin is like a black vulture.
Dark but likeable
Edit: guys i know robin would be a robin
ornithology dude what
@@sjgh.r it's a bird joke
ornithology dude ok
Robin: Hey guys what kind of bird would I be?
Also Robin: Im your host ROBIN.
How👏Many👏Times👏Am👏 I👏 Gonna👏 See👏 This👏 Commented👏
@@VeggieGirl07 for👏 ev👏er👏
2:53 The IRA and Britain are not on friendly terms
As an Irish person, I can explain the "I'd rather be British" thing. That person was from the Irish Republican Army (IRA), who have a particular hate for the British. Ireland used to be part of the UK, and early in the 20th century, 26 counties of the island got independence from Britain, with the remaining 6 still being part of the UK (these are known as Northern Ireland). There have been a lot of attacks from both sides in the 20th century, with the IRA attacking Britain, and the Black & Tans being the main group attacking Ireland, and loads of bombing. It was especially bad in Northern Ireland, where it kept going further into the 20th century under the name "The Troubles", with conflict revolving around Irish/Catholics (who wanted full independence for Ireland) vs British/Protestants (who wanted Ireland to stay in Britain), with loads of people being killed for being the "wrong" side from their perspective. Even to this day, a small minority of Irish people hate the British to the same degree, and some people still want the 6 counties of Northern Ireland back to make a United Ireland
I feel I should point out the 6 counties of Northern Ireland voted to remain British. The other 26 voted for independence. Just to clarify how Northern Ireland was formed.
@@iank472 Cause paying for healthcare can kiss my ass
Day 124 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”
:0
I believe you
k
4:45 "Germany will give people 1,400 each Month in new universal Basic Income Experiment" WHERE IS MY MONEY BRO
Robin: "What bird would I be?"
Me: "A Dolphin"
10:04I love pugs but I can’t even be mad that made me laugh so I can’t even be mad
Robin: What bird would I be?
Me: The middle finger.
7:51 Yep. Koi is the Japanese word for carp (I do not know anything about Japanese, but I know plenty about carp.). As a keeper of goldfish (also carp), I can confirm they are pretty hardy.
To that person who said that pugs are ugly. Just know that a single pug. Even a mean pug, would have more kindness and humanity that you ever will
2:02 I'd rather not have my child be traumatized by a creep, thank you very much
9:25 my first time making an omelette alone was good, I overcooked it a bit but it just added crunch, main problem was I made it with onion powder, onions, and craft singles...
7:37 Tom L looks like the irl version of the person that screenshotted the message pfp
9:46 I didn't know that programming could cause that much stress
10:40 he looks like the teenage version of the villain from meet the robinsons
HE DOES LMAO emo bowler guy
6:18 life-changing insult
Robin would definitely be one of those "m" shaped birds in the background of a painting.
I'M-
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If I had a dollar for every “this sounds like doctor’s handwriting” out there, I’d be able to become a doctor
If an American had a dollar for every “this sounds like doctor’s handwriting” out there, they'd be able to afford an initial consultation with a doctor.
You have to smart to be a doctor
@@talldrinkofmarmalade7281 shit, you got me there
"To smart to be a doctor."
Looks like you won't be one.
10:21
This is a great insult but, Technically humans breed and made pug so it humanity's fault they exist
2:42 I'd rather be forced to eat a Carolina Reaper than have MAPs be recognized as LGBTQ+
Trust me, Robin: Calling you Lexi is like calling the Mona Lisa a sketch.
Dam idk why you absolutely hate Lexi, but okay